OTTOTD 7/30/10: The Poor Matthew Hall Edition
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 AM EDT
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PrintA copy of the report I submitted to Andrew Friedman, written in Comic Sans...
Last night, the Stone Crabs' second baseman was a catastrophe. Like most of the other Crabs, he did jack and shit at the plate, but unlike everyone else, he made two errors at second and generally fielded balls in his zone like they were coated in dick leprosy. The official scoring of two errors is very kind to the young man, who fielded maybe 3/10 balls cleanly. And I'm being generous. I have not read other reports of his defense, but I did remark to my buddy upon watching Hall get gobbled up by a roller in the hole between first and second that he chases balls down like an octopus on land.
But enough talk of sub-fringe prospects.
In Timmy's first AB, he smoked a 2B off the LF wall. He made contact in three of four ABs and walked the other time. I believe his two outs were on the ground. Besides the walk, he didn't work the count very much. He was really tested on defense only twice. Once in turning a tough double-play that he had too languid of a release on to get the out and the other a low, skipping liner that he boned. The official scoring was a hit, but any little league coach will tell their shortstops that they have to knock that ball down and not let it get past them. It was hit right to him. Otherwise, yes, his ass looked pretty meaty and high. Could be 20 HR a year in that butt. His forearms are also pretty impressive. The tools are definitely there.
Rocco looked dreadful. Except for the porn stache.
Isaias Velasquez does have incredible speed and showed good range in CF. His ABs were pretty shit, though, and he reminds me almost exactly of Juan Pierre.
Every Stone Crab pitcher was a disaster. Dyer was not at all helped by Hall's comedy defending, but he got hit around. The blast he gave up to Melky Mesa was one of the most powerful homers I've ever seen hit. More on Mesa shortly.
Jake Jefferies also made a few gaffes behind the plate and has almost no arm to speak of. His throws were slow and off-target.
In all, the most impressive player I saw was Yankees OF Melky Mesa. I read up on him this morning and feel pretty good about my assessment. He has ridiculous speed and range in center, and the pop in his bat is something to behold. He had four hits last night, 2 HR and a 3B. The homers were to center and left center. The second one was easily 415 feet. His swing, bat speed, and the sound of the ball off his bat reminded me exactly of Alfonso Soriano. Which apparently scouts say is his best comp and ceiling. But he appears much faster than Soriano and a better defender. Scouting reports concur. His defense earns raves. I guess the knock on him is that he has no plate discipline whatsoever. He seems to have taken a step forward this year, just looking at his slash line. The power is fucking legit, though. Sublime tools. The crack of his bat has a clarity and resonance identified with honest professional power.
Fun time, overall. I got a little buzzed, hugged PMCY. What a cutie. I might head back a few other Thursdays this year to see Mesa play again.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 AM EDT reply actions
Can't decide if I'm hungover or still drunk.
PoW grabbed my ass, FYI.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:02 AM EDT reply actions
That means he likes you
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
We'll have to set up Slam Pigs meet-up for $1 beer night
I feel like I consummated my interwebz friendship with PoW.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Who wiped whose seed off whose chin?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Where did you clowns sit?
It looked like there were all of 10 people there. If $ beers can’t draw, Tampa is not a A+ baseball market
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I was behind home plate, about 8 rows up. PMCY was a few sections over, with the poorbies.
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No, and I made a comment about that on the mens room wall.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm lonelier in this thread than the Pilgrims back in the '20s
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 AM EDT reply actions
I'm trying to be classy and you're calling me a white rat
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Remember when I called my shot?
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/12/11/1196021/ottotd-12-11-09-the-f-my-f-a-right
My take on the Shore: I think we may have two Inner Circle Reality TV HOF stars on our hands. Without a doubt, The Situation is in. He’s got it all: MONTE lines, funny situations, great facial expressions, a great catchphrase, etc. A dark-horse has entered the race, though. After the first ep I was almost glad to see Snickers packing up to go home. What a loss that would have been. She is an amazing reality TV character that really came into her own in this week’s episode. From her obsession with pickles to "getting her fix" from her fat "friend," she really set a new high (low?) water mark for trashy reality TV chick. Making out with her friend to get the attention back on herself worked perfectly as she got to lock lips with the studmuffin The Situation. The "Pornstar in Training" is really putting this show on her back and carrying it to places I never thought possible.
by rglass44 on Dec 11, 2009 10:15 AM EST reply actions
Great reality talent scout.
Oh sweet, someone posted Bill Simmons' vomit
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I haven't read him in 3 years (except the NBA draft diary).
I have to watch this ep again. So many good quotes.
He was completely obliviated
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
WHO THE FUCK WEARS JEANS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER????/
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 AM EDT reply actions
Odd that SBN would link four Bleed Cubbie Blue articles to this article.
