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5/8/09 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox

Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox, May 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



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2009 - James Shields 3-2 6 6 0 0 0 0 41.0 36 16 16 6 13 23 3.51 1.20


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2009 - Brad Penny 2-1 5 5 0 0 0 0 23.2 30 24 20 5 13 14 7.61 1.82


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This hat = win in Fenway for Shields.

B.J. Upton returns to lineup, Dioner Navarro sits.

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Always Bet On Duke

HA! SNAKE EYES, HOUSE WINS! FUCK YO BUBBLE GUM!

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Until Next Time,

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This somehow seems appropriate.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on May 8, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SY was rocking

When you were crapping your Pampers

by rays_world_champs on May 8, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) I'm pretty sure I'm older than you

2) Sonic Youth is derivative uncomplex crap

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) this
2) this

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Kennedy = No mas.

Adam Kennedy has been traded to the A’s for a PTBN. We hardly knew you, Adam! I wonder who we’ll receive.

Drew

Eduardo Morlan = God.

by Devilray187 on May 8, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey btw

if we win then after 31 games

2008 16-15
2009 15-16

season over

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

AROD

3 run shot 1st pitch…

by plastic on May 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

ROIDSSSS!!!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy hell

That was fast

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and BJ already looks pissed

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

keep making him work BJ

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

CSPEED

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

CC!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CC is awesome and smart

everyone aim for Bay!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

6 MORE

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Been waiting for Carl to break out...

this is amazing

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CC SPEED

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CC just tied the record

21 SB’s 0 CS

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

STEAL THIRD

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

just be your awesome self, Longo

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUBLE STEAL

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

make him work and score please

and they pitched around Evan but here comes the MLB homer leader

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

if Penny gets pissed, we will be golden

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

HTF is that a strike?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

um Carlos

dudes command isn’t THAT off

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

PTB\

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

PTB!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

PTB

I think Statts was upset we scored lol

Penny is right around 30 pitches

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

dats cool

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

man Penny is working

but this pen is sadly very good unlike that joke the Yankees have

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWWW

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

PRAY HARDER, GROSS

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

idiot Kennedy

its not a free swing when it can be a out

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

PTB is a good situational hitter, at least lately

Can’t wait for the power surge

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i like no shaking asses in the lineup

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

they think its Yankee Stadium

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC > Ellsbury

but CC > all when it comes to speed

well I guess Nando but he is sadly very far away

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

meant speed

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good try, guys

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

oh you spitting ugly fuck you

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

DP!!!

The time is NOW

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody wants to see that on Ortiz.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG FLY BALL ITS A HR

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOO AWWWW

Red Sox fans

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no but i wish statts/kennedy/everyone wouldnt bring that up

when we are playing against him

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

no dont

he was the one who said if they had Manny the ALCS was theres

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

At least he’s somewhat likable

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what happened if we did get Bay

who would be the RF

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

For Boston

….Jonathan Van Every?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

for us

CC and Bay are both LF’ers

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would not wanna watch that

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he in LF for Pittsburgh?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

hes never been good there

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

man i love when the catcher stands up

who is gonna swing

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

MVB

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

MVB!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yeaahhh!!!! blue dot with a number 3 in the center.....

plus, in play, no out

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

confuse us again Michel

please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

man I wish Penny threw that to CF

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

RUN AND HIFUCK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't help that

Sometime shit happens

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oh take the K Michel

3rd was so his

Upton will run into a rbi sooner or later

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

bailed his PC there

luckily because of the 1st, hes in the mid 40’s anyway

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta love first pitch outs

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Random question time

Think Niemann will be able to give us ONE long and good outing?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He has randomly good starts. so no.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

from the pen...?

uh..

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasnt a joke but alright

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Upton should have had that

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

k

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

She looks like Courtney Love fucked Pamela Anderson

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kurt Cobain is STILL better looking than Courtney

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck red sox 1B

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn;t Matter. Awesome.

MOAR RUNZ PLS

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever

lets score please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't wait until Beej gets it going

Hopefully he doesn’t wait until October this year

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

well... if we make it to October and he breaks out...

I’ll be fine

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

CSPEED

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Crawford's eye has gotten much better than BJ's

what is going on

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

BAY SUCKS. GO CC!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

STEAL HOME!!!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Longo's not a stat whore...

Yes!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Julio Lugo: Auto Out

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

You guys remember how fast BJ made his postseason look so good?

Could be very soon that he looks awesome again

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

True

It’d be nice if he didn’t wait until October this year

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky

especially with that quick Garza hater running

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

GG; GABE GROSS

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Gross!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

neither does the other Gabe

he would be on his usual speed and run past it

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Old School Papi would belt that pitch. Watch it, Shields

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD Papi

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Ortiz is pissed, it was down the middle

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIELDS

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL stupid fans

Thanks

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bailey should of cursed at them

but he does not have Evan’s balls of steal and “dont give a fuck” awesome attitude

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing on him is steel

it would slow him down

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

its all good

just say Evan is sexy

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

phew

looked like an easy foul out off the bat

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

So apparently nude pics of RHihanna have been found.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

If it took you guys 100 comments into a GDT to find them that is sad.

I heard about it on the radio and found them in .5 seconds.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her name is weird

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wingdings

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

if they’re real, they’re better than hudgens.

none had face+body though.

so i’m skeptic

by daveh33 on May 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah they did

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw something else then.

unless yr referring to the ones of her face

by daveh33 on May 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

whatd i miss

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

GG

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

A CLASSIC MATCHUP AT FENWAY

WILL SHIELDS OVERCOME HIS HISTORIC FENWAY SKIDDISHNESS?
WILL BIG PAPI PUT DOWN THE CHALUPAS AND HIT A BASEBALL?
AND WHO REALLY WAS SAYING BOO-URNS SINCE YOUK ISNT IN?

UNTIL NEXT POST
THE SLOWPOKE CHIEF

5 dollar foot loooooong

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

SLOW

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVB

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

MVB!!!

YES!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wow he SMACKED that wall

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

53-41 magic at the half

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Yeah, Bitches!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liking this so far

Go get ’em, Shieldsy

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

good we got to the pitcher

Now that Riggans is far away, can we call Jaso up?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Clement

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they valued him highly

They wouldn’t make him play shortstop.

by sstamour on May 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

...He played SS?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you meant catcher.

And you’d be surprised. Billy Butler was still too highly valued this off-season, even after the Royals acquired Jacobs.

by R.J. Anderson on May 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic up 12 at half

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Late

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he did the math.

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lowell more like lolwell

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL LOWELL

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BAD BASERUNNING

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LOWELL IS A THINKING MAN'S BASERUNNER

WILL HE CONTINUE TO BE THE EXCELLENCE IN EXECUTION?

UNTIL NEXT FLUB
THE BASEBALL SCHLUB

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

K please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

or that

1 more please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Youkilis was saying boo-urns

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

no cause for alarm when shields got it on

94 when shields starts poppin
2 seam on the black and batters start droppin

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC hitting 94 is beautiful

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

er, Shields

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a ok mistake

just confused our studs is all

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of Carl

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure.. I believe you

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk is just so ugly

it never ceases to amaze me

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It would have been cool if they brought up Lars for tonight.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
~Dave Barry

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked when BJ at least made the pitch work

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL CC

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

CC needs a homer!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

CPOWER

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ghei

He had a chance for an inside the parker

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

whats he missing?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

a single and a dinger i think

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has the single

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

quiet you stow that talk

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

STEAL THIRD

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, fuck

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

pass

Bumpin' Thumpin' A Bomb Dunkin' Donut Dunkin' Charm School Flunkin'
My pocket says it pays to be me
Exuse me but don't I have the cutest smile you've ever seen?

by HAHAHA OH WOW on May 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

its nice when Tek hits like Tek

and not like that opening series

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be Green, but whatever

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last 3 years WAR

Lugo: 0.8 0.8 0.1
Green: -0.6 -0.1 0.4

Not much of a difference, but Lugo seems to have the edge

by ChiBurbRaysFan on May 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually...

I wasn’t paying enough attention and the last numbers are for 09, which Lugo hasn’t played much of. So, Lugo is a full win better

by ChiBurbRaysFan on May 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ace like inning

beauty

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

aki, make him work for gods sake

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

get elf out please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF Aki?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

its not his fault

we just cant the elf out

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

get the*

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop walking people

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

tying run

this is so not cool right now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

TP!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks R.J.

