OTTOTD: A Brief Interjection
Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
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So 2 days with ODST
After the first day, “Man this new campaign is amazing! All this stealth mixed with good action, and it’s faster!”
After the 2nd day, “God damn it these roaming patrols are annoying as fuck. WTF is up with these rocket brutes? STOP SHOOTING ME GOD DAMN IT! FUCK I’M DEAD AGAIN! AARGH!”
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Maybe we should have two off topic threads every day
One for regular OT stuff and one for anime/video games
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Trying to wait until I beat the campaign and played some multiplayer before I give full impressions of the game.
The roaming patrols aren’t a dealbreaker early on, but at this point in the game they’re hunters and rocket brutes, they come in pairs, they’re extremely difficult to fight with and sometimes it’s impossible to NOT fight them. In those instances, the only high-damage weapon you have are grenades. If you’re lucky.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I didn't read the OTT yesterday once it grew past 600 posts or so.
Seriously, bring something to the table yourself instead of looking for someone else’s topic to comment on. THIS is what you wanted, remember? I brought it to you, and now you don’t like it?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
This
If you don’t like our discussions you can 1) start your own 2) ignore them 3) get with the program.
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For the lulz
4) I heard there would be punch and pie
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Knew it was South Park just forgot which episdoe.
I was thinking of the free hat one but obviously it was Free hat.
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For the lulz
Microsoft Courier
This thing looks cool as crap. I can’t possibly think of a use for it though.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Is it just a PC on the go?
I know what a tablet is, but surprised they are going with a hinged design.
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It's what the tablet PC should've been.
It’s a lot more simplified then a standard windows PC, it’s the omega of organizers.
@SRQ, seriously? I would have ripped a newborn infant’s head off while it’s mother was watching and eaten it like an apple if it meant I could have gotten my hands on one of those.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Meh
I don’t see myself using it really now. Maybe if I played with one I could see it.
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For the lulz
It would make note taking easy as fuck if you could just load your slides into it and draw right on them there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I just don't like my hand writing and I can type fast as fuck
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For the lulz
Well you certainly know how to draw the ladies in
Nobody wants to hear you typing over the professor BTW
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
How dead does this place get in the offseason?
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I will still be here...I have no better place to be :(
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For the lulz
We actually are pretty busy right now
Lots of new members and comments. The problem is about 15% are unable to communicate like anything more than an infant.
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WAKE UP PEOPLE AND STOP SUGAR COATING
No one here is a bigger bucs fan than I am I stand in endzone everyweek with beerstud and afroman and I havent missed a home game since 1990 I have 3 huge bucs tattoos, but the fact is we were sold out, The glazers are broke and so is our team, getting rid of brooks was a financial move, and we signed min amount of players to stay at min salary level derrick ward= garbage gaines adams= garbageX2 Byron leftwich are you kidding me he COMPLETELY sucks, no recievers no dline, no lbers, no depth at oline, and a garbage head coach named raheem what a joke. You mention that we survived 1991 but we were better in 1991 had more talent our team is devoid of any and all talent look it over its funny we will win maybe 1 game maybe, and at least in 1991 I wasnt being robbed on 2000.00 for 2 season tickets, along with 6.75 beers and 8.00 subs, and 25 dollar parking, We ARE BEING RIPPED OFF our team sucks and were paying full ticket for it, Im personally done after this year if raheem and domnick arent fired along with g. adams he is a turd, plain and simpl a giant TURD.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
That's what you get for trying to respond to it with some level of reason. You know better then that.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I try to give one fair warning before doing anything.
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...
http://www.bucem.com/2009/9/24/1052971/i-type-in-all-caps-because-it
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
That will last for about 3 more minutes
No one will get the obvious sarcasm and it will turn into a nightmare.
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I'm pretty sure people would actually get the sarcasm
And be greatly offended that I’m mocking them collectively.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT BUC OFF
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
The Buc's Suck
The D is the worst in the NFL and our so called quarter back can’t throw a short pass and Piscitelli need to go back on the practice team he’s confused he’s getting burn every week along with Barber and the rest it shows we are missing Kiffin we’ll be lucky if we win a game I was giving them 4-12 but I it looks like 1-15 if that we suck and what those coaches thought would work it’s not it’s going to be awhile before the team comes along by then I season will be over. We could have got a quarter back in the draft next year instead of this year and pick a D end or a corner we need help bad I hope it get better I really don’t think they should have let Morris be the head Coach I don’t think he’s ready yet he’s showing his inexperience as a coach
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I hope Browns vs. Lions in like Week 10 they both have 0 wins
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For the lulz
The Lions are going to walk all over the Rams when they get them at Ford Field.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I wouldn't be suprised if they won this week, and I kind of like them against both Chicago and (for now at least) Pitssburgh.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
It's like people don't understand the fundamentals of a rebuilding year,
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHTNING GO UNDEFEATED SINCE LAST YEAR WAS THEIR REBUILDING YEAR
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder what kind of traffic they're going to get now that the season is starting.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
This is actually better than some of the posts over there.
I’ve made sure to add the whole spelling and grammar lingo to the guidelines so the warn stick and ban hammer can play
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The Main Content is very good
Most FanPosts seem to be written by the Pinellas Park Super Wal-Mart crowd
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I wouldnt even mind the over the top opinion stuff if it was well written
but the all caps, no punctuation spewing to no point is awful. I dont expect (though it would be nice) long researched columns, but at least give me something I can read.
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The bigger issue is, the people that have these ramblings are rewarded and encouraged
Some one posts a good piece like SK’s or UNFNole and they get a few comments. This verbal diarrhea gets 3 times as many comments.
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We've said for a long time that # of comments != Quality of story
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know how true that is.
On statistical or haeavily researched columns thats probably true. If the research is correct, there isn’t much to discuss or dispute. But the more opinion based columns or those that aren’t heavy into numbers can still generate tons of intelligent conversation.
Yours and UNF’s weren’t new statistical columns. Yours had stats to back it up, but was an opinion on Ronde, UNF’s was a breakdown. They could generate a lot of good feedback.
I think it jus takes someone getting the comments started the right way that helps. Thats why I usually try to jump into those good posts and get it started before it gets derailed early on.
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I see what you did there
You got it el capitan
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Fantasy Owners of Eli should sell high after this week
It seemingly doesn’t get much easier than the Dallas and TB secondaries
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Don't tell that to the lead blogger over at the Giant site
I conversed with him last night and he is convinced Eli is in the top 3 QB’s.
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Better than it was apparently
I was surprised to get real feedback on my article yesterday
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it helps if someone jumps in early and posts an intelligent conversation
if someone comments first and its just obnoxious and tough to read, you spend half of the comments section trying to negate them or get it back on topic
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I kid
But there are definitely a number of astute commenters over there. They jsut get drowned out. I thought it was a good piece.
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What we gotta do brother, is kick a little ass
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Based on what I saw last year, it quiets down quite a bit.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
OTTOTD will keep this place alive during the winter.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Depends on which part of the off-season.
Once moves start up, this place should be back alive.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Based on what metrics? fantasy? yards? TD?
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Yards and Tds- fantasy speak
He si the #1 WR to dat per my league’s system
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Trying to get him damn McNabb getting hurt and having to go to the bottom of the waiver position
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
We have a sal cap auction system, so you leave cap room for FA bidding
Manningham is up to 15. HIghest for a WR midseason in 4 seasons of bidding. I am not touching him. Got me some Edelman (Welker II) to insure Welker I for 1 unit
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BAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS TRADE IN UNITS, WELCOME TO THE 14TH CENTURY BARTER MCGEE
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions
My WR gets four rods to the cows head and that's how I likes it
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT AN AWFUL IDEA
Oh wait……..that’s my league too.
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Not a thief if you take an existing product
improve it and make it your own and then have 9 people join that dont give a crap.
