OTTOTD: I'm no Bertrand Russell.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 9:41 AM EDT
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Look, look at it this way, you know uh, a man, a man takes a job, you know, and that job, I mean like that, and that it becomes what he is. You know like uh, you do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a, I've been a cabbie for seventeen years, ten years at night and I still don't own my own cab. You know why? 'Cause I don't want to. I must be what I, what I want. You know, to be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. Understand? You, you, you become, you get a job, you you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn, one guy lives in Sutton Place, you get a lawyer, another guy's a doctor, another guy dies, another guy gets well, and you know, people are born. I envy you your youth. Go out and get laid. Get drunk, you know, do anything. 'Cause you got no choice anyway. I mean we're all fucked, more or less you know?
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Taxi driver?
Bertrand Russell is kinda cool. I always liked the guys that were philosophers/mathmatecians. Something alluring about their strict logic. They are a bit to rigid for me to ever truly enjoy, but I do find them intriguing. I took a class about Wittgenstein with a visiting professor from Israel in college. It was a trip. That old basterd was hilarious and probably the cause for my affinity for logicians.
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked it when Karl Popper beat the hell out of Wittgenstein with a fireplace poker
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RJ, P Brady, and SRQ have a little party.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy god
Someone in my office just bought a new laptop and brought it in yesterday and gave it to our HR lady to set up. She just brought it back and said “I’m sorry you’ll have to take Limewire off of that computer to use it on our network.” Co-worker’s response? “Can I call the IT company and find out what to use instead?”
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd laugh, if I already haven't been a party to this story about 100+ times already.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/calls up IT company
“Um, like, how do I download things for free? Like movies and music or whatever?”
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bought COD4 yesterday after work.
Yep, I could see this taking up a lot of my time.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just think, you'll start to get good right about the time everyone moves to MW2
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably, but I figure this is the first time I've ever played a game like this so there is not point in me joining the online multiplayer mode.
I’d get smoked in 30 seconds.
I’ll stick to single player for now.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No don't
Trust me, you’ll want to get rocked for a good while. It’s the only way to get better and you’ll go in to MW2 on the same learning curve as everyone else. Friends of mine were awful at MW so they got WaW when it came out. They were actually pretty decent since all they had to learn were maps after getting basic techniques down.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thoughts on getting a second job, since my new engine is going to cost around three grand, which is going to consume the money I was meaning to spend a new piano, some guitar equipment, and a trip to the old country.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of car could possibly be worth spending $3000 for an engine on?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh, the car itself is still worth about $10,000, so if I fix it up and sell it as such, that's not bad.
Also, I like it.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you own the car outright?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just duct tape some shit together and sell it as is without making a peep about problems
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just confused as to why someone who would be looking to buy new musical gear, especially something like a piano, would have to 'instead' spend $3000 on an engine.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pianos have wheels right?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Been saving that gem up
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this your work?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please, donkeys are beneath me.
That is, I’m usually on top. HIYO!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I can't draw parallels.
But if I were in his situation, but with my financials, I’m selling my car as is for $4k and looking to finance a new vehicle.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I probably don't have the same kind of financials you do.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you have had to get a 2nd job to buy the musical equipment?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd just have to wait a couple months to save for it, which is probably what I will end up doing.
I was just seeing if anyone had an possible ideas that didn’t involve working the corner.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grand theft pays well too.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who buys stolen cars? Do I take them straight to the dealer?
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cars are worth more when they're parted out.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i.e., as far as the working class on this forum goes, I'm almost certainly the brokest.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose.
I live pretty tight though. I don’t make tons of money, I just have my debt well under control.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sell more optimizations
Toppah was doing some networking yesterday, perhaps you could solicit here as well
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRAYS BAY USER "SANDY KAZMIR", WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN OPTIMIZINTG YOUR WEBSITE?!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His idea of optimization is lots of hardcore horse porn links. That'll improve SEO.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Want to make me one?
My business will be branching out to other commodity boards looking for someone to do market analysis sometime around next May I’m hoping.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For half a second I thought you were serious, now I just want to stab you.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am
Like I said, not until next May, but if you have pricing options for the one-man business aka next to nothing, I would love to see what you guys could do for me.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
suttree@live.com
Shoot me an e-mail sometime with what you think you need and I’ll see what we can come up with.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T DO IT SANDY!
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be a while, I just don't know anyone else that does this sort of thing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, aside from getting a pimple-ridden 16 year old to do it, we're the best value in the Tampa Bay area.
The beauty of having an Indian tech staff.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I set up something basic and then have you guys improve on it i
or just let you take the reins from the beginning?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were you, I'd go ahead and get it started now.
Buy a nice looking template for 20-30 bucks, set up a domain, and put together some content. I can e-mail you some tips and advice for loading the content so search engines might pick it up.
When May rolls around, we can accelerate the optimization process, get you a better design, and come up with some alternatives that will boost the site’s traffic and conversion rate. But, it’s important to get a site up sooner than later, and it will be cheaper for you to go the template route than have us build a site from scratch.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok thanks for the advice
I’ll probably try to lock down the domain then in November. My October is already completely shot
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
Doesn’t everyone have an Indian tech staff?
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"No help desk"
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd be surprised.
Our biggest competitors in the area don’t and their projects tend to cost twice as much as ours for the same quality work.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet they are keeping America strong and free and your company is obviously aiding terrorist sympathizers.
Hm.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it's the area.
Everytime I go get foods at the ethnic places around they’re full of entry-level IT poonjabs. They have no sense of germs or cleanliness.
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget the smell
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oy.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to sell my car, it's never seen a winter and I'd prefer it doesn't while under my ownership
I need to get a truck or a beater
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A brand new piano with good tone runs for about 2,000.
I can get a shitty, old one for 200-500 bucks and be happy enough, but I wanted a new one, in addition to a new amp, new head, and a couple pedals for the guitar.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You try really hard to get laid.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When your name is Suttree, every kiss begins with pay.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just start slinging hash. IT WORKED FOR NANCY BOTWIN.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hypothetically I may have found some awesomeness the other day
I hypothetically went on a space trip past the 7 moons of Saturn, it was a blast if it had actually happened
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a surprising lucrative business.
Some fuck I know with a GED and half a brain makes a killing.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my college job.
Until I got robbed.
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sure you didn't just get high and lose the money?
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting robbed blows
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Especially since I’m 99% sure I got setup. Unfortunately (or fortunately) a couple grand wasn’t worth me trying to get revenge on a gun-wielding ex-football player at Wake.
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I root for Da U.
We don’t have problems like this with our football team.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Najeh pooped in my hamper
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kid got kicked off the team.
I was “friends” with him, and he went to another local school to play. He setup a meeting where I got robbed at gunpoint and then he pulled out a firearm to chase the guy down. I was so pissed, and his friend was crying. I was like “Shit, I’m a lilly-whitebread mofo and your crying? Pussy.”
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes that education seem a little more important
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah dude you got setup
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had friends get jacked up, my place got robbed a couple of times when no
one was home. The worst was the weekend before x-mas when I had no where to go and had to tell all my roommates that their coolest shit was gone.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Email me a way to get in touch with him.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really excited to exchange thirteen different e-mails about why this is a mistake.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You broke my heart, you beautiful sonofabitch. What'd you expect? A series of increasingly libidinous haikus?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just found this sweet lith for a quarter at my favorite bookshop, since I have nothing on my walls I'm going to get it framed, it's gonna look sweeeet
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I also got this one
It was those 2 and about 8 old VHS tapes of hockey fights, a Shaq tape, bloopers, all kinds of stuff for a buck. I love having a book shop that I’ve been going to since I was 5.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have gotten a picture of Bruce Willis girlfriend from Pulp Fiction, and then smeared shit all over it.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't like her paunch?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pot*
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She meant paunch, but she doesn't speak the English language all that well
Reason 45890 to hate the GD French.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or as in potbelly.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, but the correct term is paunch
OH MR. BIG COLLEGE GRAD HAS A PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS HE’S ALWAYS RIGHT, WELL FUCK OFF
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pow's got a reference book he'd like to show you, if you wouldn't mind stepping into his basement for a moment.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't you take a seat
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL, FUCK OFF!*
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Indicates that it is opposite day
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Sandy Kazmir is a very important person who is also good looking and has many friends.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of that is correct*
I’m extremely average looking with many friends
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandy likes it when people on the internet compliment him.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why yes, I am quite talented thank you for saying so
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/puts sternfan1 down to make self feel better.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody does this
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Your good looking friends do not keep you around to inflate their attractiveness.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, sweet, sweet, Texas Chain Saw Massacre II.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to the Primus song Race Car Driver, but as I just looked up
they sampled that from the above-referenced film. LEARNING IS AWESOME
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting my hairs cut today. It's always a pleasant way to break up the day
Because the girl who cuts it has the most phenomenal behind I’ve ever seen.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How can you check her ass out if she's cutting your hair, Mr. Engaged?
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mirrors, bro.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, there's a mirror across the room from your mirror?
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK Mr. Home Haircut
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? There's a mirror that she looks into that reflects off the mirror in the stall behind her. Said mirror provides an excellent view of her buns.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell ever happened to RD?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He posts at night.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, did Toppah jew you out your coffee?
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have yet to agree to 'coffee' with DRB user "TGN1"
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever you do keep a lid on your drink and take it with you to the bathroom
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It also might be a good idea to carry a firearm
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did you meet up with him?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had 2 free coupons for a Rays game
I gave them to him. I’m a nice guy.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/then takes money from me for passes he never paid for.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh could have been worse
like what happened to me Friday
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE HAVE NO SECRETS ON DRAYSBAY
Do tell…
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
IDK
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Com'on we all want to know.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I took some "friends" to the game Friday
I go to get my lemonade before the game unknowing that one of my seats, not one I sit in, is the lucky 1,000 dollar seat if the rays score 10 runs. Off course they end up scoring 10 runs and off course the kid gives me nothing. I asked him if I get a cut since he didn’t pay for the ticket or drive and he said “If you are going to bitch i guess I would give your mom the money.” I then said w/e dude to which he replied " You shouldn’t think you should be entitled to any of it. It was all me being lucky that I won" So I don’t talk to him anymore
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is pretty shitty.
You should have got 50% of the cash.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even ask a number
That would have been ideal. He didn’t give me any. His gf, who was there, texted me last night and said" are you still taking me to a Yankees game?" I didn’t respond to which they said “If you aren’t gonna be our friend anymore just let us know so we don’t waste our time.” I was like what the fuck.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's the deal: he can have the money if he lets you fuck his girlfriend.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She isn't that hot
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That means she's more likely to let Excelsior get involve--..
Sorry, I’m confusing my sex life with yours again. Neigh.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This doesn't matter
Giving her a Dirty Sanchez is worth a thousands dollars so that you can laugh everytime you see her
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, it's important to video tape it.
In case she accuses you of rape later.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roethlisberger'd
What bitch, you weren’t complaining when I gave you a shit-stache.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And seriously what chick wouldn't want to get with a 2 time super bowl winning QB
it’s always shit when they accuse rape on a pro athlete.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except you know, when you're Lawrence Phillips and shit.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just deleted the entire subthread under this. Ust hiding it isn't acceptable.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My case against Jonny Gomes is legit.
Fuck you for trivializing my anguish.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, you don't need people using you
College introduced me to some of the worst spoiled bitches I’ve ever seen. Fuck em
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes that is what I am doing/said.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just re-affirming, also Kirby makes everything you say come out soft
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blasted Hit Em Up on the way back.
They didn’t understand I was using it to show how they were Biggie and I was Tupac and I WANTED TO DO THINGS
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry about Caps
can’t see far right part :(
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have just said that the guy was acting like a bitch and should
at least make a token gesture, like you know, paying for the ticket, filling your tank, or buying you a beer
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I did before that and the whole game
doesn’t matter to him
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I would have kept bitching and made him give your mom some of the money.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that it's worth 1,000, but I'm pretty sure SRQ has a legitimate case.
The kid didn’t pay for the ticket. It’s not actually his ticket, thus the money doesn’t belong to him.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it's not worth it.
Whatever. It’s not a big deal to me, even though it would be really nice to have that cause I could make some more money with it or put it in my savings for something I am saving up for
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A trip to see the Korean girl you met in WoW?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No...a new computer or use it to do a little ebay stuff
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A new computer to meet Korean girls in WoW. Gotcher.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, she's Chinese-Vietnamese living in Korea, okay?
And she has a name. It’s Mai Ling.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the right price, I can take care of your "friend" and return the money to you.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"A $1,000 blowjob? Sounds suspicious, but you do have a fine mouth."
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats awesome
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have farted on him
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So.....
at my son’s bris (jewish circumcision ceremony), I’m holding his legs still while the doctor first makes contact with one of his tools, reddish brown explosion everywhere. I thought something went horribly awry. Hy heart stopped. Turns out he projectile pooped all over the Dr’s suit pants. I’m talking scatter shot. Doc said it was a first.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
.......lol
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally wanted to sucker punch him when he got it on the big screen
because I knew he wouldn’t give me shit
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you throw up West-Side instead?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. I wish I did.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well who was that one guy that we through under the bus all day?
