OTTOTD: Naked Girls Keep Friending Me On Facebook, But It Probably Just Means I have a Virus
by Suttree on Nov 12, 2010 8:34 AM EST
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PrintThe basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words. George Orwell made this clear in his novel 1984. But another way to control the minds of people is to control their perceptions. If you can get them to see the world as you do, they will think as you do. Comprehension follows perception. How do you get them to see the reality you see? After all, it is only one reality out of many. Images are a basic constituent: pictures. This is why the power of TV to influence young minds is so staggeringly vast. Words and pictures are synchronized. The possibility of total control of the viewer exists, especially the young viewer. TV viewing is a kind of sleep-learning. An EEG of a person watching TV shows that after about half an hour the brain decides that nothing is happening, and it goes into a hypnoidal twilight state, emitting alpha waves. This is because there is such little eye motion. In addition, much of the information is graphic and therefore passes into the right hemisphere of the brain, rather than being processed by the left, where the conscious personality is located. Recent experiments indicate that much of what we see on the TV screen is received on a subliminal basis. We only imagine that we consciously see what is there. The bulk of the messages elude our attention; literally, after a few hours of TV watching, we do not know what we have seen. Our memories are spurious, like our memories of dreams; the blank are filled in retrospectively. And falsified. We have participated unknowingly in the creation of a spurious reality, and then we have obligingly fed it to ourselves. We have colluded in our own doom.
And—and I say this as a professional fiction writer—the producers, scriptwriters, and directors who create these video/audio worlds do not know how much of their content is true. In other words, they are victims of their own product, along with us. Speaking for myself, I do not know how much of my writing is true, or which parts (if any) are true. This is a potentially lethal situation. We have fiction mimicking truth, and truth mimicking fiction. We have a dangerous overlap, a dangerous blur. And in all probability it is not deliberate. In fact, that is part of the problem. You cannot legislate an author into correctly labeling his product, like a can of pudding whose ingredients are listed on the label... you cannot compel him to declare what part is true and what isn't if he himself does not know.
It is an eerie experience to write something into a novel, believing it is pure fiction, and to learn later on—perhaps years later—that it is true. I would like to give you an example. It is something that I do not understand. Perhaps you can come up with a theory. I can't.
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Since it's our weekly ritual to bitch about the FX shows: Lethal Weapon 5 was incroiyable, as the French would say.
Still, Community has passed Sunny as my favorite tv comedy.
And because you're dying to know, I didn't watch the F/X shows last night. I did watch the BBC show Sherlock which was awesome.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions
Well, you missed this beauty:
, "In the Lord of the Rings movies, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. Do you think he goes home at night and shoots lasers into his boyfriend’s asshole?"
Thank god for DVR, as that's waiting for me when I get home
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions
I'll set the bar at the Serpico episode, better or worse?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions
CONTROVERSY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
God, Charlie was so good in that
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Shame about your ottotd
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:39 AM EST reply actions
In retrospect I've decided to be the bigger man and repost the contents of my ottotd here
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions
OTTOTD 11/12/10: In every contest there must be a winner, and for this I have found it.
From this editorial about “Hiccup Girl”
I C clearly wrote:
She wont be the hiccup girl for long, where she’s going she will be the lickup girl!
For reaction lets go to FotS Erik Hahmann:
Win
by Erik Hahmann on Nov 12, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:42 AM EST reply actions
Good prop bet. I should be around all day, so that will skew the line heavily in the "over" direction, so place your bets now.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions
Don't get salty dobbermean
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
"Fuck off"
That’s really more a cry for help than anything else, isn’t it Sombertean?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
Need more posts here if Dobberteam is going to pay for his girl's abortions with the gambling winnings from betting the over
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:52 AM EST reply actions
Dobberlame
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
Re: Julie Bowen on Conan last night.
She might have been drunk, she’s definitely insane, but HOLY SHIT DOES SHE HAVE SOME STEMS.
Who the fuck watches late night talk shows
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions
Shit, I DVR Daily Show and Colbert and watch them the next day.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions
I can barely stand the Daily Show anymore.
Stewart’s transition from politically inclined comedian to comedic political commentator is infuriating, especially when he fumbles through his interviews anytime a decent guest gets on there.
I just watch the first 2 segments of both TDS and Colbert, I can't stand interviews
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
The major networks should really throw the kitchen sink at Colbert to get him one of the late shows.
