OTTOTD: Put. That coffee. Down.
by Suttree on Aug 28, 2009 9:30 AM EDT
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PrintAll train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.
You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
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A lot of Glengarry Glen Ross up in this piece lately.
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
If your favorite actor in that movie isn't Kevin Spacey go fuck yourself
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
99% of everything else he did sucked, but his final monologue is way better than Baldwin's
Dickbag
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I rule
Spacey’d
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes! who is that thursday night game?
I know it was a pretty good game.. NC State and someone I think.
by RivalsTees on Aug 28, 2009 10:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought the OP quote was from Harry Potter.
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Is that some sort of Muggle slang?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Reported to Headmaster Dumbledore.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think UEFA brass is bright enough to engineer any sort of conspiracy.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I think they might be dumb enough to think they could get away with it.
Like Newt Gingrich giving away his 4m book option because he didn’t want to give the Democrats any areas to attack him over, instead of because it was sketchy as fuck for the Speaker of the House to take a 4m book option.
Anyone played that new Batman game yet? I've heard its tremendous, and the reviews are positive, too.
I hate Batman, though.
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I had a friend tell me I must buy it.
He’s a dipshit so I don’t plan on listening to him.
I normally stick to NCAA, GTA and The Show.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw a Youtube video of someone playing it and it looks mad easy, short, and overhyped
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
They played the entire game in one Youtube video?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Just a couple of levels, but outside of the levels looking differently the gameplay was basically the same
Think about a darker version of Assassins Creed
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
My guy said "there is no much to do in this game it's like a movie."
So I dunno.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I've heard go things, but sadly, my video game playing days are behind me.
Starcraft 2 might change that, though.
I pretty much stick to FIFA.
You can get a lot accomplished in a short amount of time. My Arse team is stacked. STACKED. Haven’t drawn or lost in 16 (in game) months.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
A scoccer video game seems like it would be a lot like a baseketball ball game.
Just keep the ball in the best players hands, run around and shoot everytime.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been wondering if NASCAR would be a fun game?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Road Rage on Genesis was the SHIT.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
If it wasn't a race, why'd they give out place medals?
Maybe Diddy Kong Racing was more your style.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Good times, great memories.
Genesis was awesome. Remember Streets of Rage? Sunset Riders (<——most underrated game of all time)?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I played that shitty Jurassic Park game way too much.
I remember my parents got my brother Genesis because it was cheaper than SNES, though he wanted SNES and threw a hissy fit when he found out they got him Genesis. My brother was an asshole.
The opposite reaction is this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0&feature=related
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Aug 28, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad my tax dollars didn't by that young man a game system
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What was the racing game on the old school Nintendo?
Rad Racer? That game was the shiz.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Except with twice the amount of players.
On the old versions, where they had pre-set animations for every move and the ball didn’t have its own physics structure, it was ridiculously easy. I once scored 100 goals in a season with two different strikers playing the same line. But now its harder, more realistic. I have one guy whose scored 81 goals in a season (Benzema, 95 OVR) and that’s my highest.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
I play on pro. Going up a level now. After you score 13-0, its time to advance.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I ran up 75-0 score with UW-Whitewater in NCAA 10. Time to up a level too.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
BITCH THAT'S MY SCHOOL!
Warhawks! D3 powerhouse, baby.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
NO WAI
When did you graduate?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
2008
WOW. Never expected such a turn of events. How’d you end up there?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Grew up right outside of Madison.
I moved here in 2005 because I fucking hate winter.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Cool. I <3 winter.
Moved back here for a jaerb. Also, the state of WI makes it really hard for a young person to make a living, because they tax the bejeesus out of you.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Not down with Coach Z? Then fuck you.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Agree 100%.
I went back over Christmas and we took a trip to Whitewater for night. It was fun as hell.
Had to hit up Jessica’s for breakfast the next day!
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Is Karina's not the best Mexican restaurant in the world?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Wrong.
Your fat ass would move into the back and live off the discarded enchiladas.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't need to.
My family makes the best Mexican food in town. Our shit’s legend… even though we’re Irish?
So you're related to George Lopez then?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Tampa Bay Rays season ticket holder
George Lopez.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Prove that shit.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
And if Spurs lose?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Invitation accepted.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about best in the world
but it beats anything here. Tampa Mexican food sucks.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Vallartas, Tijuana Flats....Taco Bell.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Chipotle>>>>>Qdoba>>>>>Mo's>>>>>Taco Bell.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Moe's has great nachos.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
So true.
Volcano sauce has me by the taint and won’t let go!
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
You can pretend you went there, too.
Just for today.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG YOU TOO
LETS MAKE OUT
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I think my cousin went there.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
My cousin Jorge.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Aren't horses old as hell at 16?
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Makes it tougher for them to resist.
Them weak old bones. Those young stallions have to be drugged up, or fellatio’d first, and sometimes I’m just too lazy to do that.
I own and like this game. Hating Batman is unconscionable. Please ritually remove your genitals.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Batman is a big emo douche
And so are his fans.
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Batman has mad money, fucks sluts and young boys, and beats up the mentally handicapped. Pretty much the greatest person ever.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WAAAAAAAH MY PARENTS WERE KILLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WAAAAAAHHH
CARTE BLANCHE TO BE A RAVING ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE AROUND ME FOREVER WAAAAAAHHH
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No, his obscene wealth is his carte blanche to be a raving asshole
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a failure.
Gotham City is still a shitburg and he’s been around for like 60 years.
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Whatev, he's still the strongest and smartest guy on the planet. He's absurdly wealthy and can do whatever he wants.
Batman rules
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Flash would own him.
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Flash isn't real
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Carl Crawford would own him.
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DUde, fuck you, Fucking wonder woman could beat him in a fight
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
You have this backwards
Batman is a fucking douche bitch who fucking jerks off on coma girls and plays with toys all day
Iron Man or one of the X-Men would rape his organs within 30 mins
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Apocalypse FTW
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone could. He has no powers beyond unlimited dickbaggery.
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No, he's paying the villains to make himself look good
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Dumb metaphor.
The Taliban changed the world. Taliban >>> Batman.
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I just bought my tickets for the Rays-NYY game on Labor Day
I’ll be sitting among the Bleacher Creatures (Sec 203) with my Longo jersey on.
Can David Ortiz please send Dioner Navarro some of his PED's? K? Thanks
This has to be setting someone up for a joke.
And I’m guessing it’s lame as hell.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
(inserts foot in mouth)
Damn.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
So we have
32 dead to crazy asian,
Asian cuts chicks head off in on-campus cafe,
2 students shot dead off campus.
All in a year’s time. Geez…
Noam Chomsky on eating pussy: "GLAHBANAHALAHAHANBHALALALA"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
When the hell did the gook cut the head off? I don't recall hearing about that.
/racist.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 28, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
It was a Sam Seltzers.
You can just grab the equipment on the tour.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Sam Seltzer's sucks.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
When did that chick cut her head off WTF is wrong with these kids
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
This isn't a guy that built the railroads here.
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up Suttree
You’re out of your element
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Vladimir Ilyichulinov Lenin
V. I. Lenin
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Like that fucker on the bus in Canada
If someone tried to cut my head off I’d be all like uh-uh no you dint
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Me or the decapitator?
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Why?
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I know that's why I said what I said
What we have here is a failure to communicate. What is your major malfunction Draysbay user rglass44?
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Unbutton your blouse, woman!
Just the top one, though. We aren’t black people, after all.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
A kid got tased that went to UF
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Aug 28, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
9/10ths of the UF population deserves to get tased run over by a bus.
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Lovecraftian civilizations?
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Learning disability coupled with not caring.
Also, the IE on my work comp. doesn’t have spellcheck which I have become accustomed to.
'here' and 'hear' are different
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
And I didn't father two children with them.
And then deny them access to schools or doctors for 11 and 15 years.
The girl had the first child when she was 14. That’s disgusting.
Sounds more like a Virginia thing
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
They were cosplaying the Great Depression
So bearing children at 14 wasn’t so weird. IT’S A GAME MECHANIC.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Here's a full walkthrough for Batman
I’m only on part 2 but so far so good
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
Also from same dude
The G-Force Game guide…..lulz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evjWoenAs78&feature=channel
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
It sounds like that game is pretty grueling
He sounds like he doesn’t even want to play anymore but has to to finish the walkthrough
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
From the Wake Forest Sports messsage board AL West Thread:
I just gotta say I love the Rangers.
