Hi, Matt Garza here to tell you the dangers of teen pregnancy!
While his teammates were preparing for tonight's game against the Yankees, Matt Garza found himself on an auditorium stage with Bristol Palin and Hayden Panettiere, warning teenagers how much it sucks to have a child when you're a teen.
Yes, Palin... Panettiere... Garza. Together on one stage at last! I actually watched about an hour or so of it on a news feed, and it's every bit as awesome as you can imagine. Hayden took every chance she could to make the forum all about her: did you know she's a GODPARENT? It's just like the real thing and it's really hard. :(
After one particularly long rant by Hayden, Garza busts out laughing and has to quickly backtrack with a "Well you know, she's right..." A few minutes later when a moderator who seemed to have an inexplicable mancrush on Garza was complimenting him on his baseball achievements, Hayden interrupts and says "Sorry, but I just have to go back and add one more thing" and then completely derails all conversation for a good three or four minutes.
This link has some video highlights, as Garza tells us how he harnessed the wisdom he gained watching Rugrats and turned it into awesome parenting.
Yes indeed, hours before the Rays play their first game at the new Yankee Stadium, and you can just tell there's no place Matt would rather be:
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That's what happens when you get a girl pregnant in high school
then become a famous baseball player and ALCS MVP.
You get to share the stage with an actress and the daughter of a Governor and talk about how you wish you had used a condom.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
New quote:
“Pieces: I call them nuggets”
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Bristol there? Because she's a big sister?
Why is Garza there? Why are these people there?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
G.Z.A. had a kid when he was 18.
And to really make him feel shitty, his then-girlfriend (I guess his wife now)…. a little homely.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't explain why this is happening or why they're there.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Garza's agent wanted to give our ALCS MVP a bit more national exposure
by News Fedora on May 6, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
National exposure = non-profit teen pregnancy forum
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Married in 2008
And they had a second child before they even married
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She must be good in the sack
He nailed her a second time, then married her
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This really is amazing
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand why this happened
But boy am I thankful it did.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It really was a surreal experience watching this
Who would’ve ever guessed that Matt Garza would share the stage with Bristol Palin and Hayden Panttiere? You couldn’t script it any better than that. I give Matt credit. He held his own against Panitteire. It was obvious she wanted the attention for herself, but he made sure he spoke his mind. I’m guessing he won’t get invited to the set of Heroes any time soon. As for Palin, she didn’t have much to say.
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by Rays_Rev on May 6, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was there some confrontation I missed there?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd spit on her too just from that brief sampling
Garza is the man.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on May 6, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd prefer if she spit.
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
by Suttree on May 6, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in the actual clip posted, but...
Hayden rudely interrupted one of the moderators who was in the middle of complimenting Garza. I highly suspect it was because of him laughing at her earlier (which is in the video) and also because they were talking about someone who wasn’t Hayden Panettiere.
Not sure if the full thing is online anywhere. It was a good 90 minutes long, and aside from the Garza moments, was pretty dry.
by News Fedora on May 6, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hayden is a vapid cunt
The writers of heroes had to change entire story lines because she refused to be on the same set as the peter character after they broke up. Apparently they were dating.
by putupyourDUKES on May 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Vapid Cunt"
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something clearly went tragically wrong somewhere for this set of circumstances to occur
Also, anybody have an alternative video link? WTSP’s isn’t playing for me.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does any video on the site work for you?
Here’s a direct link to it in their video player. Might take it a few seconds to load.
by News Fedora on May 6, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't try any other videos
I did try IE, and that worked.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks kind of like Simon Cowell in that picture.
by Taylor H on May 6, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bristol was a slut that had a kid at 17, and the heroes chick most likely had an abortion or some shit
I like that Bristol has switched from “i wish i knew about birth control”, to ABSTINENCE WORKS. I thought you weren’t supposed to get jaded and sell out before 30?
by putupyourDUKES on May 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor Garza, going to pay for that horrible mistake the rest of his life.
50 cent condom ended up costing him millions, and he is stuck with a ugly chick. There is no way he leaves her too, he is all kinds of catholic.
by putupyourDUKES on May 6, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are the king of
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting that into meme-dom or
I’m an internet tragedy
by PlayOnWords on May 6, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah a friend mine that was a Buffalo Bills cheerleader dated him when he was in Rochester
apparently he didn’t tell her about the kid, once he did she dumped him, she’s mega gorgeous too
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super happy fun time
Google + “Matt Garza Married” + “I’m feeling lucky”
Also, when did this happen? (Beware the Buc’em virus, where you spread unsubstantiated rumors)
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he was in Rochester before coming up to the Twins
I can’t find a picture on the Jills site, but I swear this
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't cost him shit
Marriage is better than child support
And apparently he’s not too sad, since he got her a second time before they married
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/smells republican, puffs out chest, cracks knuckles, begins to type
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didnt...
garza say “thats right” @ hayden’s point about “getting preggers doesnt make u an adult”, & then he laughed. it didnt seem to me he laughed @ her…
garza seemed pretty smart…sample quote—-“yeah, u dont go from reading the comics to reading the wall st. journal” after getting pregnant.
oh, & i think hayden’s there ‘cause she’s a candies(shoes)spokeperson…
by liquidmuse3 on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I see that Garza is in the middle of a 'fuckton of stupid' sandwich
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heres the caption to that photo on huffpo
“From left: actress Hayden Panettiere, MVP for the Tampa Bay Rays Matt Garza, and Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, pose for photographers on the red carpet during an event to promote National Teen Pregnancy Awareness Day Wednesday, May 6, 2009 in New York. Unwed mother Bristol Palin said Wednesday that abstinence is a realistic way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy — a view not shared by the father of her infant son. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)”
by plastic on May 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lolz
a view not shared by the father of her infant son.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you forgot...
Until Next Time
The Sports Chief
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is such a classic line
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on May 10, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I might have taken a look at this pic the first time on too narrow of a scope.
Clearly, Garza is a pimp.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 7, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
By popular(?) demand
Here’s another video clip:
In it, Garza calls the audience liars and Hayden doesn’t want to talk about Matt.
by News Fedora on May 6, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"guys got to bone up to it"
I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re not supposed to do.
4:30 mark county down
by behn on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She should have been advocating facials
Good for the skin and 100% chance of not getting pregnant
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bristol is as stupid as a box of rocks.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who said anything about a relationship.
by twenty5psi on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't
But I would imagine this is what it would be like.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should flag all links that are not safe at work.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.draysbay.com (NSFW)
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 7, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right, I didn't even think about it.
But then again, I work from home now so nothing is NSFW for me.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 7, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Vogt early, Vogt often.
by Brickhaus on May 8, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean hot?
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like 8 times hotter than hobbit pannitierre
by daveh33 on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negative, Ghost Rider.
She’s annoying as hell, but I would do things to her that would make my neighbors want to move out.
by ReasonableDoubt on May 7, 2009 7:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She is very good looking, but you sir are insane...
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 7, 2009 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S ON ROIDS
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 7, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sounds like the television event of the year
and I’m not even kidding. I wish I could have seen it.
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on May 10, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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