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5/6 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ New York Yankees Part 2

Seeing Yankees Stadium half empty is either hilarious or sad.

 

Nah, it's hilarious.

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2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

You sure joeybw still wants a CGSO?

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me and kercier made a deal

i dont have to seduce him anymore

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because the Goggles, they do nothing

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell is a Kercier?

And yes we did.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your evil twin?

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's in the other GDT, something to do with someone doing something else and we don't have to subjected to such horrible things

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i kinda forgot actually

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see...

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i spelt wrong again

well it happens a lot

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that ball almost was a homer

HAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG A HI

Gross camps under for the easy catch

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was Gross! haha

"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!

by raysbball on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SONNY!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow...

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have no choice

so how about that andy sonnanstine

by mittens on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha Swisher

Did Kapler go nuts when you stuck him out? grow up!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.................

……………………

by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Careful now

Cleveland blew a big lead against Toronto yesterday. BP sucks

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kobayashi was good for the Rays!

"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!

by raysbball on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Fucking hilarious.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Swisher

Now he isn’t available in the pen

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I'm using Windows 7

I’m surprised it’s running this well upgrading from Vista 64-bit

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Faster?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, yes

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they post system requirements?

I’ll truely believe it when they say that it takes less hardware then Vista.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Requirements same as Vista

But it is faster

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so

The requirements are the same, but it still feels lighter than Vista, and almost as light as XP

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And to think, XP wasn't that light seven years ago when it was first released

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vista is an outright abomination

This coming from a Vista user. I hate the OS. I hate the fact that I recently had to resolve a problem with major system instability by reinstalling the drivers for my sound card. If I wanted to run Windows 98, I would run Windows 98, not Windows Vista.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

Vista fucking sucks.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would seriously run something else if it wasn't actually a bigger pain in the ass to get up on this laptop

No compatible XP drivers, No consistent Linux distro.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you missed this
No consistent Linux distro

I lose my wireless NIC on Ubuntu

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Works fine with numerous wireless and wired NICs I have. And everything else. Ubuntu + Wine FTW

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate it when people try to tell me that something will work on my machine when I've tried to and failed to get it working on my machine.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t say it will work on your machine. I said it worked fine on numerous machines I’ve tried. Try and find a single piece of software that will work with EVERY piece of hardware. I dare you.

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOS

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please. Try loading it on a SPARC system

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh please. Now you're just being silly.

I’m going to go try to load BeOS on my vaccum cleaner. You think that’ll work?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOS is as dependent on drivers as any other OS. Nothing can ever possibly work with everything. Post your hardware to a Ubuntu forum and I bet you get a driver that works soon. Way faster than M$ or other distros…

by TampaFL on May 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, I will ban you for M$

That shit doesn’t even fly on slashdot anymore.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah....yeah.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the record, i dual boot XP and Ubuntu.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS

I stop paying attention to anyone that throws a $ in MS

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T LOAD FIREFOX ONTO AMIGA WORK BENCH OS

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tried it

It’s alright. Still a little rough around the edges

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

XP!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I run Vista, and i don't have any problems so far

As far as drivers, complain to the sound card manufacturer, not Microsoft

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't break until after I installed SP1.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like your sound card drivers suck

What sound card do you have?

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some basic Realtek built on card

I’ve got it working now so I’m not worried about it. I’m going to be getting a new machine before the end of the year anyway.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should get a free upgrade to 7, then

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not if I get a Mac

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

.........why?

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked Vista

But I’m an IT professional. And I know IT pros that hate Vista.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is it?

I am thinking of downloading it when I get home?

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's awesome

But you should never use a pre-release OS on a prime computer unless you know what you’re doing.

And you need to install a beta antivirus program for antivirus services.

And you can’t upgrade directly from XP.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering the changes from XP -> 7

I wouldn’t use a direct upgrade from XP even if it was available.

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I’m toying with the idea of running it on my old laptop

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm running it on my 5-year-old laptop

Dell Inspiron 9300, 1.8GHz Pentium M, Mobility Radeon X300, 2GB RAM, upgraded to 160GB HDD.

It runs awesome.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey whats the upate on Xavier Nady?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still shitty.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Update?

The update is Tabata is 10x > Nady, and the Yankees are going to look stupid as hell next year

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"still shitty" gets deleted? WTF?

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NM

I are a retard.

She say she are the manager.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Proof that Gameday data is put in by a human

that is a Yankee fan

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a very long-thought-of out call

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRB

installing new video drivers, will require restart

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why is their pen and defense looking good?

it is not expected nor is it fun

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More Sonny?

Cool. Short leash though

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5 more!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PERCY TIME IN THE NINTH!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG 3DORKSDOWN

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooo!

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That AB wasnt supposed to happen

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a good pitch too

Right on the outside of the plate, probably a ball

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh fuck, tying run has to be Jeter late in the game?

can the script not be written this time?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should be JP

Give up 1 run, just get the 2 outs and get out of the 8th

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pecry In, Rays Lose, etc and so on?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh lord.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHEELER?!?!

Fuck us…

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why

why is Wheeler in

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Righty-Righty

We’ll see JP for Damon

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OBOY WHEELER GOING TO USE FIRE TO PUT DOWN THE YANKEES

CAPTAIN PLANET AT THE PLATE

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM FUCKING PWN3D

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHEELER!

ZOMG!

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter actually wasnt clutch

sexy

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter K's with men on late in the game

/somewhere A-Rod jerks off.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A-Roid was jerking off to Jeter anyway

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aybar is a dildo!

They do it all with gills!

by LONGO4PREZ08 on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY LORD

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

........go away

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the welcome

They do it all with gills!

by LONGO4PREZ08 on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wins the spontaneous dumb post of the GDT award.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he is effective, i think he will

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about 4?

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah Maddon will wanna pad Percy's stats

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 more please

And at least 1 is gonna make me shit myself

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1) Jeter cashed a bad check there.

2) Has Wheeler become a ROOGY?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if he pitches well, i dont care what his role is

come on JP

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus JP

not now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

C’mon JP. Stop with this shit.

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

give me a fucking break

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want me some boo birds when Tex fails here.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tex better fucking fail god damn it.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they playing Baba O'Riley?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick

Get Tex out and end this game!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I do like that JP doesnt look scared at all

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IT'S RAINING

CALL THE GAME

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Get him out

and we’ll give God a save tonight…no way the 9th inning will be played

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its fucking pouring jesus

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK LIFE

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well

Just can’t seem to beat these guys

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mother. Fucker.

I don’t know if I can blame the rain or fucking Howell.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tex was getting rained also

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that did not just happen

no fucking way

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this account

They do it all with gills!

by LONGO4PREZ08 on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE EVERYONE LET THEM KEEP SCORING, THEY'LL CALL THE GAME

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you

I want to win

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We will if the Rays can't escape before they call it.

This inning won’t count.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait really?

RAIN RAIN FUCKING RAIN

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We may not need to....

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JP FAIL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The thing I hate about using multiple bullpen guys

is you increase the odds that someone will pitch who doesn’t have it that night

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This

If we keep Wheeler in, we’re out of this

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truth.

I would have gone with JP to begin with. But once you put Wheeler in, and he is dealing fire, why pull him?

by RayFanNY on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My thoughts exactly

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's tomorrow's lottery numbers while you're at it?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should've stopped the game the moment that hard rain began

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least they didn't wait until the Yankees took the lead in the driving rain

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was already driving rain.

People saying fuck J.P. should try and grip pitches in rain like that.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duh, I noticed that

It’s just interesting timing.

As I said earlier, they should’ve stopped it as soon as that hard rain began.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow wait for them to tie then put the tarp on, fair

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This one's on Joe

He shouldnt’ve pulled Wheeler after one batter

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

He is showing a lot of poor bullpen management these days, no?

by plasticman on May 6, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow isnt that fucking amazing

why even take sonnanstine out of the game, he was raping everyone in sight and had a pitch count under 90

by chromework on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Even Wheeler was pretty good

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yanno what? Fuck it. Call the game.

We’ll win it tomorrow. Stop the momentum now.

by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm I hate to bitch but where was the tarp

when it was actually raining hard, and JP couldn’t get a grip on the ball?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JP Howell has totally failed us this year. He’s completely screwed up almost every outing. And it was the second straight time he’s blown a save for Sonnanstine. Completely Unacceptable. Our Bullpen is completely unreliable this year, we’re back to the fact that no one can get outs anymore as much, not to mention that JP is looking like he’s scared to throw strikes. He did it to Harris in Minnesota, cost us that game too.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

genius

did you happen to see the rain?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you should replant yourself back on Mars

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either that's a lot of time to spend on sarcasm

Or you’re blind

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Current weather map for Yankee's stadium

The game probably will be resuming very soon

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

snarky intro

Yankees avg. attendance 2009: 44,787
Ray’s avg. attendance 2009: 26,412

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cuz that means something

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our average attendance YTD is still about 50% higher than last year YTD.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had they called it before the hit, and they couldn’t resume the game, we would have won.

Based on the new rules, because the Yanks tied it, it becomes a suspended game.

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Which is dumb

They should go back to the last completed inning

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

full rule

Weather, if the game is called while an inning is in progress and before it is completed, and one of the following situations prevails: (i) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to tie the score, and the home team has not scored. (ii) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to take the lead, and the home team has not tied the score or retaken the lead. (b) Such games shall be known as suspended games. No game called because of a curfew, weather, or a time limit shall be a suspended game unless it has progressed far enough to have been a regulation game under the provisions of Rule 4.10.

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But that isn't "fair"

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seemed to be fair for 100+ years

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously the quote placement misappropriated the sarcasm

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is that dumb?

Despite the fact that it might hurt the Rays this time, how can you say erasing game tying or go ahead runs from the board is more fair?

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because that wasn't the rule for over a hundred years

If we had scored in the top to take a lead and then they called it in the middle the runs would have come off

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that rule only applied to playoff games.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live in NEPA and it is goin gto rain in NY for the next 3 hours

god if we could’ve just gotten the rain 10 minutes earlier…

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

managment

First time poster but long time Ray fan….

don’t delude yourself about the high quality of field management by the Rays. The use of an ineffective Howell vs the continued use of a seemingly effective Wheeler says a lot about the thought processes of MLB managers. This situation with switch hitter Tiexiera at the plate with 2 out in the eighth inning required (demanded) the use of the BEST relief pitcher available on the team. Forget “closer” job descriptions – the BEST pitcher should be used in the highest leverage situations late in the game. Over managing, or managing for “saves” for the “closer” will cost the game tonight.

by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where did all the nut jobs come from?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best reliever on the team was used in that situation

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

howell

I think Howell is about the fifth best pitcher in the Rays bullpen right now.

by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who are the four that you have that are better?

Maybe, I’m wrong, but 3 batters before the double I’m pretty sure you and everyone else was saying No Wheels, yes JP. I know I was

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

closer

My point, is I don’t think the manager believes that Howell is his best pitcher because had Howell succeeded the next inning would have had another pitcher, Percival. This point in the eighth inning was the critical moment and the best man should have been used. Todays managers must be getting paid by the hour or by the pitching change. Wheeler looked good tonight and I would have left him in to face Tiexiera and if he had got Tex out I would have left Wheeler in to begin the ninth. Pitchers can face more than one batter and especially so when they appear to be “on” or “ready” they should be used to the fullest. Wheeler could then get tomorrow off.

by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is supposed to rain all night

But now I see the rule is were fucked anyway?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you looked at the map I posted upthread, you'd have seen that the Rain is going to clear for a while.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i live here and at the least the forecast is that this wont stop til about 3 PM tmw

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weather Channel Radar > some babbling idiot

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And... it is complete bs that Howell had to pitch

in that driving rain, there is no way he had any feel

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

true story

I def agree, but the players shouldve been taken off with em loaded

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go away now

you are really fucking posting at the wrong time

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

raymondo

i cant take his shit right now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

no doubt, I thought I said something wrong!!

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll be back tomorrow.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damm , dirty mother fucking shame

tell me agaiin how Howell is better than ’08

by Raymondo on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uhh the ball was soaking wet

how is he supposed to have any kind of control

by mittens on May 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i swear

i can not deal with you right now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go...the.....fuck....away

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See you tomorrow Raymondo.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right man we should bring in Balfour.

Kidding, I don’t want to hear you bitch again.

by BrokeBearMountain on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

taking tarp off field

on YES… looks liek we are gonna get back to it…

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe not

they were draining it…

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This week has pretty much sucked.

Going to bed. Hopefully the game will not resume until tomorrow.

by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

10:25 restart

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss walk-off wins

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yay

the game is coming back very soon an prob bring Raymondo with it

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not unbanning him until the game is over, or until tomorrow morning; whichever comes first.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmmm

I have that power too.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I said 'I'

instead of something like, ’he’s not getting unbanned…’

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't do it.

I don’t want Joeybw mad at me

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well thank you good sir

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why would you even want him here?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't; but I'm not in charge of the permabans.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not you, SRQ was planning or is still planning to unban him

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sympathies from an O's fan on the timing of the rain delay

In 2007, the same thing happened to us. It’s pouring rain, but the umps wait until the Yanks take the lead to call it.

It’s funny how this stuff happens only against the Yankees.

by wickedwitch on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hi5

fuck the yankees

by mittens on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We did get that in our favor in WS Game 5

Not that it ultimately helped

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve come to the conclusion that Sonnanstine must be the unluckiest pitcher on the staff when it comes getting wins when the bullpen comes in or that the team just screws everything up for him.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mo will come in either way

We are so due to beat that fucker

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They once had a plan to make this a retractable roof

I’d love to punch the person who killed that idea in the groin.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its alright.

Snag this out and lets go for the throat. Wow thats a lot of empty seats.

by BrokeBearMountain on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Tex slips and breaks both his legs and loses both balls

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is it back?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good bye

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wait there he is

mightve been dropping some heat….

by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we win, I will still hate Raymondo

I dont give up my principles!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WE NEED MAGIC

MUST CHANNEL 2008 TYPE 9th innings

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RUNS RUNS

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOAR RUNZ NAO

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOOGY Shouse is so much better than All-Purpose Shouse

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reload

Had to fix one of my images

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

score now

i am very very annoyed and beating Mo would cure that for sure

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baserunner=Longoria

Longoria=good, I just expect Riveria to pwn them before he gets up.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOW

NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now would be a great time for Navi to hit his 2nd homer.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO BUNTING

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on, Mo is human, treat him like so

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Without the lines, this looks like a pepper game.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NAVIIIIIIIII

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VAUNTED DEFENSE

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least they still have that defense

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god for Tex

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLUTCH DEFENSE

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now would be a good time for Beej to hit his 1st homer.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i aint fuckin around BJ

you hit it hard NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Navi appears to be busting the slump

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

Seems logical

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who would you pinch?

Basepath prodigy Kapler? Blazing Ben Zobrist? Either way, Hernandez would have to come in; in a tie game you’ve now wasted 2 players.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what would be cool?

Is if they used the 1970s camera angle more often.

Some YES replays use the old 1970s camera angle that goes over the left shoulder of the pitcher instead of the usual right-shoulder point of view.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DONT DO IT BEEJ

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut up Beej

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no thats BS

fuck that

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rivera gets the Hall of Famer strike zone

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk away, Beej

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was on the bottom of his kneecap

Still only 1 out

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now would be a good time to see Carl's power come back

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

plz get to Longoria

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

please get a hit CC

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that wasn't a strike

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maddon is gonna lose it

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Gameday saying those pitches are any fucking good?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep, hall of famer K zone

FUCK

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pinchrunner wouldn't help

There’s no speed on the bench. Our injuries are have been so minor yet key in the loss of Bradford & Perez.

by Transplanted on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Do it Longo

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i guess everything is a strike

right, ump?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to swing at ball 2, Longo

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

im not impressed

i wonder how much he paid the ump

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The fuck is wrong with you?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if we can find a way to hold them here

Mo AKA their only good RP will be gone

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he sees no reason to

the ump will keep him being a stud

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Shouse can navigate the minefield

We’re winning this game

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you see where the balls are landing

how the FUCK is this game being played

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Shouse

DP

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great i want a DP and its this fast prick Gardner

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, if we lose another fucking game to the Yankees.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

walk i guess

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.......fuck

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good, get Shouse out

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 K's

i cant take any more crap

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You just said exactly what Kevin Kennedy said

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

god you stoopid

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the silliness of the last inning+, I'd rather not try to do things that we should be able to do, because we're guaranteed to get fucked.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was planning to go to this game

but hopefully in the end, i will wish i did

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Nelson

outs NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if they lose this game, JP is gonna kill himself

its the umps fault though, fucking rain

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ummmmmm Tex was getting rained on, too

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

but its a lot harder to grip a baseball in the rain

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever, DP time right fucking now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

k or DP dont fuck up

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LONGO!!!

One more

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew.

1 more please please please

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow Longo

1 more 1 fucking more

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And he did get him!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are we removing Nelson?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stfu Rivera

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shhhh

Don’t look now but Navi is

by rays_world_champs on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Balfour?

Why?

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hoping for a 2008 Balfour K

this would be the time

and its Molina, come on, Aussie

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was saying what Maddon was thinking

i dont like this

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like this call at all.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF

If this game goes to xtras, we are going to have no pen left

by ChiBurbRaysFan on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess Cormier would go a while

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, 9. 9 batters, then someone gets on base and it all goes to shit.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This iis awful control

but you gotta challenge Molina come on

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take a joke from Eastbound and Down?

I will ban you first.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real cool

Let the anti semite stay

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're a fucking peice of shit

last I checked there were jews in south florida you fucking peice of human garbage.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh noes can't take a joke.

Last time I checked i had family members with a ruptured spleen. I take offense to your name!

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's gay bro

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I couple years ago my Uncle almost died from it. Get over it you fucking bitch.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what's the joke?

Explain the joke. LOL @ Jew York fans?

What is the friggin’ joke? Because i’m racking my brains and I can’t figure it out.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE?

I don’t
fucking
get it.

Are you saying that all the fans are Jews? That New York is full of Jews and that’s somehow funny? What the FUCK is the FUCKING joke?

it’s just a retarded thing to say. Do yourself a favor and don’t say it anymore.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch the first 15 seconds of Eastbound and Down and get back to me.

My spleen is starting to hurt from you being an annoying prick.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, it makes sense now.

I didn’t realize you were a Yankees fan.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord dude.

It was a pop culture reference. A poor one? Yes, but SRQ is about the least hateful person I know.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually you're the piece of shit last time I checked

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.

-Al Lopez

by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCORE RUNS DAMNIT

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

god fucking damn phew

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So which happens

Mo pitches a 2nd inning which he now sucks at doing or hes gone

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Something's gotta give

Yankees Bullpen is trash. Balfour has control problems right now and Percy is…well, Percy. Cormier may or may not be of some benefit?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COKE IS IT!

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you better score off Coke

A) He sucks
B) The scary fuckers are due up for the Yankees

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's worse was

He’s their best guy not named Mariano Rivera

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bullpen gets a 2nd chance!

MORE RUNS

AND IM HARD

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Pena. Delivers.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the loogy is facing PTB

i like this

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOSLOS

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uhoh

Percy for 3 outs? Gasp! Yikes! Egads!

by rays_world_champs on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WE NEED ZORILLA TO SPIT BLUE FIRE BOMBS

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does that sound any better then having Percy pitch a full inning right now?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you mean Balfour finishes with 1 full inning

Then yes

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as he doesn't walk the leadoff, or let the 2nd guy get a double, I'm OK with it.

But if one of these two happens…bad things happen.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AIM BETTER

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

While I am happy

the hitters that will face probably Percival is fucking scary

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No Percy...please

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think this may be dumber than....something dumb

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Game still in question

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, it's Troy Percival

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OSHIT THINGS JUST GOT BAD

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is our percy in pic?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god

not percy

go away percival

by GenghisJohn on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Percy?

I feel sick

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

n

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mn y sb

Lt’s d ths sht

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

n vwls?

C’mn Prcy

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

percy vs jeter

dont be obvious please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1 dwn!!!!

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IN PLAY, (OUTS)

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it was not scripted

but i need 2 more before i can breathe

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

'd lk t thnk tht th lst thng tht wnt thrgh hs hd--thr thn tht bllt--s t wndr hw n th Hll Try Prcvl gt th bst f hm.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

n h snt

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Percy working the garbage strike zone

This is good

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LIES

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

baby steps

or baby back ribs…whichever.

by steve-o1285 on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on Percy

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mn Prcy

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by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well

looks like ConorManning might see his favorite catcher tomorrow

by mittens on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit.

Jaso wouldn’t be brought up with Riggans coming back soon either.

by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this game hasnt had injuries

it must have everything

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

our closer rules!

*that make me throw up a little in my mouth to say but i’m trying to stay positive

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why keep him in hurt

he wont catch it if Percy gets wild

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Girl in pink needs to be fucked.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FNSH HM

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's been calling that all night, now you don't?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT BAT ASPLODE

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did BenZo try to fucking fly?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jss fn chrst

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That stadium is a joke

if a broken bat fly ball falls 15 ft short of leaving the yard

by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great. Old Percy is back.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

of fucking course

K NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck it

I HATE YOU, PERCIVAL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dmn t n vwls!!!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

of course

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply