5/16 - Mariners @ Rays Gameday Thread
by kericr on May 16, 2010 12:30 PM EDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays, May 16, 2010 1:40 PM EDT
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3 game series vs Mariners @ Tropicana Field
| Fri 05/14 | WP: Doug Fister (3 - 1) SV: David Aardsma LP: Wade Davis (3 - 3) |
3 - 4 loss |
| Sat 05/15 | WP: Rafael Soriano (2 - 0) LP: Jesus Colome (0 - 1) |
3 - 2 win |
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Seattle Mariners Sunday, May 16, 2010, 1:40 PM EDT . Game time temperature around 72 degrees. |
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This pitching match-up didn't disappoint the first time around. A random sports widget of my selection after the jump.
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interesting line-up
M’s @ Rays: Blalock debuts:
Bartlett ss
Crawford lf
Kapler rf
Longoria 3b
Aybar dh
Blalock 1b
Upton cf
Navi c
S-Rod 2b
Garza rhp
Wow. Only 3 guys in that lineup are hitting .250 and one will make his first at bats of the season.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
Just checked it. That's it.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
incidentally
Lurch is making a spot start for the O’s today
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddon pregame interview.
He says gabe will be a great setup man for longo.Feels longo will drive kapler in.
Thought you had to get on base to get driven in.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
Can't imagine a guy who got PH for late in a game out of the 9 spot ever batting 3rd the next day.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
TIME TO USE THIS!
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No more PAT-CAN'T-HIT-THAT
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions
I hope Kapler and Blalock both hit 3 homers
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 12:44 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, we're about due for a 9-homer game
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to pile on, but Kapler hitting 3rd is really bizzare
Does he have great numbers against Lee or something?
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Run differential by division
ALE: +132
ALC: -67
ALW: -65
NLE: 63
NLC: -151
NLW: 88
The Blue Jays would be in first place in both the AL & NL Central. This division is full on nasty at this poing.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah exactly, the Red Sox being in 4th isn't because they are terrible, it's because if you haven't played great then you're not even in the discussion
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
For what its worth
and admittedly given sample size very little:
Blalock is 6-14 with 2 HR 1 BB and 2 K vs Lee lifetime
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That's a bizarre line
Especially over 26 pa
by benderbrodriguez on May 16, 2010 1:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
6-13
14th PA was the BB
Others:
Pena 5-26 3 HR, 6 K 0 BB
Kapler 1-8 1BB 4 K
Navi 1-13
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David Wells is on the TBS broadcasts.
Can we trade KK for him?
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
did you just see that run by Messi on the second goal?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Unbelievable, he'll be on a dead sprint and doing things that most guys have to be stopped to do.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ridiculous
Dont know how he made that touch in full stride
by BJ the Bossman on May 16, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Moore's on 15-day DL after this injury yesterday, Josh Bard starting C for the M's.
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Favorite movie ever.
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Is Jack Wilson dead?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Did you guys hear? Cliff Lee currently has a PERFECT GAME going!!
/thoughti’dgetthatoutofthewayearly
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I never bench starting pitchers when facing the Rays
I ALWAYS bench position players.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
BEEJ WITH THE STIRRUPS!!!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously?
Does anyone have anything to back that up? I was kind of noticing it too, but figured I was making something out of nothing.
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Velocity splits by inning?
I don’t have it, but it’s definitely been true for a not insignificant percentage of his starts. I won’t say all, but his velocity has tended to increased through the course of the game.
Maybe later I'll go on brooks baseball and float through Garza's starts.
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Frankly, I don't see it
This was from my RI analysis on Garza so only includes the first 4 starts. It looks like he has more of a straight fall off, vs. the more general, buildup, peak, fall-off approach.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/SayHeyRays/FFVelocopy.jpg
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitches in order, the black vertical lines separate each game
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
Garza’s FB velo was up an average of 1.5mph in the 2nd inning
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm putting something together now that's updated and a little easier to see, should be done before the game's over
I’m curious to see how it comes out myself.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza wanted no part of him. put him on, work to the next guy
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Balls.
