7/9 GDT: Toronto Blue Jays @ Tampa Bay Rays
Toronto Blue Jays at Tampa Bay Rays, Jul 9, 2009 12:08 PM EDT
So uh, the Yankees should go ahead and lose a few games here.
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G'morning RJ--these noon games
force your ass out of bed early
Prediction:Aybar at 3B today
Is this...INSIDE INFORMATION!?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's your guess?
Longo has looked awful for the last month and Aybar is a good LH bat
Nah, I wouldn't be suprised. We just haven't seen Purpguy in a while.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
@LAA this weekend
hopefully the twins can hold off a sweep and win today and the Angels can take 2 out of 3. That would be nice
Kap-rilla???
They Rays need to win on the road, it's as simple as that. They'll never catch them if they're only winning consistently at home, because all good teams do that.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
If the Jays have any hope of salvaging the season and trying to get back into the playoff race, they have to win this game.
Halladay on the mound going up against our (right now) worst starter, and a road game. They’re in freefall right now; if they can’t stop the bleeding here, they won’t be able to stop the bleeding.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I'm gonna say they are done no matter what
Just can’t see them playing 8 games better then the Yanks from here on out. So many other teams to jump too
Kap-rilla???
Fell asleep around 4
Yay for noon games !
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Maybe Brooks?
I’m not sure.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I thought fangraphs too
I’m trying to do some research on K% and BB% but I dunno where to get Foul%. It sucks cause it is so easy to export data from fangraphs. If it is on something like statcorner then I may just have to omit it due to time constraints and the pain in the butt to match up all the data. It woudl suck since Foul% is probably fairly important.
Are you bitching about statcorner again?
I get it you don’t like that you can easily steal the data that they work so hard on. 3 years ago, scratch that 2 years ago, we had to do just about everything by hand. It’s Evolution, baby!!!
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't call it bitching
I’m just not going to spend tons of hours trying to get the data organized. I love the stats there, the interface just isn’t user friendly. Like I was able to consolidate tons of metrics for qualified on fangraphs across numerous years into excel pretty easily. Trying to matchup those pitchers would just be a pain.
Talking out of my ass, but
I’m pretty sure FanGraphs gets funding, whereas StatCorner is a labor of love. I could be wrong, but if you want them to have better accessibility, get out your checkbook.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
That is the thing
I don’t think it is a matter of funding. It is just a matter of how they chose to do it. What metrics they decide to use on what leaderboard. How they restrict the data; by IP, qualified, or Xouts. How they report pitchers that switched teams midyear, etc. That is what makes comparing across the sites tougher.
Like I said different isn’t really better or worse.
It wont' be as hard as I thought
Hopefully my results will be okay.
You should tell Graham and Matthew that they need to be more like fangraphs
Let me know their response.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I like it the way it is, you're the one with beef.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Like I was able to consolidate tons of metrics for qualified on fangraphs across numerous years into excel pretty easily.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I could do that on statcorner
I don’t think you are reading what I am saying. The problem is combining the data from the two sites.
If I just wanted foul% sorted by year I could easily do that off statcorner. That isn’t hard.
The problem is matching up the pitchers from one site to the pitchers on another site. Say I wanted to look at 2005 pitchers Zone% against their Foul%.
Did you just try sorting by name?
Usually I’ll just do that for 2 sets of data and then lining them up and deleting the redundant name column, you may have to go in and manually add data for some guys or just leave them out.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Well that is essentially what I'm doing
I’m using qualified on FG, so I’m essentially guessing the Xout that gets me closest to the qualified number. And then sorting by name and deleting the ones that don’t match.
It's not a crazy ton of work
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it isn't the worst
Although I’m doing from 2009 to 2002
I take both sets of data, place them on different pages.
Sort by last name asc/desc, then copy paste.
Or you could just use vlookup.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
You have to remember that StatCorner isn't even a year old, and it's being handled by a few people who are doing it as a side project.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I'm not saying they do a bad job
They leaderboards aren’t that user friendly. It is what it is. It isn’t there fault. Fangraphs and statcorner just use a different interface.
I’m saying from my POV it would take literally all day, if not more, to be able to match up the foul% for each pitcher across like 8 years based on qualified pitchers.
Frankly the main issue is matching up the pitchers to pitchers. Statcorner can do it by xouts, whereas i’m using qualified.
Essentially different isn't bad.
It just makes it a pain in the butt to compare metrics only held at one site against another.
Seriously bro, vlookup.
If you need help learning how to use it, email me or Glass. He taught me how to use it.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
When is his next class?
That is next on my list on my way to becoming a POWER EXCEL USER
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm looking at it now
It looks very helpful and something I’ll definitely use. Thanks for the heads up.
The only issue I can see is how the names are sorted. When I export into excel on fangraphs in column A it is “James Shields”; however in statcorner they have a colum A for last name and column B for first.
Hm.
Is there a way to split one cell into two?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you serious?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Im curious also...
I don’t think you can do it unless it was merged previously
Like can you take A1 that has
“James Shields”
And then break it up so it is
A1 James
B1 Shields
Yes
Text to columns
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Separate by space, finish
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You can.
You’re talking about the opposite of “Merge Cells” right?
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty easy?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/excel/HA011498511033.aspx
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know you could actually do it?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT KIND OF BASEMENT DWELLING NERD!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It isn't his fault
Calculators don’t have text
But that really looks excellent
I’m going to use that all the time now.
Yeah, that's how he created FIP+ in like a day.
With park factors and all.
Beats the hell out of manual entry.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
They were probably partying with Longo last night
I could see Scutaro trawling for 4’s while Rolen and Burrell show the kid how to swing.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Not sure.
I just heard that Inge and Victorino are in the lead. I’m guessing the odds of getting Los in is slim to none.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I wish MLB would just post the totals instead of using subjective terminology to describe how close they are.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
In other words, if Carlos is really out of it, I'd vote for Kinsler because I think he deserves it more than Inge.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Inge deserves it
Ballot box stuffing makes us no better than the animals in the northeast
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree.
Sucks though. I would have been nice to see the entire Rays infield in one inning.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I've probably always over-rated Inge just because I like his style
Stellar defense wherever you put him, willing to play all over the diamond, never a bad word said, I guess he reminds me of how I played, Kinsler had a hot start, but I think he has flown out 37 straight AB’s. He’s just trying to club dingers right now.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, he got a little cunty last year about having to play catcher again.
But, in his defense, this was when the team was fielding Miggy at third, Renteria at short and Guillen at first. He had room to bitch.
There you go. See below.
love, EF
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
so you admit that you suffer from roid rage and brain damage from flying headbutts.
good choice for a mod.
(THAT WAS A JOKE, BTW, PLZ TO NOT BAN ME KERICR SIR)
So long, Sweet Lime!
I also choke out my kids and wife and hang myself with machine weights. You forgot about that.
But I walked right into that last one. Good jorb.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Gifbin has been so quirky lately.
It makes me sad.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Just copy image location and put in new tab
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
tee hee
there was a match on an old raw, i think it was during the time they tried to compete with the wcw cruiserweights, in which mr aguila (essa rios) fought super crazy (i think it was super crazy) and aguila whiffed on a clothesline by 4 or 5 feet, but crazy sold it anyway.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Maybe this will help. Actual URL instead of the direct one.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching last night's game
Burrell is really getting good wood right now, Navi needs to keep up his discipline, and Zobie smoked that homer.
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I like that PtB is ripping liners now instead of only warning track flyouts
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Work is for chumps.
Fun is for chimps.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of sign lady, I saw her in the halls of Tropicana Field last night.
I would have stabbed her, but my friend held me back.
Your friend is now my enemy.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
This is why you'll never join the DRB HOF
Take one for the team once in a while. Even Dorn stepped into one.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I think my claim to fame is the history of Fiddlecat.
That was a great day.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I appreciate the fact that he keeps his job despite mocking children.
My friend and I were deliberating putting together a blow-by-blow analysis of the Rays Team. Still haven’t figured out if they’re over 18.
they are
they’re models from some agency in the area. apparently some of them can’t be scheduled together because of shared hatred.
/inside information’d
So long, Sweet Lime!
Some are terrible, others are cute.
But they all seem very, very small, which is why I keep thinking they’re like 16.
I make pictures :D
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, they were jarred loose when she caught me balls deep in the rabbit hole your mother calls a vagina.
You've already used this you piece of repeating shit
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes
You said it when I told you my mom was dead.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
What's goin on in this LAN Party?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 11:53 AM EDT reply actions
LANpartyyousuck.txt
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry that link should go here:
http://www.chaoticmux.org/photos/group/dorkathon03/Dorkathon%205%20-%20LAN%20Party%20-%2005.jpg
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Look at all those cords
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for CTRL+C, CRTL+V my post.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
You steal my words.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Headphones status: Left at home
NO RADIO FOR ME
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
That is why I work at home
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you work at home because you're unemployed
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I got a raise so that I wouldn't quit
It’s nice to be loved.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
4 bags of Pizza Combos a day, up from 3?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I did get a slice of breakfast pizza today that was the bomb
More like $24+ an hour
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He gave 3 happy endings today.
That’s his cut.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
MY HOURLY WAGE
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What would he do with his other 20 pitches?
Foul balls?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
David price's
fastball is too fast to be realized by the jays hitters.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
No hitter
Allow me to be the first to call it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
ATTN SUTTREE
When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a “Mazel Tov!” Kournikova’s response: “I am not Jewish. Can’t you see my cross?” Oy vey.
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
/hates a shitload of jews
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Finally we have a real catcher starting
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions
Doc throws with his right hand??????????????????????????????
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude I know about the whole "Platooning" concept
Spare me. I just missing seeing my mensch out there.
It's better if you don't use words like "mensch" here. It tends to generate 40 posts from Suttree about "international bankers"
and 40 posts from SRQ about “HITLER RULZ LOL”
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, you know who I haven't seen around here lately? JoeyBW. Whatever happened to that guy?
Hope he’s doin ok
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
Someone called him Joey and he finally snapped
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What's up with us throwing a bunch of two seamers?
and price’s declined velocity?
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
/does quick calculation
Might be 2 words.
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
/grubs a shitload of money
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Hickey bad
I can’t tell by the number of Hickey related posts
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
92-93
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Now it's 95 and they clock me and watch me shine, lookin like I robbed Liberace
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/feels the same way, consequently throws up a finger
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true.
But Doc Halladay does nothing for me.
He will always be Doc Brown in my head.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF???
I swear espn is a bunch of boston homers- good god, we had a much better game than them and it shows them on the front page
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
god damn cave men
they all look the same
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
CC: "Come get a Kaz bobblehead. It's your only chance to see him come close to losing his head in a Rays uniform."
UM………did CC just make a funny?
So are the Braves...
Man is that team white
Haha, you're bad at eugenics
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
HISPANIC ISN'T A RACE
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Race is a social construct anyway.
There is no such thing as race genetically.
Tools Whore
James Watson begs to differ
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
With a black manager.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the canadians
They like being white
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
And he's not here.
I’m keeping it warm.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Banning Hentai is like banning all porn
Impossible and stupid
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I enjoy watching the black stallions run!
Tools Whore
Baller Status: From head to toe
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
Let it be known
no matter what happens now we were ahead in a Price vs Halladay game!
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
So a little OT for the current situation
but I see price at 91-93? Is there a consensus as to how far off the in-park radar is?
we fuckin their shit up nicely here
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
YOU ALL AND YOUR SHIFT CAN SUCK IT.
Note: May or may not have actually been in a shift, but I still feel this way.
Good lord I'm tired of this umpire.
His strike zone is wildly inconsistent.
Tools Whore
Watching on MLB.com Gameday
Strikes 2 and 3 were outside… Eric Gregg Memorial Wide Strike Zone in effect?
At least that would help Price. He could just pound them with sliders and get calls.
No idea. But Ben had two called strikes that at bat and neither were in the strike-zone.
BJ had a strike called on him that was not a strike.
Price also benefited from a call, but later in the same at bat threw a pitch down the middle that was called a ball so it evened out. He’s been terrible.
Tools Whore
No Dewayne, you can't compare them.
Crawford is an outstanding defender, Pena is average. Pena plays a weaker position. Their offense being close isn’t very good for Pena.
well that was a generous call for a guy who needs no help
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
PAT THE FAT YOUR FAT AND BAD
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
Navvy on the other hand...
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
YES HE PROBABLY IS
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way Rob I'm aware the team is "still in St. Pete", I know this because the stadium is still only half full during the weeknights...
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
KT, the team is STILL in St. Pete, so go suck and egg. This game is tied not because of Kazmir, but because of Balfour. He is the reason. As for Kaz, are you watching the game? The strike zone has gone from large for Toronto to small for Kaz. It’s ridiculous.
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It is ridiculous
Kazmir is a golden calf.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Kazmir walked off the mound btwn innings like his dog just died, as slowly as possible to draw attention to himself.
When (if) he ever grows up he will be a MUCH better pitcher. Listen to Cito, Scott – he saw the way you REALLY pitched
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You're making me want to make it rain body parts
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
is it a tobbaco free game thread?
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
LOOKING
Into the Wall : Sarcasm for the Soccer Guy
by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
Bitch I'm live, fuck the other side.
And you can tell by my red-ass eyes that I’m high
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
Also not a strike.
Strike zone is the size of a chalkboard today. Pound them away.
Some of you people crack me up.
It’s easy to tell you’re people who jumped on the wagon last year because you pretend to know how Scott Kazmir pitches pre-2008 Kazmir was a dominate pitcher who had a wicked slider and a mid-high 90’s fastball.
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
KAZMIR HIT 97 REGULARLY
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Kaz is an emo cry baby........the people in my generation are such pansies sometimes
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Kazmir used to throw 91-94 regularly, and could touch 96 and 97
and he’d have occasional outings where his fastball would sit mid-90s the entire outing. Not to mention, he had that devestating slider.
Hello.
What I remember most about good kaz
were the Red Sox outings….oh so nasty.
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Jul 9, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Today was an afternoon game?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
At least I wake up before noon
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Rays problems solved
Kazmir has no excuses now. He just stinks. Trade hi and grab a couple of rookies and put Niemann in his spot. When Sonny develops his sinker he’ll be back. Longo needs to go on a 15 day DL and play Aybar. Bring Davis up – get a fell for the bigs.
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
Is this from the heater?
and i hope fell means feel.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
The heater is passe'
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddon is a genious, he wants Price to concentrate on the fast ball, he will get crushed.
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Davis needs a fell? Get him Life-Alert
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
ouch
that would be nice to have
Just imagine him in Niemann’s spot (no Price isnt being demoted)
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
Impressed they are making Halladay work
just K, Michel
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
M&M: 6IP, 5H, 1ER, 6K, 0BB
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Is that Matt Moore?
I like it whoever it is.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, the Tampa Tribune is good at knowing baseball
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
Goebbels could have used a guy like Joe Henderson.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The nightmare scenario, The Sudetanland traded to England for Jews and Expressionism!
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The time is now Winston
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Neville
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Neville Chamberlain is the Anne Frank of English history
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Anne Frank is the Hall and Oats of the resistance
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
If her family wasn't prostituting her out to Nazi soldiers I might have a little more sympathy.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that's some bizarre revisionist history right there
4.5/5
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you think they lasted so long
Nazi’s are smart, they can smell jew blood through walls, floors and bricks.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
For those with TV tuners on their PCs at home.
I’m watching the game at my office using Orb.com.
M.V.Z. Most Valuable Zorilla!
I don't know if more than one can watch
But if not you get the boot and sorry about your luck.
M.V.Z. Most Valuable Zorilla!
Roy Kazmir?
46 pitches through 2
"Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me." -Dusty Baker on OBP
Halladay is at 46 pitches
keep making him work, I wonder which lefty will be first out of the pen
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Argh
Pena still in 4th
if he wont win, fine but he needs to be ahead of Figgans
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Figgins has been a bit underrated
as a leadoff for the guy, 24 steals for the half season, and he’s on pace for over 50.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
Yeah, Howell for starter
is going to work out:
yodascoutPosts:5337
Howell should be a starter … you would get 5 to 6 good inning out of him almost every time.
Sonny from the right side … J.P. from the left … Have Price pick up Sonny to finish.
Have Nieman pick up J.P. to finish … Price, Kaz & Shields round out the rotation. We might
win the whole enchilada if they used that set up.
As it stands now … I would wager we run out of pen pitchers in late August based on how
Joe is using them now. Kind of reminds me of Pinhead without the volatility
Amazing Howell, Don’t ask me for the link
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Yoda is amazing.
He’s used constantly criticize the Rays for not signing 30 year olds dominating the Mexican Leagues.
Tools Whore
Hahaha.
Fair enough. I don’t read the Heater, so I was unaware.
Tools Whore
Oh so
this explains a lot- go to the end of page 2- he don’t hate maddon
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Eduardo Perez hit 2 homers in one game
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
and because he happened to be right on one Mexican Leaguer
Joakim Soria, he thinks every Mexican Leaguer with sexy stats should be signed.
Hello.
Rod Barajas is so fast.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Ugh I have that damn poker face song stuck in my head
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love game stuck here
"Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me." -Dusty Baker on OBP
As if you're picky about what kind of balls you like
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking of being a dirty old man for halloween ala Jackass 2
Anyone know where I can get some old man balls?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 9, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The Villages or Sun City Center
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Michel for Price's C plz
He frames better than our love able fatty
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That third pitch to Bautista
should have been strike three based on the strike zone from the first two innings.
I dont wanna hear about Evan stroking it
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You're not a real fan, then
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
but I was about to make a long ass post about not being a real fan!
ruined it again, RJ
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you yankee troll
why are you on here?
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I am so sad I missed that debacle.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We could unhide it, but honestly it's pointless.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you dying of
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I got the Rocco disease but a worse case
made a fan post about that about a year ago
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Have you Made a Wish yet?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah I wish to stop discussing this
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Dude, you could have Jessica Alba and Megan Fox. Together.
And you waste your wish on this? Laaaaaame.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish granted! Can't take it back now!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Broken
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Had a feeling
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
it was seriously a very lame, short exchange of words
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Wow, Halladay is really off
Did Joe steal his brain and swap it with David’s?
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
That wasn't even close to strike three
At least it’s kind of consistent.
I'm very annoyed by this strike-zone.
It’s Greg Maddux’s zone cira 1995.
Tools Whore
^circa^
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if when Morgan does shoot self in face, what comes out?
I’m guessing some dust and straw, maybe a tired old mouse.
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I'm not sure if this checkers commercial is racist or not.
I’m leaning toward yes.
"What the hell is a Labradoddle?"
If you don't watch this you hate the troops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjfbS_Kj-J0
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Are you kidding.
Bad Bay II came out in an unrated version delux edition.
"What the hell is a Labradoddle?"
Bad Boys II is one of the greatest movies of all time
/drives an H2 to an island
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I spend about 20 minutes a day telling people how much I hate Braucheimer because of that movie.
They murder about 30 people without so much as an investigation. They don’t even get supsended with pay.
"What the hell is a Labradoddle?"
Also drive through an entire shanty town killing who knows how many poor people.
This is quickly explained away as “this is where the drug dealers make drugs”
Meanwhile there is laundry hanging up and kids kicking a soccer ball in the background
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And the next day I watched Pearl Harbor.
That peice of shit is a close second.
"What the hell is a Labradoddle?"
I have never watched a Jerry Braucheimer film or show since this.
I left the room when my girlfriend watched Pirates of the Carribean and CSI.
"What the hell is a Labradoddle?"
People tell me about these Transformers movies
I tell them I would rather be lit on fire.
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Michael Bay directed all of those movies that you mentioned that you hated
Bruckheimer was the producer
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Never watched "Pirates" and only CSI: Miami
but Bad Boys II was the single most enjoyable movie experience i’ve ever had.
(note: i saw it at baywalk)
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
/hilariously breaks up KKK rally
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don't tell me
your thinking of making a kitty price meme.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
NO, but you just gave me a great idea.
PRICE PUPPY POWERRRRRR.
Scrappy David!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
We already have Puppy Power for Barty

We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
THERE'S Velociraptor Jeebus
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Or Pittsburgh.
If so, we need a fanpost of this.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
^Jesus^???????????????
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been a while since I described a violent way for you to kill yourself. Your performance today is pushing that.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Because nobody likes Grammar Nazis
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
I don't hate jews
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
But I hate yous
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Score more runs
Do it for joeybw
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Zorilla is powerful AND fast
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Just wait until they rob someone for him.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ricciardi is insane, but he's not that insane.
Trading Halladay to the Yanks/Sox signs his pink slip.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Halladay mentoring Strasburg for the next 5 years would be insane.
They’d have to lock him up, but why wouldn’t they?
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I hate strasburg
he makes price look like well… nothing.
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Then Halladay's arm will fall off while Phil Hughes has a revelation, Cano becomes the next Pujols and Montero...who the fuck is Montero anyway?!
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Jesus Montero
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus Montero is some beast of a hitter
if he can work on D behind the plate, scary
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So a jaso
type-hitter
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yankees are pulling a Santana
not gonna pay the price in dollars and spects
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Nice one Barajas
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
Chase for 30/30
17 homers and 10 steals
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He needs to catch up on the steals.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
A CC game would be nice
6 steals in 1 game
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Yeah. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN AKA STEVE WILLIAMS
THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
THAT'S...THAT'S JIM HICKEY'S MUSIC.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE....IT'S.....GARRRRRRZAAAAAA!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Paying too much attention to work and not enough attention to baseball.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
They need to keep our teams each on their own channel
Rays on Sun Sports, Marlins on FS Florida.
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
"I'll ban you if you use another Star Wars reference in this thread."
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought hiding his marvelous work would cause more pain.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Actually, it's Bantha pudu, which is hutteese for Bantha fodder
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Space balls isn't funny once you hit the triple digits in IQ
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok space nerd, go watch BSG/
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I'd prefer not to, as I'm not a faggot who jerks off to cartoons.
But thank you for asking
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't jerk off to cartoons, I just watch them.
Fucking picard is a fag, bitch.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Lion King?
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
well, he said triple digits.
That could mean 100, which is only a couple dozen points over retarded.
HAHA THAT MEANS PENIS IN JEW
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know any of those at all, but you better mix a Knight Rider reference in there too. OR ELSE.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Price's innings?
O/U 7- he’s a 68 pitches now.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
Okay, get this last one out, get out of this
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
These Jays have no quit in them
Kick their ass damnit
Congrats to Longoria, Bartlett, Zobrist, and Crawford. Vote for Pena!
should I blame Pena or the hanging slider
I cant decide
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Anyone who boos Price needs to be raped by a rhino.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
WORDS, NOT THINGS
GOD
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So this is how the other half lives!
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The original Beauty and The Beast movie was fucking craaazy
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Damn commercial, thats why it's stuck in my head
I hate that song also
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He meant 22/7
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
dont hit into a fucking DP
Michel, you are so slow
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how about a bases loaded walk for Los?
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how much for his services?
2010
Halladay
Shields
Garza
Price
Davis
I am gonna dream now
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Maybe
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If we had Halladay AND Davis was up, do you think Kaz has a spot?
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PENA
and is it me or is Longo healthy finally?
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World series
of Nazi Baseball
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
In other words
I fail horribly
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
and?
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I think, I do
actually- im not sure though
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You're prally just jacking it too much
Find a girl to do that for you preferably with her mouthhole
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Kill yourself.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know anyone in a fraternity nor associate at any place that is friendly to their plight
I do enjoy quoting movies with my friends and won’t let anyone take that away from me without a punch in the eye
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....what'd ya do?!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
So, then he says,"There's no money, but when you're on your death bed you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
/Reich Raccoon
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually using the Reich Raccoon on a jew's post is insensitive.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
yay Holocaust jokes are always fun
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I kinda wish it actually happened -- Pat Burrell on the Holocaust
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Halladay is gone very soon
whats the PC, i know its in the 90’s
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92-93 i think
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
95
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
You predicted he'd be in for Longoria. You can't change your mind post motem. You can stop talking about this now.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
most of the majors is lost vs Halladay
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bleh
who do we trust out of the pen, Price has lost the sexy here
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Yes and No
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay but go directly to part 3
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Jul 9, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the Trop's pitchfx machine is screwed up.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i use it all the time when i call into the spanish sports radio shows, hosted by
El Pero Grande
So long, Sweet Lime!
