Nicknames?

by Price14 on Jul 23, 2009 2:00 PM EDT

I'm always trying to think of new nicknames for our Rays players. My father always enjoys screaming at the television when they screw up so he likes to have an arsenal of nicknames. I know this is kind of a bad time for this thread because whe are so close to the trade deadlein but does anybody got any good original nicknames?

My favorite on this board so far is Gabe Krapler.

I got: Carl Crawfish, Carlos Jalapena (via poster) Jason Fartlett, Reid Bringsnacks. I know most of those are cheesy.

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by matthan on Jul 23, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions

BJ Lazyton; Pat the Fat; Dioner Fatvarro; Gabe is Gross; Gabe Krapplyjewface; Carl Crawlazy; Evan Long-boria; Jason Mulatlette; Ben Zobfat; Fatlos Pena

Michel Fatnandez; Joe Dillweed; Wily Gaybar

Gay-mes Shields; Fat Garza; Scott Kaz-queer; David Plazy; Jeff Niewoman; GayP Howell; Dan Queerler; Grant Ballfour; Joe Neslob; Chad Badford; Randy Scroate;

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs

rec'd so hard

Kap-rilla???

by Sveet on Jul 23, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions

This might be the funniest thing I have ever read, I'm almsot in tears

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 23, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions

I was the same

I am at work and was crying trying to hold in all out laughter

Kap-rilla???

by Sveet on Jul 23, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions

ahaha that's great

by Doug09 on Jul 23, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions

don't forget DRaysGay

by davidsmarch on Jul 23, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions

I prefer DGayBay

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For the lulz

by SRQman on Jul 23, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions

What about RJ Lamerson?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Jul 24, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions

Johnny "Powerbottom" Comeback

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 24, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions

I think

those were some of the greatest things ever written on the internet

by Price14 on Jul 23, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions

My personal ones...

Grant Balfour – Saucy Aussie, Fire
Randy Choate – Well, self explanatory.
Matt Garza – Pharoah, or Cobra
JP Howell – Iceman
Dale Thayer – Dick Duster
Gabe Gross – Disgusting
Willy Aybar – Big Willy Time
Pat Burrell – OMGWTFPTBBBQ

Sign lady must die.

by EminenceFront on Jul 23, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions