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7/10 GDT: Oakland Athletics @ Tampa Bay Rays

Oakland Athletics at Tampa Bay Rays, Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT



American League Wild Card Standings

W L PCT GB STRK
New York 51 34 .600 0 Won 3
Los Angeles 46 37 .554 4 Lost 2
Tampa Bay 47 39 .546 4.5 Won 3
Chicago 44 41 .517 7 Lost 1
Seattle 43 41 .511 7.5 Lost 2
Minnesota 43 43 .500 8.5 Lost 3
Toronto 43 44 .494 9 Lost 3
Baltimore 38 47 .447 13 Won 2
Kansas City 36 48 .428 14.5 Lost 2
Oakland 35 48 .421 15 Lost 2
Cleveland 34 52 .395 17.5 Won 1

(updated 7.9.2009 at 9:33 PM EDT)


LOSE ALREADY.

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Boston already lost today.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Err, yesterday.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

They play at 7

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends actually.

If we win and the Yankees lose, we close the gap but the Angels are still in the way. Win and the Angels lose and we pass them but still have to make up 4.5 games. If we lose and the Angels lose, we lose a game and we’re starting to creep into that ‘oh shit’ territory.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rays have to win, yes

But at least if they do win, it won’t feel like a complete waste if the Yankees do as well.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best Senarios:

Rays and Angels win games, Yankees and Texas loses them
Rays and Yankees win games, Boston and Angels lose them.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball is stupid

Come seasons end it will be a crime that some crappy central team gets in the playoffs.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In terms of pennant race excitment, yes..

in terms of fairness, I’m not 100% sure.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm...

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, math is wrong.

5 & 6 play, you still have 5 teams left.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

with 3, 4, 5, and 6, you'd have a division winner playing a quick elimination series.

Actually, you know, that doesn’t sound so bad. It’s a chance to get rid of a garbage division winner in favor of a better wild-card team.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, i had it all worked out

about a year ago

only added a week to the season

i hate the 5 game for a team that wins close to 100 games

reward the top 2

by Raymondo on Jul 10, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, owner politicing would never let something like this happen.

I mean, they can’t even agree on division realignment.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 10, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More owners wouldn't like at least one home playoff game?

aka one more sellout

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It happens in every league

NBA eastern conference teams that make it with losing records over western conference teams. Same with the NFL (AFC vs. NFC).

by steve-o1285 on Jul 10, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends

Would you prefer your fish collected off the garbage and toxic waste dump that is the eastern continental shelf, or the oil mecca that is the central Gulf?

I would go with Tampa.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cold North Atlantic vs. Warm Gulf Waters

Generally, I find cold water seafood tastier. A lobster pulled from the frigid waters of the Gulf of Maine is hard to beat.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Portland is ok, but, yeah, this comment is pretty much on.

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boston 3-4 at home so far

Against Oakland, Seattle, and KC.

bwa ha ha

by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Royals trade for Yuniesky Betancourt

The reactions here are amsuing: http://www.royalsreview.com/2009/7/10/944941/royals-acquire-ss-yunieski#comments

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Keith Law had a nice review...
“Betancourt does nothing well on a baseball field. He can’t hit and has lost bat speed since reaching the majors. He hacks at everything he sees, and even swings at pitches thrown to other hitters. He has next to no range at short. And he never hustles on anything, not balls hit in his direction, not ground balls he might have a chance to beat out (well, before he let himself go physically). Other than all that, he’s Honus Wagner.”

by tallyray on Jul 10, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Mets trade Ryan Church for Jeff Fran... wait for it

coeur.

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could there have been two worse players traded in one day?

Is Church that bad in the field? How could Frenchy be an improvement?

by tallyray on Jul 10, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're scoring at home

The Mets have now turned Lastings Milledge into Brian Schneider and Jeff Fancoeur.

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In their defense, Milledge has yet to do anything of relevance, so..

But, yeah, Frenchy is just bad. And when he says things like,“If OBP is so important, why isn’t it on the scoreboard?” then basically there is zero chance he turns his considerable talent into production.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow's Game

Does anyone know if there are any site’s online showing it? Since it’s not on TV…

by RivalsTees on Jul 10, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lolmets

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...GameFAQs user?

That’s a popular meme there >_>

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That site is full of dumb

I would go on and bash FF7 just for the lulz

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ME

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So apparently firms google the names of their applicants before interviews.

And an ex I haven’t seen in three years has been keeping a relatively constantly updated list of the things she misses about me. Last updated on the 4th of July, numbering 54 things.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How'd it go?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Badly.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why? People think you're great!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MAN

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LINK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You whore.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like this:

26) As any lawyer does, he likes to bend reality but he never tries to hurt anyone with it; he only does it to protect me or those close to him.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about this?

29) I shouldn’t dumb down his feelings for me. I’d like to think he genuinely cared for me, I mean, I hope. I don’t want to sound arrogant enough to think I was his one and only but at least he cared for me. My biggest wish is that he still does, if only even a little.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awwwwwwww

should hit that shit again

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next

36) His favorite holiday has always been Halloween. The man gets so damn excited when he starts talking about what he insists is the best day on the calendar, you can’t help but get excited. He’d blabber on and on about what he did in the last year, and then the year before—sigh I think I could listen to that for hours.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fuck is wrong with her

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CREEP

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

moar

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh?

37) He was amazing with euphemisms. We’d have the most serious conversation going and he’d slide one in without me noticing (no pun intended).

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god

Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I made some serious progress in figuring out a very good formula to determine K rates

I ended up just focusing on the possibilities of a pitch; ball, ozone swing strike, inz swing strike, ozone foul, ozone in play, inzone foul, inzone in play, and called strike

It made my workday go a lot faster

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just got back from Bruno

I think I had a more productive day.

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh it was

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as good as borat

or better

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To each his own...

I thought Borat was better.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just likes gay sex

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruno is not for people

uncomfortable with their own sexuality.

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Like I said, it had it’s moments. Dick and Gay jokes are only funny for so long though.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They never stop being funny.

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats the correlation?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one had an adj r-squared of like 91.8%
The previous one was at like 92.7%

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Results coming next week?

Maybe StatCorner will start breaking down their pitch results as I did?

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I did was adjust everything so it was a % of total pitches thrown

That was one of the pains. Quite a bit of the percents were based upon different things. I had to do some adjustments so they were all apples to apples.

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why? They allreay are % of pitches?

THe pain is that it may be a nice formula for xK%, but you have to manipulate the #‘s to get the %’s until a site makes it readily available

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 10, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that is the problem with any new metric

What I mean is say they have Z-Contact%

Basically what it really is on FG is the percent of contact on balls swung at inside the zone

I wanted the it as a percent of total pitches

  1. of pitches hit inside the zone/total pitches

And then going a step further and making it Inzone Foul Inzone Inplay etc

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, they are metrics you can legitimately get the #s for with your own formulas

Would be nice to have a site that did the work for you, THen it woudl be easier to use the model

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well of course

If a site just calculated the end result or the metrics needed to calculate the end result then all the merrier.

But really the goal is to get the best statistics as possible. FIP wouldn’t be any better or worse if it wasn’t on FG, same as tRA on SC. Obviously being on a popular site makes those numbers easier to get, easier to use, and more popular. But being on a site doesn’t make it more useful or powerful

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not knocking the metric

If I thought it a waste of time, I wouldn’t have helped. I’m just lazy:)

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

It still has a ways to go and quite a bit of testing. I like where you lead me though. I really would like to be able to plug it into FIP once all is said and done as well as a regressed HR rate. That would be sweet

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This field will always have new things coming out

Getting them on a mainstream site is obviously a goal. But the real goal is improving baseball as a whole. Being able to predict K rates based upon the result of pitches is pretty powerful.

by matthan on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like

the Newer Darth Price scroll down, you’ll see it

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently the Pirates are nearing a deal with the Indians

Freddy Sanchez => Cleveland
Grady Sizemore => Pittsburgh

Prospects involved…I’m waiting for the link.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Pirates are looking at Abreu too.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They really don't want

to win this year.

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Pirates?

They couldn’t have won this year.

Next Rays.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sincerely

want to doubt that, but i am not going to.

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their FO is pretty good.

They haven’t hit a ton of homeruns with their deals yet, but a few doubles.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have a long way

to go though, they are rebuilding.

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You now have as much credibility as MLBTR

Which told me Ensberg wasn’t signing with the Rays, yet he signed two days later.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

That’s low.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this from a reputable source?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had it but whoever posted it took it down...

It was from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would the Pirates want Sizemore after getting rid of the rest of their team?

