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Sox @ Rays

Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays, May 26, 2010 7:10 PM EDT


 


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Mon 05/24 WP: Clay Buchholz (6 - 3)
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No Run Support: James Shields (5 - 2)
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Boston Red Sox
@ Tampa Bay Rays

Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:10 PM EDT
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John Lackey vs Matt Garza

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Swept boston in boston

and swept at home by boston.

UUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't wait to see the magic bounced out of the playoffs

and the rays put in their place on the same night.

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the two is always going to happen

Magic Win- Rays Lose
Rays Win- Magic Lose.

I don't have a Sig!

by 4QB on May 26, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lackey gonna shut us down tonight.

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I make alt accounts to troll myself.

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm Aesop Rock reference... hmmmm...

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh, grownup talk

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, to a lesser extent, when Blockhead stopped producing.

Aesop is still good obviously.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soul Position is good.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is getting too white for my tastes

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

TV On The Radio, please

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 good songs.

Wash the Day
Tonight
Wolf Like Me
Shout Me Out
Make Love All Night Long

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

6

Blues From Down Here

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why you're the best

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN AMERICAN ALBUM HAVE YOU!!!!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are involved in agriculture, so I had my suspicions

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I make money without having to do back-breaking labor

That’s at least one check mark under the “white” category

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luckily I have a full accounting of your finances

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rays need to win tonight.

I have a real problem of taking losses as a personal affront.

by ega05me on May 26, 2010 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Major Lazer and La Roux released a mixtape collaboration today.

Thus, the rays will win.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

oh shit

has eric wareheim directed a music video yet?

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I'm assuming its coming.

It features the best use of a gucci mane song I’ve heard.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just got released!

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, this.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Website Wednesday

Kevin Kennedy can suck on both of my balls

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Various internet chatter also thinks Longo has a small dick.

I haven’t seen the picture. IF IT’S UNIMPRESSIVE, IT’S PROBABLY HIS.

Man, Various Internet Chatter would hate me so much if I revealed its identity.

by Suttree on May 26, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garza will do fine tonight.

As long as he pitches inside and high to munchkin.lol

by Landlord on May 26, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl

Well Rafael Soriano and Joquain Benoit is very nice also.

by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No chatspeak.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excepting Aybar obviously

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facts are facts but Marco Scutaro is an agent of communist venezuela

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that was Willem Dafoe

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, really!?!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

*reports that on Tampabay.com (check it out!)*

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever met the editor for that Creative Loafing jizz rag?

YOU’RE 60 SOME YEARS OLD, STOP WEARING BLACK KEYS SHIRTS AND KHAKIS.

by Suttree on May 26, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

*is the lead singer of Car Bomb Drivers*

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are made out of garbage

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facts are facts

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, shit.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Not cool

Well Rafael Soriano and Joquain Benoit is very nice also.

by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Both did a ton of coke, sooooooo

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool reference, bro.

raysprospects.com is sooo much better then this site. to many haters with horrible sense and knowledge of baseball on draysbay.com.

by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rawkus

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't want to make sense at all.

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by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe try answering a text or a phone call every once in a while.

raysprospects.com is sooo much better then this site. to many haters with horrible sense and knowledge of baseball on draysbay.com.

by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

/butthurt

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cable is the Sandman of the Liefieldverse

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Didn't think Jaso saw that one at all

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop letting this washed up fucker kill us again please

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a new device for tonight, seeing as everything failed me last night.

Tonight we see the debut of the Rally Pimp

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I can already tell that someone is going to ruin this by posting garbage, so just leave it to me k?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

k

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have some themes in mind

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I see no problem with it, provided that Rally Pimp is not criticizing the moderation here.

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by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

b&

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the last we'll be seing of mr PoW for a loooooooong time

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good riddance if you ask me

::looks over shoulder to make sure he’s gone::

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO

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by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF MY TRAP

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cranky.

