6/20/10 Tampa Bay Rays at Florida Marlins GDT
Tampa Bay Rays at Miami Marlins, Jun 20, 2010 1:10 PM EDT
Josh Johnson v. David Price
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YEAH ZOBRIST
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Quiet day in the neighborhood
Happy Father’s Day to all fathers today….
Miami is in Ohio
by Clearwaterburgh on Jun 20, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
Fathers & Mothers day is a sham.
Such a stupid day.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
But after the game (the Yankees lost) Gaga retreated to the team clubhouse drinking Jameson Irish Whiskey, meeting players including Alex Rodriguez, and repeatedly "groping her chest over her jersey."
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
Is herm. confirmed?
I’m pretty sure she it.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Correction
I’m pretty sure IT is*
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Worse, she didn't have permission to be there, talked her way past security, and GM Brian Cashman was furious when he found out.
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
what?
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hermaphrodite.
There’s some revealing video out there.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
she is trolling
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah he is.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Classic tuck job that is still revealing.
She can not fool me.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Sounds like you know a little too much about this sorta thing, Doug.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
The Internet is a beautiful thing, if used properly.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
you guys are idiots
she’s just got a big pleasure button
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That's an awful lot of excess meat down there.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
collagen injection?
I wouldn’t put it past her.
either way, she’s a fucktard
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm fairly certain you can't inject collagen into the labia.
I agree though, she is a fucktard.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
how are you fairly certain of that?
google?
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
you guys do realize that she is trolling right?
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
she wore a fake dick for a concert once.
i mean really
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what she wants you to think.
She was “going all natural” that show.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
you're kind of a faggot for knowing this.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Is that one of her songs?
I don’t have cable. Or listen to the radio.
Either way, that’s pretty faggy too.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
no, this is faggy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck's a greyson chance?
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
a faggot kid who just got a record deal
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate that I fought in a war for this country.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Just Google'd his name.
Ellen Degeneres made a record label just to sign him apparently. I hope they fail miserably.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Stop Googleing 12 year old boys Doug.
Giving you shit single-handedly makes this site worthwhile to me now.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Serious question, what war did you fight in?
WW1?
Ba-dum-tsh
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
STOP TRYING TO MAKE JOKES DOUG. YOU SUCK AT IT.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Vietnam?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
The Korean War?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
That was a Police Action.
Haven’t you ever seen MASH?
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Can I change it to D Bray?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME
PAPA, PAPARAZZI.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Are you singing to me?
I believe you know it dude. I promise.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Ok ok. You can keep going.
I’ll listen.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
I'm just hatin though.
You fellas like whatever makes you happy.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Awww
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I've seen a lot. Up close.
The labia and I are good friends.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Afghani chicks are hot.
Give em 20 mins and a bottle of nair and they’re good to go.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Love today`s lineup.
Brignac/ Rodriguez are playing better than Bartlett
How can you have any pudding if you haven`t eaten your meat? I`m still waiting...
by Barnese and Bailey Circus on Jun 20, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
Best AB thus far?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
look at Jaso's
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda hard when Johnson has an extra large SZ
And Price’s is smaller
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
bout time a Rays' hit goes over the fence
by germanshepard44 on Jun 20, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
Was hoping for better out of Santana.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
zobrist
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I would imagine...
Balfour, Wheeler, Choate, and Benoit are available
you have an amazing ability
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by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Geriatric medication
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
SURE ABOUT THAT?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
DAVID SONNANSTINE
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
He's a pitcher. If he doesn't hurt a hammy/quad that's cool with me.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
I see fat fucks running around the bases on the softball diamond...
It really isnt that dangerous.
I'm sure all of those fat fucks have finely tuned mechanics which are the source of their well being.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Trolling?
He didn’t even know where the ball went. It’s not that hard to believe seeing as how pitchers rarely hit.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Your stance is so ridiculous that I have to question whether or not you're being serious.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Blooper down the line that ricochets 10 feet away after the outfielder kicks it?
Standing on 2nd isnt asking too much IMO…even if it takes you a second to realize you hit it fair.
Did you watch the AB?
He was in the box looking around because he had no idea where the ball went. I’m sure if he knew where the ball was going, he’d be on 2nd.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Sure I watched it...
If BJ did the same thing, people would be all over him.
I'm almost positive a position player wouldn't lose the ball off the bat like that.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
because every batter should be jumping out of the box when they think they hit a foul ball behind them into the stands right?
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I vote Bill Criswell, that guy does a great interview.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Nate McLouth catches that
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Not sure if you guys like kick ass remixes, but I heard this on the radio yesterday and almost climaxed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYEgFfFdUY
Also strategy cam on ESPN2 is the greatest thing ever invented
Get well soon DM
Mad Decent approved?
Listening and I’m fairly sure i like it.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
very high doggystyle %
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
you guys are dumb for not liking gaga
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
Fun fact:
The Rays are 0-fer in games broadcast on the HD Channel with MLB Extra Innings package. Today is in HD.
Find a new hobby then.
Jesus perhaps.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
A better way for you to occupy your sundays.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Pride's a sin bitch.
Try and be less smug.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Sternfan is a proud member of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Ya, we're getting clobbered.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
It's pretty meta
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Only thing missing is sternfan1 and raymondo having a conversation
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
somebody should buy this domain and redirect it to the heater
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody else catch Juliana Zobrist's radio interview
Yesterday I think?
Obviously a nice girl… I would. But she’s one of those that can’t answer a question without laughing all the way through it when literally nothing is funny.
maddon makes them bad
with his liberalism
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
.
SarahPalinUSA
Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man’s efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate today Day of Prayer for solution/miracle
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Legit?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Serious Presidential candidate in 2012?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
lol no way
she is only doing this shit to make a shit ton of cash. Just like ron paul. She will raise more cash then anyone, and spend less then any cannidate, and bow out after super tuesday.
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it's a slight slump mixed with an above average pitcher
Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.
by mrichardkent on Jun 20, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Still third in the majors in runs scored.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
That would make me feel better
if not for that whole feast or famine thing :/
Today, though, could be attributed to the fact that Josh Johnson is a bad man.
LL keeps track of a stat called 'Doilies'
Which is described best as cheap runs. Last time I checked, about 1/3 of their runs were cheap. I’d like to see how the Rays compare to them, and the rest of the league. I don’t like the way this team scores runs.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
That would be an intersting thing to look into.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Steak or Hamburgers at 5pm?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
How about Hamburg Steak?
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
they're bad
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWLBaQcvqF0&playnext_from=TL&videos=AEHScjboMxY
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Serious question, is anybody happy with the year Longo is having?
Please no saber stats for an answer
Clearly you do not know what acronyms mean
that one was laughing out loud, because I found your question humorous.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Could have done without seeing his wiener.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
... exactly what more would you ask out of him?
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
He's the best hitting 3B in baseball right now.
There’s like five players off limits to trolls, those are:
1) Longoria
2) Shields
3) Soriano
4) Crawford
5) Benoit
Yet you like Hank Blalock. What?
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
6) Kapler
…
25) Blalock
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Zobrist, Brignac, Price, and Niemann deserve to be on that list
Sonny's Baby Mamas - http://twitter.com/r_j_anderson/status/16590999556
http://twitter.com/jasoncollette/status/16590980428
yeah he is
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Tagged him in the helmet.
I thought he was out.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
DFA
rod
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
Damn it he beat the throw.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
There should be a weight requirement to Umpire in this league.
If WALL-E Bell had done some cardio, he would have put himself into a better position. The call was wrong or right is beyond me, but he was in an obstructed position.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Work with me Mr. Brady.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
It's on the IMDb's top 25 list, if that helps.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
This site is going into the fucking shitter.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
(ignores that they still have the best record in baseball)
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FALLING
IT’S JUNE
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sternfan went to mass today.
Jesus made no mention of a brain tumor. Begone with your heathen.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
"not that it makes me happy"
Riiiight
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
not that it makes you happy.
Bullshit.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
The fuck is a 50 year old man saying "dude" for?
Act your age.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
I see there's three innings left.
And you sound like sternfan’s bitch.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
I can post a link to fangraphs if you'd like...
89% win expectancy, and that doesnt take into account one of the best pitchers in baseball is on the hill.
Sounds like you should find something else to do then doesn't it?
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
I don't need to say anything after this.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
To be fair...
You are more “The sky is falling” type guy. I simply said “ballgame” one time and Vincent didnt like that someone had a negative opinion about how the team is playing.
You've already been paired together.
Don’t try and shake em now, champ.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Sternfan wants you and him to repopulate the desolate world. You digust him, but you are Adam and Eve.
DON’T TRYI AND FIGHT IT TOBY.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Haha...
I thinks it’s funny when I state something that is clearly obvious to everyone here. That the game was pretty much over, and people get their panties in a wad.
One sternfan is enough. Really.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
I hate you Tobey "Star of" David why you gotta hate the team?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right.
and I apologize.
If sternfan wasn’t already into it I wouldn’t have cared.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
what part of "trolls trolling trolls on trollraybay.com" do you not understand.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Ok washed up minor league ballplayer.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
You betcha.
Hung em up in my prime.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
What's his name?
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Doyg89, please lurk before putting yourself out there like that.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
It worked Mr. Brady.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Extremely hasppy.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
The team is about to blow an 8 game lead on the Red Sox...
Tough to sugarcoat it.
it's baseball
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't live and die with every game.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
When you're 70, you have no choice.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I wasn't laughing.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Of course not.
Were Sox fans happy with they way they played over the first month?
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
it's baseball
teams go hot and cold all the time QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Dice-K, Cameron, and Ellsbury
aren’t much of an excuse.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny...
You essentially said the same thing I said. You already are saying they lost the game.
So I'm guessing you'll need this in an hour?

Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Last year = No playoffs.
Looks good for this year huh?
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
lol
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh then by all means:
http://www.overthemonster.com/
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Got my tickets.
Maddon's Mission
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
lol the flotilla won
Israel Ends Gaza Blockade, Will Allow In All Goods Except Weapons
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
They need to just kill each other and get it over with
If you can’t play nice you should be sent to time out.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys are too young to remember
but the Rays theme song for this year should be ‘Yes, I’m the great pretender’
by the Platters
2nd best record in the league with no payroll
I really don’t know what you are bitching about
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
marlins got two
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Your theme song should be, "I'm A Stupid Douchebag"
by the Crotchety Old Men
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Games that can end in a tie aren't worth playing.
by Paul Roberts on Jun 20, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Great news fellas!!
We won the war, our boys are coming home today
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Red Soxs fans pretending to be Rays fans while they are on top
Can you just ban them from here?
Games that can end in a tie aren't worth playing.
.
r_j_anderson If the Rays lose today, they’ll be 25-20 since April. That’s a .556 Win%, or 90 over a full season, aka what we expected all along.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Fuck your scientists they gettin me pissed
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You are not this stupid, try harder
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck me the rays are playing on par with what they should have all season
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SKY IS FALLING
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
btw the yankees and sox have had how many games vs bmore in the past 30 days?
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
Yanks were 10-2 last I remember
We’re 5-1
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
on the afc central
aka garbage town
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
AL
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
lawl im dumb
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
last year was last year
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
At least I know how to spell the word such.
I know you’re 12 years old and had to pretend you’re old to beg your way back from a ban, but stop bringing that weak shit in here..
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
and we swept the NL last year
for the most part.
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
20-18 vs ALC in 2008
Which is a microcosm of the average team we had in 2008… oh wait.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
It's me telling you that it means jack shit.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Yes, the Twins play in the American Football Conference Central
You should be riding a unicycle because you are a dumb bear.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as I can wear one of those fancy collars
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the ballet
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The kind with electrodes
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't call him dumb after he calls himself dumb.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
You're the dumbest of them all
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
1) You just responded to that
2) It’s true
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think you know what that word means
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're going with the
“Devoid of good sense or judgment” definition then I’d have to agree with you.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
Rick Porcello and Armando Galaragga strike fear into my heart.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Don't you think we match up pretty awesome with Minn?
They don’t strike anyone out so we might only have 10 a game against them. Detroit is not very good, getting to play Cleveland, KC, and CWS all the time would make anyone look good.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how you make a good point, get a solid rebuttal, then you resort back to saying stupid things, try harder
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
They also get the DBacks next.
I got an Irish name and an injury; blessing and a curse cast down on me.
oh free wins sweet
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Boston has played something like 20 games in a row against average-to-bad competition.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Jun 20, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
we have played 556 in the past 30 sooooooooooooo
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
"This isn't soccer," Uggla said. "I know the World Cup is going on, but this is baseball. We don't want to hear horns or anything like that. We want to hear the crowd cheering. We want to hear the crowd getting behind us, not horns."
by germanshepard44 on Jun 20, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
o===<()
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not many teams are beating josh johnson today
sorry, but when he’s on, he wins
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
Carl Crawford is the dumbest human being on earth
Sonny's Baby Mamas - http://twitter.com/r_j_anderson/status/16590999556
http://twitter.com/jasoncollette/status/16590980428
did he vote ron paul?
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't go to second when the ball is thrown to home and then gets away from the catcher
Sonny's Baby Mamas - http://twitter.com/r_j_anderson/status/16590999556
http://twitter.com/jasoncollette/status/16590980428
GIOLIVES
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Gio is my new favorite user
He’s got a real “man on the street” perspective and he actually goes to the games.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
when I am in tampa I go to every game possible
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Gio goes to all the minor league games.
You?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
When I'm in Seattle I shoot heroin and myself
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
it's our favorite past time
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
the new fad is to jump off the fremont bridge, so your body lands on top of the adobe HQ
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
photoshop my body out of your M5 now
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Get out of my dreams
and into my car
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
They should stuff those bangpop things in their clothes, that snap and light when you throw them.
They could go out with a flash.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Goddammit. You're going ot make me post about Shields and Longoria in my one week back?
Really?
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
R.J. Anderson's articles are based on sternfan1's comments.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Mitch Talbot for starters.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
strasburg
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't even list Ubaldo
you are dumb
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
What's so great about Sabathia
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields has a better xFIP this year than Jon Lester.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
not at all--but one little saver stat, makes the case for RJ and others all the time
shit, he’s almost covinced you all that BJ is good by use of it
Here:
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=sta&lg=all&qual=y&type=1&season=2010&month=0
Haren, Lester, Wainwright, Carpenter, Felix, Oswalt, and Shields are all around the same xFIP.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitchers that walk no one and get a ton of strikeouts are easy to find.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That are capable of 200IP & don't have high injury risk
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Go look at who has thrown his level of innings
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh Beckett is an ace, James Shields is not an ace
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
lololololol
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean Josh Beckett with his ERA of 5?
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck you
weed makes him pitch better
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jun 20, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it makes watching him better, but he's no who he was
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sternfan happy or not at 5pm?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Shields has a better xFIP than Johan the last three years.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And basically every other non-super elite pitcher in baseball.
And he’s being paid like $4M. He’s off-limits, seriously.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
xFIP tells us basically what you'd expect already though.
95% of the results aren’t the least bit surprising.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I would include GB%, xFIP should factor that in
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Think Tango created BIPFIP or whatever, right? I don't remember the formula though.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
BBFIP?
I thought he was just trolling SIERA with that?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
James Shields is not making $15M
James Shields is not an ace
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
John Lackey is making $16M
John Lackey is an ace
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
to me an 'ace' is the SP you hand the ball to
when you need to win a game, for whatever reason, and this year he’s basically shit the bed, in those situations
Who else would you give the ball to?
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Halladay, Sabathia, Lester, Wainright, Johnson--quite a few more besides Shields
too hitable and too many HR
Halladay isn't hittable?
must’ve missed his ALE decline
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Halladay's last outing versus the Yanks.
Definitely not a guy I’d want to hand the ball to when I needed a win.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Shields is too much to give up for Halladay.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe once he starts making real money in 2 years
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Halladay is the better pitcher. He’s better than almost everyone. But he’s paid like it. Shields is paid like he’s a back-end starter when he’s not. That’s why Shields has ridiculous value.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
My point is
Do you want a 100m property that you have to pay 115m for, or do you want the 85m property that you have to pay 35m for?
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields is a top 15 SP in baseball on a true talent level.
You literally cannot disagree with that.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't dislike him, but i can't stand the baserunners he takes on
i love guys with Josh Johnson dominance, and thought Price was that guy but so far he isn’t
Let shields pitch in the NL with a 97mph FB
then it’s not even a game
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
This is pretty much what we all expected before the season. Yanks, Sox, and Rays all clustered together.
This is why the hot start was good.
We’ve played 90 win ball since, and we’re still in good position.
Joyce needs to come up, though.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew the Sox would get back in it at some point... But this was quicker then I thought.
The Rays need 1 more bullpen arm(Thorton), and 1-2 bats… That includes Joyce.
Alex Torres and Matt Joyce. Trade for Luke Scott.
Scott can DH daily. Joyce can play RF with Rodriguez.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds about right
We could use a bat, but I think the pen is solid
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ace Hardware for a sack of doorknobs
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
D grade hitter
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I'm not sure right now is really the best time to trade Bartlett.
He’s not this bad. No reason to sell low.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I was sad that I missed the whiners on 620 the day we traded him
I wanted to hear all the stupid comments
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW... Idea for an article....
Median runs scored. I would be curious where the Rays stand verse Yanks and Sox.
Probably right in line with NY
Boston has shot way up. But Boston’s SP is looking good
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Boston's SP looked good early too.
They’re good. Nobody should be surprised. Nobody should panic.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Beckett on the DL has helped them
Although if I was a sox fan, Lackey would worry me, he looks terrible
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd do better to look at the variance of our run scoring
Find the mean RS and the g2g standard deviation for each team.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Except the Sox are trending up, the Yanks have been pretty consistent and we're crashing and burning
If we keep this up we won’t be clustered with them for long.
We have a .556 win percentage since April ended.
That’s a 90 win pace. We’ve played poorly in June, we were bound to not play .650 ball all year. It happens. It’s easy to get lost in panic just like it was easy to get lost in nirvana.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to not to sound like a complete doomsayer but...
We’re something like 10-15 out of our last 25 games. Bumps in the road are always to be expected in a season as long as baseball’s, but at what point do we start hitting the panic button?
Did you ask yourself in April at what pont were you getting your playoff tickets?
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
There's absolutely no reason to believe this is a .500 or below team.
None. Nothing. They’re good. This is a bad streak. There’s been some bad luck along the way. We’ve gotten good hitting with bad pitching and bad hitting with good pitching. The fielding fell apart last night and today and it’s probably the best unit on the staff.
Lots of shit happens in this game. You try to make every hot or cold stretch significant and you’ll lose your mind.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd only start to panic if they can't beat ARI @ home
Then we have an issue
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'm tempted to agree
I agree with R.J. that there’s no way we SHOULD be a .500 or below team, but how long can a bad streak go on before it’s indicative of something more serious?
We really should have no excuse to lose to the bottom-dwelling D-backs. If we can’t fight our way out of this slump against the likes of them, then I really think the team needs to re-evaluate themselves, and fast. Because right after them is a trip to Boston.
I guess my fear isn’t just that we’ve been mediocre for a solid month, it’s that we really don’t have the kind of luxury to be mediocre for such a long stretch when you’re in the AL East. We got a great jump on Boston and NY, but now that we’ve lost that cushion, I worry that we’ll be able to fend them off by season’s end.
They've not won many of the Shields/Davis starts lately
That’s 2 of 5 games, throw in the occasional Niemann/Price loss along with a .500 Garza and you’re right where we are now
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
If we had continued our earlier pace we would have won 130 games
We were playing above our heads then and we’re playing below them now. If you think we could have won 130 games then you probably will think that we’re going to play .400 the rest of the year.
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
When the SP stops pitching like it's a .400 team
We’ll be back to normal
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there we can extrapolate the last 25 games of SP into an expected W-L?
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You can do FIP v. Rays' runs scored on a per game basis I guess.
It’s not 100% effective or whatever, but it’ll give you an idea.
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 20, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll update my daily FIP v Opp FIP workbook this afternoon
Would be interesting to see how it comes out now that there’s a lot of games played
Get well soon DM
by Sandy Kazmir on Jun 20, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
For the Rays
Like if they pitched at these numbers of a 25G span, we can expect to be at X-Y
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Jun 20, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So...out of first place at last.
Well, on the bright side, there’s no more pressure! Right?!
In my day lots of messy tissues over her
by sternfan1 on Jun 18, 2010 6:30 AM PDT
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giving up my prized vuvuzela. contact me for details
Games that can end in a tie aren't worth playing.

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