Sutt needs to fix that.
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FMG, you don't want to mess with a guy that wears moccasins and yellow polos.
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You're this one
http://mugshots.tampabay.com/mugs/hillsborough/2010/jul/27/10037015/
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
This gives away the fact that you look at these daily.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Its auto-cross-referenced to the DRB database
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
we don't use that word here
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Defender of truth, upholder of justice
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
We snuck in the playoffs and if we can win our game Monday, the championships will be later that night
Super psyched, we’re the bad news bears, but we’re finding ways to win, then we put up a 23 spot last week and that’s who we play in the semis
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I have a hard time believing you sneak into the playoffs
Any chance of a webcast for your playoff run?
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I'll see what I can do
We needed some help and got it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like someone forgot to switch over to their SF1 account
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Pre-enlightenment
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
.
DRB: There is certainly good content, but other than that the behavior here is pretty poor; They are right, you are wrong. End of story.
This is supposed to be the less technical, more relaxed blog for cool kids.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Fax is fax
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Breaking news: Rays trade BJ Upton for a ham and cheese on rye
and a pizza to be named later
Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.
HE'S NOT SERIOUS SO THE TOPPINGS DO NOT MATTER!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
My mom passed earlier this year.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Troof
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
YUUUUUUp
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I have similar bread tastes to a noted posting troglodyte, I'm not sure how to feel tbqh
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps if he renamed the sandwich to Ham Nation it would get better break access
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Only if the name was imposed upon him.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Thank god you didn't deduce that I misspelled "bread" as "break"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I had no idea what you were referring to so I left it alone.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
How most of DRB handles his posts.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 9:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you find it offensive? If so, e-mail the overlords and let them know.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I will prove that I am different.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
I've been found out
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
If anyone wants to tell me how great my GDT troll was, I'm all ears!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 AM EDT reply actions
Why did you post a ridiculous trade that gullible people fell for?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
so you swallowed up that nugget too?
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
"If PMCY can self aggrandize, now it's RJ's time to shine!" - RJ Aggranderson (1999-2012)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
"IF PMCY and Reejy can self-aggrandize, now it's Toppah's time to shine!" -- Top Gunnah (1969-2420)
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha sick burn ya'll
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Heard on the radio this AM:
Someone named Navajo from something called 94.1 made aguest spot on AM radio this AM. She was at Channelside for Ladeis Drink Free from 9-11 with Evan Longoria last night. Longo showed up at 11 with his mortal enemy BJ Upton. The Friday hangover shall be evident.
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When Longo and BJ go out
who is the wingman?
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
"Ladeis"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats what they call the co-eds at Brandeis
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by FreeZorilla on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, Zoe is jewish?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
jews are like the boogie man
they may, or may not be real. Nobody knows for sure.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
There are jew deniers
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by FreeZorilla on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm one, I don't believe in IRL Jews
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard their immune to necromancy.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
"their"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
PoW misspellings: 1
Toppah: 8,000
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Literally the first misspelling you've ever had
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Prove it isn't.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
"Toppah"
It’s spelled Topper duh
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
And "number".
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
No, that's correct
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I know lots of Jewish things and I'm pretty far from an IRL jew
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
touche'
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
sternfan, in 45 days
.198 BA since the trade—sure glad we picked up Adam Done
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
by IntrepidX on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Who does the afternoon show (around 5 PM) on ESPN1040?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
I generally haven't listened to him, but whoever he is, he is by far the biggest Upton hater.
I have never heard someone with a paid gig spew so much hate and venom at a guy for relatively nothing. Dude didn’t punch a pregnant chick, or get a DUI, but whoever the host is, he just goes off on BJ everyday.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Uh
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't hear that one, and granted, I've only really listened the last few days but it caught me offguard.
I’ve heard callers and fans go after the guy, but hadn’t hear a host do it to this extent.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
I can't believe how bad the media is.
It really just amazes me that these assholes get paid to go after players the way they do. That’s their job, and it makes me giddy that newspapers, AM Radio, etc. are dying.
Since when is punching a pregnant chick akin to getting a DUI or not running hard to first?
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't say it was. The radio host would seem to think it is the same.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
That's probably not a paid gig...
they probably by the time, then sell the spots. Like Lynne Austin.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
he's a sports shock jock
trying to beat down Duemig
when Duemig got arrested for DUI he repeatedly referred to their call letters as WDUI
Glad we've all ridden the SF1 wave to shore.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha, underrated troll right here
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
HA HA HA LOOK AT THE FUNNY RJ MADE YA'LL!
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
MAN IM SOOOOOO HUNG OVER I GOT HELLA WASTED LAST NIGHT DAWG!!!!
“I’m sorry sir, you had a DUI 25 years ago, we won’t be able to hire you for dock worker”
FUCK YEAH IM GONNA GET LIT UP AT THE STRIP CLUB TONIGHT!!!!
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw my boo boo in trouble so I had to spring into action
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
good dig.
Well played. That’s why you’re #1
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Total game cost is more than $10. Not going.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Intrinsic value of the Los Rays shirt makes the evening attractive
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by FreeZorilla on Jul 30, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Los Cerveceros shirt has been my unicorn for a decade now.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Just for the sake of clarity
In what godawful universe do video games = anime
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
The one where I look for excuses to ban you
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
You're like the snot nosed punk on the playground that pulls the cute girls' hair at recess
Just kiss me already you fool.
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Don't criticize the moderation
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
That was a criticism?
My you’re cranky in the morning, sunshine
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
ITS HELL ON EARTH AND YOU'RE THE LAST THING WITH A HALO.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
GREAT WRITEUP, POW. THANKS FOR YOUR INSIGHT AND ZINGERS. IT WAS A RIPPING READ.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey, no fucking problem, everyone. I do it because I love it.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH HO HO, MAAAAAN. AND HUMBLE!
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just giving it 110%. I put my pants on one leg at a time.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHA AMAZING. BOILERPLATE QUOTE JOKES! IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO?
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quit. That's the only thing.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I HONESTLY WANT TO WEAR MY HAIR LIKE YOU AND WATCH THE TV SHOWS YOU WATCH AND FIND A GIRL THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR WIFE.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec'd the whole thing
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Sandy pre-Jew York was a great poster. Now he's just a shell of his former self.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
True on all accounts.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice bait, by the way, hope you have a great weekend.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
It's hard having respect for all the great citizens of this community while also being a complete assface to the ones that are not great
It’s a fine line, but, this community needs a defender of truth, an upholder of justice. You either live long enough to become the villain or die the hero.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Jesus, great line there at the end. How did you think of it?
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Enjoyed the 61-101 post.
Never thought about the level of success that way.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Wins? I just found it interesting that we usually have to wait another month to find out if we're going to break
100 losses or not.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
No, losing the rest of our games and being on the ~level of teams in the past.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
This has been kind of a sneaky season, I have to check the standings every couple of days just to believe that we're playing this well
If we had played a little better during that one slump we’d be running away with the division. They aren’t all pretty, but we’re winning with such efficiency. I’d love to say it reminds me of 2008, but we’re a better team now in what is probably a tougher division with Toronto sticking around and fat wallet sandwich that we are the meat of.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d love to say it reminds me of 2008, but we’re a better team now in what is probably a tougher division with Toronto sticking around and fat wallet sandwich that we are the meat of.
This is the amazing thing. Just goes to show how good this Yanks’ team is. I really do think we’re better than in 2008, but the Yanks are better than that Sox team was.
Honest lol.
fat wallet sandwich that we are the meat of.
Both for shit grammar and actual content.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't end your sentences on prepositions to?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
You're not the poster this town deserves, you're the poster it needs
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
You either live long enough to become the villain or die the hero.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Does his behind have Griffey potential?
Otherwise, yes, his ass looked pretty meaty and high. Could be 20 HR a year in that butt. His forearms are also pretty impressive. The tools are definitely there.
Seemed fleet. Hustled to first on the grounders, which is more than I can say for Rocco.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
He'll be up in a week.
/He won’t be up in a week
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty positive that his bat did not graze a single pitch.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Did he hustle to first on any strike threes in the dirt?
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by FreeZorilla on Jul 30, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
The stache is unforgivable.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
PoW Presents: A Daveh Scouting Report
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
History goes back before 2010 fyi
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
FreeZo?
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
That guys a pussy did you hear his voice cracking?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Can I get a lits of how various popular posters feel about Jersey Shore?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
list if you will
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
(Sorry, I got CRAZY WASTED at dollar beer night last night)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
It was the 2 for 1 margaritas at Chilis that got me.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Rox, xtra salt ;)
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Jameson and ginger at this classy, classy joint I took my girl to. I wore a sport coat and tie and everything, she about melted
Then we went and saw Inception and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I’ll stop here
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Please don't.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Who the fuck mixes things with Jameson
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Naw, can't mix anything but Bush either.
American “Whiskey” is fine since it’s basically sugar water anyway so who cares
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Mixing Bush? No.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm Snot Boogie Irl
RIP Me
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
McNulty'd
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a pretty good point.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't going to sit at the table and drink shots of Jameson
Go to a nice restaurant once in a while, try the Beef Wellington it was better than her lobster.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Who the fuck drinks shots of Jameson?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you a grown-up?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice to see you come out of the closet.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
"I can't stand the taste of Irish Whiskey, but I need to get hammered fast" - Andy Fratenstein
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
It's delicious, we'll keep your resume on file, but a word of advice, clean up your facebook page and become more professional
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
The wine wasn't bad, but whiskey and steak make my dick hard.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Weird.
Wine+steak=heaven
I might go for a cocktail beforehand, but I almost exclusively drink wine when out for dinner (unless at a bevvy of Belgian restaruants with fancy beer couplings).
I can go either way on that, I enjoy wine, especially when paired properly, but sometimes you just gotta cowboy up
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I love red wine and it’s amazing with steak.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Jul 30, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw an episode, seemed like a waste of my time
I don’t watch much TV though so maybe my brain is/isn’t clouded.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Love it, but I haven't seen the 2nd season premiere yet.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
MTV.com fuck your job "job"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Snooki is my personal hooker
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Oh, I said popular posters
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Well you bent the rule for yourself, so I figured...
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
BWAHAHAA
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Obvi love it.
Though I did make an appearance last night. Credited as “Stoner Southerner without Dance Moves or Open Eyelids…”
"He fucks his sister for a living"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Them sluts was getting obliviated
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Were you wearing a sport coat and tie and she just about melted?
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
He rolled up with Lemon Drop Shotz
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Or at that screening of Inception.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't live in the sweltering hellhole known as the entire state of Florida
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2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Apt description. It's fucking terrible here right now.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Summer's are the worst there, I'd rather be in Cambodia
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, summer in FL= winter everywhere else.
When I lived there I never left the water unless I was in the AC. In all honesty though, DC summers are worse. Harder to get to the water, cement jungle, and you can’t just wear shorts and flip-flops everywhere.
I heard the humidity there is straight up Baton Rougey
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2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The summers in other places may be worse then Florida's summer, but what makes Florida's summer so nasty is how long it is.
DC will be 100 degrees with 100% humidity for 3-4 months. Florida will be 90-100 degrees with 70-100% humidity for 7-8 months.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's true.
The beach is nice though. Personally, I miss the weather. I do get a tough of seasonal mood swings when it’s rainy/snowy/cold/overcast for a week at a time.
I'd take the winter over this heat.
PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Winter in the north.
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by PlayOnWords on Jul 30, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, completely. Snow is fucking awful
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Snow isn't so bad, it's the cold and dreariness of an extended winter
They’re getting shorter and less miserable, but by the time March rolls around everybody has about had it. Then we get hit with one more monster storm and it’s over.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I love not being able to feel my feet
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Like I said, the snow isn't the problem, it's the cold
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't. This year's winter made me realize I don't have the constitution for extremely cold weather.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Blame your genetics.
Have better ancestors.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
5'8"
I don’t think being short is worse than having thin, Mexiblood.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what they say about guys with hairy feet...
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
He can always warm himself in the fires of Mt Doom
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
You need to get yourself one of these
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Refresh?
It’s showing for me,
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
It's mace windu holding a snuggie.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ochocinco
BUT THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO YOU DON’T THEY
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Ochocinco is Mace Windu FYI
It’s just a jedi mind trick he’s playing on you.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I bought one at one at a watermelon auction for $25.
Never use it. My spinoff ideas are the mobile electric blanket snuggie with rechargable batter back and the Shamwow snuggie for cleaning up messes. Simply lay down and feel the absorbency.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I would mortgage my home for a shamwow snuggie
But only if Vince Offer pitched it to me.
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
There are plenty of non Obliviated Topic Thread Of The Days that you can post this drivel in
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Toyota just renewed their trademark on the 'Supra' brandname.
It had been expired since 2006.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The obvious thing to do is make an SF1 joke here, but I'm not gonna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhxEwHRYhqo&feature=player_embedded
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
Blynd Ytems
1. "Despite what the tabloids and glossy mags say, this very famous show business couple in not really pregnant. She had her tubes tied a long time ago. For the next few months, though, her fake, special-effects pregnant stomach made of silicone will slowly grow in size until she “gives birth” to an adopted baby. Since her other child/ren didn’t resemble her, no one will question that fact that this one won’t, either. You’ll get a close-up of the scientifically-made miracle child on the front cover of a magazine (now being negotiated for a hefty fee)."
2. “We have one C+/B- list actress on a hit network show. Well, almost a network. She teamed up with this very attractive female celebrity at a party the other night. Not content to snort blow off the tables, they took all the flowers out of a square glass vase, threw them on the floor, then started doing lines off the vase. They thought that was a great idea and moved to the next table and did it again. Oh, and there were people sitting at each of these tables. Didn’t even phase them. When they got to the third table, and did their throwing the flowers on the floor trick, they finally were asked to leave. By whom? Not security, but the head of the almost network our actress works for. Brilliant.”
3. “This singer is creating a stir by cheating on her man with a D List MTV star. She met him at some event and was enamored with his ‘charm.’ The two have been hooking up every chance they get and haven’t been too discreet. Hopefully we’ll get a photo soon! Not Christina Aguilera.”
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:37 AM EDT reply actions
The Situation is involved in #3
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a darma-type situation to me.
Speaking of which, has anyone seen the twitter account “TheSituasian?” Hilar.
TheSituasian This person has protected their tweets. You need to send a request before you can start following this person.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Lame.
I guess my friend that sends them to me is a follower. I don’t tweet, so I just get gchatted them.
#2 is me
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
the Puma fan club will be crushed
I saw 3 guys in Fat Elvis costumes there for the 3 games I went to earlier in the season
by Jason Collette on Jul 30, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
XKCD: University website
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That is hilarious
not
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it was meant to be funny.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't know what xkcd is, so I googled
A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
keri’s right, nothing about humor in there.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
My fault, carry on
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Gettin with grenades and landmines and lovin life
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
You're acting like a cunt! *breaks down in tears*
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You're a white rat
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright, I gotta ask, what's the deal with obliviated?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
JERSEY SHORE BITCH
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Good job, worthless tv is worthless
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Its no Jameson and gingerale, that's for sure
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I could only wish, less adverts, more whiskey, and I might start using my tv for something other than a video game portal.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/
by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
From ESPN
ASHBURN, Va. — Albert Haynesworth has failed his conditioning test for a second consecutive day and is being forced to sit out practice again at Washington Redskins training camp.
Haynesworth did not pass the test Friday morning, in a repeat of Thursday’s result on Day 1 of camp.
Haynesworth boycotted the team’s offseason workouts and minicamps because he is unhappy with the Redskins’ switch to a 3-4 defense and wanted a trade.
When he finally returned to Redskins Park on Wednesday, he was told he would have to pass a conditioning test in order to take part in training camp and, even once he passed, would start off practicing with the reserves.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Then he stomped Mike Shanahan's face
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
FOUND: daveh33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Vote on if this is Anime. First 3 people to post one way or the other carry the day
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Saw Final Fantasy. Clicked out.
Isn’t in video game form, so yeah, anime.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Real Life = anime now?
wtf
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
I didn't watch it.
I just assumed it was some creepy fanfic thing.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Anime.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CudA99mUoz0
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Anime.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
3 votes to 0. See ya Intrepidx
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Asshat
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Old, he's done a bunch of these that are pretty funny. Not anime
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
4-1
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
No, vote is a ridiculous statistic and they are separated by one point, this is Sandy with an agenda.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys have them thinking that I don't like them, this is far from the truth, certainly more than one point.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I really like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2ZFA4me4iw&feature=channel
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Best one I've seen from them was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI-gqL4vjmg
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
"Fergs' owner has plan to keep the Rays in St. Pete"
“Give them to charities, give them to employees as incentives. It just makes sense to give away tickets,” says Ferguson
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is that quote from?
I heard his plan was to have small businesses buy upper deck season tickets and use them as he is saying above.
I don’t think he is talking about the team
In this case, maybe Fergeson should take his own advice.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not a terrible idea. I just don't think that he is going to find 1,000 new businesses that are going to be willing to do it.
He might be lucky if he finds a hundred. Still if it’s 100 that end up buying 2 to 4 hundred season tickets that wouldn’t have otherwise then the Rays would have to be happy
Not in St. Pete he's not.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Not in Tampa Bay he's not either
1,000 new season ticket holders is between 2,000 and 4,000 new season tickets because most will buy either 2 or 4.
I will be extremely impressed if he can get a quarter of that
Awesome headline, guy
Rural residents too busy smoking pot to keep up with GPU?
http://humboldtherald.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/rural-residents-too-busy-smoking-pot-to-keep-up-with-gpu/
Somebody took the time to list a bunch of Henny Youngman jokes, sweet:
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it’s feet first!
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
She’s a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Take my wife… Please!
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NEW YORK CITY!?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't read this yet, only the headline, but magnifique
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100729
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It's a lot of Boston apologism, but there is a very good chunk in there about how long games are.
Boston has played exactly 1 game this year that has been less then 3 hours in length.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
55% of the reason....HAHAHAHA
Bill Simmon’s is a joke.
Here’s the truth -
Standings – 50%
Boston frontrunning bandwagon fans – 50%
Done
I’m surprised there isn’t a Tampa crack in there. He usually makes room for one
Yes, that's what I said. I believe this logic and analysis is completely spot on.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Give me a break:
The most damning fact about these interminably long games? They pushed some die-hard fans toward English Premier League and World Cup games mainly because we knew those games would end in less than two hours. (Yes, you’re reading one of them.) Like you, I have a lot of crap going on. I have a job (no, really, they pay me for this), I have a wife, I have kids, I have a bunch of things I like to watch at night. Slogging through a 3-hour, 45-minute anything just isn’t entertaining. We have too many choices in 2010. That, over anything else, is why those NESN ratings dropped in 2010.
So apparently Red Sox fans are busier than everyone else, so they’ve all turned to soccer.
Based on the figures from the Biz journal:
-There has been a net gain of American households watching games of 183,646.
-That’s an increase of 7%.
-This is despite 4 of the bigegst market teams performing well below expectations (CHC, LAA, LAD, BOS).
-Basically his premise holds no water. The Sox are underperforming, and he makes a BS excuse.
Arod and Jeter are a combined 71 years old. The can't even pull a 4 rating. DON'T YOU GET IT
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, let me clarify
He’s got some charts that show how games have gotten longer, and I found that interesting. ANYTHING else you or anybody else might interpret I might have said, implied, or interpreted in that column is wrong. Think I agree with the logic? Wrong. Think I think he’s not being biased? Wrong.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
His charts are Redsox only. 29 other teams don't fucking employ David Ortiz
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes they are. Do you think that if you went to another team you'd find anything different? The Yankees? Dodgers? Oakland?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
*Yes, you're right, he's only charting the Red Sox
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Only because those teams play against David Ortiz
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
THE HANGOVER IS (15%) EVIDENT
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
If Melky Mesa is so good, why didn't you break his kneecaps?
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
/thread
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I had Lebron for the Cleveland series
Millen for Detroit.
Who should I have for the Yankees as my profile pic?
Isiah Thomas.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
Pedro?
Or Gomes sticking up for Elliot Johnson.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Osama Bin Laden
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"9/11 never forget that fateful day first responders are the true heroes" Sveet (2001-2012)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
FIRST RESPONDERS ARE IN STEINBRENNER'S BOX
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy
It could be Stick Michael yelling at him for playing by his own rules.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
.
The three-way deal that would send Dunn to the White Sox, Edwin Jackson to the Nationals, and Dan Hudson and a prospect to the Diamondbacks is still in play, reports Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. Rosenthal has heard varying opinions about whether the Yankees are truly out on Dunn.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
Anyone try the Madden demo?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
It could be cool. Needs some work, but it only works correctly if you set up a game plan.
For the record, I’m not buying either (at this point).
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Based on your gameplan (or overall playbook if you don't set it up)
the OC/DC will call a play for you based on down and situation etc. Trying to mimic being on the field where you don’t have the whole playbook at your disposal.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
B. Westbrook runs circle route, pass complete for 5 yards or breaks tackle for big gain
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're one of those kids who would run Michael Vick for 5 minutes before throwing to an open WR.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, NCAA is getting a patch soon and tuner sets.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Will I be able to see my opponent's personel when playing 2 humans against the computer?
That was a huge oversight.
Well it kills the game for me.
99% of the time I play, it’s me and two of my boys runnin shit with our Deacs dynasty. It was awesome when we played Bama in the Natty Title game, couldn’t see their personnel, they’d come out in 4 wide against our 4-3 on first down, and then no-huddle all the way down the field.
I kno, what are the odds
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Intersting.
http://cohort11.americanobserver.net/latoyaegwuekwe/multimediafinal.html
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That's really cool
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
New favorite commenter
spidurfan
He’s killing the Dunn rumor thread
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Laurence Fishburn's daughter is hot as hell and I will watch her movie
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
N S F DOUBLE U
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/laurence-fishburne-daughter-porn-star-xxx-montana-vivid/
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Cover of the video is here
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
She's an attractive female
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dayum.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Should be a good film
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
"film"
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
moving picture? does that help?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Fornicating Fabircation of Moving Pictures.
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Interpunktion macht frei
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Fishburne is black and not "hot as hell" as in "set on fire".
What I’m saying is, you’d have no interest.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
1.5/5
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
http://gizmodo.com/5600260/photoshop-time-portals/gallery/1
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm now working out of our Clearwater branch so I get get to Ferg's sooner.
/hair of the dog
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
Beautiful day here (first in a few weeks under 90), and I had planned to go to the gym after work.
DAGGER
Guaranteed all the beautiful babies will be happy houring this afternoon!
Ask him to give you tickets
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did I get an email from allyourcomplaints@gmail.com?
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
Because your mother is a fucking whore
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Wendy's
Please stop fucking with your taco salad. More chips and cheeze dammit.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
CHIK FIL A IS RIGHT THERE
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Wanted something different.
Had Chik-Fil-A twice this week already.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, salad was still good.
Red Cabbage + Spinich + Guac. I just want more chips and cheese.
dammit
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
More like lazy.
Need to get to the grocery store and restock, earliest I can go is Sunday.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S BLOW THIS OTTOID UP!
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Tine
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
SF1 IRL...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuyEgvCVYd8
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
SUBSCRIBE TO LIL NAPPY YA DIG
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
To what do we owe the honor of the s-man coming into the OTTOID [sic]
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Mexican getting tacos is not "different".
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
SALAD. It's a taco SALAD
Actually, its a ‘Baja’ salad now.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
¡ARRIBA ARRIBA!
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If anything, I'm more like Slowpoke.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
¡Claro que si!
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaaand done.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TRADE FOR EDWIN?
he bad
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
because he owns the Rays
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
My dream is that Chicago keeps him, makes the playoffs, and we trade for Joe Blanton.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
As a pinch hitter.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
He should do well in The Cell
not
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Woof diddly doof that would be a nightmare.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 30, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Admittedly, I have paid much attention this year, but is he still unable to consistently throw a strike?
I remember him getting dingered to death down the back stretch last year in a home-run suppressing environment. If he can’t avoid the walk and is still giving up bombs then it should be interesting. Imagine if they had kept Ely and Richard? Those guys went to favorable home parks, but I think it was pretty clear from the jump that Peavy wasn’t going to be a good get.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
have=have not
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Hemmingway
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at this dumgaby that can't even spell
You’ve really gone downhill, I think the smack is starting to affect your performance.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I love 'm's
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
They look like seagulls, flapping their wings
I hate seagulls
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmm
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to say that I don't have time for this, but if it's Emmy-approved...
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's daft punk.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUF
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I LIKE DAFT PUNK. :(
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
Who doesn't?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
.
England’s failed footballers should count themselves lucky that their ignominious World Cup exit was met with little more than a public mauling by the media.
Their counterparts from North Korea, who lost all three of their group games, have been subjected to a six-hour excoriation for “betraying” the communist nation’s ideological struggle, according to reports.
There are even fears for the safety of the team coach, Kim Jung-hun, who was accused of betraying the son and heir of the regime’s “dear leader,” Kim Jong-il.
Early this month the players were summoned to an auditorium at the working people’s culture palace in Pyongyang, forced onstage and subjected to a six-hour barrage of criticism for their poor performances in South Africa, according to the US-based Radio Free Asia.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/30/north-korea-footballers-public-mauling
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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
At least someone over there cares about the team, unless this cuntry
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
unless=unlike, I quit
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
In comparison, America's reaction to the Americans not winning the world cup was to talk about whether or not the NFLPA is going to get locked out.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not know you could 'uglify' an Audi R8, considering it already isn't a particlularly attractive car
But Brandon Phillips has done just that:
Think that’s not his car?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Suprised he has Kentucky plates.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Are you familiar with the location of Cincinnati relative to the Ohio-Kentucky border?
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm like two hours away from Cinci, yeah.
It would still mean he had to go a dealership in Kentucky. Not that it’s a big deal. Just don’t see the point.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
It's a lot closer than that...
the Cincy airport is in Kentucky, only 17 miles away.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew the border's a lot closer.
But I didn’t realize it was that close.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Cincy is about an hour from Louisville, maybe two from Lex,
I drove through there on the way to the Derby and it looks like a really awesome city the way it is set up around the river. Reminded me of Harrisburg the way the river bisects the city and you have all the huge houses up on the hills.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Although
I didn’t have to pay tax on the car I bought a few weeks ago because my home of record is Tennessee. I assumed that was because I’m in the military, but I could be wrong. It could apply to anyone who comes to Kentucky from another state to buy from a dealership.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Also thats looks fucking retarded.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
That's awesome that he lives in KY and commutes to Cincy, also shocked that he doesn't have a vanity plate Spazz or some such horseshit
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you not notice the gold glove center wheelcaps?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
James Bond has never been black, if I had to guess, I think Roger Moore could handle his own at 2B
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Not necessarily.
When you buy a vehicle from a dealership in Kentucky they usually (always so far as I know) get the plates for you.
I bought a car a few weeks ago and they handled the whole thing.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
I was hoping for an active thread today as I don't want to work
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
How much alcohol did it take until you banged PoW?
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
4 cosmos and he was good to go
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that I've seen Inception I think we need to dedicate some time to discussing it.
In the interest of those that haven’t seen it we should hold off until Monday. Either watch it this weekend or avoid that OTTOTD.
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The PMCY trade troll was funny the first time. The imitations are getting old/will be old.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Don't know why this is a reply.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Thanks for ruining this Buc Nation
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I David Blaine'd your mom
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Sutty was my fill in
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The angry racist clone
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Trade Deadline Thread.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
What an idiot
Mine was perfectly timed as Hellickson was pulled from his start on the same day. His is just stupid.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed...
three weekends is enough
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Blue Jays acquire Mike Jacobs for some reason.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
A friend of mine in Wisconsin just got a new Sabb
with his 3 DUI’s he said his insurance is ~300/mo
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
Mine's 42, scuks for that guy
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
bs
Before I sold my car I got a quote for moving my insurance to where I live in DC. Was gonna be $4000 a year, and I have a pretty spotless driving record (one ticket).
Most people in WI are born with at least 2 DUIs
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
.
richardjustice Seems to be decent chance Lance Berkman gets traded this afternoon. Yanks seem be leader, but Rays, others interested.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
HEY GUYZ REMEMBER THIS?
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/4/2/819830/colorado-rockies-still-like-jason#13635080
But… Mulligan (Cohasset MA): Jeff Niemann, 28 starts in 2009, over/under? If over, for who? TB, SD, PIT?
Keith Law: Under. You could go 2.8 and I might still say "under." Good luck getting that arm to hold up in the rotation.
www.draysbay.com
by Tommy Rancel on Apr 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Ugh Do some research KLaw. Please. He’s like the SG of good baseball analysts. He doesn’t even try any more, he just makes quips and takes Klaw-bait.
by rglass44 on Apr 2, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
His blog is still useful, though. Unlike RJ’s idol BS.
by rglass44 on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Gee… I’m so glad you find me useful.
I’ve seen Niemann’s medicals from when he was drafted, watched him pitch, and talked to people in and outside the Rays’ organization about him. It is my opinion that he can not hold up as a major-league starter. That’s not a lack of research of a lack of trying. It is my analysis. If you disagree, attack the analysis, not me.
by Keith Law on Apr 2, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
CB,DT,LB,OR DE is what we need
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss this one.
Don’t quit your day job RJ
by Raymondo on Apr 2, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Our IR should get filled pretty quickly.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember being all over this myself. He's usually right, though, it's not fair to only bring up the mistakes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
welp
He should post here more often then. I stopped reading his stuff when I realized i was smarter head to head.
Boom. Outta Here.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I refuse to pay for Insider, I'd probably read him more if they brought things from behind the curtain
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
When did you get those?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing makes the world go round like Fraternafriends
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I buy my friends with my love
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
MAKE THE NERDS PAY FOR THEIR NERD KNOWLEDGE, WHICH WE WILL PROCEED TO PRETEND IT'S IRRELEVANT
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What caused you to go dig this up?
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems to me, you could make the same case about Narwhal
He was clearly being hyperbolic when he said he’s take the under on 2.8.
But he wasn’t asked if he could hold up for us as our #5 until Price takes over, he was asked over/under on 28 starts and his position is really pretty easily justified. I don’t know if he’ll get hurt, but last year he made a career high 26 starts and threw a career high 149 innings. He’s 26. That tells you something about his durability.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on Apr 2, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up actions
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like I was out in front of everybody on this beast
One time I saw Jeff wrestle a giraffe to the ground
Nothing wrong with this shoulder on that day.
Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it’s business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don’t love what you’re doing and you can’t give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You’ll be an old man before you know it.
-Al Lopez
by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 2, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up actions
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That sig you had is fucking awful
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That's when I was still trying to be professional after first getting asked to write.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He should post here more often then. I stopped reading his stuff when I realized i was smarter head to head.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ruh roh
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping you'd respond with smart being a redicluous statistc.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get why/how that took off, it seemed pretty innocuous when I said it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't. Is was incredibly harsh. You accused a writer of having an agenda.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is this? I must have missed it.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's in the "Garza's PG wasn't best game" post.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the offending comments were hidden.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Just read it.
Erick bitch slapped him good.
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Jul 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Your standards are so low these days.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that was a pretty heavy-handed response. Like a glove loaded with lead weights.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Glove slap! Shut your big yap!
Sign lady must die.
dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
by EminenceFront on Jul 30, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I challenge you to a duel
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
GAME. POCKET-PROTECTORS.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So what, everyone does, most aren't so transparent
You go into these things with the Sherlock Holmes quote in the forefront of your mind, but you’re still going to have your biases. That’s why I try to stick to the same statistics for everyone instead of dipping into nonsense like Gamescore.
And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still not sure where the 'agenda' you're referring to is.
I wasn’t going to make a lot of noise about it, but I didn’t even think it was Garza’s best pitched game. I was still more impressed with the 1-hitter against the Marlins.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well it was a poorly-constructed pro-Shields argument that was shooting from the hip.
Perhaps agenda was the wrong word, but it seemed to me that it was written by a fan, for the fans.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
At first I thought that Yields was better...
but I think I was letting the fact that I was at that game and not at the no hitter influence me. The more I thought about it, facing the minimum is much more impressive to me.
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
They were both really good, wait a year to say that our first no-hitter in franchise history isn't even our best start.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Narwhal's had one DL stint.
DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4
He's also yet to top 152 IP or 27 starts, which seems to be the statistical evidence that Jeffrey couldn't hack it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's in the other thread about the Hanley trade. Go check it out.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
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