I can't wait to see how many times he uses the words "Rickey Henderson". He might just save someone else the trouble, and introduce himself.

Rickey indicated earlier in the week that he might not even write a speech. He's probably just going to wing it. Even if he had a speech, what are the odds of Rickey reading what's on the paper in front of him? Or knowing how to read? This is easily the most anticipated moment in all of sports history.

For the fans watching at home, here's a fun game: Every time Rickey Henderson refers to himself in the third person, take a shot.