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Hi, Matt Garza here to tell you the dangers of teen pregnancy!

While his teammates were preparing for tonight's game against the Yankees, Matt Garza found himself on an auditorium stage with Bristol Palin and Hayden Panettiere, warning teenagers how much it sucks to have a child when you're a teen.

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Yes, Palin... Panettiere... Garza.  Together on one stage at last!  I actually watched about an hour or so of it on a news feed, and it's every bit as awesome as you can imagine.  Hayden took every chance she could to make the forum all about her: did you know she's a GODPARENT?  It's just like the real thing and it's really hard.  :(

After one particularly long rant by Hayden, Garza busts out laughing and has to quickly backtrack with a "Well you know, she's right..."  A few minutes later when a moderator who seemed to have an inexplicable mancrush on Garza was complimenting him on his baseball achievements, Hayden interrupts and says "Sorry, but I just have to go back and add one more thing" and  then completely derails all conversation for a good three or four minutes. 

This link has some video highlights, as Garza tells us how he harnessed the wisdom he gained watching Rugrats and turned it into awesome parenting.

Yes indeed, hours before the Rays play their first game at the new Yankee Stadium, and you can just tell there's no place Matt would rather be:

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That's what happens when you get a girl pregnant in high school

then become a famous baseball player and ALCS MVP.

You get to share the stage with an actress and the daughter of a Governor and talk about how you wish you had used a condom.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

New quote:

“Pieces: I call them nuggets”

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Bristol there? Because she's a big sister?

Why is Garza there? Why are these people there?

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

G.Z.A. had a kid when he was 18.

And to really make him feel shitty, his then-girlfriend (I guess his wife now)…. a little homely.

by Suttree on May 6, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Married in 2008

And they had a second child before they even married

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She must be good in the sack

He nailed her a second time, then married her

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This really is amazing

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It really was a surreal experience watching this

Who would’ve ever guessed that Matt Garza would share the stage with Bristol Palin and Hayden Panttiere? You couldn’t script it any better than that. I give Matt credit. He held his own against Panitteire. It was obvious she wanted the attention for herself, but he made sure he spoke his mind. I’m guessing he won’t get invited to the set of Heroes any time soon. As for Palin, she didn’t have much to say.

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by Rays_Rev on May 6, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not in the actual clip posted, but...

Hayden rudely interrupted one of the moderators who was in the middle of complimenting Garza. I highly suspect it was because of him laughing at her earlier (which is in the video) and also because they were talking about someone who wasn’t Hayden Panettiere.

Not sure if the full thing is online anywhere. It was a good 90 minutes long, and aside from the Garza moments, was pretty dry.

by News Fedora on May 6, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hayden is a vapid cunt

The writers of heroes had to change entire story lines because she refused to be on the same set as the peter character after they broke up. Apparently they were dating.

by putupyourDUKES on May 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Vapid Cunt"

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something clearly went tragically wrong somewhere for this set of circumstances to occur

Also, anybody have an alternative video link? WTSP’s isn’t playing for me.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't try any other videos

I did try IE, and that worked.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bristol was a slut that had a kid at 17, and the heroes chick most likely had an abortion or some shit

I like that Bristol has switched from “i wish i knew about birth control”, to ABSTINENCE WORKS. I thought you weren’t supposed to get jaded and sell out before 30?

by putupyourDUKES on May 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor Garza, going to pay for that horrible mistake the rest of his life.

50 cent condom ended up costing him millions, and he is stuck with a ugly chick. There is no way he leaves her too, he is all kinds of catholic.

by putupyourDUKES on May 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are the king of
or its your ____

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah a friend mine that was a Buffalo Bills cheerleader dated him when he was in Rochester

apparently he didn’t tell her about the kid, once he did she dumped him, she’s mega gorgeous too

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Super happy fun time

Google + “Matt Garza Married” + “I’m feeling lucky”

Also, when did this happen? (Beware the Buc’em virus, where you spread unsubstantiated rumors)

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When he was in Rochester before coming up to the Twins

I can’t find a picture on the Jills site, but I swear this

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't cost him shit

Marriage is better than child support

And apparently he’s not too sad, since he got her a second time before they married

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didnt...

garza say “thats right” @ hayden’s point about “getting preggers doesnt make u an adult”, & then he laughed. it didnt seem to me he laughed @ her…
garza seemed pretty smart…sample quote—-“yeah, u dont go from reading the comics to reading the wall st. journal” after getting pregnant.
oh, & i think hayden’s there ‘cause she’s a candies(shoes)spokeperson…

by liquidmuse3 on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I see that Garza is in the middle of a 'fuckton of stupid' sandwich

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heres the caption to that photo on huffpo

“From left: actress Hayden Panettiere, MVP for the Tampa Bay Rays Matt Garza, and Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, pose for photographers on the red carpet during an event to promote National Teen Pregnancy Awareness Day Wednesday, May 6, 2009 in New York. Unwed mother Bristol Palin said Wednesday that abstinence is a realistic way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy — a view not shared by the father of her infant son. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)”

by plastic on May 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

a view not shared by the father of her infant son.

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you forgot...

Until Next Time
The Sports Chief

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is such a classic line

On with the (good) youth movement!

by aet15 on May 10, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I might have taken a look at this pic the first time on too narrow of a scope.

Clearly, Garza is a pimp.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 7, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By popular(?) demand

Here’s another video clip:

http://tinyurl.com/cbabh2

In it, Garza calls the audience liars and Hayden doesn’t want to talk about Matt.

by News Fedora on May 6, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"guys got to bone up to it"

I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re not supposed to do.

4:30 mark county down

by behn on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She should have been advocating facials

Good for the skin and 100% chance of not getting pregnant

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Bristol is as stupid as a box of rocks.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't

But I would imagine this is what it would be like.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should flag all links that are not safe at work.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.draysbay.com (NSFW)

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 7, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right, I didn't even think about it.

But then again, I work from home now so nothing is NSFW for me.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 7, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This sounds like the television event of the year

and I’m not even kidding. I wish I could have seen it.

On with the (good) youth movement!

by aet15 on May 10, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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