Just make tomorrow’s OTTOTD, complete with picture, and we’ll have a photoshop contest, kid’s games, and make fun of stupid douchebags all day. Maybe we can even arrange to have his parents killed and put into a batch of chili so that Radiohead can tell Scott Tannerman that he is a little crybaby
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I always confuse you with Cartman, but in this case
Lets fuck this bitch
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That be cool.
He also is a bible thumper. He fucking pissed me off with his facebook status on the ride back. He thanks GOD AND HIS MOM’S pray group before me! I was like the fuck did God do with this shit.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And no he wasn't talking about Evan Longoria
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kirk Cameron IS Evan Langoria IN
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE SLUGGING SERAPHIM
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is this related to baseball?
I think you’re just playing with religious alliteration.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rapture occurs during the World Series, and it's up to Evan Longoria/Kirk Cameron to make sure he saves Gabe Kapler in time.
Uh, but yeah, mostly religious alliteration.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonna need one of these
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRays Bay will make Answer to Job look like the Traveling Sisterhood when we're done with him.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that wiki page still changed?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
zomg wow
No loss there if u defriend him.
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quotes from pic of him after it.
Another “friend”: Rich looks dissapointed. he was a seat away from winning lol
Lord douche:Yea funny story… I’ll message you the details but lets just say it pays to the order of Lord Fag. Non negotiable.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please post a pic of his gf so we may compare her to the other DRB Queen
kericr’s sister.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have some pictures of Keri's sister.
I’m not sure how you guys feel about bondage though.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I'm clueless about investments.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh tomorrow
I gotta study for 2 tests tomorrow
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just fuck his girlfriend.
It’s a win/win/win situation:
1. You get ass.
2. He beats your ass.
3. He uses the money for bail.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did you make these "friends"?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just at school meeting people
Oh I am on an intramural volleyball team with them. They want me to play Thursday in the game and don’t understand why I am mad. I am thinking of going Brandon Marshall.
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
Catch the ball and then boot it in the other direction. Order the players to suck your lactating breasts and bounce out of there.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then walk yell
“I FUCKING RUN THIS TOWN!”
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, if you can, get Judd Nelson to do all this for you
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judd Nelson makes any moment of complete and utter failure better.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have just over 24 hours
I better start calling people
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, if he can drive up in a red Winnebago with flame decals, that would be fucking sweet.
Bah-weep-granna-weep-ninny-bon!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putting your arm through a tv will solve nothing
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ment just knocking any ball that comes near me down and eventually punting one
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be a total letdown.
“My mom made me hold her hand during the scary parts of Twilight!”
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it racist to name an apartment complex in Knoxville
Plantation Manor?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely not.
Plantations are merely large estates. Slavery is a nasty implication that simply isn’t true.
Also, the Confederate Flag is about state’s rights, god damnit. YOU LIE.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah!!!
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A black guy was mowing the grounds when I visited.
Fucking racist pigs.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See? Where would that black man be without the good earning wages he makes mowing the lawns of the plantation!
Thus, always to minimum wage!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Civil War was a big hoopla over nothing anyway.
The South was gonna release slaves EVENTUALLY anyway!
/tries to squeeze as many Southern misconceptions as possible into this thread
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love knowing where the big ass truck with the big ass confederate flag lives in my town
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trucks aren't alive
Blame Eli Whitney, slavery was dying out until his little invention the cotton gin
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I am super close to beating Batman
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this thread had so much promise, why must in go back to video games?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
....hate you
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that Toppah is here to put down anything he wasn't involved with that might possibly be amusing, it's potential is untapped.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what you're saying is that your mother is a whore?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OTTOTD: Like 5 people circle jerking
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We were missing our captain
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So TGN1 is like our Jeter or our Varitek?
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SRQ Eat Teh Cracker
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote a death metal song once. It went like this:
DEATH EATS A CRACKER
YUM, YUM, YUM!
… it didn’t get me laid.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toppah and Sutt
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a healthy squeeze.
That’s a WINNER’S squeeze.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Arroyo on the right?
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Suttree dumas
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MILLARRRRR
When he left the Sox became completely unlikable.
by rglass44 on Sep 23, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They weren't before?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've hated the Red Sox since I was a lad
Can’t find anything to like about them, never could
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Thread dead
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I get a black dog and name it "Token" is this racist?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Black dogs are the most common color of dogs in the world.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more then P Brady naming his cat General Tso's Kitten.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is to say HELL YA IT'S RACIST.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My uncle thought it would be funny to name the dog "Token."
I was a bit unsure if it was racist or not.
He then suggested “Toby.” No question that one is racist.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if you spelled it Tokin?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend is home sick with 'cramps'
Actual text from her:
Babe…my punanny is gushing blood like a firehose
Should I…
A) become grossed out that my girlfriend would say such a thing
B) consider this a victory. It’s confirmation that there will be no mini-me’s running around this world anytime soon.
C) Other (please explain)
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Punch her right in the stomach when you get home.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget "FALCON PAWNCH!"
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If she's dating PriceMultiCyYoungs, I gotta imagine that "pau(w)nch" is not quite enough to describe it
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes me glad that I haven't been in a long-term relationship in a long time
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something else you and SRQ have in common
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you cold
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I at least have random sexual encounters
SRQ will be a virgin until he dies
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was she the chick you were with when I met you
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
it’s really funny though
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KEEP MY PERSONAL BUSINESS OUT YO GOD DAMN MOUF!!!
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I can't say this when I put that text on here, eh?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's a 10
/says this on the off chance she’s following along at home.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha you dead dawg
more like a 7/10
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Chrinsta Karhl, man.
I would tear that shit apart. Chicks who love baseball are something else.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wish your tranny girlfriend would read bedtime stories about Ty Cobb to you
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"... and that's when he pushed the uppity negro down the stairs, breaking his neck and killing him. Now ole' Ty, he hated his mother almost as much as he hated blacks..."
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They say his basement is where blacks went to die
-Kevin Costner, Field of Dreams
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey paw, how bout we have a catch (the black person running away from our lynch mob)
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who said 'she' was kinda hot?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody said she was hot
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just that it would be awesome to have a girlfriend that speaks so well about baseball
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone most def. did.
It was a newbie but I forget who.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL it was Sandy
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said she was hot, I had no idea what she looked liked
Obviously, if I knew she was a former man, I would deduct at least a point
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/feverishly backpedals
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look it up brah
I had never seen it before so how can I make a judgment on hotness
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's pretty funny reading what someone is saying in that thread considering what we know now
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do we know now?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY MY KID COULD BE READING THIS
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot rumor is the Rays have a new uni coming out in November.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Road uni with "Tampa Bay" on it FTMeh.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if it has TB or not, I just know it's coastal blue.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will not end well.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yellow uni please
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't the A's sometimes wear the yellow throwbacks?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah they are balla.
I love the A’s yellow and green color combo
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best MLB throwbacks = Astros.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That rumor's almost as fun as possibly signing a Latin player!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I'm resigning from the site next week.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/new writer for "Her Rays"
Rebecca Anderson.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandy Kazmir immediately gets fully engourged
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most people don't retire in their primes.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indentured servitude usually only lasts so long
Free Agency status comes to those that shine in this little game
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still pursuing side projects.
Got a nice one on deck if it works out.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weak
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I be the new man in charge?
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy is the current man in charge.
And you aren’t a man, so no.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a MAN I'M 20!
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLK ISN'T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR PEOPLE
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I saw you tending bar at the Hideaway last night!
You were the guy with the spreadsheet and said,“Boys out tonight, huh?” when I bought a zima.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sometimes go into the Haymarket just to have a dyke beat the shit out of me
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They like it when you compliment them on their mullet-stache
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey sweetheart, you ever been dominated by a man?"
/is beaten with Lacross stick (racket?)
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think bowling is much more of a lesbian activity.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Women's basketball if we can go there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you mean the Preakness Stakes?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE HORSE RACING
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by Buc Wild on Sep 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best area in town when the Papa John's was there.
Grab a slice, grab a beer, get date raped by a homosexual.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent, get paid by the others so that you can give us the free knowledge
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, it's a long-shot.
You’ll know if it goes down.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it was FUN!
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who here is getting the H1N1 vaccine voluntarily?
Yea, not me.
by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 23, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the fucking flu.
I can’t stand this shit.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As an elderly baby I'm very concerned about the spread of H1N1
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you and your pathetic immune system suffer then.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why so cunty?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suttree a.k.a RD.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think RD is much cheerier than I am.
Also, I don’t have a crazy ex-girlfriend who made a site dedicated to me, so I suppose that’s a plus.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LINK.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's offline.
He has the entire list though.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have an infant member of the Tribe to protect, so that's understandable.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jew's travel in tribes?
Eh, learn something new every day, I guess.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Israelites are 12 tribes descended from Jacob, brah.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
13 tribes stupid, don't forget the Mormans
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I don't share your wretched infestation of a blood line, so you'll have to excuse any errors I make.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, why would you want to be associated with a group almost universally known for their intellect and financial acumen.
How’s the car repair bill going by the way?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I put on a yarmulke, do you think they'll cut me a deal?
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they'll cut your foreskin
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OTTOTD: Productivity killer.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I consider it moonlighting.
I’m performing an SEO service for RJ Anderson and DRays Bay by generating so much new content.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the nose vid
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I study for Art and Accounting
or play Batman for 2 hours and beat it then study
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Art and Accounting seems like a fun class.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At Makebelievland U the only thing harder than the courses is Fred Rogers dick
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Art: There's no Accounting for Taste
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure beating it doesnt take 2 hours
If you can beat it while playing Batman, then you good sir are a genius
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by Buc Wild on Sep 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MOTHERFUCKING BEES.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bait
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GOT STUNG BY A BEE
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ON MY ARM
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude c'mon
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay, man, some people are just born with tiny dicks. You don't have to lie about it.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GOT STUNG BY A BEE
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shh, it's okay. C'mere, let me give you a hug.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, are you getting a boner?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? No, I just..
I just, uh, left a hanger in my pants.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the pleats
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M NOT INTO FAT DUDES, SORRY
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you the fat one?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll lose weight, like the time my ex-girlfriend bought me a treadmill and had it assembled when I got home.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow take a fucking hint bro
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously mang
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought making her lift up the fold to get to my dick was a workout she'd appreciate!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since HA HA OH WOW
Died during the Navi challenge, perhaps you would like to pick up the baton?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually like being able to put my plate on my stomach while eating in a recliner without having to worry about spilling.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put my plate on your moms head while she's blowing me
She’s so good at not spilling a drop or the plate it’s really handy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mother's lived in a hospital for the last six months.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I just never figured it would take this long to pump all the semen out of her stomach
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to take this in stride, but I really don't appreciate it.
She’s very sick and I’m a little sensitive about it.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand
You should have seen her when it came out her nose, that’s when I knew I should call the paramedics
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right, seriously, fuck you, dude.
I was trying to be nice about the whole thing, I know it’s ridiculous getting angry on a fucking forum, but that’s enough. She’s probably going to be dead in the next six weeks, and I don’t see some rat fuck typing shit about her who’s never met her.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when I told you my mother was dead and all I got was a nasty
line back about fucking her, that doesn’t count for anything?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for that SEO deal
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't believe his lies
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turn that anger into hate
and direct it at my former “friend” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we all need to step back, breathe deep, and turn our bitterness
on sternfan1.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kirk Cameron wants everyone to just cool out in here.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-Oh.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if this a joke or not.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assumed it was, not so sure now
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/7/1/933192/7-1-gdt-tampa-bay-rays-toronto#17663725
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RD also said his wife died.
Then P Brady laughed at him. I think that one was true.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listen, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't appreciate your situation at the time and now I do.
Jackass.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he wants to fight you, dude.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I apologize, didn't think you were serious
plus my mom’s not dead, you’re still a dick for that quip though
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm completely fucking with you, my mom's alive and well.
Though I’m sure she’ll contract cancer now.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are so gay for eachother
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gays are so guy for each other
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BULLSHIT.
You guys are fucking retards.
Blue Balls City, population DRB User List.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you have blue balls
You’re twisted bro
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get hard for internet drama.
So knife-fuck each other already.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pow gets his jollies off when people on the internet fight for reaaaaalz.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than work.
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out flagsvsfags.com then
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recommendation ignored.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so lame
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it you fucker
I’ll be sure to fuck her extra hard tonight for this
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as I'm concerned, even if my mom was sick, I'd still laugh if someone said they were pumping her stomach for semen.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are lucky both your moms are dead
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need some kind of image or saying to let people know when I'm actually being serious after this thread.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Safe Word?
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's sad, He's stupid and Fat.
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about skinny dudes?
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Attracted by the scent of soiled underwear?
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On what?
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How skinny they are
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you like dudes?
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For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I touch humans.
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dolphins are extremely sensual, not to mention well endowed, so don't judge.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silver dongs are creepy
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you touch other men
sexually
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, good thing you addes 'sexually' in there.
He would have had no idea what you were getting at.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*added.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You touch nobody sexually
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like the smallest bee packs a sting
like a pawn checkmates a king. Thanks for reminding me of a kick-ass song.
by vincesucks on Sep 23, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
np
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More people have been stung by bees over the course of the universe than pawns have checkmated kings
FYI
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said universe.
You can’t honestly believe the chances are greater of a bee-sting occurring on Mars than some cutting-edge alien strategy at chess wherein a pawn checkmates a king.
by vincesucks on Sep 23, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why go to just Mars
On Klobgrot there are only bees and humans and the bees are sting crazy, and they’ve never heard of chess. You’re thinking too small when you think of Mars
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see your statement and counter with the Coat of Arms of Nunavut.
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I checkmated Keri's sister last night.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/calls the police
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WAS CONSENSUAL. SHE A-4'd MY ROOK AND SO I B-7'D HER PAWN.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this BDSM code?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like the bingo night they've been having in the GDTs for the last 3 weeks.
The A-4, of course because most can’t spell ‘BINGO’.
by vincesucks on Sep 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there is any justice in the world, I hope keri's siter one day discovers all the terrible, terrible things that have been said about her.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems like the kind of guy who would make sure she was fully aware of said things.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO. The USF-Crimnoles game will be on ION66 this Saturday
Hooray! I get to watch.
by vincesucks on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll be there!
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got my hairs did and dat ass wuz good.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
/jerks off under desk.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or it didn't happen.
And I don’t mean your fucking hair cut.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then what do you mean?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm suspicious of this "greatest ass in the world" and as an active participant in the intrawebs, I must uphold my reputation as a pervert and coward.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said greatest ass that I've ever seen.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok lets see it
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...I didn't take a fucking picture.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL GO BACK
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SRQ desperately needs something to fill that gap between 4:05 and 4:07 today.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep that is my take a break from study and jerk it
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 foot 4 inch mantower RJ Anderson. The blogosphere loves him, the ladies crave him, human eyes are too crude to capture his physical splendor.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, just reading the stuff that happened in this thread while I was gone. LOL at people who think anything that comes out of Suttree's mouth (aside from my dick) is serious
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So your dick ISN'T serious?
That’s not what he said
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dick IS serious. You are lacking in reading comprehension skills, noted Chicks-with-dicks chaser "Sandy Kazmir"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call false to everything in that comment
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a little known chicks-with-dicks chaser?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting more notorious by the minute apparently
nuh-nuh-notorious
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a wave-based catepillar system I'm interested in re-selling to energy companies along the Gulf Coast. Would you be interested in going into business with me?
If so, please send your checking information to suttree@live.com so we can get started today!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richard Schaeffer
0674384032
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you!
A representative will be in touch with you shortly to confirm your status as our new business exec! However, there may be a delay, as we are currently moving our primary office out of the United States.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh you spelt my name wrong
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have a name?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was Toby
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are the dumbest person ever
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The chick cast as Sif in the Thor movie is cute.
Never seen her in anything, tho.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd look cute with air brushing, 8 pounds of makeup and a push up bra, too!
YOU NEVER EVEN TAKE ME TO DINNER ANYMORE.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a disgrace.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't need any of those things to look cute, fail.
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet she has a freckle just outside her areola
Sooo hot
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's find out.
/grabs sock full of nickels
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pennies work better mang, those bitches have a nice zinc core
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
P Brady speaks from actual, hands-on, rape experience!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not rape, just battery
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
from other dudes
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL YOU GUYS ARE GROSS LOL
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well said
I don’t always agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death to protect that freedom
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god, you guys remind me sooooooooo much of Carrie and Mr. Big!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never watched Sex in the City
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAH! THE ONLY WAY YOU'D KNOW THERE NAMES IS IF YOU DID!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is such a Samantha thing to say.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're the old one
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As funny as that part was, I felt kind of bad for the hunters. They weren't that outrageously homophobic.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Hard to find fault with what they were doing. They really only reacted when a naked dude appeared in the tent entrance.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Sandrew, you're almost as witty as Lorelai!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandrew
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been called worse
by better
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok then Monsieur Cashmir
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your antics remind me of a young Henny Youngman
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE MY GAY BOYFRIEND, PLEASE!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dearest Suttree,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJjoaxoq1rA
Yours,
TGN1
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the long face?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I clicked the link, saw the title, and immediately blurted out "NO!" and closed it (whew, before it started).
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick informal DRB User Poll
We’re all sick of Megan Fox at this point, right?
Men are scared of powerful, confident vaginas. But I wasn’t born with a special vagina.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Megan Fox is lame
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been a huge fan.
Not that she isn’t hot or anything, but in this day in age, I’m literally a click away from seeing whatever the hell I want, so the whole,“Oh my god, so-and-so celebrity is really hot!” shtick is tiresome.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bingo.
Plus, she doesn’t look like a real person. Sim0ne was more authentic.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She "dated" a good friend of mine back in middle school and shit.
By that I mean, they held hands a couple of times.
It’s a shame she went to Hollywood, she’d probably be working at 2001 right now.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's 2001?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was being serious. I'm not up in these things. :(
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a pretty noticeable one if you've ever been down Dale Mabry.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can go up in the space ship and have your dick sucked by sexy aliens
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Seattle, they do not serve liquor in strip clubs.
You may have a soda while titties dangle in your face.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Seattle they do serve liquor EVERYWHERE ELSE. Seriously, chinese takeout places with fuckign Jameson
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They actually don't serve liquor in most Tampa strip clubs.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's to avoid any fights and shit
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen a fight there, but I've never been to one with Pacman Jones
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't aliens' mouths be evolved for a sucking nourishment from rock, which your require razor sharp teeth?
That sounds unpleasent
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...Still applies
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strip club
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the hell do you know?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh I have driven by it
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by SRQman on Sep 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oy Vey
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, even FreeZo knows about it - and he wears suspended corduroys!
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/pushes his glasses up
I, ah, well, uh, maybe once or twice you know, ah, I may have been before the birth of FreeNarwhal.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Child Please
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's right, your wife works there.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two incomes would be nice
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, some strippers make a killing.
You’d barely have to work.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Escorts make more
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but escorts actually have to have sex with their patrons.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nuh'uh, mostly just watch people cry and give blowjobs
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
When I was at UF I would occasionally go out with a girl who drove to Tampa 1 weekend a month to work at MV. Covered all her expenses plus. Then she went to Vegas to work on some big weekend, i forget which one, and met her now husband
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lawrence Taylor.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah some jewish guy from cali w/ 2 kids
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FreeZo?
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by Buc Wild on Sep 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I'm not from Cali
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I should have been born a woman.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's good that we're finally getting at the root of your issues, unfortunately time is up
Shall I pencil you in for next week?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wants his pencil in you next week
if you catch my drift
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by Buc Wild on Sep 23, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see
here I am using pencil as a euphemism for penis. This is in response to the many homosexual jokes made on DRB between/about you two. You asked if he wanted to be penciled in. I then involved myself in some rather clever word play in which I used said euphemism and correlated it to the homoerotic tendencies of the relationship you two have.
Thus, we have lulz
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by Buc Wild on Sep 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite using so many big words ya gay
I still don’t understand what you are talking about
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, quit
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is "DRB"
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Therapists are just like strippers.
I give them all my money and it always ends in tears.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C-C-Christina?
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dated someone who worked at Deja Vu for two years
Worked one night a week, paid for college, paid for dental school and paid for a BMW by the time she was done with college.
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by Brickhaus on Sep 23, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, ok Liar
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD, BUSTED. I FELT SO GOOD LYING ABOUT KNOWING A GUY WHO ONCE HELD HER HAND BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!
IT WAS ALMOST LIKE I KNEW HER!!!!!
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit, it all checks out. Per Wikipedia:
At 10 years of age, after moving to St. Petersburg, Florida, Fox continued her training. At this time she was also holding hands with friend of noted internet celebrity “Suttree”1112
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lullies
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re-Tweeting.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laughing so hard I'm crying\
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by P Brady on Sep 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was really excited by the possibility that you might have actually edited that Wiki page.
by Suttree on Sep 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EF FORT
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has promise
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by Buc Wild on Sep 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the Cosby show?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, cracker ass bitch.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She reminds me of a young Cat Stephens
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOUSIF MOHAMMAD YOU XENOPHOBIC SCUM
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man I love people from Xenon, but seriously they should take a shower once in a while
There is nothing in the Koran against soap
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs