OTTOTD: Can you spare some cutters, me brothers?
by Suttree on Sep 14, 2009 12:53 PM EDT
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And viddy films I would. Where I was taken to, Brothers, was like no cine I ever viddied before. I was bound up in a strait jacket and my guliver was strapped to a headrest with like wires running away from it. Then they clamped like lidlocks on my eyes so that I could not shut them no matter how hard I tried. It seemed a bit crazy to me but I let them get on with it. If I was to be a free young malchick again in a fortnights time I would put up with much in the meantime, O my Brothers. So far the first film, was a very good professional piece of cine. Like it was done in Hollywood. The sounds were real horroshow, you could slooshie the screams and moans very realistic. You could even get the heavy breathing and panting of the tolchcoking malchicks at the same time. And then what do you know, soon our dear old friend the red red vino on tap. The same in all places, like it was put out by the same big firm, began to flow. It was beautiful. It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
Now all the time I was watching this, I was beginning to get very aware of like not feeling all that well. And this this I put down to all the rich food and vitamins. But I tried to forget this concentrating on the next film which jumped right away on a young devotchka who was being given the old in-out, in-out. First by one malchick, then another, then another. When it came to the sixth or seventh malchick leering and smecking and going into it, I began to feel really sick. But I could not shut my glassies and even if I tried to move my glassballs about, I still not get out of the line of fire of the picture.I'm going to be sick! Get something for me to be sick in!
Jermaine Phillips... worst safety in the NFL or worstest?
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Sabby had an awful game.
Jermaine’s had an awful career.
If I have to see him take terrible angles, refuse to wrap up and get burned in any type of coverage for the rest of the season, I’m going to kill myself.
Atleast Sabby has upside.
Phillips hasn't been that bad over his career.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You're fooling yourself.
Phillips is and has always been a catastrophe. He was good for about a four game span last season then went right back to being terrible.
I don't really breakdown tape or anything, so maybe you're right.
I perceived him as average-ish.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
That's probably fair to him.
If he as bad as I think he is, I’m not sure why they would continue to trot him out there. But, he’s just as much to blame for some of the big touchdowns yesterday as Sabby is.
Perhaps Tanard should be better about masking his weed usage and we don't have this issue.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We'd still have it, just in varying degrees
Sabby would still be freelancing back there and Flip would be at linebacker, with an opportunity to miss more tackles.
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Was Phillips guaranteed to start over Hayes/Black?
That seems a bit counterproductive.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Geno continues to start, supposing he makes it to games on time.
Looked excellent yesterday. I thought our linebackers looked solid for the most part.
Ruud looked a step slow
and didn’t show up that much. Color me concerned.
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Not guaranteed
but he took all the first team snaps and was projected starter since they announced the move.
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I think the advantage of Jermaine at linebacker is he wouldn't have to take as long to miss those tackles.
Watching him coming fly up and be completely unable to change directions is terrifying.
It seems our new scheme is polar opposite to the old scheme
The old scheme was to challenge the QB to successfully nickel and dime you while protecting against the big play. 3 and outs should improve now, but they need to minimize the # of big plays allowed. This defense is the equivalent of BJ playing shallow center. The problem is Kapler is manning the postion.
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and in this case
Kapler has one arm and both legs tied behidn his back while he’s blindfolded and tied to a cement wall.
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Morris has to have some responsbility for this whole debacle
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Nah
He said something similar to “I was pleased with my offense”. B/c all DB coaches take charge of offense.
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Even if Im the only person to think so
Morris has a hand in that mess. His connection is too large to ignore.
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I was agreeing with you
I like the “my” with the offense rather than “our” or “the”.
“My” secondary I could live with.
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Was it ever confirmed
I was thinking his deal was more painkillers
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 14, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillips is god awful.
Tackling is terrible, pursuits are terrible. He hits hard but that’s about it. We might be better converting Clayton.
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Sabby's upside is he can do our laundry at halftime
He’s been labeled a “ball hawk” but Im willing to bet that if any player free lanced whenever they wanted to, they’d have a few great plays, which he does, he just has 3 times as many bad plays.
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I'm not saying he doesn't need to become more disciplined, but atleast he's got talent.
Also, Gaines Adams continues to be a massive bust.
I'm giving Gaines a few more games to see what he can do
Sacks and hurries can come in bunches, but yea, youre right, he continues to be what most of us thought before he was drafted.
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I'll give him a few more games as well, and I'll be completely honest.
I was completely against drafting him from day one. For all of his quickness and agility, he didn’t improve at all between his junior and senior seasons. Frankly, he hasn’t improved since that Junior year. He still has no understanding of leverage, he’s awkard coming off the snap, he has no inside presence and he’ll get blown off the line. He occasionally has good games where he’s getting around the edge and he’s stringing running plays wide, but to be anything less than an impact pass rusher at this point is embarassing. Finding out shit like he ate McDonalds his entire rookie year and this is the first season he’s done squats is even more embarassing.
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Consequently, Adams never developed a move beyond his outside rush. And before this offseason, he never did squats to improve his leg strength.
“If you only have speed, they’re just going to run you right through the pocket,” defensive coordinator Jim Bates said. “That’s what the young defensive ends have to learn, that this is a big man’s league and if you can’t bring power, if you can’t bring the long arm with speed and power or use your hands and come off of a speed rip, then speed won’t get you many sacks in this league.”
Well at least we didn't pass up anyone good for him.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He's off McDonalds, he's working out
and he went to camp with a DL guru (cant remember his name). So progress is there, but his game hasn’t changed.
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Okoye ranked 7th against the run last year in stop %
30th in yards per play. Big improvement from 2007
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I think RJ was referring to Okoye.
But, yeah, this is what concerned me most about yesterday. He’s been challenged by the coaches, he changed his routine, and yet it was the same old shit.
As for Okoye, I haven’t really paid alot of attention to him since he got drafted. I got really burned out on football after that year and I stopped watching teams other than the Bucs.
Looking at his FO stats
His stop %, defeats, yards per play (run and pass) and rank have improved.
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How does Adams rank versus league average DE?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He was 39th against the run
Not sure where the “average” lies, but that puts him as a solid #2 DE on any team. We need him as a #1
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Interesting.
Where does White/Wilkerson sit?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, against run
Wilks – no rank (not enough plays) but had 86% stop rate against run (100% against pass). Overall at 91%
Looking up White now.
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Still listed as Greg White (not Stylez) at FO
against run – 2.8 yards per play (59th), 79% stop rate (29th)
against pass – 37th in yards and 33rd in stop rate. Success rate of 72%
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I assume I'm reading them right
and I can draw that conclusion by seeing that no one player is particularly good, and my eyes tell me the same thing.
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4 man front got no penetration.
Hayes and Barber blitzed well, though. Hayes was beast-like yesterday.
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Yeah, I was pumped about both of them.
I thought Ronde played really well. I never understood the criticsms that he couldn’t play man coverage.
I was one of those people dissing Ronde
until I did my FO study. He acquitted himself well.
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Isn't the pressure aspect in this defensive scheme solely from the blitzers and DE?
Don’t the DT just contain the pocket?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
DT's eat up space and clog the
toilet
middle. Pressure should come from ends.
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well damnit
toilet is quoted and should be struck out. Fail on me
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Give us more Roy Miller.
Ryan Sims is by all definitions useless. Literally, his only positive is that he’s fucking fat.
Did either of the Moores play yesterday?
I didn’t keep track of them.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Tie a cheeseburger to Trent Edwards next week
guaranteed 3 sacks.
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I have no clue, really.
If that’s true, then mega fail on the DE. I saw nothing encouraging from Gaines yesterday.
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Most of Bates' defenses have never been sack/pressure happy from the DTs.
Gaines is teh suck until proven otherwise.
I kinda wanna see Maurice Evans.
Even though I’m not expecting anything but replacement level DE play.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Stating the obvious here
but I wish there were indepth stats for football like baseball. WAR and Sacks, tackles, catches (Runs) above replacement.
They have a pseudo stat that encompasses that, but doesnt work well when drilled down.
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It's just so hard.
If Miller collapses the pocket and Hayes stunts through the hole, do you credit Miller or Hayes?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm almost there.....
If Miller collapses the pocket and Hayes stunts through the hole
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Exactly
Im not faulting FO or anyone. I don’t know that I could invent a stat, but thats the issue. Its a team game unlike baseball. Ball is hit to short stop. Did he get it? is it in his zone?
QB throws pass to WR. Its dropped. Is it WR fault? QB? OL not protect? RB miss blitz pick up? wrong route? Jon Gruden hurt WR feelings?
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Beats me how you do it.
I guess it would take watchers with a pretty detailed checklist of what to look for.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
In my strange little world of scouting, I'd have marked it as a disrupted play for Miller and whatever the outcome for Hayes is.
Both players get credit for making it happen.
The only play he got pressure on was one where he ran free
but from my viewpoint, it was a roll out to Romo’s right. On plays like that, the OL blocks to the right and lets the backside DE go free (reason being so they can block the LB who would be exposed). That was the only time I saw him come free
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It seems like DE is a vital position that we have little of.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If only Simeon wasnt so focused on his screenwriting career.
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That's a fail by design
We drafted Adams with the thought he would be that guy.
Thus far, its a fail. And he’s so expensive, its hard to part with. If he weer a #1 guy, it would be different. He plays like a rotational guy.
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DING DING DING
Make him a 3-4 guy. I think he’s a better fit there if he improved his drop back game.
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Could Roy Miller be a 3-4 DT?
I think we have the LBers to run the blitzes.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
In a year or two he might be
I dont think he would command double teams on every play just yet. But I see no reason why he couldnt develop into that guy.
We’d need a DE who excelled against the run. DL in the 3-4 arent asked to rush the passer much.
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Sims' fast ass could technically do it.
I think Roy could handle it. He’s undersized, but the Ravens used to trot Kelly Gregg out there as a nose tackle. You just to have to adjust the scheme a little. Instead of letting him just crowd the midlde, you run some more stunts and give him a little more freedom of movement. But, Roy has the skill set for it.
The only concern would be making sure Geno doesn’t get clobbered, but a 3-4 would take advantage of Quincy and Gaines.
I have never been a fan of the 3-4
You need a pretty excellent set of personnel to do it right. Marginal room for error.
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True
but do you outright fail by trying a new scheme and have 25% of success or take the 50% failure rate on a scheme where you still dont have the personnel.
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To me
3-4 is death by 3 yards, 4 yards every time. It contains the long run, but unless you have a killer front seven, you WILL be on the other end of sustained drives.
What happened to the Bucs yesterday is a correctable problem.
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Isnt that what the Cover 2 is?
death by short play, dont give up the big play? That seemed to work out well sometimes.
You give up the short run in 3-4, but you hammer the QB if its run right.
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At the end of the day, all of these systems rely entirely on the line's ability to execute.
Short passes didn’t kill us at the height of the Cover 2 because always had the QB under pressure.
Right
Defenses stops are predicated on pressure.
No pressure, no problem for most QB’s
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Thats why Manning and Brady
have trouble with SD, Pressure is brought and they run a good 3-4, or they used to, dont know about this year yet.
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Which is my point.
To run it right, you need better personnel than what the Bucs have. I think they’ll be fine in the current format.
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The coverage breakdowns are likely correctable, particularly when Tanard gets back.
The line is going to have issues all season long.
Theyre only correctable if Flip learns to tackle
and Sabby removes his head from his rear end. And that’s just one game that exposed one problem. Lord help us if another problem springs up.
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It's too late for Bates and Co to come up with it now, but I'd like to see a blend of the two.
Using a 3-4 in third and 5+ would go along way towards improving our pass defense.
Oh, you mean varying playcalls and personnel?
They could do much more. At this point, I want Black as a rushing LB/DE on passing downs. He cant be worse than what we have.
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Yeah. I don't think we have to switch full time to a 4-3, but look at the Patriots and Giants have done over the last few years. Even the Eagles, too.
They take advantage of their personnel’s skill sets instead of plugging them into a preconceived system.
I think you move Geno inside
ala Ray Lewis. Let him and Ruud take the inside, Black and Adams take the outside.
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Im in the same boat.
I vehemently protested against picking Adams. And that McDonalds line set me off. Ridiculous. He’s got a lot of work. He put in the time this offseason and hopefully it pays off, but he may be a year or two behind schedule now.
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Faine is like the NFL version of Rocco.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. He looked pretty fantastic.
Ward looked nice too.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad I didn't torch the jersey I bought 4 years ago.
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worstish
worstestest may be his counterpart in the defensive backfield
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FYI - there's a reader on Buc Em who i think would make a great DRB reader/poster
He bases his arguments strictly by what he hears, and on talk radio. Prime candidate for DRB, yes?
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WIN
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 14, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me know if it's good
I just recently have been playing the shizzle out of 09. I’d like to find some peeps to play some online seasons if they have it yet.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 14, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be on the EASHL thing a lot
Where you play as a player and get to upgrade him and stuff. That is where I have the most fun
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For the lulz
Was that in 09
Is it like some sort of “superstar” mode?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 14, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yesterday at RJS sucked dick.
For about half my life, the Bucs have been competitive to the point where most at the stadium were season ticket holders and about all were at least Bucs fans. Yesterday was the first time since probably the Sombrero days that there were 50% opposing team fans. I had forgotten what that was like at a Bucs game. It was louder on that 4th down K2 drop than for almost anything else the whole game.
Fanbase deserves to be drawn and quartered..
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Posted in another thread
Kazmir velcoity talk in Anaheim is overblown
8/9 in Seatlle with Rays vs 9/2 in Sea with ANA
Four Seam FB Avg 92.08 vs 92.7
Slider Avg: 82.31 vs . 81.38
Two Seam Avg: 89.75 vs 90.3
I am no fan of Hickey’s but fair is fair. Talk around town is a 3-4 MPH difference
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Their commenters scare me.
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Just because we dont fancy our posts up
with periods, commas and coherent thought doesnt mean you should be scared.
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It's like PR boards rejects
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Not a reflection on you.
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You got called out on the Game Balls post, son.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Why am I always getting called out?
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I'm a lightning rod for controversy.
A site hits generating machine!
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I had no idea there was an alternate, scatological meaning to that term.
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And there goes any chance for this to be posted on Buc Em
unless they start asking me about Suttree’s horse fetish bowel movements.
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I'ma let you finish but
Beyonce had one of the best shits ever
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For the lulz
I watched some of yesterdays.
I’m willing to just forget this month ever happened.
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Wake me up when September ends
but not that emo song…
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For the lulz
Do you normally not have to post on the Rays since you do that here?
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How improbable an 11 game losing streak is.
Basically yesterday’s post with a fancy graph.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You should stat it up a bit
Its far more likely than you indicated based ont he number of road games and SoS, at least .2%
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The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
I used safety scissors to cut out tit holes
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss Korova Milk Bar
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I'm not going to wade through this thread to find where you guys talked about the Bucs, but Jermaine Phillips is not as bad as fucking Dago Piscashitty
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
Woppy Dagotelli is the worst safety in the NFL now that Russel is unemployed
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean "blow coverage" all over my house
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Tino Borderlli
shouldnt be on the field. He’s the NFL equivalent of Betancourt. Does nothing well and still gets paid
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Can you do a list of Bucs nicknames like this one?
BJ Lazyton; Pat the Fat; Dioner Fatvarro; Gabe is Gross; Gabe Krapplyjewface; Carl Crawlazy; Evan Long-boria; Jason Mulatlette; Ben Zobfat; Fatlos Pena Michel Fatnandez; Joe Dillweed; Wily Gaybar
Gay-mes Shields; Fat Garza; Scott Kaz-queer; David Plazy; Jeff Niewoman; GayP Howell; Dan Queerler; Grant Ballfour; Joe Neslob; Chad Badford; Randy Scroate;
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 14, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why am I laughing so hard?
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53 people is a lot. You can do it in your mind. Here's my secret:
If something in their name rhymes with gay, then replace that syllable with gay. Other funny rhyming words work too
Else: Inject “lazy” if black or “fat” if white/hispanic.
Example: Kellen Wins-blow, Jeremy Jewblood, Lazen Josph, Barrett (eats too much) Fuud
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
/Suttree’d
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BAHAHAHAH
Grant BALL-four, do you get it? THAT IS FUCKING GENIUS
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 14, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
St Pete Times Readers Conspiracy of the Day (r)
Joe from Tampa
Sep 14th, 2009 12:53 pmI see that SFWMD continues to spread it’s long standing lie that we’re in a drought. And the media goes along despite all evidence to the contrary. If these dopes actually managed use they wouldn’t have to lie about about a non existant drought.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
You see the ESPN article that quotes you RJ?
You need insider for it, but it’s a good read if you have it.
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I don't have Insider. Can anyone quote the relevant parts?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The part with you
Unsurprisingly, the Rays’ offense proved volatile; as R.J. Anderson noted recently, they may be averaging 5.1 runs per game, but they’ve scored fewer than five runs in a lower-than-average 61 percent of their games.
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For the lulz
Blah with a link to this
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/9/9/1023282/why-the-2009-rays-failed-to-reach
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For the lulz
RJ, can you do a graph on DRB site hits since mid-August?
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I'll post more to keep your checks fat, kk?
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I'm not sure which part I like the most.
Random capitalization or "Rhonde".
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 14, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Im not one of "those" guys
but could I be blamed if I just posted FML?
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and FYI
this is the guy I did battle with regarding Leftiwch and his turnovers
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Why do people not like Lefty?
Guts, but arm, needs to take a little off the shorter routes, but nobody is picking him off.
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 14, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think thats old news
I didn’t know what 4chan was. In other news, The Wild Samoans lost the tag titles
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How does random caps occur
I’m used to CAPS LOCK and no caps with no punctuation, but random is fantastic
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A wireless network I can connect to from my dorm is called
“The Jew Network”
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For the lulz
Be careful
it only works at non peak hours. Too cheap to pay for peak hour service
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Lawrence Phillips is still jealous
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
The fucking Norway Parliament Electoin is going to make me rewrite a paper.
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IF LEFTWICH DONT BE MORE CONSISTENT I SAY GO AHEAD AND PUT FREEMAN IN ASAP
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HIM DO NEED BE MORE CONSISTENT
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Everything I read is about how good he played...
IMO he was awful. That hail-mary throw that got picked then bailed out by a penalty was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. That was Sub-Gradkowski QB play right there.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Sep 14, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He be in the middle somewhere between that there Gradkowski and this here annointin
If yall be wanting to commentate in this subthread, I be suggesting you disimprove yous grammer
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There is a raison he were cut by Atlanta and Jacksonville. I'd rather trade for Derek Anderson.
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by EminenceFront on Sep 14, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He ain't no grape, boy.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Sep 14, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what be that thang after yer i and before yer d?
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Manny was better in college, but yeah, it's a fair comparison.
Of course, Gaines didn’t have Mario Williams on the other side of the line, but Manny was much more refined coming out. Manny was always exclusively going to be a 3-4 linebacker, though, where as most people thought Gaines could be either.
Hmmm...
Not sure that Lawson was better in college. I never remember Lawson doing much of anything on a bad NC State defense.
He seemed smaller/quicker and therefore better suited for the 3-4. I think a less-good version of Suggs might be an apt comparison.
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When Tanard comes back, I hope they put Flip back at SS and put Sabby on the bench where he can’t cause anymore trouble. Piscatelli, despite being an excellent athlete, apparently can’t handle the mental aspects of the game.
Posted by: Henry | September 13, 2009 at 06:20 PM
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
Games aren't played on spreadsheets "Bucs Beat" poster "Henry"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom, After you give Sabby his big hug and kiss when he gets home tonight, tell him you’re the only one that thinks he played well (minus one play) on Sunday. Then tell him the rest of us think he better tighten things up quick.
Posted by: Mark | September 14, 2009 at 04:29 PM
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 14, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions
Im never disappointed by reading DRB on the Bucs
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Hey, we TRIED bringing the thunder over to Buc'em, but your readers be all like
“STFU WE’RE NOT RACIST”
“MY 8 YEAR OLD JUST ASKED ME WHAT DOES FUCKMONGER MEAN!?”
“STEVE DOOMEG IS THE SMRTEST ANAL-IST FOR THE BUCS!”
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
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