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Tampa Bay Rays at Colorado Rockies, Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT



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75 degrees at gametime sounds nice.

i swear downtown st. pete was a crisp 110 degrees today! wow it’s hot!

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jun 16, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here in tally

car tires are near melting point. The next three days are set to be 100+ degrees.

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case it got lost in the earlier thread

Purple Row’s Series Preview
Let me know if there are any errors…and good luck. I’m scared of that lineup.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jun 16, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defensive metrics are not my forte

but I had trouble putting you guys above a C+ with that many errors, especially if Burrell is playing.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jun 16, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's fair

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joyce was sent down for Burrell btw

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for that.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jun 16, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got a similar comment from Seattle fans from me giving them an F

I’m operating on the idea that the best gets an A+ and worst gets an F, not that an A+ is technically perfect and an F offense has zero MLB talent on it. Just trying to stretch the scale so I don’t end up with so many grades in the C range. So A+ means I’m more scared of the Rays’ sticks than any other team. By quite a margin.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

http://www2.nesn.com/boston-red-sox/2009/06/16/top-10-reasons-the-red-sox-will-win-the-world-series/

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I like this:
The 2009 Rays are kind of like watching the new Beverly Hills 90210: Some of the same cast members are there, but overall, the whole effort is just undeniably lame.

Lame, You want to talk about lame, huh.

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

NVM

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh
tboraysRays have to cut batting practice short as grounds crew hustles onto field…I don’t think the forecast is too terrible, but stay tuned

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha they really know what their talking about....
The 2008 Rays had a stranglehold on the American League East from Day 1. The 2009 Rays are kind of like watching the new Beverly Hills 90210: Some of the same cast members are there, but overall, the whole effort is just undeniably lame…………….But for some reason, Joe Maddon’s 2009 bunch seems a lot less scintillating than his 2008 mavericks. Nine doesn’t equal eight anymore.

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I still believe in the magic

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 GAMES BACK WITH 97 GAMES LEFT

WE’RE FUCKED BRO
NO CHANCE

Selgy

by mittens on Jun 16, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the way you think :)

but not even WE are thinking that

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get how we are lame

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes and No

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope, not at all

sweet 1-1 Marlins just scored

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Mlb comments:

This one is just simple:


stopfoleyPosts:8
 
BJ is the worst lead-off hitter in baseball. I don’t believe that can be disputed? He could definately put on a couple of Lbs

Please find us a better hitter

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's kind of hard to feel sad and not sad

at the same time:

iluvgarzaPosts:11
 

I posted on this a few weeks back and had no response from anyone but I have a further question if anyone knows. We took my 5 year old daughter to a game at the Trop back about a month ago. Being 5 she is FASCINATED with the players and the interaction during/before/after the game. B.J. Upton was walking in the player parking lot and in her squeaky five year old voice, she screams at the top of her lungs….

“B.J., Hey B.J., Over here B.J.!!!!!”

Hoping for nothing more than a wave. He did not even turn his head and completely ignored her. First it takes about a micro cosmic slice of energy to turn your head and wave. I contacted the public affairs office after speaking to a friend who has been employed by a Major League team for many years. He stated this was actually addressed in the contract of their players, they do not have to sign autographs, they do not have to make physical contact, but they WILL ACKNOWLEDGE fans.

I received an email from the Rays stating the following……

“We thank you for your support of the Rays. We have no control over our players actions following a game. They are inundated by fans and several times by time they leave the game they are eager to get home. We apologize for your disappointment. "

I am shocked to say the least. I wonder if my 5 year old who asks me “why does B.J. not answer me?” will understand and be satisfied with this response. In my opinion it is the responsibility of each and every player to acknowledge these kids since they are basically the ones who make the sport so popular and ensure a stinkin paycheck!

I think B.J. has a p-poor attitude to begin with, second I think that the Rays should be a little more concerned with the behavior of thier “POSTER BOY”, and his reaction to these fans who so love and support him.

Does anyone have any suggestions as to who to contact to make some kind of impact on these bafoons?

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's almost like he may have not heard her.

Seriously, Upton’s always doing shit for kids at the game.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but does this deserve

calling the public affairs office and getting an email??

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course it does.

That person feels they are more important and more deserving of attention than anyone else around.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean your clients don't high five you when you are walking out to your car?

man, i got a crowd every night…

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite the opposite when I was working for the state.

