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Bill from Brandon
Sep 24th, 2009 8:47 amUpton is so lazy, I'm sure if that ball was 5 or 6 rows into the stands, he doesn't catch it.
over 2 years ago
EminenceFront
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So let me get this straight...
If a home-run goes into the seats 5 or 6 rows deep, he doesn’t catch it? Wow. Just…wow.
Sign lady must die.
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That's pretty funny, but I think the guy who wrote it wasn't serious
I’m pretty sure of that because I am said guy. And no, I don’t believe any of it for a second. I love BJ and think losing him would be a big blow to this team. I’ve taken to writing stupid, obviously over the top(to me at least) comments on the SPT website to keep my sanity from the idiots who comment on there regularly. After spending the first half of the season trying to debunk and educate the Rays bashers on there, I grew frustrated and decided to have some fun by being over the top. Hope I didn’t offend or upset you EminenceFront.
I think EFront is the only one to not see you weren't being serious
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For the lulz
We should turn "Upton" into a new word in the English lexicon
Meaning doing something half-ass. Ex: I could have cleaned the gutters before sundown, but I Uptoned it.
Kind of how like Santorum is now a noun, meaning a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
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I remember reading that and snickering too. Good show.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

