I don't think he's capable of dropping that shtick. It's basically who he was on The Daily Show, and on Strangers with Candy. It's also not far off from what he was on the episode of L&O:CI that he guest starred on
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't want him to drop the shtick either
It’s what makes him funny
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
You really think he will appeal to a mass audience like Leno or Letterman
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
No, but you have to realize that Leno and Letterman's audiences are going to dwindle over the next 5 years.
Colbert has the important demographic. If he switched to a new network, those viewers would follow him.
What's the important demographics?
Young people? Because that didn’t work out well for Conan
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
NBC panicked because they had to pay Jay Leno regardless of whether his show was on or not and his show was BOMBING.
Affiliates wanted it off the air and if they did that, NBC still owed him a massive amount of money.
Bill Carter alt account found
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
Once you take the time to google him you'll appreciate the joke
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
I disagree
That played a huge part, but if Conan’s show was doing well then they would have never picked Jay over him. Conan’s show was a problem as well. Moving Jay back wasn’t just about owing him a huge contract. They thought he would bring higher ratings then Conan too
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
thought he was awesome on Maddow last night
by Jason Collette on Nov 12, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions
Barf
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions
Agreed, he can be awesome when he needs to be.
I feel like he only bumbles when it’s a guest he’s had before or knows well, and they’re just joking around anyway. But then again, I like his style.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions
Depends on if you have a job like a human or not
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
I have a job
I usually don’t go to bed till between 12 and 1.
Job starts at 8am
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
Well, you don't need the mental acuity that a good night's sleep provides while at the Spencers Gifts apparently
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions
Black people mall
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
So is your mom (oh shit)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions
This
I think everyone was a little scared for her kids when she was referring to them as the dumb cute one and the smart ugly one.
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
Oh they weren't scared when she tweeted a POV pic of her twins breastfeeding?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I have this printed on a shirt that I'll wear to the ice skating rink tonight with W&C
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I just made a mental note to remind them that you are their longtime friend and not to forget that just because the hot new shit is on the block.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I have never wanted to be a baby more than this moment
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
She is fantastic.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Brazil is the best.
Grumpy the clown won election in a laugher, getting more votes than any other candidate for Brazil’s Congress. Now he has to prove that he can read and write.
The Sao Paulo Electoral Court held a closed-door exam for the clown turned congressman-elect on Thursday to determine if he meets a constitutional mandate that federal lawmakers be literate.
Francisco Silva became famous as Tiririca — “Grumpy” in Portuguese — and received about 1.3 million votes, nearly twice as many as the next-highest vote-getter in last month’s congressional elections. His campaign videos drew millions of viewers on the Internet, with slogans such as “It can’t get any worse” and “What does a federal deputy do? Truly, I don’t know. But vote for me and you’ll find out.”
But a less humorous element emerged during the campaign: Allegations that Silva, like 10 percent of Brazilians, is illiterate. Judge Aloisio Silveira ruled that there were discrepancies between the handwriting on Silva’s application to run for Congress and that on the document in which he swears he can read and write and in autographs he gave to fans.
Listen, I basically built this fucking site with my bare hands and love of pornorgraphy.
There should be a fanpost shrine dedicated to my consistent brilliance.
There is
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1010/kazmirsmoke.jpg
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
I just tried finding some of your gold nuggets..
/underwhelming
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
I kid, I kid.
I thought this was pretty brilliant: http://www.draysbay.com/2010/4/19/1431270/rays-sweep-four-game-set-in-fenway#35228797
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions
STEVE, DOES THIS NOT AMUSE YOU?
Seriously, Jeffrey is looking good.
by Suttree on Apr 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT on 4/22/09 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Seattle Mariners Part 2 on DRaysBay
I think some ladies at Fergs are gonna saw off their legs next time to give him better access.
I don't get it. Formatting fail?
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I think what you meant to type is "underwhelmed" unless you were putting down your own post
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions
....damn.
Unintentional self-deprecation strikes again.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
If I understand the OP correctly, I can write a story in which, in three days, I meet up with Alison Brie in a trench somewhere in Afghanistan and we have dirty sex while DRB user Vin lobs severed Afghani children heads at us...and it will come true?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I actually have work today, so tl;dr, but I will bookmark that.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
If someone was going to create an alt-account for themselves, a good name would be Johnny Ketamine
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:38 AM EST reply actions
Yes "PBrady"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
Oh word
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, the 2 kids and implants were too much of a negative
plus i have the ability to find girls on the internet with frightening accuracy. plus i work at a health food store and see/interact with young scad girls almost every day.
