11/9 OTTOTD: The Marquis de Sade is a dog.
backgrounnd: Marquis comes from the fertile mind of the late Belgian director, writer, novelist and theatrical director Roland Topor. Topor also co-wrote and designed the great French animated sf film Fantastic Planet (1973) and wrote the novel that became the basis of Roman Polanski’s marvellously paranoid The Tenant (1976). Topor can also be seen playing Renfield in Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979).
Marquis could be described as a crossbreed between Quills (2000) and Meet the Feebles (1990). It is a re-enactment – albeit a loose one – of the life of the Marquis de Sade and the French Revolution – all conducted by puppets, puppets that are decidedly less than Disney or Henson-like. The fact that one of the central characters in the film is the Marquis’s talking penis should give one an idea of where the film is centred.
the Plot:
A dog, the Marquis, has been imprisoned in The Bastille for his notoriously pornographic writings. He has conversations with Colin, his penis, who dislikes the Marquis’ writings. The rooster governor Gaetan de Preaubois discovers that the cow Justine is pregnant with the king’s child. To save the king embarrassment, de Preaubois and the Dom Pimpero conspire to have Justine placed in the Marquis’s cell where they can then claim the notoriously depraved libertine forced himself upon her. Instead, Justine is moved by the Marquis’s prose and the two fall for one another. Revolutionaries want to free the Marquis’s neighbour, the police chief Lupino who imprisoned the Marquis, and the Marquis agrees to give into the rat guard Ambert’s desire to be buggared for the good of the revolution. However, the Marquis finds difficulty persuading Colin to perform the task. At the same time, Dom Pimpero has discovered that he can make money by selling the Marquis’s pornographic writings without his knowledge, but has difficulty getting his hands on new material.
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and this gif is the source of it all
nsfw if u work for steve harvey:
http://i53.tinypic.com/4kwwph.gif
watched fantastic planet again
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Meet the Feebles wasn't as funny as it sounded.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
This many.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
COUNT IT.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Good news: my jump shot has not abandoned me after three years of disuse.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Defs, as must my cardio.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Tell me more
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Okay.
I felt like my stroke was pretty solid and my percentage was good enough for the first time back and playing on a triple fucking rim.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
when was the last time you played a legit pick-up game where you had to actually play
and against actual black guys or overly athletic whites?
Good news: my jump shot has not abandoned me after three years of disuse.
by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 7:20 AM PST reply actions
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I assumed you were asking about a time before last night.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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(s)Andy
Can you change the waiver deadline on our FFB league? They don’t unlock until Friday but there are Thurs night games starting this week.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Sure can
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Awesome, thanks
Need to drop some guys before Thurs night game starts.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
It's now set to one day instead of three
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
sounds about right
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
The copy of The Beast that I found doesn't give subs for the durka durka talk
I won’t be watching past the first 45 mins, though Stephen Baldwin is awesome
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
It's funny we he trys to be a legit actor
need to fine you a copy with subs
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
i might be wrong but the directors intent was for it not to have subs
so the viewer is just as out of it as the tank crew
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
I was kind of figuring that, but I thought the same for a bunk copy of district 9 until I found out that the theatre version had them
You can still get the gist of what’s going on.
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
that's me on my blackberry chewing gum breast feeding in central park
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
About to say, that looks horribly fake.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Nov 9, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Thankfully I sit in the back of the classroom
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Only when I wear my Wu-Tang shirt
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
So are you banking on the minor possibility that they'll bump against your crotch on the way to the bathroom at some club?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I hope you will.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
they have body guards
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
i heard kobe plays that
confirm/deny
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Why?
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
I'm very meh at COD now.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
im meh at video games in general these days
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
It will be
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Don't get "mad"
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Ugh cannot wait to pick up my copy
Too bad I have to go see GD Waiting For Superman last night, small price to pay for spreading the green gospel’s teachings to my girl.
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
lastnight=tonight
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
LeBron hopes sooner rather than later.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
what is wrong with you
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I missed the point
what was it
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
that nyc has by-far, the most beautiful women
and its not even close. someone actually mentioned “south tampa” to counter.
it's full of models and wanna be models, as well as trophy wives
who would dispute this?
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
My exact words were that I wasn't blown away by the women there and rglass and daveh went berserk.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
I will say this, the city the most amount of intelligent girls that are attractive is DC.
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
I don't care.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
What happened on your date, pup?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
what's your aim name
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
The ones I actually like, I'm not going to just tell the world about.
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Uh oh
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
what does uh oh mean?
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Don't get the reference
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
He's so ugly
but im fair-skinned and have blue eyes!
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Don't drag me into this dumassery
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
you just fell for the trap
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
lives in nyc

she likes sushi and lots of retaurants in meatpacking dis./soho/little italy.
stayed in a cottage in the Hamptons this summer with other french models
No one cares. The page is going to become ridiculous to load if you keep spamming this shit.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Finally, obummer will be exposed by the Indonesian government!
You can’t hide from your past anymore barry sorento!
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Girl in front of me is on grasscity.com
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
there's your icebreaker, make a move!
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
wear that che' smoking a joint shirt to class tomorrow
hahaha he slaughtered thousands and likes weed!
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Yep I got that shirt
That is me.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
To go with the sweet Rip City hat.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Never got that sadly.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
The BillBut jerz?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Not a jerz
just a Royals shirt. Woot
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Get her number in case I go dry
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
No problem-o big guy
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Anybody catch any of Conan last night?
I stayed awake through the Rogen interview and though it was a pretty good show for basic cable.
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST reply actions
yeah i watched some of it
just because its kinda historic… it was ok… late-night/variety shows aren’t really that funny/interesting. i only occasionally watch them for the guests
I'm the same way, I figured I'd check it out, but it's not like you can expect quality from what's essentially network tv.
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
i missed the beginning because i was watching adventure time / regular show
two cartoons that are 2 of the best shows out there right now. i think dhazebay would particularly dig “regular show”
Adult Swim?
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Hit the hay after the Magic game.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
"It comes down to heart, and your background of what type of player you are,’’ Williams said. "If you’re not a physical player, then we need to AOL download it. You need to download being physical from here on out, because we’re not going to win games if we’re not physical, plain and simple.’’
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Please tell me this was Mike Williams?
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Terrence
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
oh, that is the actual quote?
because you bolded it, i figured it was a misplace link in the article
If only there were some movement that you could've made with your mouse to detect the hidden functionality of internet text.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Android owners
Angry Birds update… NEW LEVELS
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
SHIT IS GETTING CRAZY NOW
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
WTF? I'm stuck on 6-15 or some such.
Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't make me close my office door and play AB for the rest of the day!
Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
has anyone here bought a leather jacket on ebay before?
been watching some. need a smexy jacket for nightlife in the winter months
I'm pretty sure I would never buy used leather I put on my skin
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Get a duster
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
rubbing alcohol
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
lol
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
alcolol
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Ignore it or say it is unconstitutional to pay taxes. That always works.
If I am commenting you need to hear it. Not really. www.theraysrepublic.com
Seriously, better answer and get a good accountant. This from a bad accountant.
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Move to NYC and hide in the hope chest of an adolescent ectomorph
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
lol

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
also TGN1 is terrible at fantasy football
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
bhahaha
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yup Urban Meyer is clearly leaking all of this
That completely makes sense
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
He wouldnt do that, he is Christian man who runs a clean program
24 arrests in 4 years
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
I heard he also outed Valerie Plame
Early Tuesday, Meyer emphatically denied through a University of Florida statement having any involvement. "Our entire focus right now is on preparing for our biggest game of the year against South Carolina," he said. "For anyone to think that I or anyone on our staff may have leaked information about private student records to the media doesn’t know us very well. It’s a ridiculous claim and simply not true."
Meyer also spoke with Pat Dooley of The Gainesville Sun about the both allegations. "Obviously it’s a joke," Meyer said. "I don’t know anything about anything. I heard they’ve got me meeting with the agent and all that. I never met with anybody. It’s ridiculous."
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
Auburn takes a guy who get kicked out of Florida.
I love Cam, but how dumb do you have to be to write your name on someone elses paper as they are turning them in?
Shouldn’t UF have a tutor writing these guys papers?
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
I'm pretty sure that no football players take someone else's paper as they are turning it in and cross out the other persons name
and write their name in.
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
let's pretend that top college athletes actually go to class and learn
-every retard ever that doesn’t think there should be playoffs in college football
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I had classes with a lot of the athletes at Florida
They definitely go to class. They definitely take the tests.
Now how are the tests graded I don’t know. Almost all are heavily tutored. I’m sure the tutors do end up doing some of their work. But I don’t think these guys are all receiving payments, not attending classes, and getting madeup grades.
The goal at Florida and pretty much every other school is to keep these guys eligible. They put them in easy classes and give them tons of help. They make them go to every class. It’s definitely not a free pass
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
“I’m wasting my time addressing allegations that blow my mind that they’re even out there,” Chizik said, adding that there are privacy laws, so he is not even sure how some information is available. “I’m defending something that is, quick frankly, garbage.”
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
Chizik said he doesn’t know if “there is a wizard behind the curtain,” but he is coming to the defense “of a great young man.”
“He is like our son here and I’ve got a problem with it,” Chizik said. "I’ve got a problem with it.
“Because this is pure garbage, I’m going to move on and talk about Georgia. This deserves zero of my time and I’ve already wasted four minutes talking about it.”
WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!
Do better in this OTTOTD, guys. AOL Download it if you have to.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
the victoria's secret show lineup was just announced, but you animals obviously don't like good things, so i won't bother
What will it take for you to stop?
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Shar'ff TGN1 been missing
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Hey do you guys feel like getting a headache, check out this snazz
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Boring. Take your top off.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Those are my numbers tits, they can't really look any better
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm typing up a stats report
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Just give me a sec to pull out my spreadsheet.
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
how to determine if someone is worse then hitler
One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of meassue equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman’s achievements amount to 36 microhitlers. The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows for useful unit conversions.
For Example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars. A simple unit of conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars.
It can therefore be quantitavely established wheter or not someone is “worse than hitler”. When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly, roughly equivalent to 29 milihitlers. We can now also assertain that the yankee’s will be literally worse then hitler in roughly 207k years.
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
So, even hitler himself was worth way more than one hitler?
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
did I do my math wrong?
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not history buff, but I think hitler killed more than 6*106 = 636 people
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
= 3.04x10^82
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
however, if we start over and assume a more rational
6,000,000 deaths, then we are going places.
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
218/6,000,000
=0.00036, which is 36 microhitlers.
Consider this friendly peer review, like a scientific theory. I’m on board, just helping you through the tweaks.
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
70mill total people died in ww2
that all falls on hitler
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
yes, but 6,000,000 makes your math work above.
6,000,000 * 6,900,000 = 41,400,000,000,000
and
218/6,000,000 = 36 microhitlers
It’s your convention, I’m just helping with the math.
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I started at 60mil and forgot a zero
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
fair enough!
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you meant 6*10^6 not 6*106
That fixes it but still starts with 6 million)
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
6mill is a better number, the yankees get closer to being worse then hitler faster
Plus all non chosen people aren’t human
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Estimated that 6 million jews died in the holocaust (wikipedia)
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, that's awesome Sandy.
I’ll check it out a bit later and let you know what I think. Looks pretty cool.
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by Steve Slowinski on Nov 9, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
yes but he didn't make a unit of measure today.
how many hitler units is longoria worth!
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Welp, I'm back and this thread is still gay.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
That's not being disputed here.
if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow
Comment from an article about TGH expanding it's neonatal unit.
Posted by (Ksurfiws) on 11/09/2010 at 01:29 pm.
This is where they will keep all the sick little babies that the Democrats and N.O.W. Hags wish would have just been Aborted.
Liberalism is a Culture of Death.
Sign lady must die.
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At first you laugh
and then you get depressed because you realize people are actually that dumb
Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza
liberalism is a culture of death!
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty much this.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 9, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
my mom showed me my miscarried fetus of a brother
and now I’m voting republican forever
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Just scooped Black Ops, see you guys in a month
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions
I expect a review tomorrow.
I get paid Friday and it looks like I’m going to have a little extra money.
I'm going to read a book instead of playing on gizmos
thanks
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
CC won a Gold Glove
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
more money the angels have to shell out
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Rob Neyer had a few words to say
I have to get this out of the way … Yes, Derek Jeter has just won another Gold Glove.
It’s his fifth, which means he’s now won at least four more Gold Gloves than he’s deserved. By any stretch of the fever-crazed imagination.
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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jeter won a gold glove
this year……….
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
If I get him enough awards he is sure fire first ballot!
-every northeastern sports writer
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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
He's already a sure-fire first ballot without all that stuff
Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha sandberg won't get the Cubs job, so now he is going to Phillie for their AAA position, and take over for that old man when he retires in a few years.
The cubs organization is so bad.
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