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OTTOTD: 9/16


Man I've been busy.  I'm working under deadline for the last week and change and that doesn't look to change for the rest of the month.  More often then not, I'm not going to have time to put together OTTs.

Star-divide

Here's your guide to the 2009 Frankfurt Auto show, chock full of cars that either you'll never be able to buy, or never be able to afford to buy.

ESPN has released their week 2 power rankings, and after the Bucs offense managed to show they're not brain dead, ESPN has rewarded the team by moving them down three spots to 29th.  They say that they're better then KC, Detroit, and the Rams.  Think about that, 0-1 St. Louis ranked worse then 0-17 Detroit.  That's REALLY bad.  I agree with it, St. Louis is wretched.

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I think the question I get asked the most is, well I dunno know, it happens a lot, enough that I would remark on it – a lot of people come up to me and they say “Is it possible for a woman to get pregnant without intercourse?” My answer’s always the same, I say: “Listen. We’re gonna have to go all the way back to the civil war. Apparently a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and then lodged itself in the ovaries of an 18 year old girl who was actually 100 feet from him at the time. Well, the baby was fine. She was very happy. Guilt-free. Course, the soldier’s a little pissed off.” When ya think about it, it’s actually a form of intercourse, but not for everyone. Those who love action, maybe.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 9:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel pretty good about the game on Sunday.

It will be the first true test of Bates’ ability to adjust, considering the Bills are another great receiving team. The Bucs running attack makes my dick hard, though.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping the Bills wouldve won last week.

Short week, coming off emotional victory, a classic letdown game. But now, they are gonna fight to not go 0-2 at home.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 16, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out of fear for the purity of their lawns.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arsene is awesome.
Recalling the challenge by Adebayor on Dutch star Van Persie, Wenger said: "I watched it when I got home and it looked very bad.

“You ask 100 people, 99 will say it’s very bad and the hundredth will be Mark Hughes.”

Hughes being the manager of the stomper Adebayor.

Then Arsene was asked about Robin van Persie’s statement in which he was hugely critical of his former teammate. He said:

“If somebody stamps on your head in that way, you wouldn’t say, ‘thank you very much’ and turn the other cheek. Only Jesus Christ did that.”

:D

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Linda McMahon running for Senator of Connecticut.

Obama Screwed Obama, IMO.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Obama's been disappointing.

Just another run of the mill Democratic politician. Based on his campaign, I was hoping he’d basically run as a martyr, appeal to the people the entire time, get absolutely nothing done, but maybe, juuuuuuuust maybe, wake people up, inspire people to take more care in understanding and participating in government. Instead, he’s just another tool for the Democratic party, Clinton without the financial wherewithal.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, you're so stupid you didn't get my professional wrestling reference from 1997.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And every year in between.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss wrasslin'

Sports Entertainment is for the birds

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame the pandas.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you complaining that the Secret Service is too good to get him assassinated?

Seriously though, you were expecting him to grandstand and do nothing for 4 years? That’s terrible.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 16, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, at some point I'm going to have to get in on the fight on this. Regardless of what you may think of the healthcare plan, it's infinitely better then what this country has now, which is nothing.

And the vast majority of the criticism around the plan involves FUD and truth-twisting. The only way you can really form a true opinion on it is to do the research yourself and not go to sites like Fox news or MSNBC.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 16, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if it's infinitely better.

Do we need reform? Absolutely. Is it an improvement? Yes. Are Fox News and MSNBC the messengers of Satan? Emphatically so.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glen Beck is the newest form of the Serpent, brah.

Seriously. The man’s goals have nothing to do with being a Libertarian and Conservative.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I can't argue with that.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 16, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's tough to argue against.

It’s like saying Sean Hannity is fair and understanding. Even Fox News regulars would roll their eyes.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hannity has nothing on Beck

And Hannity is a clown.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 16, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a libertarian

who will vote money first (so republican who hated Bush’s spending) and usually vote republican but could care less about social conservatism, and I think Hannity is a d-bag who loves to hear himself talk. Watch his show (Actually don’t), he always has this pretentious look on his face like he’s standing infront of an American flag with a fan blowing on him and spouts off about children, firefighters, and other easily lovable figures to defend every point he makes (most of the time they have nothing to do with his argument). At least Beck seems like he actually cares and has bad talked Bush before, not like the big old party hack Hannity is.

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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, but we're still in the middle of an economic crisis.

The Congressional Budget Office says the current health-care bills will increase the budget deficit by at least $239 billion over the next 10 years, and far more in the years beyond that. If the new health-care entitlement were subject to the same 75-year actuarial standards as Social Security or Medicare, its unfunded liabilities would exceed something like 9.2 trillion. This is not going to help the country anymore than the current system does.

Health care reform should not be our biggest concern. Save it for a day when the country is generating new wealth and not operating in a major deficit. You know, like, uh, before Bush took office.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or cap and trade costing

(according the obama admin on the high end of the est) $1,700+ a year.

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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

these are policies reserved for

era of good feeling times like Clintons post cold war timing.

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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not surprised that a guy with the last name Cruz is looking for a handout

Next time just knock me down in an alley and take my wallet instead of getting your goonsquad to force me to hand it over at gunpoint.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 16, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bitch, I'm Puerto Rican.

We use knives.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 16, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool

I’ve got 2 fists, I like my odds. GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY POCKET, HIPPIE!

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 16, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I finally am renting Batman

The Joker is funny

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by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FJM spitting hotfire
Rays reliever J.P. Howell was focused on a big World Series rematch against Philadelphia, a game his team won at home, 10-4. But he also was talking about the shock of the day.

“I used to listen to his music so it’s kind of weird,” he said of Jackson.

I actually ran into J.P. Howell a few days ago at my local Best Buy (he was spending way too much money on HDMI cables but I didn’t say anything). I was like, fuck, I gotta ask this dude about that weird Michael Jackson interview. Here’s what he said:

“Yeah, I mean, Michael Jackson dying was kind of weird, like I said. Telling some guy how I felt about it – now that was fucked up. I mean, I’m J.P. Howell, not David Fricke or whatever…Anyway, you want to play some Beatles Rock Band?”

“For me, the Jackson 5 is the part of Michael Jackson’s career that I admired most,” Rays manager Joe Maddon said. “As a young group they were the bomb back then and they were so impressive because of their youth and their talent.”

“Farrah Fawcett, we all remember Farrah Fawcett. And it’s really a shame that the lady suffered. We all had that poster up on our wall at some point.”

He’s talking about the KC and the Sunshine Band poster.

“And God bless her, man, she was a beautiful lady. And it’s very difficult to watch her demise that way.”

People of mlb.com, here’s what I’m thinking: It makes as much sense to ask Joe Maddon about the death of Farrah Fawcett as it does to ask Jaclyn Smith about the death of Nick Adenhart.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, the correctly bolded version below
Rays reliever J.P. Howell was focused on a big World Series rematch against Philadelphia, a game his team won at home, 10-4. But he also was talking about the shock of the day.

“I used to listen to his music so it’s kind of weird,” he said of Jackson.


I actually ran into J.P. Howell a few days ago at my local Best Buy (he was spending way too much money on HDMI cables but I didn’t say anything). I was like, fuck, I gotta ask this dude about that weird Michael Jackson interview. Here’s what he said:

“Yeah, I mean, Michael Jackson dying was kind of weird, like I said. Telling some guy how I felt about it – now that was fucked up. I mean, I’m J.P. Howell, not David Fricke or whatever…Anyway, you want to play some Beatles Rock Band?”

“For me, the Jackson 5 is the part of Michael Jackson’s career that I admired most,” Rays manager Joe Maddon said. “As a young group they were the bomb back then and they were so impressive because of their youth and their talent.”

“Farrah Fawcett, we all remember Farrah Fawcett. And it’s really a shame that the lady suffered. We all had that poster up on our wall at some point.”


He’s talking about the KC and the Sunshine Band poster.

“And God bless her, man, she was a beautiful lady. And it’s very difficult to watch her demise that way.”

People of mlb.com, here’s what I’m thinking: It makes as much sense to ask Joe Maddon about the death of Farrah Fawcett as it does to ask Jaclyn Smith about the death of Nick Adenhart.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except this has to do with the RAYS.

Sorry you misinterpreted this website for as a canvas on which to splatter your crestfallen hopes for a big, beautiful, black US of A.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MADDON'S MISHUN

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just thought a few people would be interested

I’ve been sharing some of our basement nerd philosophies with a friend of mine who writes for a local magazine and is going to start covering the Orioles for them (SRQ magazine), and one of her spots is a ‘by the numbers’ article (those unoriginal pieces where you state a number then a fact dealing with it, i.e. 2-the number of SN everybody’s favorite DRB troll has had banned).
Here’s a little something from her piece comparing Sarasota’s acquisition of the Orioles compared to the Sox and the departing Reds,

“84-59
—The "ExWL" (Pythagorean expectations of wins to losses) of the Boston Red Sox. Using a formula resembling that Pythagorean theorem, this statistic estimates how many games a team should win based on the number of runs they score and allow. ExWL has proved to be quite accurate.
62-82
—The "ExWL" (Pythagorean expectations of wins to losses) of the Baltimore Orioles.
62-83
—The "ExWL" (Pythagorean expectations of wins to losses) of the Cincinnati Reds.”

