OTTOTD: I don't think this a brains-type operation.
by Suttree on Aug 21, 2009 9:59 AM EDT
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PrintThere is a natural order. The way things are meant to be. An order that says that the good guys always win. That you die when it's your time, or you have it coming. That the ending is always happy, if only for someone else. Now at some point it became clear to us that our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world. Our options narrowing down to petty crime or minimum wage. So, we stepped off the path, and went looking for the fortune that we knew was looking for us. Once off the path you do what you can to eat and to keep moving. You don't blow your ghost of a chance with nickel and dime. No possessions, no comforts. Need is the ultimate monkey. A pint of your blood can fetch you fifty bucks. A shot of cum, three grand. You keep your life simple and you can literally self sustain.
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Just got back from a 10 day trip through Germany, the Czech Republic and Austria
Graduation present for getting my BS from UF in telecommunications. I was starting to get the shakes from not watching any baseball at all. All I had was occasional internet access and reading how awfully that road trip went…..I was really concerned I was gonna get back and the Rays were going to be completely out of it all.
I’m very concerned that the bucs are gonna suck this season.
I could be wrong though
I went up into a pulpit in a Berlin cathedral
Clearly marked off-limits. It was pretty awesome, I felt like Martin Luther or something. I also got shit-hammered on a train ride from Vienna to Frankfurt and had to watch my 18 year old brother as he puked his brains out because he’s not used to drinking. Oh, Europe.
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Aug 21, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
So I can get 3K to go jack it somewhere?
sign me up!
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
Curiosity: Does anyone like the Strokes?
I’ve never been able to find anything interesting about them and I don’t particularly understand the fascination.
Albert Hammond Jr's debut solo record was the only good thing to come out of the Strokes.
But even that wore thin after I left college.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Nobody likes them and Pandora seems to play them once every 5 songs on any of my stations
Same with DCFC, I’m out of college and don’t want to hear some pissant crying about his lovelife.
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
DCFC and Dashboard Confessional and all of their fans should stand right under that huge ozone hole in Antarctica wearing black sweatshirts.
So long, Sweet Lime!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
But no more Longo?
So long, Sweet Lime!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, its Tantric.
But he loves Daughtry.
So long, Sweet Lime!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes please
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
This kills me.
Just because I like the Black Keys does not mean I like the Strokes coming on every three songs, no matter how many other douchebag hipsters do.
I'm glad you suffer from the same affliction
misery loves company and all
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Black Keys
meh
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
They’re not even my favorite, but still, you can’t dislike the Black Keys.
Listen to their EP covering Junior Kimbrough’s shit. Chulahoma. It’s fantabulous.
I'm probably not going to do that.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
You're probably too busy jerking off to Velvet Underground collection.
UGHH, LOU REED IS A ROCK AND ROLL GOD, UGGGH.
Maybe 3 years ago.
So long, Sweet Lime!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I was an English major.
Every douche standard was me.
So long, Sweet Lime!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Never heard them or the Replacements.
Though I felt the pressure.
So long, Sweet Lime!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Morrissey got fat
He looks like a depressed Bruce Campbell
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Love The Black Keys
I’ll be the first to say it. I like The Strokes.
Their last album wasn’t the best and I’m not crazy over them, but I definitely don’t hate them like some of you do
Bring Your Z-Game!
Have you listened to the Whigs?
They’re not a favorite of mine, but as far as that crowd goes, they’re solid.
Afghan Whigs > Whigs
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I'm with you
Nothing wrong with the Strokes, and I really like the Black Keys also.
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Aug 21, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't realize the Strokes had been relevant in the last 7 or 8 years
Never liked them myself either.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
This is pretty similar to what I normally listen to
My Morning Jacket, WIlco, Drive-by Truckers, etc. I’m surprised I haven’t heard these guys before.
They seem like one of those bands that if you don't like them
their fans will say you’re just not cool enough to get them, when in reality they just suck.
You're not cool enough to like a cookie cutter band that pretends to be scene
hypocrites
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
RJ's youth group spins Julianna Zobrist's record on camping trips
He stuck his finger into a girl last time!
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
One time a girl tried giving him a handjob through his jeans while they all sang around the campfire.
The only climax was a bad case of cock burn.
And in her rear.
WASSAP.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting lit, watching Linux tutorial vids on YouTube.
