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Around SBN: Indy 500: 'Greatest Spectacle In Racing' Set For Sunday

GDT of the Light Brigade

GDT of the Light Brigade

Star-divide



Half a league, half a league,
 Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.

 

2.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
 Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.

 

3.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
 Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
 Rode the six hundred.

 

4.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
 All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
 Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
 Not the six hundred.

 

5.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
 Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
 Left of six hundred.

 

6.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
 All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
 Noble six hundred.

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The Crimean War was stupid

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I DISAGREE

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me one good reason anyone would want possession of The Ukraine?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

::looks up Seinfeld quote::

THE MIGHTY UKRAINE WILL CRUSH YOU.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

History does not bare this out

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ukraine has uranium.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

*feverishly looks up Ukraine in World Book*

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

God willing

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

An out!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Huzzah!

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't like that Shin-Soo fellow. GO BACK TO CHINESE TAI PAI

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Dorp

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a bobble. Not unheard of. Like you're perfect

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just looked awful from the get go.

Sorry I expect greatness from our white players

by SRQman on Jul 25, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

As well you should be

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not their fault

They got distracted by the bright orange shirts Staats/BA are wearing.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah ha ha

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is in Cleveland

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY?

I thought the Indians played in phily…..NOT.

by Paul Ellis on Jul 25, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha sick use of sarcasm

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

I have been practicing in the mirror.

by Paul Ellis on Jul 25, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're dead to me, this is the last communique I will be sending your way.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to imagine all of us posting via telegraph

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me what to do

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Telegraph jokes used to be a big part of my bit

-SF1 reflecting on his Vaudeville days

What’s the deal with these gold mines, Smitty is only getting 4 nuggs a day.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to what SRQ found last night, SF1 is probably getting 4 nuggs a day too.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shit, no wonder I've never done a drug of any kind in my day.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT HAT IS BLACKNOT

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice lea-in, we're going to ride to our death or die trying

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"lea-in"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

GD it I suck almost as much as whoever scheduled the GDT today.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cork I believe

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bait denied

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of that Russian Czar Anne or whatever that got crushed banging a horse

Google fails worese thenm me

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catherine "Anne" The Great

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah her, Steph was thinking along these lines, apologies that I'm not up to speed on beastiality deaths.com

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or common knowledge apparently

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god it wasn't GIS, Indy Airport better not be watching over my shoulder

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A weak ground out to 1st? Matt Joyce is def. replacing Zorilla today

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

coming into today...

Joyce wOBA > Longoria wOBA over last 30 days

surprising, huh?

by Jason Collette on Jul 25, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really, neither are hitting that well, and Joyce has great plate discipline whereas Longo is average.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

.239/.407/.500

One of the stranger lines you’ll see. Low BABIP too.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said, great discipline which is certainly a component of wOBA

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you consider him grand?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRADE NEWS!!!!! UPTON IS OUT OF THE LINEUP !!!

And houston Street is cleaning out his locker!!!

by Rjw123 on Jul 25, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Houston

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

REID!!!!!

He can keep the sideburns for another day.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

BRIGGY !!!

Broke into A-rod’s locker in NY apparently

by Rjw123 on Jul 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Like this swamp fellow

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING REID BRIGNAC

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I heart me some Reid fucking Brignac, if only he was as good as Jason Bartlett

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

9-18 with 4 HR on the road trip

yea we really shouldn’t be playing him everyday

by Dbullsfan on Jul 25, 2010 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

He's terrible, have you seen his grit %?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briggy for either of the Marte's

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhh, no, I won't be doing that.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Maddon Aquinas too deep in though to consider what's actually happening ON THE FIELD

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

*thought

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bartlett also nice

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

JB good play!!!

DAVIS!!! that guy was hitting .188 come on!!!

by Paul Ellis on Jul 25, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

FC

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sould have been a K.

