OTTOTD: DEAR DIRTY LONDON
by Suttree on Sep 15, 2009 9:47 AM EDT
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PrintVulcanic lake, the dead sea: no fish, weedless, sunk deep in the earth. A dead sea in a dead land, grey and old. Old now. It bore the oldest, the first race. The oldest people. Wandered far away over all the earth, captivity to captivity, multiplying, dying, being born everywhere. It lay there now. Now it could bear no more. Dead: an old woman's: the grey sunken cunt of the world.
Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job.
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I'm deciding between playing Caddy/Willie Parker this week.
Yes, my RBs suck that much.
At least LT is hurt so Sproles can get some more shine.
wait LT is hurt?
Beanie better be starting in AZ this weekend.
Jennings, Hellickson, Davis, Brignac, Beckham, Moore > Your top 3
damn I knew as a Chargers fan I should have never traded for him
last night was by far his worst performance against Oak. So that makes like 7 different guys who got hurt in that game.
Jennings, Hellickson, Davis, Brignac, Beckham, Moore > Your top 3
I know I have the all wait till they get hurt RB squad
with LT, Beanie, Jamal Lewis, and Ronnie Brown.
Jennings, Hellickson, Davis, Brignac, Beckham, Moore > Your top 3
I forgot I have Mcgahee too
what are the chances he gets 2 TD’s again next week?
Jennings, Hellickson, Davis, Brignac, Beckham, Moore > Your top 3
My team's all ready an abortion.
LT’s hurt, Pierre Thomas was hurt this week, Rashard Mendenhall did jack shit, Dwayne Bowe did jack shit, Andre Johnson got shut down, Barber was okay… only Romo performed well.
yea I got Johnson too
him, Ocho Cinco, and Desean Jackson all shit the bed….. combine that with going against Brees, I had no chance this week.
Jennings, Hellickson, Davis, Brignac, Beckham, Moore > Your top 3
I have Brees
Nothing like the feeling of knowing you won after checking one box score.
"Typical negro, laying down on the job." -R.J. Anderson
The guy in my league with Brees lost
bahaha
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Led my league in points with my two "best" backs on the bench
Don McNabb (oh noes)
Fred Jackson
Mike Bell
Laveranues Coles
Larry Fitzgerald
Randy Moss
Chad Johnson
Owen Daniels
Packers D/ST
Jason Elam
Shane Lechler
Saints HC
With a bench of Pierre Thomas, Marshawn Lynch, Earnest Graham, Bears D/ST, Sammy Stroughter, Mike Vick, Troy Williamson. I’ve got a waiver in to drop Vick for Byron until Donny Mac is bettered. I’ve got some other deadweight on the bench, but I’ve tried to build my team to be better at the end than at the beginning. Any ideas on proper targets on the waiver wire with this strategery in mind?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You care enough to respond
Thank Rays The Roof, I knew I always tolerated you for a reason.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I somehow came away with a sick stable of running backs in an autodraft league
Turner, Portis, and Jonathan Stewart
Too bad none of them decided to show up last week.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
That's not that sick bro
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
It was autodraft; I mean, it could have been amazing if I somehow netted Peterson, Turner and Jones-Drew or Westbrook
But I watched LT and Steven Jackson get picked before Portis. I don’t know why nobody else put them on their no-draft list. That’s where they were on mine.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I really hate Turner and Stewart this year. I'm so-so on Portis
Pick up Norrwood asap if he’s avail.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Turner will be fine. Yeah, he ran a ton last year, but his legs are fresh. He can handle it for another season.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I hope not (i'm a bucs fan (turner plays for the falcons (the falcons are in the nfc south (so are the bucs))))
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
(Stopped caring for the Bucs 2 years ago, now views football impartially, likes it better that way)
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Do you have enough lotion?
It might be Hell-Boy’s last start.
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
I get off work at 3 (6 EDT) and will be running to the store to pick some up before the game
off to work….screw you young guys be back on to gloat about how great Hellickson is or explain why his sucking tonight is okay later.
Jennings, Hellickson, Davis, Brignac, Beckham, Moore > Your top 3
Hahaha Eat a Dick Brian Urlacher
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
I fucking hate him so much
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
OH YEAH! LOOK AT CHA! YOU WAS POPPIN ALL THAT GOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO, BUT THEN YOU GOT KICKED IN YO CHEST! YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA, YOU EAT A DICK!
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
FAGGOT LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FAGGOT!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He’s like Ray Lewis JR jumping on the pile after someone’s been tackled, except he was never the best LB in the league
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
I was just responding to Niko again; that poor guy is going to have a full-blown meltdown once the real trolls show up.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I think so, but not consistently.
Not my board though, not my problem.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
You rang?
I’ve tried explaining it. And no, he didn’t get the joke yet. Im working on it.
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That guy can't seriously think that United's financials have any bearing whatsoever on the Bucs or vice versa.
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Throw in some Madoff losses and you start to get the picture
Of what a paranoid fan is all about.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No... not even close
OTTOTD: 8/4 (Happy Birthday to my Sister edition) about 1 month ago by kericr Comments399
with some others 100+ and 200+
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Although, Kericr posted a picture of his sister, so that's an automatic 200.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I read this and thought you meant Jonah Keri which was all types of confusing.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't mind getting a little dick in my face while I'm chowing on some vag.
I mean, if you’re suggesting Jonah’s a hermaphrodite and all.
My sister is probably too dumb to know how to have sex.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I can't believe Barca/Inter isn't on TV.
Fuck you, FSC. Everyone wants to watch the worst Milan team in a quarter century play a team with no shot at winning the cup. No one wants to watch the planet’s two most powerful squads trade punches for 90 minutes.
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Silly Kitty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_-oyAldfo
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Or proper interrogative punctuation?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Vote for SRQman
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For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hm, that requires little to no work on my part and should generate comments.
We’ll start it Monday.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Aside from boring awards such as MVP, should be prediction polls, Commenter of the Year, and without a doubt Worst Fan Post of the Year
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Why don't we just do them in the OTTOTD?
Have a nomination thread then do the voting in a few days?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What's taking so long with the 2010 Season Preview
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!11
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Rule 5 status - who needs to get cut / added
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
That Ken Arneson piece that he linked to was pretty interesting
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah it was about Eugene O'Niell and R. Kelly
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Too many roundhouse kicks
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Biggest Mid-Season Acquisition
Zaun, Springer, Bennett, Cody Strait
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Best Cup of Coffee Callup
Michel, Dillon, Thayer, Richard, Brignac
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Best Trade and Worst Trade
Kazmir deal
Edwin deal
Cody Strait for cash
Abreu for Meloan
Meloan for the Swindel (sp?)
Swindel for Abreu
Zaun for Hughes
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Best and Worst FA signings
Kapler, Burrell, Cormier, Isringhausen, Shouse
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Bounceback 2010 and Fallback 2010
Burrell, BJ, Navi
Zo, Bartlett, Niemann
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2010 RoY
Wadey, Nandoey, Deezy, Helly, Briggy (Joyce does not qualify I believe)
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Does Brignac even qualify?
I know there’s a service time cutoff.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Stat Based Commenter of the Year
navis navy
matthan
jquiepo
I know I’m missing some
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P-Value comment of the year?
most likely to start an argument?
most likely to argue with himself?
mist likely to get banned?
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bobr wins it running away, even if he doesn't use stats.
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Shh. I haven't unleashed my master thesis on the economics and statistical trends of horse fucking yet.
I am the dark horse of this race. And god damnit, am I sexy.
NSB Commenter Award
Suttree
kericr
ReasonableDoubt
SRQMan
sternfan1
BucWild
TopGunNumba1
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NSB?
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Kericr hates fun and white people.
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I like to think that he is so guilty about that one time he taught her what happens when she dresses too flashy
That he overcompensates by promoting her “dumbness”.
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Not to mention posting her picture here on her birthday and saying,"Have at it guys."
Like he wants to reject her, even though secretly he craves her scent… his own scent. Keri, we can help, man.
That photo was taken right before the soaked dishrag came out.
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Photo of Yr?
Kericr’s sister
any one of Oakland GDT pics
SRQ at ASG
SRQ and mama
Collette botching the homerun catch?
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Family Guy only wishes it could be Clerks: TAS
But, otherwise, yeah. I stopped liking Kevin Smith at age 16.
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His movies were a pretty incomparable force on my formative years, but I can't watch them again
Not even Chasing Amy holds up that well.
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I tried watching Chasing Amy the other month and it was terrible.
Part of his charm was the fact that there just weren’t that many movies with great dialogue. Compared to the Wire, Sopranos, Mad Men and the rest of the television drama revolution, Smith’s stuff has lost its luster.
Are you suggesting Kevin Smith is the Billy Beane of movies?
Because SRQ should become the Billy Beane of girls.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You're supposed to keep it secret until his book comes out.
Moneyballs.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I've always wanted to be told my ideas reminded them of a great porno.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Rim Job Anderson
I own the entire collection.
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Jeremy Browneye
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Although, that would play to a whole new crowd.
Including Billy Bean.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Billy Bang
I’m awesome at this!
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SRQ and Mama Smooch is the pinnacle of this site's existence.
We have reached critical mass. Not only photo, but post of the year in a rout.
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I would argue the opposite could be occuring.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
And here I am, feeling particularly lost as I can't even figure out what the opposite is
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THE MUSH IS TURNING HIS MIND INTO A BABY???
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I don't think he'll get that reference.
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Seriously, not my type
Let’s ignore the incest angle for a second; I have 1’, 8" on my sister and well over 100lbs. I don’t do tiny girls.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
But that's not what's being talked about; it's my interest in her, not the other way around.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Speaking through a can tied to a string tied to another can that she holds while you walk through the mall...
I been there, man. Midgets will break your fucking heart.
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Toolsy, but raw.
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On your sister.
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Soundtrack: "Love Me For A Reason"
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Also, on a non-awards topic
I tried to copy and paste portions of that thread (OT) from yesterady onto Buc Em, no such luck. I get some weird ad in the middle of the post. Ideas?
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Heart and Soul of DRB Award/The SmilesGenerated (:D%)% Award
I nominate user “PlayOnWords”
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Only nominee and landslide victor
Suttree.
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You aren't leaving.
And his email is in his profile.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Leave that 28.8k beast behind, buddy.
Internet is in the air now. Massless, formless, unstoppable.
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The Internet is Tetsuo?
Actually, I use a pigeon carrier service to take my messages to a 12 year old Thai boy across the street who then logs into my account and transcribes them on this thing you call “the Internet”.
About to watch the bored to death pilot
Jason Scwartzman as an amateur detective, with Zach Galifinakis. On HBO.
Potential for hilarity: High
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I feel bad for Zach.
He’s going to play to sell out crowds and everybody’s going to laugh even at his bad jokes, which in the past were great because they hightened the awkardness.
You listened to Patton oswalt on the B.S. report too?
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OH SNAP.
Yes, but I had the conversation before with a friend who loves Galafanikis. Also, fuck Simmons – he used to shit on Zach all the time.
I'm sure he feels terrible about being rich.
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Funny is funny.
If he knows it, and the right people know it – who cares what the scenesters do?
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Between two ferns is amazing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the link, anyway
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002P3GM8E?ie=UTF8&s=digital-video&qid=1252963670&sr=1-1
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The previews make the show look pretty bad
Which is unfortunate, considering the cast.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Things I thought I'd never say:
“You are like the Joe Morgan of evaluating penis size”
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Opening line of P Brady's memoirs "Play Ball: Tales of My Life After Joe Morgan Raped Me Real Good"
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"Fielder's Choice: How I played catch wih my uncle, by PlayOnWords"
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And my buns still clench when I get a whiff of pine tar! Oh, boy!
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I'm legally blind from having chaw spit in my face every time I came first, but at least I can vaguely pick up the frequency of old Dan Walls and Andy Freeze's Rays radio broadcasts.
Neighbors complain about the sound, but I doubt they’ve had a signed, sawed off Miguel Cairo game bat jammed in their ears every time BJ Upton strikes out!
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By Prince Fielder
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Oh, I read that as "my uncle, PlayOnWords"
Not so funny your way, “P Brady”.
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Prove it.
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I guess I can return the paddleball set.
I was going to take you to the beach this weekend! A little uncle/nephew gay frolicking among the waves quality time on seaside.
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Yep, Next Man Up is a great read, in depth season within the Ravens
Think it was Feinstein
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Haven't yet.
I’ve never been a huge Pearlman guy, but the excerpts I’ve read were pretty amusing.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats about it
If you want the NFL organizational experience read Next Man Up. If you want the Life and Times of NFL Players real BWBB. I found both entertaining.
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Pretty much this, though I didn't care a lot for Next Man Up.
I’m not a huge Pearlman fan, but Boys Will Be Boys is hysterical because of the quality of the material he has to work with.
I have Pete Williams The Draft that I never finished.
It has a ton of Bucs ties. McKay, Angelo, etc.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Halberstram Belichick book is fantastic, and Patriot Reign isn't shabby.
Not terrifically written, but certainly an interesting look into the Pats.
Great book, especially prior to Spygate
Ernie Adams is a very interesting fellow, Education of a Coach
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Bored to Death:
Pilot gets a B, but it has great potential. Started slow but got hilarious
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B seems about right, I enjoyed it FWIW
I think my favorite line was the Detective telling him, “You do this again you’ll end up in Rikers, that doesn’t look like an environment you would thrive in.” That cracked me up big time.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"Dude, you can't smoke meth, its all just chemicals, I got some pot, lets use that"
“Can we take the dishrag out of her mouth?”
“No, she still wants to break up with me..I don’t wanna deal with that.”
