Why whatever the team I call mine is better than the Rays and Rays fans
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So,a joke, within a joke, within a joke?
Bravo.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The tags should give it away.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is some bullshit
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Who the fuck do you think you are? I’ve been a Rays fan since 1996. Maybe you can learn what you’re talking about before you post next time?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah? In libero turpis you!
Asshole. Or should I say: VESTIBULUM.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
9/10
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on May 6, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does "Evan Longoria = Classless" have more recs than this?
Blasphemy.
by Taylor H on May 6, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The original post in that thread is much funnier.
I rec’d, but still.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Earnest Obliviousness > Sarcasm
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right. Ironic reccing. Neo-sarcasm is taking over the internet.
by Taylor H on May 6, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
From The Sports Chief Post, in re: to the reason why it hadn’t recieved 5 recs:
I think it’s because it’s too long winded for most people to read.
For example, I completely missed the fact on the first read through that he was a Yankees fan, not a KC one. It’d be like reccomending a 5000 word post in lorem ipsum.
by kericr on May 6, 2009 1:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Clearly, that’s wrong.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long did this take?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
About 10 seconds
Lorum Ipsum generator did all the work for me.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I printed this out, dipped it in lime juice, and the words didn't change.
Just sayin’
by Lurch's Lobbyists on May 6, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You forgot
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
or it’s proper translation
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 9, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs





















