OTTOTD: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.
by Suttree on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 AM EDT
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PrintI have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.
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So....
My first class was Art this morning…..yeaaaaah
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
So do you just want to do these every day from now on Suttree or are you willing to wait until I at least wake up and give me a chance to make one before you go ahead and stomp all over my feet?
Also, can SBN please stop fucking with the post form formatting? They keep breaking it.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
O SNIPS
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Ok, maybe it doesn't sound sarcastic enough.
HE TOOK MY JORBS.
Seriously though, Sutt let’s get together and figure out some kind of distribution of the task. I really don’t care if we split it, I just don’t want a ‘race to first’ senario.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Oh, you can have first dibs, I just usually post something when I log on and don't see one up.
Do you have a general time you usually get on? Say, 9:30-10:00?
I'd say if I don't have one up by about 9:30 then I'm going to have a tough time getting to it.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I'm going to start one when I wake up.
3am OTTOTD madness.
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RJ knocked one out at like 1AM about a week ago. I lol'd.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
That was great....
He really really wanted to be first
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
On your face?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I wouldn't be suprised to find that RJ is the DJ at Mons and gets tons of coked-up hooker tail every night.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I just got my echeck from FG.
That’s going in someone’s g-string tonight. Wee.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 1, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Mother's Day already?
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Good.
I need groceries.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Things I learned today
Richard Juneau Anderson (AKA Johnny Comeback) has a lactation fetish.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
No touching.
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She can figure out my p-value without one.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 1, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought smaller was better...TNWSS
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I can assure you I'm not statistically significant to her.
Just another number.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 1, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless you write "boobless" in numbers...
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 1, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
80087335
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
80087355**
CALC SEX FAIL
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Thanks, Klaus.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 1, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't thank me
sonny.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Be my father, RJ.
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SUTTREE ALSO DOES NOT RESPOND TO EMAILS.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I'm not asking for free passes to a nickelfag concert, or whatever the fuck it is you dumbass kids listen to these days.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Oh, did I mention that was all an elaborate ruse so I can stalk you, Cape Fear-style?
You’re quite pale on your facebook pictures.
I am?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
How can you see them? I never got a request from you.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Apparently your settings allow everyone to see your shit.
If it makes you feel better, the e-mail aboves yours is from Stacy Masscusi and is titled: blonde girl gets fucked pigsex
I think you're looking at someone else, dude.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Aw, harsh.
WTF happened to my settings, tho.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I'll think about it.
But thanks for making me look at my profile. That info is way outdated. Bill Simmons?
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You still like Simmons, don't lie.
YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE RATES SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIGH ON THE UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY SCALE, HARF HARF HARF
You want to do me.
Hard.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
This was a great idea.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I didn't look through all 1,000 or whatever.
Jesus, I thought only dumb sorority girls had thousands of pictures on facebook.
You.......
Is it bad I almost got a magnetic whiteboard?
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
No; actually I was just wishing I had one of those so I'd have a place to store my reciept for my deposit on ODST.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Don't see a need for it....
Firefight looks cool. I will probably rent it just for that
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For the lulz
Me too.
Which is why I will rent it. I am not shelling out the money for a story I don’t care about and Halo 3 maps (that I won’t play)
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
I actually like the Halo story which is why I decided to shell out for it.
I almost bought Batman AA, but I can’t convince myself that I’ll enjoy the game even though I recognize it as a damn good title. I tried like hell to have fun with Splinter Cell and it just doesn’t do it for me.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I enjoy Halo's story
just not about ODST…when I rent it I might play through real quick. I am gonna rent Batman AA and give it a try..the demo was kinda boring and some gameplay I seen I could get bored. Splinter Cell was the same for me.. my friends LOVED it but I couldn’t get halfway through because I just got bored
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Is that a +2 Bracer of 1337 on your right arm?
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...+2???
What do I look like a fucking n00b? It’s +5 Bracer of Ub3r 1337
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
+5?
Damn, kid. That’s like, 32k gee pee!
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As soon as you start maing OTTOTD with Shakespeare quotes instead of sleeping gas fetishes I'll have your back, user "kericr"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
that should be "making," in much the same way I should be "making"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
so how complicated would it be too add something like HH have with their "pregame picks"
just looking at it a bit while looking for ptbnl stuff, seems kinda cool. Maybe next season we can run it throughout the year and after the season whoever has the most points can win a DRB t-shirt or something.
EPL TALK: Spurs are going to swap David Bentley and 15m for Martin Petrov, as well as get Niiko Krancjar.
SUCK IT. SUCK IT HARD. SPURS FOR TITLE, BITCHES.
Kill yourself
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Soccer is for dogs with poor teeth.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Acquiring Jon Garland sounds like tempting fate.
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But what about all those wins?
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget Thome off the bench!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Swine Flu is a myth, AIDS is what you should have been tested for.
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 1, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right AIDS requires living a cool life of promiscous sex and rampant drug use
He’ll probably jerk off in his eye and go blind or something.
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 1, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy on the Marvel buyout by Disney
Disney-Marvel crossovers, like Phantom Duck teaming up with Wolverine to stop Magneto from stealing Scrooge’s money, is going to be such a breath of fresh air.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Yes, Marvel has never before had cheesy, conceptually bankrupt crossovers.
Instead of seeing the positives (better distribution, bolstering of the comics line, possible Pixar adaptations), fanboys are massively overreacting. Disney launched Quentin Tarantino’s career. What the fuck is anyone worried about? That Shatterstar will be less gay and more family friendly now? No. His gayness will endure.
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"Disney launched Quentin Tarantino’s career."
Fo rly?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 1, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Disney owns Miramax.
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Still wrong.
If we pretend that Resivoir Dogs was Tarantino’s breakout film, it was released in 1992. Disney didn’t buy out Mirmax until 1993. If you want to give it to him in Pulp Fiction in 1994, then more then likely that film was already done by the time they bought out Miramax. Disney didn’t have anything to do with Tarantino’s launch.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Yeah but he worked at the Cosmic Cafe for 3 years
It is here that he learned all his quicks and tricks
Embrace Eternity
Okay, if you want to own me on a technicality, fine.
But Miramax (and Dimension) has released tons of non-Disney fare since Disney’s owned them. So the fears of Marvel becoming Disneyfied are pretty baseless. Disney likely won’t even pay attention to the comics themselves. They need to keep making them, so the character rights won’t eventually pass into public domain, but its not enough of a moneymaker for them to dedicate Mouse House S&P resources.
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Disney has also owned Crossgen comics, which were around back when I still read them.
Definitely not Disney type stuff.
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Well you're probably right, they're not going to completely ruin Marvel.
First, Marvel as a comics company is already in a catastrophic state, otherwise they wouldn’t have had to do a full-universe reboot. Second, Stan Lee is still running the company until he basically dies. It’s better, but not much better then it was a couple of years ago. They’re already in pretty dire straights; if we pretend that Stan Lee dies tomorrow, I don’t think anybody they’d assign to take over for him could really pull them out of their tailspin.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
IIRC Crossgen was out of the Tampa Bay Area wasn't it?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hope that he takes on Hannah Montana as his new sidekick and they hang out with the Jonas Brothers.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope that there are crossovers w/ other Disney companies, like ESPN
Spiderman’s spidey sense is thwarted by Stu Scott-man’s lazy eye powers!!!!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Stu Scott-man
that cracked me up. Chris Berman beating The Incredible Blob in an eating competition.
Embrace Eternity
BOOYA
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
All references to Karate Kid in Bill Simmons columns are replaced by references to Iron Fist
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy/Eric/RJ/Sandy/kericr
would any of youg uys mind if I borrowed your community guidelines and combined them with what I have over at Buc Em? I’m gonna make a post similar to yours since the season is about to start in hopes that it can quell some of the nonsense. Didnt want to use them without asking first.
BY THE WAY LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU ALL ARE THE HEART AND SOUL OF DRB, WELL EXCEPT TOMMY AND ERIC, AND ADD IN FREEZO
/sternfan1’d
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Not mentioned, post flagged.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ban him until he edits it
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 1, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks
Im getting frustrated with all the insane !!!!!!! and bad spelling and just lack of any consideration. “He turns the ball over more than anyone in the NFL” Ugh, O RLY?
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You'll get a reputation for being a douchebag.
But it’s worth it if it keeps the dumbasses away.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Operation Douchebag goes into effect tonight at 10:00 PM
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Done and posted
A little from here, a little from there. Only thing I forgot to mention was banning anyone named TGN1 (there, I mentioned you in the OT thread, just like you mentioned)
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Don't associate me with any of those dorky stat geeks, I'll ban your ass.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
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