5/6 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ New York Yankees Part 2
Seeing Yankees Stadium half empty is either hilarious or sad.
Nah, it's hilarious.
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Have we addressed the fact that Joeybw is going to have to seduce Raymondo if Sonny can get 9 more outs?
me and kercier made a deal
i dont have to seduce him anymore
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Because the Goggles, they do nothing
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Who the hell is a Kercier?
And yes we did.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Your evil twin?
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It's in the other GDT, something to do with someone doing something else and we don't have to subjected to such horrible things
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i kinda forgot actually
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
yeah i spelt wrong again
well it happens a lot
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
that ball almost was a homer
HAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
OMG A HI
Gross camps under for the easy catch
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That was Gross! haha
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Apparently the outside strike goes both ways
Great pitch
haha Swisher
Did Kapler go nuts when you stuck him out? grow up!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Careful now
Cleveland blew a big lead against Toronto yesterday. BP sucks
Kobayashi was good for the Rays!
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
I cannot believe I'm the first to rec this.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. Fucking hilarious.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
LOL Swisher
Now he isn’t available in the pen
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm using Windows 7
I’m surprised it’s running this well upgrading from Vista 64-bit
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Faster?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Actually, yes
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Did they post system requirements?
I’ll truely believe it when they say that it takes less hardware then Vista.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Requirements same as Vista
But it is faster
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Interesting
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I think so
The requirements are the same, but it still feels lighter than Vista, and almost as light as XP
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
And to think, XP wasn't that light seven years ago when it was first released
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Vista is an outright abomination
This coming from a Vista user. I hate the OS. I hate the fact that I recently had to resolve a problem with major system instability by reinstalling the drivers for my sound card. If I wanted to run Windows 98, I would run Windows 98, not Windows Vista.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I would seriously run something else if it wasn't actually a bigger pain in the ass to get up on this laptop
No compatible XP drivers, No consistent Linux distro.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I think you missed this
No consistent Linux distro
I lose my wireless NIC on Ubuntu
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I hate it when people try to tell me that something will work on my machine when I've tried to and failed to get it working on my machine.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Didn’t say it will work on your machine. I said it worked fine on numerous machines I’ve tried. Try and find a single piece of software that will work with EVERY piece of hardware. I dare you.
DOS
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Oh please. Now you're just being silly.
I’m going to go try to load BeOS on my vaccum cleaner. You think that’ll work?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
DOS is as dependent on drivers as any other OS. Nothing can ever possibly work with everything. Post your hardware to a Ubuntu forum and I bet you get a driver that works soon. Way faster than M$ or other distros…
Seriously, I will ban you for M$
That shit doesn’t even fly on slashdot anymore.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
For the record, i dual boot XP and Ubuntu.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I CAN'T LOAD FIREFOX ONTO AMIGA WORK BENCH OS
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Tried it
It’s alright. Still a little rough around the edges
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
but I like it when I can install and run most software and games and stuff w/o WINE
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I run Vista, and i don't have any problems so far
As far as drivers, complain to the sound card manufacturer, not Microsoft
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't break until after I installed SP1.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Sounds like your sound card drivers suck
What sound card do you have?
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Some basic Realtek built on card
I’ve got it working now so I’m not worried about it. I’m going to be getting a new machine before the end of the year anyway.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You should get a free upgrade to 7, then
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if I get a Mac
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
.........why?
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked Vista
But I’m an IT professional. And I know IT pros that hate Vista.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
It's awesome
But you should never use a pre-release OS on a prime computer unless you know what you’re doing.
And you need to install a beta antivirus program for antivirus services.
And you can’t upgrade directly from XP.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Considering the changes from XP -> 7
I wouldn’t use a direct upgrade from XP even if it was available.
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
I’m toying with the idea of running it on my old laptop
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm running it on my 5-year-old laptop
Dell Inspiron 9300, 1.8GHz Pentium M, Mobility Radeon X300, 2GB RAM, upgraded to 160GB HDD.
It runs awesome.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
hey whats the upate on Xavier Nady?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
still shitty.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's getting some kind of plasma injection into the joint
Will Carroll had something about it on his last UTK column
by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"still shitty" gets deleted? WTF?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
NM
I are a retard.
She say she are the manager.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Proof that Gameday data is put in by a human
that is a Yankee fan
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
That was a very long-thought-of out call
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
BRB
installing new video drivers, will require restart
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
why is their pen and defense looking good?
it is not expected nor is it fun
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
OMG 3DORKSDOWN
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
look at the crowd behind homeplate.

by walkoffwalk on May 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PORTLAND YANKEES
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That AB wasnt supposed to happen
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
That was a good pitch too
Right on the outside of the plate, probably a ball
oh fuck, tying run has to be Jeter late in the game?
can the script not be written this time?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Should be JP
Give up 1 run, just get the 2 outs and get out of the 8th
Pecry In, Rays Lose, etc and so on?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Oh lord.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
why
why is Wheeler in
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
OBOY WHEELER GOING TO USE FIRE TO PUT DOWN THE YANKEES
CAPTAIN PLANET AT THE PLATE
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM FUCKING PWN3D
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Jeter actually wasnt clutch
sexy
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Jeter K's with men on late in the game
/somewhere A-Rod jerks off.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
A-Roid was jerking off to Jeter anyway
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
........go away
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That wins the spontaneous dumb post of the GDT award.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
if he is effective, i think he will
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
How about 4?
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
nah Maddon will wanna pad Percy's stats
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
4 more please
And at least 1 is gonna make me shit myself
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
1) Jeter cashed a bad check there.
2) Has Wheeler become a ROOGY?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
if he pitches well, i dont care what his role is
come on JP
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
jesus JP
not now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Wheeler had good stuff and command tonight
…just sayin
give me a fucking break
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
I want me some boo birds when Tex fails here.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Tex better fucking fail god damn it.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Why are they playing Baba O'Riley?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Quick
Get Tex out and end this game!
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
I do like that JP doesnt look scared at all
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
its fucking pouring jesus
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Mother. Fucker.
I don’t know if I can blame the rain or fucking Howell.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Tex was getting rained also
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
that did not just happen
no fucking way
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
PLEASE EVERYONE LET THEM KEEP SCORING, THEY'LL CALL THE GAME
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Fuck you
I want to win
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We will if the Rays can't escape before they call it.
This inning won’t count.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
wait really?
RAIN RAIN FUCKING RAIN
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
We may not need to....
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The thing I hate about using multiple bullpen guys
is you increase the odds that someone will pitch who doesn’t have it that night
This
If we keep Wheeler in, we’re out of this
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Truth.
I would have gone with JP to begin with. But once you put Wheeler in, and he is dealing fire, why pull him?
What's tomorrow's lottery numbers while you're at it?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
They should've stopped the game the moment that hard rain began
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
At least they didn't wait until the Yankees took the lead in the driving rain
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
It was already driving rain.
People saying fuck J.P. should try and grip pitches in rain like that.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Duh, I noticed that
It’s just interesting timing.
As I said earlier, they should’ve stopped it as soon as that hard rain began.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
wow wait for them to tie then put the tarp on, fair
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
This one's on Joe
He shouldnt’ve pulled Wheeler after one batter
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
JP's been having a bad habit of fucking up in clutch situations
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wow isnt that fucking amazing
why even take sonnanstine out of the game, he was raping everyone in sight and had a pitch count under 90
Even Wheeler was pretty good
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by JMB on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm I hate to bitch but where was the tarp
when it was actually raining hard, and JP couldn’t get a grip on the ball?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
JP Howell has totally failed us this year. He’s completely screwed up almost every outing. And it was the second straight time he’s blown a save for Sonnanstine. Completely Unacceptable. Our Bullpen is completely unreliable this year, we’re back to the fact that no one can get outs anymore as much, not to mention that JP is looking like he’s scared to throw strikes. He did it to Harris in Minnesota, cost us that game too.
I think you should replant yourself back on Mars
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Either that's a lot of time to spend on sarcasm
Or you’re blind
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Current weather map for Yankee's stadium
The game probably will be resuming very soon
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
snarky intro
Yankees avg. attendance 2009: 44,787
Ray’s avg. attendance 2009: 26,412
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
cuz that means something
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Our average attendance YTD is still about 50% higher than last year YTD.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Had they called it before the hit, and they couldn’t resume the game, we would have won.
Based on the new rules, because the Yanks tied it, it becomes a suspended game.
Which is dumb
They should go back to the last completed inning
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
full rule
Weather, if the game is called while an inning is in progress and before it is completed, and one of the following situations prevails: (i) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to tie the score, and the home team has not scored. (ii) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to take the lead, and the home team has not tied the score or retaken the lead. (b) Such games shall be known as suspended games. No game called because of a curfew, weather, or a time limit shall be a suspended game unless it has progressed far enough to have been a regulation game under the provisions of Rule 4.10.
by Jason Collette on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
But that isn't "fair"
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Seemed to be fair for 100+ years
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously the quote placement misappropriated the sarcasm
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How is that dumb?
Despite the fact that it might hurt the Rays this time, how can you say erasing game tying or go ahead runs from the board is more fair?
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Because that wasn't the rule for over a hundred years
If we had scored in the top to take a lead and then they called it in the middle the runs would have come off
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that rule only applied to playoff games.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I live in NEPA and it is goin gto rain in NY for the next 3 hours
god if we could’ve just gotten the rain 10 minutes earlier…
managment
First time poster but long time Ray fan….
don’t delude yourself about the high quality of field management by the Rays. The use of an ineffective Howell vs the continued use of a seemingly effective Wheeler says a lot about the thought processes of MLB managers. This situation with switch hitter Tiexiera at the plate with 2 out in the eighth inning required (demanded) the use of the BEST relief pitcher available on the team. Forget “closer” job descriptions – the BEST pitcher should be used in the highest leverage situations late in the game. Over managing, or managing for “saves” for the “closer” will cost the game tonight.
by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Where did all the nut jobs come from?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The best reliever on the team was used in that situation
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
howell
I think Howell is about the fifth best pitcher in the Rays bullpen right now.
by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
who are the four that you have that are better?
Maybe, I’m wrong, but 3 batters before the double I’m pretty sure you and everyone else was saying No Wheels, yes JP. I know I was
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
closer
My point, is I don’t think the manager believes that Howell is his best pitcher because had Howell succeeded the next inning would have had another pitcher, Percival. This point in the eighth inning was the critical moment and the best man should have been used. Todays managers must be getting paid by the hour or by the pitching change. Wheeler looked good tonight and I would have left him in to face Tiexiera and if he had got Tex out I would have left Wheeler in to begin the ninth. Pitchers can face more than one batter and especially so when they appear to be “on” or “ready” they should be used to the fullest. Wheeler could then get tomorrow off.
by kimo from kauai on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It is supposed to rain all night
But now I see the rule is were fucked anyway?
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If you looked at the map I posted upthread, you'd have seen that the Rain is going to clear for a while.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
well i live here and at the least the forecast is that this wont stop til about 3 PM tmw
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Weather Channel Radar > some babbling idiot
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
And... it is complete bs that Howell had to pitch
in that driving rain, there is no way he had any feel
true story
I def agree, but the players shouldve been taken off with em loaded
by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
go away now
you are really fucking posting at the wrong time
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raymondo
i cant take his shit right now
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oh
no doubt, I thought I said something wrong!!
by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll be back tomorrow.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
thank you
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Damm , dirty mother fucking shame
tell me agaiin how Howell is better than ’08
See you tomorrow Raymondo.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
You're right man we should bring in Balfour.
Kidding, I don’t want to hear you bitch again.
by BrokeBearMountain on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
taking tarp off field
on YES… looks liek we are gonna get back to it…
supposed to rain tmw also
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This week has pretty much sucked.
Going to bed. Hopefully the game will not resume until tomorrow.
by ReasonableDoubt on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
oh yay
the game is coming back very soon an prob bring Raymondo with it
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I'm not unbanning him until the game is over, or until tomorrow morning; whichever comes first.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
That's why I said 'I'
instead of something like, ’he’s not getting unbanned…’
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
well thank you good sir
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why would you even want him here?
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I don't; but I'm not in charge of the permabans.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
not you, SRQ was planning or is still planning to unban him
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Sympathies from an O's fan on the timing of the rain delay
In 2007, the same thing happened to us. It’s pouring rain, but the umps wait until the Yanks take the lead to call it.
It’s funny how this stuff happens only against the Yankees.
We did get that in our favor in WS Game 5
Not that it ultimately helped
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sonnanstine must be the unluckiest pitcher on the staff when it comes getting wins when the bullpen comes in or that the team just screws everything up for him.
May God touch Brian Shouse
to get this out and get us up
where is that picture that the Brewers fans
used to have with shouse in heaven, that stuff is funny!
by Hazleton Jason on May 6, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo will come in either way
We are so due to beat that fucker
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They once had a plan to make this a retractable roof
I’d love to punch the person who killed that idea in the groin.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Its alright.
Snag this out and lets go for the throat. Wow thats a lot of empty seats.
by BrokeBearMountain on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
I hope Tex slips and breaks both his legs and loses both balls
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is it back?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
good bye
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
oh wait there he is
mightve been dropping some heat….
If we win, I will still hate Raymondo
I dont give up my principles!
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LOOGY Shouse is so much better than All-Purpose Shouse

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Reload
Had to fix one of my images
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
score now
i am very very annoyed and beating Mo would cure that for sure
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NOW
NOW
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Now would be a great time for Navi to hit his 2nd homer.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
come on, Mo is human, treat him like so
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Without the lines, this looks like a pepper game.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
VAUNTED DEFENSE
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
at least they still have that defense
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Thank god for Tex
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Now would be a good time for Beej to hit his 1st homer.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i aint fuckin around BJ
you hit it hard NOW
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Wow
Navi appears to be busting the slump
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Who would you pinch?
Basepath prodigy Kapler? Blazing Ben Zobrist? Either way, Hernandez would have to come in; in a tie game you’ve now wasted 2 players.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
come on
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You know what would be cool?
Is if they used the 1970s camera angle more often.
Some YES replays use the old 1970s camera angle that goes over the left shoulder of the pitcher instead of the usual right-shoulder point of view.
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Shut up Beej
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
no thats BS
fuck that
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It was on the bottom of his kneecap
Still only 1 out
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Now would be a good time to see Carl's power come back
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
plz get to Longoria
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please get a hit CC
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Now that wasn't a strike
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Maddon is gonna lose it
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Is Gameday saying those pitches are any fucking good?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Pinchrunner wouldn't help
There’s no speed on the bench. Our injuries are have been so minor yet key in the loss of Bradford & Perez.
Do it Longo
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
i guess everything is a strike
right, ump?
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im not impressed
i wonder how much he paid the ump
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The fuck is wrong with you?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
if we can find a way to hold them here
Mo AKA their only good RP will be gone
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he sees no reason to
the ump will keep him being a stud
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If Shouse can navigate the minefield
We’re winning this game
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
you see where the balls are landing
how the FUCK is this game being played
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great i want a DP and its this fast prick Gardner
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Seriously, if we lose another fucking game to the Yankees.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
walk i guess
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Good, get Shouse out
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
2 K's
i cant take any more crap
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You just said exactly what Kevin Kennedy said
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
god you stoopid
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
With the silliness of the last inning+, I'd rather not try to do things that we should be able to do, because we're guaranteed to get fucked.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
i was planning to go to this game
but hopefully in the end, i will wish i did
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come on Nelson
outs NOW
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if they lose this game, JP is gonna kill himself
its the umps fault though, fucking rain
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yes
but its a lot harder to grip a baseball in the rain
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whatever, DP time right fucking now
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k or DP dont fuck up
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Wow
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
wow Longo
1 more 1 fucking more
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And he did get him!
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Why are we removing Nelson?
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
stfu Rivera
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hoping for a 2008 Balfour K
this would be the time
and its Molina, come on, Aussie
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i was saying what Maddon was thinking
i dont like this
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I don't like this call at all.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
WTF
If this game goes to xtras, we are going to have no pen left
I guess Cormier would go a while
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Yeah, 9. 9 batters, then someone gets on base and it all goes to shit.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
This iis awful control
but you gotta challenge Molina come on
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What the hell is your problem?
Ban this fool.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice username because someone having a ruptured spleen is hilarious.
Not like he could have died or anything.
Swav or Die.
You're a fucking peice of shit
last I checked there were jews in south florida you fucking peice of human garbage.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh noes can't take a joke.
Last time I checked i had family members with a ruptured spleen. I take offense to your name!
Swav or Die.
That's gay bro
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So what's the joke?
Explain the joke. LOL @ Jew York fans?
What is the friggin’ joke? Because i’m racking my brains and I can’t figure it out.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE?
I don’t
fucking
get it.
Are you saying that all the fans are Jews? That New York is full of Jews and that’s somehow funny? What the FUCK is the FUCKING joke?
it’s just a retarded thing to say. Do yourself a favor and don’t say it anymore.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch the first 15 seconds of Eastbound and Down and get back to me.
My spleen is starting to hurt from you being an annoying prick.
Swav or Die.
Ah, it makes sense now.
I didn’t realize you were a Yankees fan.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Good lord dude.
It was a pop culture reference. A poor one? Yes, but SRQ is about the least hateful person I know.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually you're the piece of shit last time I checked
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
god fucking damn phew
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So which happens
Mo pitches a 2nd inning which he now sucks at doing or hes gone
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Something's gotta give
Yankees Bullpen is trash. Balfour has control problems right now and Percy is…well, Percy. Cormier may or may not be of some benefit?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
COKE IS IT!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
you better score off Coke
A) He sucks
B) The scary fuckers are due up for the Yankees
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What's worse was
He’s their best guy not named Mariano Rivera
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
bullpen gets a 2nd chance!
MORE RUNS
AND IM HARD
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Carlos Pena. Delivers.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
YES!!!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
the loogy is facing PTB
i like this
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uhoh
Percy for 3 outs? Gasp! Yikes! Egads!
by rays_world_champs on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
WE NEED ZORILLA TO SPIT BLUE FIRE BOMBS
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
So Maddon plans on having Balfour pitch .2 innings...then get 2 strikes on the third batter, and then bring in Percy?
by walkoffwalk on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Does that sound any better then having Percy pitch a full inning right now?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Seeing Percy nude sounds better than seeing him pitch a full inning
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I heard that Maddon wants Niemann to throw more curves.
If only he were the manager or something.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha...he smiled when that question was asked the other day
He’s been reading your columns
I don't know if he does or doesn't.
We’ll see.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
If you mean Balfour finishes with 1 full inning
Then yes
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as he doesn't walk the leadoff, or let the 2nd guy get a double, I'm OK with it.
But if one of these two happens…bad things happen.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
While I am happy
the hitters that will face probably Percival is fucking scary
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I think this may be dumber than....something dumb
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Great, it's Troy Percival
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
OSHIT THINGS JUST GOT BAD
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Where is our percy in pic?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
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"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
c'mn y sb
Lt’s d ths sht
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
percy vs jeter
dont be obvious please
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this would be a good spot for Price
go away percival
IN PLAY, (OUTS)
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
it was not scripted
but i need 2 more before i can breathe
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"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Percy working the garbage strike zone
This is good
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
LIES
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
come on Percy
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Goddammit.
Jaso wouldn’t be brought up with Riggans coming back soon either.
by R.J. Anderson on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
this game hasnt had injuries
it must have everything
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our closer rules!
*that make me throw up a little in my mouth to say but i’m trying to stay positive
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
why keep him in hurt
he wont catch it if Percy gets wild
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Girl in pink needs to be fucked.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
He's been calling that all night, now you don't?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
THAT BAT ASPLODE
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
did BenZo try to fucking fly?
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Great. Old Percy is back.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
of fucking course
K NOW
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dmn t n vwls!!!
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
of course
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"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
percival is worthless
he needs to get the fuck out of here
go away percival
Is Navi even watching the fucking ball go into his glove?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Using 6 relievers to get 6 outs is brilliant...
Tools Whore
YES just called us the Angels
sigh
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This is so sad that it is funny
I’m actually laughing
Good
Way too shallow for Damon to go
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
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"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
why are you doing that vowel crap
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OH LOOK. MORE FUCKING RAIN.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
oh god
i crapped myself
i will watch hopefully the last out feeling disgusted
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
BTW how did Navi not catch that ball?
Its like hes forgotten how to catch???
Ptch t cntct!!
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
Matsui missed that about a 1/8 of a second
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About fucking time.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
wtf
we won and i swear on all that is holy i have to throw up i feel nauseous
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"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOO
What a finish
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-Al Lopez
Remember what I said about my principals?
Raymondo, I forgive you!
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Freakin Navi took some lumps back there today
I hope the haters have something clever to say
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-Al Lopez
Small sample size?
He still has trouble behind the dish. That hasn’t improved at all. I’m glad hes gotten a little better with the bat. I don’t root for him to be bad. I want him to be awesome. I just think the evidence points to him not being that good. Even Michelle had a good game….
I referring more to the fact that he's played virtually every game (don't necessarily agree with that idea)
and has gotten pretty beaten up. It’s easy for people (not you specifically) to sit back and talk shit, but most people forget how demanding it is to be a catcher.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Its tough and demanding
I’m not questioning his toughness. I just don’t think he is that good. There are quite a few positions in sports that are demanding. Just because a player is in a demanding position doesn’t mean he is good. I respect Navi for what he does. I’m sure he gives 100%. I just see him as something like a NHL goalie that is decent, but just doesn’t totally cut the mustard.
However if he can regain last years form and make that his norm then I’ll be totally okay iwth his production
You sound like a football person during draft
It’s annoying. Don’t question a dudes toughness especially with what he did at the end of the year last year.
Swav or Die.
If he can get to .250/.330/.385 I will be satisfied
He has a ways to go, but as long as he isn’t costing us games behind the plate (more like table, that thing was about 30 inches instead of 17 tonight) he has done his job
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It only took Yankee stadium 10 seconds to be empty....thats cause it was only at 10% capacity in the 10th
If only the Yankee fans were as loyal as Kansas City fans
Extra fiddles for extra innings

























"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
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"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
fiddle fail?
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I see what you did there
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Felt like a playoff game
Must win in May apparently
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-Al Lopez
The Yankees had the Rays # last year, and seeing them go up 3-1 in the season series this early would be extremely frustrating.
I thought it was must win. I think tomorrow’s game is very important too.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I agree
we’re 3 under .500 now and a game out of third, we’ve been gathering steam, and if we can get some mo going here it only helps are cause
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to beat the Yankees tomorrow, and continue to own the Sox
"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)
RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009
by Orlando Rays on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
And hope that Matthew McConaugh has a new role to play in a few years about the Blue Jays?
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
If we win tomorrow we will be ahead of the Yankees in the standings
Given our poor start that will be very encouraging. Nothing is better than sucking (in relative terms) and still being ahead of a main competitor
I bet you he's already taking a nap in his rocking chair in the clubhouse
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Back in my day we called a turkey a walking bird
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-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions

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