7/10 GDT: Oakland Athletics @ Tampa Bay Rays
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 5:00 PM EDT
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It's actually New York and Boston
Either one losing works now.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
Fooled by NESN rewind?
haha, just like my grandma
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
They play at 7
Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
And the good news about LAA vs. NYY
Whoever loses helps
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
Depends actually.
If we win and the Yankees lose, we close the gap but the Angels are still in the way. Win and the Angels lose and we pass them but still have to make up 4.5 games. If we lose and the Angels lose, we lose a game and we’re starting to creep into that ‘oh shit’ territory.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Rays have to win, yes
But at least if they do win, it won’t feel like a complete waste if the Yankees do as well.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Best Senarios:
Rays and Angels win games, Yankees and Texas loses them
Rays and Yankees win games, Boston and Angels lose them.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Baseball is stupid
Come seasons end it will be a crime that some crappy central team gets in the playoffs.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
I like MLB's playoff system tons better then the NBA or NHL's.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
In terms of pennant race excitment, yes..
in terms of fairness, I’m not 100% sure.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's fair by not rewarding 4 teams under .500 in the NL from having a chance at a championship.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
The NFL system doesn't work either, you can't give a baseball team a bye week and not have them play for 10 days.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
No, math is wrong.
5 & 6 play, you still have 5 teams left.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
with 3, 4, 5, and 6, you'd have a division winner playing a quick elimination series.
Actually, you know, that doesn’t sound so bad. It’s a chance to get rid of a garbage division winner in favor of a better wild-card team.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Yep, i had it all worked out
about a year ago
only added a week to the season
i hate the 5 game for a team that wins close to 100 games
reward the top 2
Unfortunately, owner politicing would never let something like this happen.
I mean, they can’t even agree on division realignment.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
More owners wouldn't like at least one home playoff game?
aka one more sellout
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB owners collectively are amongst the stupidest groups of people ever.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
It happens in every league
NBA eastern conference teams that make it with losing records over western conference teams. Same with the NFL (AFC vs. NFC).
I've been there--very good
sister to Mystic Fish on Tampa Road
Depends
Would you prefer your fish collected off the garbage and toxic waste dump that is the eastern continental shelf, or the oil mecca that is the central Gulf?
I would go with Tampa.
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Cold North Atlantic vs. Warm Gulf Waters
Generally, I find cold water seafood tastier. A lobster pulled from the frigid waters of the Gulf of Maine is hard to beat.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
Portland is ok, but, yeah, this comment is pretty much on.
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The A's Really Stink
2 out of 3 a must
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions
Jack Cust shouldn't see a single strike
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Boston 3-4 at home so far
Against Oakland, Seattle, and KC.
bwa ha ha
by ChrisSimmsSpleen on Jul 10, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
OT: Royals trade for Yuniesky Betancourt
The reactions here are amsuing: http://www.royalsreview.com/2009/7/10/944941/royals-acquire-ss-yunieski#comments
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
Keith Law had a nice review...
“Betancourt does nothing well on a baseball field. He can’t hit and has lost bat speed since reaching the majors. He hacks at everything he sees, and even swings at pitches thrown to other hitters. He has next to no range at short. And he never hustles on anything, not balls hit in his direction, not ground balls he might have a chance to beat out (well, before he let himself go physically). Other than all that, he’s Honus Wagner.”
OT: Mets trade Ryan Church for Jeff Fran... wait for it
coeur.
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Could there have been two worse players traded in one day?
Is Church that bad in the field? How could Frenchy be an improvement?
If you're scoring at home
The Mets have now turned Lastings Milledge into Brian Schneider and Jeff Fancoeur.
Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
In their defense, Milledge has yet to do anything of relevance, so..
But, yeah, Frenchy is just bad. And when he says things like,“If OBP is so important, why isn’t it on the scoreboard?” then basically there is zero chance he turns his considerable talent into production.
...GameFAQs user?
That’s a popular meme there >_>
Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
So who wants to hear a tale of my psycho ex?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
So apparently firms google the names of their applicants before interviews.
And an ex I haven’t seen in three years has been keeping a relatively constantly updated list of the things she misses about me. Last updated on the 4th of July, numbering 54 things.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's where you ask how my interview went after the potential employer sees this.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Badly.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Why? People think you're great!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He was laughing too hard at me to take me seriously.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my.
This is a great story.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Copied and pasted and saved as a eword doc under "HolyCrapShesPsycho.doc"
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You could be the lawyer version of Patch Adams
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I don't watch Robin Williams dramas. Insomnia ruined him for me.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
This should be a fanshot/post.
It would be unstoppable.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It has since been taken down after I contacted her and unleashed a string of profanities.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
"I will grab you and swing you around by your cunthair" was one of them.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is reasonably funny.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be posting select portions throughout the night.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I am considering turning the list into a resume for prospective flings.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Start posting them or I'm never sending you witty quips again.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be paraphrasing so you fuckers can't try to google the phrases and cache the site
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Very easy.