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by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy's approved list of cougar bars:

1) Applebees
2) Chilis
3) TGI Fridays

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gave away a $25 gift card to Chilis that someone gave me for my bday

I wake up, piss excellence, and hate Chilis, Applebees, all that jazz

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone gave you a gift cert to Chili's for your birthday.

What does that say about you

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only go to the movie theaters to give myself popcorn handjobs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Davidson would of called that a strike

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp, I'm going to guess this games is terrible

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

NO HITTER INTACT

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

othankgod

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HUZZAH!

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor man's RJ Anderson.

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by Still the Devil Rays on May 17, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

by PlayOnWords on May 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay.

Pimping John Jaso Since 2007

by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to walk up to John Lackey and say,

“Here’s a quarter, why don’t you go down to the pet store and buy a rat to gnaw that thing off of your face.”

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You won't do it though, because you're scared

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Haha yeah right pussy, how much can you bench

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four

Dozen

POUNDS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been known to "slam a stack" every now and again

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

IHOP'd

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rats are a quarter now!?

Damn the economy is really hitting everyone hard.

by Doug09 on May 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait what

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samwise aka Cornelious aka Pete

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish you shared ability to be funny

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

:O

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

[y]

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't blaspheme

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OMG he's horrible for only have 8 pitch at bat

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if you're willfully ignoring my burn on you or if you just aren't seeing it

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OMG I'm horrible for only have grammar joke

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are the Prissy One IRL

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm The Diva bitch

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

reface.me

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I'm the annoying one.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE!

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I got this hotty all lined up there Jack-o

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is this the 5th straight day we've got RISP in the 1st? since NY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm...hey guys, I just thought of something

Is this the fifth straight day we’ve got RISP in the first? since NY, I mean.

by pudieron89 on May 26, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT IT HARDER JASO.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

IM GOING TO DRINK COUGH SYRUP AND SHUT DOWN THE RAYS ---

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Red Sox

Well Rafael Soriano and Joquain Benoit is very nice also.

by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

not well

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means, so I'm going to take it as an insult

FUCK YOU TOO PETE “WILL DO ANYTHING FOR CAKE” SUTTREE

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha you're both so avant garde, it could work!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

PoW as Artie

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He's fat.

Pimping John Jaso Since 2007

by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but,

unless he was hanging out with the crocodile hunter I doubt there was a knife laying around long enough to pierce his heart.

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His snaggletooth?

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Crocodile Dundee.

Not the crocodile hunter.

Damn, I am pretty dumb.

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by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

His snaggletooth?

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're just as enjoyable to watch too

(not enjoyable to watch)

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Also, people are really dumb
Why did Col. Fitts kiss Mr. Lester in ‘American Beauty’? I couldnot find an answer anywhere. Please reply soon?
All the references are from the movie ‘American Beauty’. Col. Fitts is the father of the young man Ricky (the camcorder fanatic) who mistakenly suspects his son to be a gay. After throwing his son out of his house, he goes to Lester Burnham (the central character of the movie – the man in the mid-life crisis who gets seduced by his daughter’s friend), breaks into tears and hugs Mr. Lester. Then he kisses Mr. Lester who replies, “You have the wrong idea”. He then walks back shamed and broken. I want to ask why did he kiss Lester? He seemed to hate his two neighbours who were gays and now he himself kisses another man and that too Mr. Lester who according to him has an affair with his son. Please, reply this is all too confusing for me. Overall the film is good.
1 year ago

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081214043422AA5yP8l

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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Aw God.

I’ve had this conversation before. More than once. In real life.

It’s amazing how many people couldn’t grasp the ending of that movie.

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by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS NOT EVEN A METAPHOR

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The Marine Corps is the boy kissingest branch of the military

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Navy?

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The Marine Corps is the boy kissingest branch of the military

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He hides it very well though

Until this

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Masterful Monologue, Man!

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No, server issues.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I asked this yesterday, and I'm asking it again

Why would you ever give Adrian Beltre a fastball? The guy cannot hit a breaking pitch.