People following me in the hallway calling me a monster.

RD over and out.

by ReasonableDoubt on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

suffice it to say...

on the list of bad behavior I’ve heard of or encountered on the part of professional athletes…that ranks about 9,876,844th.

Some people are totally divorced from reality. That guy just wants attention.

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

This explains almost everything:

Here is a good scenario, lets take all the five year olds and all the parents of those five year olds and have them withold the profit that is being spent on tickets, merchandise, etc and give it to a team and some players who can appreciate the sanctity of the sport itself. Hmmm what would happen to the Rays then. FYI…Kaz, Hickey, Navi, and a few others were very respectful and at least acknowledged. If your gonna tell me the stinkin “COMMUNITY POSTER BOY” for the Rays can’t in the midst of his state of depression over losing a game to wave to a 5 year old, he oughta be moved back down to the minors. Look at his behavior in the game a few days ago, garbage! His playing has been sub par and he has a nasty stinkin attitude. AGAIN….does anyone have any suggestions who to contact?

What the Fuck?

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW DARE HE.

/other players on the Rays smoke cigs, nobody cares.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love those

“I don’t smoke, dip, or chew…” commercials

LIES! ALLL LIES!!!!!

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the guys on the commercial don't

that is the whole point. I really don’t picture Gabe Gross smoking.

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Jonny Gomes at a bar in St. Pete

and by the time I finished my first drink he had smoked a whole fresh pack of smokes. Pretty sure he did one of those commercials back then

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did the guy who wrote that ad campaign

base it off of Minor Threat’s song “Straight Edge,” or am I crazy

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahah wow

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, I'm excited to see our lineup back to full strength again tonight

Well, sans Aki, but with our new, feral, ape-like, full-time second baseman

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well other than that

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

but we’re going to pretend he did

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boston is taking candy from a baby right now.

The Marlins aren’t helping us at all.

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BREWERS RALLY DAMNIT

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Marlins can't even help themselves

at least they were sensible enough to refuse to trade Cody Ross for Jeff Francoeur straight out though

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow i almost threw up watching that marlin game

and Wakefield will annoying shut them down

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Jorge Cantu isn't a retard

He smacked a double off the old man

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Duemig really say the Rangers pitchers were improved because of no pitch counts?

Not because uh, they went from the worst defense to a pretty good one?

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No mention of defense?

I feel like I’m going to have to write a pitch count post. I can’t believe that’s such an issue in this town.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeaaa...Can't make this shit up.
I heard an interesting thing about him on Duemig the other day….

Jacskon said something about how he feels like a different player in Detroit because he isn’t limited to 100 pitches and 100 only. He said he’s never felt so confident because Leland will let him work out of jams and pitch late into games. This obsession with the pitch count makes me absolutely crazy, especially the way Maddon uses it to his dis-advantages.

It puts so much added pressure on these young pitchers to get it done as quick as possible because they know that they’ll be out of the game in the 5th inning. You cannot even attempt to tell me that a guy was groomed to pitch 100 pitches every time out.

Also, because of this it puts so much wear on the bullpen everyday because they work an extra 1-2 innings a night. Just let the guy build some experience and work through it more often.

http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=mlb&id=tam&tid=4873144&lid=9

by walkoffwalk on Jun 16, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taking Duemig seriously = FAIL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seriously don't understand this guy's constant carping of Maddon's managing techniques

It’s like, dude, HE’S NOT THAT WEIRD…he does odd things now and again but to listen to Duemig you’d think he was some sort of revolutionary

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is probably my last one for the day:

Good God lady, B.J is not going to take you out to dinner:

If the Rays want to gain fans and keep them, the point is you go out of your way to make your fans happy. If this was not the case than lets go over the “Family Fun Days” and all the kids attractions at the game. I know we don’t go to the games just to pay 8 bucks for a cup of luke warm beer and 5 bucks for a hot dog. They clearly want to grow the following, and DUH this is not the way to do it.

BTW, It is a mom, not a dude

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

B.J

take me out to dinner???
B.J Replies NO
I am heartbroken

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Professional baseballer, notice my existence!

Personally interact with me, even though I do not know you and you have your own busy life to lead! I demand it!

