OTTOTD: I have a Job For You Edition
by P Brady on Sep 3, 2009 6:52 AM EDT
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On Friday, I will be getting a new kitty. Citizens of DRBVille, It is up to you to name that kitty. The name with the most recs(Except anything by TGN1) is my new kitty's name. I have the right to throw out your vote/entry if its stupid and I hate it. Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words Seventy Five Words
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Hand Banana
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2009 7:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cats are dumb.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 AM EDT reply actions
General Tso's Kitten.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
by kericr on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
You need to name your cat Raymondo.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2009 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You're a grown ass man, what the fuck are you getting a kitty for.
That said, some names:
Milton Berhle
Theodore Hertzel
Also, Chelsea banned from transfer window for next 18 months.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, REASONABLE DOUBT?
Whiny Frenchman.
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Some French 18 year old they signed caused a breach of contract with his original club, and now they're fucked.
Which is good and bad. Good, because after this year, they’ll be in decline. Bad, because all the money they went into spending on their transfers will probably go into their player development system.
It'd be like when Steinbrenner got banned from running the Yankees for a few years.
Instead of shelling out their money on veterans, they end up focusing their resources on building a better infrastructure.
Nice analogy
They went from the suck to a pretty good team due to their farm.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
That sounds backwards.
Decline = good? Player Dev = Bad?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
He is not a fan of that team.
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Only coaching and training grounds.
They can’t bring ANY new players in, of any age. Kakuta was an academy prospect, after all.
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Or rather, go and attain youth players.
But, you’re probably right, I may be making a bigger deal out of it than it is.
Yes
A restriction of four months on his eligibility to play in official matches has been imposed on Kakuta. Chelsea are banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for the two next entire and consecutive registration periods following the notification of the present decision.
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Russian mafia can't make FIFA blush.
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Meanwhile, in a sunnier, more noble sector of London
I’m very lucky, because I’ve had the opportunity to look at Arsenal’s academy where the England team train and their work is incredibly good. It’s a very important example for the other English academies. I’m very interested in the academies of the clubs in England, but they all seem to be working very well. I’m very, very happy about the future of England and I think it will be better.
- England boss Fabio Capello
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In my experience people named Fabio are douchers
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Except the team's starting RB for the past bajillion years.
We also made Bentley. And Walcott. And Wilshere and Gibbs are virtual locks for senior caps within 12 months, especially if England qualifies against Croatia (looks likely). Outside chances to JET and Lansbury. And Ramsey is already capped for Wales.
So – eat a bag of uncircumsized dix, plzthx.
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Emphasis on the word "good".
Other than Cole, all those guys blow or have done jack shit yet, and will likely do jack shit.
LOL U MAD
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Just what?
A knob?
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2. Knob; also - knob licker, knob polisher, knob gobbler, knobby kneed dicksucker
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Yeah it is, look closer.
/you lean in
/i smack-ah your face
LOLOLOL
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TANKING FOR TEBOW! YES!
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Seriously, do the Bucs have any undignifying slogans we can mock while patiently waiting for their catostrophic failure or did the Rays pretty much have a monopoly on that?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Pound the rock?
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I hope so.
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Over/Under wins for the season is 5.5
I’ll take the under
Thanks for the free money
Bring Your Z-Game!
It was 6 a month ago
Damn I wish I had laid a couple hundo down
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow what the shit is going on over there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Dammit Stalin you sunk my battleship
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
The idiot demonstration begins.
MMTN broke the story on the site.
Then, This assclown demonstrates that he got his blog posting skills from the school of Digg.
Then, Buc Wild does ANOTHER post, this time a fanshot.
Clearly, it’s not the people who make the site stupid, it the stupid site that ruins people.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Why did they do this today
I have so much work and all I want to do is make ROFLcopters out of Glazer amish beards
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
So apparently Jagodzinski lacked the ability to successfully install "his" offense and his playcalling abilities. There's even reports that the RB's coach Steve Logan (his old OC at BC) was calling the plays during the preseason. lmao.
Even before Jeff Jagodzinski was named the Bucs’ offensive coordinator, multiple sources, including former Boston College players, told the Times he had limited experience calling plays.
In fact, those duties normally fell to Steve Logan, the former East Carolina coach who was hired as the Bucs’ running backs coach.
On Thursday, the Bucs dismissed Jagodzinski, who declined an opportunity to remain with the staff as quarterbacks coach.
Sometime during training camp, it became increasingly apparent to Bucs officials and players, that Jagodzinski was not equipped to install and direct an NFL offense. His expertise centered mostly around the zone blocking scheme, which he helped operate for the Atlanta Falcons.
Forgot the link about him not calling the plays during preseason
This guy was better suited to be a head coach than a coordinator," the team source said. The source also said Jagodzinski was not calling plays in the preseason. That responsibility fell to running backs coach Steve Logan.
Well it looks slightly less idiotic now.
Stroud basically quashed any kind of stupid reason to fire him, such as not agreeing on the QB choice or not getting along with other members on the staff. If the man is incapable of doing his job, then he’s incapable of doing his job.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
True
but shouldn’t you have figured this out before now? The decision may make sense (and it certainly seems to now), but what the hell were the Bucs talking about and looking at in his interview?
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Food Fantasy football team names?
One of my managers at my new office invited me to join an FF league with some other higher ups. I chose to go with “TheRoadToVICKtory,” but someone has “VICKtory!” Any clever ideas that aren’t too offensive?
TheRoadtoRonMexico
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
ARFYOURDY4SUMFUTBOL
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I went with Todd's Weiners
and have a pic of the actual Todd Weiner as my av
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
.
http://twitter.com/SaberToothedPie
@DanielScottJr ….It disproves your entire argument, you stupid, stupid fuck.
I'll laugh
But only because I’m trying to fit in.
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@DanielScottJr ..because DDT is good, lol u mad, u mad.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
@DanielScottJr Continue sucking Glenn Becks cock dribbling with the semen of misinformation, his sperm impregnating your stomach with stupid
I got perfect scores on the FCAT for writing
I’m the ceiling!
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Compared to your peers, they're just happy you can write in English
That’s all that test is about
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WTF did you get yourself into P?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Im aggravated as hell
I need writers more than mods. It’s so much fun to balance a corporate job while posting every 5 minutes.
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Seriously, this was over as soon as I put my submission in. You're not topping that.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
P Brady's other cat is named Kitty.
The more simplistic the better.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 3, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The cat's name should be "What She Said"
Then whenever someone asks you what your cat’s name is you can say, “That’s What She Said.”
Steve Cox
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
Damnit
simple
descriptive
no matter what you do, the cat will always feel loved….
I thought about naming my first child “Damn it !!”
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
My suggestion from last night remains...
Fnarkle.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
You fucker
That’s what I named my neighbors cat that hangs out with me on smoke breaks
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No you can't have this
I brought it up weeks ago and he subliminally remembered it. I’m not sharing.
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You can't hold a contest and say "I'll pick the winner" then not pick the winner. You have to name your cat after chinese food.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Who's idea was it to put Satan's face on the manta ray?
What kind of BLITHERING IDIOT would say something like this?
At the moment the optimist in me thinks that the rotation as a whole can lower their ERA below 4 (with two nicely placed 0.00’s in the fold of course) it sits at 4.3 when you count the three starters who have actually you know, started for the Rays this year.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
with this is mind the Cats name should be
Edwin Catson
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
by Gone Phishing on Sep 3, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I know they're primarily a victim of the circumstance that there are about a trillion walmarts, and if there was a trillion of some other store, the same thing would likely happen
But damn, this can’t be good for their image at all.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
It's way too blury to not think it's possibly a shop.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
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