Its only the second inning Davis should still have some magic in his fishing box.

by Paul Ellis on Jul 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

/\/\ GREAT POST!! /\/\

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate pitchers that throw 95 with secondary stuff so wicked it can't be controlled, we should trade this nub, while we can

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

And then something remarkable happened. The crowd — just about evenly divided between men and women — instantly segregated itself: the men were propelled as if by a centrifuge toward the room’s perimeters, and the dance floor, a platform raised just a step off the ground, was taken over entirely by women surrounding Freedia. The women did not dance with, or for, one another — they danced for Freedia, and they did so in the most sexualized way imaginable, usually with their backs to her, bent over sharply at the waist, and bouncing their hips up and down as fast as humanly possible, if not slightly faster. Others assumed more of a push-up position, with their hands on the floor, in a signature dance whose name is sometimes helpfully shortened to "p-popping."

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist is finished, right? Dude is back to 2007 power. Eventually people will start throwing strikes against him.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Just needs a refresher on the MKanix System

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We call that starting a new cycle round these parts.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get your reference

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a reference.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get your reference

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I accept it all, not with contempt, but with humility.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Staats is a pro-Blyleven guy. Sweet

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good post daveh

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANKS

I WOKE UP JUST TO POST THIS BECAUSE I FELT THE GROUND VIBRATIONS FROM BRIGGY’S ISOP BURGEONING UPWARD.

by daveh33 on Jul 25, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Pena grounded out into the shift. Unheard of.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like you don't watch many Rays games. Perhaps in the future you can stick to speculation about trades that the Bucs will never make?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I really like that Niko guy when he was over there, watching free games was the best

What ever happened to him?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It turns out it actually was a crime to be Greek

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspected this, I think it has to do with the smell, utilitarianism is the best

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grease stains are a public health risk

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

See you the next time Briggy gives you morning wood

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Judging by his posts I'd call it "Mourning Wood" (because he has severe emotional/mental problems)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi witty.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather just see him hit some flyballs instead of groundballs all the time.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

NYY down 2-1 in 3rd.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB At Bat Ipad App being put to good use over here

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got Choo out, so that's nice

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

When he eats

would that be a choo-chew?

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Jul 25, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it wouldn't. He doesn't eat cud, and chew and choo are not the same

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those words all look alike to me.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fair. I acquiesce.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Kalas for HoF

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Todd Kalas for Exemplar of The People

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Kalas for my dad.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The People's Dad

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hate to have him as a brother, I could see him being a big dildo and stealing all the girls you bring home

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But think of all the girls that would bang you just to get close to him.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic statistical question, are runs scored greater than runs allowed?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes they are.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dude btw whats your email

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

vsswitzer@yahoo.com

You get your invites?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeppers

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sent

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werrrd.

I’ll check it out.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE OH DUDE HEY DUDE

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my websites banner image

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

My banner image is Omar from WIld and Crazy kids.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple

Loser

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 25, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

TODD KALAS HALL OF FAME MAN OF THE PEOPLE

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice 2 inning discussion on the HoF. Thanks guys.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, it totally came out of left field. Why would they be discussing the HoF today?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The timing is fine. The length of the discussion was too short.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are tired arguments, how much mileage are they supposed to get out of them? You have some unrealistic expectations Buccy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either you didn't get the subtle sarcasm in my statement, or I have just been trolled.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're all trolled my friend (friend? can I call you that?)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything to do with the NFL should be treated like biowaste.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce blows

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Abreu never threw a no-hitter

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S BEEN OVER-RATED ON THIS SITE

HE NEVER MADE ONE ‘DAVEH TOP 101 SPECT LIST’

by daveh33 on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like when we put the ball in play against bad defenders

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish his name was Wally

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

How does Jaso get thrown out there

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Serious baseball question.

Whats the RE24 of a guy on 3rd with 2 outs versus guys on 1st and 2nd with 1 out?>

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

69 vs 420

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce should've known that.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buy The Book, then buy my book

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frustrating,

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

JOYCE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Joyce on 3rd no outs

grounder to first on to second back to first double play and Joyce stood on 3rd

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah no shit!

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FireFoley.org.asm

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or at the very least blames his left fielder

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beej builds a campfire under that

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

woof

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buzz Bissinger: Political Pundit
buzzbissinger
I voted for Obama. But he has no cajones, no fire in the gut. Not everything can be solved in beautifully articulate speech.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That is the most generic opinion held on the left. But thank you for thinking that tweet is something special

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was that or the guy getting stabbed at comic-con

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter related violence

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It happened right before the Universal panel for Jon Favreau's Cowbows and Aliens.

Coincidence?

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

During the Resident Evil panel, coincidence?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if the stabbee was african.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Shaun King stabs you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how "they" do

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd help Clay Davis, not Wade Davis

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

NIGERIA FOR NIGERIANS BITCH

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kenya and Nigeria are literally the same thing

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quite a few right back up the box, makes me think they have him timed pretty well

I wish he had developed a change at some point

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think only the one went straight back through

The others looked more like routine grounders that were more influenced by defensive positioning.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's had 3-4 grounders go back up the gut, a couple have been between the bases, but he's had at least 3 go withing 5 feet of 2B.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My fault, two, Santana and Hafner

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the average of our combined wrongness leads to the truth

Pleasure doing business with you

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hafner was just straight back through

But I attributed Santana’s much more to where Reid was positioned as opposed to Wade’s pitching, necessarily. Wade’s not dominating, obviously, but I don’t know that they have him timed so much as he’s just not comfortable with the feel of his pitches today.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was back through the box, it doesn't prove anything timing-wise it was just an observation.

I’m happy to see him throwing strikes and mixing pitches, that’s all I ask of him.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got it

Just didn’t quite understand at first.

I think, watching Baltimore, I’ve gotten a really good understanding of the difference between having to learn/make adjustments at the minor league level (Wade) and truly not being ready for the majors (Arrieta, Tillman, etc.)

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

When's the last time you saw Zobrist go with a pitch, he's trying to pull everything.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't homer to opposite field yesterday?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't interrupt his rants

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apologies.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's one time, but he's grounding or lining everything to RF as a lefty it seems like

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"When's the last time you saw..."

Last time was yesterday. Just sayin.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'll rephrase if you're gonna be a dick about it, Does it seem like Zobrist has been pulling an inordinate number of pitches as a lefty?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My spreadsheet doesn't show these things.

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Srs response as to not piss you off, I haven’t noticed.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're the dick. Dick.

Yeah, it does seem like he’s pulling everything to RF lately.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more of an asshole, going around shitting on everything, but at least we're not pussies

On the season BIP/wOBA:
As L to LF: 37/.239
As L to RF: 70/.352
As L to CF: 84/.419
As R to LF: 34/.375
As R to CF: 34/.331
As R to RF: 21/.286

http://www.fangraphs.com/statsplits.aspx?playerid=7435&position=2B/SS/OF&season=2010#advanced

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played.

Looks like he’s a little more pull conscience than I thought.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera catches that and MVB is gunned

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

SITUATIONAL HITTING FROM CRAW!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

INSURANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have traded BJ!

WE DUn GOOF’D

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm backtracing this post as we speak just so you know

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you do that...

Consequences will never be the same.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reported to the cyber police and the state police

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You dun goofed.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was already posted in this subthread. Please don't butt in.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give us a major league baseball manager instead of a wanna be philosphical brain teaser. My God, he must drive the players crazy.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah what happened in 2008 and 2009?

Can’t ignore those entire seasons of mediocre hitting

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can press "r" to respond to a post when you have it highlighted.

GTFO, how long?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Todd Kalas, you're so funny.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

By low

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buy*

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, baseball cards are a great investment for grown-ups and functional humans

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill give you something functional, funny and hilarious!

I give you the greatest invention http://dicktowel.com/

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is literally the first time I have seen that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is even an instructional video

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never seen the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia, nor am I familiar with the Kool Keith rap song about this product.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the show is really good

I highly recommend watching it if you like to laugh. If you don’t like to laugh then I wouldn’t watch it

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't tell if Pena let that go on purpose.

If he did, smooth.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoove

Spanish spelling

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 25, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is my jam right now, bout to board flight, GO RAYS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zV37qOlOzY

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 25, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

As you should...

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

…….. ………..

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

God fucking dammit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BA laughing at how much Santana dragged the pitch into the strike zone.

God it’s going to suck having KK back tomorrow.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I live 1000 miles from Tampa.