I blame this all on you.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yep

stop with the anti-jixes, jinxes, hoaxes

by daveh33 on May 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i fucking knew it

why does that always happen

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit.
TommyR: Hickey needs to get out there cause shields can lose it quick
 me: he’s gonna hang a change
 TommyR: Like…
 me: MOTHERFUCKER

by R.J. Anderson on May 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, James

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Orlando up 20

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

see what happens when you give him no rest

fucking hell

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF SHIELDS?!?!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

geat

this is just great

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I gotta agree

Sarcasm or not, you don’t do that shit

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could blame RJ's sarcasm

or Shields for walking a guy who cant hit for shit this year

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

but you don’t tempt fate like that. You just don’t. i know there’s no statistical evidence to support it but still…

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blame me all you want.

It’ll be the first time in my life I affect the outcome of a game.

by R.J. Anderson on May 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what's more irritating

that Shields has fallen completely apart or that the Rays have made Brad Penny look competent two straight starts. Part of this is the offense’s fault. You know Boston is going to score runs.

Hello.

by killa3312 on May 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

can we please stop them here

come right back, make believe its NY

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wow home ump

what are you thinkin brah

by mittens on May 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

Damage was bad, but we’re still in it.

SCORE MOAR RUNZ DAMNIT PLSKTHNXBAI

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

this is not the yankees pen

we need runs NOW, lets go

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you dip snuff

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

urban dictionary says

Dip is a form of smokeless tobacco that is cut more fine than regualar chewing tobacco. It is bought in a round tin that is a little smaller than a hockey puck. It comes in fine cut(or snuff), mid cut, and long cut. Users take a pinch of tobacco and place it between their bottom lip and gums. Smokeless tobacco has much more nicotine than cigarettes (one tin has about the same amount of nicotine as 60 cigarettes). Large amounts of nicotine are absorbed through the gums and mouth tissue and goes directly to the blood stream, creating a buzz that lasts around 15 minutes. This buzz only lasts until you become tolerant to the drug; people who are heavy users only receive a state of satisfaction and relaxation.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

a leadoff double would be nice

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE PATIIENCE GO

WOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

MIIIICHDEL

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

It’s Brad Penny. Stop fucking swinging at the first pitch.

Hello.

by killa3312 on May 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

MICHEL!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ, you gotta do this and now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Beej... the time is NOW!!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That works

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ Walks

STAY AWESOME, CC

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

CYCLE RIGHT HERE WOULD BE PERFECT

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

which annoying reliever is coming in

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields & Fenway

What is it with Shields & Pitching at Fenway that totally turns him into batting practice?

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

miss the first 5 innings?

the man got no rest and he failed hard

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck this prick owns us

bring in Saito damnit

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

but CC... Mariano

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

He got under it

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hernendez needs 2 hits to score

be quicker

come on Evan

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Evan.

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on May 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Back from second viewing of Star Trek

Let’s win this fucking game

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya, Srsly

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

That good.

And next week I’ll see it in IMAX.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a Star Trekkie?

or is it that good for a casual viewer?

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 times

isn’t good for anybody.

unless yr 9 years old when Jurassic Park came out, like I was

by daveh33 on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have to be a furry too

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Not that into Lion King

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not passionately so

At least, not before this movie.

But yes, the casual viewers are loving it too.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will check it out.

I was planning to anyway since it is J.J. doing it and I like his other stuff.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Lost

And there were many Trekkies that weren’t going to give this film a chance solely because it was J.J. Abrams doing the film.

Their loss.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost is epic

and I enjoyed Cloverfield. It’s stupid to not see a movie for a reason like that.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

piss off ump

this is tough enough

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

God Damn It, Guys

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm i wonder what you were swinging for Evan

god this sucks

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Okejima's delivery is not that fucking deceptive

does him looking at the ground really throw hitters off that much?

Hello.

by killa3312 on May 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Saito to come in

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw striks now

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Please have control, Balfour

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit

he threw strikes but he got burnt

DP to Ortiz DO NOT WALK HIM AGAIN

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

K + GIDP

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS

In any order

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A non-advance flyout and a GIDP works too

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow we keep walking him

he sucks STRIKES

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Good enough

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP time please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

stop having so many homers, Bay

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

There's the K I was looking for

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

now 1 more

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

dont walk him....

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Get an out.

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Aussie, can you go back to not sucking

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

wow at least make it close Aussie

Drew’s eye is good enough

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate my job.

I hate my life.

Atleast I still have the Dead to make me happy.

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

go be like your favorite musicians and snort some heroin

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

..>What?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can snort heroin

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Although i wouldn't know.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go look it up

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what are you on

seems to really mess up the brain

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to 2 with Garcia...