(get it? see what i did there?)
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Nice work.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
On a team with two real hitters in the lineup
I don’t mind working around Gutierrez there
meh
it’s kind of hard to work the count on a guy who throws strikes like Lee
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
bad bunt but speed makes people rush
by terp12 on May 16, 2010 1:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow Crawsers gift-wrapped that, thanks Lee-san
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
Nice setup
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Kap crushes lefties? That why he was batting 9th yesterday?
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
Guess that was that great setup for longo that Maddon was talking about. 9 ABs 5 Ks vs Lee.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
That was turrible.
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First AB: Unassisted walk-off triple-play-perfect-game-slam
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by Thaddeus? on May 16, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate that shit. Why doe nobody swing 3-0?
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These boots were made for BBing, not HRing
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I'll be in the clubhouse taking a nap
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OH LOOK IT'S KEN GRIF--
Jesus Didn't Tap.
by kericr on May 16, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh Rocco.
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Craw is kind of fast
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
CC is annoyed that other fielders
have gotten ‘web gems’ lately
defense measures in.. sliding catches don't hurt..
by TheBeckMan23 on May 16, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He almost over-ran it, easier to slide than slam on the brakes and pull a hammy
It’s more about how fast he is than anything.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Refer to my sig.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Blah blah blah ability.
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The Mariners offense is pathetic
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
We deserve to lose if we give up more than 2 runs to these guys
They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
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Another K from pena....
oh wait
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I don't get it
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
So you really think there is nothing to the Jaso tipping pitches thing, or just trying to perform CPR on a dead meme?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
CPR
I didn’t believe for a second he was tipping pitches. Once I saw the tape, I confirmed it.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
You're kidding right?
It’s an obvious pattern.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Except for the fact that it's wrong.
He put his hand in front on pitches in the dirt, not all breaking pitches. I call that ‘good catching’
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Believe what you want, but it seems like most people around here see it as something to watch for
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe what I saw. A couple of the people only watched about 2 minutes of that condenced game and came up with that conclusion.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
I watched the first 3 innings of that game and he does it every single time
He can get away with it, if he puts his hand behind his back on FB extremely late, but he doesn’t do that all the time and that’s when it could bite the pitcher. Especially with a guy on 2B. To completely dismiss it as if it’s malarkey seems weird to me.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You stare hard enough at anything you're gonna see what you want to see, or what that person was leading you to believe.
I think its bullshit too.
That's fine, you don't have to be so condescending to other people that are going by what they've seen.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Beejy we need you doing that more
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
Unf sometimes he has that swing that is so pretty
If he could just stop with the HR cuts
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Useless fat fuck
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I love how Fatass starting walking back to the dugout swearing to himself the moment the ball left the bat.
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Didnt look like SRod was ready for the pitch
by terp12 on May 16, 2010 2:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Lee is nasty...
He has made some mistake pitches today, and the Rays havent taken advatage. If you miss the fastball over th middle, you wont touch anything else.
You're right
It was 147, my bad
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Where is the command dude
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Sawx and Jays are both losing early, Yanks up 2-1
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'Dewayne Staats going on for 4 minutes about his son's little league team'
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It's Wheels' son. It's related.
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Yeah he's Dan Wheeler and Staats' daughter's son.
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I am not sure Barty touched the bag but alright
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You know who we haven't heard anything about yet this season? That damn battle stance guy.
good riddance.
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batting*
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Sometimes he was funny, he did a great Peña...but for the most part he was an assclown.
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Doesn't seem like he can throw the big breaker for a strike
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I agree it's not good
But being more specific provides more clues as to what’s happening and why.
Curve?
It has worked
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OK here is Garza FF velo by pitch number, note that this is not the number of FF thrown, but the number of all pitches
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
I included the linear trendline for show, but the R^2 is pretty low.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, this is the average, so if pitch 5 of every game was a FF with a distribution of 91, 92, 93, 92, 93, 94, 95
Then the value plotted would be 92.85.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Chone rhymes with phone. Not prawn. Fuck you, Figgans.