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Improve- Schmimprove
Our league was already too complex for the lesser third. Throw in lower quality members and more complexity and you are asking for trouble.
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I know I'm just playing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
It won't hold up
With Eli’s fade will be his fade. Smith is still there, Hicks and Hixon come back, Jacobs will get going at some point. No way his #1 sticks, top 10 is out of the question. Possibly top 20, but I don’t see that sticking either.
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TGN1 Fashion Update: Today is the first day in like a month that I didn't put my tie on while in the car, ergo I'm rockin the Half Windsor.
Needless to say, all the sluts are wet
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 AM EDT reply actions
And to think, it's actually me who has a job.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Fat
He’s talking about fat
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh shit guys, Vince can't get a movie roll, things are hard oh wait now he can but E isn't taken seriously but oh now he is and Hhahahaha johnny drama you're crazy
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So people still watch this?
I could never get into it
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Episodes are about 19 minutes long
Its one of the few non-sports shows, my wife and I watch together.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I refuse to admit in public that I watch it
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh shi.......
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm taking my name out of the candidate pool
I had no idea that you have to wear a tie
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn, and you were almost to the physical challenge stage
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Smoking cigarettes or taking kids' lunch money?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
That really should be and/or
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
In 20XX AD a Fangraphs War was beginning...
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh hey look
a new AIDS vaccine. Hurry up and get your shots.
Sorry Sandy “can’t get that shit twice” Kazmir…maybe in your next life.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM EDT reply actions
"It's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!"

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
winner, winner, chicken dinner.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn't close a fuckin' window you moron!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
No idea what this is from.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Boiler Room, which is where your quote is originally from
But now I realize that it was a big deal in 21
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Boiler Room was a great movie.
I should have known that.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Truly it is the 3rd best of those three, but it's still good.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, David Mamet is my favorite living person, and I wish I could hang out with him, Rebecca Pidgeon and Ricky Jay at all times
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Mamet is amazing
But like Kevin Smith, thats not how people talk IRL
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Yeah, but it's smart patter
I once knew a man who ate a chair, just because no one stopped him
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I love Mamet
His critics sound the same as Smith’s, but with an elitist tone
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, his movies get progressively worse and worse, especially once he started directing.
Spartan could have been really good in better hands.
Spartan was really good. It literally only had 1 flaw
Val Kilmer
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
State and Main was great too
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Lakeboat was one of his top 3
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Personal order:
Spanish Prisoner; Glengary, Lakeboat
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I really only had a problem with Kilmer
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I really need to see Wag the Dog again
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Barry Levinson is not David Mamet
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
"Shia Laboooof"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
"Fuck you Mom & Dad"
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not great, but it's a must see if you're getting into the cold calling biz
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
/raises hand.
/yells at the elderly
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don’t want you to yell, “Reco!” anymore. Know what you should yell? “Timber!” Yeah, Mr. Fuckin’ wood. I hear you fuckin’ makin’ your calls. It’s bullshit, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don’t you just hang up? You should get them excited. You know, excited? They should beg for a broker on the first call.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me if I find the prospect of an AIDS addled Tom Hanks endorsing an AIDS vaccine in the same manner a cartoon tiger endorses sugar coated corn flakes
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Hilarious
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
"Did you know that making love is a lot like Mongolian Goat herding? I feel that everything is a parallel to everything else. Wait, why are you leaving?"
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-09-13/the-love-guru/
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions
The tall blonde he took to Bar Blanc last December was so smoking hot, an eyewitness wrote that Gladwell "made all the guys in the restaurant want to write their own New York Times bestsellers!"
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
This really is hilarious
"So, Malcolm, what can you say about the importance of context for any aspiring ladies’ man? How tough is it, for example, to engineer romance wearing a knitted tie in a hard-nosed newsroom?"
As he would put it, this was my Disqualifying Statement, and not just a mild one, either.
"I write books. I’m a private person."