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WTF, seriously
Im still trying to copy part of yesterday’s OT Thread and paste it on Buc Em, but half of it gets cut off and is covered by a Sprint add and the bottom of the page is all screwed up.
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Two Sport Blogger, I see
Looking forward to your Buc Em contributions
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I've got some ideas
Hopefully I can figure out a way to do exactly what I want.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
BIG PRESS RELEASE AT 5:45 ANNOUNCING YOUR ARRIVAL
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Ok, I'm sure I'll be labeled as another one of those DRB nerds so bring on the slings and arrows
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a real good background
I’ll check him out
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing nerdy about it
Im trying to bridge that gap between nerdiness and neanderthal.
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Wanted to post the roundtable but no dice. Had an "awesome" picture too
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Not really. Any discussion that lasts for more than 5 comments on serious Bucs comments
is regarded as a coming together of minds in my opinion. Intellectual football discussions don’t happen often.
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Baseball Fans on Football
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Only if the return article is
baseball analysis by Buc Em readers.
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This seems like a good time for a random BGFour email.
I’d like to see what I can do to reconcile….this was an unfair ban, IMHO, but I would like to see if I can re-gain participation at some point. I’m willing. I think a good writer, with those who want to read his posts, and a good fan of the Rays should have an opportunity to post his Rays related stuff on SB NATION and interact, in kind, with the other participants.
if you don’t know who the guy is, how is it that he can ban me?
the more unfair the “powers that be” (and their agents) at DRAYSBAY are toward me, the more I suspect something afoul there. That awakens the activist in me, because of you’ve done it to me, you’ve probably done it or will do it, to others. It’s my right to defend myself against unfairness and character assassination, such as I experienced on your site.
SB Nation proper and the advertisers need to know if one of their franchises is operating this way.
I want Rays fans to have a fair shot on SB Nation, and I didn’t get one with you guys.
I will let go of it when I am treated fairly and given a chance.
If I can’t talk to the guy who banned me or make reconciliation, then I want that clearly stated..in unison…by the “powers-that-be” on DRAYSBAY.
Otherwise, I will proceed to take action against DRAYSBAY. And, trust me, you don’t have any idea of the kinds of legitimate actions I can marshal.
kERICr’s banning statement accuses me of being “lonely” and spewing “mindless dribble” (he meant “drivel”)……neither of those statements is accurate or
a reason in itself to ban someone.
I know that you guys have your clique and feel you can do this type of thing without explanation or legal justification….because you can get by with it “legally”, possibly.
There may be legal aspects to this (and every communnication from you and RJ Anderson increases the odds in my favor, but I usually choose to act on behalf of others when I do these things and I know that your financial structure is the most important thing to you guys, while my rep and honor are most important to me, so walk away from this stuff you guys are doing here? hell, no…)
Your best option is to restore me once I’ve completed my site/archive reading, as posted in my fanshot, and give me another chance. Then everything will be hunky-dory.
I will not violate any policy of the site and, if I leave, it will be by my choice…and then I will have no “case” against your website.
I think you guys should get together and decide that this was a huge misunderstanding, that someone who is apparently “authorized” did not act wisely in this matter…and give a guy a second chance, along with specific guidelines….with respect.
Otherwise I will assume that you are covering up something and that is like sayin’ “sic ’em” to this old dog. :-)
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by R.J. Anderson on Sep 15, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think my best option is to immediately get on a flight to a non-extradition country
Venezuela, here I come.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Reinstate him.
By now, he’s probably no longer a Rays fan anyway.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
He can file a motion to kiss my ass
That’s about the only cause of action he has.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
This is utterly outstanding
got (sic) damn
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You should've mentioned the follow-up vague legal threat.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
You know what game I miss
Jet Grind Radio. That shit was epic
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Forever...that is one of my favs of all time. I am trying to get my buddy to give me his Dreamcast so I can have it
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Don't worry Modern Warfare will be here before you know it
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So what you're saying is that
you’re a console game? Interesting.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Sell this to Kanye's writers
Live like a fat rat
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 15, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this the work of Topper
A number of the commentariat said, "No, and you’re a jerk." Some others were more forgiving, but also suggested that it was, at best, a fool’s errand. Two or three guys sent me disgusting photos of themselves in various Manet-inspired poses. (Please stop doing that.) And finally one guy, Ken Arneson, said that, while it might be impossible, he was trying real hard to do it and that the field of neuroesthetics was helping.
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Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Waiting for a death note version with L and those fuckers Near and Mello
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
so the mall is fun
And has people wtf
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by SRQman on Sep 15, 2009 4:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I don't follow
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by SRQman on Sep 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't follow
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by SRQman on Sep 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't follow
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I lead
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
so the mall is fun
And has people wtf
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
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