Going through old comments is fun. Also, wildly egotistic.
I’ve heard AJ can only have an orgasm if he kills a dog.
by Suttree on Apr 17, 2009 6:05 PM PDT on 4/17/09 GDT: Chicago White Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays on DRaysBay
That’s just something I heard.
do you guys think i could make a career out of fb-stalking?
like, i search for and find babes with certain interests, and then give dudes a preview, and then if they like / must meet, they paypal me $ for the link, and I can provide additional coaching/ advising regarding first contact, etc, for an extra fee.
the terrible film “Hitch” was based on a true story right?
after I do all this, I pen the novel/memoirs about my life, then sell it to a film company, citing the success of “the social network”.
What is the preview and who are these rubes will pay someone to use the Facebook search function?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Wow.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I think Ryan Braun is dreamy, but its a questionable call to have the free food drive at his Lake Geneva location instead of the Milwaukee one.
It’s November in Wisconsin. No one is in Lake Geneva.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Joe Buck wants to make sex with the word “hydroplane”
by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2008 7:38 PM PDT on GDT Pt. Dos on DRaysBay
THE RAYS NEARLY HYDROPLANED PAST A TIE BALLGAME, TIM!
by PlayOnWords on Oct 27, 2008 7:39 PM PDT on GDT Pt. Dos on DRaysBay
That second joke took all 60 seconds to develop.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Porky Miller has diabeetus.
by Suttree on Apr 18, 2009 5:07 PM PDT on 4/18/09 GDT: Chicago White Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays on DRaysBay
I’m not a doctor or anything, but I recognize a fat person when I see one.
Oh, how times I have changed.
I think I have man crush on you.
by Suttree on Apr 19, 2009 9:50 AM PDT on Tampa Bay Rays’ Attendance: Why Not to Worry, Part 1 on DRaysBay
that was directed at PlayOnWords.
by Suttree on Apr 19, 2009 9:51 AM PDT on Tampa Bay Rays’ Attendance: Why Not to Worry, Part 1 on DRaysBay
REPLY FAIL.
The salad days of our romance.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
For all your hard hitting Wisconsin analysis tune in to 69420 AM's PoW and the Donkey weekdays from 4am to 4:20am
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
“For myself, 44 minutes is too much,” James declared. “I think Coach Spo knows that. Forty minutes for D-Wade is too much. We have to have as much energy as we can to finish games out.”
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Love the use of "declared"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
For all your hard hitting syntax and verbiage analysis tune in to 69420 AM's TGN1 and DJ Traikovsky weekdays from 4am to 4:20am
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
But I wasn't analyzing or correcting anything, unlike your assault on Ryan Braun's logistics abilities
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Dear PoW: It gets better.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
You were declaring an opinion, as was I. Logistics wasn't the point, but your reading comprehension was never a strong suit.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
I think it is you who cannot comprehend what he/she reads. "its a questionable call" is analysis, not opinion. It gets better.
I think Ryan Braun is dreamy, but its a questionable call to have the free food drive at his Lake Geneva location instead of the Milwaukee one.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
My opinion is that it was a questionable call. An opinion is a product of analysis, which we both registered.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Wrong, you're stating facts about Wisconsin and providing analysis about where to hold charity shit
It’s November in Wisconsin. No one is in Lake Geneva.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe that's true in the magical world where hyperbole is a fact.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe you should come up with your own jokes/burns and not try to shoehorn in ones you stole from others????
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Don't be "sad" because you're wrong.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
It is you who are wrong Patrolman WOPaluso
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Don't get mad at me, get mad at your educators.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
I'm serene, just trying to point out the error of your ways so that you can attempt to better yourself.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
You steamin. Just like yesterday with the classical music and the Decemberists.
You have a blood pressure problem, Toppy?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'm a relaxed guy, and I think something of an everyman. I appreciate you backing up my everyman assumption by feeling free to project your inner turmoil 'pon my shores
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna go way back with this pull:
That’s not fair. I’m going to take a moment to collect myself and stop with the hating.
