DRB Photo Caption Contest #1: Cody Cipriano Edition
It's been a slow day. What better time to satisfy two requests with one post: Gents, I present to you Cody Cipriano and a Photo Caption Contest. As far as I can tell these things work by the most frequently rec'd having the distinction of being the victor. Since I have no prize to give, it does not really matter how it works. Have at it!
via lh4.ggpht.com
Odds:
PlayOnWords 3-1
Suttree 5-2
Andy Hellicksonstine 4-1
kericr 5-1
Field 6-1
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Worse than BJ and Rocco combined
Cody is so lazy and tired, he incorporates the act of laying down for a nap into his throwing motion.
It's actually the weight of FreeZorilla's expectations
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Feb 1, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Heartburn hit at the worst times?
Try TUMS.
by TheRevTy on Feb 1, 2010 5:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Cody Cipriano shows the drawbacks of having an ass packed full of grit.
I miss George Steinbrenner. He was the man responsible for keeping the Yankees competitive.
by kericr on Feb 1, 2010 5:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So dissatisfied was the opposition
with Cody’s lackluster impression of a one-armed knee-boarder, they resorted to the biblical punishment of stoning; yet only baseballs were within reach.
"Why, yes, I did just punch that fly ball back into the infield.
Hit hard or I hit it back, b——es."
- the other CC
on Twitter @CubsStats23
by BWoodrum on Feb 1, 2010 6:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Cody Cipriano sends a message
to Delmon Young, letting him know it is possible to feel immediate regret after inappropriately throwing things.
"Cruisin down the street in my six-fo', Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes"

by Doug09 on Feb 1, 2010 6:30 PM EST reply actions 33 recs
Oh wow didn't notice the antenna
This picture is layered. Better upon multiple viewings.
by James Kannengieser on Feb 1, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
It's funny, but it's against the rules.
Caption the image, not Shoop it.
I miss George Steinbrenner. He was the man responsible for keeping the Yankees competitive.
Also, worst contest ever. Nobody wins.
I miss George Steinbrenner. He was the man responsible for keeping the Yankees competitive.
17 recs- Awesome.
Official head of the Eric Berry bandwagon.
Buc'em- Your source for everything buccaneer.
Damn, can this get 1,000 recs?
And if so, does MMTN win SBN?
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
by PlayOnWords on Feb 1, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How come nothing today on the BA award?
Topkin one upped you RJ
With the 3rd overall pick the Tampa Bay Bucaneers select Cody Cipriano, white quarterback
Finally a hero this market can get behind.
I'm a writer.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Feb 1, 2010 6:58 PM EST reply actions
And to think
I thought that would be Tim Tebow…
by FloridaownsFSU on Feb 1, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Cody Cipriano throws the ball in on Eddie Gaedel appreciation day.
Representin' the West Side of Mulberry!
"That's it Cody, Solidify your place as the next Jonny Gomes."
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Caught a fly ball and I
j**zed..in.. my.. pants
by James Kannengieser on Feb 1, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions
Just on my knees, practicing the ole reacharound for FreeZo
Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow
Derek Jeter just got pwnd!!!!

on Twitter @CubsStats23
by BWoodrum on Feb 1, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
You're all looking at this backwards.
Poor Cody can’t take any more of Stermondo’s cheapshots and is one liner to the throat away from sweet release.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
Cody Cipriano's promising AFL campaign was cut short when SternFan sniped him from the right field bleachers while Cody was distracted by a line drive.
Heard in the distance, “Get off my lawn!”
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
by FreeZorilla on Feb 2, 2010 5:48 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
Fundamentals?
This is the stuff Tom Emanski didn’t dare teach you. From your knees! – Cody Cipri-awesome.
Blah!
by thebaddancingraysfan on Feb 2, 2010 8:39 AM EST reply actions
Just one shot! Just one shot, kid! Just one shot!
Me babe, steppin' out
Into the night, into the light
ONE SHOT KID, ONE SHOT*
*may only be understandable to fans of the greatest sociology/anthropology project of our time.
FREE SPEACH is a myth. There is no such thing as 100% free speech. You cannot go into a movie theater and say "FIRE"!…"What? I have freedom of speach!" Bull. Doesnt work that way. Any real lawyer will tell you that.

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