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Chone is prone when he is thrown a pitch low in the zone, hence why he has blown
And the rain in spain stays mainly in the fjords.
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Calm down Matt
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The way Garza walked off the mound, you would think he just gave up 5 runs
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i am watching on tv but also have mlb.com up
and mlb.com is reporting faster than the game is playing…….weird
It's never happened before this year.
Also of note: we haven’t seen fox trax, which has shown to be pretty comparable to gameday. My guess is there’s something wrong with the TV version right now and they’ve reverted to the hardware they used last year, which gave the indication that velocity was universally down last year.
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yeah thats the main reason i keep it on
to see how the umps are calling the game. thanks for the info
its ruining the game for me
it told me chone figgans was out before i saw it. wtf
Is staats drunk?
no strikes.
no balls, uh no walks uh
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he's still thinking about his grandson.
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hats
Those poor kids getting powder blue hats. They might as well be pink.
by terp12 on May 16, 2010 2:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Whatever works
Ugh Gabe
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Wha? Ok cool.
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That throw was out quick and garbage,
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
Ok a steal, how about a damn single, Gabe?
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Kapler has back of the infield power
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
That's if he feels like turning on one
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
One time, I want to see Evan yell "GUN KATA, BABY" after a home run.
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Really?
The character John Preston (Christian Bale) demonstrates this technique in Kurt Wimmer’s Equilibrium (2002). Wimmer made gun fu literally a martial art—"Gun Kata"—within the world of Equilibrium. Preston also has special devices mounted into his sleeves/wrists that feed the magazines smoothly into the weapon, but the gun kata itself provides him with optimum firing angles as well as defensive postures, which means he hits his targets and rarely gets hit.
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Congrats on the worst joke ever in the history of time
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Oh of course how could I forget
/fart noise
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
the physics of guns don't work that way
that movie failed
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Gameday breaks when something human happens...
Like catcher interference
yeah.. shits been down for like 5 minutes now
by TheBeckMan23 on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
of course it is
right after i was saying that it was running faster than the tv feed. i’m a fucking jinx
Why even let us bat if you're going to call that a strike
Lee is getting the Glavine treatment today
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
We are going for the record
of K’s looking with men in scoring position and 2 outs.
Free Dan Johnson!
Every answer is Longoria to all questions
Except last night.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
COOKIE
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MASH
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I JUST BANNED P BRADY FOR STUPID JOKES. DON'T FORCE ME TO WIELD THAT WRATH UPON YOU GUYS
/unbanned P Brady 3 min later
Jesus Didn't Tap.
That joke is worth at least 5 minutes.
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CATCH-22
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I was too slow to post that from my BB
by terp12 on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
At least Gabe does that well
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Zobrist would have been camped under it
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
KAPFENSE
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This guy is awesome
Getting drunk at a baseball game 3 hours before the wedding
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
His fiancee has no idea hes there.
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More strikes
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You used Mega Man Derp twice
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
JJ&E making an appearance?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn I've been wanting to see the triumphant return for some time now
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god it was Griffey
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STRIKES
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Thanks Kotchman
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I love that this outing
is with Garza having zero command of his fastball
Anybody else pretty psyched for this Magic game to start?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
Seeing how I'm not a Magic fan, the fact that I have anything more then a 'what was the score?' interest is a shock.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
I think it'll be a great game to watch even if you don't have a dog in the fight
Boston looked pretty solid against Cleveland, though it helped that Bron was just killing time until his plane to the East Coast arrived.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That's only the cause of a sore neck
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ichiro?!
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DOME'D
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Domed
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOO-
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by Thaddeus? on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
actually laughed out loud at that one
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUTS!!!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions
Blalock can actually move
Does not remind me of a former DH
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Also helps he's a LHH
With a less loopy swing
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on BJ
Navi is on deck
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Yeah, just picked him up on a fantasy team
Somehow he got his avg up into the 280s
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he got some wood on it
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions
Just got home, turned on the teevee
and I saw Aybar’s hit drop in the outfield. niiiicceeee…
We need this run! cmon guys doom that ball over the wall!
Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.
And its Navarro
Miracles can happen I guess
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hit too slow, runs too slow
So Navi of him
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ugh.
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nooooooooo
Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.
Seriously...
I know Lee is nasty, but this is embarrassing. One ball hit solid all day?
Ok Garza,command or no command, need another 0
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Navi .176 with 2 RBI.
So. I wonder who goes when Shopp comes back in a couple weeks…
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Who loves to have Shoppach back
At least he can power the ball
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Been wondering that myself
It’s been about 10 days since a good offensive day
Today they’ve had a ton of chances, but 0-8 RISP =(
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to see more RHP
Especially since Brignac and Jaso both fill me with confidence
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im still pissed about kapler batting 3rd
go away percival
Milton Bradley
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, Garza...
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Need a K here, how did he not leave the bat out there on the bunt attempt?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
He's not a professional hitter
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Dangit, let's cut down on these bloops, what the shit mang
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
Damn 7-8-9 hitters always mashing us
Last time Garza faced Lee, he went down 2-0 and we came right back with 2 of our own
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Define: everyone
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know how anybody can say it's over when Lee has pretty much had RISP in every inning pitched.
Don’t cite me on that, but I’m pretty sure it’s every inning.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
No you're correct
RISP in each inning
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Breakdown is such,
0-1, 0-2, 0-2, 0-3
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It'll happen, but we get them in RISP so that he can face a weaker hitter it seems like
everytime.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
DFA GARZA CALL UP CHAD ORVELLA
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TRADE FOR SETH MCCLUNG
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GIDP this douche
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Great job Garz
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
1-0
Some fail fense might be all we need right now
Tried that last inning but Navi
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Nice job
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At what point do we start swinging first-pitch fastball?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Lee's only thrown 17 balls so far, 4 of them on the walk to Longo in the 1st.
Geez.
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Gotta get more aggressive early in the count
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
We swung at a lot of early pitches last night
I would guess they are trying to get his pitch count up, and Lee knows it.
by terp12 on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
BRGNAC WAS SLEEPING IN THE DUGOUT CALL ESPN
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I wonder how early we can chase Lee
I need some Mariner bullpen
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I don't like Kapler leading off the 6th
He better make Lee work at least
He is Mr. Foul Ball sometimes, afterall
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And when can we get a new Leadoff hitter
He’s sub .200 in May
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Cmon Barty that should be routine
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
It's funny CC makes that routine and JB couldn't make that previous play
Funny = sad
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Welp, no Cy Young for Garza this year.
Fuckin’ failure. DFA his ass and call up Eckstrom.
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BLAME BUTCHER
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I don't really like our chances against either of them.
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We should DFA half the lineup
With Sub .300 OBP
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop fucking fouling it off and take the K already
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NAVIIIIIII
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
You know Navarro only had to slide because he froze on contact
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Nope.
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Gotta give it up for Navi on that one!
by terp12 on May 16, 2010 3:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BRAWLFENSE
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Right, we could use the runner
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Navi with the decoy, love it
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
sheesh garza
just get out of this inning already
Statts called him out too quickly
Thank Zobrist he was right
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With Lee on the mound, I would still rather see Brignac lead off here instead of Kapler
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Leadoff dinger, cmon Kappy
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
Nope
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing we got that protection for Longo, eh chaps?
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It is, but the effect manifests itself in OBP/SLG shifts
wOBA should stay fairly steady, but with a weak following hitter OBP will see an increase while SLG will decrease.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Great AB by Longo, lets see some powah
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
Yep. Kapler batting third real smart move today.
by Clearwaterburgh on May 16, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
God can we just send KK to Seattle so he can root for Lee all he wants?
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Worst idea ever
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
It's amazing how much they're struggling
They look like the Pirates out there
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
can we switch to bitching about that idiot bunt
instead of Kapler hitting 3rd?
That was fucking retarded
So Lee is at 86 pitchers and this manager hates to see his guys get to 100 and especially over
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Lee can do w/e he wants though
PC is not important
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
This is stupid. This thread is now about boobs.
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In Cleveland and Philadelphia, he would stay in
He will get pulled here
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And regardless, in the end, Blalock needs to play hero
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Cormier thinks he is supposed to fall behind 3-1 now
Someone remind him
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It is not acceptable to walk #9 with Ichiro up next. Complete failure
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not sure who I'd rather hit against...Lee at 90 pitches or Aardsma.
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Fine, he's been great lately
But I still prefer Cormier to Choate against Ichiro. Ichiro doesn’t care what arm you pitch with
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Well he is hittin .420~ vs Righties, so he is considerably worse vs Lefties.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Why bother to check readily available numbers when you can just spout emotional nonsense?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
you're completely right.
all decisions joe has made on match-ups has worked out perfectly
He's a good manager and perfect for this team.
Mistakes happen and sometimes you just get unlucky, but I’ll take him over some loud-mouthed, arrogant POS any day of the week.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No, how about Cormier doesn't pitch against righties because he's a fucking LOOGY.
THIS IS WHY I HATE THINGS. PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
Now the site leader in permabans!
touchy touchy
god forbid the existence of opposing opinions
In P Brady's day they used to put those with dissenting opinions in gas chambers
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He cries nightly to release the pressure
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo actually walked in a run
Surprising
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Rauch is ballin'.
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Don't lie to me, for real?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I nominate this for Post of the Day
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK AND YES
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow nice
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HOLY
If Rivera is gonna give up a grand slam, we can beat Lee
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2 errors and a free double with 0 outs and the rays still cant get a run.
sigh
go away percival
Insane thing is Rivera was STILL rocking the 0 ERA before this performance
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Navi knows how many outs there are. seriously.
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FLY, FLY YOUNG RAYS
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
This is the 7th
Hopes are much higher for next inning
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"I'm not sure... what's going on there."
Me neither, Dewayne. Me neither.
Annnd that happened
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Boom goes the dynamite.
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COME ON RALLY HANK
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No one should think we're getting a huge upgrade
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Public opinion "seems" that way?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
How was that a strike?
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Welcome to Tampa, BlalocKKK.
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FUCK ON MY MOTHERFUCKING BEEJUS GUN ALL YOU GODDAMN HATERS
WE SHALL OVERCOME THIS LEAD
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
BJ Upton: Fuck yourself, ump
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Great job Navi
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
Navarro doesn't even make him pitch before he fails, sigh
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oh good god PLEASE kelley shoppach get better, PLEASE
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2007?
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It was right after Gabe Kapler parted the Red Sea
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhh, yeah, sure
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
the more parsimonious explanation
is Jew joke
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he get those 2 in the same game?
Wouldn’t be surprised
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OH FUCK ME HARD THAT IS GORGEOUS
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions
PUFFY
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Garza, you sir, are off the hook
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Anyway, this will probably be Lee's last inning.
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UNO MAS POR FAVOR
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
Slim, None, or I'll break both your legs.
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He's angry he didn't get an extension
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course we're not
We’re not stupid lol
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Well he's definately gone after this year if he keeps this up. That could be Smiles money we're paying him.
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Or Gathright money
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Jaso money
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot dogs would so abundant they would become our currency.
Roughly 20 hot dogs would equal a nickel
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION!
would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Bartlett
GRR
Keep it tied please
With this manager, Lee is just about gone, maybe will try the 8th
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I only came here to post that BOSSMAN has 2 fucking doubles
but has not scored yet because fucking Dioner Navarro and Sean Rodriguez are hitting behind him.
so I guess I’m good luck or something. but still, get rid of all the mexicans on this team. and Bartlett.
