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A blast from the past
Longo’s postgame with Todd Kalas on April 30th – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5v6JhRzso&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I regret to inform you guys that DRB user "PriceMultiCyYoungs" was arrested yesterday and will not be able to participate in this thread.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 9:53 AM EDT reply actions
For those of you too wary to click my links:
Joseph Sexton, 30, is accused of hitting Jose Marrero, 29 with a 9-iron Sunday and demanding to see the “green card” of a woman who was driving the vehicle Marrero was in, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Sandy's article posted at BE
and was immediately bumped for a new article
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Good, fuck that tranny-loving self important prick
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
(I of course mean Malcom Glazer)
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I bumped it back to the top.
It deserves to have at least 10 minutes as lead article, seeing as how it’s the only Bucs item posted in last 14 hours.
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Niko is mad because I said that Greeks are Scheisters
That dude needs to get some thicker skin
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Greeks are thin-skinned?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I think thats what you are trying to say?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
It's ok he sent me an e-mail asking why I felt the need to post that on his blog
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
your response please?
His blog, I thought its was the community’s?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm finding it really hard to control myself
It was a joke
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
It's shysters
FWIW
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
And a lot of people get offended by the word shyster
Because they’re stupid and don’t realize you’re not saying shylock
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Like niggardly
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Right, but if you don't know, you know now
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks I know you got my back
Next week, Pygmies.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Speech on Buc ‘Em: This site was never intended to be a free-speech platform for any topic and from its inception it has followed a code of civil interaction between its members.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but what about Free Speach (tm)?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Civil interaction might be the wrong verbiage
Perhaps, disgruntled grunts might work better
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
At Buc ‘Em, we believe strongly in free speech and in having a diversity of people participating, and sharing ideas that are relevant to the community. As a Buc ‘Em member you are, in general, free to express your opinion without fear of retribution. The diversity of personalities, beliefs, and styles is exactly what makes Buc ‘Em the strong and vibrant community that it has become. However, Free Speech on Buc’Em means you can choose to be a Packers fan, Giants fan, Bucs fan, Disagree with the Coach, Think a player should be benched, whatever; and you will not have to worry about having your comment removed because it is not of the popular kind. Comments of any kind regarding Race, Creed, Religion, Ethnicity, Political Views, Sexual Orientation, will be removed and a ONE TIME warning will be issued. A second time will result in a permanent Ban. Use common sense. Your here to talk about sports, not the President of the United States.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Your here to talk about sports, not the President of the United States.
That’s fine, Barack Obama is only interested in BLACKsketball anyway.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Typical Kenyanist Acornistic lawyer speak
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't be envious of a real lawyer, brah
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Brah?
B& for racism!!!!
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, you need to go over to Buc'em and make a bunch of Jewish anti-semetic jokes.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Are you nuts?
The judge, jury, and executioner is over there!!!
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
IRONY CANNOT BE DETECTED THROUGH COMPUTER SCREENS
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Jew jokes are not racist and as a Greek man I can tell you all those cocksuckers will jew you out of everything you
own, hence the term jew. NOW WHO WANTS TO BUY A CAR, CHECK OUT THIS SOLID GOLD NECKLACE AROUND MY NECK, HAVE SOME PITA ONLY 3 DOLLARS
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Not to kill your joke, but I specifically stated anti-semetism which is a unique prejudice against Jews.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
NOTE: Game Day Threads are kind of a time out from punctuation, Grammar, Spelling, etc rules. Just remember though, its your point your trying to make. Its up to you if you want it taken seriously or not.
OTHER RULES DO NOT GET PUSHED ASIDE FOR GAME DAY THREADS!
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
If you feel you are being harassed by a member of Buc’em because of your spelling/grammar/punctuation, or failed use of the reply button, let me know at BucEm@Me.com and I will look into it. Doesn’t mean I will side with you, but at least I can show you where you are wrong, or let you know you were correct and try to change the other viewpoints.
Community members should be more at ease about Reply Button usage during game day threads, but keep in mind, with hundreds of comments, use the reply button, its your friend!!
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
If I were forced to imagine the worst possible senario in terms of leadership and member contributions to an SBN blog, I'd be hard pressed to imagine anything worse then Buc'em.
At least when JScott was running it, I didn’t even want to read it and I could freely ignore it.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Awesome. Well, hopefully it was a nice three month run.
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lulz
I was just starting to get comfortable, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m going to get 86’d any day now
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Q: How do I know what is considered a personal attack?
A: Mainly, just use common sense. I think it’s easy to know. If you are responding to the content of the comment and sticking to the point, you’ll be OK. When you start talking about the person who made the comment; questioning their knowledge, their fandom, their anything, or calling their argument stupid, ridiculous, nonsense or similar stuff – you’re straying. Talk about the subject, not the person. If you have ANYTHING to say about the person, thats a personal attack.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
The person who wrote this is not a real fan
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
When you call someone's argument stupid that is not a personal attack
That is an attack on their argument, which is most likely, really stupid.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Niko is Goodell
Q: Are you the judge, jury and executioner?
A: Yes
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Q: Are you the Judge!!, jury??????????? And Executioner?!?!?!?!
A: Yes!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder which one of those gets free speach
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
That was a pretty cool alt title for Myxomatosis off of Hail To The Thief
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I have a post set for 3 PM today (nothing exciting)
Over/Under on # of front page posts between now and then? 1.5?
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The first post just went up. Wow
I had SK’s set for 10 AM, it went up at 10. At 10:08 he posted the guidelines, so i bumped SK’s post to the top. Now at 10:35 he has another post up.
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Bump Sandys again
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
It's ok, I have no ego
I’m sure there is just some intimidation there that it involves numbers and not plagiarism.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Aren't his video of the days illegal?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Technically, they would be if he didn't have expressed, written concent of the NFL and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to place those videos on a public forum.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Well, he did interview Gary Shelton
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
From what I've heard Gary Shelton is a pig fucker
I wish a real lawyer was here to tell us if the videos are legal or not
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
No excessive profanity, especially the hard stuff. Using damn, hell, or similar is OK, outside of that, don’t do it. NO F BOMBS please. Use F*%&, or SH*&. Don’t use $hit, thats too close. No I’m not trying to be a fanatic, but curse words are WORDS, things we say in the heat of the moment. When We talk, they roll off our tongues. But when we type, you actually have to take the time to type in a curse word. It doesn’t roll off, you deliberately have to type it in there. It serves no purpose, other than to say you cant think of a better adjective. You don’t have to say Gosh Shucky Darn, but you don’t have to use the C word either ( That will get you a warning big time !!)
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This is better
You do NOT need facts or stats to make a point,
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winner winner chicken dinner
I’m just going to say that the Bucs are already this year’s NFL champions.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
This is the official end of my 3 months of work. It's all been unraveled with one post on new community guidelines.
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Poor wording. I'm still writing, but the work I put in to clean up Buc Em has been unraveled.
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I like to write. I'm not concerning myself with moderating most stuff
I will continue to hammer on stats, grammar, facts, etc. I’ll warn people and still moderate how I was before this all happened.
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I'm sure I won't last long
I’m not going to relent and just let rampant speculation and wild haired posts take over.
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Please start trolling as the ultimate optimist, unswayed by any sort of argument.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I might do that. I might even break out some Digg methods to help me with that.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
i have no idea what that is, but I look forward to debating with you
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
What is this Digg
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
Gosh Shucky Darn,
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
JOSH FREEMAN'S AFRO REDUCES INCREASES WIND RESISTANCE AND HINDERS HIM.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Wait, what?
But when we type, you actually have to take the time to type in a curse word. It doesn’t roll off, you deliberately have to type it in there.
Now, I know that the speech speed of an average person is around 250WPM, but I type at 90+ WPM, I don’t exactly have to think about what I’m about to say before I say it, as evidenced by the countless spelling and dyslexic errors I’ve contributed over the last year. It’s not my fault that this dope uses the hunt-n-peck technique and can’t outtype a 3rd grader.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
This is my fucking problem.
I type extremely quickly and, much like when I talk, fuck and shit just find their way into a sentence instead of pausing to think about what I’m going to say next, you fuckin’ dig?
5 bucks says Sandy gets booted from BE by end of Oct
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I'll be on the road most of Oct, I've been meaning to mention that, but it's not the last minute yet
My contributions will be small and surface level.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't even take that long, he'sjust been removed.
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What? Seriously?
Goodness gracious.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Check your email, he just sent it to you.
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Please post it Sandy
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I want to see how this plays out first
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
If he feels like being rational and can admit a mistake then I should be left on, but if he wants to be stubborn and
take an innocuous statement personal then I will be let go. Today, we test the fibre of Buc Em user Nicko Houllis’s character.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice Knowing You Sandy
How do you know, are you either? Sure you might look tan, but you’re a white guy, welcome to the majority. And I’m pretty sure you’re not an English teacher based on your senseless rant about Free Speach! Bull. No such thing.
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and
Well they are scheisters. Greeks, not black folks.
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
This gem
http://www.bucem.com/2009/9/28/1059497/buc-em-reminders
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
ROFL
IT WAS A SERIOUS RACIST COMMENT, THAT WAS RAN WITH FOR TEN MINUTES BEFORE I ENDED IT.
I dont even remember who brought it up.
" Black people do not have the heart to play QB like white people"
That was the bottom line. This is not about baiting someone with "jon gruden was an offensive genius" and laughing at the bait. If your an African American, and you come on and read that, whether it was a joke or not, ITS FREAKING OFFENSIVE!! What do you not understand about that RJ? How can you condone that action??
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Niko really, really doesn't get sarcasm.
And oh my gosh, talk about poorly formatted, ridiculously long guidelines…
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
What the hell, my post was just deleted over there.
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Your post? You're one of the only voices of sanity over there
I think he’s intimidated.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, all the staff except the JJ&E is pretty good
The JJ&E and the Comentting Bodie neid Sum work!!!!!
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Judge Jury & Executioner
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Judge, Jury, Executioner
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that is very true.
It’s just unfortunate that he’s let the lead blogger role get to his head and wants everything done his way.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
He reminds me of this guy R. J. Banderson
Power hungry and ruthless. I saw him take a man’s eye out once for a Peep. (This was around Easter)
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
...that sounds about right.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It was my Buc Em Reminders
The comments got a little “eh” but my post was solid and on point.
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Its always good to take down Rec'd posts
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm seriously livid about this
We allow people to post whatever the hell they want with no fact or reason and that’s ok, but we remove a post that actually tries to talk sense into people?
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JJ&E buddy boy
You have been served
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Are there no other Bucs blogs you can write for?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it's time for a new sig for you too.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
It obviously went against what the community he's creating
No free speech, but talk f***ing nonsense as long as you want.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
His argument is that he's older then the cryptkeeper and us meddling kids are too much for his old, tired bones.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
wow he really deleted it
that was a decent thread, has this guy ever been to a website before?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It's gone brother
I wouldn’t worry about it, they say that when the people lose their free speach, civil interactions are the first thing to go.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You may have been being sarcastic but
sorry it took me 3 days to post your article. I try to get all the previous week stuff out and then hit the other pieces Wed or Thurs.
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hahaha
You have no power little man
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Do any of you internet savvvy guys know how to retrieve it?
I’m trying to find the cached version of it.
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That's the one that got me an e-mail.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
That was such an obvious joke.
Geez.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Some people don't get jokes
The sad thing is I’m the type of asshole that can’t let stuff like that go so I will be cracking Greek jokes until I genuinely hurt someones feelings and have to stop myself
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess that's the good part about Sept if you're out of the playoff race
Getting to see what you have in the minors
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I JUST SAID THE RAYS HAVE BASEBALL IN OCTOBER! SINCE WHEN IS THERE OCTOBER BASEBALL FOR NON-PLAYOFF TEAMS?
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Yup
When we were bad and I was away at college, I’d always faithfully watch till like July then I’d taper off. Come September, I’d be back watching every game hoping to see the next big thing.
This year, the underachievemnt has been a killer, but the really sad thing to me is the fact that there’s little new blood playing come September.
Niko's signing that SBN contract was one of the greatest transitions of power in history
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Now I know how the Sudetnland felt
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S FREEKING OFFENSIVE!!!!
Until next time, JJ&E
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by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
You just gave me a fantastic idea.
by JudgeJuryAndExecutioner on Sep 30, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Whatever you're going to do
I like it already.
"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." - Satchel Paige
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG this is the winner of today, everyone else go home
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Dang...I've got to go to work and miss the rest of this amazingness
Give ‘em hell and I’ll be sure to enjoy it tonight, if it hasn’t been deleted from Buc Em yet.
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by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
He will delete the website if it comes to that
its in the comm guidelines
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
My one bit of advice, rec stuff
I want to see some of that stuff go green
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by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Can go wrong recing anything I or "putupyerDUKES" types
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I just woke up and gotta shower before I go outside.
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It's a lie perpetraded by people who get up before 9-10
it was this morning, back to mid 80’s now
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 30, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't keep this up all day, I have to work.
by JudgeJuryAndExecutioner on Sep 30, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
Where is the real JJ&E?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone take over please
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by JudgeJuryAndExecutioner on Sep 30, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Attacks on the Zionist state is an attack on all Americans.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Favorite exchange of the buc em thread?
guis,e i was just wandering, what’s wrong with saying byron leftwich throws like a monkey? I’M NOT SAYING HE IS A MONKEY, I’M JUST SAYING HE THROWS LIKE ONE
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Monkeys have pretty good arms, though. I saw one play catch with a little black kid at Lowry Park Zoo last week.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does the color of the child’s skin matter? You could have said little kid, it’s the 21st century.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Sandy, since you banned me, I'll reprint your going away gift:
Why don’t you move to Queerlifornia with your powerbottom Scott Blazemir?
