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Matt Garza Pitches No Hitter; Rays Win 5-0

Since the day Matt Garza donned a Rays uniform he's had the best pure stuff on the team. If one Rays pitcher was going to throw a no hitter, it was going to be him. He's had his share of mental struggles over his career that tended to override his tremendous talents at times. Garza had come close in the past, notably against the Marlins and Red Sox a couple years ago.  Tonight you can see what Garza is capable of when everything is right between his ears.

That was simply stunning, and utterly impressive. The Tigers had only two hard hit balls all night. While Garza had only six strikeouts, he did get 13 swinging strikes on his 120 pitches. As has been the trend lately with Kelly Shoppach, he called for fastball after fastball and Garza gladly obliged. Of those 120 pitches, 101 were heaters.

There's really not much else to say. Matt Garza was nearly perfect tonight. On national television. In a Rays uniform. Of course, he was helped out by the bat of Matt Joyce After being held hitless for 5.2 IP by Max Scherzer, the Rays loaded the bases with Joyce at the plate. After working the count full, Joyce blasted a grand slam into the right field seats, letting Rays fans breathe a big sigh of relief. The Rays also made some fine defensive plays to keep the no-no intact. Ben Zobrist made a running/leaping grab in right field, and Carl Crawford caught a ball in the 8th inning that he nearly lost in the lights.

After being on the wrong end of three no hitters in the past year, it feels FANTASTIC to get to see what it feels like on the other side. I was stuck with recapping the Braden and Jackson games this season. Redemption. We like to tell Garza to "Be the Crane" on this site, which means "calm down. relax. pitch like you know how." Tonight, he was the Crane.

Congratulations, Matt, from the entire DRaysBay community.

I'll leave you with Garza's final line and the play by play of the game's final three batters.

Matt Garza (W, 11-5): 9IP, 0H, 0R, 0ER, 1BB, 6K, 0HR.

Top 9th: Detroit

- D. Kelly grounded out to second
- G. Laird struck out looking
- R. Santiago hit for D. Worth
- R. Santiago flied out to right center

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors

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Congratz to Garza and the Rays!

must bee good to be on the opposite end of a no-no for once! Congratz guys!

by lololol on Jul 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice game, Garza!

Congrats to the Rays from your ’98 expansion brethren.

"Hey, I don't mean to rush you, but you are keeping two civilizations waiting!"

by kishi on Jul 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOT!

Finally it’s the Rays throwing the no hitter.

WTY's ERA+ = 135 : - / -- Kevin Frandsen > Brandon Wood??????

by Figgi4life on Jul 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Loved how he handled Cabrera in this game

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

POPPED OUR NO-HIT CHERRY

BOO-YA

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That was incredible to see

Especially after the last start, I never would’ve guessed that he’d be able to throw a no-no this season. But to come within ONE WALK of a perfect game…dayum. Joyce’s second slam was just icing on the cake.

What’s better is that he did this against a quality lineup. No one can trash what he did out there tonight…it was just amazing.

And hey, now we’re that much better as a franchise than the Mets.

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

This is true, the Tigers are injured all over. I wouldn't take away from the accomplishment, but that lineup as-is is not a murder's row.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, as opposed to the Orioles or the Pirates

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any game where Miggy goes 0-fer is an accomplishment

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

From this day forth...

the 26th of July shall be known as Matt Garza Day.

by ega05me on Jul 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

What a great game to watch.

THe Garza no hitter and the Joyce Grand Slam. Congrats Garza.

by thedudeofdudes on Jul 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Friggin amazing. PURPLE DRANK FOR ALL

A lot of us have said if one guy was gonna do it, it would be Garza. Nice to be on the other side of this after four times in 13 years.

THE CRANE DID WORK. PIMP. GANGSTER. DON. GODFATHER.

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by Tommy Rancel on Jul 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Crane, agreed

I thought about that during the 7th inning.

Crane in, Game over

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he has chicken

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen, Erik hasn't felt this nervous since the 10th frame of his first 300 game

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I screwed up on my 10th frame in my 300 game

298 :-(

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't bowl because I'm not white trash

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a pederast.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TheBowlingProcess.com...

/probably pushing it

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol'd and rec'd

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

10pintimes.nbc.com

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot Damn!

Congrats, Garza! It’s been a long time coming for our team. I honestly thought it’d be Price to throw the first one.

by mattc286 on Jul 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves fan here, just popping in to say congrats to Garza, the Rays and Rays fans!

"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones

by MBL1 on Jul 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This is the 3rd greatest game I've been witness to

1st: ALDS Game 1
2nd ALCS Game 2

Seriously, it’s fantastic we finally got one of these to go our way. The “Big Game” nickname should be handed over to Garza on a plate.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 7

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by Tommy Rancel on Jul 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I missed half of that game :(

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crowd of Game 1 was louder

Also, I nearly caught Longo’s 1st homer. Game 1 was more exciting for me.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is first for me, 2nd is the CG duel with Halladay last season

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

From a Twins fan - Congrats Rays and Congrats Garza!

Great to see Garza be the one to do it. I still think you guys robbed us in the Delmon Young trade, but at least Young’s looking better now.

But anyway… congrats from Minnesota!

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not going to spoil my mood.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll trade you Brendan Harris back for him

Souhan in Chinese! : "一會兒,德爾蒙楊想與他無關的隊友。不想讓他們打他。難道不希望他們偷了他的頭盔。不希望他們成為他的Facebook的朋友。"

by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched Brendan suck it up pretty hard for the Wings last night, at least he could hit the last couple years, he's garbage now

Perkins pitched a nice game btw, I think he could be an OK bottom of the rotation guy for y’all

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is so awesome. Amazing

I can’t describe it in words.

The sunshine will come to Nats Park. I promise.

by Allen J. Kha on Jul 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

No hitters before BJ/Evan fight...0.

After…1. TEAM CHEMISTRY

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by Tommy Rancel on Jul 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

For a DRays Bay thread...

…it’s awful devoid of gifs.

/Rangers fan enjoying an off day by being happy for TB

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jul 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Walked out of the hospital two days later.

Apparently was a firefighter from a small town outside Dallas. Nolan Ryan came and visited him in the hospital, bringing with him a signed bat by the entire team and the ball he was going after when he took a dive off the second deck.

And yes, many LoneStarBallers have now considered jumping off the second deck just to meet Nolan Ryan.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Fun nugget of info: I am named after Nolan Ryan.

by Hatfield on Jul 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun subsequent nugget of info:

that makes you an awesome human.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Jul 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKING FALE

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Refresh the page.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Hotlink protected

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

much more ironic this way.

Must not be here for baseball either. Because that isn't what we're playing.

by westbrook on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have quite a few, but the Cavs site murdered my bandwidth a couple weeks back so I'm coming up empty.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be foolish; the source of his power was his perfectly-trimmed goatee

Not a single hair out of place tonight.

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You're just a regular ray of fucking sunshine, now aren't you?

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cut the bullshit...for one night.

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by Tommy Rancel on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You have the power

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

USE THE POWER

AND SCREW RESPONSIBLITY

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Who cares at this point?"

Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever that means--i really care less

just think Barty is the best we have at the moment and he’s been playing pretty well

by sternfan1 on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"the best we have at the moment"

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"best we have at the moment" changes daily

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You dirty ape!

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww

We should be spreading love and friendship and rainbows around tonight, not bannings.

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until he writes you his goodbye letter, then comes back and posts a couple of days later.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never be a mod again. My first action will be to permaban his ass.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love, Friendship, Rainbows

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone with youtube skillz needs to make a Hitler "Downfall" video

depicting stern’s epic anger at the no-hitter

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering how exactly you were going to tear this night of joy to the ground

I am pleased to say, you did not disappoint.

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston.com blogger Eric Wilbur via Twitter (@GlobeEricWilbur)

“Congrats to Matt Garza, the Rays, and their 37 fans.”

What a razor-sharp wit, and so timely.

by calmer than you are on Jul 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yawn

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Boston

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unlubricated.

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

by IntrepidX on Jul 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would expect more from a professional blogger

How childish and Bush league.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm proud to say I'm one of that 37

Interesting number choice, isn’t that the percentage that Boston TV ratings are down this year?

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delmon 3-5

OPS nearing .900

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRE FRIEDMAN

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

DICK STOCKTON SAID SO!

Must not be here for baseball either. Because that isn't what we're playing.

by westbrook on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD WHAT KIND OF BUM TRADES A GREAT HITTER FOR TRASH!!!!!

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played, Mauer.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boston needs to lose the next 5 in a row

For their smart ass comments about our 37 fans

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

40,000 total, maybe?

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce hit a GS to end a no-no

Matt Garza threw a no-no

Good night to be named Matt.

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm named Matt!

Also here is something to think about.

Joyce hits the grand slam against his former team, the trade he was involved in was with Edwin Jackson (no-hitter at the trop earlier in the season) and the trops 2nd no-hitter this year is the Rays thanks to Joyce’s grand slam.\

Comes full circle

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to past the WDAE and SunSports calls of the last out

Fuck ESPN. They don’t deserve to be part of this.

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

err post

FALE

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck WDAE. Those fuckfaces will post about how Maddumb should have pulled Garza @100 pitches.

The smartest guy on that station is Sileo. That’s a fucking problem.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The smartest guy on that station is Sileo"

That is such an epic statement, I am speechless, but not typeless.

That whole station turned me to XM radio full time. Terrible.

by ValricoBrian on Jul 26, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about Freed and Wills

Fuck the rest of those cocksuckers

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, Giants

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

First since 1991 according to ESPN

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, last one was the '91 White Sox.

Or something like that.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

I didn’t see that 1000 times on twitter

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, I know.

But somehow, not everyone is on twitter.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just joshing with you...

but it was kind of ridiculous how many times they posted that.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF1?

2010 Rays Baseball: Shut up, Mr. Rosenthal. We're not giving up.
2010 FSU Baseball: 2010 ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS

by JMB on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would help my fantasy team

except the Yankees keep winning so no…..

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im trying to create a no-hitter with Verly on the show,

sad to say- it’s failing miserably.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHERE WAS NAVI?!?!

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FITTING AYE?

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That was awesome. Started watching the game in the bottom of the fifth and shouted in excitement when Joyce hit the grand slam an inning later. God I hate Detroit.

The way the AL is shaping up, I’ll certainly be rooting for you guys in every October game [but only one october ] that Cliff Lee doesn’t start.

Garza’s always been one of my favorite pitchers in the league—I was shocked that MIN gave up on him but it’s nice to get him out of the division. Maybe Idiotic Nick Cafardo or whatever his name is can convince you guys to trade him to us.

Must not be here for baseball either. Because that isn't what we're playing.

by westbrook on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

are you serious?!

NOT 1 RUN? Wow….why did the Angels even bother getting Haren. Cliff Lee debut 2.0

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible...

I only expect that from the Rays

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce says screw you

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troll

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juan rivera sucks.

Jeff mathis sucks.
Erick aybar doesn’t suck as much.

WTY's ERA+ = 135 : - / -- Kevin Frandsen > Brandon Wood??????

by Figgi4life on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait... so are we the only team to be perfect-gamed, no-hit, and throw a no-hitter in the same season?

I mean, I know we’re not the only team to be no hit and throw a no hitter in the same season…

but we’ve been no-hit twice this season one of which was a perfect game

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he face

The minimum?

WTY's ERA+ = 135 : - / -- Kevin Frandsen > Brandon Wood??????

by Figgi4life on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This really reminds me of the WDAE commercials

Not intended to be a downer, but this reminds me of the whole “Where will you be when the Rays steal home?” ad campaign.

This team is going to the playoffs. Be there for the ride.

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jayson Stark can fuck himself.
Garza’s teammates mobbed him near the mound after a performance that left the New York Mets and San Diego Padres as the only big league teams without a no-hitter. The Rays began play in 1998 — the Padres in 1969 and the Mets in ’62.

That “I cant believe _ never threw a no-hitter for the Rays” shit was stupid.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasn't. It was quoted in the GDT.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got home

My twin brother has a deal on season tickets with a few of his colleagues.

He calls me this lunch time, says Dude I got tickets meet me at Courtside Grill off Ulmerton. We gather there, he gets started on a 2-4-1 order finishing off 4 beers, so i got driving duties.

We get to the game just as the first pitch goes.

We stayed the whole game.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Wait, I got pics coming.

The level of Awesome is now AWESOME.

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm never gonna live this down am I?

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the family tree is coming together nicely for you eh?

Longo! (Ah-a-ah!) Fighter of the Upton! (Ah-a-ah!) Champion of the Rays! He's the master of batting and defense for everyone!

by pudieron89 on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are the chances of you and your twin dressing up as jedis for a DRB gif?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will never happen. Phil's not that huge a geek.

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the curious

Your source for replacement level commentary

by RATW on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Pics from Garza no-hit

lets see if this works…

There’s the man, getting ready for a post-game interview. The guy on the left is my brother I LOVE THAT GUY for bringing me to the game. Dunno who the kid is.

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by witty on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

next pic is fuzzy

I’m working with a basic phone cam…

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by witty on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's got zoom, I have no problems with it

and besides I can’t hate a fan who was THERE AT THE AWESOME NIGHT OF WIN

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by witty on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

I kind of like that it was during an unheralded matchup…this is part of what makes baseball so special

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at tonight's game! Wow! What a game. What an experience!

I made a joke about a player on the Rays. I must not be a real fan! So hilarious. Don't ban me, bro.

by Devilray187 on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I was in Sect. 113 Row T

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

112 GG

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Matt Garza just might possibly be

The first pitcher to record a no-hitter and a save in the same season.

by Not Whole View Gang survivor on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Scratch that

Sandy Koufax did it too.

Not bad company, though.

by Not Whole View Gang survivor on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats to Garza!

Thanks for making waking up this early for work that much sweeter!

by Matt Slowinski on Jul 27, 2010 4:28 AM EDT reply actions  

are you kidding?

we went out to the bar afterwards…the highlights never got old. getting up this morning sucked.

Longo! (Ah-a-ah!) Fighter of the Upton! (Ah-a-ah!) Champion of the Rays! He's the master of batting and defense for everyone!

by pudieron89 on Jul 27, 2010 7:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

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