Adults that bring gloves to games = Classless
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 1:34 PM EDT
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Seriously? You are an adult, and you bring a glove to a watch a baseball game? I bet you pay more attention to foul balls then what is happening on the field too. Why don't you let the kids, and more importantly, the players on the field have a shot at actually catching a foul ball? But nooooo, you have to stand there in your tucked in polo shirt, and braded belt worn out from barely holding in your gut, and jump in front of some twelve year old with your two hundrend dollar glove that was never used on a real field.
You are just a dumb animal that should be ejected from the game as soon as that glove is put on your hand. Man up and catch foul balls like an adult, and let the players, and kids have their fun.
Also, they should reopen auschwitz for anyone that asks for an autograph over the age of 18.
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The time is NOW, Hitler!
/cue Reich Raccoon
by ReasonableDoubt on May 4, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll ask for autographs til I'm 30, asshole
by daveh33 on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that when your arranged marriage kicks in?
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's when I ditch the Rays for BOSSMAN's new team
by daveh33 on May 5, 2009 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sounded harsh
i didn’t mean it like that
by daveh33 on May 5, 2009 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy pushing 10 year olds out of the way to satisfy your need to relive your failed childhood.
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah what's cooler than having another human beings name in sharpie on a scrap of paper.
by dbulls21 on May 4, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting a personally signed autographed baseball is hella cooler than those lame replica rings
some people were paying $100 for on ebay… you dorks actually wear those in public?
by daveh33 on May 5, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if you're 75
Bring a glove, do whatever you want. Just don’t be a moron. Nice attempt a demonization though.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on May 5, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This
People who drink at baseball games = classless
People who use cowbells = classless
Hecklers = classless
People who can’t just live and let live = annoying
by GomesSweetGomes on May 5, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great analysis from a guy who wouldn't let little girls enjoy an NSync concert in piece
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you were right the first time with "piece"
Also, it was a Backstreet Boys concert. Perhaps Edan, Gaelen, and I will break out the tape this weekend. Perhaps not.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on May 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you serious with this thread?
who the fuck would recommend this garbage? it’s baseball idiot, it’s a pastime to bring a glove. not just for the fun of it, but also the safety. get good seats down either line and then see how you feel when a foul liner comes at your face at 100mph. you are an idiot, i can’t stress that enough. bringing a glove is part of going to the ballpark, just as long as you don’t interfere with the games. and asking for autographs is just as much part of the experience as watching the game. god damn you are just so wrong i can’t even gather my thoughts to write more coherently…
by davidsmarch on May 5, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Lousy smarch weather.
You may need some counseling for those anger issues, my friend.
by ReasonableDoubt on May 5, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
recd
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 5, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta agree with David, but without the rabidly incoherent anger.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Do you have any concept of sarcasm whatsoever?
by Taylor H on May 6, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe this is just deeply ingrained sarcasm.
by Taylor H on May 6, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRB has officially surpassed sarcasm. Now we use Neo-sarcasm.
by Taylor H on May 6, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
It’s nuts, new people must think we’re batshit insane.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking about writing an essay on the Comedy Stylings of DRB.
Then I remember I do have something resembling a life.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, liar
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
davidsmarch is drb's dwight schrute
Today, we are all Honkballers.
by RATW on May 6, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
if it was sarcasm, feel free to delete my respons
i questioned that before responding, but the responses both before mine and subsequent lead me to believe that he was in fact serious.
by davidsmarch on May 6, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bringing a glove to a game
for anyone over 12 yo is similar to watching soccer
Wearing a jersey with a player’s name also fairly gay for an adult to do
by Raymondo on May 6, 2009 11:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, please.
Attending a real (i.e. not American) soccer game is most the enthralling and passionate sporting experience out there.
Bringing a glove to a game is just sad.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I personally don't care if you bring a glove to a game. However, British football is the single best live experience anywhere
I would give my left leg to be in West London in about 2 hours.
As it stands, I’m watching on ESPN360.com.
by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barca better win.
I can’t take another Chelsea-Man U final, and I certainly can’t handle either of them winning it.
Barcelona is the best pure footy team in the world. They deserve to be there.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"deserve" must mean "payed" in your language.
congrats to yr asshole danny alves on his birthday. his husband must have seen how terrible he was playing first half, and paid the ref to ignore all handballs in the box the 2nd half.
by daveh33 on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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