OTTOTD: This company is being bled like a pig, and I've got the paper trail to prove it.
by Suttree on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 AM EDT
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PrintThat right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy!" I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! Alright. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn Ghost Town.
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I assure you, Pepe Silvia is real
And he’s looking for his mail.
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September 12 is so long aways.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing the new season starts 9-12?
Excellent, Charlie is a GD comedic genius
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 25, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope you jammed a beer can down his/her/its throat.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 25, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
U GAY
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 25, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't.
Until you tongued the cum out of his eye socket afterward.
BAN MY ACCOUNT IM DONE
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 25, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
And also endows the power to speak with Russian gypsies.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 25, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
There’s something about that horse, Buster. You know, it’s like we looked at each other, and then there was eye contact, and I was lookin’ at the horse, and the horse was lookin’ at me, and then it hit me, I think, maybe, I was a Centaur in my past life.
So, can I do a line off your boner?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 25, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Doing some work hoss
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 25, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
off day
lunch and that 4 mile walk along the rim of the canyon. I gotta shed some SRQ’s by next summer.
it was sad when we lost one of our leaders this off-season
when Lendale White wen’t on the no alcohol diet and lost like 40 pounds or w/e it was.
I like this.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Aug 25, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
so last night was amazing
Rays win, bats wake up aginst Halladay and my Chargers sign one of the best QB’s in the league to a 6 year deal.
Well done young man
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 25, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yea they're mine as much as the Rays are
seeing Rivers sign for less than Eli (although more gurranteed) Kind of made me feel a bit like I did when we signed Longo.
so am I the only one a bit disapointed we haven't heard anything yet on a roster move?
I don’t really care if it is Joyce, Ruggiano, Brignac, Aki, Perez, Ray Olmedo, Jon Weber or whoever. A 2 person bench doesn’t make me very comfortable.
I didn't watch the game last night and BJ did well.
Shall I test this theory again? I AM SURE I AM HELPING THE TEAM.
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BJ Upton haters be prepared to take it out on Rotoworld
early 2010 player rankings
4. Carl Crawford
16. Evan Longoria
37. BJ Upton
46. Carlos Pena
120. James Shields
143. Matt Garza
180. Ben Zobrist
197. David Price
210. Jason Bartlett
229. JP Howell
interesting Zobrist, really low, no Kazmir, and JP getting some love. only the top 250 listed.
Longo lower than CC?
Is this based solely on production? projections? salary? What? Just curious how 15 players are ranked ahead of Longo, but only 3 ahead of CC
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Ah, that makes more sense
I will go unwad my panties now
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CC holds more fantasy value then Longo, mainly due to the number of steals he gets.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Low for Zorilla.
He’ll still have SS eligibility to go along w/ his 2B eligibility. He should steal 15 bags at least next year with a .280 and 20 HRs or so. I might try to get him in every league next year.
He won't have SS eligibility
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 25, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow I can't remember seeing him at Short that many times
Get on the ESPN, though, better customizables IMO.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 25, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh
I’d rathe be on cbssportsline because it’s the best, but all the leagues I’ve been in with friends since college are on yahoo. No one wants to lose their trophies, so we don’t switch. Also, I use my roommates Insider account so it would mean I’d have to sign out to get into my fantasy. I also hate the WWL.
CBS is hyper in depth.
I’m in a keeper league there. A deep one.
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Agree.
I’m in a dyansty league in year 4 and we really like Sportsline. The only beef I have is with their ‘experts’ and updates on player pages. They are terrible and they don’t know shit.
Po Pimpin'
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 25, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't played CBS in years, maybe I'll check it out for foosball this year
ESPN sucks, but their fantasy leagues are tits. Yahoo isn’t so bad I just boycotted it this year since they make you pay for stattracker
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 25, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN is good, but not as deep as CBS
For instance, CBS had Strasburg available to bid on after he was drafted. ESPN has yet to insert him into the player pool.
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Strasburg was added to the player pool in April and a guy picked him up BEFORE he was drafted.
He spent all of his waiver dollars for the year on him.
CBS is much better than ESPN for fantasy, IMO but I do like the draft rooms at ESPN much more.
Po Pimpin'
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 25, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
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