Like her.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Like this:
26) As any lawyer does, he likes to bend reality but he never tries to hurt anyone with it; he only does it to protect me or those close to him.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
For the second time today: You never play the Ace on the first round.
Does no one play Spades anymore?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
How about this?
29) I shouldn’t dumb down his feelings for me. I’d like to think he genuinely cared for me, I mean, I hope. I don’t want to sound arrogant enough to think I was his one and only but at least he cared for me. My biggest wish is that he still does, if only even a little.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You say that as if we've never spoken before.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Next
36) His favorite holiday has always been Halloween. The man gets so damn excited when he starts talking about what he insists is the best day on the calendar, you can’t help but get excited. He’d blabber on and on about what he did in the last year, and then the year before—sigh I think I could listen to that for hours.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The fuck is wrong with her
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I wish I knew.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They're more of "Uh...that's everybody?"
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
moar
Jason McEachern tracker: 17 ip 11 h 2 er 0 bb 15 so 1.06 ERA
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh?
37) He was amazing with euphemisms. We’d have the most serious conversation going and he’d slide one in without me noticing (no pun intended).
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my god
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by Imperialism32 on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I made some serious progress in figuring out a very good formula to determine K rates
I ended up just focusing on the possibilities of a pitch; ball, ozone swing strike, inz swing strike, ozone foul, ozone in play, inzone foul, inzone in play, and called strike
It made my workday go a lot faster
I just got back from Bruno
I think I had a more productive day.
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't that great.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh it was
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It had it's moments but overall, meh.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
as good as borat
or better
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
To each his own...
I thought Borat was better.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He just likes gay sex
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Bruno is not for people
uncomfortable with their own sexuality.
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Like I said, it had it’s moments. Dick and Gay jokes are only funny for so long though.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
They never stop being funny.
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
whats the correlation?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Results coming next week?
Maybe StatCorner will start breaking down their pitch results as I did?
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What I did was adjust everything so it was a % of total pitches thrown
That was one of the pains. Quite a bit of the percents were based upon different things. I had to do some adjustments so they were all apples to apples.
Why? They allreay are % of pitches?
THe pain is that it may be a nice formula for xK%, but you have to manipulate the #‘s to get the %’s until a site makes it readily available
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Well that is the problem with any new metric
What I mean is say they have Z-Contact%
Basically what it really is on FG is the percent of contact on balls swung at inside the zone
I wanted the it as a percent of total pitches
- of pitches hit inside the zone/total pitches
And then going a step further and making it Inzone Foul Inzone Inplay etc
Right, they are metrics you can legitimately get the #s for with your own formulas
Would be nice to have a site that did the work for you, THen it woudl be easier to use the model
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Well of course
If a site just calculated the end result or the metrics needed to calculate the end result then all the merrier.
But really the goal is to get the best statistics as possible. FIP wouldn’t be any better or worse if it wasn’t on FG, same as tRA on SC. Obviously being on a popular site makes those numbers easier to get, easier to use, and more popular. But being on a site doesn’t make it more useful or powerful
I'm not knocking the metric
If I thought it a waste of time, I wouldn’t have helped. I’m just lazy:)
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This field will always have new things coming out
Getting them on a mainstream site is obviously a goal. But the real goal is improving baseball as a whole. Being able to predict K rates based upon the result of pitches is pretty powerful.
I like
the Newer Darth Price scroll down, you’ll see it
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
Apparently the Pirates are nearing a deal with the Indians
Freddy Sanchez => Cleveland
Grady Sizemore => Pittsburgh
Prospects involved…I’m waiting for the link.
Sign lady must die.
Oh snap, Chris Snelling is available again.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Pirates are looking at Abreu too.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They really don't want
to win this year.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
The Pirates?
They couldn’t have won this year.
Next Rays.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I sincerely
want to doubt that, but i am not going to.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
Their FO is pretty good.
They haven’t hit a ton of homeruns with their deals yet, but a few doubles.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
They have a long way
to go though, they are rebuilding.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
I don't think it was serious.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You now have as much credibility as MLBTR
Which told me Ensberg wasn’t signing with the Rays, yet he signed two days later.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this from a reputable source?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I had it but whoever posted it took it down...
It was from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would the Pirates want Sizemore after getting rid of the rest of their team?
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by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
aka it's bullshit
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ARE THEY RAPING EVAN
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
OT: ASG
Nelson Cruz fills in for Torii Hunter
Jayson Werth fills in for Carlos Beltran
Joe Mauer is in the Homer run derby
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
Hunter eh
so if Hamilton cant get healthy, CC starts
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
What a great pick, truely epic
Matt Bush has pleaded guilty to four counts of misdemeanor battery and misdemeanor reckless driving.
The charges stem from two separate incidents. It’s beginning to look like Bush was a poor first-round pick.
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Always assume anyone with the last name "bush" to be a walking
disaster.
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Lovin the Yankess/Angels matchup
A win gets us closer to 1st or in 2nd in the WC race
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Angels lost Hunter & Vlad, thems in trouble
by Transplanted on Jul 10, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
HAY GUISE WATS GOIN ON?
Seriously, BOS and NYY need to fucking lose
2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State
Reasonable Doubt.
If you don’t mind, post your crazy ex-girlfriend’s shit outside of that sub thread. I don’t feel like scrolling up and down throughout the GDT to read what a crazy cunt you dated.
THAAAAANKS.
I'll have to start a new subthread soon so it doesn't get squeezed by the margins
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fanpost!
You could edit them all at once.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
So much work.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Incidentally, working for her pleasure was Number 49.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't go through the rough to get on the green. Fairway only.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Works well with others
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was number 69.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man I wouldd much rather have Kennedy than Joe "big eyes" Dillon
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
I wouldnt mind Dillon if he didnt just take up space for us
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Zobrist is a bit better
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Neimann is good at home right?
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
Yes.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
we shouldnt be facing Hairston
im protesting
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
FUCK. AND. YES.
tboraysBTW, it’s “Turn Back the Clock” at Trop tomorrow — all the way back to the ’90s! Legends Roberto Hernandez, Rolando Arrojo to be here
Oh my heck
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how Roberto Hernandez and Rolando Arrojo are considered legends
2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State
I love how they won't be considered two of the better pitchers wearing "Rays" tomorrow.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
14 of them, as I recall
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember the 1998 All Star Game
“From the Tampa Devil Rays, Orlando Arrojo”
Ah, priceless
2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State
It was our greatest moment.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He was out
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
Booooooooo
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
No strikes no called out
what we ever do to these umps?
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Are you posting via telegram?
God. Stop.
Fucking Umps. Stop
Come on Jeff. Stop.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
eh?
I think I am missing something again
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Mitochondria, apparently.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
instantrimshot.com
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
very classy, just what I expect from you!
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
You were being very succinct and to me it sounded like a telegram.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
you gonna be here all week?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Tip your waitesses
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Enjoy the buffet
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Halloween amazing?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
WAIT. ARE YOU A GOTH LAWYER?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Not at all.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Judging from the two blown calls, I have a feeling this will be a VERY long series.
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Dewayne Staats is Dan Wheeler's in-law
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
themoreyouknow.jpg
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Peña says "Fuck your blown calls."
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Not a All Star
but he is one in our hearts
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
How are none of the comments in this thread green?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
Not from the ex, but equally incomprehensible.
age-ism is an ugly thing, but getting old is even uglier….but i choose to see the beauty in it and pretend i’m writing something worth reading…..seems to reach a mixed bag, doesn’t it? …..and then there’s this jealousy thing you got goin’, Wall! I know you want to be me with your spin, but there’s ONLY ONE ME, so you’re SOL….LOVE and Best Wishes for your Compensation being a good one! thanks for reading and following me around…..you must be my Sacred Clown…..iriitating as hell, but necessary to my aura and wholeness and balance and that sort of new-agey thing……you want more….sorry, I got a date…..and I’ll be watchin’ those Rays wit’ her….so happy about the sweep….now the A’s! I’ll bet you’re quite a writer your own bad self, Wall……manana, bad boy
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Is that a euphemism?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He's posting on your site, buddy.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The above was posted by our new best friend in the fanpost.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
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http://www.draysbay.com/2009/7/10/944551/the-guru-of-the-obvious-returns#18053482
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea, but I want him to be my friend.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not my friend?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Suttree you so funny.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I want him to be my dad?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What are the 50 things you like most about him?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, where to begin?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like he was smoking a fat blunt and was forced to do the commercial
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Woops
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
Hit a homer with this second chance, Beej, I dare you.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
He's on base, it works.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that was nice to see
keep hitting it to left, Holliday is dogging it
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Athletics:
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
True
His was out if anyone was paying any attention
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Man, they can't do anything right so far
Totally picked off.
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
LOLkland?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
I like this one the bestest
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes it is.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see the LOLcat thread on LL last night?
They stole Fiddlecat and put Jeff’s head on it.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I love this defense
Should of gotten Upton twice already
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OT: I had no idea that Brignac
had only struck out 30 times in 235 ABs and had upped his OPS to .832. Nice.
Hello.
He is regaining his deity status.
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Steal home. Please.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
CC is desparate to hit something
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
RBI
1-0 Rays.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Oh man he is so much better then lincecum!
My sample size is large enough.
Lincecum is the greatest ball player we will ever see play, besides barry bonds, don't even try and argue it.
He still almost missed it
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Giambi is gonna be fun to watch on D
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Next.
38) I may not have mentioned this before but he plays the sax. That fact is so sexy to me. I don’t know why but it is. He’s so damn good at it too.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
29) I love it when he farts and tells me "Oops, pooped a little." I'd cover my face in his shit if it'd make him stay.
by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
OH YOUR GOD.
I would rec this 25.3 times.
