OTTOTD 7/1: How to ruin a car edition
The answer is pretty simple really. Add some anime:
This Saturday, Run'a Entertainment's "Evangelion RT-01 apr Corolla" team completed its first day or racing in the Super GT300-class grand touring championship series. The team placed #14. The team's Corolla is painted after the Evangelion EVA-01 unit, and the driver's suits were modeled after the "plug suit" worn by Evangelion character Shinji Ikari.
Also, I personally believe that atomic and/or nuclear weapons are completely harmless. Sure, they laid waste to two Japanese cities, but they've only been used twice so there's a small sample size issue in play.
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An actual Christina Science Textbook for 5th-6th graders

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Christian. Two letters flipped can change an entire word, FML.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
FUCKING ELECTRICS, HOW DO THEY WORK!?
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
God, he decides how much electricity we deserve and gives it to us.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Just like oil
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
God was very generous to us recently.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
It's because he loves each and everyone of us (Hates Jews and Muslims)
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
All these Christian Science Monitors are getting me pissed
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Actual Christian Science Monitor...

Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
looks like a home made rear projection?
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
HI-YO
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
It looks like Andrew Friedman from behind...
I WOULD KNOW!
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate Cleveland so much that I want to remind LeBron of these videos, which he has probably already seen... but I want him to see it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I have not gotten sick of those
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I think my mom drives a Corolla
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
More fun car stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHQVuHzRvQw
If you want to skip the build up and just get to the fun parts, skip ahead to about 1:50
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Yippee.

Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Is that the principle owner on the right?
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Si
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
That is about the boss-est fucking thing I've ever seen. That will literally make me a Nets fan overnight.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
It's with-in walking distance of The Garden, which makes it even better.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure that this is Jay-Z's idea, but the fact that Prokov (sic?) went along with this is magnificent.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
I really doubt it was either of their ideas...
but it’s great that they agreed to it.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
THE NETS ARE MOVING TO BROOKLYN.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Be thankful that we have AF
Later today, the results of a poll of a dozen general managers about deal-making will be published on ESPN.com, with the responses to these five questions:
1. Who is the easiest GM for you to make a trade with?
2. Who is the toughest GM for you to make a trade with?
3. Who is the most open, as you go through the process of making a trade?
4. Who is the biggest poker player, as you go through the process of making a trade?
5. Of the other 29 general managers, who would you hire to be your GM?
The answers were fascinating, and some were very surprising.
The point of the exercise was not to rip anybody; rather, it was merely to get some sense of the style of various general managers. Without a doubt, however, the GM who got hammered in a way I never expected was the Giants’ Brian Sabean, for one simple reason — rival executives say they cannot get him on the phone. They cannot get him to return messages. In a couple of cases, some GMs say they don’t even bother calling Sabean, they just go straight to assistant Bobby Evans.
The feeling of the other GMs is that beyond the issue of simple etiquette — “It’s just flat-out disrespectful to not return a call,” said one GM — Sabean isn’t putting himself in position to hear trade ideas that could benefit the Giants. “What happens if somebody calls to offer Brock for Broglio?” said one GM. “That’s what I get nervous about — what if the other team is shopping a really good player and he gets traded without me getting involved? That’s why I return all calls.”
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
Link?
Should be interesting to see the full results.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Jul 1, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
That's all of it. It's from Buster Onley's blog. The full article will be up later.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Cool, thanks
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Jul 1, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
PHILLEH:
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Rafi:
Rays: Rafael Soriano
Evan Longoria’s going to start at third base, David Price might start on the mound and Carl Crawford’s currently among the top vote-getters, too. Will there be room for a fourth Ray? If so, that slot should go to Soriano, the franchise’s first star closer since … well, Danys Baez pitched in the All-Star Game just five years ago, and Roberto Hernandez once saved 43 games in one season. Soriano’s different, though. Soriano is sort of scary. Not because he throws particularly hard (he doesn’t) but rather because of his pinpoint control and his five-pitch repertoire. Oh, and his 1.63 ERA
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
I think the All-Stars on this team at this point are pretty cut and dry.
The only guy who has a ‘soft’ case so to speak is Niemann, who has pitched well but not gotten wins. All of the other starters managed to pitch themselves out of contention in June.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Garza?
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
If you look at Result stats, getting his head kicked in that one start is enough to keep him out.
If you want to go Saber and ignore result stats, Shields would get consideration over Garza.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
all stars are normally on teams that are in first place
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait for the A-Rod vote surge to help him overtake Longo and secure his legacy at 3B.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
I'm pretty sure that they forgot to mention...
ALL STAR LANCE CARTER
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Sad history of the Devil Rays.
If I am commenting you need to hear it. Not really. www.theraysrepublic.com
News you can use
http://zesterdaily.com/farmgarden/560-watermelon-seeds-flavor
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Sportsnation is dumb.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
lol wonder if some kids got fired

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
Don't hold it like that.
Or even better, go buy one of our overpriced plastic cases heatmolded by slave children in China. Don’t buy someone else’s though, that’ll void your warranty and we’ll activate the self-destruct sequence on your iPhone.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Retarded that they are charging people for that if that's the cheap fix to the design flaw
Poorly run companies are run poorly
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
relax it's just a phone
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
That's pretty awesome actually. I'd probably become dismissive too once the all-caps/crummy misspellings/ellipsis abuse started
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
This is a really awesome touch
You may be working from bad data. Not your fault. Stay tuned. We are working on it.
Sent from my iPhone
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Feel! The Heat! (er)
After reading Maddons coments about the Upton situation I as a fan have never been more incensed. I intend to notify the Rays that I will not be renewing my season tickets. I consider Maddons action and pollyannaish comments to be an insult to those of us who are paying their salaries. I couldn’t care less whether Upton is a nice kid or not or how wonderful he is. Once he crosses those white lines he is supposed to be a baseball player. He is a lame excuse for a baseball player as far as keeping his head in the game. Did you see him jogging to second base on his one at bat when the left fielder juggle the ball and he barely made it to third base. I am over him permanently now as well as Maddon. I had been a big Maddon supporter and now I would be in favor of having him replaced immediately!
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
T REX takes a bite out of the rays
Joke Maddon should be fired immediately. He is terrible and has LOST the team. If the rays FO doesn’t do something NOW, this season is lost. He is a weak weak man.
memo to joe: take your merlot, your horrible pitching match ups, and leave town. If not, Andy and Stu get some balls and make the change….make the change.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
BRING BACK LOU.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
I wonder who 1BIGDOG1's favorite radio show host is?
What a CROCK. Joe I had great amount of respect for you, that, has now disappeared. How can you expect us to accept this crock of BS.Go ahead let this wonderful jerk ruin our ball club. He will never change. He is a big headed JERK.Get rid of him before he destroys the team. No more season tickets for me.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
nothing grinds my gears more
than managers that turn around a franchise in a year and win games!! grrrrr!
Can't wait until we go on a tear
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Renegade9 != 8
Great comments gang … kudos to Raylan on pointing out the lack of hustle by BJ running out his hit last night. I am disappointed that the broadcasting crew didn’t mention it.
Jrealty and the note about trade value in a good observation too.
What bothers me is that the Rays may/will wait too long to make the changes taht are needed, and we don’t make the playoffs. BJ isn’t performing on the field, and he is clearly having a negative impact in the clubhouse.
They need a breath of fresh air – and not Kapler or Navi coming back – that’s just more fo the same … need FRESH BLOOD.
A trade or a call up of a top prospect is a MUST. It will help pick up the rest of the team immediately.
This team is not ready to play the Red Sox and Twins the next two weeks … we may be too far back by the time this stretch is over. And remember, we might face Cliff Lee with the Twins! Think of how pumped up that dugout will be if they pull that trade off!
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Who are the Twins going to trade for CLee?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Punta Gorda stopped watching the team during 2008
Welcome aboard, I’ve been calling for this guy’s firing since June of 2006! That’s right, 3 months into his tenure. His weird ideas on how to manage a baseball game is now coupled with an outright lie. Last month he laughed at the fans who do know baseball and have people management skills with that 10 questions article. Now he’s an out of touch lair. Some people dropped their season tickets after one year of this clown and it now seems that there will now be others. Fourth place is a week away.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
It's always a good idea to hire someone and then fire them 3 months later, Barry Melrose concurs
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Nobody had season tickets in 2006, the stadium is SRO compared to those days
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard that the Mariners want a catcher...
so you could probably start with the guy who filled in for Mauer when he was hurt.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
DREW BUTERA UCF
I went to a game and was doing the U-C-F everytime he got thrown out at first (every AB) when he was with Rochester.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I was about to say it was because of our great coach Jay Bergman, but I guess he was fired
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2008-05-03/news/ucfcoach03_1_jay-bergman-professional-manner-university
The University of Central Florida fired baseball coach Jay Bergman because he was accused of sexually harassing a team equipment manager, a university source has confirmed.
