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Am I not Human, prick me, do I not bleed? Do I not Hurf Durf?

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MY QUESTION:

WHAT pray tell has COME OF our blessed FIRST AMENDMENT???

 

MY OPINION:

 

YOU CANNOT handle what I have to SAY! MY OPINIONS may be my own but they SPEAK OF THE TRUTH. Like RON PAUL, I am here to DELIVER THE PURESTRAIN GOLD. You can listen and comment civilly, but you choose not to. WHY???

 

Men of true OPINION aren't afriad to SAY what they FEEL. Yet cowards who HIDE behind Keyboards think they know it all??? They Sling their arrows of lulz WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW is a corruption of LOL.

 

QUESTION 2: WHY DO YOU PERVERT THAT WHICH IS PRECIOUS AND PURE SUCH AS LOL TO THE KIDS???

 

At some point you will come to know a TRUE TEDDY LONG STYLE PLAYA like me has his FINGERS on the pulse of the Tampa Bay Sports arena?? Then you will respect me and my opinions and KNOW that I AM RIGHT.

 

Until then I will go back to my home and have sex with my girlfriend multiple times because that shit is SO CASH and you losers behind your keyboards can all choke on MY AWESOMENESS!

 

The UnKnown DurfHuRfeR?

 

 

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Pardon me

nine minutes ago.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on May 20, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Post Fail

Good posts don’t have a QUESTION 2.

by dobsdc on May 20, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You should host the Source awards

IT’S GOLD

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 20, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

make me a mod

and reap the benefits.

and im all for new guys posting here but NO MORE FUCKING GIMMICK POSTING like ooh im so slick im the unknown insyda i might be in DRO front office or hell i might be fatty navarro’s bbq pork butt chef or dude I’m totally on vinny lecavalier’s laptop.

And anyone who calls themself “the sports chief” should killself. Popov vodka and tylenol PM

Other than that if youre marginally funny I guess you can be slightly gimmicky but unfunny gimmicks ARE UNFUNNY AND DESERVE TO BE MOCKED

Just crack wise in the GDTs, post gifs and lulz, and enjoy the awesome thats how new guys can get in just fine here.

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 20, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The general order of web form participation is simple: Lurk --> Read Archives --> Participate in discussions --> Create Discussions

It’s not that difficult. If everyone followed these rules, we’d never have insiders or sports chiefs for 2 reasons: first, they’d be smarter just by absorbing the info on this site, and 2nd, they’d know they’d get lambasted for posting what they would now consider an awful opinion.

That being said, you shouldn’t ban someone for being stupid (like insider) unless they’re specifically here to troll (like TheSportsChief was). I banned insider because #1 he asked for it, and #2 he deleted his fanposts.

Come to think of it, if a user creates a fanpost, and they’re banned before they can delete it, can they still delete it? I should try this.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 20, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this Paris Hilton?

You sure sound like her…..

Mound Visit

by Mound Visit on May 20, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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