5/7 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ New York Yankees Part 2
by R.J. Anderson on May 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
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Because he's the only one who can still see whats at the end?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi guys, long time troller, first time poster.
don’t hurt me.
MOAR CAPS MOTHERFUCKER
B&
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Jeff Niemann's approach to pitching is identical to Ben Stein's approach to talking.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ok come on hold this lead
wont keep getting them back
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Yo Indians
will you stop sucking
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
deep breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Please JP, get your groove back. Find yourself a young carribean man and take care of business
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
its not raining
watch JP now
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Ooooh that sexay, yeah JP knows how to smooth talk.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I lika da pimp-walk.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He's here you know.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I thought the whole JP seducing carribean magic was a clear marker.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
this top of the order is always up
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Thanks, Joe Magrane.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Good morning, good afternoon, good night
Damn that was nasty
by Jason Collette on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Fucking wow. God damn that's cold-blooded.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
OMG HE SUCKS
Gotta love JP when he can actually grip the ball
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JP goes 1-2-3 = Raymondo Ban for the remainder of the game
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Not really, but it would be funny.
Also wouldn’t happen.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
We have something very rare soon
a….off day!
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yo Damon is annoying
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Teixeira has the biggest douchebag look on his face at the plate
Hey look at me, I’m a $168,000,000 man
he looks like sad puppy to me
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They love their baseball in New York
Wait, you mean the Mets are selling their seats?
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Um, Don't walk him JP.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
A-rod comes back tomorrow.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
JP wins this rematch
come on offense
hit and steal, EVERYONE steal
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I hate the 7th inning
lets rip apart of Veras
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haha you cant be right now
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come on CC
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longo, i need you
dont make this jerk off look good
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Yes.
We need Shields to go deep.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Go deep vs Boston....in Fenway??
You must mean he’ll make it through 4
by Jason Collette on May 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
A CG would be nice.
He’ll for sure go 6.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think i saw Nelson
i dont remember
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He was in for 1 batter last night I think.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The Marlins hitting only thing keeping them around
They have gone 20 straight games without a win from a SP
by Jason Collette on May 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
James Shields on line 1
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Los walks
Goodness, long game!!!
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
You're right.
I’m still in grief.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
earn your paycheck please
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why the fuck didnt i bet you
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you people make me feel uncomfortable
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ROFLSAUCE
+1 because it made me laugh.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea
I have a collection of bookmarks on del.icio.us :)
by Jason Collette on May 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
shut them down here please
we have entered a bullpen with Bruney on the DL and Mo hopefully taking a nap
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Rivera
needs to retire, he’s getting up there in age and he already has a hall of fame type career.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad Sarcasm
/ makes every man in the world depressed.
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
why would he
umps wont make him suck, ever
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he wants a HR every time he comes up
but hey, he has some big ones already
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Nice to see JP being JP again after last night
BTW the Yankees have the best relief pitching money can buy LOL
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
can we please please not blow this game
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Sound fucked up for anyone else?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Not here
You watching in HD?
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I got it in SD
So maybe it’s the HD feed?
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Must be. I switched to SD and it was fine.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt I tell you to stop putting your penis in the speakers?
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I did
I now put it in your sisters asshole.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Is she hot?
More importantly, is she easy? I don’t want to work for it. I’m well past due.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Check her age, too
Don’t need the FBI to van your ass
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
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Just a quick summary for my thought process at this point
Ha ha, an incest motivational would be great here. google.com, ‘incest’, mouse hovers over “search”, alarms go off in my head, then I think better of it and come back here.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
If easy is letting me ass fuck her then pull out and have her take the grand finale down orally then yes.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
why am i not getting pissed off?
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Cause you showed me how she likes it.
I’m done now.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
that mouth of yours just walked Swisher
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i told you to stop that also
maybe if you listened, you can hear the game better
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I wont be asking
but only because we have Price, Davis, Hellickson, and Moore in our sysem and its hard to be rude
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JP's out for another inning?
Ok I’m convinced. Joe Maddon reads this site and does everything the smart people say.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Troy Percival is like when God puts a snake in your pillowcase and says that your faith will keep him from biting you.
by R.J. Anderson on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Damn it
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Indeed, not recing it is akin to revoking my internet card.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
How can someone who never existed put something in your pillowcase?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We are going to break up their
win streak again, perhaps?
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I support this idea
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
by JMB on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That guys makes at least a 100 mill
of endorsements alone!!
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He won the genetic lottery.
Clearly he was chosen.
Tools Whore
Still a tool.
I don’t like him much. I prefer Kobe, Wade, Dwight over LBJ in terms of who I root for. I want LBJ to go to NY and never win a ring.
Swav or Die.
He's going to go play for the Knicks regardless of what happens in Cleveland, no matter how much money they throw at him.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
The Knicks cannot match Cleveland in money
or really even come close because NBA rules won’t allow it. They structured the salary cap so that a Shaq to LA situation cannot happen again.
Tools Whore
That doesn't matter.
He’s a tool. He’s going to play in New York regardless of circumstance so he can hang with Jay Z
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
He has a very strong sense of history and has been preparing himself to be among the greatest players of all time.
Jay Z is not factoring into his decision to leave. He might help, but if NY doesn’t have a direction, he’s not signing with them. Now, if they get their act together (however unlikely that is), anything is possible. A bunch of really good to elite players are FA in 2010. They’ll obviously make a huge play for him, but if he signs there, it’ll be because of the talent on the court, not Jay Z
Tools Whore
they are good
but they’ve had literally no comp so far this postseason. buuut, atlanta did get raped the first 2 games last year before they pushed boston to 7
I dont like this stadium
every fly ball I see, I expect a HR
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Come on, i don't want to see percy
even with a 2 run lead
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
He's pitched 2 games in a row. By Maddon's law, he can't pitch a 3rd.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
So we have another closer today
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this real? It should be if its not.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It was last year
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
If I were Maddon I would have Percival throwing 50-60 pitches a day.
Of course if I were Maddon he would be throwing scorpions and working on his fake pickoffs as well.
by R.J. Anderson on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
that was impressive last night
i saw tex choking but thought Matsui would do something annoying
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Poll: minimum number of runs ahead
before you are not worried about percy entering the game.
5
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it was 10 but hes slightly better lately
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>9k
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
by kericr on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
imagine it was 9, 5025 - 2 and we went to Percy
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and then he blew it
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and THEN i learned how to type
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We might still lose.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
this reminds me of
Meanwhile, defending a comfortable 600-0 lead in the top of ninth, the Mets decided to rest up Carlos Voltron by moving him to the outfield and replacing him with reliever Aaron Heilman, who lost the lead and eventually the game after giving up 618 runs to close the inning.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/struggling_mets_combine_to_form
at least 3, if not 20
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
by 4QB on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
who gets the 8th
I say Aussie
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I wouldn't be suprised to see him come in the 9th for the save.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Niemann, Cormier and Howell have pitched so far
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what the heck
are u following the game
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Whenever Navi hits the ball hard
I’m stunned. He probably hits more weakly hit balls than any player I’ve seen… and Toby Hall played here.
Hello.
Wil Wheeler be good or give us a heart attack?
Stay tuned
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Based on these strike zones, I'd say we're good.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
GRITTY HUSTLING KAPLER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
If only he loved Jesus...
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
BAN HIM RACIST
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I made a Manny joke on facebook
“haha @ Manny Ramirez. Couldn’t get it up, must be because he was in Boston for so long. ”http://www.instantrimshot.com" target="_blank">http://www.instantrimshot.com"
Can’t wait to see how many friends I lose.
We already know your friends are just a bunch of stuffed animals on your bed.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
jesus I feel like im in fenway
every fly ball looks like a homer
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Likelihood of seeing nellie tomorrow?
O/U 80%
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
Oh great our fav player is the tying run
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FUCK YOU WHEELER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I fucking knew it
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star trek, 12, tri-city, $4, who's coming?
and fuck you wheeler
down the middle
wtf would you do that for
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Because you're DAN FUCKING WHEELER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
S'llright, still tied
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I guess Wheeler's power of fire isn't strong enough to beat 2 captains in a row.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Lets get Wheels a undeserved win
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I saw that coming a mile away
Damon is locked in, Wheeler never gets anything but flyballs, RF = launching pad, etc.
Hello.
All just one bad combo
At least we get more of that juicy Yankee bullpen
2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys
well we all seem pretty ok with this now
we used to flip our shit—our expectations with wheels are going down
Bartlett hitting 2 homers tonight would be hillarious
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
ok who is pitching
whos shit are we gonna fuck up here
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that was as transparent as anything
I guess all NYC managers have to be cheating assholes
by Jason Collette on May 7, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That was an awfully bad acting job of something in his eye
I’d file a protest if I were Maddon
by Jason Collette on May 7, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I propose that CC not swing at any pitches
That gives him like a 40% chance of walking.
fuck you Wheeler
you got Mo in the game
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Oh I want anyone to crush a bomb against Riviera so fucking bad right now.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Rivera's entrance music is Enter Sandman
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Sellout Metallica is Sellout Metallica, no matter how the notes are arranged.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
I deleted the 3rd one.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
damon is having a ball agianst us tonight
4 for 5, homer, double
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
isnt he a lot worse when its tied?
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This is what I want
CC walk
CC steal 2nd
CC steal 3rd
Longo GWRBI
you forgot
percy comes in and blows it in bottom of 9th
How many fucking leads do we need
christ de jesus
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hey its Mo
you gotta take that one for us
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produce a run CC
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he is gonna go low
he JUST did this
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holy fuck
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
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OMG NO HE DI'INT
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
CRAWFORD IS LIKE THE BEST PLAYER IN BASEBALL ALL OF A SUDDEN
TAKING PITCHES, FOULING PITCHES OFF, STEALING BETTER THAN RICKY HENDERSON, HE IS THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD
LOOK AT RIVERA'S FACE. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST SHIT IN HIS DINNER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Really?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to draft a DRB apology letter and send it to that man.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK YOUR SANDMAN
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
fuck you Mo
you are human, about time we show you that
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Told you Mo's got to retire
"Yeah, I am not the old annoying guy next door. Heck, I don't even know who i am"
PLZ GET BURRELL UP
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
This just in:
Yankee Stadium is a half-full bandbox.
Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief
by GvilleRay on May 7, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
THIS JUST IN THE SPORTS CHIEF IS A LAME GIMMICK KILLSELF NOW
5 dollar foot loooooong
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
remember when I said I MIGHT be gay for Longo?
I admit it, i would do horrible things to him
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
you, my friend are a liar
you said after the BJ hit, no more gay jokes
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
MO IS GETTING BOOED
ARE YOU SERIOUS
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
MUST WIN EVERY GAME AND WINZ CHAMPIONSIPZ YEARLY!
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone who boos Marino Rivera should find a new sport or replace their breath spray with a shot gun
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Uh, if they haven't torn down the original Yankee Stadium....
Hank may want to think about moving back
by TheUltimateBucFan on May 7, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
according to your mom, yes, and shes ready for another turn
a doot doot doot
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK, PTB ISN'T GOING TO GETSLUMPBUSTER SANDYVAGINA
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
look how many empty seats there are
never seen it like that
I have.
Yesterday.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
B-B-BUT YANKEE FANS NEVAR LEAVE EARLY
TRADITION! CULTURE!
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Big Ben, Parlament.
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Who the hell is this fuck
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
He's the realest motherfucker on that team.
And they act like they mad at the lions.
by R.J. Anderson on May 7, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I say we trade Percy for Rivera, straight up
Cash will go for that wont he?
by TheUltimateBucFan on May 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the fans would appearently
and they would toss Tex in
but Cash is not retarded
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Poor PTB. We picked him up to crush lefties and hit homers.
And he’s slumping. And we don’t need him. :(
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
No biggie. He'll end up hitting like 7 in 1 game.
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
hey man he does have 1!
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
percy is up for the challenge
5 dollar foot loooooong
by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Good nonpercy pitching 9th
maybe he can set up outs 1 and 2 and strikes 1 and 2 for perc.
5 dollar foot loooooong
You'll see him @ 2 outs
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Percy for one out again?
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
BINGO
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
if Shouse faces a righty, I will bitch and moan
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
percy for 3rd strike
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats it yankees,
roll over and die like the half billion dollar jerks you are.
5 dollar foot loooooong
DO NOT LET ANYONE ON
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
HERE WE GO
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Wait, that didn't look like Percy trotting out
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
3 straight days is a no no even for 1 out
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
is that about 20 pounds of gum or tobacco in Nelsons mouth?
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Yeah...
I was at the game on Monday and thought about it. I kinda looked over by the other side of the first base dugout. I’ll be over that way again on the 21st I think.
M.V.Z. Most Valuable Zorilla!
STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's really funny
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
NELSON IN
GAME OVER
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
anybody ever pitch with shouse on MLB the show?
guy is straight up nasty. I close every game with him. 79 on the corner!
i would use bradford
but i play mostly online and hes hurt. but hes nasty
It's unfair. When I play vs. people in the dorm they all use like fastballers to close which I own.
I use Bradford or Shouse and they get fucking raped.
Swav or Die.
JP came in bases loaded for me
struck out the side
gave him a 2nd and he struck out 2 more
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
Vulcan change me a win
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
What if we drafted 3b William Rowell in 2006 draft instead of Longo?
Thank the GODS we lucked out on that one. Instead, the Orioles drafted him. Doh
by TheUltimateBucFan on May 7, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
We were planning on it.
Then Andrew Miller was third on our board.
by R.J. Anderson on May 7, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
And for the record, the day of the draft upset me very much.
I did not like Longoria. He was supposed to be a league average bat with a good glove. Best case scenario, even according to the Rays scouting reports was .280 with 25 home runs. I was wrong.
Tools Whore
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by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 7, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HI I am Joe Nelson
I don’t dip, chew, or smoke.
LIVE LONG AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
it was frustrating but I think the Rays have found their mojo
2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better
HAHAHAHA THESE ARE AWESOME
"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."
Did he?
Its technically up to the scorekeeper….
I can see why they wouldn’t give it to Wheeler…
are you sure? anywho, I found the rule that would allow Shouse to be credited with the win
© The official scorer shall not credit as the winning pitcher a relief pitcher who is ineffective in a brief appearance, when at least one succeeding relief pitcher pitches effectively in helping his team maintain its lead. In such a case, the official scorer shall credit as the winning pitcher the succeeding relief pitcher who was most effective, in the judgment of the official scorer.
Rule 10.17© Comment: The official scorer generally should, but is not required to, consider the appearance of a relief pitcher to be ineffective and brief if such relief pitcher pitches less than one inning and allows two or more earned runs to score (even if such runs are charged to a previous pitcher). Rule
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