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OTTOTD: A Brief Interjection


Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying? 

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So 2 days with ODST

After the first day, “Man this new campaign is amazing! All this stealth mixed with good action, and it’s faster!”

After the 2nd day, “God damn it these roaming patrols are annoying as fuck. WTF is up with these rocket brutes? STOP SHOOTING ME GOD DAMN IT! FUCK I’M DEAD AGAIN! AARGH!”

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 8:13 AM EDT reply actions  

What's up SRQ.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't take long

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should have two off topic threads every day

One for regular OT stuff and one for anime/video games

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to wait until I beat the campaign and played some multiplayer before I give full impressions of the game.

The roaming patrols aren’t a dealbreaker early on, but at this point in the game they’re hunters and rocket brutes, they come in pairs, they’re extremely difficult to fight with and sometimes it’s impossible to NOT fight them. In those instances, the only high-damage weapon you have are grenades. If you’re lucky.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or suck less

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't read the OTT yesterday once it grew past 600 posts or so.

Seriously, bring something to the table yourself instead of looking for someone else’s topic to comment on. THIS is what you wanted, remember? I brought it to you, and now you don’t like it?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

If you don’t like our discussions you can 1) start your own 2) ignore them 3) get with the program.

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit what is that from? It escapes me

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

La Resistance

Southpark

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Knew it was South Park just forgot which episdoe.

I was thinking of the free hat one but obviously it was Free hat.

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the options

I thought there was a 5) Complain. My bad

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Microsoft Courier

This thing looks cool as crap. I can’t possibly think of a use for it though.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 8:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I have no idea what I would use it for

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just a PC on the go?

I know what a tablet is, but surprised they are going with a hinged design.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has like touch screen and you can doodle

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's what the tablet PC should've been.

It’s a lot more simplified then a standard windows PC, it’s the omega of organizers.

@SRQ, seriously? I would have ripped a newborn infant’s head off while it’s mother was watching and eaten it like an apple if it meant I could have gotten my hands on one of those.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

*while in college

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

I don’t see myself using it really now. Maybe if I played with one I could see it.

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

How dead does this place get in the offseason?

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 AM EDT reply actions  

We actually are pretty busy right now

Lots of new members and comments. The problem is about 15% are unable to communicate like anything more than an infant.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

durrr BUCS SUCK! dsasrj

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

WAKE UP PEOPLE AND STOP SUGAR COATING

No one here is a bigger bucs fan than I am I stand in endzone everyweek with beerstud and afroman and I havent missed a home game since 1990 I have 3 huge bucs tattoos, but the fact is we were sold out, The glazers are broke and so is our team, getting rid of brooks was a financial move, and we signed min amount of players to stay at min salary level derrick ward= garbage gaines adams= garbageX2 Byron leftwich are you kidding me he COMPLETELY sucks, no recievers no dline, no lbers, no depth at oline, and a garbage head coach named raheem what a joke. You mention that we survived 1991 but we were better in 1991 had more talent our team is devoid of any and all talent look it over its funny we will win maybe 1 game maybe, and at least in 1991 I wasnt being robbed on 2000.00 for 2 season tickets, along with 6.75 beers and 8.00 subs, and 25 dollar parking, We ARE BEING RIPPED OFF our team sucks and were paying full ticket for it, Im personally done after this year if raheem and domnick arent fired along with g. adams he is a turd, plain and simpl a giant TURD.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you for making me see this again.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I try to give one fair warning before doing anything.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

That will last for about 3 more minutes

No one will get the obvious sarcasm and it will turn into a nightmare.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure people would actually get the sarcasm

And be greatly offended that I’m mocking them collectively.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

</troll>

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT BUC OFF

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Buc's Suck

The D is the worst in the NFL and our so called quarter back can’t throw a short pass and Piscitelli need to go back on the practice team he’s confused he’s getting burn every week along with Barber and the rest it shows we are missing Kiffin we’ll be lucky if we win a game I was giving them 4-12 but I it looks like 1-15 if that we suck and what those coaches thought would work it’s not it’s going to be awhile before the team comes along by then I season will be over. We could have got a quarter back in the draft next year instead of this year and pick a D end or a corner we need help bad I hope it get better I really don’t think they should have let Morris be the head Coach I don’t think he’s ready yet he’s showing his inexperience as a coach

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like people don't understand the fundamentals of a rebuilding year,

CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHTNING GO UNDEFEATED SINCE LAST YEAR WAS THEIR REBUILDING YEAR

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is actually better than some of the posts over there.

I’ve made sure to add the whole spelling and grammar lingo to the guidelines so the warn stick and ban hammer can play

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Main Content is very good

Most FanPosts seem to be written by the Pinellas Park Super Wal-Mart crowd

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt even mind the over the top opinion stuff if it was well written

but the all caps, no punctuation spewing to no point is awful. I dont expect (though it would be nice) long researched columns, but at least give me something I can read.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

The bigger issue is, the people that have these ramblings are rewarded and encouraged

Some one posts a good piece like SK’s or UNFNole and they get a few comments. This verbal diarrhea gets 3 times as many comments.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how true that is.

On statistical or haeavily researched columns thats probably true. If the research is correct, there isn’t much to discuss or dispute. But the more opinion based columns or those that aren’t heavy into numbers can still generate tons of intelligent conversation.

Yours and UNF’s weren’t new statistical columns. Yours had stats to back it up, but was an opinion on Ronde, UNF’s was a breakdown. They could generate a lot of good feedback.

I think it jus takes someone getting the comments started the right way that helps. Thats why I usually try to jump into those good posts and get it started before it gets derailed early on.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

You got it el capitan

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy Owners of Eli should sell high after this week

It seemingly doesn’t get much easier than the Dallas and TB secondaries

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell that to the lead blogger over at the Giant site

I conversed with him last night and he is convinced Eli is in the top 3 QB’s.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

The weather helps

But statistically Eli fades every second half.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame that on the weather.

That’s one reason Peyton has always been so consistant.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better than it was apparently

I was surprised to get real feedback on my article yesterday

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it helps if someone jumps in early and posts an intelligent conversation

if someone comments first and its just obnoxious and tough to read, you spend half of the comments section trying to negate them or get it back on topic

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kid

But there are definitely a number of astute commenters over there. They jsut get drowned out. I thought it was a good piece.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

OTTOTD will keep this place alive during the winter.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit you are here

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

just messing

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quite possibly.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on which part of the off-season.

Once moves start up, this place should be back alive.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Based on what metrics? fantasy? yards? TD?

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yards and Tds- fantasy speak

He si the #1 WR to dat per my league’s system

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

We have a sal cap auction system, so you leave cap room for FA bidding

Manningham is up to 15. HIghest for a WR midseason in 4 seasons of bidding. I am not touching him. Got me some Edelman (Welker II) to insure Welker I for 1 unit

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

My WR gets four rods to the cows head and that's how I likes it

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT AN AWFUL IDEA

Oh wait……..that’s my league too.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a thief if you take an existing product

improve it and make it your own and then have 9 people join that dont give a crap.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Improve- Schmimprove

Our league was already too complex for the lesser third. Throw in lower quality members and more complexity and you are asking for trouble.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

It won't hold up

With Eli’s fade will be his fade. Smith is still there, Hicks and Hixon come back, Jacobs will get going at some point. No way his #1 sticks, top 10 is out of the question. Possibly top 20, but I don’t see that sticking either.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

TGN1 Fashion Update: Today is the first day in like a month that I didn't put my tie on while in the car, ergo I'm rockin the Half Windsor.

Needless to say, all the sluts are wet

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm wearing my Wu-Tang Clan shirt

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

And to think, it's actually me who has a job.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I got plaid shorts on too

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No idea what you talking about

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fat

He’s talking about fat

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then Yes I guess so

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

GTG class hopefully will be in this thread

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit guys, Vince can't get a movie roll, things are hard oh wait now he can but E isn't taken seriously but oh now he is and Hhahahaha johnny drama you're crazy

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So people still watch this?

I could never get into it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Episodes are about 19 minutes long

Its one of the few non-sports shows, my wife and I watch together.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to admit in public that I watch it

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shi.......

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watch it, my wife hates it.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm taking my name out of the candidate pool

I had no idea that you have to wear a tie

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, and you were almost to the physical challenge stage

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That really should be and/or

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

In 20XX AD a Fangraphs War was beginning...

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

GOD

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey look

a new AIDS vaccine. Hurry up and get your shots.

Sorry Sandy “can’t get that shit twice” Kazmir…maybe in your next life.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM EDT reply actions  

"It's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

winner, winner, chicken dinner.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn't close a fuckin' window you moron!

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

No idea what this is from.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boiler Room, which is where your quote is originally from

But now I realize that it was a big deal in 21

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boiler Room was a great movie.

I should have known that.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truly it is the 3rd best of those three, but it's still good.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, David Mamet is my favorite living person, and I wish I could hang out with him, Rebecca Pidgeon and Ricky Jay at all times

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mamet is amazing

But like Kevin Smith, thats not how people talk IRL

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it's smart patter

I once knew a man who ate a chair, just because no one stopped him

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love Mamet

His critics sound the same as Smith’s, but with an elitist tone

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spartan was really good. It literally only had 1 flaw

Val Kilmer

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

State and Main was great too

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lakeboat was one of his top 3

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Personal order:

Spanish Prisoner; Glengary, Lakeboat

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really only had a problem with Kilmer

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Barry Levinson is not David Mamet

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wall Street 2 in the works

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's been "in the works" for a few years now.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Shia Laboooof"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Fuck you Mom & Dad"

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

/raises hand.

/yells at the elderly

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don’t want you to yell, “Reco!” anymore. Know what you should yell? “Timber!” Yeah, Mr. Fuckin’ wood. I hear you fuckin’ makin’ your calls. It’s bullshit, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don’t you just hang up? You should get them excited. You know, excited? They should beg for a broker on the first call.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse me if I find the prospect of an AIDS addled Tom Hanks endorsing an AIDS vaccine in the same manner a cartoon tiger endorses sugar coated corn flakes

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Did you know that making love is a lot like Mongolian Goat herding? I feel that everything is a parallel to everything else. Wait, why are you leaving?"

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-09-13/the-love-guru/

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions  

The tall blonde he took to Bar Blanc last December was so smoking hot, an eyewitness wrote that Gladwell "made all the guys in the restaurant want to write their own New York Times bestsellers!"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

This really is hilarious
"So, Malcolm, what can you say about the importance of context for any aspiring ladies’ man? How tough is it, for example, to engineer romance wearing a knitted tie in a hard-nosed newsroom?"

As he would put it, this was my Disqualifying Statement, and not just a mild one, either.

"I write books. I’m a private person."

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wee paper extended

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I know this is going to be too small to appreciate, but this really is a fantastic work

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Further,

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know if there is a more fitting cover.

“HAHA I’M BEING AN IRL TROLL AND THERE AIN’T SHIT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!”

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really all about the truth. If Obama isn't a radical muslim terrorist, it should be easy to prove.

Why can’t anyone prove it???

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Glenn Beck was hit with a "shotgun blast of mormanism"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

"ignorance"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glen Beck sullies Thomas Paine with his filth.

I have no problem with exploring who makes the government tick, but I do have a problem with intellectual dishonesty. That’s why I cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

OLIGAHY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's really irritating, because I agree with a ton of his surface points and philosophies.

But, then he starts talking and starts betraying his own principles with delusions and logical fallacies, and then I go back to crying myself to sleep at night.

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

What surface points and philosophies of his do you agree with?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

While I'm not going to engage you in a political debate, the phrase "holding the federal government accountable" is rediculous.

We already do that. We have a process that is called “voting”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I also don't want to get into a debate, but it is always funny when I read people demanding smaller government

without putting any thought into how to do that. I am all for decreasing expenditures so that we can eventually decrease revenue (taxes), but HOW? One thought is to decrease the defense budget, but that never seems to get raised.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we don't keep spending over 30% of our GDP on defense, the terrorists win

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Everyone's favorite strawman

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

BLACKFACED JAPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X43jamqK6eA

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ring, ring! If you have a moment, would you mind participating in our poll?

If you knew that President Truman had fathered a black child out of wedlock, would you vote for him? Thank you for your time!

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rauss Mauss'd

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is the deal with everyone using the term strawman all of a sudden

Did this word just get invented? Did people just discover it? I have questions that need to be answered dammit.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I don't know how to do

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's apt here. People on both sides of the political spectrum blame the media for all sorts of shit,

failing to realize that it is an innately intellectually corrupt enterprise from the start, and doesn’t matter.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really. All it serves to do is back up already held opinions

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Find me reliable intelligent reporting, angry user "Suttree"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's Slate for blacks

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

God, I fucking love the Black Panthers.

Huey P. Newton was my facebook picture for two years.

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love anyone that takes a stand against civil dis-liberty

I would prefer non-violence, but a non-violent message with a back alley goon squad is much more effective

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

OTTOTD: Serious discussions among whites about black nationalism

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what tends to happen to contradictions in terms

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, they can't have a black supramacist who wants to deprive all whites of their property rights in office

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's just encouraging Beck and his bullshit.

Yeah, Van Jones is a radical liberal, yeah, he’s a moron for thinking the government helped enact 9/11, but if you have faith in the guy to create better policy, then keep him and tell Glenn Beck and company to fuck off.

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this fucker.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a pretty good chance (apparently) that I won't be lead over at Buc Em anymore in a few days

They want me to sign a contract, I can’t/won’t due to my real job. They seem pretty set on having someone sign it and be lead. Niko offered to sign it and still let me be lead, but the higher ups aren’t too thrilled with that.

www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer

by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions  

But you aren't the lead guy

Tommy is (right?)

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's the issue I guess

since I’m “lead” they want me to sign a contract which I can’t do. I’d like to continue in this capacity, but with no contract, it looks like I’m no the outs and it will go to someone else.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll sign it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

SBN wants me to sign an exclusive deal to comment only on DRB.

Something about underwhelming article content…diminished readership…blah blee blah.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are they planning on paying you?

WTF would make you sign a contract otherwise.

by RaysTheRoof on Sep 24, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So basically Blez is brilliant.

Find smart people to generate traffic to his company, without paying, while controlling everything they write!

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by Tyler on Sep 24, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

#
Still hate Negros from Tampa
Sep 24th, 2009 8:58 am

UPTON WAITED UNTIL THE LAST SECOND TO JUMP FOR THE BALL AND JUST BEARLY CAUT IT. WHAT LAZYNESS! BENCH HIM AND TRADE HIM IN THE OFFSEASON FOR A RELIEVER FOR OUR CRAPPY BULLPEN!!!!

I can’t believe they actually let me get away with this.

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/tampa-bay-rays-rally-to-beat-seattle-mariners/1038770

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

welp,

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was intended as a joke, but this line made me laugh, in regard to the German national election coming up:
Polls show that around 40 percent of the electorate haven’t made up their minds yet how they will vote. All this is remarkable for a country where voters have traditionally harbored strong party affiliations.<blockquote>

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 10:56 AM EDT reply actions  

I'

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll see your Nazi allusion, and counter with
You listen to me, Jets fan. This ain’t your father’s Jets. Your father was a pussy. I’m sorry, son, but it’s true. Hell, these ain’t even your grandpas Jets. These are the fucking Rex Ryan Jets. We’re gonna fucking annihilate those fuckers. Then we’re gonna stomp on their heads. Then we’re gonna eat turkey drumsticks, drink Beam right from the bottle, sing Def Leppard karaoke, and bang 17-year-olds in the mouth. You ready? You gonna do some fucking?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

1/2 of a funny movie

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like half of it dickhole

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

When the audience starts to laugh at the musical, then it turns too self-referential and the jokes fall flat IMO

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

HALF A GREAT COMEDY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like 8/10ths

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor math skills, absurdest comedienne "PlayOnWords"

Always simplify in OTTOTDs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. But the "HALF", in your terms, is twice as funny as almost any comedy ever.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also - agreed on "State and Main". I rewatched it a week or two ago.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

So fucking underrated

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matthew Broderick singing and dancing around makes me question the feminine message that those

Rich, Hollywood Jews are trying to pump out to my lesser-educated brothers that take it in stride. Rambo on a .50 would
turn these singers and dancers back into the limp-wristed boy lovers that they are

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck the remake.

Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder ftw.

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gene Wilder you say?

Ok, now you’ve got my ear

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

How in the name of God do you not know this

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the upbringing

I’ve seen See No Evil, Silver Screen, Brewster’s Millions, Young Frankenstein and others I’m forgetting, but I didn’t know he was in the original. Also, I know that Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder are too different people, I just
love Brewster’s Millions.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet you're missing the 3 most famous Gene Wilder movies

The Producers, Willy Wonka, and Blazing Saddles

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also parental abuse and possible molestation

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Honey, we can't go out to dinner, who will watch Suttree?"

“Uncle Ernie can watch the boy!”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m your wicked Uncle Ernie; I’m glad you won’t see or hear me, As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about. Your mother left me here to mind you, And I’m doing exactly what I bleedin’ well want to, Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about. Down with your bedclothes, Up with your nightshirt…

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait until your mother masturbates into a mirror and bubbles come out

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Btw, I really need to rewatch Tommy. I'm positive there are parallels between it and Dayman that I'm missing

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely nobody needs to rewatch Tommy.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you can remove the possible

He didn’t actually watch MST3K, his parents took turns doing Tom Servo like commentary
while they alternately sodomized him

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't going to sit here and list every movie I've ever seen

I believe the title of the film is CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY YOU IGNORANT FUCK, which I’ve seen as well as Blazing Saddles. The Producers, not so much. And to say that his role in Young Frankenstein is not as good as those three shows just how dumb you truly are.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

also too =! two

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

GIVE THE GOVERNOR A HARRUMPH!

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

GENE WILDER AND ZERO MUSTELL (yes i know I spelled that wrong) YOU BASTARD

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow so Eminem is fucking dogshit

I thought I’d give his new stuff a chance, but damn, I think I’d rather be deaf.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Sandy can you hear me?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

But you sure play a mean pinball

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

/points to nose, winks

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, secret of the pro's

I read ya big fella

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that sounds like a bad thing

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that sounds like a bad thing

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, makes me wish I wasn't at work/my ipod wasn't all the way in my car

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh FG, you whores

http://deadspin.com/5366886/baseball-statgeeks-iphone-dorks-finally-join-forces

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Give me the app for free, and I'll word of mouth advertise it

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

I love the site, but it is SOOOO slow.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm.

It loads quicker than BP, that’s for sure.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's BP?

That does not ring a bell…

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you talking mobile or just in general?

Matt Garza’s player page took six seconds to load, which isn’t a long time.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In general.

I don’t even mess w/ FG on mobile.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, back to Blazing Saddles
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

/THIS THREAD IS CLOSED FOR COMMENTS.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE WHITE, GODFEARING CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately! The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state!

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to shoot that [person of the African-American persuasion] dead? Would that pep you up some?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anybody got a dime?

Somebody’s gonna have to go back and get a SHITLOAD of dimes!

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch me! It's so simple! Give me the playback! Watch me, faggots!

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's proven fact

Wu-Tang Clan shirt makes tests easier

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Just want to remind everybody that Gary Shelton is earth's worst sports columnist
Who wins the next playoff game? I’m going to say the Lightning … in 2011.

Who wins the next trophy? I’ll say the Rays…in 2014.

From this steaming turd

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

A hispanic liking a pick-up truck?

What’s next, TGN1 liking money?
Sandy Kazmir liking shemales?
SRQ liking videogames?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suttree liking horses?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

P Brady liking attention

RJ liking weed jokes
FreeZorilla’s child pooping hilariously?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

PlayOnWords saying almost exactly what Suttree does?

PriceMultiCyYoungs being racist?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

RJ Anderson stepping down from DRB?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tommy Rancel not commenting on anything?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reasonable Doubt leaving this blog?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoeyBW dying?

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That blog is hillarious.

It’s actually put together like there’s a readership.

by vincesucks on Sep 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erik Hahmann and strip clubs?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is getting old...

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm not sure how it started in the first place.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, it's all in good fun

Suttree doesn’t really fuck horses
Sandy isn’t really sexually attracted to transexuals
P Brady isn’t really gay

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

P Brady isn’t really gay

I am, actually

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, sure dude

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

...'kay

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

TGN1 ISN'T HUMAN.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like attention :(

Kericr liking his sister getting taunted?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

*being indifferent towards

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You like heaters and beam much more.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Beam?

Sure, Red Stag is pretty good

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Road sodas on the way up to Tallahassee tomorrow.

Good Idea or Bad Idea?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Road Soda?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

kids are so cute.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't drink and drive is what Mr. T told me

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by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 24, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad idea if you are driving

good idea if you aren’t

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we did need that AAA New Years ad afterall?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What that guy a troll or is he still around?

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next new years ever hes making an ecstacy fanpost

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad ideas make good stories.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do we have an off-day today anyways?

We just had one, and there’s less than a dozen games left.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this a rhetorical question?

Maybe it only seems that way cause I can’t think of a good answer.

by vincesucks on Sep 24, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really. I figured someone would have a reason.

Flying to Texas doesn’t seem like something that would require a day off after a two-game series.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I game on this sweet zoetrope

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, stick the Dance Dance Revolution tape in and lets play that

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep fuckin that chicken

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can something evolve beyond "Keep fuckin that chicken?"

Science says: no

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Science then jumped on its skate board and did a sick wheelie

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn teenagers

Once you quit hearing sir and ma’am, the rest is sure to follow.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

But its irish poochie!

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's all like

Hey Mr. S, where the deals at?

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

(readers of DRB do not need an invitation)

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

/!\ OrlandoRays parachute account found /!\

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Right there

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

VIZIO makes a decent flat screen but the sound is shitty.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking cheap yet awesome

Along with everyone else in the market, while knowing nothing.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea I've had a 42' Vizio

Been mostly pleased. great bang for buck but audio is lousy

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like dull or is there a hiss or what?

It’s not a deal breaker, but I’d rather it was flat than irritating

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually its fine. Never had a sports issue which is pretty mcuh what I watch.

When Mrs. FreeZo watches her prime time dramas there is occasionally (maybe once a month) a distant muffilng sound in the background. I’m sure its correctable if I played with the settings, but no..

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have some time of sound system you can run off of then there is no problem with it.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

*type of sound system

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't

I don’t get any channels I just want to watch movies and play games on something decent.

Embrace Eternity

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me go shopping with you

I’m mad good at finding deals

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's online only now

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is an underrated burn. Highly approve

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only rec ironically

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Circuit City = Tiger Direct

If you don’t know what that means, a simple translation is “Stay the fuck away”

Buy your stuff somewhere else. Anywhere else.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 24, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

[insert Jew joke]

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have not been in any one store more than 10 minutes in the past 3 years

One of the perks of marriage, never have to shop

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are some things that a woman need not shop for

or they will mess it up

Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been trying to find a paying job for 3 months.

I have an internship with a state senator but it doesn’t pay. Any leads? Serious offers only.

by vincesucks on Sep 24, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as you've never had a speeding ticket and you hate border jumpers I know a guy who works in HR of a Fortune 1,000 company that's hiring

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you can email him at pricemulticyyoungs@stormfront.org

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Reply fail

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wah wah wah

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

REFRESH YOUR PAGE.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make me.

And wasn’t it Zephyrhills?

by vincesucks on Sep 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This topic is dead.

Move along, nothing to see here.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "Hotel" in the title is a reference to a prostitutes who come to one's hotel room-- an illegal practise.[5]

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

A group of photographers and their models go to a forest retreat. They engage in S&M play and lots of softcore sex. Eventually they get picked off one-by-one by a filth-covered 'demon' with an unnaturally large penis. Most of the sex scenes are fogged.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go watch "Antichrist"

You’ll love it

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sexual Desires in the Ladies Restroom: Dripping!
On her honeymoon, Yūki discovers that her new husband Tarō is not inspired to perform sexually in bed, but prefers the restroom.3

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Dripping"

Welp.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noriko, a young widow, lives with her senile father-in-law, Shukichi. In order to convince Shukichi that his favorite cow is not dead, Noriko rises before dawn, poses as the cow and allows Shukichi to milk her instead. Conflict arises when Shukichi’s daughter tries to put an end to this relationship.1

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In conclusion: Japan

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fat Manned

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

/roll eyes

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basement Jaxx - Raindrops = Song of the year

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Celebrity using cocaine?

:O

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by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Residents - Thrid Reich and Roll

Album of the Millenium (the last one)

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bucs fans or Buc's fans?

www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer

by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bucs Fan.

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by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mustve typed it wrong once because my stupid spellchecker is saying

Buc’s fans.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 24, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

PricemultiCy

I’m White Hire me!!!!

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's a TV review I don't agree with
I set up this TV last night, and it blew me away. Sports (baseball and football) look awesome, no blurring. The blacks are great. I watched Black Hawk Down on HD cable and was blown away, picture so clear I swore as was actually on the set live. The picture is breath-taking, so clear. Outstanding TV and the price is perfect. I cannot recommend this highly enough

WTF is this guys problem?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude.

What do you need your t.v. to do? Do you want full HD? How big are you thinking? Do you want it for games and just sports?

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vizio quality suuuucks

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both

I can tell a difference and my buddy who knows this shit, worked for like Blizzard and stuff, can tell the difference and notices it. I don’t know if you will though and technically that is all that matters. Are you looking for like a 40 inch range?

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also try to get it from a store.

So you don’t have to pay shipping, assuming you have someone who can help you bring it home and not you know say steal it from you

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh weak sauce.

Really no differance

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I worked in one of those warehouses I would be kicking the shit out of these things

Money isn’t my biggest concern as long as it’s within my budget

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except I try to order only from there

and my shit works fine.

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

PMCY Disease

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by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This can die out anytime now...

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Update on the guy I took to the game and story

He told a mutual friend that he was giving me 200 of it. Uh it be nice if he told me

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That I never got.

Still not buying it till he sells it

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be up up and away

up up and away

This album is insanely addicting.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just going to put this out there, (maybe a topic for tomorrow?) but if you don't think Blue Monday is one of the 5 best songs ever you and I have a difference of opinions

And since I’m smarter and better looking and more successful than you, you’re probably a failure at all things.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

New Order or Orgy

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid that I don't recognize Orgy as existing

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay so I'm pissed...

I bought COD4 thinking it would eat up a lot of my time and in three days at less than 3 hrs per day I have the fucking thing beat.

As this was my first time playing I did set it at the easiest level but for christ sake….GTA was a much deeper game.

BULL SHIT.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck did you expect

You gotta play online mother fucker

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted a game that was very deep in single player mode.

I’m going to get my ass handed to me online right now.

Fuck this shit.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point of the game is online multiplayer. Single player is good, but an after-thought

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would have been nice to know before the purchase.

What would you suggest for single player? I don’t know that I have the time or patience for online.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh..... what did you not get

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batman is 100% single player

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And good

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told you

Take you whippings online now so that you at least have techniques down for when everyone is learning the new maps. If you’re trying to learn maps and the game at the same time you will get housed

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever let him be a fucking n00b

I will destroy him

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by SRQman on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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