No wonder he got bombed on Indy day
He hadn’t pitched in 2 weeks. Maddon’s mission is ruining Lance Cormier’s future contract.
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I believe so
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
QS
No, of course I dont look at QS’s…….
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It's been called all day
Kudos for going to that pitch when you know it’s going to get called. Would you prefer a guy throws at a true strike zone?
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Which means he'll pitch all 9 innings and accumulate 140 pitches
We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow
Unabomber set the whole world on fire
yes
please dont even look at Bradford, something aint right and this game is too close
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didnt he get 1 K on a spike curve vs the Twins?
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Delmon's mission involves getting more calories than plate appearances.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't imagine a player getting less calories than plate appearances.
Even daily v. season.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 9, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be compelled to congratulate you for somehow getting a look at her vag, but the only way I'd hit it is with a baseball bat.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Joe Mauer
does as for the rest of them- well- forget them
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Blackburn
can throw a baseball
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by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope we didnt just buy him another inning
come on Nellie
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thought that would find a way out
I was getting ready to curse out Nelson
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no no no
why is Hill always up
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I have no idea what day it is
but i dont hear kids or questions so not Wednesday or Sunday
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Look at the butt on that
I seriously wish we would just get strippers like in Basketball or an Orlando Predators game
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They're just your type
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Packing dong.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
get him out
and Choate for Lind PLEASE
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his fav pitcher still hasnt come in though
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In Nellie's defense, he has two pitches, and Hill just fouled like 8 off. His only other move is throwing it down the middle.
Tim Wakefield doesn't play for this team.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Fruedian Slip
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by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 9, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
wait i saw this one before
get a DP, Choate
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Something's wrong with nellie
TO THE DL, NELLIE
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oh god
I know who is coming in
dont suck please
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just K them both so I can breathe
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Of course we cant sweep
and of course we can’t let Price go more than 6 innings.
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
he pitches the 7th, he gets killed
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Remember when Wells couldnt hit?
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he likes the heat
can we trust the slider?
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Price for the win
or I’ll be a pissed off fantasy manager
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
by Gone Phishing on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
How'd that last game work our for ya
About as well as my last Jonny Cueto start I imagine, 9 Earned 2 outs
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BRING ME RAYMONDO ON A PLATTER RIGHT NOW
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i need some translation here
cleverness to English please
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well more runs for us
but thats a given and all
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sky is blue
Yankees do not lose games
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Thought you'd enjoy
i flipped on Tribe/Sox game
Stone/Hawk discussing the Rays
Stone “they have closer problems”
what the fuck?
Those guys are retarded
On a side-note, how good as Grady looked since getting some time off, would be nice if we could do the same with Longo for a couple weeks.
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Halladay really cares not for pitch counts
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just please
for the 1st time this series, keep the lead
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How would you know?
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing seems to be working right
Their missiles suck so hard that they’ve resorted to this. If you can read this Kim Jong Il you are a fucking faggot and you dress like a lady.
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Jong!!!!!!!!!!!
The north koreans are so bored
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what happens when you pour all your commerce into researching Fission instead of building your culture
through Hollywood or Broadway. Douchebag dictators and their small penises.
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I actually liked KK's comment before
which is unsual
he said “calm down BJ, we need your defense”
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A bobblehead Kim jong II= epic
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It's from Team America
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Never forget, he becae a roach and he will be back
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Overbay basically thanked him what BS
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Upton never makes me worry
love when its hit to him
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I want to see a statistical analysis of why Jim Hickey doesn't slap asses the right way
He has a preponderance to get the top of the cheek where most pitching coaches slap the bottom of the rump
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He tries to nail the hole
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Wheres your hate now, Raymondo?
There is only 1 pitcher I wanna see in the 9th and its not a righty
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So that makes
two relievers in the jays pen that isn’t lefty.
Come ON Pat the Bust, Navi can not have more homers than you
by 4QB on Jul 9, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
/makes you
Sincerly,
Not a holla-back girl
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hill up for the 20th time this game
come on, 1 more, Wheels
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Wheeler is......good?
Man, he’s on a roll
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