At least its a start, she has a piece coming up as well where she will probably use FIP and wOBA, I just thought it would be appropriate to post this on the day FJM comes back from the dead.

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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 11:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get why they didn't get the Red Sox

but whatever I can get tickets now

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by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

from the rest of her article…$70 million
—The rough amount initially offered to the Red Sox to come to Sarasota. How much funding the city and county could pull from bonds to cover costs eventually dropped, as did the amount offered.
$31.2 million. (So i’m guessing we didn’t offer enough in the end)
 I’m sure SRQ was just being used as a pawn, plus we’ve got enough of them during winter, why extend it another 2 months. lol

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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reply fail

the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009

by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh at first I was like wtf but now I'm glad I won't have to deal with their fans and such.

I like to go to Ed Smith it’s where I started to get into baseball.

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by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya, and just imagine

the douchey name the Red Sox would have named their new stadium, real legends field?

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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 16, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blah it would piss me off.

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For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pure White Heroes Field at Twisted Tea Stadium

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God bless Fire Joe Morgan.

The Derek Jeter and Murray Chass pieces are priceless.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The best part so far? This comment from "clintonportishead"
ClintonPortishead
01:28 PM

I think we should credit Murray Chass for writing the first Boston fairytale where the black guy doesn’t go to jail.
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The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The comment two above that is gold as well.
Mike Low, Low, Lowell the boat, gently down the stream.

-Nursery Rhymes by Daisuke

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

though it should be "gentry down the stleam"

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This guy is great

 ClintonPortishead
12:48 PM
Jesus is the Derek Jeter of Christianity

Does that make a hard ground ball to the 3rd base side the Pontius Pilate of baseball? Reply

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARGH! THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Why the fuck are the FJM guys spending their time doing shitty unwatchable sitcoms!!!! READ THIS BRILLIANCE AND TELL ME THEY SHOULDN’T BE CONSCRIPTED TO JUST DO FJM

“So I guess you could say that this year’s Hot Dog Eating Contest truly was a lot of bun for everyone! And one final note: there is no God, man’s search for meaning is a cosmic red herring, and we’re all going to die. See you next year!”

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic character

I find it funny that as a witty guy he gets no speaking parts in that role.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 16, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No amount of "Boston SportsGuy" dick sucking is going to make him funny

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, you really do have no fucking taste.

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, ok child that doesn't undestand "The Wire"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You misspelled "Understand" and watch hentai.

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Half of that statement is true

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol u mad

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

u mad u mad

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

u fat

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually skinny

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at this skinny devil ladies

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT WAS THE WIND.

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE WIND TURNED MY HAIR INTO A NAPPY MESS AND MADE ME POSE

I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I thought you were talking about the fatness.

My pose was awesome, fuck you.

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cute little jew-y guy.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not jewish mang

Fucking dutch blood

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't know how dumb this made you look.

The Wire is the best show I’ve ever seen, no hyperbole.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 16, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm, Diabetes

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sugar Free ones

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In order of preference

1. Amp
2. RockStar
3. NOS

Its replaced my coffee drip

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rockstar = The official energy drink of Scientology

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really?

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was the VP's son?

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know who Michael Savage is.

I KNOW all of the best comedians.

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol u mad

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol you gay

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For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just buy a whole thing of Vitamin B pills.

You’ll get the same kick without the diabetes. I had a major addiction to some Arizona energy drink that had milk thistle in it.. in addition to ruining my teeth, I couldn’t shit without it for like 3 months.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 Hour Energy exaggerates by 2 hours.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Arsenal hate me.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Other than Monday's win, the last time that a team I rooted for won was two weeks ago.

Not including the USMNT.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably samething for me....

even my HS football team lost :(

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by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giant tool

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by SRQman on Sep 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pristinity of your high school yearbook is evidence to the contrary.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well.
EPL Table 2009-2010
Pos Club P W D L F A GD Pts

1 Chelsea 4 4 0 0 10 2 8 12

2 Tottenham 4 4 0 0 11 4 7 12

3 Man Utd 4 3 0 1 8 2 6 9

4 Stoke City 4 2 1 1 3 4 -1 7

——————————————————————————————-

5 Arsenal 3 2 0 1 11 4 7 6

6 Man City 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 6

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, fuck, that's not updated.

Tottenham 4th, Arsenal 9th.

There we go.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, you post here all the fucking time. Has the term Small Sample Size taken purchase in your liquor atrophied mind quite yet?

Huh? What? Huh? What? FUCK YOU.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or vice versa, HAW HAW HAW!

I already said – I don’t hate Spurs, and you dont have a single reason to hate Arsenal. 1) you arent a Jew 2) you dont live in or have, to my knowledge, never lived in North London 3) You have been a Spurs fan for <5 years. There hasn’t been enough time for you to develop hatred because nothing between the two teams has happened (unless you’re super pissed about Sol Campbell). It isn’t like Arsenal Football Club are in the least unlikeable. We don’t have a Russian mobster for an owner or primadonna players (except Eboue, but everyone hates him) or a befuddling sense of entitlement. We develop players internally (yes, many times from other youth setups, but the player’s truly formative years are spent at Colney), have never been involved in any sort of scandal, the list goes on.

Your hatred is impure. You’re just trying to fit in with your other Yid brothers.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fucking loathe every single player I've ever seen in an Arsenal uniform, aside from Flamini because that bitch tried to head tackle someone.

Also, aside from you, every Arsenal fan I’ve ever met is a douchebag. And you, sir, are tottering that very ledge.

by Suttree on Sep 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When have you ever seen anyone like that?

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duh that was the look then brah

I watch Barca play Internazionale tonight, wow they are good at possession

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 16, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have some cousins coming over from Espana (he says huskily) for Thanksgiving.

Originally they’re from Barcelona. Bringing me the orange kit with TH14. Woot woot!

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 17, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One is.

You like them el septugenariano style?

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 17, 2009 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You played against the Arsenal Reserves, then?

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 17, 2009 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been listening to MV's De-Loused In the Comatorium since its release and I still have no fucking idea what these lyrics are. Even the English ones.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crematorium*

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW IIIIIIIIIIM LOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSED

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by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Despite its alphabet soup, still contains the most Air Guitar Poses per Second of any record released this decade.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that disc

Especially the 14 minute experiments in noise. (no sarcasm)

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 16, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Went through more emails.
yea Shawn Camps 4.68 ERA, 1.49 WHIP and .313 BAA were sparkling compared to his 7.20 ERA and 2.03 WHIP in 2007. Fucking moron. You really dont know dick about baseball. Not only is Camp’s .313 BAA fucking horrendous and Sonnanstine-esque, but the dewd allowed almost every inherited runner to score that year. God Id love to sit and watch a game with you and hear your thoughts from phsycallly observing the game, because I find your complete lack of baseball knowledge startling for how cocky you are, and “advanced” you think your baseball knowledge is.
 
btw, Andy SOnnanstine fucking sucks. You really nailed that Jackson v Sonny debate the past 2 years. Fucking douche bag moron. The funniest part is that you still dont think you are wrong. You sttill think Sonny was far and away the better pitcher last year, even though Jackson had the lower ERA the entire season until September 5. And you wont amdit you were wrong, instead claiming you were right with no explanation for why you look so stupid now other than “certain obscure stats when isolated and looked at by themself suggested he was better”. Still cant admit you were wrong. Fucking moron
 
DRaysBay home to reasoned argument? Yea I guess as much as MSNBC is

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And.
what a joke, I bash Sonnanstine and I get banned. Progressive statistical analasys? LOL. Then I have a few typs and Im threatened with dismissal. OK Stalin
 
 You are incredibly biased and it routinely skews your ability to statistically analyze anyone. Your agenda determines which stats you use for who, and how you want to cover a player. Also, you just arent a very knowledgable baseball fan. I know if I actually watched a baseball game with you, you would be clueless. You dont know how to interpret what you watch until you run it through your stat machine. You regurgitate stats as they fit your agenda, and even then you arent really sure how to apply the statistics in a meaningful way.
 
I think your site is great for up to the minute news. Its not like you guys do any reporting yourself though, you just sit on the computer ALL DAY and search other sites for the latest Rays related news. Nontheless, it provides me with the info I need to know sooner than the real Rays journalists who have to go out and attain the information and actually do work.
 
But when you get past that, you guys are the equivelant of ESPN talking heads, just without the credentials or half the knowledge. The funniest part about your site is how full of yourself you are. You really think you are smarter than you are, and thats probably half the reason why you suck so hard when you do try to analyze the team.
 
Just keep up with sitting online 18 hours a day and searching for up to the minute Rays news, thats what really keeps people coming to your site and I do applaud you for that.
 
Dont bother responding, Im not goign to be reading your response.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hook?

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Sep 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should have just replied "BORN IN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't break any news.

YOU WRECK IT

/puts on shades and grinds down handrail

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Currently Listening: Black Moth Super Rainbow - The Sticky

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