Welcome RZ to the Staff

by R.J. Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 11:00 AM EST

Quite a few of you wanted this in the Open Box thread so here we go.

For those unfamiliar with RZ, he's done his thing at the (thanks to MVN) defunct Rays Party site, Rays Prospects, his personal site, and even the FanPosts section. His skill set is unlike anything you've seen here. Check out this. And this. And of course this, for an idea of what might be coming.

Hopefully he's here for a while before a team snatches him up.

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Great to hear that!

All the best, Ricky! It was a pleasure working with u!

by BurGi on Feb 5, 2010 11:02 AM EST reply actions

Welcome RZ, been a big fan

As RJ said, you bring a very unique and valuable skillset to the team. I look forward to your contributions.

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Feb 5, 2010 11:06 AM EST reply actions

Bring on the new season , im pulling my hair out , i cant wait !!!

by wembley87 on Feb 5, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Always a bridesmaid!

What does this guy have that I don’t???

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:13 AM EST reply actions

Tits.

Also, RZ, I have a new born Colt if you’re interested… just a welcoming gift.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions

If only we could combine ourselves.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions

The colt? Or Suttree?

by R.J. Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions

More the merrier.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions

He's implying I have boobies, which is a falsehood.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions

ok

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions

Just because I was wearing a training bra....

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions

"I'm in sort of a Sinead O Connor phase right now."

-Cornelia Suttree

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions

Why don't you just go get some sun, Powder.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions

If I go outside, that puts me in the open for a Xenu attack.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions

I got to meet one of the guy's prosecuting the Scientologists and he was telling me how a couple of them broke into his house and stole his computer and rifled through all of his files and shit.

I guess what I’m saying is your lair isn’t any safer.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions

Pfft. They can find one, but they'll never find ALL OF MY HORCRUXES!

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions

Just because I roll twenties doesn't mean I understand your Harry Potter references.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions

That's obvious.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions

Jesus, don't fall off your high chair, Infanta Rex.

Speaking of rolling, my mother called me the other day to ask if she could throw away my old Star Wars table top source books.

I told her I’d call her back, which I have yet to do.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions

God...the amount of dice I have laying around is kind of embarassing.

by staplemaniac on Feb 5, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions

Left all mine with my old group back in WI.

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions

Welcome to the masthead RZ

Signature space available for rent - Got to pay the bills somehow

by Buc Wild on Feb 5, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions

Glad to be here

rzar.wordpress.com,draysbay.com

by RZ on Feb 5, 2010 11:27 AM EST reply actions

the link in your signature is messy, sweet cheeks.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions

Welcome.

You’ll make some sweet additions to the front page in season. i really look forward to it.

by rglass44 on Feb 5, 2010 11:47 AM EST reply actions

We do what we can within the budget. Obviously in our position we don't have quite the resources as a Red Sox or Yankee site

So whenever we can improve the team with a talent like RZ without exhausting all our resources, I feel it’s something we always need to do. Its that extra 2% we put in that separates us. As is the policy, further negotiations will not be discussed publicly.

www.draysbay.com, www.beyondtheboxscore.com, Twitter @trancel

by Tommy Rancel on Feb 5, 2010 12:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

lollerscates.

by rglass44 on Feb 5, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions

god I'm dumb

by rglass44 on Feb 5, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions

What age of whore did RZ demand?

We have a right to know!

Mira Sorvino...Paul Walker...T-Pain...Fall 2010...HEADSTONE MAFIA, A LOVE STORY OF REVENGE. "5/5 stars!!!" - DRB User "Andy Hellicksonstine"

by PlayOnWords on Feb 5, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions

PoW: Is it true that RZ demanded a 8 year old whore?

Trance L: No, that is absolutely not true!
PoW: Is it true that RZ demanded a whore under the age of 15?
Trance L: No comment.

by Suttree on Feb 5, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions

I'd like to add RZ is an excellent clubhouse guy

He brings a plethora of intangibles to the table. He’s a real student of the game. He also is reporting this Spring in the best shape of his life.

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Feb 5, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I heard he got lasiks.

by rglass44 on Feb 5, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions

Really?

My Blog
DRaysBay

by RZ on Feb 5, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions

I can't wait until we trade you for a reliever.

I miss George Steinbrenner. He was the man responsible for keeping the Yankees competitive.

by kericr on Feb 5, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions

God, you really fail at linking in your sig

by vivaelpujols on Feb 6, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions

I do too.

Official head of the Eric Berry bandwagon.

Buc'em- Your source for everything buccaneer.

by 4QB on Feb 6, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions

Huzzah

by vivaelpujols on Feb 5, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions

Welcome big guy

I’m a big fan and can’t wait for some of that delicious synergy I’ve heard so much about. Don’t mind these guys, Sutree was breast fed until he was 13 by POW. Tip, don’t disparage entire races of people or you will have to work without the benefit of masthead recognition.

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Feb 5, 2010 1:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions