5/4/09 GDT: Baltimore Orioles @ Tampa Bay Rays
Baltimore Orioles at Tampa Bay Rays, May 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How was she raised to feel about gay marriage?
by PlayOnWords on May 4, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For a beauty contestant and a girl raised in the south she's surprisingly tolerant
She only wants them burned at the stake after they’re dead.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Played baseball, and a gramarian. I think I'm in love with brianj
I was trying to provide a little bit of social commentary, which I know can be a bit tough in a sports blog. My frustration was with the reaction, not with being upset with the fan. At the risk of revealing myself to be a moron with another stupid comment, Gene, I did not use ‘condescending’ as a verb, because that is a gerand. I used “condescend” as a verb, which I would appreciate Joe not doing (and is a little bit what this playful rant is). Oh, and I’ve played a bit of baseball, but I’ll save credential sharing with Robert for another day. Meanwhile, Percy, continue getting outs and don’t be a jerk.
Posted by: brianj | May 04, 2009 at 03:15 PM
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the more douchey percy is, the better he pitches
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to take away his beer and cable tv
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 4, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Radio appearance
Today ~6:30 Local CBS Sports Tampa Bay 1010am. 1010sportsonline.com
www.draysbay.com
by Tommy Rancel on May 4, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many runs will kaz give up before the 3rd today?
5
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Today's the no-hitter
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 4, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are confusing kazmir with our good pitchers
Garza and shields
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's the day sonny jim
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 4, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KAZMIR CGSO!!!!!!
bitch
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Appairently Scot Boras has his own twitter feed now
@SI_JonHeyman
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ZONG
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The money quote from today's Boras Times?
• The Nationals have settled on right-handed phenom Stephen Strasburg from San Diego State. The $50 million asking price won’t be met. But for what it’s worth, I asked two executives who they’d rather have — Strasburg or Erik Bedard (a free agent-to-be who could get around $50 million in my estimation), and neither hesitated for a second. It’s Strasburg by a mile. Then again, as one pointed out, “But Strasburg isn’t a free agent.”
• The best chance for Strasburg to get the $50 million would have been for him to slide all the way down to the Yankees. But a Yankees official acknowledged, “We’ve got no shot at him.”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heyman appears to actually be negotiating for Boras at this point
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burn them in ovens for these comments.
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Them meaning Jon Heyman?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the people mentioned by Heyman, and Boras, and Heyman
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please add in Yankees
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which, Joba Chamberlain's mom got popped for selling meth.
Lmao
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here it is
PTB’s not in the line up today so aybar is DH, and the lineups are as follows:
1) B.J Upton- CF Brian Roberts- 2B
2) Carl Crawford- LF Adam Jones- CF
3) Evan Longoria- 3B Nick Markakis- RF
4) Carlos Pena-1B Melvin Mora- 3B
5) Willy Aybar- DH Aubrey Huff- 1B
6) Ben Zobrist- RF Ty Wigginton- DH
7) Akinori Iwamura- 2B Luke Scott- LF
8) Jason Bartlett- SS Gregg Zaun- C
9) Dioner Navarro- C Cesar Izturis- SS
And of course your Starting pitchers- Scott Kazmir, Adam Eaton
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Not now Adam I'm Eaton"
bahahahaa
idioth
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF???
Who are you calling an Idiot?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Presumably Chris Berman, claws in bro
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy who goes by the name of boomer
damn
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We better not lose to Eaton
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he passes out at the lunch buffet
Maybe kaz will have more confidence
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S KAZMIRDAY
http://www.manamanadoodoodoodoodoo.com/
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You sir are an odd creature.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 4, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for the O's to bat around on kaz in the first.
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK ITS TIME FOR A CGSO
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you always expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed right?
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime you say something negative I will start saying something mean.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KAZMIR CANT EVEN GET IT OVER THE PLATE
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your face resembles a posterior.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kazmir is a golden god
never forget. he will throw 7 scoreless tonight. book it.
by Devil Ray on May 4, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's like saying Mine That Bird will win the kentucky derby.
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this game, appairently Redsox Yankees is on
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Their
Rivalry gets so overrated at times
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get no dap for this? it's gold!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well.. I was gonna say it's the most retarded thing I've seen in a while
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're no fun
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
retarded in an endearing, good way.
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is funny, screw you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_dogu_cXI&feature=player_embedded
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.
It’s utterly ridiculous
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed I would rather watch the 2008 AL champs vs the Yankees
I hope YOUUUUUUUklis continues to hit well!
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not understanding the 08' AL Champs thing...
I’ve seen it a couple times…
Is it a reference to something somebody said?
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again Huh?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a Kazmir bird picture....
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized that a win loss record isn't as useless as I have been led to believe
by plasticman on May 4, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it seems significant to me if the sum of the ratio of wins to losses is close to or equal to the total number of games
in which the pitcher has played
by plasticman on May 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because it would suggest--not prove--that the pitcher was the deciding factor in those games
otherwise you would expect the total to deviate far from the total.
That’s my thought process.
by plasticman on May 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could just do individual game tRA/FIP.
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure.
I was just looking at Kaz’s win loss total and thinking about what could be gleaned from it.
Still quite new to the stats.
by plasticman on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knology is getting dedicated FSN and SunSports HD channels on June 18 fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
where do you guys get those funny ass pictures?
by Jombari on May 4, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
funnyasspictures.com actually
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, it's Baltimore and finals week.
Indians/Athletics series are alot more appealing to me.
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
People are protesting Longoria's classless behavior, duh
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhh
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It looked like Kaz was about to laugh
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kaz coming out golden
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about that CGSO
Yeah you are awful kazmir
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GET SOMEBODY UP IN THE PEN MADDON!!!
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh god
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Play him out, keyboard cat
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's getting squeezed... dammit
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Change your sig to read "9=30"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scott Kazmir = Classless
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just a biiiit outside
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
uhhh what the hell
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Sabretooth behind the plate
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get it together Kaz....
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great start, Kaz
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So i turn the channel and i see this?
im turning back to frasier.
5 dollar foot loooooong
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha he's smart
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Kaz get an out?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
UGHHH
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Navi's calling a terrible game
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
for some reason it's not blacked out on espn
by walkoffwalk on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's MASN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AN OUT!?!?!?!?!?!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL I called 5 Earned runs in 2 innings
Guess who knows baseball better then you p brady
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I see only 3.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least we got mora out
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So...I've liked Kazmir for years now. But I have to ask. Is he just broken now?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if he is not broken
he is inconsistent
by plasticman on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had flashes of good
but was never dominate
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck are you, Joe Morgan?
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he is pretty old
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I find it hard to believe that he's just broken two years later.
But the numbers don’t look good for him.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No idea.
His command looks worse, his velocity is down again. I don’t have an answer.
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AIDS.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU JEN STERGER
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game is on ESPN HD
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We can watch the rays fail in hd?
sweet.
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean we can watch MY BOYS the Orioles run it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we turn this game thread into one about the wire?
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rain delay for yanks sawx :(
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
o hai sternfan
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is fucking stupid now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck can't Huff have hit a HR
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apperantly the filthy greek is a better player
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he isn't a member of the vaunted Migrant Workers
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bright side time
we are facing Eaton
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WARM UP BETTER KAZMIR
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
its ok
3 runs against Eaton is almost like being up by 5
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we did murder him in his 1st start
of course it doesnt matter if Kaz cant put his shit together
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our SP gave up 1st inning runs?!?!
NO WAI
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing the O's have some fat white guys with no swing
so kaz can get some easy outs.
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No outs are easy for kaz
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothimg to say
/floods the basement with tears of sadness
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by Some other guy who does not care on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
B.J.'s gonna fuck eaton up tonight.
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
by fuck up i assume you ment
infield pop up him to death
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh look if its close, eaton gets the call!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
UPTON LAZY AS FUCK
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, fuck
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is embarrasing
im embarrased now
go CC
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In hilarious news, Joba Chamberlain's mom was arrested for selling a gram of Meth to an undercover cop.
She is also an ugly woman:

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which, Joba Chamberlain’s mom got popped for selling meth.
Lmao
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 6:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My bad, I just joined the thread and couldn't be bothered to read all the comments. My mistake.
Carry on.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But yours has a funny picture so its better'
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your dog has heartworms and is slowly dying.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, word? CGSO
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have heartworms
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I have a heart
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Souls are overrated
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck said soul. CGSO
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY HEART IS GRAY.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He brought hilarious pictures.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she looks like him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are from Nebraska, aka the heartland!
That giant blog of land between the coast lines, not including major cities, is populated entirely by meth addicts. How is this news?
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
REPPIN' DA HAUTE!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd probably do hardcore drugs too if I lived in the heartland. Gotta be the only thing that is not boring about those many many miles of nothing.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meth and listening to am talk radio that tells you how great you are
It’s all they do.
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cow Tipping. Beastiality. All of those are popular heartland activities.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both you and Mr. putupyour are correct.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
I was like BJ IS FAST
then I saw that he’s an idiot
by plasticman on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
STEAL FIRST
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
man he's been ridiculous at the plate lately
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic route by Adam Jones
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you Jones
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If by average you mean below average
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Pacman
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Motherfucker
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I remember that time he didn't sign Carlos Pena
When asked why, he said “Because we know Carl Everett can hit 5th in a batting lineup.”
I’d hate Bavasi if I were you too.
…
…
>:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing Dave or Jeff asked for Pena?
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure it was Dave who asked the question at an old USSM meetup.
I wasn’t at that one, but that’s how that exchange went.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAVASI IS AWESOME!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he were awesome he would've dealt Clement for Al Reyes.
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he would've done that, he would've been Geoff Baker.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, at least when we did trade him we didn't do anything that stupid.
…fuck. If only we’d always had Zduriencik :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck him too if Seattle turns into the new Boston.
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait until fake Mariners fans fill other stadiums and get random "Let's go Mariners" clap clap clapclapclap chants going.
The Mariners cap will obviously become the new fashion statement.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orioles feed has pitch grips
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over a year is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML
thats awesome
by Jombari on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry, but thats just really sad on your part.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasnt me
somebody posted it on FML.com
by Jombari on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confusing.
Garry Miller on Crawford: “He will take pitches, he’s not in a hurry up there, he will take a walk if you’re willing to give one. His job is to get on base”
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CHICKS DIG THE LONGO BALL.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LONGO LONG BALL
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA longoria for ruining Eatons CGSO
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he had a PG!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wanna make love to Evan
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I need to get a Longoria jersey...
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heater poster "Anton from PH" will throw one at you if you ever try some shit with him
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know how they do in the PH
act like you know
by putupyourDUKES on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/has "bass competition" in starbucks parkinglot
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longo has an OPS of 1.168
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
very hittable
plz get locked in now, Kaz
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw a HR on TV then my dad bout peed on me
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
............
……….
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm tired of having to write posts that include the words "Wrong" "[Random Player]?"
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ben Grieve is gonna lead off the 2nd btw
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would enjoy writing about Grieve.
He’s a misunderstood soul.
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just think, if upton didn't need a fucking nap we'd only be down by 1
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if Jones wasnt superman, we may be tied
happens
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD JOB CAMERA CREW
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one pitch out... not bad
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching ESPN in hopes that Yanks Sawx comes on
In Play, Out(s)
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 4, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he went
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HE FUCKING WENT
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kaz said fuck it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
POSITIVE K:BB FTW
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Slow and bubley?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 4, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like that, Kaz
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kaz has allowed 1 hit
plz no more walks
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So apparently Kaz has shields disease?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kaz is gonna be pitching well til the 8th?
Awesome
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is Crawford not AL POTW?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 4, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is not raining hard here
no idea why the Yanks/Sox douche bag series is in delay
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FREE WILLY
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Catch that one prick
PS: Fuck you Bavasi
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this meme.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to the heckler?
I guess he didn’t renew his season tix
9=2 apparently
by mrichardkent on May 4, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/article977650.ece
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 4, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
5.91 is almost 6, thank you kevin kennedy.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
come on, treat him like Eaton
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
over moras head plz
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really Kennedy? You cover the team that bunted the least in the entire majors last year
And this “isn’t a bunt situation”?
by R.J. Anderson on May 4, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn 2 strikes
mora will move back
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
walk him do it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AIM BETTER
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh whatever
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jones doesnt impress me with his catches
but the prick makes it
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
give me a gapper here
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
by joeybw on May 4, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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