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
That has nothing to do with relaxation, what I'm attempting to do is to stop taking the easy way out (per my relaxation?) and rather seek to help you attain a base level of humanity and culture.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Relaxed guys don't need to collect themselves.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
They do if they are trying to muster effort my slack-jawed friend.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Or to muster docility; to reduce their state of worked-up-ness
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
That's certainly a valid reason, but not one that attaches to my purpose.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Of hating, which does not imply a state of relaxation
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Hating here is simply a colloquialism for derision, you know that and you're just being difficult
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
I'm being difficult? SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
It gets better, etc.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Cribbing someone else's joke? Vintage PoW
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
That's not fair. I'm going to take a moment to collect myself and stop with the hating.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
IT GETS BETTER
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
bahahahhaha
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
last nights sunny was instantly their second best of all time
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 10:15 AM EST reply actions
tgn1 is dumb for not seeing it
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
things it featured, lethal weapon 5 fan fic, juggalos, black face, danny devito sex scene
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
"kinda comes out of no where, but at least it's classy"
/
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
dont say anything, be quiet
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
even sharks need water!
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
This is an amazing comment on multiple levels:
At Megacon this year (go ahead and h8)
There was some guy dressed as a unicorn, led by an obese, leather-bound master. The unicorn went dashing into a gaggle of seated Twilight-obsessed preteens, who went to ooh and ahh over it and giggle without ever knowing how close they were to being mounted. Creepiest thing I ever saw.
Pederasts, dude. Dressed like magical creatures.
by PlayOnWords on May 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
You wanna go next year? Is that what you're saying?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
No.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
RJ do you have a girlfriend or work out?
by PlayOnWords on May 25, 2009 5:40 PM PDT on 5/25 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Cleveland Indians Part 2 on DRaysBay
I’ve always wondered that.
Anecdotally, both answers have proven to be "No".
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, prices are good, the prices on the floor are great. It's not a bad con at all.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
This sounds more interesting than Fetcon at the Marriot.
Which was awesome.
Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch
follow me on twitter @sternfan10
by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Megacon is always solid.
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
there's a book that just got pulled from amazon you should brush up on
also, anything there that isn’t psg related is a waste of time. I have a friend that is making models of the exploding monsters to sell there
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
My interest is piqued on wasting my money for these models,
Hopefully no mods are here since anime is against the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrules.
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
I know not of this anime you speak of
I’m talking about psg
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
its made by the dexters lab people right?
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
anime and fashion model talk
is 100x more interesting than the iphone/car dealership/ chain restaurant talk that permeates this community
oh hey you guys, the new odd future release got an 8.1 at pitchfork
will you cum monkeys listen to this shit now and quit talking about kanye?
these are even the lesser members of the group. whenever the new earl sweatshirt drops, it’ll blow shit away
Pitchfork also gave Waka Flocka an 8.0
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Yase
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I can't really think of a music criticism/news outlet that isn't insufferable, though.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
#TPR11
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Remember my first fanpost/first post here? That was easily the dumbest thing ever on this site. I deleted it, so if you don’t remember, there is no proof.
by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2009 7:26 AM PDT on Choking Dogs Blow 10-0 Lead To Indians on DRaysBay
omg, I was totally a trendsetter with the phrase mollywhop
Dillon mollywhops lefties
by PlayOnWords on May 27, 2009 2:52 PM PDT on 5/27 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Cleveland Indians on DRaysBay
I’m not disturbed by the choice.
THIS IS A REAL COMMENT
How can you honestly claim that there is a greater rock lyricist than David Bowie?
by PlayOnWords on May 28, 2009 8:28 AM PDT on 5/28 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Cleveland Indians on DRaysBay
Yeah, I got a lot of heat for that one, BUT I STAND BY IT.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
What is your search term?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I really wish everyone would curb the Wade Davis infatuation
by PlayOnWords on May 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT on Moves we have to make on DRaysBay
(I believe he proceeded to suck d for the next two months)
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Y. Bw?
by PlayOnWords on Jun 9, 2009 9:05 AM PDT on The Official MLB Draft Day One Open Thread on DRaysBay
Joe Ybw? What sort of last name is Ybw?
Soon thereafter, Gillis discovered Joseph Yeager's alias: Buc Wild.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Waiting in the wings prepared to strike at the merest mention of his name
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Fakts will continue to be fakts
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Now who is the heart and soul
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
For all of your anger over that comment, it's misplaced.
