OTTOTD: To the last syllable of recorded time.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 9:21 AM EDT
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When the shadow of the sash appeared on the curtains it was between seven and eight oclock and then I was in time again, hearing the watch. It was Grandfather's and when Father gave it to me he said I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire; it's rather excruciating-ly apt that you will use it to gain the reducto absurdum of all human experience which can fit your individual needs no better than it fitted his or his father's. I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it. Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.
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Yay!
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 9:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I'd be pissed that I woke up to find out the class was cancelled.
Then again, I’ve been at work since 7:30, so I hate you on principle.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had my first class
Art 101 @ 8 am (So I been up since 7am) but my second class which is right after at 10am was canceled.
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still hate you for reasons that have no logic behind them.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, WTF?
8 AM class? Are you retarded?
by rglass44 on Sep 17, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, I have a 8 A.M. class too.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 17, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did that my first semester of freshman year. That's the last time I did an early class like that.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. I wake up early 2 days a week, the only 2 days I have class.
I shall do perfectly fine I believe.
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess, but you also don't have crippling addictions to alcohol
several narcotics, pussy, fun, good times, movement and being around people
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 17, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm around people....
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had the same thing my freshman year.
So I made sure not to do it again my Sophmore year. Honestly, I went right back to all early classes. Having your classes done for the day by 11-noon is much better than rolling out of class at 5pm.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 17, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This this this. Except I have all my classes one day so I am done at 4
but having M-W-F and the weekend free is epic.
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a GD job, Jeebus you aren't even trying
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 17, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I been looking....
Haven’t really found much
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop trying to work at a buffet
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 17, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop trying to work at Chip n Dales
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what that is.
I wanna be a rescue ranger?
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by P Brady on Sep 17, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still gay.
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no u?
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by P Brady on Sep 17, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope you
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're incredibly unoriginal
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by P Brady on Sep 17, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are incredibly original in your sexual preference
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Art 101....
we played a game and had brownies today
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It it's Art 101, they must have been brownies made by hippies.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were schroomies, and SRQ is about to enter space.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a good idea: when you tell your friends,"I'm leaving. I'm going for a drive."
And they say,“Uh, you don’t have a car,” you fucking STAY.
Also, don’t talk to other people because they will think you are homeless and trying to rape them.
These are the facts.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, don’t talk to other people because they will think you are homeless and trying to rape them.
That includes here, on this board.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weak
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop trying to rape me, ass pirate.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not my fault you fell for something so obviously a trap.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SRQ is a reap.
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by P Brady on Sep 17, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Sutty, but your boy Hook85 has the best thread going.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 17, 2009 10:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So I'll be testing positive for swine flu at approximately 4 PM
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by P Brady on Sep 17, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gimme some of your pills, I can see Mexico out my window
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 17, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching P Brady and SRQ argue is like watching snails fuck.
It takes me forever to cum, and when I do, they melt.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Since the other thread appairently died I'll repeat this here
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Judging by the title, I'm going to assume this is NSFW.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youtube clip, so it's SFW unless you don't have headphones
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My better judgement tells me NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 17, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/learns to read the rest of thread
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 17, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FACT: Canes stomp Ga Tech tonight.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 17, 2009 12:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't get a good read on this game
I have a feeling Ga Tech might run all over them
Bring Your Z-Game!
by Sveet on Sep 17, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OFFICIAL GROOVESHARK DRAYS BAY PLAY LIST.
I’ll start.
King Harvest (Has Surely Come) – The Band
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Song that Never Ends - Norman Martin
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH OH I GOT A GOOD ONE
Jumper — Blink 182
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Money, Cash, Hoes - Jay Z (f/ DMX)
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grooveshark apparently doesn't have any Norman Martin (gay).
Make another selection.
by Suttree on Sep 17, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is there an azn sitting in my hallway?
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea....he is gone though
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Williams
i hope some doug williams pride will get in the them !!!
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The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the only thing that Doug Williams takes pride in now is his ability to consume food.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PRIDE WILL GET IN THE THEM
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just read your racist thread over at Buc Em...
too bad Buc Wild had to shut that party down.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buc em readers are like Draysbay readers from 07. SOOOOOOOO EASY TO BAIT
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 17, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IDK about DRaysBay 07, but yeah, they have no idea how to fight against troll fu.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We really can't get away with that over there, far too many closet racists.
You know, the “I’m not racist but I hate the darkies because they fit old racist sterotypes” guys.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 17, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the more reason to toss out the bait, sit back and enjoy.
Also, plasticman needs to get some thicker skin.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 17, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must SEE TV
Must watch highlights of the Bulls game from last night. Elliot Johnson turns an incredible behind the back double play.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Link
http://dbulls.com/flash/video/homeVideo.swf?cachebuster=1253159150041
Link
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't Mess Me With SRQman
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck did I do?
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made fun of my Thread Pic posting cluelessness
I’m a sensitive old man who is depressed technology left me behind after college. I want my Webcrawler back, enough google nonsense.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just trying to help
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm jus playin homey
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaning I realize I seem like an ass
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It never bothered me.
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you had left out the Dude it isn't hard, it would have been sufficient
Instead you tore me down
Dude it isn’t hard when you are typing a comment see the picture box. Click on that insert link BOOM
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is what you old people deserve for all the shit I go through because of you
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
You still dead dawg. (As I type this I see an old man in an electric wheel chair cross the street from my dorm window just dodging a car. I pretend it is sternfan1 and just hope the car hits him)
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was at a conference at a hotel in Tampa this morning
In the restroom there was an older man in a motorized wheelchair with clear physical issues. He was doing a 25 point turn a la Austin Powers to line up with a urinal. He was all alone when I walked in. Really uncomfortable moment. He did not say a word or make eye contact so I played it cool, picked a the closest urinal to the door (farthest from him) and went about my business. About a handful of other people walked in during the break and did the same. By the time I was through, I was happy to see he had successfully parked the chair and propped himself up to piss. Should I have offered to help?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh I don't think so
Because that is really awkward and might have made him mad because he hasn’t come to terms with the fact that he isn’t the glorious walking person he used to be and you offering help might have angered him.
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
waiting for them to ask for assistance
is the PC thing to do, before I learned that I used to offer assistance all the time, before one angry paraplegic aardvark(I assume) chewed me out for offering to help when he couldn’t open a door after three attempts (while I was standing behind him), but Austin Powers-esque ‘three point’ turns want to make you pick someone up and 180 them yourself.
the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009
by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 18, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you at least watch the vid clip?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 17, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it was fun
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by SRQman on Sep 17, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many times a day do you Google your name?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 17, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's actually his homepage
Google with him already searched
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