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'VE NEVER TALKED TO A HUMAN BEING THAT'S MILDLY SUCCESSFUL AT THEIR JOB BEFORE WEEEE!!!

Plus most players are douchebags, this shouldn’t be a realization to anyone. Not talking about B.J. either.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If BJ had to talk to every fan he every came across

he wouldn’t have enough time to play baseball

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wakefield's getting some generous calls

from this ump crew in Boston.

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the home plate ump is Leslie Nielson

he is so excited to call a K

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leslie

Nice

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I saw that. He threw an uppercut into the atmosphere.

During one of the first innings Dan Uggla made an error that score Ellsbury and the announcer was yelling into the damn mic lecturing him how to field a ground ball with men on base.

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO NATINALS

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if they hold it, i will buy Sylar another PS3

with MLB the show edited to have Joyce cut

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone...

I just wrapped up a post on the Stadium Debate…Take a look when you get the chance. I need some feedback.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Sosa got tested positive for roids

Are we supposed to be surprised??? Let’s start saying anybody who hits 600 homers was on roids. Barry bonds, Sosa, Griffey (sometime in the future), A-rod (well, he’s close anyway).

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Barty!

so nice to have him

Hernendez should catch Niemann

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go

Let’s break that 11-game streak right muhfuckin’ now

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben Affleck nearly got dicapitaed by a foul ripped at his head by Nick Green

I think Nick Green hates Ben Affleck for some reason. Maybe its because he’s a shitty actor…

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dude reindeer games

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude daredevil

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*knocks over king*

well played sir

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

by the end of daredevil

I wanted to be blind too…just so I wouldn’t have to watch it again

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um

Kapler in right? I guess this is somewhat reasonable.

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Coors

Fuck the Humidor, let’s launch some baseballs

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball in Colorado...what were they thinking?

That would be like playing in Tampa without a dome.

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the fabled colorados

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or baseball in Miami w/o a roof

Oh wait…

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop swinging at garbage, Beej

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

making the fuck work

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uh another damn K

bad BJ, bad

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Even when BJ Ks it seems like he sees at least 5 or 6 pitches

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF CC?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how much does CC think he can stretch?

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy is not good

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LONGLORIOUS!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LONGO

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LONGOFIED

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EXPERT DRAFTING

JUST LIKE BULLINGTON

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When they did a 2006 review on BBTN

They basically lol’d the first 2 picks

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was quick and easy

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yoink!

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We brought Longo to Coors LOL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Greg Reynolds needs to face him

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton looks pissed

“shit man why didnt I do that”

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok I know Hawpe sucks

hows the rest of their D?

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey a first pitch strike whaddya know.

and a second pitch

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please no Emo-Niemann tonight

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They platoon announcers

He’s the road guy

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need joey styles for our announce team

also sweet dp

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cornette would destroy him

Wherever the red dot goes, ya bang.

by boxman37 on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we just make the Anderson the full time guy?

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok Niemann

you won and we traded the loser to this team

pitch like a winner

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

noooot anymore

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WELCOME BACK DP'S

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice DP

Love having MVB back

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i like the heineken one is better

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

would of been cool to see Niemann vs Hammel

but I just want a W, I am a simple man

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm amused that Hammel has been this good.

I figured league average, but he’s even surpassed that.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's really gotten control of his curve

His fastball is still straight as ever, but he’s throwing the curve more and getting some nasty swings-and-misses on it. I watched a bit of him yesterday and was impressed. Good for him, though I’m still hoping he ultimately gives us a collective Aneury-ism.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 2 important guys left on the DL now to get back

Bradford+healthy pre-2008 Kazmir=a run

Bartlett back makes everything seem much nicer

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I could stand to see Shawn Riggans as the backup C

Not that Michel hasn’t been doing an OK job.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go crazy here, Ben

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben Zobrist

cues jaws music

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Benzo gives me such a raging clue

Even when he sucks he is awesome

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JESUS% SPEED

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

couldnt even tell

thought he was out

but he was safe

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is getting rediculous

this whole Ben Zobrist thing

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bartlett can;t be stopped

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WELCOME BACK MVB

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't think he qualifies for plate appearances

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey PTB, timing aint so hard!

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Barty

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

id say walk him

but rally killer is on deck and then the giant

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TIGERS RALLY!

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha lol nats

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CoLOLorado

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hilarious

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

-HA + OH WOW

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait we still facing the Nats?

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So.

Claim: The Rays are too strict with their pitch counts. They should take after the Rangers.

Truth: Let’s use facts to figure this out.

The Rangers starters throw 99 pitches per start on average, have topped 100 pitches 28 times, 120 thrice, and maxed out at 124. Meanwhile they’ve had seven starts where pitchers exited in under 80 pitches.

The Rays starters throw 97 pitches per start on average, have topped 100 pitches 29 times, 120 once, have a max of 120. Meanwhile they too have had seven starters where pitchers exited below the 80 pitch threshold.

So all this hoopla about pitch counts and such, it’s over two pitches per start. That’s it. Two pitches.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man that would be like a talk-radio bomb right there

They’d have to fill thirty minutes of air-time with other issues

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone send Rich Herrera that info

Dude sounds soused on every post-game show

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome. Who here wrote that?

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Someone should code a bot to search heater threads for the phrase “pitch counts” and then post it until the server explodes.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

de le Rosa is friggin slow on the mound

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lololololol kap

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lololololol kap

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kapler to make them pay again?

I didn’t hear him scream at the ball this time….

by AussieGriff on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kapler is making his name off of missed pop outs

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the king of 2nd chances!!!!

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH WOW KAPLER!! HEBREW HAMMER!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gabe the Babe

Wherever the red dot goes, ya bang.

by boxman37 on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Too far.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KAPLER

he makes other teams go flukey

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well with men on

RJ told us

come on Navi

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH WOW

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NAVI!!!

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No out for MR Navi

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NAVICOPTER!

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bunt him over, giant

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BASE HITS!!!!

THEY’RE NOT JUST FOR HITTERS ANYMORE!!!!

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't hear a fat lady singing...yet

baseball’s a funny game

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Niemann with a bat

LOL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like a stickball bat in his hands

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck he cant bunt

if he walks him, ill laugh my tired ass off

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't worry niemann

BJ will strike out too.

Can we boo him now?

by mrmilergd on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand EPIC FAIL

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Niemann != Sonny

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol nats 3 yanks 2

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NATINALS!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-3 3K's

not to be considered for the RF platoon

just pitch well

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HE LIVES.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEEJUS

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bring in Fogg

His ERA decieves, he blows

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How dare you

He’s the dragon slayer. I like how Fox played up the fact he beat a few big names before his world series start. Guy is the definition of mediocre.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fly fatass fly!

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

this is the definition of a big inning…

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ANOTHER TRIPLE

What’s our club record for triples in a game?

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL LEFT HANDED PITCHING AMIRITE

also fly fatass fly

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NAVICOPTER!

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This has meme potential

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friends and I thought of it at a game

because he like spins his arms around over his head with the bat when he walks to the plate. It’s hilarious it looks like he is trying to fly.

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my....

You are one of those people?

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh. I watched the original TV show.

The first movie was good. The second looks great.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He likes shitty movies and hates good ones.

He thinks the Hellboy series sucks as well.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Hellboy was amazing.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...P Brady doesn't understand my lies to piss him off

HellBoy wasn’t terrible.

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew.

Good.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just messing

First was enjoyable and second will be good. It’s just my friend thinks they are the best thing ever.

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See it in IMAX.

It’ll be worth it.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I am with my buddy

He wants to go at midnight

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

I am on Wed.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make it green

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oddly enough

Those are the old green unis

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't suck!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can the Nats get the last 9 outs against the yankees?

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to let the Rockies bleed out

Poseidon’s Fist was right. “The toxic sting of the rays bats”

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least they avoid Sonny hitting at Coors

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maddon will probably pinch hit him for fun later

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww we scared him

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

did you read Joe Sheehan’s article in yesterday’s BP

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Was it decent?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wrote the entire thing about the Rockies' streak and if they'll keep it up

and the whole time he was thinking that Hurdle was still the manager. The comments section let him have it big time. I thought that’s what your comment was referencing

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch

Colorado fans are going to explode

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late

now what?

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

43 pitches already

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So apparently DLR is the latin Scott Kazmir?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't De La Rosa due for some regression?

