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5/6 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ New York Yankees Part 2

Seeing Yankees Stadium half empty is either hilarious or sad.

 

Nah, it's hilarious.

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2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

You sure joeybw still wants a CGSO?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

me and kercier made a deal

i dont have to seduce him anymore

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the Goggles, they do nothing

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is a Kercier?

And yes we did.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your evil twin?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's in the other GDT, something to do with someone doing something else and we don't have to subjected to such horrible things

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kinda forgot actually

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see...

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i spelt wrong again

well it happens a lot

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that ball almost was a homer

HAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG A HI

Gross camps under for the easy catch

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That was Gross! haha

"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!

by raysbball on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

SONNY!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i have no choice

so how about that andy sonnanstine

by mittens on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

haha Swisher

Did Kapler go nuts when you stuck him out? grow up!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. Fucking hilarious.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm using Windows 7

I’m surprised it’s running this well upgrading from Vista 64-bit

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Faster?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, yes

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they post system requirements?

I’ll truely believe it when they say that it takes less hardware then Vista.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Requirements same as Vista

But it is faster

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

The requirements are the same, but it still feels lighter than Vista, and almost as light as XP

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to think, XP wasn't that light seven years ago when it was first released

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vista is an outright abomination

This coming from a Vista user. I hate the OS. I hate the fact that I recently had to resolve a problem with major system instability by reinstalling the drivers for my sound card. If I wanted to run Windows 98, I would run Windows 98, not Windows Vista.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Vista fucking sucks.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would seriously run something else if it wasn't actually a bigger pain in the ass to get up on this laptop

No compatible XP drivers, No consistent Linux distro.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you missed this
No consistent Linux distro

I lose my wireless NIC on Ubuntu

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works fine with numerous wireless and wired NICs I have. And everything else. Ubuntu + Wine FTW

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it when people try to tell me that something will work on my machine when I've tried to and failed to get it working on my machine.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t say it will work on your machine. I said it worked fine on numerous machines I’ve tried. Try and find a single piece of software that will work with EVERY piece of hardware. I dare you.

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOS

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please. Try loading it on a SPARC system

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh please. Now you're just being silly.

I’m going to go try to load BeOS on my vaccum cleaner. You think that’ll work?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOS is as dependent on drivers as any other OS. Nothing can ever possibly work with everything. Post your hardware to a Ubuntu forum and I bet you get a driver that works soon. Way faster than M$ or other distros…

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I will ban you for M$

That shit doesn’t even fly on slashdot anymore.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah....yeah.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record, i dual boot XP and Ubuntu.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

I stop paying attention to anyone that throws a $ in MS

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tried it

It’s alright. Still a little rough around the edges

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

XP!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I run Vista, and i don't have any problems so far

As far as drivers, complain to the sound card manufacturer, not Microsoft

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't break until after I installed SP1.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like your sound card drivers suck

What sound card do you have?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some basic Realtek built on card

I’ve got it working now so I’m not worried about it. I’m going to be getting a new machine before the end of the year anyway.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if I get a Mac

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

.........why?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Vista

But I’m an IT professional. And I know IT pros that hate Vista.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is it?

I am thinking of downloading it when I get home?

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's awesome

But you should never use a pre-release OS on a prime computer unless you know what you’re doing.

And you need to install a beta antivirus program for antivirus services.

And you can’t upgrade directly from XP.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering the changes from XP -> 7

I wouldn’t use a direct upgrade from XP even if it was available.

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’m toying with the idea of running it on my old laptop

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm running it on my 5-year-old laptop

Dell Inspiron 9300, 1.8GHz Pentium M, Mobility Radeon X300, 2GB RAM, upgraded to 160GB HDD.

It runs awesome.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey whats the upate on Xavier Nady?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

still shitty.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Update?

The update is Tabata is 10x > Nady, and the Yankees are going to look stupid as hell next year

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"still shitty" gets deleted? WTF?

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

NM

I are a retard.

She say she are the manager.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proof that Gameday data is put in by a human

that is a Yankee fan

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a very long-thought-of out call

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

BRB

installing new video drivers, will require restart

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

why is their pen and defense looking good?

it is not expected nor is it fun

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

More Sonny?

Cool. Short leash though

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

5 more!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

PERCY TIME IN THE NINTH!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

NO

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG 3DORKSDOWN

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That AB wasnt supposed to happen

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch too

Right on the outside of the plate, probably a ball

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

oh fuck, tying run has to be Jeter late in the game?

can the script not be written this time?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be JP

Give up 1 run, just get the 2 outs and get out of the 8th

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Pecry In, Rays Lose, etc and so on?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lord.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEELER?!?!

Fuck us…

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

why

why is Wheeler in

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

OBOY WHEELER GOING TO USE FIRE TO PUT DOWN THE YANKEES

CAPTAIN PLANET AT THE PLATE

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM FUCKING PWN3D

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEELER!

ZOMG!

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter actually wasnt clutch

sexy

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter K's with men on late in the game

/somewhere A-Rod jerks off.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY LORD

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

........go away

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wins the spontaneous dumb post of the GDT award.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he is effective, i think he will

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about 4?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah Maddon will wanna pad Percy's stats

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 more please

And at least 1 is gonna make me shit myself

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

1) Jeter cashed a bad check there.

2) Has Wheeler become a ROOGY?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

if he pitches well, i dont care what his role is

come on JP

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus JP

not now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

C’mon JP. Stop with this shit.

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

give me a fucking break

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I want me some boo birds when Tex fails here.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Tex better fucking fail god damn it.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are they playing Baba O'Riley?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick

Get Tex out and end this game!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I do like that JP doesnt look scared at all

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S RAINING

CALL THE GAME

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Get him out

and we’ll give God a save tonight…no way the 9th inning will be played

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

its fucking pouring jesus

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well

Just can’t seem to beat these guys

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Mother. Fucker.

I don’t know if I can blame the rain or fucking Howell.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Tex was getting rained also

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that did not just happen

no fucking way

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

PLEASE EVERYONE LET THEM KEEP SCORING, THEY'LL CALL THE GAME

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you

I want to win

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will if the Rays can't escape before they call it.

This inning won’t count.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait really?

RAIN RAIN FUCKING RAIN

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We may not need to....

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

JP FAIL

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The thing I hate about using multiple bullpen guys

is you increase the odds that someone will pitch who doesn’t have it that night

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This

If we keep Wheeler in, we’re out of this

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth.

I would have gone with JP to begin with. But once you put Wheeler in, and he is dealing fire, why pull him?

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's tomorrow's lottery numbers while you're at it?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should've stopped the game the moment that hard rain began

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

At least they didn't wait until the Yankees took the lead in the driving rain

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was already driving rain.

People saying fuck J.P. should try and grip pitches in rain like that.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duh, I noticed that

It’s just interesting timing.

As I said earlier, they should’ve stopped it as soon as that hard rain began.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow wait for them to tie then put the tarp on, fair

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This one's on Joe

He shouldnt’ve pulled Wheeler after one batter

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

He is showing a lot of poor bullpen management these days, no?

by plasticman on May 6, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow isnt that fucking amazing

why even take sonnanstine out of the game, he was raping everyone in sight and had a pitch count under 90

by chromework on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Even Wheeler was pretty good

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yanno what? Fuck it. Call the game.

We’ll win it tomorrow. Stop the momentum now.

by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm I hate to bitch but where was the tarp

when it was actually raining hard, and JP couldn’t get a grip on the ball?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

JP Howell has totally failed us this year. He’s completely screwed up almost every outing. And it was the second straight time he’s blown a save for Sonnanstine. Completely Unacceptable. Our Bullpen is completely unreliable this year, we’re back to the fact that no one can get outs anymore as much, not to mention that JP is looking like he’s scared to throw strikes. He did it to Harris in Minnesota, cost us that game too.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

genius

did you happen to see the rain?

