10/19/10 4 Cuban Linx Edition

The rent is too damn high party

You guys are slacking.

Current count: 6324 before this thread.

me vs Buc Wild. [and whoever the hell ‘heath’ is]

and let’s get a drfat date going. how bout thursday? draft while we jersey shore finale.

she had a real good fall season.

my model prospects as hot as my sports-card-hoarding prospects.

she looks great and is over 18

hollywood is weird but i wanna believe yes.

hell yes.

punchin 12-year-olds n shit.

respec

was reading the rest of the ottotd from yesterday…. didn’t realize u lived in jax. this makes a meeting much more of a possibility.

Could be exciting, though Mourinho might just suck all the adventure out of Madrid in favor of a point.

In an effort to get to know everyone here better, I thought I would more completely introduce myself with a little insight into my personal life. Most days start getting up just about sundown when the zombie girlz come in with my breakfast. Usually a light meal consisting of a glass of freshly squeezed mushroom juice with a nice hot plate of some fried buzzard eggs, over runny, and a couple of slices of smoked cottonmouth sausage, mmmmuhmmm. Then I crank up dat generator and get the old Direct TV going catch me a little news or read the obits in the paper. I love to watch those zombie girlz doing the dishes in their tight little moss mini skirts, oh yeah… you know what I’m talking about.

Then when it’s good and dark it’s time for some work, I’ll check the computer for any Saints newz and check the boards for any trolls that need some voodoo slapped on their crying and complaining azzes. (I swear I’m not talking about you Viking fans ; ) After my puter time and a good cup of joe, no really we dissolved down Joe Namath in some sulphuric acid, I can’t wait till tomorrow because he gets better tasting every day! Then me and a few of my zombie girlz jump into my black Z71 Suburban 4X4 hearse and go looking for some unsuspecting tourists lost in the swamp to play around with. Usually we just, after making sure they are not Saints fans of course, scare the crap out of them and maybe a little voodoo spell or two but we don’t kill ‘em hardly ever. Well that is unless we really like ‘em and want to make some new zombies out of them, but I have many mouths to feed now.

Well after a hard nights work messing with the tourists and any swamp Sasquatch’s we run into it is time for some real fun. We usually head up to the French Quarter and hang out at our favorite watering hole The Dungeon. It is usually rocking by 2 or 3am and time for us to get loaded with the gang, do some dancing, keep my eye out for any prospective new zombie girlz we might want to take back to the mausoleum for an ‘interview’. Basically, we just have a regular good old time in town, us zombies are just like everyone else you know.

After a hard night partying we head back down to Cocodrie where our cemetery is at, keeping our eyes out for any good road kill to pick up for supper. The zombie girlz make the best gumbo with dat stuff you ever did taste. I always stop by my favorite poison ivy patch to pick some nice fresh leaves to put into my mint tea or pick a bunch if we need to make another batch of my famous poison ivy wine…if ya aint tried dat you aint never died! When we get home, the grilz cook up whatever we having for supper and have ourselves a real feast, South Louisiana Zombie style.

Then me and the girlz all snuggle up in my swampwater bed and doze off listening to the sounds of lost souls and monkeys crying in the night…aint it great to be a zombie!

He didn’t talk to me the rest of the night.

where are all the real estate people

we won’t make it to 42069 posts

I don’t think the people at bucs nation get why not putting a spotlight on a rapist is a bad thing.

wanna join?

thinking of naming it ’Favre and the Bad Vaginas"

Thanks sales lady.

29 followers in less than 12 hours and only 92% of them are bots/sluts.

in uni!

i bet he could still hit better then 90 percent of the lineup

wtbudlight emailed me about bike lanes.

http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/10/19/natural-lee/?eref=sihp

$5 a day in metro costs will do that to a brother.

That is all.

Who would have guessed?

Madrid made Milan look old, slow and lazy (shocking!). Spurs better bust some ass against Milan tomorrow, else I’ll be saucy all week.

given the spelling and bad attitude I imagined the writer was 15 years old

who knows, I might still be right about the age if his parents have been buying him tickets since birth…

Witty’s 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you’re vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Oct 18, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
spelling?

seems like you have a problem with reading and comprehension! or maybe you just have a thing for 15 yr olds?? which is it?

by russell3

I stayed at the Westin Imagine in Orlando for the last few nights. Paid my bill via credit card like I would any other. Just saw on my card website that they authorized to charges of $959 the night that I got there and the day that I checked out. I believe this is in addition to the $800 for the room rent, but I can’t tell as they are pending charges. So after I call to figure out why my credit card is almost maxed out for pending charges that I’m assuming were fraudulent activity they tell me that they were to hold the room and the dumbass bitch peon that I talked to has no idea why there would be two of those charges. Bullshit, it’s so that they can deposit the money in their account and collect whatever interest they can get for before they bill back that there are no charges. What a fucking scam. Meanwhile, if I wanted to use my card for something, I have virtually no room left on it. Fuck the Westin Imagine, don’t stay there or any other Starwood Hotels. Fucking Orlando and fucking corporations can eat my entire dick. All of it. Take your fucking cheated interest you blood suckers. If you can’t tell, the writing is on the wall that this economy is about to have the life support removed.

imma buy these shoes

please write about how good the giants pitching is.