stpetelawyer got married tonight!!

by stetlawyer on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM EDT

Hey...I am a long time reader and a first time poster...just wanted to let you all know that our buddy STPETELAWYER married a WOMAN(!) tonight. good luck buddy!

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pics or it didnt happen

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I will leave that up to him

by stetlawyer on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions

actually her!

by stetlawyer on Jul 3, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions

Congrats!

Kaz/Shields/Garza/Sonny/Price/Davis/Hellickson-necessitate a drool cup or a 7 man rotation

by CubFanRaysaddict on Jul 3, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions

Mazel tov.

RD over and out.

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 4, 2009 7:43 AM EDT reply actions

I got laid last night! It was your mojo!

Seriously tho, congrats.

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Scott Kazmir 5. Jeff Niemann

by joeybw on Jul 4, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions

So she wasn't cunty?

Swav or Die
For the lulz

by SRQman on Jul 4, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Nope

Finally stopped blue balling me!

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Scott Kazmir 5. Jeff Niemann

by joeybw on Jul 4, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow so it was the same chick?

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned BJ suck-off-er. (Good call Sandy)

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 4, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

hey i dont wanna hijack stp’s thread now

Rotation: 1. James Shields 2. Matt Garza 3. David Price 4. Scott Kazmir 5. Jeff Niemann

by joeybw on Jul 4, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Congrats

Did you get the Massey prenup?

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by Brickhaus on Jul 4, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions

Well done sir.

by rglass44 on Jul 6, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Congrats to Stpetelawyer....What is the relationship between stpetelawyer and stetlawyer?

by walkoffwalk on Jul 4, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions

We are good friends. He turned me on to this site 2 years ago and I have been viewing religiously, but not commenting. I enrolled to tell you that he got married. I may never be heard from again. BTW… stpetelawyer is a lawyer who practices in St. Pete. stetlawyer is a different guy…who went to stetson.

by stetlawyer on Jul 4, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions

reply fail

Matt Garza on his famous Count von Count impression:
"One strike, two strike, three strikes, you're out Ah ha ha ha"

by 4QB on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm Sorry to hear that..

He will be in our thoughts and prayers

by Rjw123 on Jul 5, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, just checked out Draysbay after a weekend of honeymoon bliss and I find this

Thank you all for the well wishes. My marriage seems to have caused a Rays losing streak, but I think that will end tonight. The wedding was great and all that good stuff. I’ve been trying to get Stetlawyer to comment for years. Be careful what you ask for…

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink WAY too much of it.

by stpetelawyer on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions