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Potentially hazardous asteroid might collide with the Earth in 2182

The work has been published in Icarus journal

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"The total impact probability of asteroid '(101955) 1999 RQ36' can be estimated in 0.00092 –approximately one-in-a-thousand chance-, but what is most surprising is that over half of this chance (0.00054) corresponds to 2182," explains to SINC María Eugenia Sansaturio, co-author of the study and researcher of Universidad de Valladolid (UVA). The research also involved scientists from the University of Pisa (Italy), the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (USA) and INAF-IASF-Rome (Italy).

Scientists have estimated and monitored the potential impacts for this asteroid through 2200 by means of two mathematical models (Monte Carlo Method and line of variations sampling). Thus, the so called Virtual Impactors (VIs) have been searched. VIs are sets of statistical uncertainty leading to collisions with the Earth on different dates of the XXII century. Two VIs appear in 2182 with more than half the chance of impact.

Asteroid '(101955) 1999 RQ36' is part of the Potentially Hazardous Asteroids (PHA), which have the possibility of hitting the Earth due to the closeness of their orbits, and they may cause damages. This PHA was discovered in 1999 and has around 560 meters in diameter.

The Yarkovsky effect

In practice, its orbit is well determined thanks to 290 optical observations and 13 radar measurements, but there is a significant "orbital uncertainty" because, besides gravity, its path is influenced by the Yarkovsky effect. Such disturbance slightly modifies the orbits of the Solar System's small objects because, when rotating, they radiate from one side the radiation they take from the sun through the other side.

The research, which has been published in Icarus journal, predicts what could happen in the upcoming years considering this effect. Up to 2060, divergence of the impacting orbits is moderate; between 2060 and 2080 it increases 4 orders of magnitude because the asteroid will approach the Earth in those years; then, it increases again on a slight basis until another approach in 2162, it then decreases, and 2182 is the most likely year for the collision.

"The consequence of this complex dynamic is not just the likelihood of a comparatively large impact, but also that a realistic deflection procedure (path deviation) could only be made before the impact in 2080, and more easily, before 2060," stands out Sansaturio.

The scientist concludes: "If this object had been discovered after 2080, the deflection would require a technology that is not currently available. Therefore, this example suggests that impact monitoring, which up to date does not cover more than 80 or 100 years, may need to encompass more than one century. Thus, the efforts to deviate this type of objects could be conducted with moderate resources, from a technological and financial point of view."



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Someone's gotten morbid after a No-No

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone see the movie The Informant!?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Based on true story though, right?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should read the book.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Golden Globes are important awards that I also keep track of

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was on the Netflix sleeve.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Gets movie from Netflix* *Movie finally arrives in the mail* "Oh look, The Informant is here! I wonder what that's about? Golden Globes winner? Hmm, I think I'll watch it"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right on point.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it, Damon carried what could have been an awful movie

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that ep on comedy central last night?

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

History goes back before the 1940s fyi

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I respectfully disagree...

your narrow-mindedness is probably not allowing you to see all the levels this works on

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see exactly what you mean

(I hate minorities hahahahahaha). Still lazy (lol) and unfunny.

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The firemangreg biography in one line
(I hate minorities hahahahahaha). Still lazy (lol) and unfunny.

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by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep...

these are my readers!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck all of you.

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by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching the replay of last nights game

Just got to the AB where BJ “walked” on strike 3. Waiting for him to get a steal while being completely out.

