OTTOTD: 9/22
by kericr on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 AM EDT
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Well, let's see.
Apparently the on-again-off-again relationship with Chevy and the Camaro Z28 is back on again.
Here's the new A-Team van, same as the old van.
Ron Artest is ready to take the blame if LA doesn't repeat this year.
Halo 3: ODST drops today, so begins my fall gaming campaign. I'm planning on picking up 3 other games before the end of the year, Forza 3, Fallout 3 GOTY, and Assassin's Creed 2.
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Bleh at Forza (racing games suck)
Yay at AC2.
My Art class went 15 minutes and my history class got canceled. Joy for waking up at 7 when I don’t have class till noon
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
For a guy who drives a FWD station wagon, I totally understand why you would think racing games suck.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
forza & forza 2 are amazing 'specially if you have the 360 racing wheel
and forza 3 looks even sicker
*yawn*
Never get your tires changed at Tires Plus on South Dale Mabry.
I had an 8:30 apt on Saturday and they had my car until 5pm.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions
Agreed
Fallout 3 is quite a lot of fun for me, but I’ll play for like 3 hours one day and have no urge to pick it up later. MW2 is going to cause me to become a hermit this winter
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
No lie, COD4 was the funnest game I've ever played
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
It almost broke up a 6 year relationship
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Good god what is wrong with me
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
OTTOTD: Counciling and Analysis edition
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I enjoy the shit out of it. I've played for over 2 years and still play mainly TDM or Domination
There is so much other stuff to do, but all I want right now is red tiger on my m21
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Typical sniper bullshit
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I used to run and gun because I sucked at sniping
So I wanted to work on it, now I’ve found that I can snipe a couple, change position under cover, pick up another weapon to kill them at mid-close range, and then set up another snipe spot. I like it and still get a lot of kills with smaller arms.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I always do stealth (SMG with silencer, and the corresponding perks)
Admittedly I haven’t played in half a year
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I like it for the most part, though my fave class is probably shotguns with juggernaut, grip, steady aim
Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks. My best all around weapon is probably the AK-47. I’m deadly at mid range with it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
The AK is really good, can't argue with you there
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah man with no attachments, it has the best site in the game, with stopping power you can
spray and take guys out, good fire rate, good clip size. Great all-around gun.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The only assault rifle better is the second to last one you get IMO (not the WW2 gun, but the other one)
I enjoy shotguns every now and again myself, especially on the tiny maps
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
M4? I like it silenced, still good range, but it's kind of weak
Or the G36? It’s pretty weak and I need the Red Dot for it, I hate guns that the site is so bad that I have to use the RDS.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I really love the red dot. I know what your point is, but I'm so inaccurate it really helps.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It just seems like a waste of a perk
In case you can’t tell I’m ready to slit a throat to play this new one.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, so I was thinking of picking up COD4 tonight
but now a got a friend telling me Arkham Asylum is better.
Thoughts?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends I guess. Two different games.
I’d go with COD 4. Cheaper and has online multiplayer.
Then again i can’t imagine anyone is going to be playing it in 2 months unless MW2 is awful
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
SRQ has played AA
I watched most of it on youtube and it seems incredibly easy. Toppah thinks it;s the best comic action game ever. I think the easiness will take away from some of the fun. COD4 you will absolutely get owned for the first 10 or so hours that you play, but as you get better it becomes the best game I’ve ever been a part of.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Why even waste your time getting COD4....
rent Batman and save money for CODMW2
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
The idea was to get COD4 to save money vs CODMW2.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
GTA made me forget I had a live-in girlfriend for a while.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Modern Warfare 2 is on my "might get" list
I’m still trying to get through GTA4, this is the 3rd time I’ve tried to beat the game (I get so far into it, then stop playing, then start a month later and suck so much that I restart the story). I also stopped playing Ninja Gaiden 2 after level 2, haven’t even started Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1, which I inexplicably never played for no reason and have only played Tiger Woods 2010 twice since I bought it. I’m not going to buy every game I want, I’ll have a pile of games 10 feet high that I’ve never played.
My “might get” list in order of desire: Modern Warfare 2, Marvel UA 2, Batman AA, Brutal Legend, Tekken 6
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Ninja Gaiden 2 was hard as shit, I got to that first real boss (level 3?) and got annhilated, Gamefaqs said I missed
a weapon that is good against him, therefore I’ll probably never play again.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Battlefield 1943 made me stop Ninja Gaiden 2, not the difficulty.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
BF 43 is the best value ever
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Man you guys are really making me think about breaking away from my GTA, NCAA and The Show only rule.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
You should get this game called Hookers
it’s nuts
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
When I had the old PS2
I bought a Tom Clancy game, not sure on the name. I liked it because it was more realistic and you couldn’t run into a room guns-a-blazin’. You actually had to be stealth and not let people see/hear you.
