OTTOTD: I'm no Bertrand Russell.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 9:41 AM EDT
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PrintLook, look at it this way, you know uh, a man, a man takes a job, you know, and that job, I mean like that, and that it becomes what he is. You know like uh, you do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a, I've been a cabbie for seventeen years, ten years at night and I still don't own my own cab. You know why? 'Cause I don't want to. I must be what I, what I want. You know, to be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. Understand? You, you, you become, you get a job, you you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn, one guy lives in Sutton Place, you get a lawyer, another guy's a doctor, another guy dies, another guy gets well, and you know, people are born. I envy you your youth. Go out and get laid. Get drunk, you know, do anything. 'Cause you got no choice anyway. I mean we're all fucked, more or less you know?
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Taxi driver?
Bertrand Russell is kinda cool. I always liked the guys that were philosophers/mathmatecians. Something alluring about their strict logic. They are a bit to rigid for me to ever truly enjoy, but I do find them intriguing. I took a class about Wittgenstein with a visiting professor from Israel in college. It was a trip. That old basterd was hilarious and probably the cause for my affinity for logicians.
I liked it when Karl Popper beat the hell out of Wittgenstein with a fireplace poker
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
RJ, P Brady, and SRQ have a little party.
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Holy god
Someone in my office just bought a new laptop and brought it in yesterday and gave it to our HR lady to set up. She just brought it back and said “I’m sorry you’ll have to take Limewire off of that computer to use it on our network.” Co-worker’s response? “Can I call the IT company and find out what to use instead?”
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
I'd laugh, if I already haven't been a party to this story about 100+ times already.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
/calls up IT company
“Um, like, how do I download things for free? Like movies and music or whatever?”
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I bought COD4 yesterday after work.
Yep, I could see this taking up a lot of my time.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions
Just think, you'll start to get good right about the time everyone moves to MW2
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably, but I figure this is the first time I've ever played a game like this so there is not point in me joining the online multiplayer mode.
I’d get smoked in 30 seconds.
I’ll stick to single player for now.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
No don't
Trust me, you’ll want to get rocked for a good while. It’s the only way to get better and you’ll go in to MW2 on the same learning curve as everyone else. Friends of mine were awful at MW so they got WaW when it came out. They were actually pretty decent since all they had to learn were maps after getting basic techniques down.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
What kind of car could possibly be worth spending $3000 for an engine on?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Meh, the car itself is still worth about $10,000, so if I fix it up and sell it as such, that's not bad.
Also, I like it.
Just duct tape some shit together and sell it as is without making a peep about problems
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just confused as to why someone who would be looking to buy new musical gear, especially something like a piano, would have to 'instead' spend $3000 on an engine.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Pianos have wheels right?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Been saving that gem up
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I can't draw parallels.
But if I were in his situation, but with my financials, I’m selling my car as is for $4k and looking to finance a new vehicle.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Would you have had to get a 2nd job to buy the musical equipment?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I'd just have to wait a couple months to save for it, which is probably what I will end up doing.
I was just seeing if anyone had an possible ideas that didn’t involve working the corner.
I suppose.
I live pretty tight though. I don’t make tons of money, I just have my debt well under control.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Sell more optimizations
Toppah was doing some networking yesterday, perhaps you could solicit here as well
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
His idea of optimization is lots of hardcore horse porn links. That'll improve SEO.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Want to make me one?
My business will be branching out to other commodity boards looking for someone to do market analysis sometime around next May I’m hoping.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I am
Like I said, not until next May, but if you have pricing options for the one-man business aka next to nothing, I would love to see what you guys could do for me.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
suttree@live.com
Shoot me an e-mail sometime with what you think you need and I’ll see what we can come up with.
DON'T DO IT SANDY!
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
It's going to be a while, I just don't know anyone else that does this sort of thing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, aside from getting a pimple-ridden 16 year old to do it, we're the best value in the Tampa Bay area.
The beauty of having an Indian tech staff.
Should I set up something basic and then have you guys improve on it i
or just let you take the reins from the beginning?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
If I were you, I'd go ahead and get it started now.
Buy a nice looking template for 20-30 bucks, set up a domain, and put together some content. I can e-mail you some tips and advice for loading the content so search engines might pick it up.
When May rolls around, we can accelerate the optimization process, get you a better design, and come up with some alternatives that will boost the site’s traffic and conversion rate. But, it’s important to get a site up sooner than later, and it will be cheaper for you to go the template route than have us build a site from scratch.
Ok thanks for the advice
I’ll probably try to lock down the domain then in November. My October is already completely shot
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
"No help desk"
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd be surprised.
Our biggest competitors in the area don’t and their projects tend to cost twice as much as ours for the same quality work.
And yet they are keeping America strong and free and your company is obviously aiding terrorist sympathizers.
Hm.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess it's the area.
Everytime I go get foods at the ethnic places around they’re full of entry-level IT poonjabs. They have no sense of germs or cleanliness.
don't forget the smell
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Oy.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd love to sell my car, it's never seen a winter and I'd prefer it doesn't while under my ownership
I need to get a truck or a beater
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
A brand new piano with good tone runs for about 2,000.
I can get a shitty, old one for 200-500 bucks and be happy enough, but I wanted a new one, in addition to a new amp, new head, and a couple pedals for the guitar.
You try really hard to get laid.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Just start slinging hash. IT WORKED FOR NANCY BOTWIN.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Hypothetically I may have found some awesomeness the other day
I hypothetically went on a space trip past the 7 moons of Saturn, it was a blast if it had actually happened
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
This is a surprising lucrative business.
Some fuck I know with a GED and half a brain makes a killing.
You sure you didn't just get high and lose the money?
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Yes
Especially since I’m 99% sure I got setup. Unfortunately (or fortunately) a couple grand wasn’t worth me trying to get revenge on a gun-wielding ex-football player at Wake.
This is why I root for Da U.
We don’t have problems like this with our football team.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Najeh pooped in my hamper
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The kid got kicked off the team.
I was “friends” with him, and he went to another local school to play. He setup a meeting where I got robbed at gunpoint and then he pulled out a firearm to chase the guy down. I was so pissed, and his friend was crying. I was like “Shit, I’m a lilly-whitebread mofo and your crying? Pussy.”
Makes that education seem a little more important
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I've had friends get jacked up, my place got robbed a couple of times when no
one was home. The worst was the weekend before x-mas when I had no where to go and had to tell all my roommates that their coolest shit was gone.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Email me a way to get in touch with him.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You broke my heart, you beautiful sonofabitch. What'd you expect? A series of increasingly libidinous haikus?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I just found this sweet lith for a quarter at my favorite bookshop, since I have nothing on my walls I'm going to get it framed, it's gonna look sweeeet
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I also got this one
It was those 2 and about 8 old VHS tapes of hockey fights, a Shaq tape, bloopers, all kinds of stuff for a buck. I love having a book shop that I’ve been going to since I was 5.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't like her paunch?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Pot*
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
She meant paunch, but she doesn't speak the English language all that well
Reason 45890 to hate the GD French.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Or as in potbelly.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I know, but the correct term is paunch
OH MR. BIG COLLEGE GRAD HAS A PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS HE’S ALWAYS RIGHT, WELL FUCK OFF
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Why don't you take a seat
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
WELL, FUCK OFF!*
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
*Indicates that it is opposite day
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
*Sandy Kazmir is a very important person who is also good looking and has many friends.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Most of that is correct*
I’m extremely average looking with many friends
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Why yes, I am quite talented thank you for saying so
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
/puts sternfan1 down to make self feel better.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
*Your good looking friends do not keep you around to inflate their attractiveness.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I was referring to the Primus song Race Car Driver, but as I just looked up
they sampled that from the above-referenced film. LEARNING IS AWESOME
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting my hairs cut today. It's always a pleasant way to break up the day
Because the girl who cuts it has the most phenomenal behind I’ve ever seen.
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Mirrors, bro.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
What? There's a mirror that she looks into that reflects off the mirror in the stall behind her. Said mirror provides an excellent view of her buns.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
What the hell ever happened to RD?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
He posts at night.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I have yet to agree to 'coffee' with DRB user "TGN1"
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Whatever you do keep a lid on your drink and take it with you to the bathroom
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Why did you meet up with him?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I had 2 free coupons for a Rays game
I gave them to him. I’m a nice guy.
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
/then takes money from me for passes he never paid for.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Meh could have been worse
like what happened to me Friday
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For the lulz
WE HAVE NO SECRETS ON DRAYSBAY
Do tell…
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Com'on we all want to know.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
So I took some "friends" to the game Friday
I go to get my lemonade before the game unknowing that one of my seats, not one I sit in, is the lucky 1,000 dollar seat if the rays score 10 runs. Off course they end up scoring 10 runs and off course the kid gives me nothing. I asked him if I get a cut since he didn’t pay for the ticket or drive and he said “If you are going to bitch i guess I would give your mom the money.” I then said w/e dude to which he replied " You shouldn’t think you should be entitled to any of it. It was all me being lucky that I won" So I don’t talk to him anymore
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That is pretty shitty.
You should have got 50% of the cash.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't even ask a number
That would have been ideal. He didn’t give me any. His gf, who was there, texted me last night and said" are you still taking me to a Yankees game?" I didn’t respond to which they said “If you aren’t gonna be our friend anymore just let us know so we don’t waste our time.” I was like what the fuck.
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For the lulz
That means she's more likely to let Excelsior get involve--..
Sorry, I’m confusing my sex life with yours again. Neigh.
This doesn't matter
Giving her a Dirty Sanchez is worth a thousands dollars so that you can laugh everytime you see her
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Roethlisberger'd
What bitch, you weren’t complaining when I gave you a shit-stache.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
And seriously what chick wouldn't want to get with a 2 time super bowl winning QB
it’s always shit when they accuse rape on a pro athlete.
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For the lulz
I just deleted the entire subthread under this. Ust hiding it isn't acceptable.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
My case against Jonny Gomes is legit.
Fuck you for trivializing my anguish.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, you don't need people using you
College introduced me to some of the worst spoiled bitches I’ve ever seen. Fuck em
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Just re-affirming, also Kirby makes everything you say come out soft
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I blasted Hit Em Up on the way back.
They didn’t understand I was using it to show how they were Biggie and I was Tupac and I WANTED TO DO THINGS
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For the lulz
You should have just said that the guy was acting like a bitch and should
at least make a token gesture, like you know, paying for the ticket, filling your tank, or buying you a beer
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I did before that and the whole game
doesn’t matter to him
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For the lulz
Also, I would have kept bitching and made him give your mom some of the money.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Not that it's worth 1,000, but I'm pretty sure SRQ has a legitimate case.
The kid didn’t pay for the ticket. It’s not actually his ticket, thus the money doesn’t belong to him.
Yeah it's not worth it.
Whatever. It’s not a big deal to me, even though it would be really nice to have that cause I could make some more money with it or put it in my savings for something I am saving up for
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For the lulz
A trip to see the Korean girl you met in WoW?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
No...a new computer or use it to do a little ebay stuff
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For the lulz
A new computer to meet Korean girls in WoW. Gotcher.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
"A $1,000 blowjob? Sounds suspicious, but you do have a fine mouth."
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats awesome
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You should have farted on him
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
So.....
at my son’s bris (jewish circumcision ceremony), I’m holding his legs still while the doctor first makes contact with one of his tools, reddish brown explosion everywhere. I thought something went horribly awry. Hy heart stopped. Turns out he projectile pooped all over the Dr’s suit pants. I’m talking scatter shot. Doc said it was a first.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I totally wanted to sucker punch him when he got it on the big screen
because I knew he wouldn’t give me shit
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Did you throw up West-Side instead?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Well who was that one guy that we through under the bus all day?
Just make tomorrow’s OTTOTD, complete with picture, and we’ll have a photoshop contest, kid’s games, and make fun of stupid douchebags all day. Maybe we can even arrange to have his parents killed and put into a batch of chili so that Radiohead can tell Scott Tannerman that he is a little crybaby
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry I always confuse you with Cartman, but in this case
Lets fuck this bitch
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
That be cool.
He also is a bible thumper. He fucking pissed me off with his facebook status on the ride back. He thanks GOD AND HIS MOM’S pray group before me! I was like the fuck did God do with this shit.
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For the lulz
Kirk Cameron IS Evan Langoria IN
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
THE SLUGGING SERAPHIM
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
How is this related to baseball?
I think you’re just playing with religious alliteration.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rapture occurs during the World Series, and it's up to Evan Longoria/Kirk Cameron to make sure he saves Gabe Kapler in time.
Uh, but yeah, mostly religious alliteration.
Gonna need one of these
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that wiki page still changed?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Quotes from pic of him after it.
Another “friend”: Rich looks dissapointed. he was a seat away from winning lol
Lord douche:Yea funny story… I’ll message you the details but lets just say it pays to the order of Lord Fag. Non negotiable.
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Please post a pic of his gf so we may compare her to the other DRB Queen
kericr’s sister.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Personally, I'm clueless about investments.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just fuck his girlfriend.
It’s a win/win/win situation:
1. You get ass.
2. He beats your ass.
3. He uses the money for bail.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
How did you make these "friends"?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just at school meeting people
Oh I am on an intramural volleyball team with them. They want me to play Thursday in the game and don’t understand why I am mad. I am thinking of going Brandon Marshall.
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
This.
Catch the ball and then boot it in the other direction. Order the players to suck your lactating breasts and bounce out of there.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, if you can, get Judd Nelson to do all this for you
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
We have just over 24 hours
I better start calling people
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Also, if he can drive up in a red Winnebago with flame decals, that would be fucking sweet.
Bah-weep-granna-weep-ninny-bon!
Putting your arm through a tv will solve nothing
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I ment just knocking any ball that comes near me down and eventually punting one
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For the lulz
I know this
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This is going to be a total letdown.
“My mom made me hold her hand during the scary parts of Twilight!”
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it racist to name an apartment complex in Knoxville
Plantation Manor?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Absolutely not.
Plantations are merely large estates. Slavery is a nasty implication that simply isn’t true.
Also, the Confederate Flag is about state’s rights, god damnit. YOU LIE.
A black guy was mowing the grounds when I visited.
Fucking racist pigs.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
See? Where would that black man be without the good earning wages he makes mowing the lawns of the plantation!
Thus, always to minimum wage!
The Civil War was a big hoopla over nothing anyway.
The South was gonna release slaves EVENTUALLY anyway!
/tries to squeeze as many Southern misconceptions as possible into this thread
I love knowing where the big ass truck with the big ass confederate flag lives in my town
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Trucks aren't alive
Blame Eli Whitney, slavery was dying out until his little invention the cotton gin
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
this thread had so much promise, why must in go back to video games?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So what you're saying is that your mother is a whore?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
OTTOTD: Like 5 people circle jerking
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
We were missing our captain
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
SRQ Eat Teh Cracker
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I wrote a death metal song once. It went like this:
DEATH EATS A CRACKER
YUM, YUM, YUM!
… it didn’t get me laid.
I've hated the Red Sox since I was a lad
Can’t find anything to like about them, never could
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If I get a black dog and name it "Token" is this racist?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions
Black dogs are the most common color of dogs in the world.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No more then P Brady naming his cat General Tso's Kitten.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
My uncle thought it would be funny to name the dog "Token."
I was a bit unsure if it was racist or not.
He then suggested “Toby.” No question that one is racist.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What if you spelled it Tokin?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
My girlfriend is home sick with 'cramps'
Actual text from her:
Babe…my punanny is gushing blood like a firehose
Should I…
A) become grossed out that my girlfriend would say such a thing
B) consider this a victory. It’s confirmation that there will be no mini-me’s running around this world anytime soon.
C) Other (please explain)
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions
If she's dating PriceMultiCyYoungs, I gotta imagine that "pau(w)nch" is not quite enough to describe it
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This makes me glad that I haven't been in a long-term relationship in a long time
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Something else you and SRQ have in common
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I at least have random sexual encounters
SRQ will be a virgin until he dies
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Correct.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
KEEP MY PERSONAL BUSINESS OUT YO GOD DAMN MOUF!!!
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I can't say this when I put that text on here, eh?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
She's a 10
/says this on the off chance she’s following along at home.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY MY KID COULD BE READING THIS
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if it has TB or not, I just know it's coastal blue.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't the A's sometimes wear the yellow throwbacks?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah they are balla.
I love the A’s yellow and green color combo
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Best MLB throwbacks = Astros.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why I'm resigning from the site next week.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/new writer for "Her Rays"
Rebecca Anderson.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sandy Kazmir immediately gets fully engourged
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Most people don't retire in their primes.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Indentured servitude usually only lasts so long
Free Agency status comes to those that shine in this little game
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still pursuing side projects.
Got a nice one on deck if it works out.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy is the current man in charge.
And you aren’t a man, so no.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought I saw you tending bar at the Hideaway last night!
You were the guy with the spreadsheet and said,“Boys out tonight, huh?” when I bought a zima.
I sometimes go into the Haymarket just to have a dyke beat the shit out of me
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They like it when you compliment them on their mullet-stache
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hey sweetheart, you ever been dominated by a man?"
/is beaten with Lacross stick (racket?)
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Women's basketball if we can go there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Best area in town when the Papa John's was there.
Grab a slice, grab a beer, get date raped by a homosexual.
Excellent, get paid by the others so that you can give us the free knowledge
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, it's a long-shot.
You’ll know if it goes down.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
As an elderly baby I'm very concerned about the spread of H1N1
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Why so cunty?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Suttree a.k.a RD.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think RD is much cheerier than I am.
Also, I don’t have a crazy ex-girlfriend who made a site dedicated to me, so I suppose that’s a plus.
LINK.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It's offline.
He has the entire list though.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Jew's travel in tribes?
Eh, learn something new every day, I guess.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
13 tribes stupid, don't forget the Mormans
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, why would you want to be associated with a group almost universally known for their intellect and financial acumen.
How’s the car repair bill going by the way?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they'll cut your foreskin
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
OTTOTD: Productivity killer.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
I consider it moonlighting.
I’m performing an SEO service for RJ Anderson and DRays Bay by generating so much new content.
Do I study for Art and Accounting
or play Batman for 2 hours and beat it then study
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For the lulz
Art and Accounting seems like a fun class.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Art: There's no Accounting for Taste
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure beating it doesnt take 2 hours
If you can beat it while playing Batman, then you good sir are a genius
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
I see what you did there
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, are you getting a boner?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow take a fucking hint bro
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Since HA HA OH WOW
Died during the Navi challenge, perhaps you would like to pick up the baton?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I put my plate on your moms head while she's blowing me
She’s so good at not spilling a drop or the plate it’s really handy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I just never figured it would take this long to pump all the semen out of her stomach
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to take this in stride, but I really don't appreciate it.
She’s very sick and I’m a little sensitive about it.
I understand
You should have seen her when it came out her nose, that’s when I knew I should call the paramedics
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
All right, seriously, fuck you, dude.
I was trying to be nice about the whole thing, I know it’s ridiculous getting angry on a fucking forum, but that’s enough. She’s probably going to be dead in the next six weeks, and I don’t see some rat fuck typing shit about her who’s never met her.
So when I told you my mother was dead and all I got was a nasty
line back about fucking her, that doesn’t count for anything?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't believe his lies
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Turn that anger into hate
and direct it at my former “friend” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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For the lulz
I think we all need to step back, breathe deep, and turn our bitterness
on sternfan1.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Kirk Cameron wants everyone to just cool out in here.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Uh-Oh.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I assumed it was, not so sure now
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/7/1/933192/7-1-gdt-tampa-bay-rays-toronto#17663725
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
RD also said his wife died.
Then P Brady laughed at him. I think that one was true.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he wants to fight you, dude.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I apologize, didn't think you were serious
plus my mom’s not dead, you’re still a dick for that quip though
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm completely fucking with you, my mom's alive and well.
Though I’m sure she’ll contract cancer now.
You gays are so guy for each other
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
BULLSHIT.
You guys are fucking retards.
Blue Balls City, population DRB User List.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Why would you have blue balls
You’re twisted bro
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I get hard for internet drama.
So knife-fuck each other already.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Better than work.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Check out flagsvsfags.com then
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Recommendation ignored.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I knew it you fucker
I’ll be sure to fuck her extra hard tonight for this
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, good thing you addes 'sexually' in there.
He would have had no idea what you were getting at.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
*added.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
like the smallest bee packs a sting
like a pawn checkmates a king. Thanks for reminding me of a kick-ass song.
More people have been stung by bees over the course of the universe than pawns have checkmated kings
FYI
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You said universe.
You can’t honestly believe the chances are greater of a bee-sting occurring on Mars than some cutting-edge alien strategy at chess wherein a pawn checkmates a king.
Why go to just Mars
On Klobgrot there are only bees and humans and the bees are sting crazy, and they’ve never heard of chess. You’re thinking too small when you think of Mars
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I see your statement and counter with the Coat of Arms of Nunavut.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Sounds like the bingo night they've been having in the GDTs for the last 3 weeks.
The A-4, of course because most can’t spell ‘BINGO’.
He seems like the kind of guy who would make sure she was fully aware of said things.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be there!
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Got my hairs did and dat ass wuz good.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
/jerks off under desk.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Then what do you mean?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
I said greatest ass that I've ever seen.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
...I didn't take a fucking picture.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
6 foot 4 inch mantower RJ Anderson. The blogosphere loves him, the ladies crave him, human eyes are too crude to capture his physical splendor.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
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What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, just reading the stuff that happened in this thread while I was gone. LOL at people who think anything that comes out of Suttree's mouth (aside from my dick) is serious
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
So your dick ISN'T serious?
That’s not what he said
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
My dick IS serious. You are lacking in reading comprehension skills, noted Chicks-with-dicks chaser "Sandy Kazmir"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I call false to everything in that comment
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You are a little known chicks-with-dicks chaser?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
Getting more notorious by the minute apparently
nuh-nuh-notorious
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a wave-based catepillar system I'm interested in re-selling to energy companies along the Gulf Coast. Would you be interested in going into business with me?
If so, please send your checking information to suttree@live.com so we can get started today!
Richard Schaeffer
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you!
A representative will be in touch with you shortly to confirm your status as our new business exec! However, there may be a delay, as we are currently moving our primary office out of the United States.