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OTTOTD: Oh Snap! Santeria Edition



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And of course a quote from the greatest documentary about Santeria ever made:

[Bond sees a possible weapon]
Black Man: [to Bond] Keep your hands up, honkey!
[to his pal]
Black Man: What does he think this is? I'll blow his friggin' head off.

 

Star-divide

Bonus quote for space reasons!

Mr. Big: [to his men] Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?
James Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW!

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Names is for tombstones, baby!

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the least talented Buccaneer defense in over 12 years.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HARDY NICKERSON ISN'T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR.

And if you expect them to walk through that door, they’re going to be gray and old.

by Suttree on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardy rarely gets his due from Bucs fans.

Probably because they weren’t paying attention when he played.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Bucs can get a win in week 4, since Washington's offence looks completely inept and their defense isn't that great.

The Bucs should be able to outscore them.

If the Eagles are still starting Kelly Kobb in week 5, that’s a win for them as well. Carolina at home in week 6 fully depends on which Delhomme shows up.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Skins defense is quite good I'd say.

They throttled the Giants pretty good compared to the Boys (who rolled us). I think even Jason Cambell can throw TD passes against us.

by rglass44 on Sep 21, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardy was a fucking stud.

Also, he probably pissed people off when he called out Brooks and Sapp when he left. But, Hardy was the man.

by Suttree on Sep 21, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also punched some scrub through the facemask in practice once.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 21, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardy was so good that it wasn't until after he left his imprint on this team that it had the chance to win a Superbowl

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BJ Daniels steps in for Matt Grothe against the 'Noles.

Really don’t know how this is going to turn out for them. I’ve been against Grothe ever sinced I realized he wasn’t going to progress any in skill from when he started playing, but black guys named BJ in this area ARE NOTORIOUSLY LAZY AND DON’T PUT FORTH EFFORT.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, funny joke, you should ban someone for no reason over it

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering that's the 2nd time I had warned him about being an ass, I don't really care what you think about it.

But I’ll tell you what. The next time he, or anybody who is new and pulls the BJ = Lazy card shows up, I’ll go ahead and let him troll the boards and not say or do anything, and you can have all the fun you want ripping into him for being a fucktard. I’ll watch as the thread gloriously dives into a mess of slop that those kinds of threads always turn out to be, and you guys can have your fun.

Oh, except that doesn’t even happen when they’re left to their own devices anymore. Anybody who knows their way around here doesn’t even acknowledge those posts, and anybody who doesn’t tries to reason with them, which is stupid, because he’s a troll and isn’t going to listen to reason. And if by some circumstance one of you guys did respond to him in any way, he wasn’t going to come back and read it because he’s a fucking troll.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terp's not a troll, brah

He’s been around here a little while, and I’ve gotten along with him just fine.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should've unbanned him then.

 Banning

I got banned for a day recently for my comments about BJ Upton’s effort or lack thereof to avoid a double play. While I understand this blog’s policies about fact based comments, I disagree with the 24 hour banning in this case. I have seen many other much more inflammatory posts on this site and those people are not reprimanded. I responded to an obviously slow time to first. A later post mentioned that his ankle may have been the reason for the slow time to first. That is a reasonable response IMO to my post. I forgot that he was recently injured.

In my warning that I received, I was directed to a wikipedia website article about perceived African male laziness. I take offense to the suggestion that I am picking on Upton merely because he is black. I think your judgement of me in this regard is baseless. Please stick to the facts. Upton has had several issues with lack of effort on the field. He was even pulled from a game for lack of effort. That is a fact. If I were making this claim about black athletes in general, I would certainly understand your point. This is not in my heart, and not in my opinion of Upton.

I am sorry if this post is not appropriate for this topic. I am most certainly not trying to troll for a response. I am just not sure how else to convey my feelings on this subject to all of the people who may be responsible.

Kercir in his post banning me, mentioned that I was uneducated and had a fat ass. I will have you know that neither is an accurate description. My ass is muscular and trim. :)

Clearly I was a bit mistaken.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to over-ride your authorit-ay

It was a 24 hour ban, not the end of the world. Let’s just move on.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tend to think this site has a quick trigger finger with banning

But it’s not my site to make those kinds of decisions.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dead topic; move on (.org)

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a cross I smell burning? Oh, hey PriceMultiCyYoungs

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny you say that because I found that on the Canes SBN site (which is the worst thing I've ever seen)

I then do a quick GIS search to locate and post here. I almost click on the 2nd image on the list until I see it would take me to stormfront.org.

I figured I’d rather not explain to our HR Director why I was visiting that website.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lmao

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So my weekend was meh

Friday- Meh
Saturday- Got hit by a baseball but I’m ok!
Sunday- Fun

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My weekend destroyed your weekend

Saturday, alone, was worth the Sunday of recuperation. Drinking at 9AM for a kickball tournament is usually a sign that it’s going to be a great day.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys have a keg at each base?

Those are the best tournaments, slam a cup at each base.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No but most people had their beer in the field and with 8 teams of 10-15 players we killed 5 kegs by 3:30

By the Semi-finals my team was completely hammered. Perhaps that’s why we didn’t win it all.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

Friday really sucked but I don’t wanna talk about it onsite

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not going to be able to buy your tix.

Headed to FSU this weekend and back to Wisconsin for the Badgers Homecoming game. We need to save the cash.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am enjoying the Batman game

but it’s too damn easy

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Videogames are about enjoyment, who cares what the difficulty level is?

The challenges are fun as fuck too

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh it gets to easy I don't have fun.

I like to have a little challenge. The story is great though really enjoying that.

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameplay is better, worse, or same as Splinter Cell series?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh it's really different.

It’s not like Splinter Cell. You only gotta be sneaky when they have guns, because when they don’t it’s easy. When they have guns you just gotta take them out 1 by 1. I like that part cause you get to use the gadgets and stuff.

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who called it?

This guy.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Called SRQ playing a video game?

Let me try: the sun will rise tomorrow.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For me the easiness doesn't make it any less cool. By far the best superhero game ever

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better then Superman 64?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazingly, yes

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you include the Marvel vs. Capcom series

I think it’s a no brainer.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's better than either MvC

It’s way better than the previous best Spiderman 2

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better nonsense special move: Wolverine's laser claws, or Colossus exploding?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was always a huge Dazzler fan (I'm a faggot)

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

I never played with her since I had never heard of her. Also, I’m not a faggot

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her mutant power is disco and rollerskates

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cocaine was ecstasy before ecstasy was ecstasy

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which shows the true lasting power of cocaine

Other trendy drugs may come and go, but nothing lasts like some good blow.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMNT: Turtles in time is my favorite of those

They have X-Men in the arcade at school.

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMNT wasn't as good as 2 in the arcade

Is it the one with 6 sets of controls, because I’ve seen the 2 player version and it licks scrotum. If it has 6, steal it for me and I’ll come pick it up when I can.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lame

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winners don't use drugs

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not playing though right now

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

J-Phillips might be done for the year

THERE GOES THE PLAYOFF HOPES

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would say we have a better chance

Ronde at FS, Sabby at SS until T-Jack gets back then he steps in, Sabby as nickel DB please

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mack and Talib are both awful too

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep fucking that chicken there.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not great at "watching football games" are you

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember you axed him shortly afterwards, he followed it up with some comment about how Duemig is always right.

But I don’t remember who it was either.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Selgy? on hitter protection?

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he is available ladies!!!!!!!!!!

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Da Sports Chief?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might not be very good, but he's the best we have

Put the guys that are on the 53 in the best position to give us success and leave the hypothetical to the off-season.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem with your logic is that we're in a dogfight with the Lions and the Browns for the #1 pick.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking we need to go DT

Safeties are like closers in baseball. If it’s a good team that needs to make the leap, then you go after a closer. If its a terrible team that needs everything, you probably shouldn’t waste your time/money on that. If we get a good DT it will make our secondary better anyway. We get NO pass rush at all.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DT or DE?

DTs aren’t as vital in this scheme.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 21, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you figure that?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/blows BucWild horn

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You rang?

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by Buc Wild on Sep 21, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Explain to me why DTs aren't vital in our scheme

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then explain to me why RJ's gay joke has disappeared

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the Run Contain scheme

Everything is (supposedly) filtered back to the middle of the field. The defensive ends are asked to play the run, rush the QB from the outside in and force all ball carriers to the middle. The DT’s are asked to hold the line of scrimmage and keep the MLB “clean” meaning, keep blockers off of him.

They are space eaters that basically take on blockers, and the runners once the DE’s and OLB’s cut them back inside.

It’s not too dissimilar from a 3-4 attack and their line. In a 3-4 the DE/DT’s are asked to hold tight and allow the OLB’s to clean up the mess. Tha’s why Ray Lewis missed Siragusa and needs Ngata. The “cleaner” he is kept, the more plays he can make.

Same theory, different D. SIms/Hovan/Miller all occupy space, eat up the blocks and allow Adams, Wilkerson, White, Ruud etc to make plays.

In theory might I add.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 21, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what you're saying is that we need Eric Berry?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In theory communism works. IN THEORY

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

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For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WRONG EPISODE GAYFER

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never understood what the 'fer' in 'gayfer' was.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FER MEN

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fer men...tation

I AM THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PEOPLE

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't a great Nose Tackle

The key part to the 3-4 defenses being succesful

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 21, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, for different reasons than a 4-3

In a 3-4 they HAVE to occupy two guys and push the play. In a 4-3, they don;t both need to take on two guys, just don’t give up the middle .

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by Buc Wild on Sep 21, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't a great nose tackle hard to find

I don’t have a problem drafting a dominant DT early, but I’m definitely on the eric berry bandwagon

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 21, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our flaws are bigger at other areas

We would be better off taking a slightly weaker DE than a slighly better DT, if thatws what it comes down to

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We still need a couple of fatbodies in the middle, but you're right we should be able to find a few later

Getting an elite DE would be nice, but I’d settle for a CB, WR, or MLB

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easier said than done

Obviously, we want to be out of the top-5, but to get what it’s worth (non-researched answer A LOT) is hard to find. Best hope is that a QB hungry team has a chance to get a Bradford at our pick and goes Ditka on the pick.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have Josh Freeman, so we don't need some faggot southerner QB

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DT spot requires a lot of fat

DEnd requires talent. In this country, like with DRB, there is a bigger scarcity issue with talent.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 21, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine with me

We need all the picks we can get and we have to be right on all of them, because we have a large talent gap compared to even the mediocre teams.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to laugh when the team is 3-3 going to London.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm laughing at this statement right now

PVlaughter>FVlaughter

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also we're forgetting about VICK

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Vick stands a chance if his first start is against the Bucs

If he gets a week under his belt beforehand however, well then they’re in trouble. If it’s McNabb or Garcia, they’ll lose that game too.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that you think we can beat the Redskins Eagles or Panthers

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess you didn't notice how the Skins managed to put up a whopping 9 points against the vaunted St. Louis defense at home.

St. Louis is the worst team in the league. Worse then Detroit. No offense, or defense on that team. Nobody has any business losing to St. Louis this year and the Redskins almost gave them that game, and it’s only week 2. The Bucs should have no trouble beating the Skins.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess you didn't notice how the Bucs only score points in garbage time

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They move the ball well enough when it counts, they just hurt themselves too much on turnovers.

Plus, the Bills aren’t a bad team, especially with TO as a threat on offense.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Aside from the inability to score, the offense is good"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"In every measure except for Wins and Losses this franchise is a success"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why you think I'm being a homer.

The team is still bad, they’re not going to win that many games, I just think that stretch of 3 games are all winnable.I wouldn’t be suprised if they didn’t win another game the rest of the season afterwards.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see them beating any teams tbqh. I predicted 4-12 and I can't figure out where they would get 4

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE NFL IS GREAT BECAUSE OF PARITY

Back to back seasons of winless teams

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys must be horrible at picking games.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually I've never been wrong

100%, TAKE THAT JIMMY THE GREEK YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at that little monkey pick games!

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong racist?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that Cossel or Jimmy the Greek?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cossel made the 'look at the monkey' comment.

I don’t remember what Jimmy the Greek said.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the black athlete is “bred to be the better athlete because, this goes all the way to the Civil War when … the slave owner would breed his big woman so that he would have a big black kid.”

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your organization’s Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.


Reason:


The Websense category “Games” is filtered.
  

URL:


http://games.espn.go.com/pigskin/en/group?groupID=20691&entryID=306287

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Websense is gay.

I lead the Bucem Pick’em league by 2 games, rank ~3000 across all ESPN users.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're outpicking the highly intelligent users of "BucEm"?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It includes Buc Wild?

Did I mention the 99.1% rank? As in I’m better then almost everyone else so far?

Here comes that week where I only get 4 right.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, kericr is leading

I’m 4 games back I believe.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 21, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, forgot to make my picks.

"Typical negro, laying down on the job." -R.J. Anderson

by steve-o1285 on Sep 21, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Skins looked about as good against the Giants as the Boys did.

They also had chances to add a bit more points against STL and didn’t. 3 times they got w/ in the 10 and didn’t score TDs. We’ll see if that continues, but they are better than the Bucs.

by rglass44 on Sep 21, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comparison

Bucs O > STL O
STL D > Bucs D

Its depressing to even be doing this comparison

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 21, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking Vick gets the start if McNabb is out

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by Buc Wild on Sep 21, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a busted rib

He’ll be able to play with it next week if they feel like they need to risk it. Busted ribs are painful and that’s about it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN just reported that Kolb will start again if McNabb can't go.

I can’t imagine that Vick is even close to ready yet.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vick also has the bye week (Week 4) to get ready to play

I cant imagine he or Mcnabb wont play with 2 weeks to prepare

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by Buc Wild on Sep 21, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this team is 3-3 going to London I will laugh too.

When this team is 0-6 going to London I will not be surprised

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But if they let Doug Williams pride get in them...

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by steve-o1285 on Sep 21, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a true thing

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank Christ.

I loved it yesterday when he took out the ump. BEST HIT OF THE DAY, JERMAINE.

by Suttree on Sep 21, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey dickbags, stop talking about videogames and football, those things suck.

Thom Yorke released a new song.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You would know all about things that suck

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have decided to ignore your bad jokes.

Starting now.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol you suck

literally

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Dickbags"

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is trolling us

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Herschel Walker signed a contract with Strikeforce.

Apparently making his MMA debut next year.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6th Degree Taekwondo Black Belt, apparently

So he’s going to be taken down and submitted.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's always good when middle-aged ex-athletes try to go professional in a new sport

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Marcus Jones'd

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HJe's on the UFC reality show, oddly enough.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it would have been no fun to mention Kimbo Slice.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well he's short-ish, light for HW, has a quesitonable chin, and has no ground game.

So he’s going to get subbed by marcus jones.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*both of them

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're on the same team?

I feel bad for everyone in that tourney with a top 15-20 guy like Nelson there, who’s just going to beat everyone, even if he’s morbidly obese.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know anything about anyone there other then Kimbo and Jones.

Kimbo’s like the 3rd lightest guy there though; and the billed weight for these guys literally jumps from 215 to 235 to 260+. I don’t see how Kimbo makes it past that many heavy guys at all. As for M Jones, I only like him because of his rediculous nickname, “The Darkness”.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nelson was one shitty ref standup away from taking down a top 3 HW in Arlovski

Just looking at the fighters, I’d put the favorites at

Roy Nelson, Demico Rogers, Mike Wessel, The guy who won last week

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't realize Charlie Murphy fought MMA

To tie things back to the other conversation:

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"What did the five fingers say to the face" "Slap"

Murphy round 1 0:09 seconds via TKO

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homoporn for white supremacists

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clear champions with Swastika tattoos

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Klitchskos are trying to bring back the USSR.

There, I said it.

This coming from someone who enjoys both.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heavyweight boxing is unwatchable

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Max Kellerman > Joe Rogan

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT JOE ROGAN WOULD KICK HIS ASS IN A FIGHT!!!!!1

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grappling Competition*

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Homosexual intercourse"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol u mad

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FOODS ARE SHAPED LIKE DICKS?

THE BEST KINDS!!!

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you just love dickerdoodles.

No, I am not posting pictures of dickerdoodles, or links to pictures of dickerdoodles, it’s NSFW. Googcle dicerkdoodle though and you can feel free to rock your socks off.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

May I ask how you stumbled across dickerdoodles?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a 2 year running joke at Penny Arcade.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder P Brady likes it so much

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell that to Urijah Faber

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by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't follow MMA

Just pulling an example out of my ass where someone who theoretically could be the top guy in a weight class couldn’t compete for that one belt because he wasn’t signed to UFC. I guess Fedor would have been a better name to bring up.

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UFC doesn't have a FW division, ZUffa owns UFC and the WEC(Which has the lighter belts)

Fedor definitely kills me there, his management is completely batshit crazy though. At least I get to see him on HD with strikeforce on CBS.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just like, your opinion, man.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it is, and Toppah nailed it

If I wanted to watch a bunch of roided up dudes dry hump each other, I’d order 12 pizzas to SRQ’s dorm and then watch the hilarity ensue.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have no appreciation for grappling.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I've found is that when a very good fighter is going against another very good fighter the grappling is less sloppy

Roughly 85% of the fighters are not good enough technically to execute what they want to do and it turns into 5 minutes of grabassery instead of applying a submission move or going for the KO. If two very good technical fighters are going at it there may be an interesting fight, but most of the guys aren’t very good.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

You end up with the same problem if you have two guys who are very good, because they’re just trying to counter the counters (unless they have very disparate styles). Someone who’s good versus someone who’s mediocre makes the most exciting matchup, but then there’s a foregone conclusion.

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of times two great BJJ fighters just make it a stand up war.

A great wrestler versus a great BJJ guy (Nogeira Vs. Couture) is always fun though, and it’s not really predictable who wins either.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because the IMDb site search brings up Shogoro Nishimura’s, Dan Oniroku Hakui Nawa Jigoku when entering, All Women are Whores, I’m putting in my few pence worth there too, but this is not the Nishimura film which translates as, White Uniform in Rope Hell. Indeed this film has none of the style of the famous director, seems very flat and made on a very low budget. That said it is very mean and nasty and it could be argued that if you are making a misogynist movie just how ‘nice’ do you want it to look? Others have attested to the main ingredients, abduction, humiliation, bondage, S&M photographs etc and the first half of the film begins to drag under the monotony of the continuing set-up but then things change, the abuse becomes grander and somehow less grubby as thanks to the addition of a female abuser with a snake, this flat little movie soars into some delirious state of near madness with much blood and death.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ricky-Oh pisses all over every other "film" that's been created

Hands down, Ricky-Oh is the best flick you can watch

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go, Go Second Time Virgin (Wakamatsu, 1969)
Invisible Man: Rape! (Hayashi, 1978)
Zoom In: Rape Apartments (Naosuke Kurosawa, 1980)
Sad and Painful Search: Office Lady Essay (Araki, 2000)
Fascinating Young Hostess: Sexy Thighs (Takehora, 2006)
Sexual Desires in the Ladies’ Restroom: Dripping! (Ikejima, 1995)
Keep on Masturbating: Non-Stop Pleasure (Ueno, 1994)
The Embryo Hunts In Secret (Wakamatsu, 1966)

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as bad as Tokyo Gore Police.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No japanese movie has ever topped Tokyo Gore Police.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You haven't seen TGP?

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would I?

Have you seen Ricky-Oh. That is all you need to watch.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crushing a person with your hands <

Getting your arm blown off, regenerating a chainsaw for an arm, use chainsaw arm on various policeman’s faces

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn
Noriko, a young widow, lives with her senile father-in-law, Shukichi. In order to convince Shukichi that his favorite cow is not dead, Noriko rises before dawn, poses as the cow and allows Shukichi to milk her instead. Conflict arises when Shukichi’s daughter tries to put an end to this relationship.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh. Meh.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talking about the one from the 70s, I reckon

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet it applies to the one from the 90's

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't really hit my stride to the 00s, so I'm clear

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok well it applies to you currently

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Parker Bros. muscles up, suspends Milton Bradley for remainder of season.

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I told you we should have signed Bradley.

To my defense though, what the hell was he thinking about signing to play for the Cubs of all teams? He should have seen this coming a mile away.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone saw this coming a mile away

We could get him for cheap with all salary free, though

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to get Bradley now.

Swap Burrell and a prospect for him.

by Suttree on Sep 21, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like it because if the Rays trade for him, they're stuck with him for 2 more years.

His season versus LHP has been no better then Burrell’s, at least we get out from under Burrell after one more season.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you'd rather have Bradley for 2 more years then Burrell for one more year?

I’m pretty sure you were on the “Burrell or Bradley as long as it’s no longer then 2 years” bandwagon.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Pat won't suck so much next year

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have no way to show this one way or the other.

It is likely he is better than this year, it is unlikely he is worth the 4 WAR he needs to justify his contract.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any of you guys listen to the new Basement Jaxx album?

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So 1990's

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by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's alright, Album kinda dies with the last 3 songs

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you also check out the new Les Rythemes Digitales and La Bouche albums?

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by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LRD has a new album out?

Never heard of La Bouche

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was being sarcastic

Just bringing up a bunch of other cheesy 90’s electronica acts. Maybe I should have gone with KLF and LaTour as my examples.

Surprised you’ve never heard of La Bouche though. They had a couple of HUGE hits that charted top 10 in the US (Be My Lover, Sweet Dreams).

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by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Discuss
A Caucasian judge’s comments on the African-American defendant’s lifestyle and his "baby mama" could lead to a reasonable perception that the sentence was imposed at least in part because of race, a three-judge panel of the Wisconsin Court of Appeals held.

In a published decision authored by Judge Joan F. Kessler, the court said that it did not believe the Milwaukee County circuit judge intended his remarks to be racially offensive in State v. Harris, 2008AP810. In fact, the court emphasized that the judge properly considered numerous appropriate sentencing factors before ordering Landray M. Harris to serve two years of imprisonment and three years of extended supervision for possession with intent to deliver 7.21 grams of cocaine.

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What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 years for less than a half O of white?

Garbage, give this man probation and lets move on please.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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This has to be one of the most hysterically funny ( yet pathetically sad) court decisions I have ever read in my life, and I’ve read far too many. The ultimate issue is whether the sentencing judge discriminated against the defendant during sentencing on the basis of race and gender. There was definitely gender discrimination, but its the discussion of the etymology of the term "Baby Mama" that sends things off the tracks

So a drug dealer who is 21 years old who has never had a job in his ENTIRE life and who went from living with his Mama to living with the mother of his 1 year- old daughter got popped for possession with intent to distribute.

During his sentencing, the trial judge used the term "baby mama" in the following exchange;

THE COURT: Where are you working now?
THE DEFENDANT: I’m unemployed right now.
THE COURT: You’re unemployed still?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: Have you gotten a job since January?
THE DEFENDANT: No, sir.
THE COURT: You’re kidding.
THE DEFENDANT: No.
THE COURT: What do you do all day?
THE DEFENDANT: I just stay at home with my daughter and that’s it.
THE COURT: Where is her mother?
THE DEFENDANT: At work.
THE COURT: So the mother works and you sit at home, right?
THE DEFENDANT: Yeah.
THE COURT: And watch the child?
THE DEFENDANT: I got all types of things goin’. My personal family.
THE COURT: Where does the baby’s mama work?
THE DEFENDANT: Metro Market.
THE COURT: Did she finish school?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: Is she going to college, too?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: Where do you guys find these women, really, seriously. I’d say about every fourth man who comes in here unemployed, no education, is with a woman who is working full-time, going to school. Where do you find these women? Is there a club?
THE DEFENDANT: No.

OH. IT. GETS. BETTER!

THE COURT: You’re sure?
THE DEFENDANT: I ain’t find her at — she not the club [type].
THE COURT: Oh, she’s not the club type.

Later in the sentencing, the trial court stated: "Mr. Harris sits at home, gets high while his baby mama works and goes to school. I swear there’s a club where these women get together and congregate."

This however isn’t the hysterically funny part. Watching these appellate judges wrestle with origin and meaning of the term "baby mama" while also attempting to describe the defendant’s work ethic.

Judge Kitty K. Brennan dissented, arguing that Harris had not met his burden of showing that the "sentence was based on clearly irrelevant or improper factors." Brennan said that "baby mama" is merely a "trendy pop-culture term for single mother" without any particular racial connotation.

"At worst, the ‘baby mama’ comment here is an awkward attempt by the trial court to sound hip to a defendant when explaining how his idleness and lack of ambition are negative character traits especially in contrast to the mother of his child," Brennan wrote. WISBAR

Then I got to the footnotes and they cited the Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia I died. They threw this tidbit in the footnotes:




The phrase "baby mama" is said to have originated in Jamaican creole as a reference to an unmarried mother and is now common in American hip hop. See Wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_mama (last visited December 17, 2008). Urbandictionary.com offers several definitions for a "baby mama," including: "The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved. [As in,] ‘Oh her? She ain’t nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number?’" See http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baby%20mama (last visited December 17, 2008).SOURCE


I know the law clerks had a blast with this one. Needless to say, I am as mystified as the sentencing judge. How can someone so clearly lacking in ambition with no inclination for an honest days work end up living off a woman with a job going to school full time? That however is discriminatory based on gender and should play no role in sentencing. I’m not a judge, he is.

I have nothing against stay-at-home Dads. I am against stay at home Dads who get high all day while they are supposed to be watching their children. I thought drug dealers didn’t use their own product?

I am marginally miffed that in the age of Jerry Springer "baby mama" now equals Black.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A responsible Baby Mama?

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh her? She ain’t nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number? = Awesome

Also, I understand the Court’s questioning of where to find a woman that goes to school and works fulltime, since that particular unicorn is what every man is looking for.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This judge sounds sexist

I wonder if he would say the same thing to a woman who watches her daughter at home and doesn’t work but has a boyfriend that works and goes to school.

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by Sveet on Sep 21, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some judges really get off on making people feel uncomfortable

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by Brickhaus on Sep 21, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like everyone is missing the best part here
WISBAR

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is Wisbar?

Wisconsin Bar?

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by Sveet on Sep 21, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Si.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 hour HEROES tonight.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Overrated

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I put HEROES up there with LOST

Both have had their best seasons and are going downhill but I know the end is near so I feel like I have to see it through to the end out of loyalty.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lost is still epic IMO

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would agree that LOST is better.

I find it better now that they are actually giving some answers rather than creating more and more questions.

This last season should be pretty good.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 21, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well duh.

It’s really the only show I watch on T.V. but I really really enjoy it.

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though I am loathe to agree with SRQman everything after season 1 of Heroes is unwatchable, and I'm still sucked in to Lost

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You watched season 5 right?

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome cause Mr. Eko will be back

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by SRQman on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sir are obsessed.

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by P Brady on Sep 21, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry, what's going on with the show?

I’m leaving it up to my friends to tell me if it’s worth watching, and by that, I mean d/ling the show for me and forcing me to watch it. They’ve tried the last 3 seasons and failed miserably. Meanwhile, I’m watching It’s Not Lupus.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 21, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reboot fucking owned

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 21, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that from reboot

That show kicked so much tail Saturday mornings.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 21, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like house.

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