Bergman used a bat to simulate raping equipment manager Chris Rhyce in early March, said the university source and two other sources with knowledge of the allegation. The university source asked for anonymity because he is not authorized to speak for UCF.
The three sources said Rhyce told the university in a written complaint that he was held down on the field, fully clothed, by a baseball staff member before a March 7 game while the players watched. Bergman was said to have grabbed a bat and shoved it toward Rhyce’s buttocks.
GD Orlando PC police won’t even let you simulate rape anymore
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
WTFormatting
The University of Central Florida fired baseball coach Jay Bergman because he was accused of sexually harassing a team equipment manager, a university source has confirmed.
Bergman used a bat to simulate raping equipment manager Chris Rhyce in early March, said the university source and two other sources with knowledge of the allegation. The university source asked for anonymity because he is not authorized to speak for UCF.
The three sources said Rhyce told the university in a written complaint that he was held down on the field, fully clothed, by a baseball staff member before a March 7 game while the players watched. Bergman was said to have grabbed a bat and shoved it toward Rhyce’s buttocks.
GD Orlando PC police won’t even let you simulate rape anymore
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck this formatting, everything but the last line should be in the quote box
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Me either, I was just trying to confirm his name
Mike Maroth of 20 loss fame was also a Golden Knight
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Chad Mottola, former 5th overall pick, also a Golden Knight
Tim Bascom is in AAA for the Orioles and will probably be the next guy that gets to the bigs.
by Jason Collette on Jul 1, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The heater is evolving into a gang- amazing.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Too bad our toughest user is a rebel INS with a light saber, bring it the F on Heaterites

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
To be fair I've been known to rough up some thugs in my time.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
I sincerely doubt that PBrady is capable of running anyone off. (Since no one takes him seriously)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably taking censi
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he did mention that. Makes me so angry
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gone dark....
http://www.sbnation.com/users/witty
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The last time he logged in was yesterday, he just hasn't commented.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
This off the Rays' website
I wonder why GIDP Barttlet, impending FA Crawford, .150 ba Joyce, Garza, strikeout Peña, big buttler Shawn, popup Longo, and even caught looking Zobrist are not wearing the striped stirrups uniformly like the whole team is anymore. Not even Joe Scioscia-servant Maddon or Dave-the blooper-Mart. Just Shop-pack and maybe Navi at AAA. Maybe lack of discipline or leadership from their fashion concious manager, with 55 different lineups in 76 games, whither-than-white hair and a month long Kazmir-like face. I,m sorry Rays fans, I have to attack the cancer at its roots: MaddaM2008Managerof theYear (Yankees love him) MerlotMadMaddon
I can’t even begin to understand this
sounds like a tea party rant
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
KEEP YOUR MADDUM OFF MY CONSTITUTION
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That almost sounds sarcastic. The guy didn't mention Upton at all.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
This guy did
Put BJ on the DL. Enough of him and his slacking already. Loved all the hustle in the game tonight without BJ dragging everything down with his half hearted runs to first and jogging around in the outfield.
WE WON BECAUSE OF NO BJS IN THE DUGOUTS
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
This area does not deserve this team.
If I am commenting you need to hear it. Not really. www.theraysrepublic.com
Who was the poster?
I began my internets web posting career there.
If I am commenting you need to hear it. Not really. www.theraysrepublic.com
Where do these nicknames even come from?
II rest my case. This is the lineup where the opposiiton cannot pitch around EVERYBODY!! “Smarty Jones” leading off is a good call and dropping “Street Sense” deeper in the lineup…..he’s actually a prototypical 5th or 6th hitter…..and “Man O War” in the 9 hole is brilliant, in front of “Dust Commander”; THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT…….this IS A LINEUP where we can bunch hits and socre runs. “Dust Commander”, nice home run man; that was a great AB. Madddon, NOW YOU ARE COOKING WITH GAS.!!!!! Great job.
He mentions Barty’s HR being a “great AB.” Last time I checked he went down 0-2 and the pitcher laid a fastball right down the heart of the plate. I’m was more than jubilant about that homerun, but it no way was it a “great AB.”
They're horse names. All of them. I don't get it.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Matt Joyce kind of looks like a pony
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
It would make more sense if the Rays were a WNBA team.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
WHITE HORSES.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
WHY?
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
I think he died and it makes me sad
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I've known BJtB and Suttree for years... before the Rays even existed
I always read this site but never commented. Finally they convinced me to make an account. My entire life’s story right there.
He doesn't have a desk job during the daytime.
I think him and BJtB are ripping it up at night.
He’s also “not handling [the USA elimination] well”.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
It's a betting contest- who crosses the finish line first.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Horrible pitching match ups
Yeah, Choate had no biznass facing the Roid Monkey last night, they should have brought in Wheeler.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
"Once he crosses those < white > lines he is supposed to be a baseball player."
I find this amusing, considering my pet peeve for the day.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Jul 1, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Stay positive Stevesie
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess he hasn't been paid enough to get that light-phase-shifting skin graph yet.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Good comment on that other thing...
I replied and told the guys the only thing that is lazy is their writing.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
...
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I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
on a 4chan post
can we ban him?
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh, I think you mean the next 'Nevermind' AKA King of The Beach.
When an artist says his album will be his ‘Nevermind’, it’s guaranteed to be shitty. Haven’t gotten around to listening to The Way Out yet.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
I've been avoiding my family as much as I can since we've gone into this slump. I have to see them tonight for dinner.
It’s honestly like Heater Theatre In The Round when they get together. It’s come to the point where I can’t even watch games with them. We should bunt more, BJ is lazy, Longoria is distracted by pussy, Shields doesn’t have an out pitch, blah blah blah.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
Play along. Make clearly racist jew and black jokes. Be so stupid that they feel stupid for agreeing with you.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Compare BJ to that dude who shot that cop. That should grab some attention.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
*those cops
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
This has become one of my favorite things to do lately,
Be so stupid that they feel stupid for agreeing with you.
Makes people raise an eyebrow and re-think some of the things they are saying.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty awesome that a family sits down to a meal and is talking about the Rays instead of all the shit going on in this world
5 years ago they’d be bitching about the oil spill, nice to have something to love in the forefront.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
.
Jim Duquette
Cliff Lee told people around the club, Tuesday may have been his last start as a Mariner.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
This makes me both happy and sad. Hopefully he gets traded back to the NL.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
NOOOOOOOOOO.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
DARRRRR-EL
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Can we cut down on the gifs please?
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Who says no to a Matt Kemp for BJ Upton trade?
Would the Dodgers seriously do this? Maybe. They seem just bizarre enough. Teams swapping “headaches” and giving two talented guys a change of scenery. Beej can see Justin all the time and probably find his swagger against NL pitching.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
My new phone should be here around 3, who wants to do some Balltime(R) with me?
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you say—you're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!"
-Gallagher
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
That's too many syllables to spit out like a mouthful of burning hair. I should know.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Blind Items:
1. “The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days.”
2. “Which eccentric comic had ‘em rolling in the aisles-at an AA meeting in NYC? He stepped up to the mic to talk about his recovery and ended up doing a standup routine.”
3. "This very outspoken musician has fought against illegal downloading for years. Guess how he filled up his iPod? Here’s a hint, he didn’t pay for any of the music….hypocrite. Guess he only wants you to pay for his music. Not Adam Levine.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
3 is too obvious...
2 is Judy Tenuta
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you grab a recliner for your dinner last night or just sit at the bar?
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Booth...
did the girl(s) sit with you for your whole dinner?
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I had my gf with me though.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
our waitress was training another girl, and they sat and talked to us for most of the time. Did you get a baseball card for your girl?
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not. I did give them my info so they can email me the monthly specials.
What is this baseball card you speak of?
Service was avg but they’ve only been open three days so it didn’t bother me.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
our dancer waitress had a trading card that I guess they all make with their birthday, hometown, and an interesting fact.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
IS 3 DAVE MUSTAINE!?
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
I'm not sure if you know how blind items work
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not Dave Mustaine.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
PMCY found a "Pain Managment" pill clinic for junkies!
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
Jeez those are really hard to find in this area. There are only hundreds.
(I’m trying to put one in one of my buildings, I think it will be a great amenity for the other tenants)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
monster
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Fact: I'm the best person
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Link? I need to get my 'perscriptions' refilled.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
No link.
I was sitting at the Tally Ho bar on 56th for lunch and saw all the junkies coming in & out of the building next to me. I asked the bar tender what it was.
Also, the police rolled in while I was there saying they had a tip that Donte Morris’ brother was seen there earlier today.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
And left after expending 3 clips
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s legitimate need
I would like to reply to all the talk about the recent crackdown on oxycodone. All you are hearing about is the abuse of this and other pain medication, but no one is saying anything about the people who need this medication and use it correctly.
All the news is negative, and I think someone should make it known that there is a legitimate use for these medications. Some of the laws that are being considered to stem the sales are not taking into account the people who use these medications correctly. This is going to place hardships on those of us who do. Thank you, from a person who has chronic pain that has been controlled by oxycodone.
Frank Ambrogio, New Port Richey
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Sufferers need help
What do we do with the pain-management clinic? As usual, we throw the baby out with the bathwater.
There are necessary uses for pain-management clinics. What do you do with the patient with multiple surgeries that have failed to fix the medical problem? What do you do with the patient who suffers from an incurable disease that is painful? What do you do for the cancer patient? “Take two aspirins, drink plenty of fluids and call me in the morning.”
I’ve had six spinal fusions and all that that entails. None of them fixed the crushed spine I suffer with daily. There is nothing they can do for me but control the unbearable pain.
I don’t drive here from some other state, I have more than 1,000 pages of medical records and countless MRIs, but to you I’m an evil person.
I hope and pray that you and yours never suffer from an incurable chronic pain and there are no pain clinics left.
Charles H. Eure, St. Petersburg
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you do with the patient with multiple surgeries that have failed to fix the medical problem?
Medical Marijuana and thanks Charles for making my health care so expensive that I haven’t had it for 1.5 years. Society needs to cut the dead weight.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t drive here from some other state, I have more than 1,000 pages of medical records and countless MRIs, but to you I’m an evil person.
That’s what regular doctors are for, not “pain management clinics.”
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Well said.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
www. every fucking street corner . org
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they have junkie clinics in S. Tampa or just Pinellas & N Tampa?
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I would imagine so. The SP Times had a big piece on them last week
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You should have seen some of the freaks coming though that place.
I couldn’t imagine living life like that. White Trash central.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
"Painkillers help me be a better salesman" Salesmen (5,600 BCE - 2012 CE)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we cut down on the gifs please?
by kericr on Jul 1, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He no longer has the power of the hammer so I guess you can ignore.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
When phrased in the form of a question, that means it's a question, not a demand.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
See how tired he gets, so easily:
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
I prefer this

or even this:

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
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And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could find the whole thing
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Knee slide is the tits
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The MPAA will sue you for roughly $100 million dollars.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid the people I deal with on a day to day basis are
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Fact: Only pill junkies buy KIA
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Only pill junkies work for KIA
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
“Painkillers help me be a better salesman” Salesmen (5,600 BCE – 2012 CE)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed “I am the cat and I am here to steal.”
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
“Painkillers help me be a better salesman” Salesmen (5,600 BCE – 2012 CE)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed “I am the cat and I am here to steal.”
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Im keeping you employed, PMCY.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Are you getting home delivery?
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
water softener
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"Wah wah wah my hard water" All new Florida residents
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have any idea how fun it is to try and find cold call B2B salesmen
when the job does not offer any commission?
REAL FUN (not real fun)
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi, are you drinking water, well you better swallow lest you spit it all over your monitor when you hear this AMAZING deal!!!
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha who the fuck would do that w/o comission?
“Hi, do you drink water? Want some Nestle? No? K.”
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
<3)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
They should make chocolate-flavored water and market it to women
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
1. ive lived here 20 of my 25 years
2. the water currently leaves disgusting streaks on our new dishware and sinks.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
1) You're a child
2) wah wah wah
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This is going to be me on Saturday around 4:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZIhT9bLXP4&feature=player_embedded
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
Sorry, I'm at work and can't click on videos of a man orally pleasuring 25 other men
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Not what it is
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
"This is going to be me on Saturday around 4:00"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Not what it is
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gAtvrYrB7k&feature=related
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Needs more goose stepping
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Carl Crawford I am going to pick a fan today who tells me they voted and give them an autographed ball. So be sure to vote and respond!
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
Yay soccer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goS1Z6md7iA&feature=related
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
Top 100 movie insults of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=player_embedded
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
lol
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
better ORDER NOW
sandy
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The fact that they went to market with this issue is staggering.
And I believe them when they act like they weren’t aware of it. I honestly believe that Apple is so arrogant that they’d assume that nobody would ever use the phone without a case.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Yay, maybe they'll reimburse me for the phone
My plan is to wrap the antenna in scotch tape
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The speculation is that...
all the demos were done with a case to cloak the new design, like the one Gizmodo posted.
Boom. Outta Here.
That's a decent point
But I still don’t think it’s a valid enough excuse. Apple has to be held accountable to some degree.
True...
it seems more like stupidity to me than arrogance. I’m not sure what damages they are asking for though.
Boom. Outta Here.
Unfortunately class-action suits are almost always a rip-off. The only people who get paid in these are the lawyers.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
The King of Torts was a nice Grisham novel looking at this, about my only experience
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Got $20 once for a Nano--suit over easily scratched
It was awesome because I didn’t have to do anything. Got a notice in the mail about it.
It seems more like a way for the lawyer to get their name out there...
I believe they had another recent high profile case. I’m just wondering what damages they are asking for. I don’t know that there is a case if the phone is usable, despite how unnatural the positioning is.
Boom. Outta Here.
If they can prove that Apple new of the flaw and said fuck em, then there could be some issues there
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This is probably accurate, but was probably also justified as 'real-world' testing, and the disguise cases were designed to work like real cases to test overheating and such.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
And the iFans will defend Apple to no avail
Telling people to “learn how to hold a phone” or that they can’t believe someone would buy an iPhone without a case. I have a Droid and don’t have a case. I don’t feel like buying a thin phone then putting a plate of armor on it so it’s twice as big.
I've never bought a case or an accessory outside of a charger when I leave them at hotels.
Waste of money.
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Same
They’re ugly IMO (uglier than most scratches, but my phone doesn’t even have a scratch on it after a year) and make the phone bigger. What’s the point of having the word’s thinnest phone if you need to buy a case after. That’s like saying I made the world’s lightest laptop, but then you have to put a 3 pound battery in it to turn it on.
The Magic are suddenly interested in Boozer and CP3.
What a weird org.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
boozer wouldn't be bad
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine
by putupyourDUKES on Jul 1, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
They'd need a new coach, SVG loves that 4out1in
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
It would take Stan's 4 in-1 out system
and Boozer is as good at defense as Rashard Lewis.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
by 4QB on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
*Take away.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
by 4QB on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
why does Serena wear the red underpant things under her tennis skirt?
my theories:
1- can’t see cameltoe as easily [she doesn’t have one]
2- fetish for babboon ass.
3- she is an actual babboon.
by daveh33 on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
SAYING BLACK PEOPLE LOOK LIKE MONKEYS IS RACIST
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
^ Better teeth than some of my friends
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who was it who said the Bulgarian tennis chick was 12?
remarkable fail.
she’s 22. they just showed it… and i just lost all interest in this game… i knew she wasn’t 12, but i was hoping for teens.
I'm brimming with excitement for GER-ARG and BRA-NED
Come on you Oranje! Come on Die Mannschaft!!!
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
BRA NED
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoping for that Nigeria/Germany friendly?
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 1, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
BRA, NED!
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Spicey Chicken Sandos at Chik Fil A tonight
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
By charging twice the price of all other fast food restaurants and having higher demand I would imagine
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way, start rocking some Mark Lickous tribute glasses.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
pre-mustache days tho
didn’t want to ‘give it away’…. and holy shit, they finally showed the replay of prionkova beating venus from the good angle. when she’s on the ground and they do a crotch shot. love how the cameramen in women’s sports have no shame
I just saw what Sonny and the rest of the pen was doing last night, pretty funny doing sand drawrings
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Not a masculine chin.
Anyway, just posting a straight .gif of two dudes making out would be much hotter IMO.
I am an artist and I have been drinking.
Just like you're 50% a woman?
BTW how is it being post-op?
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 1, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Having a penis doesn't make you a man
Women’s Lib’d
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Least self-reflective post in DRB history, or most. You be the judge.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a penis and am a man, so you be the judge
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
Your GF had a penis and used to be a man.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
My GF is hotter than your GF
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
I heard those prescription hormones wreak havoc on the human body.
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
I met her when we were 16, she was a lady then
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
It must be nice to not have to tuck anymore.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 1, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No more GIFs.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 1, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry brah.
[14:28] Me: It’s two dudes macking
[14:28] R.J. Anderson: …………
[14:28] R.J. Anderson: what the shit is that
[14:28] R.J. Anderson: tell him no more gifs
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 1, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
RJ HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRB ANYMORE
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeez SS is barren on the AL ballot
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
PAT THE BAT FOR DH
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Mets are dumb, this can't be underscored enough
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703426004575339013108198050.html
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
July 1, 2010 byline ya fruitcake
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhh great, I'm going to write a post about how Santa Claus isn't real and give it today's byline
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best shot at catching the nudity in a major motion picture release
90-minute film : 20-45 minute marks
120-minute film: 30-80 minute range
Really narrows it down
Mulholland Drive has great tit on tit action
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
laura harring's tits are in my top 30 all-time
watts’ are nice little perky complements to harring’s bazookas
Wasn't aware of her name, but she's pretty fucking erotic
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Better read this post now before it's hidden
Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," Radar Online has learned exclusively.
Mel’s disgusting words are on audio tape.
Radar has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
"You’re an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point.
"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."
He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first."
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
Excellent
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
PMCY president of the mel gibson fan club
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
His most recent movie wasn't half bad.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I see a new sig in there somewhere, my vote would be the last line
Australians are foul-mouthed? shockedface.jpg
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How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, the correct terminology is a "muder" of n***ers, not "pack"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for clearing that up
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The man knows how to put together a sentence...
“How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”
Boom. Outta Here.
When Mel went on that little acting hiatus, I cried every day.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Is it crucial to download iTunes before activating the iPhone, I don't want that malware on my PC?
I wish bw was here
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
I don't live in a store and have to go see Rochester's premier fun-time band Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad tonight
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
iPhone 4?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Yeah just arrived, charging currently
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
I normally install the latest iTunes, plug in my phone and let iTunes manhandle it, then I jailbreak it. :D
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I may be seeking your advice in a few days
Is your number still 911? Alllrighty then.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
611, for information. Ask me anything.
Are you planning on jailbreaking? It’s harmless.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I'd like to compare the pros and cons before considering it, it's a work phone which is about the only reason I wouldn't think of doing it
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
I see what you mean. If it was a personal phone, I think the pros would outweigh the cons by a large margin. At least that's my opinion.
I’ve been jailbreaking them since the 1st one was released 3 years ago, haven’t had one problem. The dev team really does great work.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
New NBA Champions found
Drew Gooden apparently is headed to the Milwaukee Bucks, two league sources told ESPN The Magazine’s Ric Bucher.
The two sides are discussing a deal that could be worth $32 million over five years, a source close to Gooden said. The deal is not done and details still need to be worked out, a source said, but it appears both sides are committed to getting it done.
Gooden, who played last season with the Dallas Mavericks and Los Angeles Clippers, has played with eight NBA teams during his career. He averaged 11.9 points and 7.9 rebounds per game.
He officially can sign a deal July 8, when the NBA salary cap is established.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions
Also, I thought this guy was a bust and headed back overseas?
The Minnesota Timberwolves have agreed with free agent Darko Milicic on a four-year deal, his agent, Marc Cornstein, said Thursday.
The contract is worth $20 million and the fourth year is only partially guaranteed, sources close to the process told ESPN.com.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This one is my fav...
“…and we shall call that child Barack Hussein Obama, and no one will be the wiser about our terrorist baby.”
http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/post/738254438
Boom. Outta Here.
The Tea Party is probably the dumbest group of people on earth
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I watched a documentary on Fela Kuti last night, I would argue his enemies are the dumbest people on earth
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There is no reason for you to assail the musical opinions of others
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He's got like 15 wives and just plays music and tends to his flock all day. Living the dream.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
I should have said had, not has
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
Are you making a differentiation?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Rudy gay
got a 5 year, 80 mill contract.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
Resignz with the Memps- Yo.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
by 4QB on Jul 1, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Turn Back the Clock Night - 8/13/2010 vs the Orioles.
1970’s Tampa Tarpons uniforms with postgame concert by the Village People.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
BLOG FIGHT YA'LL
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I really wish someone had asked me to write for that site....
I could have pushed out at the 800 total words of shit and links dumps they are doing all by myself. They aren’t even updating the “Starting Five” piece everyday.
Boom. Outta Here.
.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/how-much-longer-does-kazmir-have-in-the-angels-rotation/
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Rev's on board
Rev Halofan says:
July 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Postgame interview Mike Scioscia is usually pathologically upbeat, worst thing he says is "turn the page"… last night he was miserable and singled out Kazmir as the reason for his foul mood. Clock officially ticking. They ate Appier’s money in 2003, so don’t be shocked…
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HOW COULD WE DUMP SCOTT KAZMIR!?!? WE WERE IN THE RACE?
THAT’S IT, I’M NO LONGER RENEWING MY SEASON TICKETS.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Worst contract ever.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
By far, one of the worst.
At least, prolly the worst this year.
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
by 4QB on Jul 1, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The Arenas deal is pretty bad
I can’t remember the name of the big white guy that got like 68 million to play like 15 mins, he’d be my vote. Tom Tolbert maybe?
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My boy
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Geiger was far from the worst when adjusted to the relative market price for his day
Jon Koncak 6 years 13 mill in 1989, more than Magic, Bird, and his Airness
Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla
Echo echo echo echo echo......
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
and the bunnymen and the bunnymen and the bunnymen and the bunnymen
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sweet reference to unlistenable music
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hard to top...
Darko getting twenty mil. Other people would probably have given Joe Johnson a max deal. NO ONE ELSE was giving Darko 4/20
Boom. Outta Here.
Its David Kahn,
What’d you expect?
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time
by 4QB on Jul 1, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Carlos Boozer and Ray Allen
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Its gonna be great when they play Noah at C all year and are mauled by any team with a center
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yankees Stadium is a joke.
A-Rod gets jammed and puts it out to right.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Here's a picture taken from Lexus' online vehicle catalog demonstrating their iPod functionality

I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Lexus is gangsta
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
"Fuck The Police"
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
OH! THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS! Thanks man.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Rage Against The Machine
(I’m guessing album name)
Attached to accessory
Ok to disconnect
I have old man skills (baseball reference)
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Album name: "Unknown Album"
My old man skills are better then your old man skills
I hope you understand how provocative and irritating a statement such as "baseball is played on the field not on paper" is. It is the kind of moronic critique that anti-sabermetric neanderthals use (along with the unfunny "mother’s basement" canard) to debunk what they do not understand.
Well done sir, well done.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I guess daveh left Tarpon and headed up to Port Richey
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
HOUSE TO MYSELF TONIGHT YA'LL!!!!1
/jerks it in the living room
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
That's classy jerkin.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 1, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Shitting with the door open.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I do that all the time.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching TV without any clothes on?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Nope.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
"Kick In The Door" is better, yo!
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonna go Sando it
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."
I was going to do that for lunch but it was too far...
hit up Taco Bell and now I have to take a nasty SBNTampaBay
Boom. Outta Here.
Chipolte for me
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Thought you lived down here?
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Work in New Port Richey...
when I have given up the will to live I will move closer to work
Boom. Outta Here.
ugh
That has to be a fun drive to & from every day.
Therefore, I should be ignored completely, because I’m a blithering idiot.
When John Jaso strikes out twice in a game, he becomes Kohn Kaso, which is Spanish for "with cheese."
by kericr on Jun 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 1, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 42 minutes no matter how fast I drive...
most of it is expressway. it would be worse to live up here.
Boom. Outta Here.
My girl is bringing some as we speak
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
I gave detailed instructions and it's delish
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comedy!
No truth to rumor that #Rays next “Turn Back the Clock” night will include uniforms of SanAntonio Missions
Boom. Outta Here.
Ouch.
Hi Kelly Dwyer:
First I must state that I don’t know much about the details of Wesley Johnson’s contract, but what I will say is this: I think these basket ball players are being paid too much money. Having said that, I cannot but comment on the incoherent piece you wrote on the subject. I found it extremely difficult to follow. I tried reading it but had to set it aside as I could not waste any more time with it. I hope your next piece will be an improvement.
Audley
Damn, has it been that long? Is that what happens since I been gone, homie?
they go the game all wrong, it’s too pretty in here, lets say we take it back to the trap one time

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