by blackraven on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Cash Money Motto is to Blind Items 'till we throw-up
1) “There’s a big rumor floating around that a certain Hills star is pregnant from someone involved with the show. No word on if she’ll keep the baby or not. Not Whitney Port.”
2) “When you watch interviews with or read articles about this actress, she likes to talk about she stays slim and beautiful. Of course it’s all about her incredibly healthy lifestyle! She claims her body is the result of nutritious – preferably organic – foods, wholesome cleanses, and body-strengthening exercises. So we wonder when she’s going to give us the scoop on some of her lesser-known beauty tricks: Plastic surgery (tummy tuck, lower face lift, botox); the consumption of fast-food bean burritos (she left seven wrappers in the back of a hired car); the cleansing effects of bul*mia (she has a favorite toothbrush for that); and bone-thinning that would rival that of 90-year-old women.”
3) “Which young popster is in hot water with her record label after she ‘forgot’ about a studio session and went shopping in Harvey Nics instead – costing them a real shedload?”
4) “Babes, the most fun stuff going down in San Diego is never at the Comic-Con panels. Oh no, it’s when the supercelebs need to unleash all their geek energy they’ve been storing up during the nerd fest. Naturally, for Chubster Hunkster, this means proving to himself that he is no longer the quasi-loser guy from high school. As if. Now he is…a star! Chubster can bed practically any woman he wants now that he has A-list movie credits, not to mention an adoring, equally beautiful family. And you know the ol’ story there, right? What’s more attractive to the ladies than an unavailable, good-looking daddy-type? But maybe he’s not so unavailable? Apparently not! See, Chubby is totally doable in the offbeat kind of way. Unconventionally handsome and super charming. This is why he scored himself a Hollywood equal. But as is the case with most men (and women, really) in this business, one hot babe is never enough. Several onlookers in San Diego were shocked when Chubster Hunkster, alone for his trip, was seen canoodling up to a blonde gal not his famous significant other while at a bar during a Comic-Con pit stop. ‘If I were [Chubster’s] girl I would be pissed at the way he was so touchy-feely with the random women in here,’ one nosy bartender told us who was witness to Hunkster’s flirtfest. Of course we’re not surprised at all, being the jaded L.A. gossip reporters we are. The random blonde is not the first girl we’ve heard Hunkster may or may not have crossed the line with…nor the first babe he was seen escaping into an elevator with, for that matter. Indeed, Chubs boozed it up and then left with the bimbo, so we can only imagine the party for two didn’t stop at the chic hang. Where does he take them? Her room or his? Maybe the roof? Chubby and his amazing girl are totally the perfect couple, too, but it’s not out of the question that C.H. and his babe have an arrangement of some sort, because Hunky was not hiding his gropage, like, at all. Nor, as we said, has he in the past. Why do women put up with this in their men? And it Ain’t: Michael C. Hall, Will Ferrell, Joe Manganiello.”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

4) Chubster Hunkster

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) Every female on the show (except the one listed)

2) Demi Moore

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2) is Gwen Paltrow, that's pretty obvi

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a curse

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seth Rogan dur

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was my thought.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care if you have to fly. Planes, trains, and automobiles. But you better get my donuts.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I was making a Paul Ellis joke

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha that's great. You truly are the lord of war

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good afternoon gents, how is everyone today?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

My shaft can belong to you as well if you play your cards right.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please accept this as a token of surrender

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

All over this site for the past ever

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok.

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sick air-solo broseph

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Firemanreg

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did I let that slide?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's because I'm demoralized by my crushing defeat

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I write the word "LeeCaz", will he appear to square off against FMG again?

That was a fantastic exchange yesterday.

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems to come in around 2-3 PM everyday.

I await his fiery return.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he does.

All I have to say is ‘ginger’ and he goes apeshit.

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

But then the mama exchange and the post a pic of yourself challenge? You can’t script grown men internet fighting any better.

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and this guy (you) coming off the top rope (a car) with a cross body block

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tropicana, cabana, we've got a lot to work with here

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where at, though satisfying, it's truly like kicking a baby down a flight of stairs.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent to hear, sir, may I freshen up your coffee.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, if you don't mind

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are weird

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

who banned me yesterday?

for posting lyrics to Big Boi’s 2010 song: “Shutterbug”.

i srsly thought about never coming back.

lucky for whoever banned me, Garza threw a no-hitter last night

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Please use context

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thug life

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't post context free n-words

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is very funny, great post!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is very funny, great post!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reporting your bad process

ah ha ha (did I do that right?"

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have nothing to say to defend myself, except that for some reason drb is slow on my computer today (perhaps because my computer is gay?)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samesies, maybe from all the open windows from trying to get caught up on yesterday.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you go, pushin the boundaries like a space explorer!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the future please consider posting larger images

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't get a chance.

plus you know its not context free. as evidenced by my previous use of the word. i only use it in mel gibson quotes and gucci/big boi lyrics

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then don't post it at all

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as you don't have a problem. Phew, that was close.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't take it out on me, take it out on the over-all wearers down at your preferred flea market

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dark Times ahead for our erstwhile hero
CowbellKid
  
At this point they were hardcore pushing 2 put me on meds it was every other word out of their mouth. <Love, C C C Cary>

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Diabetes is one hell of a drug

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deal with it moose.jpg

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIGHT NOW

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh this is good, I wish he was never created in a lab, but I'm sure FreeZo will be here any second to say

PANAMAAAAAA

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panama was not sung by Sammy Hagar.

Are you right about anything?

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is FMG gonna side with in the impending Sandy/PoW war?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not TGN1

Seriously though, what are you guys talking about?

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dawwwwwww

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boobs, boners, blunts, big screen tvs

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was right about the Edwin no-no

You have no comeback for this you fleabitten horseface.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Lee Roth>>>>>>>>>Sammy Hagar

Everything>>>>>>>>>>Van Halen

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Science proves these opinions to be accurate

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooo!

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, Eddie VH is a hell of a guitarist, but watching the video for Jump makes me wish I was Helen Keller.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's no Rick Cerone

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guaranteed to go up in value

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell Old Man Rancel that you need a raise

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTFY
I’m about to drop $160 on three Bossman cards pieces of worthless cardboard to stick in the spokes of my bicycle.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

what would gucci mane do?

being baller is about spending extravagantly on ‘luxury goods’. of which baseball player cardboard is.

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't you be working in a summer camp instead of posting?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're not suttree who are you.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attec duh

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a good post fyi

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avatar is a little too good. Hmmm

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant your avatar, though your derivative humor about the terrible movie is throwing me off the trail of your true identity

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A DOUBLE POST. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regress the numbers, then we can talk

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no tomorrow

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check your warning message

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I am, but that doesn't change my request.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Response: "Oh my god what agay"

Exact reproduction.

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 27, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That I'm agay is well established, is he a bigot?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's more than halfway there ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagfhawkjlehagh *vomit*

bigot

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as easily for me

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Sutty as a man that was always wearing masks

Complicated individual that one, I’m sorry to have seen him pass, but enjoyed the brief sunshine that he brought to all of our lives.

/Eulogy

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPNTB, that's funny

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

should be illegal for an ESPN affiliate to carry another team's games

but ESPN loooooves the Yankees so it’s kosher. Besides, I only listen to Kyler’s show on Sunday and the FSB because she carries some strong guests and she cares enough to go to the Rays games a lot.

by Jason Collette on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, tits

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bound to be productive and not result in you getting banned for a minute

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

sf1

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah yes

who is 3rd-5th place then?

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok this is what i was looking for

can tgn1 still be banned tho he is a mod?

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta go to the edge to see what's beyond

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you have it done?

I’m looking at a house, and it doesn’t have it. How much of a pain/expense would it be to install?

by rglass44 on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need help/bros

and to consult someone who knows something about it.

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cost?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

$694.20

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've bored out my fair share of holes if that is what you are asking

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duck snorts to oppo first couple of ABs, suck the OF in and then yoke one down the LF line. Foolproof

Before the Red Wings game last night some historical society group was playing “Baseball by the rules of 1865” No gloves, homemade ball, all the rules from back then. They played a couple of innings and had an announcer using all the correct lingo, the uniforms were authentic, and the umpire had on a suit and black top hat. It was exactly liike this and utterly awesome http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/conan-obrien-baseball-skit/21509

I recommend it to anyone if you get the chance.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blacks were expressly forbidden from being on the property no doubt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it...

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since they didn't play Montero I thought the 1865 game was much better.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shock no one has much...

No reason to buy a house w/o AC in FL because any decent house in a dceent area has had central A/C for 20 years, and there are plenty of houses on the market. Just saw a fixer-upper type in an area I’m inerested in and wanted to see if we had anyone who might provide a little knowledge.

by rglass44 on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just went back though yesterdays OTTOTD and I would just like to point out
Christmas Eve with my family is the shit. Too bad I had to marry a white devil and spend all of Christmastime in Wisconsin with the worst, driest holiday meals of all time.

how god damn true that is. TRUE TRUE TRUE.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I tired telling my gf how bad it was before I brought her back to WI for the first time.

It was obvious she didn’t really believe me until she actually ate the shit.

Her sister-n-laws are from Spain and P.R. so the Holiday meals are fucking awesome when we stay here.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Advantage Jews

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol
Chris Coghlan has been diagnosed with a torn meniscus in his knee and will be placed on the disabled list Tuesday.
Coghlan suffered the unfortunate injury while trying to slam a pie into the face of teammate Wes Helms after Sunday’s late victory over the Braves. "When Wes hit the walk-off, I went to pie him in the face," Coghlan said. "When I jumped I landed wrong on my knee."

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Indians demote Michael Brantley..

That creates an empty spot on the 25 man roster. Either Wood is being activated off the DL or they’re making a move

by Jason Collette on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

oh well

“They brought up Josh Tomlin from Columbus for tonight’s game.”

by Jason Collette on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jenny Wowwwwwwwwwwwww wearing the sport coat is what really sets this one off imo

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

The other best part is how the males are utterly indistinguishable from regular wallstreet traders

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think at least the wallstreet traders can add.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are literally geniuses

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, contribute to society on a might greater level than the cast of Jersey Shore

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice use of (sic), dumb pigs < slam pigs

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm literally the worst

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehhh

percentage of suburban Americans aged 14-27 who know what ppl on wall street do vs. know the last thing Pauly D tweeted about

by daveh33 on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice read

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the last thing Pauly D tweeted about didn't result in someone uninformed being swindled out of their retirement

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I'm all about, not the opposite of that

/refuses to higher anyone with a name beginning ‘la’ or ‘ja’

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

jamarcus jamal etc

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I'm saying is that you're a racist and should be ashamed of yourself for your discriminatory hiring practices. *figures out ways to game EOE statutes*

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know thats what you're saying.

It’s also not true, just like my statement.

On a related topic, I need a bi-lingual b2b sales rep in Orlando.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orlando es muy malo

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

TGN1/BW

I lead the league in malfunctioned typing

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You turst wrong

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slightly used with a checkered past along with signs of abuse and neglect.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know when you make a subtle joke and someone near you yells

“JUST LIKE THE GIRLS THAT WORKED THERE AHAHAHAHA”

It’s nothing like that.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh are we being subtle today?

I guess firemangreg left then.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just kidding man.

That was the joke, yes.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You replied to the wrong post, but the point stands. I'm posting like garbage today. Way off my game.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked a bad day to stop shooting heroin

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

These guys had to have been some of the biggest nerds in HS to go out and try this hard

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I figured something out

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

you figured out Glenn Beck can't spell oligarhy?

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they can get Donkey and Hammer signed for a few more years, J-Zim comes back nasty, and can steal a couple of pitchers, that is going to be a nasty team.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

You sound like a Nats homer fan. J-Zim is not that good pre-TJ. Dunn is an aging 3TO with no position. Willingham is also 31, but I think he’ll age OK. It all revolves around Harper/Zim/SS and what else they can acquire from the outside. They have maybe 3 starters now (the two listed and Deesmond who I could see being on the first playoff team in Washington).

by rglass44 on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack Tatum dead. Next stop hell

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Roderick Tatum inconsolable.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drederick?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. They all sound alike.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
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by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN Page 2 quote of the day...

…“Where we suspect the only way to celebrate a Rays no-hitter is with more cowbell.”

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

fraternal. doesn’t look anything like me. He’s thinner and less geekier.

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what, the thinner part or the less geekier part?

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LeeCaz

Where is your ginger ass?

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

for some reason Alesha Oreskovich is crossing my mind...

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

US Army releasing Torah requirements
1) The parchment should be 56cm tall made from a kosher animal processed by Bock, Kosher Parchment Manufacturer.
2) The height of parchment must be 56cm tall.
3) The actually Torah must be written by the Sephardic Sofer Rabbi G. Raviv, certified as a sofer and examiner by Machon Mishmeret STaM. The Torah must be written in Sephardic block script written with Nahari ink following the Sephardic tradition and rulings of the Rambam and Rav Ovadia Yosef. The script should be identical to the attached photograph and newly written. (See Photograph)
4) The finished Torah must be checked manually by the certified examiner Rabbi G. Davis who has studied under the master examiner Rabbi Akiva Garber, certified by the Belz Rabbinical Court.
5) After manually checking the parchment and the writing, the completed parchment must be Computer checked 2 times for textual errors by Machon Beit Yosef.
6) After the parchment is written it should be sown by Rabbi M. Hirshman IAW the laws of Sefer Torah by the Rambam and other Sephardic Poskim.
7) The Torah, upon completion and inspection, should be placed in a wood case of the Sephardic tradition. The outside of the case, inlayed with the Star of David and appropriate for a 56cm scroll and be made IAW the appropriate Sephardic Jewish laws. There should be a place on the case to affix a latch to close the case. The case should be constructed by the carpenter Y. Orian and be of the appearance of the attached photograph. (See Photograph)
8) The Torah and container should completed and received by Fort Benning NLT 20 Jan 2011. Anytime early would be acceptable.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like a picture that LeeCaz would get upset about being posted

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was it at any point a man?

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is something about her neck and jawline that unsettles...

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that depends

who is it?

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I know it's not Alesha.

This is Alesha…

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Your organization’s Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

Reason:

The Websense category “Tasteless” is filtered.

 
URL:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.h tml

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhha! that's why she was unsettling!

she’s British. and a Sex And the City fan.

Run. RUN VERY FAST!

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only in Britain would that thing be referred to as a stunner

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my friends put me on the Tigers mailing list and they just sent out this email:

Share Your Opinion with the Tigers
The Detroit Tigers are always looking for ways to improve our service to the Community. We are currently evaluating the awareness of the Detroit Tigers Community activities.

Please take a few moments to complete our 2010 Community Survey. The survey will only take 3 to 5 minutes and will go directly to Detroit Tigers management to improve our offerings for the remainder of 2010 and beyond.

As always, we are open to your suggestions and comments. Thank you!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

ways to improve the Tigers

1) Move to San Antonio
2) Raid the Yankees for every available player
3) Profit!

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by witty on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oliver Stone apologises for claim Hitler was a ‘scapegoat’ in World War Two ‘who did more damage to Russia than Jews’

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

well he's 100 percent right

 Germans killed over 25million russians.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's absolutely right that Hitler was scapegoated. He really gets a bad rap

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Germany was the fastest country out of the depression...

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laying the ground work for American glory days out of WW2,

JUST BUILD LOTS OF BOMBS, ECONOMY FIXED

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for round 3

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that part is dumb

but the germans killed a shit ton more russians then jews

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

rest of his statement that is 100 percent correct

‘Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people, 25 or 30m.’ Asked why he focused so much on the Holocaust, Stone said: ‘The Jewish domination of the media.
‘There’s a major lobby in the United States. They are hard workers. They stay on top of every comment, the most powerful lobby in Washington. Israel has f*** up United States foreign policy for years.’

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 27, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Jewish Liberal media also didn't like what he said

It’s really the only reason it’s come under the microscope.

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was that a joke?

Please explain it to me. Maybe I’m the idiot and not you.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool man, I used to be a douchebag, but I'm not anymore, so there's still hope for you.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess you're right...

I was probably being too harsh. I guess it is pretty fun that he is making Jew jokes and describing it as his shtick. He probably doesn’t get it though.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

You are being such a pussy.

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your pussy is covered in ginger hair.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

firemangreg should change his name to angryrantgreg

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by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

angryracistgreg

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a tissue to wipe that seed of your chin

(How’d I do guys?)

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by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

"of"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll get it right one of these times.

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by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a man of the faith, I'm kind of offended.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic.

While more Russians were killed, he wasn’t trying to exterminate them. Unwad your panties dude.

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So history DOES go back before 1945.. hmm, interesting

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know Hitler had some really good ideas...

he just went a little bit too far.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your monthly German-American Bundt meetings

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Found my true identity

Hitler, not Oliver Stone obviously.

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp. Knew this was coming.
Was Garza’s no-hitter the greatest win no one saw?

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

no that was edwins

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 27, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sat on a bench next to the woman, pointed a gun at her and demanded money. She said she didn’t have any and tried to give him an ATM card.

Williams said he didn’t want the card and demanded oral sex.

At one point, the woman’s bus pulled up and Williams hid the gun while it was still aimed at her. He waved the bus on.

He then forced the woman to perform oral sex, police said.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

dorp

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks so surly on the right

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck right off with your Eliot hate.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was such a slut

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

She at least tried to fit in with the BC unlike some of our more femme users over here.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when does Tom Sizemore write for the Trib?

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumb on several levels

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Grindhouse in Clearwater has it every Wed.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BoyBar?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good post sandy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally the name of a BoyBar if I've ever heard of one. Good call misleading Sveet, or maybe leading him. Results should be conclusive Thursday morning

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche

http://www.siteskins.net/grindhousebargrill/

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
With a full liquor bar, 42 varieties of beer from around the world a British / American menu, and shirtless young boys, we guarantee you’ll find something you’ll like.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the shirtless young boys personally

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obvi

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take pleasure in ruining business, I'm the Ghengis Khan of Britpubs

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went because I could get my drink on for freezey

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody has to mop the floors, shiftdrinks are adequate payment

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are dumb to the max

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Max Dumm is a great name

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And apt in this case

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you using those mono-syllabic quarter words.

Fabulous

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"quarter words"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apt

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love trivia.

I’d be down to go with peeps when my classes start.

by SRQman on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be interested in this too, just more in the Oldsmar/Clearwater area

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read this subthread closely nimbus

http://www.siteskins.net/grindhousebargrill/

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, look how CrAzY they spell "quiz"
WEDNESDAY QUIZZ NIGHT

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BWW in Oldsmar has Buzztime.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not familiar with buzztime, but I assume it's trivia.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bar trivia

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does a lot of places.

Varsity Club on East Lake Road is another one I know of.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buzztime/NTN is for when I'm really trying to show off.

Old codgers recruit me when I play

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buzztime is easy.

If you go to a place often enough, they repeat the questions.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're only cheating yourself

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will own you in Trivia just like Hitler owned the Jews/Ruskies.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

another hilarious FMG post. Well done my pure blood friend.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it wasn't that funny.

Only needed a “Haha” or maybe “Hahaha”

by firemangreg on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anytime, anywhere my paleskinned friend

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does "the Aryan Bar and Grill" have buzztime?

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know, I'm a MexiJew

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crapplebees in Pinellas Park has one every Tuesday night

I don’t go, so no fear ‘running into me’.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

^Powerless without a puter^

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The correct answer is they won't announce my team's name.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dolphins?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suggested "The one-eyed wonder weasels, and their two balls."

When they told me no, my friend suggested “The Mayonaise Cannons” which they promptly shorted to “The Cannons”.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are good team names, Applebees is only good for one thing

Arson-based insurance fraud

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if there are any pub quizzes here like there are in the UK.

That was pretty fun and you could win a lot of free beers.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that is a BoyBar name

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phrase status: Coined

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea.

I was there for the first time on Saturday for a birthday party. Not a bad little hole-in-the-wall. It was a nice change of pace from the usual ST bars.

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep...

that’s the one. My friend’s dad’s friend used to own that place. It’s not bad if you don’t mind hanging out in Town and Country.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I know anyone worthwhile...

just a bunch of bar owners and people who spend a lot of time in bars.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like me!

haha….I was just kidding around.

by wtbudlight on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed

You know everyone bar in the Bay area.

by Sveet on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is also true...

I can’t pick who my friends are……..

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's that?

Oh, I actually do get to pick my friends?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pick me plz.

/begs for friends on the inerwebz

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

complete rip off‎‎
 By sean – Aug 8, 2009
they promise you action and dont deliver. it was a dude fest and i use dude lightly cause 97% were gay. and lunch??? haaa haaa bologna sandwiches in a wooded park where most of the customers paired off and went to and then came back and got a “new” partner. just gross‎

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nearby places you might like

Plenty Of Sobriety ‎3.5 mi SE
P.O. Box 3935, Tampa, FL
2 reviews‎ – Dating Service

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm always speed dating

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 FAST!!!

2 FURIOUS!!!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 Fartz

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

just when we thought Briggy might be becoming a regular against righties

would rather see Bartlett or Aybar on the bench instead (joyce can DH right?)

by Dbullsfan on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

unless you have something ridiculous to say about the Holocaust don’t come round here.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

OTTOTD: Have a Holocaust take, don't suck or you'll get run

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tremendous

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

jews only care about other jews getting killed

If an asian government systematically wiped out 12 million of it’s people. isreal wouldn’t say/do shit.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What holocaust?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/27/family-matters-daughter-runs-political-attack-ad-against-father/

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm that dad

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maury Chaykin died. Weak

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

On his birthday no less

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I am the cat and I am here to steal."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN this episode, we return to the world of finance and look at a bank fee that’s kind of like a chronic disease.

Q. I wrote my landlord a check for rent this May. Days passed, and then a week and then two, and I saw that he had not cashed it. I called him and he told me in a disgruntled tone that he had not received the check and that I needed to mail another to him immediately, which I did.

I didn’t like the idea of putting two checks for the same month in the mail — if both were cashed, I’d risk bouncing other checks. So before I sent a second check, I called Bank of America to cancel the first.

"O.K. sir," said a Bank of America rep, "that’s going to be $30 to put a stop payment on that check."

Fine, I said. I wasn’t naïve enough to think that canceling the check was going to be free.

"O.K., it is done; the stop-payment order you have just authorized is valid for six months," she said. "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"

Six months?

"Yes, sir, a stop payment on a check is only valid for six months."

I asked if there was any way I could cancel the check permanently.

"Yes sir, you can renew your stop payment six months from now. For an additional $30."

At this point, I was getting agitated.

"Well, technically, you can renew stop payments indefinitely" she said, as if this were the glimmer of hope I was searching for. "However, you will still have to pay $30 each time."

So, Bank of America will graciously allow me to pay it $30, every six months, till death do us part, to cancel a single check.

I argued with the company’s check department and several customer service reps, and they all repeated the same policy. Is this even legal? What can I do? Lawrence Lac

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of Jews, Nazis, etc...

Best Nazi jazz song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsPOKoNKii4

Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays

by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT

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