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aka it's bullshit

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARE THEY RAPING EVAN

LEAVE HIM ALONE

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hunter eh

so if Hamilton cant get healthy, CC starts

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im late nvm

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a great pick, truely epic

Matt Bush has pleaded guilty to four counts of misdemeanor battery and misdemeanor reckless driving.
The charges stem from two separate incidents. It’s beginning to look like Bush was a poor first-round pick.

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Always assume anyone with the last name "bush" to be a walking

disaster.

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolololololololololololololololololololol

2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State

by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lovin the Yankess/Angels matchup

A win gets us closer to 1st or in 2nd in the WC race

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAY GUISE WATS GOIN ON?

Seriously, BOS and NYY need to fucking lose

2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State

by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reasonable Doubt.

If you don’t mind, post your crazy ex-girlfriend’s shit outside of that sub thread. I don’t feel like scrolling up and down throughout the GDT to read what a crazy cunt you dated.

THAAAAANKS.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fanpost!

You could edit them all at once.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I concur.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

l.o.l.

2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State

by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man I wouldd much rather have Kennedy than Joe "big eyes" Dillon

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldnt mind Dillon if he didnt just take up space for us

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist is a bit better

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neimann is good at home right?

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Right

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we shouldnt be facing Hairston

im protesting

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK. AND. YES.
tboraysBTW, it’s “Turn Back the Clock” at Trop tomorrow — all the way back to the ’90s! Legends Roberto Hernandez, Rolando Arrojo to be here

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my heck

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember the 1998 All Star Game

“From the Tampa Devil Rays, Orlando Arrojo”

Ah, priceless

2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State

by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice fucking throw, Navi.

That’s a bullshit call.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BS

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he was out fuck

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booooooooo

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THAT

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No strikes no called out

what we ever do to these umps?

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT

2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State

by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

god

fuckin umps

come on Jeff

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you posting via telegram?

God. Stop.
Fucking Umps. Stop

Come on Jeff. Stop.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send more food. Stop.

Grandma has cholera. Stop.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh?

I think I am missing something again

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you gonna be here all week?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Halloween amazing?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAIT. ARE YOU A GOTH LAWYER?

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not at all.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Judging from the two blown calls, I have a feeling this will be a VERY long series.

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice strike zone, jerkoff

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C-PAIN

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cool

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Peña says "Fuck your blown calls."

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo!

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a All Star

but he is one in our hearts

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not from the ex, but equally incomprehensible.

age-ism is an ugly thing, but getting old is even uglier….but i choose to see the beauty in it and pretend i’m writing something worth reading…..seems to reach a mixed bag, doesn’t it? …..and then there’s this jealousy thing you got goin’, Wall! I know you want to be me with your spin, but there’s ONLY ONE ME, so you’re SOL….LOVE and Best Wishes for your Compensation being a good one! thanks for reading and following me around…..you must be my Sacred Clown…..iriitating as hell, but necessary to my aura and wholeness and balance and that sort of new-agey thing……you want more….sorry, I got a date…..and I’ll be watchin’ those Rays wit’ her….so happy about the sweep….now the A’s! I’ll bet you’re quite a writer your own bad self, Wall……manana, bad boy

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What...the...fuck...

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LSD is fun

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLZ

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Woops

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AthLOLetics

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

Our roof is as grey as Giambi.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Hit a homer with this second chance, Beej, I dare you.

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2B works too, right?

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's on base, it works.

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do I catch ball?

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEEJUS

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THE BOSS

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that was nice to see

keep hitting it to left, Holliday is dogging it

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Athletics:

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ATHLETICS DEFENSE!

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ, B.J.

Pay the fuck attention.

Hello.

by killa3312 on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

True

His was out if anyone was paying any attention

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude might have ADHD

He falls asleep on the bases an absurd amount.

Hello.

by killa3312 on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC ATHLOLETICS

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, they can't do anything right so far

Totally picked off.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love this defense

Should of gotten Upton twice already

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: I had no idea that Brignac

had only struck out 30 times in 235 ABs and had upped his OPS to .832. Nice.

Hello.

by killa3312 on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He is regaining his deity status.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CC is desparate to hit something

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cool

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI

1-0 Rays.

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, A's Defense!

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets just win 1-0

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SMALL BALL!

Small ball = failure, but results happen anyway

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man he is so much better then lincecum!

My sample size is large enough.

Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

troll better

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He still almost missed it

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Giambi is gonna be fun to watch on D

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Next.

38) I may not have mentioned this before but he plays the sax. That fact is so sexy to me. I don’t know why but it is. He’s so damn good at it too.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.....Wow....

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH YOUR GOD.

I would rec this 25.3 times.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hhahah

to be honest, im only laughing because you made fun of ReasonableDoubt, we are not very close

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH HAHHAHHHA

How do you think of this stuff?

So smart, you idiot.

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So many 'HA's man, you need to conserve that shit

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe it.

Chicks always love musicians. My guitars are practically magnets.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pics or it didn't happen

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, done

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I play the drums

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESYESYES

Guitar, Piano, Drums

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO FUCK YOU I'M THE DRUMMER

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool.

I’ve played Piano for 12 years, Guitar for 5

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 back and under .500

next for Jays is to watch out for the Orioles

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SWINGING STRIKES

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Niemann finally looks like a man, not a emo giant

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Giambi looked like a fat, slow emo giant.

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair.

A) It’s the A’s.
B) Nobody is saying “Trade him tomorrow!”

I don’t think at least.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, and the argument to trade him is certainly valued, but there's the chance

he does more of this swinging strike sexiness as opposed to fly ball outs. We just don’t know where his true talent is.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed, and if we get a good deal for him, then I'm all for it.

But, I don’t mind if he stays – unless he does actually blow up.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pirates

are interested in Jeff Niemann.

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would we get??

Freddy Sanchez

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would if he was involved in a trade for Halladay

god, I gotta get over that

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one here, anyway

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON'T JIX IT

IT’S LIKE A NO HITTER

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or jinx.

Jix seems like a racial slur.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kapler?

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least since the RIP PLK/Everybody went to Lakewood GDT

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean fucking everyone

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IS MIKE MO UP TO?

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DA WOOD!

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BENZO!

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey Ben, need some steals

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

btw

FUCKING KYOANI. FUCKING HARUHI

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No. It's an anime where repeating the same events 5 episodes in a row just to prove a point sounds like a good idea.

Either that or they’re the greatest trolls ever.

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a huge anime fan, but Jin Roh is a fantastic movie.

Albeit the English subtitles are sketchy at times.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's an awesome one.

Paprika is my current favorite actual movie.

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only go with LL Bean mothafucka.

My yellow FLCL shirt finally had to be retired recently ;_;

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That movie is absolutely fucked up

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides that one tree root rape scene its very poignant

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SRQ loves hentai

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking joeybw, distracting us from this

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he can't stop that, he doesn't deserve pussy. Ever

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFLMAO

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ginger just liked fat guys apparently

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is pretty sad

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do it anyway

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking tease...

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar Minaya: "One thing we like about Francoeur is the amount of games that he plays."

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Still don't understand that trade

WTF are the Mets thinking?

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One thing I dislike about Francoeur is the amount of games that he plays.

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the fact that he swings at everything?

and I mean everything

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frenchy strikes me as the type of the guy who whiffs down the bar skank line at the end of the night.

Until he settles for the fat friend stumbling home from a bachelor party… and gets HPV.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey man, my friend has HPV.

She’s RD’s ex crazy though so fuck it

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Francoeur

Perfecting the art of swinging and missing……at life

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dewayne Staats Style:

“Wave and a miss, he struck his girlfriend out”

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

….Oh, man….

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What type of music do you play?

If it’s anything like the Band. I think we’ll get along.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the piano, I learned through classical shit, Dr. John, and some jazz/bebop influenced stuff.

And of course I can play the Band’s stuff on the piano – doing inverted chords like Manuel and some of the solo’s Garth did on the key, though obviously not as well.

Guitar’s entirely self taught, a lot of Junior Kimbrough/The Black Keys modal type blues. Can play basic chord structures, triads, that sort of thing, though I’m better at phrasing with scales and single notes. And I can play slide.

Harmonia is pretty basic stuff.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a rythm guitarist (hence the Townshend influence)

I consider myself to be pretty decent. Self taught as well. Piano I can do anything. I used to play in a restaurant and played from request all the time.

This could work.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just roll with two, three chord jams and we'll have a solid time.

Fuck, the Kings of Leon are popular and it’s entirely simple, boogie rock and roll.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AGREED.

I love playing Drowned from Quadrophenia with just my Ovation.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right. Pretty standard blues stuff.

The trick to jams/ensemble playing is everybody being patient, picking out a basic beat, and finding space to fit in. Too many times I try to play with people and one guy has to start shredding from the get go.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never did

that was you, buddy

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, right.

FLYING THROUGH SPACE

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next.

39) His opinions would always challenge me. Our debates were infuriating in a fun way and they could always be considered incredibly sexy.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, judges must LOVE you

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Oh monsioer judge, I believer you haven't seen exchibit d..."

zip

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

ahahahahahahahaha rec'd

But it’s a British accent

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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRITISH PEOPLE CAN SPEAK FRENCH

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UMPOSSIBLE

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Long Time

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So where

is Joe dillon?

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nando is making him smarter

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In What?

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blackology.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The art of being black?

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno

but they sit on the bench about the same amount

Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!

by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NIEMMAN

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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire

by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Meanwhile, at Tropicana Field

Jeff Niemann is busy being awesome

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Those curves were sick

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to say

He looks dominant, but I didn’t want to jinx him. Now if he hits the wall, it’s all on you.

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd feel a whole lot better if we could score a few more runs, though

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coool

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he's been throwing a lot of curves

it will be interesting to see the break down tomorrow.

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't the anwer Jose Canseco?

But didn’t he not go?

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

answer*

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was more recent

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know...I would bet it was Canseco.

The Hit Show was 2000 so it could be 1999.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck I cant remember 10 years ago

Was Sorrento ever an all star?

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, but he may have been on our team.

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was

In the old video games, him and Bubba Trammel were bash brothers for me

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gaaawwwwd

Bubba Trammel – that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

> Ben Grieve

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about you start?

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CBAT

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Going to hell for this.

40) I turned down so many guys because of him, because I only wanted to be his. No one else’s. God, I can’t even think about anybody else. I think that that says more about him than it does me. There’s this undeniable magnetism or an aura around him that I’ll never be able to understand. I know I’m repeating what I’ve already said but he’s absolutely a fascinating person. He is one of a kind. I know that phrase is overused but in this case it’s true.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(shhh you're ruining my funnie.)

I was actually paraphrasing Futurama. The one with the Amazon women.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a theory that all girls with a names are crazy.

Does this fit?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine goes with any girls names who end with a vowel.

But no, this one doesn’t fit.

Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....Fuck, that one also works

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So swallowing those pennies was a success after all!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YIKES

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently it does....

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder he attracts the fat bitches

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ants would fucking murder it

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking more like 2004 Dawn of the Dead

One guy made of chocolate running down the street. Every fat bitch in the neighborhood running after him like a Kenyan sprinter.

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Vin Diesel made that movie

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

57) Mmm, his mint chocolate flavor after a shower makes me gain 20 pounds, but it'll be worth it!

Though the other day he did say,“Watch out, fatty, you’ll spill your butter” when I tripped on a hair brush…

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're fucking killing it mang

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swallow

Chemicals

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that weak shit

SWALLOW TOXIC WASTE

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

.......psycho......

2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State

by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

So Jayson Stark apologized to Jeff Niemann for not naming him the AL 1st half ROY

by jqueipo on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay

Jeff Niemann for ROY

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who watches Sons of Arnachy?

I miss it, awesome show

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of crazy bitches

A girl just told me that her bf was bisexual, then said “He’d love to meet you”

What do I do?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Run

away

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

noooooooo ;-;

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes and no. God. No.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

She didn’t say, "I’ve always wanted to do two guys.
She said, “My boyfriend is bisexual.”

A subtle, but important difference. Her looks become immaterial at that point.

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go

Anywhere else but there

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this girl said she can't even masturbate to orgasm because their love is so strong

Really anything any of us need to know.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, she's full of shit.

Or got fucked by her dad once upon a time.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, its probably because she's fucking crazy.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other fun facts:

“My Sexual Orientation is probably him and women, honestly”

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's like a solid 7.5.

Manjaw being the main issue.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but A name

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy?

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tranny?

My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

by Deepdoodle on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She likes it too ^_^

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHOW HER. SHOW HER NAO.

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't need to see.

She’s fat, and likes to dress up as Sailor Moon though her mini skirt keeps getting caught between her rolling white thunder thighs.

by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually she's suicidal and bulimic.

Big tits though

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

High C/Low D

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have a hentai collection, actually

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't, I swear.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pass out

and hope you wake up in a hospital.

Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you

by Some other guy who does not care on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww give us back the call !

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by joeybw on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs