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11/9 OTTOTD: The Marquis de Sade is a dog.


backgrounnd: Marquis comes from the fertile mind of the late Belgian director, writer, novelist and theatrical director Roland Topor. Topor also co-wrote and designed the great French animated sf film Fantastic Planet (1973) and wrote the novel that became the basis of Roman Polanski’s marvellously paranoid The Tenant (1976). Topor can also be seen playing Renfield in Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979).

 

Marquis could be described as a crossbreed between Quills (2000) and Meet the Feebles (1990). It is a re-enactment – albeit a loose one – of the life of the Marquis de Sade and the French Revolution – all conducted by puppets, puppets that are decidedly less than Disney or Henson-like. The fact that one of the central characters in the film is the Marquis’s talking penis should give one an idea of where the film is centred.

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the Plot:

A dog, the Marquis, has been imprisoned in The Bastille for his notoriously pornographic writings. He has conversations with Colin, his penis, who dislikes the Marquis’ writings. The rooster governor Gaetan de Preaubois discovers that the cow Justine is pregnant with the king’s child. To save the king embarrassment, de Preaubois and the Dom Pimpero conspire to have Justine placed in the Marquis’s cell where they can then claim the notoriously depraved libertine forced himself upon her. Instead, Justine is moved by the Marquis’s prose and the two fall for one another. Revolutionaries want to free the Marquis’s neighbour, the police chief Lupino who imprisoned the Marquis, and the Marquis agrees to give into the rat guard Ambert’s desire to be buggared for the good of the revolution. However, the Marquis finds difficulty persuading Colin to perform the task. At the same time, Dom Pimpero has discovered that he can make money by selling the Marquis’s pornographic writings without his knowledge, but has difficulty getting his hands on new material.

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Meet the Feebles wasn't as funny as it sounded.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:13 AM EST reply actions  

This many.

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then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

COUNT IT.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Good news: my jump shot has not abandoned me after three years of disuse.

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then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

Defs, as must my cardio.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Tell me more

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay.

I felt like my stroke was pretty solid and my percentage was good enough for the first time back and playing on a triple fucking rim.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Good news: my jump shot has not abandoned me after three years of disuse.

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 7:20 AM PST reply actions

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I assumed you were asking about a time before last night.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

(s)Andy

Can you change the waiver deadline on our FFB league? They don’t unlock until Friday but there are Thurs night games starting this week.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Nov 9, 2010 10:31 AM EST reply actions  

Sure can

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome, thanks

Need to drop some guys before Thurs night game starts.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Nov 9, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

It's now set to one day instead of three

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

The copy of The Beast that I found doesn't give subs for the durka durka talk

I won’t be watching past the first 45 mins, though Stephen Baldwin is awesome

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

It's funny we he trys to be a legit actor

need to fine you a copy with subs

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

i might be wrong but the directors intent was for it not to have subs

so the viewer is just as out of it as the tank crew

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I was kind of figuring that, but I thought the same for a bunk copy of district 9 until I found out that the theatre version had them

You can still get the gist of what’s going on.

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Thankfully I sit in the back of the classroom

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Only when I wear my Wu-Tang shirt

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

So are you banking on the minor possibility that they'll bump against your crotch on the way to the bathroom at some club?

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

nope.

i make my own circumstances.

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope you will.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Why?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm very meh at COD now.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I get bored pretty fast anymore with games.

Hopefully this isn’t the case with black ops.

by blackraven on Nov 9, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

It will be

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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't get "mad"

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh cannot wait to pick up my copy

Too bad I have to go see GD Waiting For Superman last night, small price to pay for spreading the green gospel’s teachings to my girl.

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

lastnight=tonight

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

LeBron hopes sooner rather than later.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

lives in nyc

frequents williamsburg bars/ restaurants often

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

that nyc has by-far, the most beautiful women

and its not even close. someone actually mentioned “south tampa” to counter.

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

My exact words were that I wasn't blown away by the women there and rglass and daveh went berserk.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't care.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

What happened on your date, pup?

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh oh

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't drag me into this dumassery

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

lives in nyc

she likes sushi and lots of retaurants in meatpacking dis./soho/little italy.

stayed in a cottage in the Hamptons this summer with other french models

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

No one cares. The page is going to become ridiculous to load if you keep spamming this shit.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

This.

Fucking stop

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Girl in front of me is on grasscity.com

DHAZEBAY

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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

wear that che' smoking a joint shirt to class tomorrow

hahaha he slaughtered thousands and likes weed!

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep I got that shirt

That is me.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

To go with the sweet Rip City hat.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Never got that sadly.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

The BillBut jerz?

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Not a jerz

just a Royals shirt. Woot

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Get her number in case I go dry

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

No problem-o big guy

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Anybody catch any of Conan last night?

I stayed awake through the Rogen interview and though it was a pretty good show for basic cable.

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

yeah i watched some of it

just because its kinda historic… it was ok… late-night/variety shows aren’t really that funny/interesting. i only occasionally watch them for the guests

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm the same way, I figured I'd check it out, but it's not like you can expect quality from what's essentially network tv.

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

i missed the beginning because i was watching adventure time / regular show

two cartoons that are 2 of the best shows out there right now. i think dhazebay would particularly dig “regular show”

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Adult Swim?

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Hit the hay after the Magic game.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

"It comes down to heart, and your background of what type of player you are,’’ Williams said. "If you’re not a physical player, then we need to AOL download it. You need to download being physical from here on out, because we’re not going to win games if we’re not physical, plain and simple.’’

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:12 AM EST reply actions  

Please tell me this was Mike Williams?

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Terrence

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, that is the actual quote?

because you bolded it, i figured it was a misplace link in the article

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

If only there were some movement that you could've made with your mouse to detect the hidden functionality of internet text.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Android owners

Angry Birds update… NEW LEVELS

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

SHIT IS GETTING CRAZY NOW

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

WTF? I'm stuck on 6-15 or some such.

Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch

follow me on twitter @sternfan10

by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't make me close my office door and play AB for the rest of the day!

Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch

follow me on twitter @sternfan10

by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You suck

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

has anyone here bought a leather jacket on ebay before?

been watching some. need a smexy jacket for nightlife in the winter months

by daveh33 on Nov 9, 2010 11:17 AM EST reply actions  

Get a duster

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

rubbing alcohol

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

alcolol

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Move to NYC and hide in the hope chest of an adolescent ectomorph

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Nov 9, 2010 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

bhahaha

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza

by Sveet on Nov 9, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fox sports net reporting

Cam Newton is a Russian Spy and killed JFK

WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!

by Warde on Nov 9, 2010 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

Yup Urban Meyer is clearly leaking all of this

That completely makes sense

Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza

by Sveet on Nov 9, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard he also outed Valerie Plame
Early Tuesday, Meyer emphatically denied through a University of Florida statement having any involvement. "Our entire focus right now is on preparing for our biggest game of the year against South Carolina," he said. "For anyone to think that I or anyone on our staff may have leaked information about private student records to the media doesn’t know us very well. It’s a ridiculous claim and simply not true."

Meyer also spoke with Pat Dooley of The Gainesville Sun about the both allegations. "Obviously it’s a joke," Meyer said. "I don’t know anything about anything. I heard they’ve got me meeting with the agent and all that. I never met with anybody. It’s ridiculous."

Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza

by Sveet on Nov 9, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn takes a guy who get kicked out of Florida.

I love Cam, but how dumb do you have to be to write your name on someone elses paper as they are turning them in?

Shouldn’t UF have a tutor writing these guys papers?

Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza

by Sveet on Nov 9, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

let's pretend that top college athletes actually go to class and learn

-every retard ever that doesn’t think there should be playoffs in college football

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I had classes with a lot of the athletes at Florida

They definitely go to class. They definitely take the tests.

Now how are the tests graded I don’t know. Almost all are heavily tutored. I’m sure the tutors do end up doing some of their work. But I don’t think these guys are all receiving payments, not attending classes, and getting madeup grades.

The goal at Florida and pretty much every other school is to keep these guys eligible. They put them in easy classes and give them tons of help. They make them go to every class. It’s definitely not a free pass

Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza

by Sveet on Nov 9, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

“I’m wasting my time addressing allegations that blow my mind that they’re even out there,” Chizik said, adding that there are privacy laws, so he is not even sure how some information is available. “I’m defending something that is, quick frankly, garbage.”

WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!

by Warde on Nov 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Chizik said he doesn’t know if “there is a wizard behind the curtain,” but he is coming to the defense “of a great young man.”

“He is like our son here and I’ve got a problem with it,” Chizik said. "I’ve got a problem with it.

“Because this is pure garbage, I’m going to move on and talk about Georgia. This deserves zero of my time and I’ve already wasted four minutes talking about it.”

WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!

by Warde on Nov 9, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Do better in this OTTOTD, guys. AOL Download it if you have to.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 12:39 PM EST reply actions  

What will it take for you to stop?

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

b&

WHERE'S MY BOURBON?!

by Warde on Nov 9, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Shar'ff TGN1 been missing

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey do you guys feel like getting a headache, check out this snazz

http://dockoftherays.com/2010/11/09/a-cursory-look-at-how-evan-longoria-was-pitched-in-2010-dependent-on-batting-order-position/

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

Boring. Take your top off.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are my numbers tits, they can't really look any better

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Just give me a sec to pull out my spreadsheet.

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

how to determine if someone is worse then hitler

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of meassue equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman’s achievements amount to 36 microhitlers. The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows for useful unit conversions.

For Example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars. A simple unit of conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars.

It can therefore be quantitavely established wheter or not someone is “worse than hitler”. When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly, roughly equivalent to 29 milihitlers. We can now also assertain that the yankee’s will be literally worse then hitler in roughly 207k years.

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

So, even hitler himself was worth way more than one hitler?

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not history buff, but I think hitler killed more than 6*106 = 636 people

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

= 3.04x10^82

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

however, if we start over and assume a more rational

6,000,000 deaths, then we are going places.

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

218/6,000,000

=0.00036, which is 36 microhitlers.

Consider this friendly peer review, like a scientific theory. I’m on board, just helping you through the tweaks.

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

70mill total people died in ww2

that all falls on hitler

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, but 6,000,000 makes your math work above.

6,000,000 * 6,900,000 = 41,400,000,000,000

and

218/6,000,000 = 36 microhitlers

It’s your convention, I’m just helping with the math.

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough!

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you meant 6*10^6 not 6*106

That fixes it but still starts with 6 million)

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Estimated that 6 million jews died in the holocaust (wikipedia)

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, that's awesome Sandy.

I’ll check it out a bit later and let you know what I think. Looks pretty cool.

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by Steve Slowinski on Nov 9, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

yes but he didn't make a unit of measure today.

how many hitler units is longoria worth!

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Welp, I'm back and this thread is still gay.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

Sick burn

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Nov 9, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not being disputed here.

if you are willing to shoot a dude in the face in front of yr kids
then i have already won.
by daveh33 on Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback: @thekidpow

by PlayOnWords on Nov 9, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if I posted this

but I finally listened to Blakroc and it does rock.

by firemangreg on Nov 9, 2010 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

Comment from an article about TGH expanding it's neonatal unit.
Posted by (Ksurfiws) on 11/09/2010 at 01:29 pm.

This is where they will keep all the sick little babies that the Democrats and N.O.W. Hags wish would have just been Aborted.

Liberalism is a Culture of Death.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Nov 9, 2010 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

my mom showed me my miscarried fetus of a brother

and now I’m voting republican forever

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Just scooped Black Ops, see you guys in a month

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

I expect a review tomorrow.

I get paid Friday and it looks like I’m going to have a little extra money.

by firemangreg on Nov 9, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

CC won a Gold Glove

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

Rob Neyer had a few words to say
I have to get this out of the way … Yes, Derek Jeter has just won another Gold Glove.

It’s his fifth, which means he’s now won at least four more Gold Gloves than he’s deserved. By any stretch of the fever-crazed imagination.

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

jeter won a gold glove

this year……….

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by putupyourDUKES on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He's already a sure-fire first ballot without all that stuff

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 9, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

cha-ching

Price, Garza, Davis, Price, Garza

by Sveet on Nov 9, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

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