How to pick up chicks 101

by SRQman on Jul 19, 2009 7:32 PM EDT

Lesson of the day with the professor of love Evan Longoria......

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"Oh hey Erin!"

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"Oh you know just chilling at the hotel tonight..."

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"Well maybe we could......."

 

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"So you are room number..."

 

 

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"The fuck Joe?!"

 

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"So you wanna hang out with both of us?

 

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"OH GTG BYE!"

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The fuck Joe?!

Only would have been better if it was Maddon.

I could be wrong though

by staplemaniac on Jul 19, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

LMFAO

This was great

by Doug09 on Jul 19, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

1/10

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

This

I also now know who to rat on regarding a certain peeping tom.

I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 19, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

by daveh33 on Jul 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erin Andrews = Slump Buster

Representin' the West Side of Mulberry!

by SeanDubbs on Jul 19, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

so it was Joe... peephole Joe should be his new nickname

by daveh33 on Jul 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stuff.

In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!

by thebaddancingraysfan on Jul 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Mauer is a cockblocker.

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 19, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a pretty sweet video you took with your cellphone camera through the peephole bro.

Support the Type Strong Movement, Like This Little Lady Does
Let's work together to combat Terminal Rocco Disease.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 20, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

haha

by walkoffwalk on Jul 21, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

did SRQ get arrested?

by BrendanHarrisLives on Jul 21, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jul 21, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be wary of erin andrews naked video links

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Erin-Andrews-Naked-1008279.aspx

by usfraysfan on Jul 21, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

those hacker bastards

…so just checking, did anyone manage to save the vid?

i only saw like 2 of the parts, and there are 4 right? [or 6?]

by daveh33 on Jul 22, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

If you want lessons in picking up the ladies, please ask mr. stpetelawyer for advice…he is playing way above the rim

by stetlawyer on Jul 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

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