Hello.

by killa3312 on May 26, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm serious

You guys disagree with my assessment? have you not watched Adrian Beltre the last few years?

Hello.

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I get angry at dumb people.

Or people talking to me like I’m dumb.

So probably me.

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by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang.

Brutal.

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by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incredibly, they were asking about you on OTM when I was there for a minute yesterday

I think someone wished you well with your bowel problems, I didn’t get it either

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Haha, Nuh uh.

I’ll have to check that out.

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I was talking about the giant shit I took

and I don’t think they understood how I put it.

Not that that’s surprising.

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by Vin on May 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FERARRI F-50

He’s got a lot of livin to do before he dies and he ain’t got time to waste

by Acadien on May 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed at this picture

until I realized he’s on his fucking BUS. His BUS has marble window treatments.

He can probably afford a lot of blow.

by Acadien on May 26, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least

there is no need to worry about being no-hit tonight…whew

by Clearwaterburgh on May 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I have been. They are bad. I can lease you space in their corporate headquarters if you want

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Done. I will take my commission in brew dogs and wings!

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How much?

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Probably about $15 psf

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Done

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Indeed it is

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SOLD

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I'll take 10.

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Failed the credit check, sorry

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LETS GO TO BEEFS

/tilts cap to the side
//date rapes a girl

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You've been iced bro

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prefer oboobigins

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Well obvi, but sometimes The Big Dog isn't there and you gotta hit up other places

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I'm wherever the big dog is broadcasting from

he gives me insider tips off air.

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

a few more wins and im in the black

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I have a good feeling about Alcorn State's run defense

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I don't know

tulane might run all over them.

10gs on the over!

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

I MEAN UNDER FUUUUUCCCCKK

/murders family then self

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Ok, but im going to parlay that with Donkey Snot Face in the 4th at Saratoga

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Blalock!

Don’t suck, Pena.

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job

Now don’t suck, Puffy

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

RISP!

time to get some outs.

by pudieron89 on May 26, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

"You don't want a computerized system"

-KK

Umm, yes we do

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Beltre can play some D

but it works

come on Reid!

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Great

give away outs when your offense sucks.

by Clearwaterburgh on May 26, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh, I'm cool with it.

Sean Rod’s sucked with the bat.

by Suttree on May 26, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

RISP contact !

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

GETTING THE MAN IN

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Adequate!

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Runs! Yay!

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by Vin on May 26, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

"That's execution baseball, Dewayne, right there."

How else can you turn back-to-back hits with no outs into one run?

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The justices will confer using high-speed telepathy.

By a vote of 7-2, we declare polygamy legal in a rare “double whammy” decision.

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I think my girl will buy that

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

a run? seem to recall those

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The pride of boston will take the lead back

The sheer will power of their fan base will allow their teams to win.

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We stood out there and WILLED Roberts to take that base!

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Car Bomb Drivers

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Who?

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Publishers of Creative Loafing

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garbage

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

*pretends he didnt go to punk rock shows from 94-96

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Green Day isn't punk.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

no I died my hair orange, hung out at the state theater

and slept with questionable girls with daddy issues

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a great place to see such acts as

mustard plug

To be honest I just wanted to bang punk rock girls.

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't

That was probably that tour with Buck O’Nine or Reel Big Fish, WTF was I thinking back then

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEP

I went to that

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im 30

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of my 30 year old friends are starting to get pretty bummed about it

Keep your chin up tiger, you’re not, uhh, umm old.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

having a mid life

Please call me j slice the radical watermelon from now on

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radical, dude.

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Who or Who?

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Haha ya'll some fags

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I'll admit to that. I am not proud about my punk rock days.

Listen thor was fun to hang out with.

Or at least i thought he was. I was stoned as hell back then.

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only time I ever went to Thor's house was when he had Wesley Willis sleeping there for a week.

It was awesome to see needles and H everywhere

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then wesley willis died

100 percent sure thor did it

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is for real.

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I should say "was" awesome

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was paid a sandwich for his first 5 records

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100's more where that came from

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen

I was in with the TB punk scene.

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that works better

local punk is the worst punk

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, more like all year

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dropped Billingsley,

of course it comes back to bit me.

I don't have a Sig!

by 4QB on May 26, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you do that?

My stopper (Jaime Garcia) is in today

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John Ely is a beast.

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Shhhh, grown up talk

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Apparently I have the voice of a 25 year old.

   - Per some 15 year old girl.

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This was in irl.

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by irl he means on his wow clans vent server

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Vent?

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Whatever, come on Barty

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Glue a mustache to the small of PoW's back and make him whimper Man Eater, problem solved

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That's what happens when you choose the ballet over him

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Well, now that you've ditched that zero, I'll be in my office

(my office is in the bathroom of The Alibi)

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Regarding this exact sentence, stay tuned for the Youtube of The Week tonight

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What goes on at The Alibi, stays at The Alibi

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My god! You've just discovered Amazon Fresh!

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*drinks beer ordered from amazon fresh

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*drinks antifreeze, wants it all to end*

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wtf Garza

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

YOUTUBE OF THE WEEK POSTED

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Let the defense help you Matt

sheesh

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EDLOSE JACKSUCK

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He just threw another fast ball to Beltre

and again

Come on Garza

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Beltre can hit offspeed afterall

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

So killa...

you were saying about breaking stuff to Beltre? Fuck you.

by pudieron89 on May 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He can hit it if you float over the plate

Anyone who has ever watched Beltre knows he can’t hit offspeed for shit. One hanging breaker doesn’t change my opinion on that.

Hello.

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Beltre can come back to reality now

He is nowhere near this good a hitter.

Hello.

by killa3312 on May 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when Garza could get an out?

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Shields seems to think it's ok to get swept

“So what if we get swept, we move on to the next series” That was last night too

by raysrule44 on May 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Id say the rays little period of being red hot is long gone

Really its 6 straight sub par games

Longo, Freeman, and Stamkos..providing Bay area fans with a bright future

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Took two of three in Houston

Swept the Yankees.

Wins are wins.

"i shovel ppls stuff 4 money but da mexicans r fierce competitioin."

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Lackey on the mound gives me hope

Now, seriously, it’s time to fucking score already.

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this has been a terrible week....

Red Sox need to go down next series

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This is me IRL:

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Close, but tolerable

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious question

why aren’t we running more on the fucking Red Sox?

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Gotta get on base to run

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Tampuh bay rways

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We don't tolerate racism here

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, forget Houston

Lead off doubles are still a good thing

come on guys

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way, I like the edited GDT widget

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on May 26, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Well well well, look who decided to show up *spins chain around*

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BUUUCCCCC "EMMMMMMM COME OUT AND PLAAAYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAY

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/clanks bottles.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

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Perfecto

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS

I’M ROOTING FOR NYY NOW. IF THIS TEAM IS GOIGN TO QUIT THEY DON’T DESERVE MY SUPPORT

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by acablue on May 26, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NO HEART

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The fuck

Here we go again

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on home boy

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These aren't working

All your research down the drain

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I know, awful

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Schlongoria

Longo, Freeman, and Stamkos..providing Bay area fans with a bright future

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He's insanely streaky

When he’s hot, he’s as good as anyone in the game. When he slumps, it’s unbearably painful to watch.

Hello.

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Come on Blalock

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Hump Day.... Hump My Mouth - w4m - 43 (Tampa)

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We suck again

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I am hoping to make some friends that have common needs and desires as mine in private and out. I do possess a wild interest in sex, but not in to suffering in the least. I by no means do anything whatsoever that I'm not good with.

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this team is garbage.

it was nice to see our pitchers overachieve for a few months I guess

by Cornish on May 26, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Truer words have never been spoken.

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by acablue on May 26, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon...

Rays took 4 from the Sox

by td32 on May 26, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, we're not on pace for 120 wins anymore

GARBAGE TEAM

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By teams that they swept on the road

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This really sucks...

Cause the Rays had an opp to really push the Sox out of the race, and instead shit the bed.

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Haha, really?

In May?

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11.5 back with only 120 to play!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one is out of it in May

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Except the Orioles.

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No team of major league baseball players are out of it in May

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be tough, but to expect us to sweep good teams every series is insane

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Duemig_Cocksock

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well are you happy to see

This shit offense and the pitching finally come down to earth?

I’m fucking scared that this team is ready for a crash, and they aren’t doing a lot to allay those fears. Garza looked like shit (looks still – not sure I even want to watch anymore). The Yanl-offs are nstillplaying hot, Boston is getting hot.

And we are freaking happy as a pig in shit when we get a guy in from 3rd with 1 out half the time.

Get real – this is not a good situation.

OH fuck it – you guys know ball far better than I do. I’m a duouche

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Have a take, don't suck, your you'll get run

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What is a Yanl-off

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're playing badly right now, but as much as we were outperforming our projections we are now underperforming

This team is neither as good as it was, nor as bad as it is, so quit your fucking crying and be a real fan. Cities that got a football team before a baseball team are full of fucking morons.

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Wow, Garza finally showed up

By the way, please keep the douche bags down, Liriano

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Yanks.

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No

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That was a sweep, right?

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2, 2-0

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did I miss

lol we r bad

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Allow me to sum it up
this team is garbage.
it was nice to see our pitchers overachieve for a few months I guess

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Cool double Los!

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh goodie

Another lead off double to strand

Jun @TheRayTank

by Jun on May 26, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LOS will be stranded at third

JUST LIKE THEY’VE DONE THE ENTIRE SERIES

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Cut Pena

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Bitch slapped that ball

For another lead off double

S-Rod gonna bunt again? Don’t think he will and then Reid who actually gets RBI’s after him

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Basically a bunt

Come on Reid

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Beltre 4 Brignac 2

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

should be 4-3

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GETTING THE MUNN IN

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full of true boston fans

since 2003

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

only way to watch this debacle.

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lol is right

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I like how they look to be anthropomorphized versions of the outlying boston suburbs

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BRIGGYYYY

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WOOOOOOOOOO

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YES BIGMAC

show the rest of the lineup how to steal when you’re on base!

by pudieron89 on May 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I just love your Cajun ways, I guess that's why they broke and you on the Rays!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what kinda contract did bos give lackey

was it 5yr $60 or 5 yr $80

he looks pretty bad

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85 off the top of my head

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smack that ball again, CC

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOO LACKEY IS TEH BEZTEZT

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Amazing.

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That's a rec

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruuuuklynn ZUH ZUH ZUH

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SHAME ON YA

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna use that ebt for some home delivery

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Welp.

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Well alright

I’ll take the call

Don’t fail, Ben

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Bringing it back for this rally

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I missed that guy

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Introduced the world to J Slice

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The world wasn't ready

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Perhaps the perfect post.

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you are right

lately he is a white BJ upton

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Damnit, Liriano

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The real killer?

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What's the L for?

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lazee you ignoranus

Read a fucking book

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real

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Get your motherfucking learn on

http://watermelon.org/documents/ColoringBook_ProfJunk.pdf

You might not be so fat if we had stuff like this when you were a kid

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I'm not fat....

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Professor Junkfood you say? (Me, IRL)

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Cool hair bro

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaPXJiN_C6E

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If you put the link in the subject it won't hyperlink it

And no one is gonna C/P to find out what it is

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MARMADUKE CANT TALK.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaPXJiN_C6E

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Not worth it

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but it's owen wilsons first project since he tried to kill himself

and it has fergie!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Wilson#Suicide_attempt

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah I'm cool

Garza needs to stop

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Thank god we didn't sign him

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pinch runner at least

and he could’ve gone straight from HS to the majors for that.

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RESIGN JOEY GATHRIGHT

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http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

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http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

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http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

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and will you fucking MOVE

Stop admiring the damn HR all the time

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

TGN1

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wtf?

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yep

/watches garza throw things that are not curves to ortiz

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no, he doesn't have shit tonight

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If you're asking him for actual baseball observations you're barking up the wrong tree

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http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garza is such a piece of shit now

Id literally bet a thousand dollars we miss the playoffs

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lol

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Are you mad brah?

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

kidding

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agreed

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on May 26, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take that bet

Well Rafael Soriano and Joquain Benoit is very nice also.

by joeybw on May 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love that you logged in from a cell to post that

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Gimme 2:1 and you're on

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

People still play that?

They should have waited another year to put it out and do it right

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's prettier than morrowind

but not as much fun. i don’t know what it is, it felt more limited. still played the shit out of it (2 years ago).

by pudieron89 on May 26, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it might have been the level-based loot

i liked going to the balmora guard tower, getting that really good longsword and fucking up all the guard. then go to vivec, fuck up some ordinators, get their armor.

the one good thing about oblivion was no cliff divers (is that what the birds were called?). hated those fuckers.

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Cliff Racers, but yeah, too many run ins, though the levitation spells from their feathers were nice

The leveled up stuff and dungeons getting re-filled were not good ideas, in my opinion.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIT BELTRE!

Make a statement and just fight eachother like 2008

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That will be all for Garza

I guess Sonny time.

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by joeybw on May 26, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The good news is the magic game is on

the bad news it features the magic getting knocked out of the playoffs

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

the bobcats shall have vengeance!

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

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Also, is a dildo

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End Child Labor Laws. We coddle children too much. They need to spend their youth in the factories.

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-steve jobs 2010

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Republican Party should propose a “Family Re-education Act” that would require all non-Christians to learn how to be good parents. If you don’t attend the class, your children will be taken away and fostered by a strong Christian conservative family.

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We should administer capital punishment to anyone who has an abortion. In order to cut costs that the death penalty normally entails, we will have lax gun laws that will allow people to obtain guns with greater ease. Then we would allow the “free-market” to dictate whose philosophy wins out – the liberals irrational philosophy or our logical and God following philosophy. Liberals who have abortions would be taken care of by a militia of the willing who will get rid of all liberals who take the life others irrationally and will allow us to remove all of our opponents to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

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Things on TV that are better than this

Varsity Blues – TNT

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Abolish the Department of Social Services. What dope came up with the idea of criminalizing a parent’s right to administer corporal punishment to a unruly and defiant child (within reason) set the stage for all the insanity that liberalism has given rise to in our society. And then require parity in public schools, an equal number of teachers with conservative values instead of the infestation of liberals currently in control.

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Require all Muslims in the U.S. to wear ankle bracelet transponders so we know where the terrorists are at all times. Like B. HUSSEIN Obama.

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This site is amazing.

Now the site leader in permabans!

by P Brady on May 26, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

“We the PEOPLE” are sick of playing with a bunch of COWARDLY Voodoo Heathen cave dwelling baby murderers. Believe what you want for your so-called “Religion of PEACE” but DON’T try to make AMERICANS believe the ravings of MOHAMMED the pedophile murderer,or his sycophant followers who advocate the wholesale slaughter of women and children and non-believers in the Muslim Sharia type of NAZISM

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

All this talk of oil spill is just another liberal media propaganda. Has anyone even SEEN the oil? NO because it doesn’t exist. The extreme left wing only wants you to have windmills powered by the cow f@rts, and oil is so bad or something. OIL COMES FROM YOUR SKIN, it can’t be that bad. He||, you even fry your chicken fingers in it for crepes sake. great, now i need some chicken fingers.

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If the gov’t stopped paying able bodied people (indefinately) to stay home and breed there would be more money to help the truly needy/elderly

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sick and tired of stores advertising one price, and charging another. Require that businesses advertise the total cost of everything, no more surprising people with sales tax, service fees, we-hope-you’ll-assume-its-a-tax fees, etc.

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I should have the right to name my children using numbers. If I want to name my child l33t, I should be able to name him that, darsh gone it. Who is the guberment to say that I can’t name my children using numbers?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO LOS

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Youve gotta be kidding me..

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Beats the K

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How good does Inception look?

I’m psyched, but I’m also a huge Chris Nolan fan

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

we should make english the official language of the US and stop spending tax dollars on translations for mexicans! if english is good enough for baby jesus, its good enough for americans.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a hell of a bikini

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUM

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

if it is good for black jesus, THEN it’s good enough for americans

by buckfoston on May 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

SONNY IS THE MAN

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

A very high volume of Americans are speaking out right now.
Please wait a moment and try again.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

No way

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

<ヽ`∀´> I demand apology for US aggression against North Korea kekeke

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Capital Punishment should be made cheaper by removing the process to authenticate whether or not someone is actually guilty. It’s absolutely ridiculous how Capital Punishment costs more than life in prison because of this. Let God sort his own out from the rest.

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TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rand Paul. My God blesses Rand Paul, does it to you?

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by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Internet shouldb e ENGLISH ONLY. It was an AMERICAN invention for AMERICAN. If other races want to use it for FREE COMMERCE and FREE EXCHGNE of IDEA than they should use it in the languate it was made for.

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n00b question time

Where the hell are you getting these?

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http://www.americaspeakingout.com/

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks cap'n

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2010 FSU Football: TAKE DOAK BACK

by JMB on May 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fox News Message board

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone tell Maddyn that benching BOSSMAN has an inverse effect on

our Team Swag-ometer. not even boots with fur can correct it

by daveh33 on May 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

REDDICK

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN YOU FAT FUCK

This game is by no means over let’s do this shit

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

game is over

1 out of 18 teams that got a PG thrown against them made the playoffs.

by putupyourDUKES on May 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rally thing!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow That's the win

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rally Thing FTW

It’s no Munn, but what are you going to do? Desperate times, desperate measures.

by wtbudlight on May 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP Daveh33

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not banned or boxed fyi

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Excellent we need him

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm hungry tho

about to go stuff a burrito up my rectum… aids the digestion

by daveh33 on May 26, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warning. Do Not Hotlink Images and Steal bandwidth

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hotlink?

This is Merica, son, we speak Merican.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to thank zoe for leaving in my beautiful unicorn

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And I'd like to ask him why he hasn't accepted my friend request

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slammerous

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it. SLAMMAAAAA

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never use Facebook

and that’s one hell of a slippery slope

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't find you on linkedin.

Also, you’re in really good shape in that picture.

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Not on Linked In

I was in good shape in that pic. Need to get back in form

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bros Icing Bros

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you did the damn dishes

maybe i’d stop with the deadly poisons

by Dugout Dre on May 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hay guise wats goi....oh holy fuck christ

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by JMB on May 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

69 then 420

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I reading this right?

The Rays have had RISP with two outs and left them on base in 6 of the 7 innings so far? FAIL.

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by Jamie DeVriend on May 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad that I'm not actually watching the game

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by JMB on May 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

8th is our inning

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take away the 3 HRs for Carlos this month

His line is .089/.182/.127 in 79 AB with a 37% K rate

Pat Burrell was never, ever, that bad

by Jason Collette on May 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It takes serious effort to suck that bad

Thankfully those 3 HR actually do count

Go Gators!!

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You can't take away the HRs

Take away his 37 HRs for 2009 and he was 68 for 432 or .157/.291/.224

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

then leave them in there....

and he has the lowest active wOBA on the club this month. Thank goodness for Jaso and Brignac; we’d be up the creek this month without their production.

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Welp.

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by P Brady on May 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play Choater

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, I give up

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by Andy Hellicksonstine on May 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching Ortiz go opposite field makes me jealous

Why can’t Upton or Pena swing like that?

Go Gators!!

by matthan on May 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This entire series

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Football: TAKE DOAK BACK

by JMB on May 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Pimping John Jaso Since 2007

by Vin on May 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Au Contraire

i’m not watching right now

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now is an entire game?

Rays actually led in that one for a time

by sternfan1 on May 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha amazing

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It was 4/20

He had other things on his mind

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, your willingness and ability to search through user's post history knows no bounds

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To be honest, I was waiting for his "bragging" about predicting the sweep

Since he’s done it just about every series where the Rays lost Game 1

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SF1: A blind squirrel lookin for a nut

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You said you DIDN'T expect a sweep iirc

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Potato-Posada

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand how that qualifies as a prediction of a sweep.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never said i predicted it

but i didn’t watch one game in expectation of it happening

and realize this, i’m certifiably nuts—ask my wife

by sternfan1 on May 26, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, you'd think you'd at least tune in a bit to make sure the attendance was low

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all in a box score TG1

i did watch two great events

Jaso bases loaded Dp and Briggy wiff with the sacs juiced

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If I had the uncanny luck you do regarding tuning in at just the wrong time, I'd probably share your negative view of the team

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If so expect a 4 game sweep by the O’s, who btw are coming in having lost 10 in a row

by sternfan1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:43 PM PDT on 9/27 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Texas Rangers on DRaysBay

and

A Sox sweep would ruin the road trip

by sternfan1 on Apr 20, 2010 6:53 PM PDT on 4/20/10 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Chicago White Sox on DRaysBay

and

Sox’ only real hope is a sweep—2/3 still leaves them 8 GB in losses

by sternfan1 on May 24, 2010 5:51 PM PDT on 5/24/10 GDT: Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays on DRaysBay

Only a Sox sweep would allow them a glimmer of light—ket’s end that dream tonight

by sternfan1 on May 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT on Series Preview: Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays on DRaysBay

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine that all of your posts are reverse jinxes fwiw

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cooler

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF1 lies in wait

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thank god we came in 20 over.

Seriously, relax people. Good teams have bad series.

by fsucb on May 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

utterly embarrassing

:’’(

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on May 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

why do they need a reason to come?

If i lived within 30 miles of the Trop i would have been coming to every game since ’04. People are such dumbasses, watch the team whether they are good or if they totally suck.

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Pack your bags folks, after those three losses we’re getting shipped to OKC. We’re only 17 games above .500 it’s over.

by greglpdx on May 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a large Oates

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

--Wilfred Brimley (19aught6-2012)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You guys are playing like shit

go away percival

by GenghisJohn on May 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

How amalogous of you

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for this, and kind of hoped you'd do better

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was bashing Free Zoe my man

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do better

I’m not even sure the word he was intending for

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by FreeZorilla on May 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we can safely assume it was analogy

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say it was, I just said that's the word he was going for

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fair I guess. The point being that Stu should fire everyone and cut the whole team and sell the leftover concessions to the Storm

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S CHALLENGING THE EXISTENTIAL WRITE OF YOUR HOMELAND BRO

http://amalogy.multiply.com/

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell did I put 'write' instead of 'right'

Good god

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, this is the #2 GIS result for "amalogy"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I hear one word about regression...

I swear.

"Sooner or later, you're going to have #69 in your face." -Al Michaels

by IntrepidX on May 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

We’re now missing these quotes:
“brother, can I use your computer check email!!!”

“here most of interesting”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

Sister I lost game

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by IntrepidX on May 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok!!!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the best part of that is that she's clearly wearing a two-piece outfit

Yet in the last frame she gets naked and she’s holding a one piece outfit in her hand.

Spectacular attention to detail.

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by IntrepidX on May 26, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did home boy

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 26, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crappy game

But we will still wake up in 1st place. This was a chance to bury the sox. Sweeping them on the road was a promising start…However we’ve banked quite a few wins so far this year. At some point we’d have to start using that cushion we built up.

Go Gators!!

by matthan on May 27, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Is Zorbrist the best 2B in the AL?

Now that Cano is coming back to earth, and his plate discipline still blows.

by Cornish on May 27, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

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