Secretly jerkin it to MVB’s fangraphs page.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
He cries, unable to climax every time he glances at JB's BABIP.
So, he curls up in his ninja turtles cushion chair and tries calling a girl, but he can never dial that last digit.
Ends up three-way calling P Brads and SRQ-T-Pie
And they talk about the ACT for a while.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Any feelings on The Raconteurs?
I keeping hearing so called experts say how great they are, but I really can’t stand their music.
Well, they're basically defunct now.
The second album’s good. Shaky at points, but I liked it. The first album’s awful.
Jack White is his own worst enemy. For all his talents as a musician and song writer, he has no focus.
It was actually the first album that I attempted to listen to.
Yeah it was definately all over the place. I thought it was so bad that I never tried to listen to the second one.
The second one is a lot more 60s-revival type rock and roll.
Some really great guitar, some solid lyrics, and I love the last track.
Dece.
Saw the White Stripes in college. If you ever get a chance to see JW play guitar live, take it. He’s all over the place, but its incredible.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Now this is a group that gets played every 5 songs on my Pandora
them and the White Stripes. So I end up getting a double dose of Jack White b/c he is in two bands.
Bring Your Z-Game!
His current band, The Dead Weather, is okay.
I’m a big Allison Mosshart fan, so I was pretty stoked for the first few listens, but meh… that’s my problem with Jack. Most of his music gets weaker the more you listen to it – there’s just nothing new to discover or enjoy. I’m sure it’s fantastic live, but I haven’t been able to see him play live so all those records get about three-four spins and then I don’t listen to them again.
Jay Reatard > Jack White
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I like him talking about Tesla Coils
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It seems like Pandora plays the bands that it deems similar to ones you like more
then actual ones you like.
Bring Your Z-Game!
They're basically a jam blues vanity project
I don’t understand the popularity of most music that the critics say is brilliant though. I don’t get TV on the Radio at all, for instance.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I feel like they're whores for certain labels
The funny part is when they re-evaluate their past ratings. They hated most of the stuff I liked best in the mid-to-late ’90’s for instance. Now, a bunch of those albums made it into their top 100 albums of the ’90’s list.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I feel like they're whores for certain labels
The funny part is when they re-evaluate their past ratings. They hated most of the stuff I liked best in the mid-to-late ’90’s for instance. Now, a bunch of those albums made it into their top 100 albums of the ’90’s list.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I own the albums, but I never listen to them more than a few times.
Same with Jaco Pastorius. I understand why its so great and influential, but I’m not going to listen to it more than a few times.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Hah, I feel the same way about Jaco.
I used to feel that way about Tom Waits… “only hipsters like this shit, great lyrics, but who wants to listen to this shit?” I’m kind of a big fan now, though I try not to force it down people’s throats.
Return to Cookie Mountain was good.
Dear Science was fucking awful.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I liked TV on the Radio
but I very rarely feel the need to listen to them. Ambulance was a good song, Mr. Grieves was ok, after that everything sounds the same.
I haven't heard much I've liked this year
But I haven’t been looking that hard. Been listening to a lot of dubstep (Rusko, Element 16, etc.) lately.
Favorite albums of the last three years or so (in no particular order):
MGMT – Oracular Spectacular
Ten Kens – Ten Kens (VERY overlooked album – it’s like the ’90s updated for the ’10s)
Crystal Castles – Crystal Castles
Boys Noise – Oi Oi Oi Oi
School of Seven Bells – Alpinisms
Silversun Pickups – Carnavas (not as big on Swoon though)
Ludachrist – Bangfest
A bunch of bands I like came out with albums this year, and none of them really blew me away. Probably the one that’s gotten the most listens is Metric’s new album, but even that is a lot more poppy than what I was expecting from them.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Nice.
I was trying to think of new music I’ve listened to and I realized I’m stuck in this weird time warp, listening to Tom Waits, The Band, Junior Kimbrough, John Simon, and Van Morrison.
I’ll check some of this stuff out. I like MGMT.
Crystal Castles is sonic meth, dude.
You won’t be able to stop.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Crystal Castles is sick
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Aug 21, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
And I want to run over Matt & Kim with a lawnmower
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I’ve been listening to the Avett Brothers. Bluegrass with an Alt side
They have a new album coming out next month
Bring Your Z-Game!
Check out The Devil Makes Three.
Solid punk/bluegrass/pre-40s blues trio. I wish they’d tour the east coast sometime.
My 5 shuffle:
LES Artistes – Santogold
Sea of Holes – The Beatles
Safe – M83
Easy Love – MSTRKRFT
Alpha Male – Royksopp
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, for fuck's sake, listen to Grizzly Bear's Yellow House.
It’s a little overrated. Every hipster’s dick gets hard when they listen to it, but kick back, put the head phones on, and enjoy if you want to hear something new.
Not sure if anyone has heard of him, and it's a different genre
but I have been a big fan of William Elliot Whitmore for a while now. A lot of his older stuff is great, but his latest album, “Animals in the Dark” is his most complete effort. A lot of his music is very stripped down, mostly just him and a guitar or a banjo (he plays both). It’s kind of a bluesy folk. With him his voice is the best instrument, real gritty.
Agreed. He is also one of those classic cases
where you hear someone before you see them, and they do not look like you pictured they would.
Just recently saw something on TV on woodstock
I had honestly always though Joe Cocker was black
Bring Your Z-Game!
Because he steals songs?
Racist.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Let's tweet our meats together; @mrmalapropism
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That's funny.
I don’t really think Whitmore sounds black, although I have heard that said before and I can understand it. I actually think he sounds like he would be a lot older based on both his lyrics and his vocal style.
Just gonna rattle some names
Black moth Super Rainbow
Alcoholic Faith Mission
The Antlers
Still playing the album from Dangermouse/Sparklehorse
A Place to Bury Strangers
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Also, obligatory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3iopYskSKs
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
A Place to Bury Strangers I like
It’s like listening to Joy Division through broken speakers.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
While throwing hammers at a trash can, of course
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I'm a sucker for word play.
Although I do listen to Muse, Radiohead, etc. too, just not as much.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 21, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I like a world play, but there's a disconnect.
I like Kid Cudi, I like Mos Def, I like the Roots, but other than that, hip hop really doesn’t do much for me.
I love Lauryn Hill, but she’s sort of on the outskirts of all that. Wyclef can go suck a fat one.
But...the RZA...The GZA....U-God...Raekwon the Chef....Method Man ..the Old Dirty Bastard
THE WUUU-TAAAAAANG CLAAAAAN
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
This.
And you forgot Inspectah Deck.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
I know I didn't feel like listing them all
Inspectah Deck kills it though..the Rebel INS
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
You're a fatass
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny to let the video load, hit play, then just randomly click on the timeline bar.
“FUCK YOU…ASSHOLES…SHIT….FUCK…FUCK YOU…I’M FAT…FUCK YOU”
Priceless.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
What's the worst possible WPA you can get?
Looking at Cormier’s -.462
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oh you can get worse
say if we were up 3 in the 9th and he came in and gave up a grand slam
Bring Your Z-Game!
Ah I forgot
it’s leverage based isnt it. Whoops
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I would think -.999
But that would be a pretty mean feat. Like allowing 12 runs when your team has a 6 run lead.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
In talking to someone about Nats/Rays fans, I came up with this.
For instance, in 2001 the Devil Rays played the Phils at home, and attendance for the three games was 12,602, 10,539, and 11,606. Even better, the nation didn’t show up in droves that year. For one 3 game series the figures were 12,550, 12,520, and 15,603. Even teams that have supposedley great fanbases still lag when they aren’t the ebst teams in the sport.
Did anyone else read the article from The Hardball Times that bobr posted in his fanshot
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/rubbernecking-part-1/
Good article, but I wish it analyized more modern decades.
Bring Your Z-Game!
Best part of that movie?
Sarah Silverman getting her face fucked up at the beginning. Love it.
by BrokeBearMountain on Aug 21, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
What movie?
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The quote is from "The Way of the Gun"
by BrokeBearMountain on Aug 21, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this another movie that QT wrote and some fucknut thought he could direct better than the guy that wrote it?
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 21, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
Christopher McQuarrie wrote and directed The Way of the Gun. He also wrote The Usual Suspects.
So long, Sweet Lime!
Hans Loebel's #1 Fan and #1 Favorite Top Person of All Time. There's no stopping our love, not even rainbows made of ice and steel.
by PlayOnWords on Aug 21, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're thinking of Natural Born Killers
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
or True Romance
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 23, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
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