I was a baby though. My Dad is a huge Dead Head. We have Garcia art and stuff. He has been to like a crap load of shows.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

your dad prob tripped his ass off

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad wasn't.

He basically went on their tours with them during his college years and after.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is pretty cool.

I never had many rules at home. My Step-Dad was a big Dead Head too before he passed away. They would see each other at shows. It’s pretty funny.

My favorite of the stuff he has is the Garcia art, one dinosaur picture is cool, and a Terrapin station poster.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Surprisingly I am clean and he quit cigarettes a couple years ago. I don’t know if he smokes weed still.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate Drew

K him NOW

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not done yet

Back-to-back off of Papelboner, maybe?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why not?

Can we sign Dan Johnson real quick again?

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

good times

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aki would've had that without the shift

Score runs NOW!

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

the shift

Aussie needs to seriously start owning guys again

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry to be captain obvious

but runs NOW, forget that drag queen

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

The only thing that worries me is the fact that

On our 3 road games so far, the offense has been decent, scores enough runs to get us a win, but then the pitching completely implodes. 3-0 became 3-3 and 4-0 to 4-4 & 6-4 to 6-6, now 3-0 to 3-3 & 3-5, why can’t we hold a freaking lead.

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

get on pena, get on ptb, PH with Zobrist

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i miss yankee stadium

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss the yankee bullpen

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit

He hits that anywhere else in the park and it’s gone

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

get on base

bring in Zobrist

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist on deck

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

now, HR please

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think its time this prick Ramirez give up some runs

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

570 comments for a Red Sox game in the 8th inning

I’m disappointed.

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

:(

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They give you internet in jail?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stealing wifi

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oic

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have the following 360 games:

Rock Band 2
GHWT
GH:M

and a bunch of arcade games, so no, rofl.

Plus I gotta work :/

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uno?

That shit is legit.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I have Uno

Off of memory:

Outrun
Catan
Carcassone
GTA:SA
Uno
Both Street Fighter 2’s
Time Pilot
Dig Dug

a bunch of others

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah you are pretty sad

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You play uno over XBox Live.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anime is gay.

Uno just wastes time.

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I don't

I own it, doesn’t mean I play it 24/7

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You love communism

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you're like 2 tiers below me.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sylar>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sandy Kazmir>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SRQMAN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TGN1

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh c'mon

TGN1 is better than sternfan1

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh....more like

RJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SandyKazmir>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SRQMAN>>>>>>>RIP PLK>>>>>>>>>everyone else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TGN1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ConnorManning>>>>>>>>>>>Sylar

Swav or Die.

by SRQman on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLK is dead

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting raped by satan

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf is up with voldo

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is the body guard for a rich but dead venician merchant.

After the merchant died he guarded his treasure iirc

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that makes him a gimp because...?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Japan?!?!?!?!

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

We used to be edgy and show around the Surfer Rosa cover.

My friend lost it in the bathroom though. He won’t tell me how he lost it though.

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OVERRATED

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you only like girls with manjaws

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I just don’t like ugly girls

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, only cute girls have jay leno chins

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

w/e

nothing was hotter than Kim Gordon and Kim Deal back in the 90’s

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides everything else

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/5

(Would have been great if it hadn’t killed my Rihanna-induced boner)

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

un beli vable

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLK is dead you idiot

Dead like you are this week against me in Fantasy baseball

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

SRQ should be the lowest one

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

MADD is gonna be piiiiised

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

THROW SOME DS ON THAT BITCH

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done and done

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is how home runs happen

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Aybar, I want Aybar

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic leading by 20

With 3:00 to go in the game

"Sir, the Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your @$$." --Captain Chaos, Cannonball Run II (blooper reel)

RIP Dom DeLuise 1933-2009

by Orlando Rays on May 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Look on the bright side

Now we’ll get the win by beating Papelboner

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

oh good

Now we have to beat the 2 best closers on back to back days

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

/we

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

we already homered off Nathan

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

5th or 6th?

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was 5th

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

top 5 would be Papelbon, Soria, K-Rod, Rivera and Nathan I think

dunno the order

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bottom 3 maybe

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percy, Gregg and 09 Ryan!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was in no order

I just wrote the 5 best

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren't in order

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Michel is allowed to hit, I may have to do nothing

but ill have angry thoughts!

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Aybar better PH for Michel and Upton.....um.....walk?

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Balfour do secret training?

His pitches seem better, with movement too.

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

if you could of waited for 1 more out...

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop smerking Lugo

I wanna punch him

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It's cool

This one isn’t you fault!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK PEDROIA

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh maybe Papelbon wont come in?

I am really reaching, I know

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

Now we need 4 runs off of Papelbon…….fuck us

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Can’t the bullpen go 1 game without giving up runs.

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Balfour's so passionate

also bat at pitching

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

bat at pitching?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

.........okay

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to deal with the layoff of someone I depend on almost every day

And I had to crank out a 60 page proposal.

Wah wah wah wah RJ

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys just don't understand good taste.

If you want a hottie thats around now it’d be either:

Jenny Lewis
KT

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And thats an excuse to bang ugly chicks

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

On normal people's judgment or yours?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well apparently Rhianon is hot to normal people

So my girlfriend must be the fucking Megan Fox of north east hotties

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehhh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Jenny Lewis"

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a foot

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU KEEP LOOKING FOR THE WORST PICS OF THEM

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really feel bad for your girlfriend.

You keep implying that she’s ugly by your taste in celebrity crushes. Poor girl probably has a great personality

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Riiiiiight.

Sorry but I don’t like the ugly short hair look, or the fake look.

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But do you like the "Fully Developed Breasts" look?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Megan Fox is extremely hot

Not as hot as Rihanna though

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

Rihanna is a B- at best

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're fine. I bet in real life they're cute

I just can’t fantasize about girls that are clearly less attractive than girls I’ve actually slept with.

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The chris farley of pounding cuties

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have slept with girls more attractive than those two.

I have not slept with girls more attractive than Rihanna (note: they may not exist)

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post chris brown beating?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either one. She ROCKS those bruises.

Also, shut up that’s not funny.

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe CHris Brown is just into bondage

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You suck at comedy

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as your mom does?

Comedy being my code name for penis

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom's a drug addict.

Have fun with that.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfff I don't care

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

She didn't rock those bruises

Let’s not make something horrible awesome.

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peace out faptron

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh where?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate you.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Black people are plastic, duh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, i said, if I had to say hottest.

I never said she wasn’t fake. Obviously, fake >>>> real if you’re going for top 10’s.

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry but I don’t like the ugly short hair look, or the fake look.

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

When going by my personal tastes

Or my own selection. If i’m just saying whats the best, then it’s always the fakes.

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Affirmed

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game tying GS would be halarious

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

a automatic out, not the best time is it

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

its like Michel Hernendez facing Papelbon

oh wait

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss good Bossman

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

0-4, again

Can we drop Upton finally in the lineup, he’s killing us at the top, it’s insane to keep him there after all this time.

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

This

At least until Beej starts walking again

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What worries me most is

That Maddon hasn’t seen a sign that Upton is struggling enough to drop him by his comments and what’s pissing me off the most about Upton leading off is that he’s not having good at-bats, he just grounds out, and doesn’t bother to use his speed with bunt singles

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you know Maddon hasn't seen signs?

He didn’t drop Carl when he started poorly, despite how easily it would’ve been.

by R.J. Anderson on May 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

During one of the games' telecasts

They mentioned that Maddon had stated that he wasn’t ready to drop Upton in the lineup, it might’ve been during the 4th Home game against Boston or the 1st against Baltimore, I think sometime this week, can’t remember exactly, but it was mentioned he wasn’t ready to.

by Transplanted on May 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

A cycle

give me SOMETHING tonight

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

FUCK THIS UMP. FUCK THE RED SOX. FUCK BOSTON.

At least the Magic won

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

it makes no difference

go crazy CC

that ump had a huge strike zone

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone that lives in Boston deserves to die

Photobucket

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Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Affirmed

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poll

Who do you blame

1) Our patience
2) James Shields
3) The ump
4) RJ for making a post on a forum

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields

It rains when it pours

by Sylar on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness

The first 3

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

44444444444444444444444444444

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

5) The Jews

Until Next Time,
The Sports Chief

by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

6: The Gays

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

7) Gay jews

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we don't promote intolerance to gay jews around this part

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't ban anymore. Blame SRQ's bitching.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

:<

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

:<

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are fat.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on May 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

QQ

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

im jewish

so you may be right

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

today today today

i consider this the gayest 6th in the world

2010 Rotation: 1. Shields 2. Kazmir 3. Garza 4. Price 5. Davis with Hellickson knocking on the door, it keeps getting better and better

by joeybw on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

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