DRB Caption/Shop Contest #3
It's time again to unleash your most creative caption or photoshop of this picture of Ben Zobrist mounting Carlos Gomez. Please be sure to Rec all your favorites. After the jump are the top vote getters from Contest #2. Congrats to to Hugsmuggler for a contest leading 13 Recs.
"Puttin on the Fatz"
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Feb 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST reply actions 12 recs
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Zobrist recently learned in World History of the ways the settlers
tried to seduce the natives of the New World into following the ways of Jesus.
From Yer Scurvy Dog SRQman
"While I've got you here, do you mind if I ask you a question?'
“Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?”
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Feb 24, 2010 12:08 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
"Talk scripture to me, baby."
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
Gomez: "So your wife really makes you play her song when you come up to the plate?"
Zobie: “Yeah, but have you seen her?”
Gomez: “Whup-pah”
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Feb 24, 2010 12:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Zo: Rub a little harder right there. Wait someones watching!
Carlos: Kiss me you fool!
If I am commenting you need to hear it.
"Now I want you to knee me in the face! Ben? ...Ben?"
“Shhhh, look. Pat the Bat’s polishing his wood right now.”
PAINT'd: As Navi struggled to get the ball out of his glove, Stone Cold Benzo resourcefully nailed Gomez with a THESZ PRESS, THESZ PRESS!

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by FreeZorilla on Feb 24, 2010 1:13 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Every thing that you do in MS Paint is getting a rec from me from now on.
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Feb 24, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
"I need to tag you, Carlos. I need it more than anything I've ever needed in my life."
“Rest assured, Benzo. When the Brewers play the Rays some time in the future, you will get the absolute best of Carlos Gomez.”
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
That interleague series needs to happen NAO!
One more year Brett. One more year.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Feb 24, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
BENZO 3:16 SAYS I JUST EXHIBITED GREAT RESTRAINT TO NOT SWING AT YOUR TAILING SLIDER.
Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"
I want you to feel the love of Christ deep inside of you
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
by Brickhaus on Feb 24, 2010 1:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
now thats funny!
I want to see Malcom Floyd in Pewter and Red next season!
by thedudeofdudes on Feb 24, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Having played almost every position on the field,
Zobrist thought he’d try pitching for a change.
by CBJones on Feb 24, 2010 1:57 PM EST reply actions 27 recs
Ooh
causing me to change my rec
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
You can rec more than once
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Feb 24, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Zobrist's aggressive tag at 2nd base made Gomez nervous.
But it was only after Zobrist took off his promise ring that Gomez became truly afraid…
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Feb 24, 2010 6:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Gomez: "Why are you calling me FreeZo?"
Zobrist: “Sorry it’s a habit”
From Yer Scurvy Dog SRQman
by SRQman on Feb 24, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
I know it's kind of early, but can this be the next one?

from Cubs Stats and Twitter @BradleyWoodrum
Nothing Nelly Loves more than rounding the bases.

by rglass44 on Feb 24, 2010 11:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

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