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Though I should've said "Cocksmir". That would've been funnier. Damn!
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I understand why were banned.
Wasn’t the point to make a mockery out of Buc Em?
by JudgeJuryAndExecutioner on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It does that on it's own, I didn't ban you
I warned POW because what he said was over the line
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'm not sure I understand why were banned."
I’m not so sure I understand the use of pronouns
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see what the fuck I was typing over there?
It’s like method acting. You can’t just shake off the character of a Pinellas Park-bred retarded with access to a computer.
Sign upon entering Pinellas Park:
Welcome to Pinellas Park, boy.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
No comma, that's too fancey
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take this as a compliment to what an incredibly big Bucs fan I am.
Thanks, Suttrew
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Buc Nasty posts on BE.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What the text wrap.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Username UNFNOLE
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I like his writing style and he puts together some awesome articles.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard you the first time
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry! I am just trying to protect this country from FreeZo's statistical agenda.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I only warned you dumbass
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I've banned no one, just got back from lunch.
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Ha! I remember you got mad at me for the same thing
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For the lulz
Did you have to look this up in your diary
Jesus who remembers these things
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
OTTOTD: Hey guys, what's Buc 'Em doing?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
Alternately: WHAT DA BUC? - OTTOTD
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don't like it BUC OFF
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminder: the site is a terrible pun for the phrase "Fuck 'em"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I have your stuff?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Which of you tards wrote that JJ is a 3rd round talent?
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That your legit opinion? Never saw him play in college; or, as FreeZo's commie brethren in Asiatown call it - university.
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, yeah.
His tools are as good as anyone drafted in the first round, his only negatives are competition (which Joe Flacco/Tony Romo/Steve McNair and others have squashed as being a legitimate criticsm), an iffy deep ball (though excellent arm strength), and on the thin side (though plenty tall).
He could be a Randall Cunningham that doesn’t turn over the ball. No matter who you’re playing, you don’t throw 1 interception wihout some degree of intelligence, patience, and ability to read a defense.
In all seriousness, I'll take Josh Johnson murdering II-A competition then Josh Freeman performing poorly against the Big 12.
Especially when the only tool Freeman has on Johnson is size.
Well, you say a guy's upside is Randall Cunningham and you're okay.
You say a guy’s upside is Steve Young and people immediately laugh at you, but depending upon how his deep ball has developed, this could be the case.
Joe Montana
Ken Stabler
Mike Vick
Rich Gannon
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We've seen him execute one run, and he has said he would prefer to be a drop-back passer
than running around like a fool.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, he is much more of a drop back passer.
Actually, Gannon is probably the most apt comparison. Johnson plays a very simple game and it’s fantastic.
Garcia throws INT.
He’s basically Fran Tarkenton.
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Oh no, Johnson's much more patient in the pocket and has a better arm.
Though, vintage Garcia was pretty badass.
I want to see more of it, sneak peek at my next article, if I'm still on board looks
I did a data pull to look at all QB’s (on a single game basis) in their first season that had a completion % <= 40%,
QB rating <= 50.4, and at least 15 yards rushing. It’s a pretty sweet list with a quite a few good QB’s on it
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
His numbers are super deceptive.
Yeah, he was facing soft coverage, but he had a third down pass dropped and a sure touchdown dropped. Those two drops completely skewered his numbers.
What about the drops that Leftwich had
3rd down drops are absolutely killer, we have now talked more actual football in this thread than Buc Em has all day
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for Leftwich. He's a decent quarterback in a situation that was not good for him.
The receivers let him down, the play calling has been unimaginative, his tight ends can’t block, and his offensive line is decent, at best. He’s made some bad decisions, but there have been a lot of plays left on the field thanks to his receiving core.
I’m excited for Johnson because he can bring some life to the offense that Leftwich can’t without better playcalling and design. He’ll take what the defense gives him, which will mean some success for us until teams start clamping down on the underneath routes and force him to prove he can lace a pass between a corner and a safety on the sideline fifteen yards downfield.
lol, got that one wrong too.
corpS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Added to suttree.txt
- cannot spell non phonetic words
- pronouns??????
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
This is all the dialogue I was looking for over there.
Acknowledgement that JJ has his upside but that this wasnt a Leftwich fail and he can succeed (and did) with the right scheme and help.
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Right.
Although people say,“Leftwich has a big arm – let’s run a run heavy scheme!” that’s actually counter productive. His lack of mobility is a serious issue and by making him such an easy target (play the run on first down, understand you can blitz the offensive line because the tight ends are awful in pass protection), you expose him to getting hit on a regular basis and eventually making terrible decisions, which is exactly what happened.
So basically a faster Gradkowski
As far as clamping down and forcing the deep ball. I think JJ has a much better arm, but he has to prove it. That deep throw down the sideline was on the money too bad no one can catch. With
a top-5 pick next year I’m seriously debating whether we should just say screw
the defense and get a great receiver. Our offense is a big-time playmaker away (assuming competent QB play) while our defense is an absolute mess and will not be solved by one draft.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Better arm, less retarded than Gradkowski.
Gradkowski also racked up his impressive completion percentage totals in an offense based on screen passes and wide receiver hitches. Johnson ran a pro-style West Coast offense where he was hitting slants and post patterns on a regular basis.
I remember thinking his deep ball was a bit too floaty in college, actually.
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Johnson has an issue with his deep ball, namely he doesn't consistently throw a rainbow.
But, neither did Phillip Rivers. They both had a low release point, but I think Johnson can make the adjustments in his release so he can drop it over the shoulder without leaving it hanging. He’s got the arm strength for it.
Is dominating his competition as impressive as what Rivers did?
Of course not, but it is impressive and frankly, better for his development than what Josh Freeman went through. You learn bad habits at the college level and they are tough to shake. I don’t think the speed of the game will catch up to Josh. The complexity of blitz packages and coverages? Possibly, but he’s had a whole year of breaking down tape and practicing against an NFL defense. If Joe Flacco, who looked retarded any time a team through a zone blitz at him in college, can succeed in the NFL, I think Josh Johnson has a shot.
It's outrageous, but Dave Wannstedt is the best evaluator of quarterback talent.
Also, it takes certain situations to bring out the best in a player. Tom Brady was a huge underachiever in college, consistently beaten out by Brian Griese, but the skills we see at the NFL level were there at the college level. He just needed the right environment to bring out the best in him. Maybe it was the same for Flacco.
Suttree having a few before posting, always a great idea
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
But can black people learn?
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Just when we were doing so well
Who the Shit is Kingsley Zissou PlayOnWords?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You make me the dolphin! You do it, Kazmir!
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Hard to believe but Bucco bruce Gadkowski is very close to seeing the field again
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I wanted him to do well, but it was apparent early that he was not the guy at the time
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone needs to register the domain www.bucthem.com
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
Nice avatar SRQ
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
It's great how two kids that were in my H.S. class are "rappers"
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hahah
ODA rappers…
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 30, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Did someone say rapers?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Part of the problem is that we're trying to troll each other on that thread. That's no good. Quite a waste of time.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Got a call from head of NFL SBN
Beware, he reads here. (Hi Dave)
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well good
he knows the full story, no matter how immaturely (hilariously) we have protested it.
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Sep 30, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
There's change in the winds, if I had to guess.
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There's change in the winds, if I had to guess.
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I won't be back on as lead, there's no way due to contract
and I don’t knwo that I want to go back after the way it was handled.
Soemthing has to change though, that’s pretty obvious.
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Make me head. I'll sign anything and clean up that Gosh Shucky Darn (sorry for the language) mess.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Had they never read a Niko article before they had him sign the contract?
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I dont have an answer to that.
My opinion on the matter is this. They needed someone to sign the contract. They knew Niko was already on the blog. So they asked him to sign with the thought that I would stay on and drive the majority of the content.
That’s not supposed to sound conceited.
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The Puppet becomes the Puppet Master!
It’s all so fittingly Grecian.
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Presumably you mean the parrot from Disney's Aladdin
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HERE, MAKING 9/11 JOKES FUNNY SINCE THE HUGH HEFNER ROAST
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It's an allegory for any meddling Vizier.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
LIKE DICK CHENEY?!?!?!?!?!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a contemporary example, though I'm sure we could come up with hundreds thoughout history
Another good example is that doucher in The Lord of The Rings. The guy that had that other guy under a spell of somekind.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sauroman the White, aka Sharkey?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Not an apt comparison.
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No the other guy, I think it was the 3rd one.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The Steward of Gondor?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Bombadill?
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Who cares. LOTR is boring. The Hobbit blows it away. WELL AWAY.
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How do you write a book about a FELLOWSHIP and then BREAK THEM ALL APART?
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IT'S LIKE THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS, YOU FAGGOT.
DON’T YOU HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF MYTHOLOGICAL METAPHORS FOR THE SOCIO-POLITICAL HAPPENINGS OF 1930-1945 ENGERLAND?
Was Legolas supposed to be France?
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Or Boromir? Cuz that bitch got owned.
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Greece, quite obviously
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet he thinks Animal Farm is about how you shouldn't eat bacon.
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P Brady is on the allegory lesson in english class I see
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I will fucking rape you. No joke. I no where you live. watch the fuck out.
With kindness _
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Subjects not taught in highschool:
Differences between ‘know’ and ‘no’
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think you know what about adding grammar/spelling errors for sarcastic effect, is.
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Good old fashion nonsense
I see a “3” on the Florida Writes in your future
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Twice the nonsense.
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Oh yeah, i'm gonna definitely suck dick for a studio apartment.
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I got some extra bedrooms...
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Why would I email you? You want to suck me off for lodging, you have to initiate that shit.
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I didn't say I wanted too, I'm just saying, I want info on amenities and shit
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Originally, I was joking, but now I'm halfway considering the idea.
My in-laws have a room for them, and my sister might move in with us this fall. So that leaves one room. Decent size. Amenities include you getting to mow my lawn, not touching or talking to my wife, sister, anyone who is related to me, knows me, or might know me in the future, and use of my TV and PS3. No going into the den, watching my movies, reading my books, comics; certainly not touching my writing stuff. We can watch Rays games together, but you will sit on the other sofa and only speak to remind me of the pitch count I’m going to make you keep. And the cost is $400. What do you think?
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...Do you have Wifi? If so, Let's fucking do this.
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I do have Wifi.
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This is amazing
Craigslist this bitch now, I wanna see the calls you get
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like Wolverine.
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He's in every comic book
you don’t have to like him if you like Marvel
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped reading Avengers once he joined.
And the Avengers is my faves.
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I have standards for my substandard pulp fiction.
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I think $400 is pretty reasonable for a college kid.
It’s a quiet neighborhood. Close to Wiregrass mall and a bunch of new shit going up, incl. that big regional mall that just got funding. Next to the interstate. And I may let him drink some beer. But he has to buy it first.
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54 inches.
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But if a soccer game comes on that I want to watch - anime is over.
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Wiregrass mall and klan rally adjacent!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubt it. There's blacks and Mexicans in my hood.
But I think they were in the Army, so they’re quasi-white-esque.
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I sent you 2, dipshit.
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1984 IS MY FAVORITE BOOK BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WAS BORN.
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u young
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Slut gets hella raped
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Also:
Anything by Joyce Carol Oates
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ayn Rand believes all sex is rape so it doesn't count.
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She also had lovesr that she had indoctrinated.
One of her followers was like 20 years her younger, and she convinced her husband and his wife that it was fine if they took each other as lovers. He eventually had his marriage ruined, and after he had another affair she kicked him out of her society or whatever.
Man must lookout for himself. That is all he can rely on.
It’s like she’s RJ Anderson
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF SUCCESS HAS ANY MAN EVER HAD HELP ALONG THE WAY, FROM SOCIETY OR ANOTHER PERSON!
Also, the ultimate achievement is clearly architecture.
But only if it isn't perverted by gov't pigs
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ayn Rand's ideas live on in stupid teenagers and retarded "tea-party" goers everwhere
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Read the Hobbit, but haven't seen the flick
I remember an animated one that my hippy chorus teacher showed us in 3rd grade but that was too long ago
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Because he doesn't necessarily advance the overall plot and was just a way for Tolkien to further expand the Silmarillian-verse?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Except for the Yellow Boots
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You son of a bitch, you know he isn't the Steward of Gondor
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Which would make Buc Wild Jafar.
Delicious.
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As the highest ranked Jew in the SBN Power Rankings I would get to be the Genie
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
SBN Fine Fifteen Jews
a. TGN1
2. Free Zorilla
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Ten things I think I thing
1) TGN1 is really jewing up his game but
b. Free Zoe’s whining is moving him up the power rankings fast
iv – Favre is having fun out there
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
MCMXXVI - I would like to scent my testes with Starbucks Italian Roast!
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b-9-delta: COLONOSCOPY!!!!!!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
j -yur gay
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Dave,
Please stop tolerating this r*cist cr@p from those jerks. We have a good community set up, and we don’t need it ruined by a couple of lone j*rks!
Yours,
TGN1
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is worse than Benedict Baldelli
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dave. Seriously man. You've got some real problems going on over at Buc 'Em.
There are only “38 teams” in the National Football League, and to have one of them not be Represented by a professional blog is a stain on Sports Blog Nation’s football focus. I think if you Cede Power to me, I can get Buc ’Em up and running as the top(!) NFL Blog on this Nation!!