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by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you should replant yourself back on Mars

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either that's a lot of time to spend on sarcasm

Or you’re blind

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Current weather map for Yankee's stadium

The game probably will be resuming very soon

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

snarky intro

Yankees avg. attendance 2009: 44,787
Ray’s avg. attendance 2009: 26,412

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

cuz that means something

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our average attendance YTD is still about 50% higher than last year YTD.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had they called it before the hit, and they couldn’t resume the game, we would have won.

Based on the new rules, because the Yanks tied it, it becomes a suspended game.

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Which is dumb

They should go back to the last completed inning

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-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

full rule

Weather, if the game is called while an inning is in progress and before it is completed, and one of the following situations prevails: (i) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to tie the score, and the home team has not scored. (ii) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to take the lead, and the home team has not tied the score or retaken the lead. (b) Such games shall be known as suspended games. No game called because of a curfew, weather, or a time limit shall be a suspended game unless it has progressed far enough to have been a regulation game under the provisions of Rule 4.10.

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that isn't "fair"

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seemed to be fair for 100+ years

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously the quote placement misappropriated the sarcasm

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is that dumb?

Despite the fact that it might hurt the Rays this time, how can you say erasing game tying or go ahead runs from the board is more fair?

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because that wasn't the rule for over a hundred years

If we had scored in the top to take a lead and then they called it in the middle the runs would have come off

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that rule only applied to playoff games.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

managment

First time poster but long time Ray fan….

don’t delude yourself about the high quality of field management by the Rays. The use of an ineffective Howell vs the continued use of a seemingly effective Wheeler says a lot about the thought processes of MLB managers. This situation with switch hitter Tiexiera at the plate with 2 out in the eighth inning required (demanded) the use of the BEST relief pitcher available on the team. Forget “closer” job descriptions – the BEST pitcher should be used in the highest leverage situations late in the game. Over managing, or managing for “saves” for the “closer” will cost the game tonight.

by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Where did all the nut jobs come from?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best reliever on the team was used in that situation

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

howell

I think Howell is about the fifth best pitcher in the Rays bullpen right now.

by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are the four that you have that are better?

Maybe, I’m wrong, but 3 batters before the double I’m pretty sure you and everyone else was saying No Wheels, yes JP. I know I was

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

closer

My point, is I don’t think the manager believes that Howell is his best pitcher because had Howell succeeded the next inning would have had another pitcher, Percival. This point in the eighth inning was the critical moment and the best man should have been used. Todays managers must be getting paid by the hour or by the pitching change. Wheeler looked good tonight and I would have left him in to face Tiexiera and if he had got Tex out I would have left Wheeler in to begin the ninth. Pitchers can face more than one batter and especially so when they appear to be “on” or “ready” they should be used to the fullest. Wheeler could then get tomorrow off.

by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is supposed to rain all night

But now I see the rule is were fucked anyway?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

If you looked at the map I posted upthread, you'd have seen that the Rain is going to clear for a while.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i live here and at the least the forecast is that this wont stop til about 3 PM tmw

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weather Channel Radar > some babbling idiot

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

true story

I def agree, but the players shouldve been taken off with em loaded

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

go away now

you are really fucking posting at the wrong time

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

raymondo

i cant take his shit right now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

no doubt, I thought I said something wrong!!

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll be back tomorrow.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damm , dirty mother fucking shame

tell me agaiin how Howell is better than ’08

by Raymondo on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

uhh the ball was soaking wet

how is he supposed to have any kind of control

by mittens on May 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear

i can not deal with you right now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go...the.....fuck....away

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

See you tomorrow Raymondo.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

taking tarp off field

on YES… looks liek we are gonna get back to it…

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

This week has pretty much sucked.

Going to bed. Hopefully the game will not resume until tomorrow.

by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

10:25 restart

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss walk-off wins

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yay

the game is coming back very soon an prob bring Raymondo with it

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not unbanning him until the game is over, or until tomorrow morning; whichever comes first.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

I have that power too.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I said 'I'

instead of something like, ’he’s not getting unbanned…’

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won't do it.

I don’t want Joeybw mad at me

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well thank you good sir

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would you even want him here?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't; but I'm not in charge of the permabans.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

not you, SRQ was planning or is still planning to unban him

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sympathies from an O's fan on the timing of the rain delay

In 2007, the same thing happened to us. It’s pouring rain, but the umps wait until the Yanks take the lead to call it.

It’s funny how this stuff happens only against the Yankees.

by wickedwitch on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

We did get that in our favor in WS Game 5

Not that it ultimately helped

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve come to the conclusion that Sonnanstine must be the unluckiest pitcher on the staff when it comes getting wins when the bullpen comes in or that the team just screws everything up for him.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo will come in either way

We are so due to beat that fucker

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

They once had a plan to make this a retractable roof

I’d love to punch the person who killed that idea in the groin.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its alright.

Snag this out and lets go for the throat. Wow thats a lot of empty seats.

by BrokeBearMountain on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Tex slips and breaks both his legs and loses both balls

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

is it back?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

good bye

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait there he is

mightve been dropping some heat….

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

If we win, I will still hate Raymondo

I dont give up my principles!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

WE NEED MAGIC

MUST CHANNEL 2008 TYPE 9th innings

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNS RUNS

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

SCOAR RUNZ NAO

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

LOOGY Shouse is so much better than All-Purpose Shouse

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Reload

Had to fix one of my images

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

score now

i am very very annoyed and beating Mo would cure that for sure

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Baserunner=Longoria

Longoria=good, I just expect Riveria to pwn them before he gets up.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

NOW

NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Now would be a great time for Navi to hit his 2nd homer.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

NO BUNTING

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

come on, Mo is human, treat him like so

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Without the lines, this looks like a pepper game.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

NAVIIIIIIIII

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

VAUNTED DEFENSE

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

at least they still have that defense

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god for Tex

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLUTCH DEFENSE

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time for Beej to hit his 1st homer.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i aint fuckin around BJ

you hit it hard NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Navi appears to be busting the slump

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

Seems logical

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who would you pinch?

Basepath prodigy Kapler? Blazing Ben Zobrist? Either way, Hernandez would have to come in; in a tie game you’ve now wasted 2 players.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what would be cool?

Is if they used the 1970s camera angle more often.

Some YES replays use the old 1970s camera angle that goes over the left shoulder of the pitcher instead of the usual right-shoulder point of view.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

DONT DO IT BEEJ

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut up Beej

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

no thats BS

fuck that

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk away, Beej

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It was on the bottom of his kneecap

Still only 1 out

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time to see Carl's power come back

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

plz get to Longoria

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

please get a hit CC

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that wasn't a strike

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddon is gonna lose it

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Gameday saying those pitches are any fucking good?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, hall of famer K zone

FUCK

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinchrunner wouldn't help

There’s no speed on the bench. Our injuries are have been so minor yet key in the loss of Bradford & Perez.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Do it Longo

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i guess everything is a strike

right, ump?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to swing at ball 2, Longo

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

im not impressed

i wonder how much he paid the ump

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if we can find a way to hold them here

Mo AKA their only good RP will be gone

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he sees no reason to

the ump will keep him being a stud

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Shouse can navigate the minefield

We’re winning this game

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

you see where the balls are landing

how the FUCK is this game being played

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon, Shouse

DP

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

great i want a DP and its this fast prick Gardner

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, if we lose another fucking game to the Yankees.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

walk i guess

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

.......fuck

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Good, get Shouse out

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

2 K's

i cant take any more crap

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

You just said exactly what Kevin Kennedy said

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

god you stoopid

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the silliness of the last inning+, I'd rather not try to do things that we should be able to do, because we're guaranteed to get fucked.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was planning to go to this game

but hopefully in the end, i will wish i did

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Nelson

outs NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

if they lose this game, JP is gonna kill himself

its the umps fault though, fucking rain

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

but its a lot harder to grip a baseball in the rain

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever, DP time right fucking now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

k or DP dont fuck up

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LONGO!!!

One more

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

1 more please please please

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

wow Longo

1 more 1 fucking more

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And he did get him!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are we removing Nelson?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

stfu Rivera

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhh

Don’t look now but Navi is

by rays_world_champs on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Balfour?

Why?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

hoping for a 2008 Balfour K

this would be the time

and its Molina, come on, Aussie

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was saying what Maddon was thinking

i dont like this

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like this call at all.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

If this game goes to xtras, we are going to have no pen left

by ChiBurbRaysFan on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Cormier would go a while

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 9. 9 batters, then someone gets on base and it all goes to shit.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This iis awful control

but you gotta challenge Molina come on

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

You're a fucking peice of shit

last I checked there were jews in south florida you fucking peice of human garbage.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh noes can't take a joke.

Last time I checked i had family members with a ruptured spleen. I take offense to your name!

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's gay bro

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

I couple years ago my Uncle almost died from it. Get over it you fucking bitch.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what's the joke?

Explain the joke. LOL @ Jew York fans?

What is the friggin’ joke? Because i’m racking my brains and I can’t figure it out.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE?

I don’t
fucking
get it.

Are you saying that all the fans are Jews? That New York is full of Jews and that’s somehow funny? What the FUCK is the FUCKING joke?

it’s just a retarded thing to say. Do yourself a favor and don’t say it anymore.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch the first 15 seconds of Eastbound and Down and get back to me.

My spleen is starting to hurt from you being an annoying prick.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, it makes sense now.

I didn’t realize you were a Yankees fan.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lord dude.

It was a pop culture reference. A poor one? Yes, but SRQ is about the least hateful person I know.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually you're the piece of shit last time I checked

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCORE RUNS DAMNIT

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

god fucking damn phew

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

So which happens

Mo pitches a 2nd inning which he now sucks at doing or hes gone

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Something's gotta give

Yankees Bullpen is trash. Balfour has control problems right now and Percy is…well, Percy. Cormier may or may not be of some benefit?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

COKE IS IT!

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you better score off Coke

A) He sucks
B) The scary fuckers are due up for the Yankees

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

What's worse was

He’s their best guy not named Mariano Rivera

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

bullpen gets a 2nd chance!

MORE RUNS

AND IM HARD

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Carlos Pena. Delivers.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

the loogy is facing PTB

i like this

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

uhoh

Percy for 3 outs? Gasp! Yikes! Egads!

by rays_world_champs on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

WE NEED ZORILLA TO SPIT BLUE FIRE BOMBS

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

If you mean Balfour finishes with 1 full inning

Then yes

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as he doesn't walk the leadoff, or let the 2nd guy get a double, I'm OK with it.

But if one of these two happens…bad things happen.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

AIM BETTER

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

While I am happy

the hitters that will face probably Percival is fucking scary

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

No Percy...please

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this may be dumber than....something dumb

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Great, it's Troy Percival

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

OSHIT THINGS JUST GOT BAD

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is our percy in pic?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

not percy

go away percival

by GenghisJohn on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Percy?

I feel sick

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

n

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mn y sb

Lt’s d ths sht

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

n vwls?

C’mn Prcy

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

percy vs jeter

dont be obvious please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

1 dwn!!!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

IN PLAY, (OUTS)

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

it was not scripted

but i need 2 more before i can breathe

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

'd lk t thnk tht th lst thng tht wnt thrgh hs hd--thr thn tht bllt--s t wndr hw n th Hll Try Prcvl gt th bst f hm.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Percy working the garbage strike zone

This is good

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LIES

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

baby steps

or baby back ribs…whichever.

by steve-o1285 on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Percy

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mn Prcy

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well

looks like ConorManning might see his favorite catcher tomorrow

by mittens on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Jaso wouldn’t be brought up with Riggans coming back soon either.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game hasnt had injuries

it must have everything

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

our closer rules!

*that make me throw up a little in my mouth to say but i’m trying to stay positive

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

why keep him in hurt

he wont catch it if Percy gets wild

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Girl in pink needs to be fucked.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

FNSH HM

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been calling that all night, now you don't?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT BAT ASPLODE

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

did BenZo try to fucking fly?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

jss fn chrst

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That stadium is a joke

if a broken bat fly ball falls 15 ft short of leaving the yard

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Great. Old Percy is back.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

of fucking course

K NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck it

I HATE YOU, PERCIVAL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

dmn t n vwls!!!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, PERCIVAL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

percival is worthless

he needs to get the fuck out of here

go away percival

by GenghisJohn on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Navi even watching the fucking ball go into his glove?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

YES just called us the Angels

sigh

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

ONE MORE FUCKING OUT

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

Way too shallow for Damon to go

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Gd

Wy t shllw fr Dmn t g

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are you doing that vowel crap

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH LOOK. MORE FUCKING RAIN.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew...

ONE MORE OUT, YOU FUCKER

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god

i crapped myself

i will watch hopefully the last out feeling disgusted

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Rivera gets that call

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ptch t cntct!!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Matsui missed that about a 1/8 of a second

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus christ

that is an epic fucking win

by mittens on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

RAYS WIN!!!!!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

About fucking time.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

we won and i swear on all that is holy i have to throw up i feel nauseous

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm laughing at the no vowels

but i have no fucking idea what that says

by mittens on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

What a finish

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember what I said about my principals?

Raymondo, I forgive you!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Freakin Navi took some lumps back there today

I hope the haters have something clever to say

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Small sample size?

He still has trouble behind the dish. That hasn’t improved at all. I’m glad hes gotten a little better with the bat. I don’t root for him to be bad. I want him to be awesome. I just think the evidence points to him not being that good. Even Michelle had a good game….

by matthan on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I referring more to the fact that he's played virtually every game (don't necessarily agree with that idea)

and has gotten pretty beaten up. It’s easy for people (not you specifically) to sit back and talk shit, but most people forget how demanding it is to be a catcher.

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its tough and demanding

I’m not questioning his toughness. I just don’t think he is that good. There are quite a few positions in sports that are demanding. Just because a player is in a demanding position doesn’t mean he is good. I respect Navi for what he does. I’m sure he gives 100%. I just see him as something like a NHL goalie that is decent, but just doesn’t totally cut the mustard.

However if he can regain last years form and make that his norm then I’ll be totally okay iwth his production

by matthan on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sound like a football person during draft

It’s annoying. Don’t question a dudes toughness especially with what he did at the end of the year last year.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he can get to .250/.330/.385 I will be satisfied

He has a ways to go, but as long as he isn’t costing us games behind the plate (more like table, that thing was about 30 inches instead of 17 tonight) he has done his job

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extra fiddles for extra innings





"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit





"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

fiddle fail?

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felt like a playoff game

Must win in May apparently

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The Yankees had the Rays # last year, and seeing them go up 3-1 in the season series this early would be extremely frustrating.

I thought it was must win. I think tomorrow’s game is very important too.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

we’re 3 under .500 now and a game out of third, we’ve been gathering steam, and if we can get some mo going here it only helps are cause

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to beat the Yankees tomorrow, and continue to own the Sox

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And hope that Matthew McConaugh has a new role to play in a few years about the Blue Jays?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we win tomorrow we will be ahead of the Yankees in the standings

Given our poor start that will be very encouraging. Nothing is better than sucking (in relative terms) and still being ahead of a main competitor

by matthan on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

PERCY IS BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!

2 saves in a row DON’T SLEEP!

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet you he's already taking a nap in his rocking chair in the clubhouse

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer in one hand

Donuts in the other.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in my day we called a turkey a walking bird

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

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