8/4 GDT: Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays Part 2
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 10:41 PM EDT
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"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Thank you!
In the name of Shinji Mori, we shall win!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Aug 4, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
So if its Saito and Papelbon
Maybe they will go to Smoltz!
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Here comes the all star bench
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
assholes still got Kotchman and Rocco left
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
The man's hip is older than me. That's not genius, that's common sense.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha walk Lowell to face ellsbury?
Brilliant move. When joe shits the bed he totally lays a massive dump in it
Can David Ortiz please send Dioner Navarro some of his PED's? K? Thanks
by matthan on Aug 4, 2009 10:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How...DO you criticize that?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Top of the inning, fast hitter so no dp, top of the order
Far better to face Lowell then ellsbury then ellsbury and dp. Why does it make any sense to walk Lowell? What’s the rationale? It certainly isn’t the dp.
Can David Ortiz please send Dioner Navarro some of his PED's? K? Thanks
by matthan on Aug 4, 2009 10:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Didnt I see that called the other way before?
we need a K, no DP’s with this defense and Ellsbury
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
OH I'M SORRY--EVAN WAS JUST POLISHING HIS MVP TROPHY
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you you little Midget!
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HOLY SHIT 2008 TYPE PLAY
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Wow talk about being bailed the hell out
Can David Ortiz please send Dioner Navarro some of his PED's? K? Thanks
by matthan on Aug 4, 2009 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
do we have him AND Michel coming up?
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Bring in Saito
its gonna be Ramirez or Papelbon im sure :(
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
They won't use Papelbon, because they don't have last ups
by Transplanted on Aug 4, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
thats some smart thinking
won’t use best reliever in extras on the road…
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on Aug 4, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Paplebon far from their best reliever this year
http://www.overthemonster.com/2009/7/29/967475/sox-piss-down-their-legs-against
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Leadoff walkoff. I'm calling it.
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
JOE DILLA THA THRILLA
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Wheeeeee
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Not a walkoff, but I'll take it
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
comin through in the clutch
Rays fan in NC
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c pain
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
I WANT JP TO HAVE MORE MEANINGLESS WINS THAN KAZMIR
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Peña hit it too hard to git-r-dun
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
BJU.SAVE_US
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
by Orlando Rays on Aug 4, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
sooooooooooooo close
BJ is so walked here
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<3 LOS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Lets get some UP
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That's all we needed in the 8th too.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
much better pitchers then though. No excuse this time.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
We had this in the 8th too, almost identical situation. We better not fuck this up twice.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
plz
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Teams need game to end
Rays pen
Bennett
Balfour
Choate
Sox pen
Saito
Papelbon
Our bench
Uhhh no one
Their bench
Casey Kotchman
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Deja Fucking VU!
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Bases juices, nobody out
Triple play coming on
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
You need to switch back to your twitter avatar
It brings good luck
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Says the furry hater
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
by Orlando Rays on Aug 4, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
we have this again
do better this time, Gabe
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
MAKE IT FALSE!
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Aug 4, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
CAPTION CLUTCH
IS AN OLD MEME
MAKE IT UN-OLD
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
It's about time for one of Gabe's
random clutch 425-foot HRs, wouldn’t you say?
I cant deal with this again jesus
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
jason bartlett
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Ramirez reminds me of Wheeler last year
Let me get the bases loaded just to prove I can get out of it
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Jesus fucking christ
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Are you fucking serious?!
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You have to be kidding me
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
THis has nothing to do with the Red Sox KK!
We are just plain not getting the job done ourselves
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I am calling this the curse of Rocco/Nick Green
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see guys
no command means you take
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
He should've taken some roids
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
by Orlando Rays on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
COME ON COME ON COME ON
FUCK FUCK FUCK
by BrokeBearMountain on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
YOU FUCKING COCKTEASE
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
le sigh
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
so close
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
yeah hes a veteran
hes gonna walk him
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
......i feel ill
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Walkoff homer off Papeldouche
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
That didnt happen again
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
You know
We basically deserve to lose this game
Bases Loaded 0 outs TWICE and you can’t score if pathetic
Might not deserve to lose, but definitely don't deserve to win.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 4, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This time it was inexcusable
At least the first time BJ got blown away by a rediculous fastball and Gross got beat on a nice pitch. This time it was horrible.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Yes
We beat Grienke and we beat Halladay a lot. Thats nice and all, but we can’t get a run in with bases juiced 0 outs for two straight innings.
Maddon better not use his own shit.
If he’s not listening to James Click then fire him.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck
we cant beat guys who dont throw strikes
beat Papelbon
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
bases loaded 0 outs twice
WHY
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING HEART OLD MAN
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Make sure you're using wood
So long, Sweet Lime!
by PlayOnWords on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aussie
and then we have Bennet and Choate
oh christ
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
OK, wait
Did we actually have two innings where the bases loaded w/ no outs, and failed to score both times?
FUCK OUR LIVES
Didn't see him batting with the bases loaded and not able to get the ball out of the infield.
But your opinion is noted.
Look at this WPA numbers
P Burrell -.135
M Hernandez -.174
B Zobrist -.192
C Crawford -.234
D Navarro -.237
G Gross -.242
Michel irritates me more than anyone.
You are a bad hitter. You know this. You take as many ptiche as you can.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Put Price in that pen
I am not even joking
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I AM SO CLOSE TO FUCKING BANNING YOU UNTIL WE SCORE ANOTHER RUN
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
you wanna trust a loogy if Balfour starts fucking up?
I fucking forgot Cormier wow
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Martinez is going to score!
And we deserve it to happen
97!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN UGLY FUCK
DP NOW
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Fuck You Youks!
And fuck the guy by the camera rooting him on!
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Worthless my Aussie arse
STFD you gnome-like fuck
by AussieGriff on Aug 4, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lance Cormier if we have a 13th please
If I remembered him, I wouldn’t of asked for Price
whoops
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
My brain and keyboard are not syncing up at all
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
Where was that!!!
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I can hear the stupid red sox fans
OMG HR
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
will they seriously stop showing the overhead shot of the plate
TO KK!He always agrees with the umps on pitches
wasnt drag queen sleeping?
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Umpires cannot see the bottom of the zone or the outside corner.
They literally have to guess. It’s stupid to allow them to call balls and strikes.
Tools Whore
Im sure weve all heard this before BUT
Get off your knees blue—you’re blowing the game!
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YES WE ESCAPED TO ENSURE THAT OUR SOULS ARE CRUSHED AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BASES LOADED 0 OUT FAILURE!
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Pffffft sucker
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god CC-Longo-Zobrist
the time is seriously now
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Raymondo hates them both
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
if we fail
all they got left is Saito
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
cc
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
i think so
but im afraid of getting my hopes up
get Dan Johnson back from Japan
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN BED BY NOW?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't you be working?
You’re an attorney and it’s only 11:20 at night.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I AM ALWAYS WORKING
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here
I’m working right now. Well, not when I type this, but…
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
you can insult all you want
nothing will make me angry after we beat this drag queen
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
We're not insulting you, but if you don't respond, how else will I be able to introduce you to my new friend, Mitochondrial Disorder Raccoon?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Aug 4, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
YESYESYESYESYESYS
RALLY RESTING RACCOON
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Roccoon would suffice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this better. I'll probably do some work on this pic to make it more specific.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
fucking rec'd so god damned hard
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Incredible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i think thats bait
too tired to be sure
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Unlike...
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Carl you do not stop before the ump says foul
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River dance?
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
DO SOMETHING SEXY LONGO
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
If he ends this, I'll let him fuck me.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd let him do whatever he wants
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd probably toss his salad if it meant him re-upping
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Right here
right now
here we go
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
If the game goes 49 more minutes Hickey will have to establish Fastball command himself
there won’t be anyone left but him
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he's 0-3
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
He's 0-3
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
he's 0-3
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
1-1
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He's 0-4
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
0 for 4
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
In 4 at bats he's had 0 hits
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He has had 4 hitless at bats
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure with Price and Penny tomorrow
the BPs will be looking for a all the supplements they can find
This thread makes me wanna hurf
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
...
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
The splitter.
You have to watch for the splitter too. And that makes it harder.
Tools Whore
LIL
and at the least make him work
I want Saito
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Alright, so we're gonna miss Conan...
Errbody ok with that
As long as I don't miss Steve Harvey
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I hate baseball
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
But Baseball is Beautiful
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I come early on my wife...
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're going to kill it, you have to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Damn, 15 pitches
he didnt work enough
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
So Aussie or Cormier here?
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Jesus can't be Dominican
Otherwise we’d be eating mofongo for eucharist
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Jesus speaks so well I don't really think of him as Dominican
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
They prob should PH with Kotchman
but good
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I think Kotchman should help out his hometown team
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
not showing love for Choate either at the moment
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Jeff Bennett is the modern day Old Hoss Radbourne
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
It's a lot like that 14 inning game in Fenway
by Transplanted on Aug 4, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesnt like getting rammed up the ass?
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
reddick is like the white, baseball playing horace grant
because of the glasses
So long, Sweet Lime!
OH SNAP REALLY?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I have had to pee since the 9th
argh
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
FUCKING BAIT.
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Now a ground ball to 2nd, Aki's got it
this improbable season has another chapter! Rays are going to the World Series!
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I'm aiming for next week.
Trying to get one more design in.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
At what point does the entire pitching staff look over at Shields and say
alright dude, we will help you kill the rest of the team in their sleep?
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Somebody is reading that into Kennedy's ear
He can’t read
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He recognizes 4 words
Kennedy
Catcher
Manager
Dodgers
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its Saito!
I guess they would have to go to Smoltz next?
Nice
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Oh, NOW it's not a strike?
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
Joe dillon
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Reminds me of Space Jam
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
by Orlando Rays on Aug 4, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
JOE DILLA FROM MANILLA
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I'm kind of suprised that these guys are still harping on that 8th inning call. It's a bad rule but a good call. And they've touched it EVERY SINGLE INNING SINCE.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Or at least I assume Staats gets drunk.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Because this game is so long
Need something to talk about
by Transplanted on Aug 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
can you take longer to make the call?
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I can't wait until we trade Bases Loaded for a reliever.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Aug 4, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Im calling it now
3-2 RBI double
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fuck it, BJ
enough messing around, hit it out
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
The sad thing is, I started my laptop in the 9th thinking I'd be OK with finishing the game before my battery died. I've got about 12 minutes left and this game doesn't appear to be anywhere near the end.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Fuck it. I am staying up all night until this game is over. I will already be falling asleep at work tomorrow as it is.
Making a pot of coffee…..lets get to 20 innings, damn it.
Sorry, I was actually saying Youk
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think his shoulder might've bit the dust again.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel the same way and that worries me a lot.
I felt like they might be rushing it a bit at the beginning of the season, but who knows.
Tools Whore
I don't feel like it's mechanical. If it were, he'd still luck into driving a ball once in a while.
He can’t catch up to anything and isn’t driving anything either. When he’s right, that middle in fastball that’s blowing by him right now is driven into the bleachers.
Tools Whore
TOmorrow's Headline
Boston strike’s out 28
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They have no pitchers left
Bring in Rocco to pitch if theres a 13th!
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RALLY PURPGUY
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't know, I don't think anybody's tried using him this year.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Must....steal.....other.....memes
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Well meow meow meow to you too
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Saito looks high
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
What? The ump reached through the TV and punched mine.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
This is so Rays/Sox of them
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Eay to look good when the strike zone is a rhombus
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19 pitches with no one left
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Well, digging into their rotation is an intersting move.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
figured it would be Smoltz or Penny
Only guys who can actually pitch are Buccholz, Beckett, Penny and Smoltz
didnt think they would go to Clay or Beckett
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Clay Bucholz
"Don't test the cannon"! screamed Matt Garza after b.J. Upton throws another failed attempt of scoring by a tag-up!
Ugggggh
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Fun Fact: Buccholz pitched 2 days ago
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Cormier is probably good for about 3 innings.
If we can’t win it by then, I won’t be around to see who’s next.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
OT:
Westlaw can lick my hairy testicles
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
No
Practicing for six years now….
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I AGREE WITH THIS POST
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Call a starter up for the pen tmw please
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
We still lose without him
even if hes blind at the plate
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Choate, Bennett
Hope Cormier can do well
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tboraysThis is now the Rays’ longest game of the season, in terms of both innings (previously 12) and time (4:24)
Don't forget
Most Fails
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brickhausThis is now the most pissed off I’ve been at the Rays, either in this season (previously 6/13/09) or ever
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
5/25/09 Never forget
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 4, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Cormier does not wanna pitch right now
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Price. You better have that 92 with command stuff tomorrow and not the 98 with no command. We will
need your best innings consumption work.
Penny is good.
Not his fault their defense sucks.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
more BP for Boston tomorrow
Penny hasn’t gone 7 innings all season. Been an up and down season, more of a 5-6 inning guy this year.
Yeah, Price always be goin deep into games
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Saito will prob get a 2nd inning
before they start using the starters
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For some strange reason
JD Drew is now at the top of my kill list
All joking aside
I am fucking dead tired, get an out and score for fucks sake
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ZING!!!!!!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make fun of his condition, that's not cool man
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 4, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
LONGOOOOOO!!!!
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yay.....
So I guess its time for Buccholz
how many days has he had off?
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I CAN--I CAN WAIT A VERY LONG TIME
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 5, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Well at least this wasn't homeristic at all
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
HEY LOOK AT THE TIME
2 WINS IN 1 DAY PLEASE
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
We have to win it here
No chance that Cormier survives facing Ortiz and Drew next inning.
i have to pee
i peed in the inning where Pedroia homered
gotta hold this in
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Only because we don't have robots.
Tools Whore
Congradulations, you just earned the Dustjacket Quote for RJ Anderson's upcoming book "Weed in Relief, Rays BP Pitchers Fake Conversations"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
From now on Hernandez goes to the plate sans bat
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Longo hit a single *crying*
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME AND ALL OF YOU HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY CC
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by ReasonableDoubt on Aug 5, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Screaming Guy needs to be put on several more times.
"That's not baseball. Little numbers in a newspaper is...So-dookie, or whatever."
by Orlando Rays on Aug 5, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Evan is god
Department of redundancy department
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
HHAHAHHAHAHHAH
I AM SO GIDDY AND TIRED AND HAD TO PEE SINCE THE 9TH
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Complications for Terminal Roccos Syndrome are varied
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
5 hours of ridiculous baseball, Longoria ends it
but I am speechless
Fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you
Im out
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GUESS WHOS 11 GAMES OVER
1. James Shields 2. Scott Kazmir 3. Matt Garza 4. David Price 5. Jeff Niemann
Fuck yeah
Fuk the Sox and their used up bullpen. Thanks Longo.
Longo has some sweet herp
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Ahh, well, it appeared to be bleeding and there clearly was blood on his jersey
so his herpes or cold sore or whatever was re-aggravated in the pile.
Tools Whore
I think thats a cold sore
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
pile of strippers maybe
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 5, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow was that fucking awesome or what
PLAYOFF BASEBALL IN AUGUST BABY
I can't help that I make some things look easier than they really are.
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