If I want to watch a Rays home game I have to put up with Mr. Nice Piece of Hitting, or Mr. Well, Saved a Double! if you prefer.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You dropped this name, let me get that for you

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

I also could have said something about it to Michelle Obama. She was there.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomorrows game is on ESPN at 7

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,
Maddon said Durham INF Dan Johnson, who leads the International League with 28 homers, is “intriguing” and could help out the Rays before the season is done.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

"Who cares at this point?"

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ronald McDonald

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This meme has potential.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Johnson

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
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by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

A Florida church called the Dove World Outreach Center, in keeping with its pledge to “stand up for righteousness,” is hosting “International Burn a Koran Day” on September 11. But only after the “No Homo Mayor” protest next month.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazing.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That mayor is hot as fuck, no homo mayor

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

image of a mayor dot jpg

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This seems like a good book

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will bet lots and lots of money right now

that Wade gets through the 7th OK, then Maddon puts him back out there for the 8th and he immediately gets into trouble.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

4/20/69

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/20/95

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-24-2009

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

9/5/95

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 25, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

She looks like James LaBrie but with better hair

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by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 25, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I still get the Upton cards?

I didn’t say it was a bad thing, anyway. LaBrie is one fetching individual, I’ll have you know

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

At Tropicana Field — home of the Tampa Bay Rays — every one of the stadium’s 47 food and drink outlets inspected incurred a critical violation during inspections within the past year, according to Florida inspection reports. Violations include food residue in a cooler, toxic chemicals stored too close to food preparation areas, “slime” in the ice machines and thermometers not readily visible to measure the temperature of hot foods.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PAGING LEE CAZ

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter. No one goes to the games anyways.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Bob Pascal, a senior vice president with Centerplate, which runs concessions at Tropicana Field, said those critical violations are simply recommendations on how the company can improve its processes.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at wSIA to get a good idea on how the place actually performs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

(weighted Staph Infection Average)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTFY
But Bob Pascal, a senior vice president with Centerplate, which ran concessions at Tropicana Field until Monday, July 26, when Stu Sternberg went completely apeshit over the findings and fired them, said those critical violations are simply recommendations on how the company can improve its processes.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would if he could

They’ve got some ridiculous contract that Sternberg doesn’t have control over.

by sstamour on Jul 25, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have a hard time believing Sternberg is capable of an apeshit mode FWIW

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't fuck with his chaddah

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 26, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw this

we are 1 of 2 stadium in the entire country (out of 107) that have a 100% violation rating

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verizon Center in DC

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup DC had the other

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIDDDD

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BRRRRIGGGGY

BRRIGY BRIGY BRIGHHHHHHHEEEE

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

what'd he do?

i’m at half-mast. awaiting details

by daveh33 on Jul 25, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rob Santana

Isn’t that the guy that sang “Smooth”?

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 25, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Brignac with a huge play

by peteypab on Jul 25, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

More LOLfense

It’s nice to see the Indians actually play like the Indians when the Rays are in town.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Save this one for next game against Carmona

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

that happened like 2 days ago in Canada!

haha I can show u the story

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100724/ap_on_re_ca/cn_canada_air_show_crash
TOO SOON

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one hurt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or this really

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Using a hidden camera, an Italian magazine owned by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi caught three Catholic priests inside a gay nightclub and having sex inside a church building. The local diocese is now calling on gay priests to come out.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's from a news story I read on game day. Please keep up.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this sarcasm?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not being trolled. I seriously didn't know whether you were joking or not.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since 1 of every 3 baseball players is a homosexual, this type of discussion of gay rights is germaine

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always used to wonder why churches smelled like lotion and doo-doo when I was a kid.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's from the eucharist

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, another run lost

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT WHY STEAL THIRD

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job there

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

holy shit

go away percival

by GenghisJohn on Jul 25, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK STOP RUNNING

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S OK EVERYONE, THEY'RE AGGRESSIVE MISTAKES

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

failtastic

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Failtastic Four

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, 1 of 6 adults has mental illness.

Perfect commercial after back to back base running fails.

by blackraven on Jul 25, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Big fan of this bullpen usage

Use Benoit for highest-leverage situation, don’t worry about the inning. Then go to Balfour with a clean slate in the 8th against weaker hitters.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 25, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

rickie weeks just jacked #20

we should’ve traded for him last year like I told Friedman to do.

by daveh33 on Jul 25, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

<3 That U

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of shitty baserunning

Guess who has come in to play CF and bats 2nd in the top of the 9th?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Shelley is a girls name fyi

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, this is getting awful

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

we lose...

NOW

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by Gone Phishing on Jul 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

damn wild pitch!!!

gaaaaaahh

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so anyway i got tickets to tuesday's game

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by witty on Jul 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Give us a major league baseball manager instead of a wanna be philosphical brain teaser. My God, he must drive the players crazy.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

blah blah professor madden/human garbage etc.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
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by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank god for popups

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by witty on Jul 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is this lower case "g" god you speak of?

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by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

wittycus, pagan god of ground-rule doubles

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by witty on Jul 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oi Oi Oi

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by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like you were infected by Zoe

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

MFIKY up next.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop the presses, BJ struck out looking.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well at least he can't get picked off too.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
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by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton caught looking? Seems out of character

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Never wouldve thought that would happen

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That is truly just be being bj

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

....watch the ..... ga....me

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy being bj

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by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO WE BE

DMX. Where my dawgs at?!

by SRQman on Jul 25, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aybar's been pretty good lately.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been decent. Above mediocre by not much, but miles ahead of how he had played so far this year.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

did the Indians ever host a tribute to Coach Lou?

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It's the Batman.

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by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

TRASH-80 FTW

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by witty on Jul 25, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT FUCKING SAYS "APPLE II" ON THE TOP OF THE IMAGE JESUS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

TROLLED.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah? How confident of that are you?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not very.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only that

there is a picture of an apple on the wall

by Landlord on Jul 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turtleneck.\

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to figure out if she's cutting an apple or a tomato on that cutting board.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
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by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me, I hate doing dishes.

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by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll see a graph comparing the DVOA of Sabby Piscatelli and Dexter Jackson

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he's playing drug wars there.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst post of a thread featuring both Paul Ellis and Witty. Congratulations SRQ

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sori!

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone just notice the man in the ape costume above Soriano's head in the stands?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Also some sort of sombrero

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano's been terrible lately, he's blown 1/3 of all his saves since the ASB.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

no wonder the Rays are doing so terrible

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 25, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano makes me so nerveous lately

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those are batteries

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLICE AND DICE

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he come out to KPOP?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wondered who on the Indians was waiting for Starcraft II

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 25, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Big League Choo wasn't going to miss out on a chance to make the Rays look foolish.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're awful

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

VICTORY!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BALL GAME BITCHES

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

RAYS WIN

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

hey that Upton fellah has a good glove...

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

INDIANS JUST GOT ANDREW JACKSON'D

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Trail of Tears jokes FTW (for the win)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 13k+ fans in Leaveland are apparently BoSox transplants

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

/!\ Yankee fan found /!\

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

can I call for fiddle cat?

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

5-4 road trip

Now lets take the homefield advantage

by Landlord on Jul 25, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Going 5-4 where you played 6 games against the Indians and Orioles is UNACCEPTABLE

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS TEAM IS CARRYING WINS OUT OF CLEVELAND

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The Toughest Blog in America

by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 25, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take care of this before a million of you rush to post it:
Final thought to GomesSweetGomes
Remember when i said Rays best chance at a winning road trip was sweeping the O’s?

Laugh all you want boys—i know baseball

by sternfan1 on Jul 24, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Going 5-4 where you played 6 games against the Indians and Orioles is UNACCEPTABLE

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could've been 7-2

Should’ve, but that’s the way it goes sometimes

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 25, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wth

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 25, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just now dawns on me that witty and daveh are the opposite ends of the DRB spectrum

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would be great

if winning in Cleveland this year makes the difference at the end of the year for the division or wild card

by peteypab on Jul 25, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Tweet from Stark

 @jaysonst Scouts from #Astros, #Tigers, #Rays, #Orioles, #Red Sox, #Giants & #Pirates watching #Phillies-#Rockies today in Philly. It’s a scoutfest!

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 25, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ubauldo Jimenez is clearly broken, but he might be a good fit for the Rays

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 25, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

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