Are there any good new games like that out today?
This is old school but in High School Bond on the N64 was badass. Both single and multi player modes.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Bond was the Simon Bolivar of shooter games
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Although Perfect Dark was even better
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
You could not be more wrong about this
Did Pefect Dark have Oddjob? QED MOTHER FUCKER
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Nothing better than shooting over his head constantly, but if you do hit him it's right in the melon
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest, I never figured out why he was a midget in the game. It's not like he was a midget in the movie.
And if they wanted a midget they could have used the “DE PLANE DE PLANE” guy from Man with the Golden Gun
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I just wish he threw a shoe instead of a hat
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery is better than just about every Bond flick. The Daniel Craig ones are nearly unwatchable.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the most rediculous statement a human has made on this site since co-attention whores Joeybw and Pbrady disparaged The Wire
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I beg to differ
I watched Casino Royale again the other day and everything in the film is preposterous, at least Roger Moore dind some realistic shit once in a while.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Casino Royale was incredible, and easily the best Bond movie. Quantum was really good too.
Austin Powers movies were horribly unfunny and unwatchable
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Daniel Craig is the best Bond too. It's like the new Batman movies. If you aren't prepared for grown-up takes on the character you will probably be disappointed
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't mind the new Batmans, a friend of mine refuses to acknowledge that they have any worth
so I know how some people don’t accept them, but I don’t see the same comparison. Connery played the part the same way. Honestly, Goldeneye might be my favorite with Goldfinger and Thunderball up there too
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Goldeneye is my favorite non Craig bond movie, then Man with the Golden Gun.
After that are Thunderball, You Only Live Twice (love the Gyrocopter), and On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
All the Moore and Daulton movies are god awful
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Aside from the hilarity of Live and Let Die
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Dalton is unwatchable, I love to see Roger Moore act like a complete badass
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Roger Moore would pistol whip the breath out of your lungs
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you're a tranny and you fooled him
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, remember when he bedded that hot WOMAN Grace Jones?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
2 & 3, yes
The first one is outstanding. Casino Royale sucked as did Quantum of Solace. They tried to be a Bourn flick and that is not what they do.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The first AP was decent
the rest were terrible.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a Rainbow Six game
You’d be looking for Rainbow Six: Vegas or Vegas 2, and play it on Realistic difficulty.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
No mention of God's Son having the ball for less that a quarter of the game last night and pulling out a win
Miami had a great gameplan and if Teddy Ginn hauls that one in they walk away with the Dub, but an actually entertaining game.
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I thought I'd like Jon Gruden in the booth but he's awful
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
He's hit or miss
Either deep insight or completely smoke blowing. It’s like he watches a ton of video and writes down things that will make him sound smart so he has good quips in the booth, but struggles to diversify his vocabulary when actual plays are being made.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Lane Kiffin's shit talking is awesome.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
I was hoping Tenny could pull that one out.
Just so people would shut the hell up about his Florida comments.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
His comments AFTER the game were far better than before the season.
Asked whether he was worried about the flu also hitting Tennessee, Kiffin said: “I don’t know. I guess we’ll wait and after we’re not excited about a performance, we’ll tell you everybody was sick.”
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Jonathan Crompton outplayed Tebow anyways.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Well what did you expect? He's straight outta Crompton.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Oh, so because he's black he's from a gang-infested part of California?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
whaa?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I predict great things for these guys
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
God punishes all sinners.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Chances are greater coming from your mother's womb.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, your mother's over 60 alright. She's between 68 and 70
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If you had been building trust with horses instead of raping them, you might have an alternative at hand.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They trust him to rape them?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
what city do you live in
my family has had a great mechanic (who is around the st pete area) for about 30 years that has never fudged a repair and his cost are about 30-60% lower than any other place. For example, my brother was having engine problems last year and got quoted $1750 to repair it, took it to him and it cost $725 for the same repairs put down on the estimate sheet by the other mechanic. If you’re in the area, i’d def. suggest him and give you his contact info.
the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009
by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Reliable Auto Repair, 2464 20th Ave N, St Petersburg, FL 33713 (727) 321-4334
guys name is bob, he owns it, real good people.
the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009
by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 22, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"Uh, hi, Bob? Yeah, "CubFanRaysaddict" sent me. You know, "CubFanRaysaddict," from the internet?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
go with Herb Johnson as a ref. (gpa who has been using him for about 35 years), you really don’t need one my family gives them biz all the time and they get the same rates without dropping names.
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 22, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Friendly with?
Wow ya fucking faggot why don’t you slurp down some more hot man chowder
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not bleeding, my knee is sprained, but there's no blood
Wanna be friendly with me and show me all the ways to be clever?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
ooh I like where this is going
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME FAGGOT
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I have one too down by Starkey
Had estimates of 1400 and 800, he fixed ti for 160. Another time 900, he did it for 60
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
No, car is a '99 that I plan on driving into the ground. He just disconnected radio antenna b/c it refused to go down
It was draining all the cars resources. You wouldn’t believe the laundry list of needed things the other places came up with.
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It's not too late to turn to Plan B.
Let me know if you’re ready to take the next step and let’s get you some money.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
You pick up some gasoline leave a can of it in the trunk
Leave it parked on MLK and Dale Mabry. In exactly 5 hours call it in as stolen. JUST DO WHAT THE FUCK I SAY BITCH
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, Tim Bogar might be a Houston candidate?
From Tampa/Boston to Houston? Hah, have fun with that front office.
He's the guy who is paid to do what you do, right?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Except I wouldn't leave the Rays to become a first base coach.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
You long to wear the helmet.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, this isn't your best effort.
Maybe you should sit this one out.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
DRB: Surrounded by assholes.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We got the bleeps, we got the creeps, and we got the sweeps (of the Blue Jays)!
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't you be trying to find a job that an English degree qualifies you for?
Oh nm, teacher it is I guess.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a job. I'm a division manager of a very important company you have all heard of!
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And you need new office space probably! Hey Culligan Man!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Culligan is terrible.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What's your company name?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Zephyrhills, owned by Nestle Waters North America.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
6403 Harney Rd?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Quit stalkin’
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets talk off site.
Is your name Guy, David, or Dan? Do you work for one of them?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not any of them but they all work here.
And I don’t want to get fired by passing their info along so a salesmen can pester them all day.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing personal, though.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be rediculous. I already have all of their information.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, then I'll at least tell you David and Dan no longer work out of this office.
One was transfered to Austin, TX and the other works from home.
All of our retail employees work from home now.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I have your email (both of them) (I'm a ninja)
Which would you prefer to be contacted on?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
work email.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
if you're talking work & personal emails.
RJ giving up personal data of his readers…not sure if this is cool.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It's super cool. Trust me
/rapes you
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You sly fucker
Snatching purses and shit
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Just be sure to meet him in a public place
otherwise he might kill you
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
dead fish.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
fantastic.
Don’t lie, how often do you think about that when you shake someone’s hand now?
DON’T LIE?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not often.
That’s why I bust back, it don’t phase me/
When he drop, take his glock, and I’m Swayze/
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Email sent
/wink
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
buttsecks.com?
Have you guys successfully woo’ed PtB yet?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So you have heard of us!
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 22, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's actually buttsects.com
It’s a Morman website
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
PBrady: You're needed on the blog, sir!
RJ: Knock on my door! Knock on my door next time!
PBrady: Yes, sir!
RJ: You didn’t see anything, did you?
PBrady: No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your excel spreadsheets again!
This is ten times less creepy than their real conversations FYI
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me of The Wrestler
when Ram walks in on his boss watching porno
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
More like
PBrady: I wanna suck you off
R.J.: The fuck?
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
At least they're willing to open up the wallet
Even if Carlos Lee is the result at least they’re trying to win. All we do is trade away useful parts and get neverwas prospects.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
time?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
7pm ESPN2
the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009
by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 22, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
God Bless America but mainly Polk County Police
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/sep/21/undercover-drug-investigators-embarrass-polk-sheri/
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Uh Star Wars Concert at the Forum on Nov 1....
Hell yes
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Maybe you can meet some hot sluts there
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
None of them will Leia
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
BANG! 4.75/5
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm leaving this up to the upstanding citizens of DRB.
TGN1 wants to have ‘coffee’ with me. Most likely to milk company information for personal gain and/or he’s super gay and looking for some sugar.
Do I meet him?
Let the voting begin.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
In my defense I do really want to have sex with him
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Also "coffee" is my code for BDSM
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Also it's not "company information" i'm looking to milk
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, that's 3 votes against meeting....
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Depending on where he works it could be beneficial for both of you
Lord knows not every office has bought into the mission statement put forth by Zephyr Hills (Subsidiary of Nestle Brown Water) to reduce fecal matter within their product to acceptable levels.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to drag your company through the "mud" so to speak
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This is wrong on so many levels.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Mothers?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I travelled through time so I could rail her twice - now and when she was preggers with him.
That’s right, SRQMan, my dick has touched you as a baby.
If that happened SRQ would have died since her cervix would have been pierced,
GET A TIME MACHINE AND DO IT BETTER.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
A not-shockingly poor comprehension of the female anatomy.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I don't think he understands the mechanics of heterosexual sex
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
wonder why
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 22, 2009 6:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think you take the cake as most disturbed DRB follower.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Not the first baby your dick has touched, is it?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 22, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
He did the same with me.
Make the fucker pay for your Double chocolaty chip thing
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
What could you possibly have that he would want?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Clever.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have PS3 or XBox?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So
You could pretty much sell give me COD4 for almost nothing, right?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
With the new one about to drop.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha! I have it for 360...
but I’d rather sell it on ebay and make some money
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
The reason for the season is pleasin
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
I would have traded you the game for a case of Natty Light or whatever the kids are drinkin’ these days.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Is HALO only a XBox game?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This would be me.
29 is not that old, though.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
http://footballoutsiders.com/audibles/2009/audibles-line-week-2
THIS IS WHAT THE UNEDITED VERSION OF AUDIBLES LOOKS LIKE
“Before I say what I’m about to say, I’ve been a Skins’ fan longer than you have been alive. I’m pissed right now. I saw a bunch of SOFT, OVER-PAID, B**** MADE MUTHAF***AS on Sunday play against the G-Men. Yes, I’m talking about the whole entire Skins Team. First, the defense got their a**es handed to. Again, the d-line looked like s*** most of the game (Haynesworth is soft and not worth that large contract) and the secondary couldn’t stop d***. Landry is always late with the help, he needs to shut the f*** up and learn how to play. Sure, he is a hard hitter but he sucks a d*** at saftey. D-Hall is the softest b**** on the team, next to Portis. He looked like a high school CB out there among men on Sunday. Shouldn’t have let Springs go for this sorry a** b****. Smoot is straight up the worst CB in the league. The only thing he could cover is a d*** with them big a** l**s……LOL. Offense looked like s*** but what else is new. You bamas can’t seem to do s***. Moss, is NOT a number 1 receiver. If he was on any other team he would be a number 2, maybe even a number 3 receiver. Portis had that one good run to start the game and didn’t see s*** after that. Oh, wait a minute, the camara caught him s*****g your d*** on the sidelines….. Damn, we need some new players cause you guys are not getting s*** done and I can’t believe management keeps bringing the same soft s** b****es back every year thinking this year will be different. YOU GUYS f****** SUCK…. just a bunch of b****es out there not caring if they lose cause they know dumb a** is going to pay them and then over pay again when they are free agents……YOU B****ES NEED TO START PLAYING WITH SOME HEART, PASSION, AND LOVE FOR THE GAME instead out there collecting paychecks. The only team I see out there with some heart are the cheerleaders. TELL BIG SOFT A** ALBERT HAYNESWORTH TO GIVE BACK HIS PAYCHECK THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EARN IT…..MATTER OF FACT ALL YOU B****ES SHOULD RETURN YOUR PAYCHECKS CAUSE NONE OF YOU EARNED IT.”
— An e-mail from a fan named Joseph posted by Chris Cooley on his blog. I thank God every day that Chris Cooley exists. (The Official Blog of Chris Cooley)
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http://footballoutsiders.com/audibles/2009/audibles-line-week-2
Bill Barnwell: JaMarcus Russell isn’t having the best day. JaMarcus 3-16 says that you wasted your first overall pick.
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Actual text from my friend
I decided not to do roids and instead bought a video game lol
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Any ideas?
Werth can’t recall the precise sequence and declines to identify the player who engaged him in conversation. But he was standing at second base when an unnamed Tampa Bay Ray sidled up and asked a question that told him all he needed to know about Philadelphia’s impact on opposing psyches.
ESPN.com
[+] EnlargeMitchell Layton/Getty Images
Jayson Werth has already established career highs in home runs (34) and RBIs (90) this season.
“One of their infielders came up to me and said, ‘Do you like it here?’” Werth recalls. "He was so distraught in the middle of the game about the people in this town, and I knew then that we had them.
“They were so rattled, because they didn’t feel like they could even walk down the street. They were uncomfortable just being in Philadelphia. Look at Evan Longoria — he didn’t get a hit the whole World Series. [Longoria actually went 1-for-20.] I’m not saying it’s because of what the fans did. But I’m not saying it wasn’t, either.”
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 22, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions
Jayson Werth is no longer welcome in my home
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 22, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
If he was at second base, then it's either Aki or Bartlett, and I doubt it was Aki.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't "Do you like it here?" pretty innocent?
Seems like Werth trying to make something out of nothing.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 22, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Based on what you said, I'm going to go ahead and deduce that you're a raging homosexual who has a massive hardon for Jason Werth. What you said couldn't possibly be constrewed any other way.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
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