OTTOTD: I have a Job For You Edition

by P Brady on Sep 3, 2009 6:52 AM EDT Comment 130 comments

On Friday, I will be getting a new kitty. Citizens of DRBVille, It is up to you to name that kitty. The name with the most recs(Except anything by TGN1) is my new kitty's name. I have the right to throw out your vote/entry if its stupid and I hate it. Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words

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Tom Cruise always works

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 6:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hand Banana

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 7:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

THIS

by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oliver

Oliver Brady was a very underated character

by RalphieTheRay on Sep 3, 2009 8:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cats are dumb.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

General Tso's Kitten.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs

You need to name your cat Raymondo.

What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Esteban Yan

is it a boy or a girl?

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If it's both, you could always name it Lady Gaga.

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Larry

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 3, 2009 9:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Don Rickels

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Kazmir

www.draysbay.com

by Tommy Rancel on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Derek Jeter

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by Sveet on Sep 3, 2009 9:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You're a grown ass man, what the fuck are you getting a kitty for.

That said, some names:

Milton Berhle
Theodore Hertzel

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Also, Chelsea banned from transfer window for next 18 months.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, REASONABLE DOUBT?

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

why?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whiny Frenchman.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Some French 18 year old they signed caused a breach of contract with his original club, and now they're fucked.

Which is good and bad. Good, because after this year, they’ll be in decline. Bad, because all the money they went into spending on their transfers will probably go into their player development system.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It'd be like when Steinbrenner got banned from running the Yankees for a few years.

Instead of shelling out their money on veterans, they end up focusing their resources on building a better infrastructure.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice analogy

They went from the suck to a pretty good team due to their farm.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That sounds backwards.

Decline = good? Player Dev = Bad?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He is not a fan of that team.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I loathe the Chelsea.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only coaching and training grounds.

They can’t bring ANY new players in, of any age. Kakuta was an academy prospect, after all.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you sure they can't bring up English youth players?

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or rather, go and attain youth players.

But, you’re probably right, I may be making a bigger deal out of it than it is.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

A restriction of four months on his eligibility to play in official matches has been imposed on Kakuta. Chelsea are banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for the two next entire and consecutive registration periods following the notification of the present decision.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hah, wow, they are fucked.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Russian mafia can't make FIFA blush.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Meanwhile, in a sunnier, more noble sector of London

I’m very lucky, because I’ve had the opportunity to look at Arsenal’s academy where the England team train and their work is incredibly good. It’s a very important example for the other English academies. I’m very interested in the academies of the clubs in England, but they all seem to be working very well. I’m very, very happy about the future of England and I think it will be better.

- England boss Fabio Capello

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In my experience people named Fabio are douchers

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're so lucky hunk photos aren't allowed.

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too bad Arsenal doesn't actually produce any good English players.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Except the team's starting RB for the past bajillion years.

We also made Bentley. And Walcott. And Wilshere and Gibbs are virtual locks for senior caps within 12 months, especially if England qualifies against Croatia (looks likely). Outside chances to JET and Lansbury. And Ramsey is already capped for Wales.

So – eat a bag of uncircumsized dix, plzthx.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Emphasis on the word "good".

Other than Cole, all those guys blow or have done jack shit yet, and will likely do jack shit.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL U MAD

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not mad.

Simply just.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just what?

A knob?

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/just

Please refer to definition number two.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

2. Knob; also - knob licker, knob polisher, knob gobbler, knobby kneed dicksucker

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

THAT'S NOT WHAT MERRIAM-WEBSTER SAYS

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah it is, look closer.

/you lean in
/i smack-ah your face

LOLOLOL

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bucs just dismissed Jagodzinski.

SERIOUSLY?

I hate my life. :’(

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

TANKING FOR TEBOW! YES!

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even Tebow and his God can't save us now.

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHAHA

MY ROFLTRAIN GOES

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously, do the Bucs have any undignifying slogans we can mock while patiently waiting for their catostrophic failure or did the Rays pretty much have a monopoly on that?

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pound the rock?

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pound the Head Coach is the new slogan.

WHOO, LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!

by Some other guy who does not care on Sep 3, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think my prediction of 1-15 might come true.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope so.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Over/Under wins for the season is 5.5

I’ll take the under

Thanks for the free money

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 3, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jesus that is like free money.

I wish I had a grrrrr lying around.

by rglass44 on Sep 3, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was 6 a month ago

Damn I wish I had laid a couple hundo down

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow what the shit is going on over there

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're re-enacting NFL Risk.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dammit Stalin you sunk my battleship

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The idiot demonstration begins.

MMTN broke the story on the site.

Then, This assclown demonstrates that he got his blog posting skills from the school of Digg.

Then, Buc Wild does ANOTHER post, this time a fanshot.

Clearly, it’s not the people who make the site stupid, it the stupid site that ruins people.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why did they do this today

I have so much work and all I want to do is make ROFLcopters out of Glazer amish beards

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So apparently Jagodzinski lacked the ability to successfully install "his" offense and his playcalling abilities. There's even reports that the RB's coach Steve Logan (his old OC at BC) was calling the plays during the preseason. lmao.

Even before Jeff Jagodzinski was named the Bucs’ offensive coordinator, multiple sources, including former Boston College players, told the Times he had limited experience calling plays.

In fact, those duties normally fell to Steve Logan, the former East Carolina coach who was hired as the Bucs’ running backs coach.

On Thursday, the Bucs dismissed Jagodzinski, who declined an opportunity to remain with the staff as quarterbacks coach.

Sometime during training camp, it became increasingly apparent to Bucs officials and players, that Jagodzinski was not equipped to install and direct an NFL offense. His expertise centered mostly around the zone blocking scheme, which he helped operate for the Atlanta Falcons.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/bucs/2009/09/bucs-had-concerns-about-jagodzinskis-playcalling-abilities-.html

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forgot the link about him not calling the plays during preseason

This guy was better suited to be a head coach than a coordinator," the team source said. The source also said Jagodzinski was not calling plays in the preseason. That responsibility fell to running backs coach Steve Logan.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4442178

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well it looks slightly less idiotic now.

Stroud basically quashed any kind of stupid reason to fire him, such as not agreeing on the QB choice or not getting along with other members on the staff. If the man is incapable of doing his job, then he’s incapable of doing his job.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

True

but shouldn’t you have figured this out before now? The decision may make sense (and it certainly seems to now), but what the hell were the Bucs talking about and looking at in his interview?

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by Buc Wild on Sep 3, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great hire.

They obviously did their due dilligence.

by rglass44 on Sep 3, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Food Fantasy football team names?

One of my managers at my new office invited me to join an FF league with some other higher ups. I chose to go with “TheRoadToVICKtory,” but someone has “VICKtory!” Any clever ideas that aren’t too offensive?

by rglass44 on Sep 3, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Good. Not food.

Who am I, SRQ?

by rglass44 on Sep 3, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tanking for Tebow?

by rglass44 on Sep 3, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

TheRoadtoRonMexico

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 3, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ARFYOURDY4SUMFUTBOL

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I went with Todd's Weiners

and have a pic of the actual Todd Weiner as my av

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Green Teabaggers.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

.

http://twitter.com/SaberToothedPie

@DanielScottJr ….It disproves your entire argument, you stupid, stupid fuck.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 11:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll laugh

But only because I’m trying to fit in.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

.

@DanielScottJr ..because DDT is good, lol u mad, u mad.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

@DanielScottJr Continue sucking Glenn Becks cock dribbling with the semen of misinformation, his sperm impregnating your stomach with stupid

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's so vulgar.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like it.

by Suttree on Sep 3, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got perfect scores on the FCAT for writing

I’m the ceiling!

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 3, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Compared to your peers, they're just happy you can write in English

That’s all that test is about

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WTF did you get yourself into P?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not sure how noon post will go over.

I’m nervous.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What's it entail?

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why wade davis

will not do well?

WHOO, LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!

by Some other guy who does not care on Sep 3, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Na.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh boy,

Buc wild is not going to be happy today.

WHOO, LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!

by Some other guy who does not care on Sep 3, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He should make

me a mod on that site.

WHOO, LUKE! LUKE! LUKE!

by Some other guy who does not care on Sep 3, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im aggravated as hell

I need writers more than mods. It’s so much fun to balance a corporate job while posting every 5 minutes.

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by Buc Wild on Sep 3, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Some other guy who does not care on Sep 3, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Sep 3, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

My suggestion from last night remains...

Fnarkle.

Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.

by EminenceFront on Sep 3, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Mr. Meow-gi

Bring Your Z-Game!

by Sveet on Sep 3, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

You fucker

That’s what I named my neighbors cat that hangs out with me on smoke breaks

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 3, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No you can't have this

I brought it up weeks ago and he subliminally remembered it. I’m not sharing.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have decided on calling it "SRQMan."

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 3, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jeez how fat is this thing?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can't hold a contest and say "I'll pick the winner" then not pick the winner. You have to name your cat after chinese food.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Marky Mark's Third Nipple on Sep 3, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

At the moment the optimist in me thinks that the rotation as a whole can lower their ERA below 4 (with two nicely placed 0.00’s in the fold of course) it sits at 4.3 when you count the three starters who have actually you know, started for the Rays this year.

I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.

by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs