5/18 Indians @ Rays GDT Part 2
Manifest Destiny.
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Suck on it haters
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
Frist
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey no no no
don’t say anything back about IT guys. We keep your Intertubs clean!
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People who asked what happened
ground ball bounced off the mound, going towards OF,S-Rod cuts it off
And throws a rocket to Pena for the out
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Those that missed it, I want The Rod to grow a Charlie Manson beard
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He threw like 4 pitches that inning
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
Price's last inning?
Can we please score here? Please?
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im tired of all these close games, i wish we could just blow someone out for once
for blood pressure’s sake
Huff should be done
HR’s, come on!
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I never get why guys put off having surgery when it's the offseason
I mean, as soon as JP got his contract he should have gone and gotten the surgery done. I like the guy, but this makes it look like he knew something was wrong and wanted to get paid before coming forth about it. Now he’s going to miss a full year from today, instead of December.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
New fanpost!
Opening Thoughts
by JoeMe on May 18, 2010 2:38 PM EDT 2 comments, 2 new
I’m new to this site. Any pointers?
Just wanted to throw out there a few of my thoughts on the Rays.
Sean Rod needs to make some adjustments. It drives me nuts that he always takes the first pitch. Tough to hit from behind in the count but the coaches need to take off that take sign to start every AB. Also, must he try to pull everything?
Imagine what kind of numbers Evan would have if he had any protection batting behind him.
I won’t let reason prevail – I still like Carlos. BJ I’m not so sure about. Sometimes he makes me think he doesn’t really care.
Didn’t think it would ever happen but props to ownership for owning up and pulling the plug on Pat. Here’s to hoping Hank turns out a little better.
Oh, and Benoit was awesome yesterday and Andy’s attitude doesn’t get enough credit.
The end for now.
I agree, besides...
“BJ I’m not so sure about. Sometimes he makes me think he doesn’t really care.”
Why do some folk always think this about him?
Allow me to explain:
BJ I’m not so sure about. Sometimes he makes me think he doesn’t really care.
AND
Learn the difference between opinion and fact, and make sure you present your information properly. There’s a huge difference between “I’ve met BJ Upton and I think he’s an asshole” and “BJ Upton is a cancer in the locker room.” One of these is an opinion, and the other one is an opinion presented as a fact. One of these will draw constructive criticism, and the other one will get your ass railroaded right off this site.
Sure, first fanpost is stupid, but it’s well written and isn’t really arrogant.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
Who's this doucheknob?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
Ok that was a great play by Choo
But it didn’t matter. That was no triple unless he kicked it towards the corner
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And then jogged leisurely towards it.
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Hanley Choo
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Shin-soo Ramirez
DominiKorean?
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Hey! He could of hurt Longo there!
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Kapler leaned into that
He’s awesome
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Kapler Dorn'd that one pretty good
turn and stick a limb out
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
I don't like this prediction
Make a different one
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If this is a righty and Jaso doesnt come up
I have to insult Maddon again and I don’t want to do that
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So I have Red Dead Redemption here with me
Waiting for the game to end to pop it in the ole 360. Anyone else play it yet?
it got a 9.7 from ign.com... thats a pretty good sign
by TheBeckMan23 on May 18, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So did GTA4
I would take it with a grain of salt
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
You didn't like it?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't worth more than 8/10 at best
San Andreas was the best of the series, and it didn’t come close to that greatness.
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
I beat San Andreas without using one cheat code, I enjoyed what I played of 4, but it got old pretty quick
The online stuff was kinda cool when it first came out.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Online is my favorite part
I love shooting rockets at my teammates in Team Deathmatch. Never gets old.
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
Madden consistently is in the 9.0 range and it blows balls.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
A righty and Navi is up
HBP again plz
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I mean it is called the Cleveland Steamer
So it would be appropriate.
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Man this team loves to bunt.
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No double play!
Get him in Puffy!
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Ok Brignac!
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This guy looks like he throws some wild pitches
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you want Reid
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
RBIEID
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
Reid!
Make yourself useful and get him in, Barty
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even mlb.com is making fun of our poor offence.
1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.
Dying Quail!
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I LOVE BLOOPERS!
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Wooooo MVB
IF HE WASN’T BATTING LEADOFF HE WOULDN’T HAVE JUST DONE THATZ2!!
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
KK just said with a straight face
“You would rather see that than a guy watching a third strike.”
Umm you think
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Maddenesque
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THE TEAM THAT SCORES THE MOST RUNS USUALLY WINS THE GAME
"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels
Crowe is not a good CFer, not quite Bill Hall, but he's not good
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSS
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LONGO
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Ohhhhhhh Longo, you are so great, you have awesome hair, I hate my dad too
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
are you blushing?!
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I know you aren't getting my letters, because i know you would write back
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
be careful
have you seen that lower lip of his?
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
We haven't had an inning like this in so long
This just feels so good to watch
by benderbrodriguez on May 18, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
triplegasm
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if he leads off he won't get the RBIs
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.....Too soon?
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okay as a student of history i'm thinking this isn't that funny.
Andrew Jackson is roasting in hell for that one.
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But livin large on the 20 dollar bill!
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Umm no,
Andrew Jackson was the greatest president this country ever had.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
RONALD REAGAN
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, if you're a 1%er
I am not
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Teddy Roosevelt would win a wrestling match with Jackson
it’d be a battle lasting seven days, but Teddy would win!
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TR is probably my second favorite
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
CAPS LOCK MAKES IT FUNNY
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
CAPS LOCK makes it LOUD
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Why? Did he make...reservations?
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by IntrepidX on May 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
TILL NEXT TIME
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
I was at a casino in northern Wisconsin
sitting at a bar and ordered another beer by saying “I’ll take another one chief!”
He looked at me with the death stare which made me realize what I said. I call most bartenders chief.
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW AWESOME STORY CAN YOU TELL IT AGAIN
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't recall telling that story before...
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
All my bartenders are female because I don't go to gaybars.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I still call them chief
Because I believe women should be treated equal
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why do I bother...?
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Finally broke through! Offense!!!
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
bout time he had one!
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too early to tell
Longo is in the top 5 for discussion, but we need to see more RBIs
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I'd say Under
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you're objecting to more Longo RBI?
what’s wrong with you?
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I want more RBIs
I wanna see more runs dammit!
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facts suck
and statistics are like facts that are good at math
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Everything you type is hilarious
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Under
To early in the season for anyone to be better than 3/1
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Too
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
U
Dude’s BABIP is 363 and the voters don’t know how good his defense is
by benderbrodriguez on May 18, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a witness
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
We are all witness.
To Cleveland’s repeated failures.
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Wheels threw a strike!!!
:-D
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let's not get sloppy here Rays
just ‘cause we got a 4-run lead doesn’t mean you should slack off. Moar strikes!
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"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Scalp 'em!
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guys i'm eating all-organic cheesecake right now
and guess how many band-aids are currently on my body
over/under?
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Probably just one over your gaping vagina
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe I just the whole thing, THE WHOLE THING
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I NEED VERBS
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I YOU GUYS
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I just mowed the yard in record time to come back in and watch the game.
15 minutes when it normally takes 45… not sure how I did it.
Heres to not passing out
Drinking beer during always slows me down
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
If Choate gets Choo, then it looks like Balfour will pitch the 8th. Sonny the 9th with a 4 run lead?
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
Bayern is going to run away with that game.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
I always root for the German team, even if I know nothing about them and haven't seen them play
Just like I have Schweinsteiger netting 12 goals in this WC. Greatest name ever.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Thomas Hitzlsperger has the best name
Plus, practically every goal he scores is from about 30 yards out.
by Concretepiggy on May 18, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That ain't got shitler on on Sebastian Schweinsteiger
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing there
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't do it, it's the new Lemon Party
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Or you could just tell me since it's pulling a bunch of job openings.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to know, I put up a $50 prize for whoever gets the most points in ESPN's World Cup bracket
It would be nice to win it.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Diplo and Robyn - Dancehall Queen [2010] - [MP3 / 320 / WEB]
I don’t know if I want this.
Now the site leader in permabans!
is that any relation to
Wang Chung’s “Dance Hall Days”?
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Flipping awesome.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
Let's give them all a break, guys.
They’re too stressed out about LeBron’s possible departure to catch routine fly balls.
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The rays are such a bad offensive team
time to call duemig about this mess
1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.
Have the Rays had a 30/30 guy?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
30 walks and 30 stolen bases?
yeah, a few of those
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
If Upton got some pop back, he'd be a likely candidate.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Upton + Longo
could collectively go 60/60, but I imagine that would be 50/5 for Longo and 10/55 for BJ
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ got a friendly call
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
Could Navi have a 2 hit game????
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
All that is would cease to be.
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Hey didn't he have one wayyyyy back on opening day?
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WHOAAAAAA
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Oh man I thought he did it!
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Zobrist
Is it just me or is Zobrist quietly doing very good?
HE CAN DO GOODER!
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. Just not hitting it out of the park
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
He's not doing all that good, his wOBA is below league average, though his defense at multiple positions has been fine
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Calling his defense fine is as big a misrepresention than his offense being good
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Do you want me to jump out of my seat, I've seen him take a couple of bad routes in RF
And he hasn’t been flawless at 2B
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Zips ROS has him at a .342 wOBA at the end of the year, is this good?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It's avgish, but fine indicate avg defense
His UZR/150 at both 2B and OF is gold glove material
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Are you really going to rely on that at this point in the season?
5<x<10 with the glove and +5 with the bat is a good player, not sure why you’re jocking my shit over some word choice. Fine=good=satisfactory, I expect him to be good, I want him to be great.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
When combined with last year, sure
I want him to be great at the plate too and have faith that he will at least be quite good. You were jocking the other guy about his offense, it works both ways. .340 wOBA is fine, good, satisfactory.
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Not sure what you're talking about, he's currently at a .324 wOBA that is below league average
which is what I said. Not good, fine or satisfactory, below league average.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
His OPS is under .700 on the year
under .700 over the last month
and
under .700 over the last week.
He’s not doing good
Free Dan Johnson!
So much for that
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Yes my son?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
jesus can you get me a new girlfriend that looks like kat dennings?
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Fat it is.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Also comes with man face.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
hey there's nothing wrong with her face either
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Who is that?
Was she on some 90’s sitcom?
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SHE UGLY
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so are adam's apples?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No it isn't, and I know that.
Unfortunately, I was trying to make a joke where the comment made me look like a high-confused girl.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
Understated but agreed.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
When she's all goth'd up
I want to penetrate her soul over and over again.
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Not exactly a quality AB
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
JB did it with 2 out last time
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
bases loaded for bartlett
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Upton should have done a high jump
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
um, shouldn't that have gone out past the shortstop?
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Don;t think he ever touched him.... might have been a blown call
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
We've had our share go our way, though.
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They're making up for last night
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Wow...missed him by a foot!
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
maddon is an asshole
vote for daveh for manager if you never want to see Navarro ever again [cept at taco bell], and if you never want to see bartlett hit lead-off ever again
Details for us without TV coverage?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Ump called BJ out at the plate
even though the catcher missed him by a foot. Ump had a terrible angle.
Little nubber in front of the plate, Upton was running forced,
cather basically held the ball with a bare hand and shielded his had with the glove and attempted to touch BJ and never did.
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I hate madden
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maddonsucks.com might be more accommodating to you guys
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
They should maddyn next year
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Aussie is a demi-god at this point
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
get a new fantasy team
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17,093 is the attendance number for today
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
well for a weekday afternoon game that's not bad
school’s still in session, yeah?
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Pretty dang good, this would be a <11K crowd last year
and 0 in 2006
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
By last year you mean April.
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Next person to post a pic of Kat Jennings in anything other then a mock turtleneck and a skirt that goes around the ankles gets a copy of the home game.
Jesus Didn't Tap.
.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and this doesn't get deleted?
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All he needs is a lady with no rules....just royt
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Upton NOOOOOOOOO
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Don't take a piss, mate.
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megan fox is pretty great
when she doesn’t tweez the hell out of her eyebrows, and isn’t covered in bad makeup and fake-tan, and when she is wearing glasses.

Hello Kitty key opens her box
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Also when you can't see her thumbs
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and also
she has the first seventeen codicils of the Magna Carta tattooed across her side
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually it's a line from Renaissance composer John Dowland's Lute piece, "Mistress White's Thing"
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She's surprisingly endearing when her mouth isn't all slack-jawed
GothDennings pwns this particular pic though
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I take it all back about Balf
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
Should Sonny get loose?
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I just want to scream at him
SHUT UP YOU GERIATRIC FUCK.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Benoit is loosening up
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I hope that's a joke
because I would kind of like not to destroy our secret weapon after 1 game
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BILLY BALLFOUR HERE SAYING THAT IF YOU WANT TO WALK AWAY THOSE STAINS YOU NEED TO WALK ON DOWN AND GET SOME WALKAWAY
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit on the reply fail to dave h above
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Got a nice call there
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it was in.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
or away
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
I'm thinking S-Rod in 2011, then Matt Sweeney in 2012
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe I'm too pessimistic on Cubans
but Anderson looks like a bench player to me
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do people keep forgetting that he can play all 3 OF positions as well?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Deezy, Beej, Joyce, Leslie, Zobrist
Sounds pretty good to me.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This is real talent

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
She looks like my friend Lisa with bigger chesticles
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone seen Sullenburger lately?
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I'd give her a ten if she had a bag over her head,
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You lie
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Eva La Rue is hot all the time.
Makeup or no makeup.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
not talented at putting on makeup
it always kills my boner when chicks know less about makeup/eyeshawdow than I do. i’m sorry
Sorry
had to even the thread out with all the dogs daveh was posting.
"I think we should put this guy on blast and let all the guys around town know to make sure you don’t leave your GFs around Evan Longoria while he’s in town because he has no class or respect for other men."
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and if you are reffering to the models i posted in yesterday's ottotd
then i just feel bad for u, son
I though that was you posting that other chick with the ski slope on her face.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hey they're still clothed
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Hey man, mellow out and check out this hottie

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that's kat dennings?!
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I am offended by your depiction of The Prophet
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just to let you know, getting mauled by a bear whilst high on pot still allows for workers' comp
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/05/stoner-attacked-by-bear.html
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Nobody score so we can bring in Sori...
Ninja turtle time
Need to rest him for the NY series starting tomorrow
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Need to win at least one.
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
Maddon's calling to the bullpen on his bananaphone
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Could happen
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
A meteor could also crash through the roof carrying an Alf, the lovable alien.
But it’s highly unlikely.
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facing the sun? don't think a meteor would strike in this direction
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As I said....
…all things that are highly unlikely.
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z=3x+4y
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okay if no kat dennings photos allowed... how about winona ryder?
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who?
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how about both?
no, that’s too easy…
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That pitch looked low and inside.
z
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
It was.... only threw one strike entire AB
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Just another of the millions of reasons we need Robot Ump.
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Robo Ump eats foxtrax for breakfast.
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Robo ump looks incredible
WTF is that thing on the left, though?
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Z=3runs+4awesomes
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This is great.
raysprospects.com is sooo much better then this site. to many haters with horrible sense and knowledge of baseball on draysbay.com.
by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Woo!
TRancel
Good injury news for #Rays. Matt Joyce is joining Port Charlotte for rehab assignment.
Now the site leader in permabans!
Is this the broad from Die Antwoord?
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Los getting warmer?
My O's fan buddy laughed at me when I said the Rays were a 90-win team on opening day. He's right, they're looking more like a 105-win team.
hopefully more focused
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I do believe we're seeing an increase in %smile
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Even at 22 I feel bad enjoying them too much.
Some of them look barely over 16. Which is legal in Florida, but that doesn’t make it right.
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I want to all of them so bad.
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Can someone ask Bobby Fenton on the next podcast
Why he hates the Ray team?
I like the Ray team
Free Dan Johnson!
Why would it be wrong?
My goal in life is to become a Sugar Daddy
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Only legal if you are under 24
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm 19 and feel the same way
Some times I’m worried the feelings will be this way when I’m 30 or 40, pretty creep then… not so bad now.
uh
the girl in the top right looks to be about 9
by AndrewTorrez on May 18, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
2nd from the left in the back
JIMP
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She looks good, but I guarantee the dark haired girl on her left is a lot more fun
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa bottom left mongoloid might just eat your soul
Bottom right and the two back-middle all would be fun
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
bottom right is the best one FTW
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on May 18, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I like your shades and that you can't look her in the eye
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The one on the near end looks great here
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
was that carlos's second oppo field hit today?
if so, that’s incredibly encouraging
Sniffing the Bartlett glue since 2008 ...
Sonny is looking baffling
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
yeah but this is the 9th
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Is KK giving away our signals?
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Hey Cleveland here comes the deuce
and when you speak of me, speak well
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Looks like Sonny will be able to close it
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I don't like this matchup, Choo should eat Sonny alive
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
worked out
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GAME OVER MAN, SWEEEEEEEEEPPPPP
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
PUT IT ON THE BOARD
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 18, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
SWEEEEEEEEEP
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okay more pictures of kat dennings!
…what you mean, no?
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I thought that baseball was a game of inches
WHAT A PUNK!!!
victory jpegs!
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Good to see that 18000 people showed up on a Monday at 1 PM in a spring game against the Indians
It’s inspiring to see
by benderbrodriguez on May 18, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously. It makes me very happy.
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Yeah, last night's numbers were really good too.
Really encouraging to see, unless there’s some giant Cleveland fanbase here that I don’t know about.

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