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
For not making this available on the Pre, I'm going to start calling them FanGaffs.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Well, the Pre store is still in beta and you can't charge for apps yet, so... :(
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I know this is going to be too small to appreciate, but this really is a fantastic work

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
If that plane flies into that mountain, then the terrorists win.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Further,

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions
I don't know if there is a more fitting cover.
“HAHA I’M BEING AN IRL TROLL AND THERE AIN’T SHIT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!”
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I'm really all about the truth. If Obama isn't a radical muslim terrorist, it should be easy to prove.
Why can’t anyone prove it???
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, Glenn Beck was hit with a "shotgun blast of mormanism"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't remember what the name of this fallacy technically is.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
"ignorance"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Glen Beck sullies Thomas Paine with his filth.
I have no problem with exploring who makes the government tick, but I do have a problem with intellectual dishonesty. That’s why I cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
OLIGAHY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
It's really irritating, because I agree with a ton of his surface points and philosophies.
But, then he starts talking and starts betraying his own principles with delusions and logical fallacies, and then I go back to crying myself to sleep at night.
What surface points and philosophies of his do you agree with?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Holding federal government accountable, the typical politically conservative few points of individual rights, low debt, limited government, et cetera, et cetera..
And then he starts talking and I want to pump him full of air and watch him explode.
While I'm not going to engage you in a political debate, the phrase "holding the federal government accountable" is rediculous.
We already do that. We have a process that is called “voting”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I also don't want to get into a debate, but it is always funny when I read people demanding smaller government
without putting any thought into how to do that. I am all for decreasing expenditures so that we can eventually decrease revenue (taxes), but HOW? One thought is to decrease the defense budget, but that never seems to get raised.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
If we don't keep spending over 30% of our GDP on defense, the terrorists win
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone's favorite strawman
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Gore v. Bush II comes to mind as well
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
BLACKFACED JAPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X43jamqK6eA
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Ring, ring! If you have a moment, would you mind participating in our poll?
If you knew that President Truman had fathered a black child out of wedlock, would you vote for him? Thank you for your time!
Rauss Mauss'd
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
WTF is the deal with everyone using the term strawman all of a sudden
Did this word just get invented? Did people just discover it? I have questions that need to be answered dammit.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I don't know how to do
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
It's apt here. People on both sides of the political spectrum blame the media for all sorts of shit,
failing to realize that it is an innately intellectually corrupt enterprise from the start, and doesn’t matter.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Not really. All it serves to do is back up already held opinions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
You're right, who the fuck needs reliable, intelligent reporting to make the democratic process work.
Find me reliable intelligent reporting, angry user "Suttree"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
That isn't a front for the Neo-Black Panthers of America?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
No, it's Slate for blacks
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I love anyone that takes a stand against civil dis-liberty
I would prefer non-violence, but a non-violent message with a back alley goon squad is much more effective
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
OTTOTD: Serious discussions among whites about black nationalism
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not doubting your use, it just seems that I had gone 26.5 years of my life without hearing it and over the last 2 months
Iast 2 months I’ve heard the term bandied about at least 3 dozen times.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Intellectual Conservatism is pretty much dead
I empathize
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what tends to happen to contradictions in terms
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, they can't have a black supramacist who wants to deprive all whites of their property rights in office
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
We prefer our radical, racist advisors to be white, thank you for very much.
John Ashcroft, come on down!
This ultimately is the problem with Democrats in politics, they often come off as spineless because they do things like this.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
It's just encouraging Beck and his bullshit.
Yeah, Van Jones is a radical liberal, yeah, he’s a moron for thinking the government helped enact 9/11, but if you have faith in the guy to create better policy, then keep him and tell Glenn Beck and company to fuck off.
There's a pretty good chance (apparently) that I won't be lead over at Buc Em anymore in a few days
They want me to sign a contract, I can’t/won’t due to my real job. They seem pretty set on having someone sign it and be lead. Niko offered to sign it and still let me be lead, but the higher ups aren’t too thrilled with that.
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
I've never signed a contract with SBN.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
But you aren't the lead guy
Tommy is (right?)
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That's the issue I guess
since I’m “lead” they want me to sign a contract which I can’t do. I’d like to continue in this capacity, but with no contract, it looks like I’m no the outs and it will go to someone else.
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I'd have to get my AA sponsor, Dave Coulier, to sign off on it first
Let me give him a call
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll sign it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
SBN wants me to sign an exclusive deal to comment only on DRB.
Something about underwhelming article content…diminished readership…blah blee blah.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Both true.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm in that fucker's head so deep he fingerpaints my initials into the cumpile he leaves on his stomach each morning.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Are they planning on paying you?
WTF would make you sign a contract otherwise.
It basically says you don't own your work and the site is property of SBN, etc.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So basically Blez is brilliant.
Find smart people to generate traffic to his company, without paying, while controlling everything they write!
Tools Whore
HAHAHAHA
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Still hate Negros from Tampa
Sep 24th, 2009 8:58 am
UPTON WAITED UNTIL THE LAST SECOND TO JUMP FOR THE BALL AND JUST BEARLY CAUT IT. WHAT LAZYNESS! BENCH HIM AND TRADE HIM IN THE OFFSEASON FOR A RELIEVER FOR OUR CRAPPY BULLPEN!!!!
I can’t believe they actually let me get away with this.
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/tampa-bay-rays-rally-to-beat-seattle-mariners/1038770
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
welp,
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
They've refused to post less rediculous things. I guess they smelled the sarcasm there and let it go.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Supposedly, the Times has to approve comments before they get posted on this form. It's not like the heater comment section.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
They must have agreed with you
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
It was intended as a joke, but this line made me laugh, in regard to the German national election coming up:
Polls show that around 40 percent of the electorate haven’t made up their minds yet how they will vote. All this is remarkable for a country where voters have traditionally harbored strong party affiliations.<blockquote>
I'
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll see your Nazi allusion, and counter with
You listen to me, Jets fan. This ain’t your father’s Jets. Your father was a pussy. I’m sorry, son, but it’s true. Hell, these ain’t even your grandpas Jets. These are the fucking Rex Ryan Jets. We’re gonna fucking annihilate those fuckers. Then we’re gonna stomp on their heads. Then we’re gonna eat turkey drumsticks, drink Beam right from the bottle, sing Def Leppard karaoke, and bang 17-year-olds in the mouth. You ready? You gonna do some fucking?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
You know those Rex Ryans, if you don't join them, they'll come getcha
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the worst thing you've ever uttered
BACK TO THE PILE!
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
1/2 of a funny movie
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I like half of it dickhole
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
When the audience starts to laugh at the musical, then it turns too self-referential and the jokes fall flat IMO
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
HALF A GREAT COMEDY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
It's like 8/10ths
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Poor math skills, absurdest comedienne "PlayOnWords"
Always simplify in OTTOTDs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok. But the "HALF", in your terms, is twice as funny as almost any comedy ever.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Also - agreed on "State and Main". I rewatched it a week or two ago.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
So fucking underrated
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Matthew Broderick singing and dancing around makes me question the feminine message that those
Rich, Hollywood Jews are trying to pump out to my lesser-educated brothers that take it in stride. Rambo on a .50 would
turn these singers and dancers back into the limp-wristed boy lovers that they are
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Gene Wilder you say?
Ok, now you’ve got my ear
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
How in the name of God do you not know this
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I blame the upbringing
I’ve seen See No Evil, Silver Screen, Brewster’s Millions, Young Frankenstein and others I’m forgetting, but I didn’t know he was in the original. Also, I know that Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder are too different people, I just
love Brewster’s Millions.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
And yet you're missing the 3 most famous Gene Wilder movies
The Producers, Willy Wonka, and Blazing Saddles
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Also parental abuse and possible molestation
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
"Honey, we can't go out to dinner, who will watch Suttree?"
“Uncle Ernie can watch the boy!”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m your wicked Uncle Ernie; I’m glad you won’t see or hear me, As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about. Your mother left me here to mind you, And I’m doing exactly what I bleedin’ well want to, Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about. Down with your bedclothes, Up with your nightshirt…
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait until your mother masturbates into a mirror and bubbles come out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Btw, I really need to rewatch Tommy. I'm positive there are parallels between it and Dayman that I'm missing
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely nobody needs to rewatch Tommy.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I was so confused watching it at 12 years old
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Disagree
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I think you can remove the possible
He didn’t actually watch MST3K, his parents took turns doing Tom Servo like commentary
while they alternately sodomized him
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't going to sit here and list every movie I've ever seen
I believe the title of the film is CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY YOU IGNORANT FUCK, which I’ve seen as well as Blazing Saddles. The Producers, not so much. And to say that his role in Young Frankenstein is not as good as those three shows just how dumb you truly are.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
also too =! two
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
GIVE THE GOVERNOR A HARRUMPH!
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
GENE WILDER AND ZERO MUSTELL (yes i know I spelled that wrong) YOU BASTARD
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow so Eminem is fucking dogshit
I thought I’d give his new stuff a chance, but damn, I think I’d rather be deaf.
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Sandy can you hear me?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm deaf not blind you twit
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
But you sure play a mean pinball
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you saying I'm dumb?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
/points to nose, winks
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah, secret of the pro's
I read ya big fella
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure that sounds like a bad thing
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
So my company announced it was moving it's headquarters from San Diego to here in Northern Virginia.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
I'm not sure that sounds like a bad thing
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice, makes me wish I wasn't at work/my ipod wasn't all the way in my car
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh FG, you whores
http://deadspin.com/5366886/baseball-statgeeks-iphone-dorks-finally-join-forces
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
WAH WAH WAH THE SITE IS FUCKING AWESOME BUT IT WON'T LOAD IN 15 SECONDS WAAAAH
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Give me the app for free, and I'll word of mouth advertise it
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Hm.
It loads quicker than BP, that’s for sure.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you talking mobile or just in general?
Matt Garza’s player page took six seconds to load, which isn’t a long time.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, back to Blazing Saddles
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
/THIS THREAD IS CLOSED FOR COMMENTS.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
THE WHITE, GODFEARING CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately! The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to shoot that [person of the African-American persuasion] dead? Would that pep you up some?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch me! It's so simple! Give me the playback! Watch me, faggots!
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It's proven fact
Wu-Tang Clan shirt makes tests easier
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Just want to remind everybody that Gary Shelton is earth's worst sports columnist
Who wins the next playoff game? I’m going to say the Lightning … in 2011.
Who wins the next trophy? I’ll say the Rays…in 2014.
From this steaming turd
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
I'd have no need or purpose for one
But the new Ford Super Duty looks badass.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
A hispanic liking a pick-up truck?
What’s next, TGN1 liking money?
Sandy Kazmir liking shemales?
SRQ liking videogames?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
P Brady liking attention
RJ liking weed jokes
FreeZorilla’s child pooping hilariously?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
PlayOnWords saying almost exactly what Suttree does?
PriceMultiCyYoungs being racist?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy Rancel not commenting on anything?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Reasonable Doubt leaving this blog?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
JoeyBW dying?
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What was the situation behind that? I don't recall. He lost some kind of bet?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I like the charge that because I started posting on my twitter more I wanted attention form him because I 'missed him''
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I think turning him into your personal LiveJournal probably caused him to lose sanity.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
This is getting old...
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And I'm not sure how it started in the first place.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, it's all in good fun
Suttree doesn’t really fuck horses
Sandy isn’t really sexually attracted to transexuals
P Brady isn’t really gay
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, yeah, sure dude
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like attention :(
Kericr liking his sister getting taunted?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
You like heaters and beam much more.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Beam?
Sure, Red Stag is pretty good
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
WHy don't you go get a blowjob at Starbucks, Nacho.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
This is no way to draw eyes, why don't you insert a link to some shitty Japanimation
Also, I like all humans regardless of Age, religion, sex, race.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you dare sully the good name of Bill Hicks
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
There are varying levels of anger, and this "vincesucks" character is encroaching Billy's playground.
He's as angry as P Brady is gay
maybe a poor example, maybe
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather be rickrolled
thx
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Counter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsn14K7Kjxc
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Road sodas on the way up to Tallahassee tomorrow.
Good Idea or Bad Idea?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
kids are so cute.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll reluctantly agree with this
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe we did need that AAA New Years ad afterall?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What that guy a troll or is he still around?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Next new years ever hes making an ecstacy fanpost
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Drinking while driving is always a good call, especially on that boring ass drive
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad ideas make good stories.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really. I figured someone would have a reason.
Flying to Texas doesn’t seem like something that would require a day off after a two-game series.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're trying to coordinate a 30-team, 162-game schedule,
There are bound to be gaps, right? Does Texas play tonight?
So I'm TV shopping, since I'm such a stingy prick I have an extra 500 - 1000 dollars and I'm sick of playing
video games on a 26" dinosaur. Any suggestions?
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I game on this sweet zoetrope

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, stick the Dance Dance Revolution tape in and lets play that

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep fuckin that chicken
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
While you were gone, it evolved
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Can something evolve beyond "Keep fuckin that chicken?"
Science says: no
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? My research has been inconclusive
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Science then jumped on its skate board and did a sick wheelie
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamn teenagers
Once you quit hearing sir and ma’am, the rest is sure to follow.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like that they shamlessly stole Poochie

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He's all like
Hey Mr. S, where the deals at?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
(readers of DRB do not need an invitation)
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
/!\ OrlandoRays parachute account found /!\
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Right there
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
VIZIO makes a decent flat screen but the sound is shitty.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking cheap yet awesome
Along with everyone else in the market, while knowing nothing.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea I've had a 42' Vizio
Been mostly pleased. great bang for buck but audio is lousy
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
Like dull or is there a hiss or what?
It’s not a deal breaker, but I’d rather it was flat than irritating
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually its fine. Never had a sports issue which is pretty mcuh what I watch.
When Mrs. FreeZo watches her prime time dramas there is occasionally (maybe once a month) a distant muffilng sound in the background. I’m sure its correctable if I played with the settings, but no..
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
If you have some time of sound system you can run off of then there is no problem with it.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
*type of sound system
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I don't
I don’t get any channels I just want to watch movies and play games on something decent.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It keeps me out of the bars and with no baseball all winter, I'm gonna need help
It’s about time I treated myself
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me go shopping with you
I’m mad good at finding deals
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
That's the most feminine thing that's ever been said to me congrats
http://www.circuitcity.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4948126&Sku=V25-4244
http://www.circuitcity.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4636759&Sku=L49-4254%20BX
Here’s 2 that I like
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
This is an underrated burn. Highly approve
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I only rec ironically
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Circuit City = Tiger Direct
If you don’t know what that means, a simple translation is “Stay the fuck away”
Buy your stuff somewhere else. Anywhere else.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I have not been in any one store more than 10 minutes in the past 3 years
One of the perks of marriage, never have to shop
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
There are some things that a woman need not shop for
or they will mess it up
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
I've been trying to find a paying job for 3 months.
I have an internship with a state senator but it doesn’t pay. Any leads? Serious offers only.
Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as you've never had a speeding ticket and you hate border jumpers I know a guy who works in HR of a Fortune 1,000 company that's hiring
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you can email him at pricemulticyyoungs@stormfront.org
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ENOUGH
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
Reply fail
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wah wah wah
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
REFRESH YOUR PAGE.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This topic is dead.
Move along, nothing to see here.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The "Hotel" in the title is a reference to a prostitutes who come to one's hotel room-- an illegal practise.[5]
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
A group of photographers and their models go to a forest retreat. They engage in S&M play and lots of softcore sex. Eventually they get picked off one-by-one by a filth-covered 'demon' with an unnaturally large penis. Most of the sex scenes are fogged.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Sexual Desires in the Ladies Restroom: Dripping!
On her honeymoon, Yūki discovers that her new husband Tarō is not inspired to perform sexually in bed, but prefers the restroom.3
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong. Please observe the 30-word minimum allowable on why PriceMultiCyYoungs is a bigot and should be fired, or at least taught spanish.
Noriko, a young widow, lives with her senile father-in-law, Shukichi. In order to convince Shukichi that his favorite cow is not dead, Noriko rises before dawn, poses as the cow and allows Shukichi to milk her instead. Conflict arises when Shukichi’s daughter tries to put an end to this relationship.1
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
In conclusion: Japan
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Fat Manned
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
More deaths, but then again it was on a city, not a naval base
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't look anything up, I know stuff
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
/roll eyes
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Miley Ray Cyrus - Cocaine for Breakfast
Song of the year
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Residents - Thrid Reich and Roll
Album of the Millenium (the last one)
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I mustve typed it wrong once because my stupid spellchecker is saying
Buc’s fans.
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
Here's a TV review I don't agree with
I set up this TV last night, and it blew me away. Sports (baseball and football) look awesome, no blurring. The blacks are great. I watched Black Hawk Down on HD cable and was blown away, picture so clear I swore as was actually on the set live. The picture is breath-taking, so clear. Outstanding TV and the price is perfect. I cannot recommend this highly enough
WTF is this guys problem?
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Dude.
What do you need your t.v. to do? Do you want full HD? How big are you thinking? Do you want it for games and just sports?
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Video games, movies, and streaming free shit off the internet
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Vizio is in, LG is out
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this your opinion or is a fact?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Both
I can tell a difference and my buddy who knows this shit, worked for like Blizzard and stuff, can tell the difference and notices it. I don’t know if you will though and technically that is all that matters. Are you looking for like a 40 inch range?
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Also you might not be able to tell the difference which just voids the whole thought.
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For the lulz
Also try to get it from a store.
So you don’t have to pay shipping, assuming you have someone who can help you bring it home and not you know say steal it from you
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Also look to see if you can get a refurbished or open box one
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
If I worked in one of those warehouses I would be kicking the shit out of these things
Money isn’t my biggest concern as long as it’s within my budget
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Except I try to order only from there
and my shit works fine.
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
This can die out anytime now...
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
This just gave legs to a dying disease
i hope you’re happy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Update on the guy I took to the game and story
He told a mutual friend that he was giving me 200 of it. Uh it be nice if he told me
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
That I never got.
Still not buying it till he sells it
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
I'll be up up and away
up up and away
This album is insanely addicting.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/9/24/1053731/bill-from-brandon-sep-24th-2009-8#comments
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
I'm just going to put this out there, (maybe a topic for tomorrow?) but if you don't think Blue Monday is one of the 5 best songs ever you and I have a difference of opinions
And since I’m smarter and better looking and more successful than you, you’re probably a failure at all things.
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
I'm afraid that I don't recognize Orgy as existing
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay so I'm pissed...
I bought COD4 thinking it would eat up a lot of my time and in three days at less than 3 hrs per day I have the fucking thing beat.
As this was my first time playing I did set it at the easiest level but for christ sake….GTA was a much deeper game.
BULL SHIT.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
What the fuck did you expect
You gotta play online mother fucker
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For the lulz
I wanted a game that was very deep in single player mode.
I’m going to get my ass handed to me online right now.
Fuck this shit.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The point of the game is online multiplayer. Single player is good, but an after-thought
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
This would have been nice to know before the purchase.
What would you suggest for single player? I don’t know that I have the time or patience for online.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Batman is 100% single player
The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I told you
Take you whippings online now so that you at least have techniques down for when everyone is learning the new maps. If you’re trying to learn maps and the game at the same time you will get housed
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever let him be a fucking n00b
I will destroy him
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For the lulz
Like you destroy cake when everyone else is opening presents?
YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Play online so I can eat your kids
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions

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