And even if we don’t make the playoffs, I am just glad that they have gotten me excited enough to follow them again
Nolan Ryan needs total credit for the tranformation and look out next year
What a hotty
Anybody seen Nailin’ Palin? Me neither.
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't like it.
I prefer Lisa what’s her name not reading things off a cue card and just munching box.
I don't knwo I could just see myself one day pulling out and shooting all over Palin's glasses
I think that’s why Republicans like her, she gives them that impression.
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
So anyone else gonna get this game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLvRGfwue58
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
No, I've felt the touch of a woman
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't believe it took this long to get a Zorilla Gorilla plushy thing.
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Rays Baseball Foundation is selling them on the homestand.
Sec. 111.
Pretty cute. I saw it on FB.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Saw it on my phone. Can't go on FB at work.
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by PlayOnWords on Aug 28, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate when I miss the start of these OT threads.
Cant make any good comments when im 3 hours late
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
Seriously
What’s a guy who wakes up at 12:30 in the afternoon supposed to do?
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Aug 28, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone ever play old games using DOSBox?
I just downloaded Crusader: No Remorse and it’s bringing back a flood of memories. Like using a shell, and wtf i/o ports and irq are.
I could be wrong though
This isn't your livejournal
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 28, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Knew what the quote was gonna be from before clicking thread. Suttree you're getting predictable my good man
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, shit takes forever to find. Google is hard man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMVpcbhpqw
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't pay attention to him, its his time of the month
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
haha what kind of fag has youtube blocked at work
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
you're juh juh juh jewish?!?!?!?!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
At KSK:
Mang Says:
August 28th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
The night Suttrees was concieved when his mom fucked that hobo
Which one of you fucks was that?
Maybe people just aren't keen to your brand of anti-sematism everywhere else
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL?
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I can, but I choose not to
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Coming down to our level.
Mighty affable of you.
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What can I say, even I have to take the monocle off every once in a while (so the help can clean it)
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, oh NBA
BizofBasketball #Nuggets J.R. Smith suspended by the #NBA seven gms without pay for pleading guilty to reckless driving charge from ’07
BizofBasketball Jason Richardson of the #Suns has been suspended by the #NBA without pay for 2 gms for pleading guilty to DUI.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions
Because joeybw has a terminal illness
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
OH
You’re serious? Shard was taking an otc supplement you can get at GNC for Christ’s sakes..Wake the fuck up bitch.
MC Chris's song "Hijack" very well be the greatest hip-hop song ever made
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Not sure, I listen to him
But yes, Hesh was the shit. But wasn’t he a producer?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Didn't he do voices on Aqua Teen, too?
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Does Frisky Dingo count?
Best think Adult Swim ever did.
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Technology
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Ugh.
1) Frisky Dingo
2) ATHF
3) Metalocalypse
4) Sealab
5) ??
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Zorak: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.
Space Ghost: That was never an episode!
Zorak: Well, it should have been.
I remember growing up actually watching Space Ghost.
Then CtC offended my sensibilities and innocence.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 28, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think space ghost counts
Although me watching 11 minutes of space ghost crawling like an ant is classic.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I think he was all of those.
Sir Loin…
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Does anyone remember where we did the comp...
of Rangers PC/IP for SP? I’m in an argument elsewhere and wanted to use it.
TCP/IP?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
/pushes glasses back up nose
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I never should've refreshed this thread.
At least I know his secret.
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God I love the heater.
Last off-season’s biggest need—a proven closer.
Biggest off-season acquisition: Burrell
Front office: morons.
P.S. Sonanstine not a major league pitcher.
by BrokeBearMountain on Aug 28, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
Hey guys, whats your favorite screamo sond
here’s mine _
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Frankly (Mr. Shankley) there is nothing better in life than turning a can of compressed air upside down and freezing the shape of a penis on a co-worker's monitor
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Who the fuck are Alexander Torres and Matthew Sweeney?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 28, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching Sandoval for the first time live in a game.
Oh my heavens is he fun to watch hit. Maybe it’s because he’s hit one into McCovey Cove and an absolute laser for a single, but wow. Bat speed.
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