Enough of this screwing around with Free Speach™. What My site will have is great writing (Suttree, Sandy K, The Sports Chief), great commenting (SRQman, Sternfan1, Joeybw), and tons of zany personalities (UNFNOLE, LeeCaz, Gary Shelton).
So Dave, I ask you. How committed are you to building a winner?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The Sports Chief will provide the prescient analysis and you the buffoonery.
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I lol'd hard at Gary Shelton, but lumping me in with those Martians is not right.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don't want to be lumped in, you better pick your game up
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I plan on doing a weekly feature where Gary Shelton battles a rack of ribs in a discussion about the Tampa Bay fan base.
Winner eats the loser.
This will be Gary Shelton’s greatest challenge yet…
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
And the ribs have to guess the odds lines for all NFL games.
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Gary Shelton eats the ribs despite losting the odd lines pick-off.
His reasoning? “Vegas just got them wrong”
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
GS: Rack of Ribs, if I was a rack of ribs, would you eat me?
GS: (not allowing Rack of Ribs to respond) I know I would!
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Lord knows that Will Ferral Saturday Night Live jokes will always be funny
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He played some great characters, but he was also in every skit so make fun of the duds all you want, but
there were some great ones in there as well.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Will Ferral is a pox on humanity
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god he neither wrote nor directed it
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god he neither wrote nor directed it
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you learning disabled?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He got to be the tit tester
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK DOES MY STATEMENT SAY. CAN YOU READ IT
WAS THAT PART OF THE PSATS? READING?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You implied with your comment that Ferrell was not particularly involved.
Please go sit on a chainsaw.
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Can you not read? Seriously?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You have cartman disease.
Eastbound and Down
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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god he neither wrote nor directed it
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say “FIRE”!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Producing is neither writing nor directing you dumbass
I’m not sure how you’re not seeing this.
A true National Merrit Scholar would get this
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You're implying his involvement would taint it with the color of you taint.
I disagree.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Currently writing a fanpost compaing Niko to Hitler
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Really? Aw, I wish I was here earlier. I'll share what I hath written so far:
Lemme show you some facts on our Fuhrer of Buc’Em and Hitler:
Both of their last names end with H.
Their last names both have two syllables.
They both turned free communities into propaganda spewing satan sodomizers.(Germany was already a socialist state, so Niko was technically worse.)
They both are foreign.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
The next three
“They both hate jews.”
“They both don’t believe in Habeas Corpus.”
“They both dislike swearing”
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Agreed, you're really showing your ignorance here P Brady
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Kid Mastermind
Probably could get into Wake Forest.
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Maybe, it's still in the South, right?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the U short for University?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You leave Mark Furman out of this, he's a good shit
- I can’t do a Southie accent, so use your imagination
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
So I shouldn't write a story with DRB Users in Medieval times?
King Krispy Kreme is a bomb I never could release.
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So I shouldn't ask a girl out because rape is illegal?
You aren’t this dumb.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell no he isn't, he's a hypothetical National Merrit Scholar!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
At leats I'm going to college
And don’t have herpes
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Or a broken hymen.
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Valid points, all
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd advise against it. You can post it here, but it wont last over there and it will just create more headaches.
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Question, when you ban someone, why does it show a time range?
Someone was banned on Buc Em today, and it shows Banned Sept 28 – Sept 30. But they were banned today.
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It means they were banned then and now I'm guessing.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm. I can't figure it out
I thought i would mean they were banned on Sept 28 and unbanned on Sept 30, but I know that this person was banned today.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
There will be a second Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog, Joss Whedon said in a Thursday conference call with reporters to promote Dollhouse. The main question, he says, is whether he does it "on a shoe string again" or goes bigger budget and "invites other people into the process." Either way, he promises that it won’t affect the storyline.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I've seen everything the guy's done but this.
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Lmao, way to watch Buffy fruitbag
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Buffy was bad,
Firefly was good and Dollhouse is meh.
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Seasons 2, 3, 5 and the 1st half of 6 were awesome.
Angel is my favorite TV show of all time. Firefly was great. Serenity was good, not great. Dollhouse is a pretty big stinker. His comics stuff is hit and miss. His TV stuff is always worth a look.
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This just in, PlayOnWords dresses up in Victorian Era clothing and puts in fake fangs to go to The Castle
Film at 11
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The corset pinches my chest hair.
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YOU FUCKING WATCH IT YOU FUCKING WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Post it here
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Take it to the Inner Cabal blog, pls.
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This one.
“Jew jokes are not racist and as a Greek man I can tell you all those cocksuckers will jew you out of everything you own, hence the term jew. NOW WHO WANTS TO BUY A CAR, CHECK OUT THIS SOLID GOLD NECKLACE AROUND MY NECK, HAVE SOME PITA ONLY 3 DOLLARS”
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok well good call Dave.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Good call whoever said this, clearly I was caught up in the moment.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Although it is more of a Greek slam than a jew joke
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
A fireman's carry?
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That's sublime.
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POST THE EMAIL
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Post it or so help me god I'll sell all your gold teeth
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like 100 words.
Just don’t do A or B please thanks.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Presumably it's ok for me to though, since I recieved no email
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You aren't on staff, therefore I cannot "control" you.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahaha, you sent them the email? NICE
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You're trying to "control" Sandy and Free Zoe, ergo you sent the email out
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I am going on a 5 minute self-imposed ban
Sorry for disgracing any of the DRB faithful
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
Yea, my goal here wasn't to get anyone in trouble
Sorry about that.
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I'll give you a dreidel (sp?) if you forgive me
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I'm not even in charge of DRB or BTB.
And yeah you can own multiple sites within the network if you wanted.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
How much is a website?
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I think we should all chip in and buy BE. I can't see how that would go wrong.
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It's already taken
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't you register Buc Them?
We already have a viable competitor.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet we'd get more first time visitors
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't buy into SBN...
And good lord after this thread they’ll probably disown DRB.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Half white-half black red heads don't usualy survive past 3 months
HE’S A MIRACLE BABY
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, so lets buy all of SBN.
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8?
I don’t think I bought 8 games in my life and I had 3 generations of systems
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My friend sold me his xbox 360 and his games (about 10) for 80 dollars.
I am turning all of that back on ebay
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
Wait, you spent the money for three game systems, and yet owned less than 8 games?
Jesus Free Zoe, that’s retarded
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
NES, had a ton of hand me downs
remember I got my NES after every one else got a 16 bit. Then I got a Genesis for my Bar Mitzvah. Bought Bulls Vs Lakers and Maddon.
Then I got a PS2, and only bought Maddon and Hot Shots Golf
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Haha, this is the jewest shit i've ever heard
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, if I'm going to play a game
I am going to become the greatest force ever to play it.
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Well I am 6 years rusty now
Nonetheless, Faulk covered Madden f/ WK I would destroy you on. Hot Shtos as well, Super Tecmo Bowl on NES too.
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You seem to forget old man that when those were out I was young
and I had nothing else to do
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Unlike now when you're so busy that you hardly have time to play video games at all, right?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
And now for some Rays
“One of the most disappointing things for me is I didn’t get to throw any CGs (complete games) this year,” he said. "I definitely had a bunch of chances to throw CGs this year; I got pulled a little early. …
I know what he’s talking about, but with his propensity to hand the lead back to the opposing team in the 6th and 7th innings, he brought this upon himself. He may not have been getting good run support, but when you keep choking away leads, you’re going to lose your manager’s trust.
I will say that once Maddon was pulling him after he’d immediately give up a hit or a walk late, he was going too far, but I still understand the reasoning.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I remember the game he pitched so well, then after we were down like 4-1 he gave up 2 long bombs
That seemed like a give up to me, and he was handled differently after that.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Gentlemen, lets rock out with our cocks out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
They're a bunch of fags.
I don’t care, its a fucking word. _
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Good God man, have you learned nothing
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, ^_^ doesn't work in the text body. i've done that twice.
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Apparently not.
B& FOR HATE SPEECH.
Actually, I often refer to Nickelback as a bunch of unentitled sellout pussies.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
What did they have to sell out
As far as I know they always have, and always will, be giant turd burglars that don’t write their own music and are only in it for the dollar.
Also, “SUCK SATAN’S DIIIIICK.”
-Bill Hicks
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Well when they were smaller they did a lot of Metallica covers, so at one time they weren't writing songs about how much imaginary pussy they get.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I was the house
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Suttree has been iside of you...Robbing...Materials and Innocence.
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POE
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
PURITY OF ESSENCE, JESUS CHRIST
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody remember Poe the musician
She foxy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You may be confused by an earlier comment, but I'm not actually a teenage girl
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He waited in the bathroom for 5 minutes for Erik, apparently
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Speaking of which, I'm going Friday and it's probably the last game of the year I make it to.
So, if anyone wants to have a pint/get date raped, let me know.
Also, should I bring the rape stand or leave it at home?
You know what, I better just leave it at home
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you Irvin 88?
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Especially the part where P Brady Kid Mastermind tried to maneuver into my pants.
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An unpaid, unpublished one. But by the Quentin Tarantino standard, yes.
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I'm the Walt Frazier of that club.
You can be Keith Hernandez.
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I've got a list of submission addresses I need to line up.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you said you didn't write fiction.
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I don't.
I’m talking about for baseball.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Where do you submit pieces on Gabe Gross' average-ness?
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Just remember my lesson about the connotations of the word "final" and you'll be golden.
/licks thumb
//wipes off calculator smudge from RJ’s cheek
///beams
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"rglass44: Well, you say a guy's upside is Randall Cunningham and you're okay. Especially if he’s black…"
Oh dear.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
ALso, anything you post over there, if you have a feeling it will get some "interesting" comments
I suggest you save it somewhere else. Articles could end up disappearing.
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I'm sure his "KIKE" comment will help with that.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Then I unbanned him after I realized how hard I had come down on him
Should have been a warning, my bad
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hard work taking out the trash
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Omar Rodriguez Lopez is flipping awesome
LINK
The first song is a little out there, but the rest is chock full of asskickery.
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Octahedron is a pleasant return to form for MV, too.
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I was afraid they might get too commercial, is this the case
BTW I think it’s awesome that all that music is on there free of charge.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
No. Not too commercial. Closer in spirit to De-Loused than any of the previous 3.
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I'd say its not as Crazy as deloused
It’s definitely mellow-er
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But the structure is tighter. It isn't a total mess like the last two.
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I liked Francis the Mute, great zone out music for a cloudy noggin
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Who said anything about drinking
dumas
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to go to Winter Park last night, so I lit a little spliff and listened to The Band, St. Vincent, and Grizzly Bear for four hours.
Lovely sonics.
That sounds like a decent ride if I did recreational drugs.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
/WINK
That and a couple Belhavens at Fiddler’s Green. If you ever go to Winter Park, you must go to Fiddler’s Green. The only bar I’ve ever loved.
I could take you on a tour of the shittiest bars in Orlando
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, a few of the choicer dives always, ALWAYS smell like vomit when you walk in
I did like Devanney’s on Goldenrod though, people left you alone, could always
shoot pool, cheap beers, good eats, bartenders can take a joke.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Devanney's is solid.
Ole Boys is pretty good. The Library is okay – the crowd’s usually interesting, but the bar is pretty nondescript.
Never heard of Ole Boys, The Library was always too fratty for me
Though I meant the owners while camping in the Adirondacks earlier this year
That was a good/weird time.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I know where you're coming from with the Library.
The flip side is if you’re looking for a dive-esque bar with attractive women, it’s a decent place to go.
True dat
I pulled more than a couple out of there
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked that one, but I really got into the one after that, they're an extremely fun band to listen to when you are in a
variety of moods.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
On my list of things I need to get around to listening to
Along with The xx, and “Girls – Album”
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Fun fact for the day
When a post gets deleted, you lose the recs you received.
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They track recs?
Did Robert ever finish his Rec F/x masterpiece?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
OH FUCK THAT TO THE SHIT.
I need my recs.
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Submit to me the number of people and what sort of game you will be playing.
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via LAN?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
You haven't gotten that I am obviously joking...
I just wanted to know about your band.
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For the lulz
If a girl has a FB profile pic with another girl in it, who is not her lez luvva, and you had no previous knowledge of whose profile it was
would the logic follow that its the ugly one, who uses her hotter friend to make herself seem cool, or the hotter one, who uses the ugly one to emphasize her hotness?
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I've seen SSS of the former, too.
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I loathe this dilemna.
That’s why I use the picture of my holding a homeless man sign on my facebook profile.
You are obsessed with your own ugliness.
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I think I have a touch of that
It’s so hard being near perfect, that you end up seeing only the flaws, not matter how minute they are. Same with my choice in slutbag hoes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you be the Nottie in my Remake of "The Hottie and The Nottie"
I would be the hottie, and I would show YOU how to be a hottie, and then you’d fuck a black guy.
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Currently Listening: Super Extra Bonus Party - Eamonn(Featuring MayKay)
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Got home from work last nigh only to find out that the $5K AC stopped working
House was 87 degrees. Had to stay at the in-laws and wake up at 6 to drive home to get dressed in my heat hole. If this happens to you, the perfect album for that miserable morning drive is Neil Young Unplugges. That and a Dunkin Donuts coffee made everything cool again.
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Biggest Loser Dorm?
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by FreeZorilla on Sep 30, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
I moved in with my dad after college for a few months, cheap bastard refused to turn on the A/C. Trying going July -September in NPR without AC
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
New Port Richey should be wiped off the map with nuke ular weapons
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Worst place I’ve ever lived. It serves no purpose unless you are a crackhead.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Also I stayed in the dorm instead of going home to AC like a bitch.
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For the lulz
Yea the tough guy you are
braving going to college all of 15 minutes from home. Do you still go to high school parties? Did you ever?
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Nope. We only had one, it was enjoyable though.
Real HS Keggers omgz
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For the lulz
lol "were"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And that was the last time you saw your friends in non-avatar form?
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And didn't threaten to fake-sue them as a result?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets see. I play with about 4 guys
1) Goes to school in Ohio, Saw him last in August.
2) Goes to MCC, going to game with him Thursday, last saw him a couple weekends ago
3)Still in HS, saw him a couple weekends ago
4) He lives in Cali so a while
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For the lulz
Yes.
I have to send my friend in Cali a Evan bobble head since he got me a Stomper puppet.
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For the lulz
Why would he do that you're just going to sell it on E-bay for candy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope Stomper is the shit, it even makes an elephant noise
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For the lulz
Monroe Community College?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a simple question we have an MCC up here, you better take your insulin
tons of fun, you’re getting a bit cranky
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm eating healthier, eating less, drinking only water or crystal light
I take the stairs, 11 floors, at least twice a day. Going to start going to the gym soon
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For the lulz
Elliptical is murder on the ankles fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Never had problems
Bike wrecks my arthritic knee though.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Also, running while fat in public can be embarassing
Make sure you drink a lot of water and shit. Nothing will kill your motivation to work out than dehydration.
Elliptical is a devil machine fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Outside of simple weight stuff that's all I do at the gym
Legs and lungs are my priority most of the time.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Because you are frequently running from the law?
Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame
Mostly because it's good to be in shape, but
looking like a meathead is good for no one.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Good deal man, in all sincerity keep it up because it's not that
hard to do stuff like that.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
Lifting weights is great for burning fat too.
Some great exercises for whole body burning is just doing actual squats and bench press (not machines) because they hit a lot of muscels.
Yeah I was gonna do squats probably
not much else. Just want to get conditioning up first
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For the lulz
Alternately, you could use a fan and be less of a bitch
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I know where your coming from.
The guys I live with didn’t use the air conditioning for almost a year. Unbearable heat is worse than the near-death cold of winter.
Love the winter cold
Never put the heat on once until my wife moved in
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It's like 50 degrees here and has rained 4 days in a row, I don't think you like the winter cold.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I do
I am cold blooded. Went to London in December last year and didn’t wear a jacket once.
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What a tough guy
When is your new movie coming out where you punch Chuck Norris in the face in a snow storm with no shirt on?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta get out of the basement more often
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd think a throwback like you would be used to the days with no AC
It’s a relatively new invention.
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I bet you told him no more sex until it was fixed
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't have AC for 2 years and i still don't have heating
The cold is DEFINITELY worse, the heat isn’t so bad, don’t be a bitch.
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Disagree. Heat is worse
Cold you can just get a blanket or something. Heat you can’t do anything, sometimes fans don’t work perfect.
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For the lulz
I don't see how he got lumped into that
Guy came in and made a bunch of great deadpan comments.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
There is no right answer to this
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Your mother is on a strick diet of Guard Cock at Pasco County Jail
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OTTOTD: Opinions about temperature modification
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
If you were in a medeival setting with SRQ as king and you were an evil witch, what would be your main evil plot?
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Does this have something to do with you imagining SRQ shirtless, or is that different?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Force him to eat cake the rest of his life, nothing else
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Local area network
basically you hook up a bunch of Xboxs or PCs to each other and play games
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For the lulz
It's a party where men "Link Up" with their "Firewires" to their "Ethernet Ports" to "Play games" with eachother.
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Then you've never hired Suicide Phoenix.
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Sitar based anthems on real estate law.
Can you not read?
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by PlayOnWords on Sep 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's called the power of love. Ever heard of it?
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Don't need no credit card to ride this train.
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Modern music needs Huey Lewis and the News more than ever now.
Help me, Huey Lewis, you’re our only hope.
If you were like me in college and though drinking games were FTW
The two most brutal were Top Gun and Back to the Future. In the former, it was drink every time someone says one of the callsigns. If you remember the first scene, its all “Cougar!” “GOOSE!” “COUGARRR!” “Maverick!” “COUGARRRRR!”, etc. Deadly. In BTTF, it was drink every time a Huey Lewis song comes on. Just try to make it through the first 25 minutes alive.
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Two of my friends and I communicate entirely in Top Gun quotes.
My favorite moment of that movie is the completely inexplicable exchange when Cougar is turning in his wings.
Goose: (Bland inflection, impossible to tell what response he’s trying to elicit) Cougar!
Cougar: (Vacant stare) Thanks, Mav.
I do produce some of the best quotes, that's fair. And it's nice that you think I'm your friend
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember to cut lengthwise along the vein, Suttree.
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Hah, I can't wait to tell my girlfriend about how all my e-buddies think I have no friends!
/writes an e-mail to Bree Olson
Dude that's my GF, you need to step the fuck off
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
SPORTS!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Huey helicopters in to his bar performance in the video
Man is classy
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Huey helicopters in to his bar performance in the video
What the hell does that mean?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
In the I Want A new Drug video
Huey lands outside a local bar in a helicopter in a tie and coat and proceeds to give a concert before leaving in the heli.
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I’m trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape,
but Evelyn, my supposed fiance, keeps buzzing in my ear.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you sure that’s Paul Allen over there ? Yes, McDufus, I am.
- He’s handling the Fisher account. – Lucky bastard.
- Lucky Jew bastard. – Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything ?
I’ve seen that bastard sitting in his office…
talking on the phone to the C.E.O.s, spinnin’ a fuckin’ menorah.
Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Africa! Brave Africa!
IT WAS HILARIOUS
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
And it always comes back to this
ALWAYS
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
/subtly points at signature block.
/winks
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately i have no sound, but I'll just assume it's hilariously anti-semetic and ban you
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems like the natural response
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Did I miss absolutely anything by skipping over air conditioning talk?
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
As it turns out SRQ is fat
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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
BBW?
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How is this not more popular
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bCc0EGP6U&feature=player_embedded
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
It's kinda old, pretty sure I have seen it a while ago
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For the lulz
Because you like it, and if it were something popular that would destroy your rebel edge?
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I apparently the Prime Minster of France says we have a "Tan" couple living in the White House.
Daffy Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi thought his first joke about President Obama being “tan” was so funny he repeated it —and this time included Michelle in the fun. “I bring greetings from a man, what’s his name? Some tanned guy—Barack Obama,” Berlusconi said at a rally after returning from the G20 meeting in Pittsburgh. “You won’t believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together because even his wife is tanned.”
Discuss.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
Oh yes, this will help your reputation.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't say he was "tan"
I was pointing out the Berlusconi is a peice of shit.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, your quote came from the PM of ITALY, so your introduction sentance is all manner of fail
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Lead singer, songwriter, and caterer for the band Suicide Phoenix. We play sitar-based anthems on real estate law. Available for weddings, birthdays (13+, please), and LAN parties.
fuck me.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen Mario Balotelli?
That dude defines thug. He is all that BJ wishes he could be.
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My girlfriend's brother's wife is from Spain and her family HATED the other brothers wife, who was from Puerto Rico.
I guess they don’t think too highly of them. They laughed at her usage of the language.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually when people imply a large population is racist, it's an exaggeration.
It is not in the case of Spain and Italy.
He aint lyin.
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I'm going to make the treadmill my bitch after work.
THIS MEANS I’M GOING TO THE FUCKING GYM, NOT HOME.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
Do you pretend the treadmill is a minority
and walk all over it
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
by SRQman on Sep 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'MMA SEW YOUR ASSHOLE SHUT AND KEEP FEEDIN' YA AND FEEDIN' YA.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats on posting bond fyi
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Quit spreading these false rumors over the internets.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Joseph Sexton, 30, is accused of hitting Jose Marrero, 29 with a 9-iron Sunday and demanding to see the "green card" of a woman who was driving the vehicle Marrero was in, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he ever show him his green card?
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, because the government treats illegal aliens like kings and shits all over the taxpayer
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell if you actually mean that or not.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And where the hell are Joyce/Rodriguez?
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
After September 1
You should be allowed to play with a 12 man lineup
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Flagged for not being off topic enough
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Opening Lines from Part 1 of the DRB Short Story
King Krispy Kreme had put all of the finishing touches on his finest plan of architecture, an Imax theater solely for King usage on shitty quality Video Games. The site was an ancient indian burial ground inhabited by a Naughty Witch whom goes by the moniker “Top Gun Numba One”, but we’ll just call him Top Gun, for short. Top Gun has his own evil plot of his own, although nobody knows for sure, some say that he’s breeding an evil batch of Indian Ghost Wolfen, in order to destroy his enemies in the Kingdom, But I digress, we join the King along with his servant, Eminence J. Front in his throne room.
“Yes, get behind the ears” said the king with a mouthful of Honey Bun as his servant washed him with what appears to be rolled up newspapers duct taped to a piece of plywood.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Yessa massa. Tote that pail.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Should be bale. I thought pail would be more appropriate for someone washing someone with water.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
welp,
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
kericr
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
But I have meanacing hand-wringing down to a science.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
Best Wu Tang song: Dog Shit.
What you think all the guns is for? All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door. And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour the criminals, tryin' to drop my decimals.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 30, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Only to you Mr. Duke
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That's some good japanimation you're righting
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I WILL MAKE YOU A DYKE VERSION OF MORGAN LA FAYE, DO YOU WANT THAT?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Also I have a middle name now. Cool.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Not with the letter J.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 30, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The tense changes in this are making me dizzy.
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Just like MacBeth!
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The king is CURRENTLY getting washed, previously signing his decree.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
.
tborays Carl Crawford said he’s open to talking long-term deal w/ #Rays after season – “I hope we can get something done”
Whoa. Don't ambush with that man.
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 30, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw him. PtB can play LF right guiz?
Sign lady must die.
Be the first on your block to own DRB Gear.
by EminenceFront on Sep 30, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
"...so I can get traded to SF for Buster Posey."
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Has there ever been 1000 posts on a OTTOTD?
We’re getting close.
Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame
I doubt it ever happens.
We’d need atleast one more butt fucking crazy commentator in the vain of Toppah to make it work. These things usually lose steam around 300, pick back up, and then die around eight hundy.
SKaz actually got removed at his other site? Huh.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 30, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
For real?
The perfect end to a completely fucked day
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Once there aren't anymore games, you might get there
The game thread interrupts the flow again
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
We need a well done troll for a good 80 posts to get there.
Gary Williams for President!
Put Rose in the Hall of Fame
It appears the Buc Em mess may be over. Its at least calmed down.
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
NO, Im just a writer as of now
Call with SBN tomorrow
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I know what they are gonna say
Niko is under contract, but you (me) are co-lead. You guys need to discuss the way it will run but ultimately its his responsibility.
Translated to “We want you to write but you ultimately have no say”
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Might I reccomend that you use some of the wise and clever negotiating tactics first demonstrated by Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder?
If you need a refresher, here is a snippet of the training video.
I can't wait until we trade him for a reliever.
I recommend you continue to carry that site on your back while taking none of the credit
You and UNFNole are the best thing on that site and everyone knows it.
Embrace Eternity
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Please do me a favor and delete any comments, fanposts, fanshots, or stories that I wrote
I don’t have the ability to do this, and Niko seems like he doesn’t know how. Just click on my name, Inspect Member, then delete any content that I have provided to the community message board free of charge.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 30, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You want me to delete all of your stuff
Care if I ask why? Shoot me an email if you’d prefer
www.bucem.com - SBNation's source for all things Buccaneer
No offense to you or UNFNole, but if it is Niko's site as he claims, I don't want him to derive anything out of
my words. I didn’t sign a contract so they are still my words and I don’t think after being told I wasn’t needed that
they should belong to anyone else. If they aren’t deleted then, logically, I’m needed and me being let go was
just a personal (not personnel, spelling counts) move by an insecure person.
Get well soon DM
Alright, I'll hide them, that way if you change your mind, they are still there.
Seems a waste to just delete them, but its your decision.
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Also
Hilarious that Freezo (Jewish man) is a big fan of Tim Tebow and loves Ben Zobrist (people who hate Jewish people for killing their boy Jesus)
Swav or Die (>'-')> <('-')> <('-'<)
For the lulz
You could not be more wrong. Both Tebow, and Zoe love the jews, because evangelicals believe that the only way Jesus will come back is with the reconstruction of the Golden Temple
Jews believe that reconstructing the Temple will give them THEIR messiah. Evangelicals believe that this messiah is actually the anti-christ, and that Jesus will come back to fight him.
In other news, people who believe in this shit are lunatics
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
FALL?! IN FLORIDA?!?!
LIEZ
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: The most inconsistent team in the country
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html
My first warning
I feel like a freshmen at his/her first protest… "You left this comment in a post: “Feta cheese is for the unibrows..” This comment is offensive, and has nothing to do with sports. Please refrain from using hidden derogatory remarks. I too am from Chicago and am a Big Cubs fan, and follow the Rays. We probably have more in common that not in common. Please dont disrespect me or the blog. Thank you. Niko
In order to continue participating on Buc ’Em you must acknowledge your warning by pressing the OK button below."
the ghost of stokes, camp, lugo strikes TB-sept 2009
by CubFanRaysaddict on Oct 1, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
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