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
hhahah
to be honest, im only laughing because you made fun of ReasonableDoubt, we are not very close
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You shouldn't laugh. It'll make you tired.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH HAHHAHHHA
How do you think of this stuff?
So smart, you idiot.
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You ever have a girl write a list of things she misses about you three years after you dump her?
Thought not. I rule.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
So many 'HA's man, you need to conserve that shit
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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have to realize that fanpost brought this upon yourself to a degree.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
right
you guys go make some more holocaust jokes
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In due time. First I need to take a picture of myself in the mirror shirtless.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The top 10 are boring and generic.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
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http://www.draysbay.com/2009/7/10/944105/7-10-gdt-oakland-athletics-tampa#18054386
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I actually do play the sax.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Negative
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe it.
Chicks always love musicians. My guitars are practically magnets.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't make me reload this thread!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be gay, but I play the piano, guitar, harmonica and working at some other shit.
So, DRAYS BAY JAM SESSION.
YESYESYES
Guitar, Piano, Drums
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
NO FUCK YOU I'M THE DRUMMER
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That's cool.
I’ve played Piano for 12 years, Guitar for 5
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I play piano, drums, and sing. Used to play at the Sugarplum in Ybor until it closed.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
There are four people here who play...
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Backup.
No can lead. I’m too left-handed.
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I sing, but I can only pull off the deep Dean Martin stuff
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, it's a technical term.
Clitorsaximus.
by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You sir, are on fire.
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Really its just a small dick
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9 back and under .500
next for Jays is to watch out for the Orioles
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Niemann finally looks like a man, not a emo giant
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Giambi looked like a fat, slow emo giant.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
by Orlando Rays on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair.
A) It’s the A’s.
B) Nobody is saying “Trade him tomorrow!”
I don’t think at least.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
True, and the argument to trade him is certainly valued, but there's the chance
he does more of this swinging strike sexiness as opposed to fly ball outs. We just don’t know where his true talent is.
Right, but if someone is saying "Hey, trade him if someone overvalues his ERA" I don't think you can really disagree with that.
The odds of Niemann being as good as his ERA are probably pretty low.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, and if we get a good deal for him, then I'm all for it.
But, I don’t mind if he stays – unless he does actually blow up.
The pirates
are interested in Jeff Niemann.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
I would if he was involved in a trade for Halladay
god, I gotta get over that
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At least since the RIP PLK/Everybody went to Lakewood GDT
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I mean fucking everyone
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
WHAT IS MIKE MO UP TO?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
btw
FUCKING KYOANI. FUCKING HARUHI
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
No. It's an anime where repeating the same events 5 episodes in a row just to prove a point sounds like a good idea.
Either that or they’re the greatest trolls ever.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I'm not a huge anime fan, but Jin Roh is a fantastic movie.
Albeit the English subtitles are sketchy at times.
That's an awesome one.
Paprika is my current favorite actual movie.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
You must've really liked the hello kitty backpack a few years ago...
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I only go with LL Bean mothafucka.
My yellow FLCL shirt finally had to be retired recently ;_;
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Besides that one tree root rape scene its very poignant
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
You make another hentai reference and I ban SRQ.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
This is reasonable.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That would explain why he asked for a drawing of that girl's vag.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking joeybw, distracting us from this
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Being cockblocked by a man on the internet, God.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
If he can't stop that, he doesn't deserve pussy. Ever
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Yeah, because he really deserved it before.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ginger just liked fat guys apparently
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Omar Minaya: "One thing we like about Francoeur is the amount of games that he plays."
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Still don't understand that trade
WTF are the Mets thinking?
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One thing I dislike about Francoeur is the amount of games that he plays.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Or the fact that he swings at everything?
and I mean everything
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Frenchy strikes me as the type of the guy who whiffs down the bar skank line at the end of the night.
Until he settles for the fat friend stumbling home from a bachelor party… and gets HPV.
Hey man, my friend has HPV.
She’s RD’s ex crazy though so fuck it
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Jeff Francoeur
Perfecting the art of swinging and missing……at life
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Dewayne Staats Style:
“Wave and a miss, he struck his girlfriend out”
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
What type of music do you play?
If it’s anything like the Band. I think we’ll get along.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
On the piano, I learned through classical shit, Dr. John, and some jazz/bebop influenced stuff.
And of course I can play the Band’s stuff on the piano – doing inverted chords like Manuel and some of the solo’s Garth did on the key, though obviously not as well.
Guitar’s entirely self taught, a lot of Junior Kimbrough/The Black Keys modal type blues. Can play basic chord structures, triads, that sort of thing, though I’m better at phrasing with scales and single notes. And I can play slide.
Harmonia is pretty basic stuff.
I'm a rythm guitarist (hence the Townshend influence)
I consider myself to be pretty decent. Self taught as well. Piano I can do anything. I used to play in a restaurant and played from request all the time.
This could work.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just roll with two, three chord jams and we'll have a solid time.
Fuck, the Kings of Leon are popular and it’s entirely simple, boogie rock and roll.
AGREED.
I love playing Drowned from Quadrophenia with just my Ovation.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
2-3 chords with a break to a different set then back again.
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Right. Pretty standard blues stuff.
The trick to jams/ensemble playing is everybody being patient, picking out a basic beat, and finding space to fit in. Too many times I try to play with people and one guy has to start shredding from the get go.
Exactly.
We would fit in well.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why I play guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1t-AZ03oE
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Next.
39) His opinions would always challenge me. Our debates were infuriating in a fun way and they could always be considered incredibly sexy.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck, judges must LOVE you
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Factor in the accent, and yes they do.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"Oh monsioer judge, I believer you haven't seen exchibit d..."
zip
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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ahahahahahahahaha rec'd
But it’s a British accent
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
BRITISH PEOPLE CAN SPEAK FRENCH
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Mr ReasonableDoubt, you're in contempt....of my heart
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
As a tease, the next one is fantastic.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Meanwhile, at Tropicana Field
Jeff Niemann is busy being awesome
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Those curves were sick
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to say
He looks dominant, but I didn’t want to jinx him. Now if he hits the wall, it’s all on you.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
I'd feel a whole lot better if we could score a few more runs, though
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I think he's been throwing a lot of curves
it will be interesting to see the break down tomorrow.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
I don't know...I would bet it was Canseco.
The Hit Show was 2000 so it could be 1999.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck I cant remember 10 years ago
Was Sorrento ever an all star?
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No, but he may have been on our team.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
he was
In the old video games, him and Bubba Trammel were bash brothers for me
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Gaaawwwwd
Bubba Trammel – that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Stop
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
31) I love the way my mouth is raw after going down on his womble snout for 45 minutes until he meekly concedes he won't orgasm - it's like trying to eat a fire hydrant
by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd for womble
Words are fun
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womble snout?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Scientific term for the one-eyed trouser snake
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Going to hell for this.
40) I turned down so many guys because of him, because I only wanted to be his. No one else’s. God, I can’t even think about anybody else. I think that that says more about him than it does me. There’s this undeniable magnetism or an aura around him that I’ll never be able to understand. I know I’m repeating what I’ve already said but he’s absolutely a fascinating person. He is one of a kind. I know that phrase is overused but in this case it’s true.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Oh. In other words, she's ugly.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No, she was pretty hot actually.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
(shhh you're ruining my funnie.)
I was actually paraphrasing Futurama. The one with the Amazon women.
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a theory that all girls with a names are crazy.
Does this fit?
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Mine goes with any girls names who end with a vowel.
But no, this one doesn’t fit.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
....Fuck, that one also works
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It's uncanny.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So swallowing those pennies was a success after all!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
YIKES
Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I use their shampoo. It works well.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No wonder he attracts the fat bitches
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I wonder what a real-life version of the Chocolate AXE commercial would be like?
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Ants would fucking murder it
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I was thinking more like 2004 Dawn of the Dead
One guy made of chocolate running down the street. Every fat bitch in the neighborhood running after him like a Kenyan sprinter.
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by JMB on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vin Diesel made that movie
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57) Mmm, his mint chocolate flavor after a shower makes me gain 20 pounds, but it'll be worth it!
Though the other day he did say,“Watch out, fatty, you’ll spill your butter” when I tripped on a hair brush…
You're fucking killing it mang
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So who watches Sons of Arnachy?
I miss it, awesome show
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Speaking of crazy bitches
A girl just told me that her bf was bisexual, then said “He’d love to meet you”
What do I do?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Run
away
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
What, is he covered in acne or something?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you and P Brady talk about guys on a regular basis?
Is that before or after you finish shaving your legs?
More of like a deformed bear
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Dude
She didn’t say, "I’ve always wanted to do two guys.
She said, “My boyfriend is bisexual.”
A subtle, but important difference. Her looks become immaterial at that point.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Write a list of the things you like about him.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
this girl said she can't even masturbate to orgasm because their love is so strong
Really anything any of us need to know.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
.....wait, what?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
No, its probably because she's fucking crazy.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Other fun facts:
“My Sexual Orientation is probably him and women, honestly”
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
So she IS full of shit.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction: Add "Hot" to the beginning of that sentence
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
She's like a solid 7.5.
Manjaw being the main issue.
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Is her name Amanda?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Tranny?
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Show her your anime.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't need to see.
She’s fat, and likes to dress up as Sailor Moon though her mini skirt keeps getting caught between her rolling white thunder thighs.
Actually she's suicidal and bulimic.
Big tits though
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A regular at ComiCon.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have a hentai collection, actually
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Collette tells me Niemann's throwing a lot of curves and that they're pretty sick tonight...
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KK is like one of those dolls where you pull a string to make them talk
He says us like 5 things over and over
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CHU CHU CHU
THIS HAS BEEN ULALA FOR SPACE CHANNEL 5, SIGNING OFF
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Dwayne: "Kevin, what do you think of BJ Upton's performance tonight?"
Kevin: “I WAS A CATCHER FOR THE DODGERS”
fuck you, ReasonableDoubt
1 more, Niemann!
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Hey, fuck you, buddy!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Name a subthread I started that wasnt odd
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If Dale Thayer faced off against Giambi last year...
How many women in the crowd would get pregnant?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
I like that thought
but I suspect their price would be too high.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Response: Davis and Hellickson/McGee or hang up
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oh, you would?
nice, yeah, we arent trading him thought, later Bill
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wont happen
so I will just pretend McGee is a #1
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Next.
42) He has absolutely no idea how much he can mean to another person. He means everything to me. He is everything I could ever hope to find in another person. What he thinks of me matters more than what anyone else in the world thinks. I have always valued his opinion over all others. I don’t want to even imagine what he thinks of me these days.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
She broke it off or you?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I dumped her.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BRANDON INGE
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IN LOVE WITH A TRIPPER
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
I miss the HR's, Pena
shift that, jerk offs!
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Carlos
Wee, Screw your groundballiness Mazzaro!
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
Pat hitting away = Good sign
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Get on the trolley
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I could be wrong.
Just every time I hear that opening riff to black or white, I start cringing because I think John Cougar Mellencamp is about to start singing.
Sadly not John Cougar Concentration Camp.
So what you're saying is early 90's "Pop" wasn't original work?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Duh. It's John Mellancamp.
He’s incredibly average.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
How many AB's does MVB still need?
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Less like that one
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Niems
Wow
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Next.
46) Before I met him, I could see only the big picture of things. He always helped me see the subtleties in life and the things I’d never look at twice before we met.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
That is, actually, what she said.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Go back to the funny ones.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I never realized Bibles were so heavy
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no racism but I cant even see Crawford
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i was saying he is very dark
I guess I failed
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Yes, I know, that's why we said eyes shut. As in you can't see the whites...
Never mind, I’m not going to bother explaining my racist jokes.
Next.
48) He has these huge, beautiful, brown eyes. When he is looking at something really intensely or thinking hard about something, they turn very, very dark- almost black.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
NO ONE DENIES THIS
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHA I got you to respond to me. Fucker.
54 things.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
oh blow me
was she good at that?
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She was a champ. But too crazy for words, obviously.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
rot in hell, she may be stalking you dude
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Aww,you're concerned for my safety.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i hope you die
just be safe man, I cant lose you
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I'll be here long after you get too tired to live.
Because I have cells that regenerate.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i have no problem with you
as long as you know you are going to hell
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Are you joking?
I am making fun of my psycho ex-girlfriend by posting her creepy list of the things she misses about me to an internet site of baseball fans.
How could I NOT be going to hell?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
48b) I love his deep, long chuckle as he throws me over his shoulders and pretends I'm a feedbag!
48c) Though I don’t know what he means when he says he’s gonna make a bell ring in my stomach.
Hm. Anyone know a quick easy way to upload a picture and link it here?
Unlike P Brady, I serve up the goods.
Depends
Some people here use Photobucket. I use Windows Live Photos. Pick a service and go with it.
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They owe us 3 now
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Just when I thought you couldn't go any lower...you do something like this...
…..and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Because of the action that's not in the frame.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
....seriously?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
AND THE STREAK IS OVER
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that IBB to Peña worked out nicely, huh?
lol
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
I don't get why teams bother IBB any of our players.
You walk Longo or Pena, you have to deal with Zobrist or Burrell… who would be 3-4 hitters on other teams.
That's twice in the last few days
someone has made that mistake.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Hooray for no facts about population!
Or about anything in general!
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw facts...move it and I'll get season tickets - all the way here from Orlando :)
by Jason Collette on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Because you're the majority....
I’d go if it were closer to me too. But it needs to be the best for everybody.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Upon further review....
“We believe the stadium should be in downtown because we say so”
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh, you're here
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by P Brady on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S WHAT UP.
Face cut off because she still lives in the area and I don’t her new boyfriend murdering me when he gets out of jail.
No shit
I dont blame you for taking pics. I have dirty pics of all my ex’s. their so stupid for giving them to me hahaha
Next.
49) We had not talked for about a year but it felt like there had been no time passed at all when we talked. It didn’t matter how sad I felt, he made me laugh like a crazy person. He’s amazing. After all that time, he still made me laugh so hard. In 5 minutes he did what I can’t do in over a year: He made me want to loosen up. I felt like everything would be okay between us. With talking, and with time, maybe it’ll be okay.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
yeah....I never called again.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I did. Long ago.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, though
She’s probably rocking back and forth waiting next to the phone
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"Monsioeurjudge reinholt, I have clearly given you the gift of eroticism, but now may I give you the gift...of comedy."
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Damn, I have to upload it
but even the emo joeybw had a hot ex
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Twinsies!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
heh she was crazy also
she dumped me before we dated
“we have to break up’ – Her
“were dating?!” – Me
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Not the crazy ex, but she wasn't entirely sane either.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
and now for the importance of camera angles....