I was merely parroting a statement made by your demi-god sf1
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
The demi-god insult lacks the teeth to really bite back
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Hrm
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
CASE CLOSED ON THIS ONE.
Not to mention Posey’s upside really isn’t THAT much greater than what Navi did last year.
by Suttree on Apr 30, 2009 9:11 AM PDT on In The Hole, The Rays Climb Out Must Begin Tonight on DRaysBay
Maybe a little more power, but Posey’ll prolly be a 280-290 hitter with plus defense… you know, kind of like Navarro!
Please tell me this was facetious or I'll JUST DIE
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
I don't recall ever liking Navarro
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
And I've had Posey in a keeper league for 2 years...
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Oh shit thank god WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Relax bro
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not the one who can't tell hyperbole from a statement of fact or who doesn't know the process of how an opinion is formed.
Nor the one with the high blood pressure.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Oh snapz, it just got real (Badboys2.bmp)
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
All this huffing and puffing contradicts the last sentence bro
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
No huffing or puffing, g. I'm stroking my beard over here. Chill.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
I'm as chill as the guy who killed Thomas and Martha Wayne, you are exhibiting the hot blood your people are known for.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
I invite you to place the back of your hand to my forehead.
You’ll need a mitten.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
If you are referring metaphorically to the frozen nature of the neurons in your brain, I would say spot on.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not, but an unnecessary assumption is typical for you.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Going back to my (perhaps quixotic) mission of PoW-Pygmalionism I was seeking to find a way to parse your statement such that you would not be so demoralizingly wrong. From that perspective the assumption was very necessary indeed.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
To which misconstrued statement are you referring? The mitten one or the Lake Geneva one?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
The frigidity of your forehead, not unlike that of Dante's Satan.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
That's me, trapped in that ice, eating those brains
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Well my friend, I represent God's love and the righteousness of study
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Your secret aspirations are to be Minos
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
I only wish to keep the half-animal projections of your ignorance in a labyrinth, giving it only the nourishment of the occasional Judd Apatow comedy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
I'm all animal. Just ask your mother.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
A cry for help if ever I've heard one
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
*wipes drool off of keyboard*
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Step one in Operation: My Fair Lady -
Attempt to get the subject to unfurrow his brow.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Achieved. Next?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Step two -
Force the subject to experience Koyaanisqatsi on loop in A Clockwork Orange-like conditions, with the additional mechanism of a saffron-water enema.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
SO MANY SYLLABLES
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Just feel it inside you
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
And I've never been more grateful.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
I know this image is meant to be a joke, but Sutt really has no sclera. It's all abyss.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I know.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
What is that?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
I think its bacon
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Nov 12, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Looking at the uncooked turtle in the far right,
it kind of looks like ground beef poking out around the neck. I’m not sure, though.
A DRaysBay writer from Cubs Stats and Twitter @BradleyWoodrum
I saw that after posting.
But it doesn’t quite look like hamburger in the cooked one.
by firemangreg on Nov 12, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Looks like thinly sliced ribeye
Like from a philly cheese steak
O/U
5000mg sodium
450 g fat
2000 calories
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
It actually looks simple
Mold the ground beef around the hotdogs, wrap in bacon, pop in oven
holy shit im doing this for T giving
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
Stuff it into 5 kinds of fowl
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
At First Unity, O’Toole convinced some parishioners he was a doctor specializing in adolescent psychology. He counseled several church members, including children. But during “counseling” with youths, the subject of masturbation and sex often came up. One youth reported that when he was 17, O’Toole asked him to pull out his “tiger.”
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:17 AM EST reply actions
How has no one commented on this?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Tiger as a euphemism for prick is never boring
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
source found
awesome.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tulsa-OK/Fat-Guys-Burger-Bar/107269035966212#!/pages/Tulsa-OK/Fat-Guys-Burger-Bar/107269035966212?v=wall
Guys, I TOTALLY DIDN'T WATCH, but I heard Grey's Anatomy was really intense last night...confirm/deny?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Anus Jenkins
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
I love fridays
all the sudden my email calms down, my phone doesn’t ring, and I just un focus my eyes and day dream
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 12:29 PM EST reply actions
I think its funny that you can be not hired because of your facebook
But once hired you can bad mouth your work environment on facebook and be protected.
HR is crazy yo
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
People that expose any reason to not be hired on facebook
have it coming.
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Science figures out how cats drink
Researchers spent hours watching a feline consume liquids in order to understand the forces. They also made a robotic version of a cat’s tongue and watched YouTube videos of big cats drinking.
Really, we dont have better things to spend money on?
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
Sup
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
You dumb dawg?
Michael.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
It shouldn't
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
If he wins a 6th, its Kobe by a wide margin.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
KOBE
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
this guy gets it.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Not even a troll. Kobe is the best baller I've ever seen. And I'm of age to romanticize Jordan.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
KOBE
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
over-rated delusional assclown rapist.
not even the best on his own team. Pau carries them every night
KOBE
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
(also u r j bc kobe raped a teenager)
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
You are a fucking moron.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
KOBE
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
My favorite new outrage is the full body scanners/searches at airports
The right wingers are going ape shit about it.
www.dhazebay.com
OBUMBUM IS TRYING TO SEXUALLY COMMUSAULT ME AND ALL THE OTHER BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Since your name is haddad you're getting searched a bunch too.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Disappointing.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Last time I went to SF I got scanned.
I winked at the girl on the screen.
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like I'm going to have to save this ottotd to get to 666 posts.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Hello.
Probably won’t be able to stay long, since I’m waiting on a conference call to start. Have I missed anything interesting, or just the same old same old?
Bullshitting day in and day out
that’s how we do
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
It's a friday so
-Suttree shows up to circlejerk for 3 hours
-Bitching about FX Shows
-Disappointment.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
It's just been busy and boring here.
Couple of commercial closings this week and a couple next week. Nothing fun or interesting.
by Sarah Thomas on Nov 12, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, we don't have any of those.
Our clients are all builders/developers and are all men.
by Sarah Thomas on Nov 12, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I called the bluff on the short seller, and he agreed to my price
waiting to hear back from fannie mae now.
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
u guys wanna see the electric wizard shirt i'mma bout to buy off ebay?
btw, today is double ebay bucks day. so if you make a purchase today, earn back 2x the ebay bucks you would on a normal day
I suppose.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
So you would wear this at work, right?
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
I could see that.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Play a real game.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
New Vegas is really fucking fun.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
I'm not joking..?
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah I was enjoying it, but Black Ops is where it's at
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
i might actually get a ps3 for this and lbp2 and mgs;cutting action, and this
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/tgs-10-el-shaddai/705090?type=flv
its based on the old testament book of enoch. the animation looks so dope
Jameer, VC, Q, Rashard, Dwight new starting five for foreseeable future.
Duhon still backup.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Duhon should be selling cotton candy
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
What? Why the fuck would Richardson be a starter and why would they play Shard at PF?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Stanimal dumb.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Seriously, that is not a very dynamic starting five.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
2/5 can shoot the ball, 1/5 has a post game, 2/5 can attack the rim
Thank god its the Raps tonight.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
And if we need some energy of the bench, we have a guy who can't shoot, pass, defend, and can barely dribble. STOKED.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Didn't you watch, like, every Magic game last year?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
And the year before that.
I’ve caught about half the games this year, but frankly, I’m having a hard time getting excited about watching them during the regular season. I was done with VC last season and they didn’t really do anything to make me excited this off season. And losing Matt Barnes means that half the entertainment factor from last year is gone.
You wanna go??!?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I would legally marry this image
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Nothing about her is physically unappealing. Nothing.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Monkey stealing a pen.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Sell me on Community (note: you can skip over the Alison Brie parts as I already masturbate to animated gifs of her)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
First and foremost, the core actors are fantastic.
Their characters, despite seeming to be massive cliches, are extremely well-drawn and detailed. Rarely do they ever act in a way that’s completely unjustified and solely for the purpose of the plot.
The cast’s chemistry is fantastic. I derive nearly as much enjoyment from watching them interact as I do listening to the characters on Archer.
Again, incredible attention to detail even with the tiniest sight gags — I don’t want to spoil the pen thing, but I hadn’t seen that in the episode until someone put out that gif. They didn’t need to go Chekov’s gun on us, but they did anyway because they’re committed to putting together a quality show.
It is one of those show’s that you have to develop an attachment for, which is why I don’t think a lot of my friends enjoy it. Unlike Sunny, the laughs aren’t as big, but they’re more consistent.
I commit to giving it a try
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think you'll like it, personally.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
The gauntlet is thrown
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just saying, I don't think its your sense of humor. Judging from shows I know you like.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
You mean like 2 and a half men?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Caroline In The City
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Whatever that show with Judd Nelson and Brook Shields
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
This is a trap
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
The KFC space simulator and Joshua's racist are two amazing moments, probably series touchstones, and its not even halfway through the season.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
The core actors aren't even the best part. The dean is, then Senor Chang, then Troy.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Donald Glover is awesome in the truest sense of the word.
That guy’s just oozing with talent. His reaction to Joshua being racist was one of the highlights of last weeks’ episode, which was all together fantastic.
YES. As I just said, Joshua's racist was absolutely hilarious.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I thought the ep where Troy tried to play foobaw for GCC was one of the best of last year's, tho.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I can't really differentiate most of the episodes.
I would say the vast majority are all of similar quality, with the space simulator, bottle episode, chicken fingers, modern warfare, and joshua’s racist episodes the cream of the crop.
Also, Gillian Jacobs in the red dress on Valentine’s Day gave me a massive Chang.
The debate episode was killer, as was the one where Jeff enrolls in the billiards class
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Which one was she?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
The OP has come full circle on this one.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
You dumb.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
She make my weewee do this
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Good, she'll be desperate and then she'll be so grateful that I loved her in her time of need that she'll lose weight for me.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Listen, if you know anything about girls, it's that once you accept them, they're never losing the fat.
You have to lure her in, then reject her in order for her to feel motivated enough to get back on that treadmill.
I have to dangle the threat of abandonment. Right.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Step one should be getting to know her father. His facial tics, speech mannerisms, even favorite foods.
I feel like deploying these devices in measured time will pay dividends in the long term.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
This new season blows ass
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
They soft
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Duhon should be arrested for impersonating a black man
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Hey guys, how do you like my new license plate?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Nov 12, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions
Andrew Gaudioso is a piece of shit
http://www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article1133840.ece
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
.
Allen in St Pete wrote:
Proof positive of 2 things.
The only thing the Florida Highway Patrol cowboys care about is finding blacks in cars so they can stop them and search for drugs. Real highway safety be-damned!
and..
We should stick them in jail! Long jail sentences, no deals! MOST of these people are undereducated, under performers, takers from society who richly deserve to be removed from the same streets our kids are on and frankly the gene pool.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Nov 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
hrm
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:40 PM EST reply actions
ANIME. BAN THIS ASSHOLE.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Nope
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
DbagDtates
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
It's good to be the king
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Then Brie needs to be next year's Munn.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
CONCEDE ME THAT
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Done
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Mostly .gifs from that web series she was in about the waitress/dancer/stripper
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hot Sluts
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
awgah
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Probably double the age, too.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
i refer to talent as moving hips/ass
doubt she has more than eva/ highly doubt it / let’s ask duchovny
She looked incredible in californication or whatever that show is called
But I’ve seen her other places and she doesn’t look nearly as hot. She looks too much like her mom
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
Oh, she's Sarandon's kid with the busted grill?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I need more Angry Birds levels already
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
lol
if he has any moral fiber, he will ban his self
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Watch it bub
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm really late to this.
But ahh well.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Im going to play this game
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/11/10/marvel-brothel-x-men-sex-game
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions
(refers to bloggers by their first names)
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
What a monster
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Also *searches the archives*
Something about Vince from Filmdrunk
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t call it a comeback: @thekidpow
by PlayOnWords on Anus69, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
"from Filmdrunk"
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Yeah, but you didn't actually say that part of it
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure you're full of shit.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
As usual. *gets shotgun out*
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I can't wait until my ancestors burn your ancestors out of house and home
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
You're the one who is full of shit
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Had to have something to take up his time after Lost ended.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Better "feud": TGN1 v PoW or LBRAG v Sutt?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I think I missed what LBRAG stands for
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Legit Bitch Ryan Andrew Glass
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
That's much better
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Suck less, that's the only way you're getting a detente
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
"ral"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Post a link to it, I'll inspect and let you know
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
You would be banned for that, yes
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
It was a great book, but just so you know it has literally nothing to do with the movie
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I liked both things separately. Green Zone was a good Jason Bourne light
Imperial Life in the Emerald City is just really great hardcore reporting about the rift between the State Dept and the Defense Dept
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
I read it when it first came out, so I don't know if what has come out publicly since about the war would dull the impact of the book.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking lil sick kid on ESPN making me all sad.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
ESPN
Those like sick kid specials. Lil guy his body ages too fast or something. Playing little league.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
A girl finds she is forced to educate herself on the etiquette of wooing the opposite sex when she finally meets Mr. Right.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
A girl finds she is forced to educate herself on the etiquette of wooing the opposite sex when she finally meets Mr. Right.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Without a girl, we know that much
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Best subthread of the day
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
A girl finds she is forced to educate herself on the etiquette of wooing the opposite sex when she finally meets Mr. Right.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
the only movie you are allowed to say this about is Clueless
and thats only because Alicia owned that fucking role and was smoking hot as a teen. also early glimpse of the charm of Paul Rudd, also because it was a kind of sibling romance and perverted in that way
A girl finds she is forced to educate herself on the etiquette of wooing the opposite sex when she finally meets Mr. Right.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Mean Girls
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Funny stuff
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
see this is way more teen comedy than chick flick
maybe thats just because it has less heart than clueless /… but it also is not centered around a romance. but rather a teen finding her place
I miss that Lindsey Lohan
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ya that sibling romance thing was weird
Couldn’t they have made their characters not step brother-sister.
Paul Rudd hasn’t aged in 15 years btw. He looks exactly the same
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
The Shape Of Things will always be his best role, though I'm partial to Rachel Wiesz
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Clueless is/was great
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Your boy ANGRY TAXPAYER was on a roll last night, TGN 1
ANGRYTAXPAYER wrote:
If the students played hardball, then the teacher would have to produced evidence that the students cheated. If he or the school failed, suspended, or expelled then, the students could sued them in Florida court. DID THE STUDENTS PLAYED HARDBALL?
ANGRYTAXPAYER wrote:
I had a similar situation when I was in college. A liberal grad student teacher gave me some bad grades because she did not like my political affiliation or opinions. What was bad was that it was not even a political class. She just hated Bush. I was about to graduate, but I was willing to stay an extra semester just to sued her and the school in state court. I had plenty of evidence and in the end I prevailed.
ANGRYTAXPAYER wrote:
I don’t consider legally acquiring a publisher’s question book cheating. Why the heck was this professor using standard publisher’s questions instead of making his own? Was he not very bright or lazy?
ANGRYTAXPAYER wrote:
Why don’t they make the kids all take the exam at the same time?
tooprettyforprison wrote:
angrytaxpayer, sex with liberals is better … maybe this is why you’re so uptight. I actually do not believe most of what you say and definitely do NOT believe that a bush loather would grade you poorly because you bowed and scraped to the frat boy king. It’s just not a liberal thing to do. Now hush and go hold scott’s cape.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Nov 12, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions
I can't believe that he gave a shit about that dumb story, no taxes dollars were directly involved
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
DID THE STUDENTS PLAYED HARDBALL?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Nov 12, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Evidentially not
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
So close and yet so far.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions
Check who is in the White House, of course the communists have already won
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Defeatist.
So little backbone.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 12, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I, for one, welcome our communist overlords
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Dobbersnake gonna lose all his fun money on the O/U bet
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:22 PM EST reply actions
I see you've taken to stealing images from my favorite tumblr feed too
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Me:
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Can we just agree not to use Pulp Fiction or Wes Anderson stills to pollute this blog?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
You're an empty vessel
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
In the year 2012:
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
sorry, but that show is garbage
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
how is that show remotely funny?
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Puppys own, I want to watch a show with that puppy
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
better do her southern style while she is still attractive !
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Nov 12, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
i propose next week's ottotd's all have one universal underlying theme of rape.
things we can discuss:
rapelisberger and the nfl
kobe and white chicks
r kelly and bladder infections
when do boys start to stop looking like girls
p brady
sarah thomas and what she does with the barrel of her shotgun
This is what happens when I have to do real work, we would have easily had another 69 posts if I was here.
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 9:52 PM EST reply actions
.
"For myself, 44 minutes is too much," James (S)Andy declared. "I think Coach Spo knows that. Forty minutes for D-Wade is too much. We have to have as much energy as we can to finish games out."
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
I'm watching Westbrook for the first time, he nasty
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 12, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to earf
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
I wish the Magic would trade for Batum
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Nov 12, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Or grow a pair.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
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