YOU'S TOO LATE. RAYMONDO CYNISISM FAIL.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
You should stick around
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok so why are the Blue Jays still acting like the '27 Yankees?
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They look like the 2009 Rays
Lot of power, not much else
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We released Jeff Bennett?
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
fone?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Chone.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
ring ring ring?
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Choats looked damn good this month
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Dont know who is coming in
I was going to say I want Benoit but too many fastballs for Guiterrez
How about Wheels?
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It is Wheeler
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They should put Gabe Wheeler in
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He's he saved a plane? I'VE saved a plane. That kid's chump change.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Come on Dan, keep it tied for our precious 8th
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Only problem is Lee will pitch likely the whole 8th
His PC last 2 starts 112 & 113
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid Lee
Why does he have to be so good
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Then why is he still so good?
He needs to suck more /no homo
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MVH
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
nice camera angle there
but still, nice catch Hank
BLALOCK WAS TOTALLY WORTH EVERY PENNY!
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Blaylock's arm tats > Burrell's bitch tits
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Olivia's Munn tits > Dioner's man tits
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
gotta say
the baby blue color sucks. we need to go back to royal blue.
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I like to refer it as Royals' blue
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I just mean light blue piping intead of navy on the pants
and light blue socks. If your going to do it you have to go all the way.
Free Dan Johnson!
or alternatively
they need the matching Miami Vice white sportscoats
by AndrewTorrez on May 16, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
When do we play the Marlins?
That shit would be awesome
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
5 o clock shadows. pastel shirts, loafers, cream colored sport coats
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
When did they do Miami Vice last year?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah I remember it now
They should do something involving lumberjacks next
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
No what we need is more of everything here:
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
They've really grown on me
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a Kapler special
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
JESUS
Make him chase now
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Can I have CC - Zobrist - Longo next inning please?
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Would <3 Zobrist
He’s got the 3rd best OBP on the team right now
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wheelz = Nailz
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
STRIKE
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I felt that whiff in New Port Richey!
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And it looked so hittable
Sick pitch
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Damn that was filthy
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
His arms are the size of Lee's torso.
I don’t know why he doesn’t hit harder.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
In other news, Red Sox lost again
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Oooooooh Crawdaddy, you make my pants tight
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
CRAWFORD! I LOVE YOU MAN
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Erection acheived
Dare I say bunt?
No too dangerous, where is Zo
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Lazy
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I got his jersey for birthday last week
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PLEASE GET THE MOTHERFUCKER IN
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Wow you need a fucking fly out, thats all
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PROTECTION
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Have to put the ball in play here
How can you have any pudding if you haven`t eaten your meat? I`m still waiting...
by Barnese and Bailey Circus on May 16, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
that will do it
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by Barnese and Bailey Circus on May 16, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That'll work
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
Erection sustained
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by joeybw on May 16, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sac fly
not bad1
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Found our new 3 hole hitter methinks.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
by Warde on May 16, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This is good
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I love you 8th inning
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He wanted a bloop single
Definatley
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Trying to get people to pay attention to him again like last night
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Some great pics I just ran across
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
These need to be photoshopped together and captioned.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Holding poster board that says, "Will Do Nothing For $16 Million"
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Will Cocktease for $16 Million"
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
This might be my favorite pic of PTB I've ever seen
It’s like he’s doing his Ray Liotta impersonation
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd hit them all, but their in order of preference from L - R
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Right then left for me, don't really care for blondes honestly.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
U Mad
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I'm guessing she's the sluttiest since she knows what she looks like.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, and?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Having to do less work makes me happy
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh damn I meant Left then Right. Fuck word order.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Fine, I'd do her anyway. Still no to the blonde. Not my thing.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm sure she's devastated
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
As well she should be.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm just not as attracted to blondes as I am to brunettes.
Not saying I’d kick her out of bed, just saying I’d talk to her friend first.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
This, as hard as I can
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck this strike zone
Lock it down,Sori
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I am hoping Soriano makes that not matter
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I was thinking
Hmm high pitch don’t swing. Then the pitch was lower & it was a wtf moment
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Junior .193 Kotchman .183 Wilson .203
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by Barnese and Bailey Circus on May 16, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
Kotchman, wanna be careful with him
He can run into one
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
And Wilson can come in to throw an inning
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone know the last time a team won by having only XBH?
by germanshepard44 on May 16, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
To whoever complained about Kap batting third:
STFD.
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
It doesn't make it a good idea
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It was brilliant
No one else on this team is capable of hitting a deep flyout
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
He is still useless without CC's awesomness
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Wow it looks like it can get smacked
But they can’t touch it if they try
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yeah he's older than the simpsons
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all i saw was a sex poster
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Are you smokin yet?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow this ump has a Kotchman hard on
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tough time to get squeezed
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by Barnese and Bailey Circus on May 16, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
Wow I wonder if Navarro would have more range at SS
I want more Briggy
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Same reason they say no to Reid at SS
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I mean Pena is playing 1B
But never mentioned it
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Then where is my Brignac?!
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My god Soriano looked lazy there
“Ground ball up the middle? I’ll just trot lackadaisically away.”
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
I laughed, all he cares about is throwing extremely well from the rubber, that is it.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll laugh when he retires this dude.
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
I miss Al Reyes.
jk.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
wouldn't that have been an infield fly rule anyway?
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anyway. One out to go!
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The Mariners are pathetic, thanks for the W
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
RAYS WIN
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What just happened with the ump? Was he yelling at BJ?
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Rays 2 Cliff Lee 0
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why does this feel like a pennant run... in may?
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In the ALE
Game 1 is a pennant run
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Yanks are gonna lose! Distance, my bruthahs!
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
Twins really hate playing in NY
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
you would think they'd own there with their power lefties in that wind tunnel to right
by TheBeckMan23 on May 16, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
They have a lot of trouble holding leads
Didn’t they blow like 4 Leads there last year?
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Even ifthey blow it, it's still hilarious that Mariano gave up a Slammer
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On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
OMG playoff bball and hockey
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Better than Hedo
Can always get rid of him next year.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're gonna be a Yankee fan next year?
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by Orlando Rays on May 16, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll still cheer for him, unless he goes to the Sox
I sorta respect the Yanks. But going to Boston would just be unforgivable
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This man is a troll!
Never signed in before, first comment is today, and now he is besmirching the great name of the almighty CC??? TROLL I SAY!!!
I will....a sell out is a sell out.
Texiera, Musina, Arod…he’ll just join that company
How is that a sell out?
We can’t keep him
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
But as a baseball decision
You can understand it
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
This is stupid
In most walks of life, people take the highest paying job.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on May 16, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The best shot to have any shot to keep him is to win a ring
otherwise, it’s probably impossible
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not feeling a Red Sox attempt
But if you believe a lot of the articles about his FA-Yankees are revving up the presses for him. Which may be impossible for anyone to overcome.
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not offering 16M
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
At least not for 5+yrs
1, maybe
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by Transplanted on May 16, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be absolutely cool with a 1/16 or a 2/30
He deserves a long term at those prices.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he will, maybe he won't
Making some sort of moralistic judgment now is silly.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on May 16, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Play the Yanks out, Keyboard Cat!
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Every time I see that gif, I want to give that cat a hug.
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Must be the blue onesie
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by Orlando Rays on May 16, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Martinez just said " Texieria has driven in 20 munns this month...err 20 runs"
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
WTF? Maddon DFA'd our rally girl?!
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No way, that's awesome.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 16, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
10-8 Fish win
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by Orlando Rays on May 16, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Particularly against the Marlins
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by Orlando Rays on May 16, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot chick in Rays shirt sighter behind Todd Kalas
More at 11
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
PICS NAO
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Do we have a ball girl? I can't think of why else she'd be on the field.
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