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3/4 overhead shot is the black
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Great GDT or GREATEST GDT?
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That's my schtick.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Another
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Dead behind the eyes
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Luck has not been on the Rays side today
by Transplanted on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You people sicken me. Relationships aren't just about getting off.
But about feeling love and building trust. All of which you have ruined in this thread.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
hahahahahahahahahaha
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how you're the only one to rec it.
I should’ve Selgy’d it up more.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You're just white and nerdy homes
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Yeah!
Boobs have feelings attached to them too!
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
fag
Women are things
They are here to be used
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See: Gay Converter in Bruno
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont know what you are saying but fuck you
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I'm agreeing with you.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I am used to being insulted
Now you are messing it up
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Rampage already fucked that girl
95% chance of that
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Winner
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There are words there?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy, I should probably get the shirts going.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MAN. PICTURE THIS.
Bright Green Shirt that has black text saying…. “I GOT REC’D AT DRAYSBAY”
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, and I wanna be drafted by the Rays as a joke.
Doesn’t mean either will happen.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You're really bad at it
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He gives you free content everyday
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Gee, I wonder why?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE THAT TRADE?
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Apparently
Somehow Navi git hit on the back foot
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TITTIES TITTIES LET ME SEE THAT ASS AND TITTIES
Swav or Die
For the lulz
by SRQman on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Asking ginger for pictures of her vag was both hilarious and sad
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Fuckin A
I wish I didn’t have a liver to kill
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Next
17) When he’s pissed, he does one of these two things: If we’re talking in person, he takes on a tone of almost frosty politeness. If we’re talking over e-mail, he’ll scream it out with ALL CAPS. I like the former better.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
"Well margaret, I disagree with your frothy positions!"
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"Well margaret, I disagree with your frothy positions!"
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Do not ever say I didn't do anything for you. I deserve to be modded for this.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Congratulations on being an authority figure
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I like how I'm an unlisted mod
Like Black Ops or some shit
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You don't do shit.
If it weren’t for kericr this place would be an animal house.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I do shit when shit needs to be done.
Deal with trolls. Call them cunts in warnings
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Lies
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Dawwww raspberries. Make it permanent!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Right Click. Save as.
Hell, I can copy and paste RaysProspects and call it a minor league update. That’s as much as Pafundi does.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Pafundi is going through some personal issues.
I’m guessing we’ve seen the last of him around here.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Does he have Terminal Rocco Disease?
I made a ribbon!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
TweetDeck tells me there's a 95% chance to win
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup
He’s been absolutely terrible for the last month and a half. I think they’d be better off DLing him and letting him get healthy and letting Aybar fill in.
well if we win tonight with all the incorrect calls
Of which there have been 3 already, we’re due for some evening out
by Transplanted on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
And Damn you Collette. I clicked through the photo to see who that actually was, came back, and my epic photo is hidden
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Well according to Duemig
Last time we skipped his start it got him out of his groove and he pitched bad. and you know he’s right
Be careful
He’ll call you a gutless puke in an e-mail
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Or
BigDogwdae say good night now a-hole. take your know it all ass back to blogsphere and stay there. I must have the lulz
Swav or Die
For the lulz
I MUST HAVE THE LULZ.
THE LULZ, I MUST HAVE THEM.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be sweet.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
That too. I should’ve saved that e-mail.
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Yup
Duemig actually e-mailed me calling me a gutless puke
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On second thought
I should have printed that bitch and hung it on my wall.. For teh lulz.
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Apparently the whole DRB + Duemig thing didn't work out.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I sensed a Buzzinger/Leitch type event.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The publicity would've been good.
But fuck I don’t want most of his listeners on this site anyways.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't meh me you mehing meher
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by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
CHICKS DIG THE LONGO BALL
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It's about fucking time!
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
YES!
Chad + Test Guy = WIN
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Finally, I stop failing at internet
Yeah, I hit this and yeah, she dates a cop now so cant really make a move……
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So she needed a man with a real stick I guess?
by Jason Collette on Jul 10, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
oh shes a whore
found out too late, but she was a clean whore, she moved on to her next target
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So she likes handcuffs?
Did you get tired of her?
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well you know, im always tired
but cut me a piece of that any day
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Gio Gonzalez
For all the pedigree, he’s been a giant piece of garbage in the bigs. The Homer Bailey of the AL if you will
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We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Fuck, who are we not scoring for tomorrow? Garza?
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Wait til he dumps his load to lay a foundation
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So there was the girl in the pic, some girl who made my trip to Miami so worth it
and Yankee ticket cunty (not cunty) girl
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do not have
at least on my computer
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How the Marlins came back from 7-0 last night
Seriously, WTF?
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They blew a 7-0 lead. 10 runs
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BRIAN ANDERSON FOR FULL TIME RAYS ANALYST
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO ACHIEVE THIS?
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KK put the anal in analyst
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Lesner's man tits jiggled
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I really wish Paul E. Dangerously would do his intros at UFC.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
WITH THE E...C....DUBBLE YOU
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, some guy went with "Just bleed" body paint. It was shitty.
And Frank mir didn’t look fat for once. In fact, dare I say, shredded.
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Yeah I had seen some videos of Lesnar training. That's why I said he didn't look like he was emphasising strength.
I kinda knew this beforehand. If he’s actually let himself get fat, he’s going to be in for a short night.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Hold on, lemme get a comparison
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If you exercised you could look like that
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You can't do that shit on the couch man
isn;t masturbation and cooking/gorging enough
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
A-Rods cousin and him at a meet and greet
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
This sport actually drug tests, though
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Yeah they test them out all the time
Dana White is on more shit than McGwire could shake a stick at
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Government testing month after, pre and post fight
Private company tests a few weeks out each way
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If I'm not mistaken, Lesnar went the other way. You have pics from that?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Looks barely chunkier, I guess
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Yeah, actually doesn't look that much worse.
I saw some videos where he had a full-blown gut yesterday. Guess they’re a bit old.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
With as big as he is, he probably coulnd't get much lower then that without sacraficing muscle mass.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
His cardio already suffers
Example: Herring fight
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So this is a true story after I left the bar
I stopped at the gas station to get some beer and condoms. They had them behind the counter so I was bullshitting with the guy. He ends up ringing up just the rubbers and I got a free 6 pack of 60 Minute IPA. A savings of 11 bucks
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The way he hurt himself was pretty telling
his career is in its death trows
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
He realizes they're old, right?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh heyyy
28) He is so mysterious and there is very little to be gained from poking into his history like I tried to. You will just get a polite ’Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out,’ which is what I deserved BTW. Never ever push someone like I tried to. It’s so very disrespectful and I don’t blame him if he is a little disturbed by it.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
How do you mean?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
/shrugs
I put up with a lot of shit
Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy
by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FUcking british all have seedy pasts
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
So this girl is an only child?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
She seems quite self important
That must have been fun, I bet she let you put it in her butt.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
"let" is probably too strong a word.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"Couldn't struggle enough" may be closer
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
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when Shouse comes back, the softballer Bradford must go. He fools no one, except perhaps Andrew F.
Posted by: mockdraught | July 10, 2009 at 09:21 PM
Sign lady must die.
hell yes
get him his 2nd CGSO if he can do it under 15 pitches
by Jason Collette on Jul 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I say run him out tomorrow
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
schedule says it is on mlb.tv
But I’m guessing even though it isn’t on tv here, it will be blacked out for FL subscribers.
Smells like proxy server time
by Jason Collette on Jul 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no need for that
Just find a proxy server that isn’t FL or NoCal based and you can hook up thru mlb.tv to watch the game. I wish they’d just join the game in progress after 7p
by Jason Collette on Jul 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I'm blacked out in NY
I was earlier in the year
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We need pictures of the Rays..err..Devil Rays
OFF THE WALL, GUISE
2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State
Evidently some people think Frenchy at Citi Field will work
lolz
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oh thats hilarious
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I should have saved the bikini one for last, but what the fuck ever.
by Suttree on Jul 10, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Amazing.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Pants...tighter....
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Wee.
MONTGOMERY, AL – The Biscuits blitzed the Tennessee Smokies and posted their most lop-sided win of the season, 15-1, on Friday night at SmokiesPark. With the win, the Biscuits claimed both the current four-game series and also the season-series with Tennessee.
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Coleman was chased in the fourth inning as the Biscuits broke the game open. Gaetti singled with one out and Coleman walked J.T. Hall to put two aboard. Drew Anderson then singled to load the bases for Desmond Jennings. Jennings walked on four pitches to push home a run as Gaetti scored. Bowers then sent a ground ball to third base that Marquez Smith attempted to come home with, but threw away, allowing two more runs to score. Both runs were unearned, but Coleman departed the ballgame, trailing, 7-1.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Bannister vs Lester
I’m surprised it wasn’t 11-0
by Jason Collette on Jul 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Would Niemann be the only Ray P/ with 2 complete games.
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
Tunnel Baby is about to murder this thread once and for all
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
J.P. Peterson wanted to trade B.J. Upton for Dontrelle Willis.
His baseball opinion is weak.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It was after the 2007 season.
Look at the numbers. I called him crazy.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Check your source
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Have they booed him before and I'ven ever noticed it?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Something about Roids and being on the Yankees previously.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Suzuki killed the fun, get Giambi
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
5
5 shitty calls against the Rays tonight
My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.
CGSO CGSO CGSO
Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy
by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
RAYS WIN CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO CGSO
2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State
If we dont have such a sexy SS, he gives up runs
Yay Niemann! Yay Barty!
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
I fucking love our infield....and outfield
Now, if we can get a different catcher…
2009 Rays Baseball: Still Kings of the Sunshine State
As for tmw, I think we will only miss 52 mins
it will go on at 7
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
i dunno lately, it joins in after 7
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Navi with the pie...again
Someone get the fat fuck away from the pie already
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