Guess not this game. Well maybe his strand rate may improve…

by matthan on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nationals

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Translation

Yankees will win by at least 5

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to get to ahead of myself here

But I’m thinking that Colorado is in danger of their 12 game winning streak

by Rayser Sharp 55 on Jun 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5/25/09 NEVAR FORGET

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was the curse of Jacobs Field

I hope

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DLR

his numbers suggest he’s an anti-Sonny, good road, bad home

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welp so much for thenats

that was fast

UNTIL NEXT HURF
THE SPORTS DURF

by HAHAHA OH WOW on Jun 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we killed their only good relievers mojo

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes trying to slow the game down and hopes it rains

god MOVE YOUR ASS

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aww no base runners for zobrist twice in a row

I swear you give that man base runners when he’s at the plate more than once a game and you have a 75% chance of winning

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a W is a W

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well

Just gotta make sure you sweep the Nats as well

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Nats

well they aren’t THAT bad sans bullpen, and the defense, but hey everyone loved the Marlins 11-1 start

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...if I'm gonna use the description "THAT bad," i don't think the Nats are a bad fit

i mean these guys may set the all=time worst MLB record. that is THAT bad.

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

Even the 2003 Tigers were as bad as the ’62 Mets

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for me, the Nats' terribleness goes deeper than what happens on the field

their front office and ownership have always been absolutely ridiculous. look at the whole Bowden scandal. they are a fucked up, weird organization.

by Zach Attack on Jun 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like.....us

Pre-Sternburg

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marlins start 11-1

THEY’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on Jeff

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wild bounce

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oops

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Elijah Dukes <<<< B.J Upton

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kapler's ADD attacks again

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Longo's team mate

That was some team

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bunch of dirtbags...

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO FUCKING WAY

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But Niemann is the future

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

future relief ace

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baltimore is NOT raiding our farm system

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking ump

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Emo-Niemann appears

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit, come on Jeff

stop sucking

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DP here plz

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever. DP plz

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright, DP please

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

better than Yankee Stadium

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to pitchfx Niemann has thrown 1 curveball

1.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller park?

That kid’s a fucking drunk

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For COMMUNISM

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever, that works

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well

Get the last out

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...........

………………………….

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah...okay

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by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he aint stealing 3rd

dont pitch out of the stretch please

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woops

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOPS

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

euro fashion

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he def aint stealing home

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

longo will trip him before he leaves the bag

if he tries it

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE GONE

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

MOAR RUNS PLS

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch his arm must hurt

but only 1 run

PH leading off I would guess

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cormier game

just score here please

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if they would give up Ian Stewart

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but where

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by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia

makes shields look like an average starter.

We need Robots....The time is now Bud, Stern, and Goodell.
Seriously, Officiating Sucks in this Country

by Some other guy who does not care on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shields

makes shields look like an average starter belt size.

FTFM

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BENZO

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

zobrist aint fucking playin!

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JESUS%

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TRIPLE

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now i bet he gets a cycle

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't anyone ever tell you that if you say your birthday wish out loud it won't come true?

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bday wish was Garza to get that no hitter vs the Sox

and I didnt say it, Ellsbury still fucked it up

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha awesome!

O/U on Triples?

I’ll go 6.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shhhhh......

jinx

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't think that applied with the cycle....

Oh well if he doesn’t get it I’ll take the blame.

by AussieGriff on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Signed til 2013

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong thread

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

Rays baseball + Colorado Football= amazing

by raysfan81 on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH HAI GUYZ ZOBRIST IS A BEEST

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COOL

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Staats

w00t moar runz

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He can't help it

Coors & NYS everything could be a HR

by Transplanted on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coors actually is nowhere near the launching pad it was when it first opened.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the Humidor helps

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NYS needs a humidor

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Anderson asked earlier what kind of hex Kapler was using to avoid those popouts. I'm not so sure it was a hex as much as, oh, maybe a curse.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Sheeny Curse

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad someone got it.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay I win

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No A-Rod for 6 weeks?

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh they have weaknesses

Posada, Matsui, Swisher, and Melky aren’t that great. Damon is having a major comeback (same with Jeter). I just don’t see it as something revolutionary.

by matthan on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are all over .800 OPS with the exception of melky who is awfully close.

point is, they don’t have a weak spot in the lineup, whereas most other teams have at least a few.

by yeseggs on Jun 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have gotten better bench production,

and gotten unreal numbers from positions where offense is hard to come by. The offenses are virtually even in on base percentage, slugging, etc. It shouldnt be that surprising that one of them has only scored seven more runs than the other.

If I had to make a guess as to causation, I’d say it’s because on-base percentage is more valuable than slugging.

by GomesSweetGomes on Jun 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barty looks like he didnt miss a game btw

almost a homer, 2 rbis

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEBREW HAMMER!!!

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KAPLER SAYS FUCK YOUR JESUS% ZOBRIST

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ABRAHAM%

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHAHAHAHA

They BOOOOOO b/c you suck!!!!!!

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY

AND WHAT DID HE DO TO KAPLER

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I DON'T KNOW

AND I DON’T CARE

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kapler?

What the hell. It looks like he just throws his arms out there

by matthan on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beejus post?

Or Maddon?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Perfect..

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not just picking on him.

It’s everyone who says “OMG LOOK TEXAS IS DOING THIS WE SHOULD DO THIS.”

Bitching every single day over a difference of two pitches per start is wasteful.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anti-DUI post

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

I can just leave a couple of bottles at my door and he can’t resist stopping for a drink.

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gutless puke

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

triple and homer

jesus

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Has Kapler turned it on now? Or does Jorge de la Rosa just suck that hard?

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jun 16, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

John Kruk doesn't like us

I feel really good now

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think John Kruk likes himself

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I actually cared what John Kruk said, this might be interesting.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's the better Gabe....now?

A reporter once asked Rickey Henderson if he talked to himself, "Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?"

by Zobrist on deck on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.

I never thought we would root this hard for Kapler. ever

by Rayser Sharp 55 on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kapler is done hitting

lefty is gone

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN boards are awful

why would you expose yourself to that?
it’s like 1000 of me

Selgy

by mittens on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHHHH

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking kidding, not a single fool brought up the 'trade to a division foe' card.

it’s like Buc’em on steroids.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesnt scare me

he gets Navi and Niemann first 2 though

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to feast on Fogg

We can nuke their pen for the entire series. And, I want to see a position player pitch again.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why I would rather see the Yankees in the playoffs.

And why the Cubs can never win the WS.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh lord

Could you imagine TWO fanbases like that?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes me depressed.

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On an unrelated note, despite the fact that I am certain I've never signed up for an account here, not only DO I have an account here, but I'm logged in.

I don’t get it.

"Where we all wait in earnest with pudding in hand for the Upton comet to sail through the roofed skies, so that we may meet Him."

by kericr on Jun 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gabey Gonds

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

0 for 4 4K's

He can’t get worse!

Look at it that way

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He didn't go down in three

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jun 16, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Denver is a nice city. Fairly progressive when it comes the environment and public transportation. It’s also not that expensive either. I don’t think the airport’s automated baggage handling eats that much luggage anymore either. And shit, you’ve got the mountains right there.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

I was commenting on why FSN chose to show a skate park on one of the lead-ins

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did not see that

What a fine thing to showcase!

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you walk fogg, i will be forced to hate you

and i dont want to

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

him and Townsend

are gonna make a awesome 1-2

thanks Rice!

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Recently yes

But overall, I don’t see him having gotten more than others

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because the players like Jeff and hate James.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they prob feel bad for Jeff

hes all emo and shit

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well theres goes there CF speed

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jays lose

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or lose no ground

be more optimistic

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's niemann's future on this team, really?

he’s made the case to stay in the rotation.

by yeseggs on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The future is Niemann

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jun 16, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reliever, maybe closer one day?

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whew....

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KAPLER DOING EVERYTHING

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cinematography

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jun 16, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry

It just violates physics

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so I want more runs plz

im greedy

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AWWW

LITTLE OL ME!

THIS IS GARZA!

by GARZILLA on Jun 16, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEEEEEEEEEEJ

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEEJ!

ALSO….WTF?

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Plz I wanna see Hawpe try to chase one down

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where can we get a high-res image of this cowboy picture?

I loved Gross with the American Flag shirt.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RAWR

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DRAGONSLAYER

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

again

this is a problem

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Jeff Niemann 5. Andy Sonnanstine...... Coming Soon: Wade Davis......Scott Kazmir?

by joeybw on Jun 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lazy

2009 Rays Baseball: God Damn It, Guys

by JMB on Jun 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs