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7/30/10 GDT: New York Yankees @ Tampa Bay Rays

New York Yankees at Tampa Bay Rays, Jul 30, 2010 7:10 PM EDT



Current Series

3 game series vs Yankees @ Tropicana Field

Sat 07/31 7:10 PM EDT
Sun 08/01 1:40 PM EDT

Upton's back in the line-up, but no sighting of Zorilla yet. This isn't the best pitching match-up for the Rays, but hopefully we can finally break our Friday night streak.

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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to her face? Was it always like that?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's Obliviated in that pic

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's the fatty?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
5:09pm: The deal is done and Berkman has approved it, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post.

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The Berkman deal is official-Sherman of NY Post

He’ll likely only be able to be there for Saturday/Sunday at best.

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherman's been wrong before, as early as last week.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Refresher please?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually it was 2 weeks ago, but he reported the Cliff Lee to Yankees deal.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Now Adam Dunn is telling people that he is open to DHing for the rest of the season. Meanwhile, Andrew Friedman says there is "less than 50 percent" chance a trade will happen.

by Paul Ellis on Jul 30, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I could careless about what AF says because he is doing what he should keeping his mouth closed….i was more interested in the part where he is now open to DH’ing.

by Paul Ellis on Jul 30, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

AF = Andrew Friedman

And I would like him not to DH.

by sstamour on Jul 30, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he confused

Andrew Friedman and Ryan Braun?

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hummmmm

AF couldn’t be any worse then PB.

by Paul Ellis on Jul 30, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got 3 Garza no hit ticket stubs!!!

Off ebay for like $13 dollars each, there the season ticket stubs too , sweet

by Paul Ellis on Jul 30, 2010 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

there*

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thur*

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thir.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

their

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

thier*

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well fuck me

Astros picking up most of the money on Berkman’s deal per Buster

by Jason Collette on Jul 30, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What did they get in return?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very little.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

MONTERO!

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're right
The Astros are picking up a lot of the money owed to Berkman and won’t obtain top prospects in return, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney. The Yankees expect to make one or two more moves and continue working on trades (all Twitter links).

I don’t get it

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't take on all the money, and they didn't give up top 'spects.

When do we get that deal?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, that's what I said.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hear Penn signed?

Any insider information on McCoy?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now with the name change he knows these things.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, I just found out what you're talking about.

Bucs Nation? Blah.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same to you

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Bucs Nation

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea yea yea

Its the name now, for better or worse.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not start your own site and write your own articles?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I'm not that ambitious, have no background in that sorta thing

and as much as we all might hate to admit it, most commenting systems suck. SBN’s is pretty good. Plus, it’s not something I can devote a ton of time to.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possible access issues?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats my number one issue.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that where you disappeared to just now? Trying to get access?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, it's a never ending endeavour.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You stealing WiFi?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not steal wifi. That is the other BN writer.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...the other...

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Paul

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"At what cost access?!?!?!?!" Binghamton Wellingtonsworth (1980-2012) (while shaking his fist and yelling at the sky)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention access (yes, i'm going to be beating this drum for a while, so best to just settle in)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could get access pretty easily.

My name says how I feel about the Bucs, how could they turn me away?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I could get access pretty easily... jealous?"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not jealous. That means we are equal.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was quoting you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am quoting you

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUCK

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no other choice.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mind is literally blown into a million chunks

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am here to sweep them up for you

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's total access!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doug09 is a man who does not appreciate access

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was only being smug with a fellow Apple fanatic.

That’s how we entertain ourselves.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penn is signing tonight.

McCoy seems to be days away.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tender?

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long term

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll sign it after he stops by Krispey Kreme's.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

FUCK YOU ASTROS

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or means Ed Wade is a fucking moron.

www.draysbay.com, www.bloombergsports.mlblogs.com, Twitter @trancel

by Tommy Rancel on Jul 30, 2010 7:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

^This

Gets rid of two top players and gets nothing.

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

auto parts store

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need specifics? where you stranded?

time to google map to the nearest store

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's at my house and I can jump it and go somewhere

It’s the battery, not the alternator. I was j/w what battery is good that has good warranties.

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's Advance Auto Parts, check the yellow pages.

also Pep Boys Auto, and Autozone

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really. There are no 'good' places to get a battery. They're all pretty much the same unless you've got a Porsche and $1700 for a Lithium-Ion battery.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

all set to play ball

now all we need are 21 Ks out of Davis.

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

ordered a Papa Johns for dinner tonight

saw two other people picking up pizzas with their free cards at the pizza joint

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

...time to warm up the bullpen.

Damn you Davis!!!

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp

At least Garza and Shields will give us a good chance to win.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

CALL UP HELLY NAO!

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp

2 out of 3 ain’t bad

/meatloaf

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

they have special coded balls for when A-Rod pitches

will they highlight the amount of steroids he used to boost his HR count?

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit I meant when A-Rod bats.

my bad.

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-ROD'S A PITCHER!?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Gosh everyone

we haven’t batted yet!

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Jul 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

siddown A-Fraud

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

that HR sucked, obviously, but those 3 Ks looked pretty sweet.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does last AB vs. Swisher

Did you think he’d get a shut out? Hang in there.

I like pie

by ramedy on Jul 30, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about a bi-polar pitcher.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Less then versus the Red Sox, whatever that means.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

1

involving everyone.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

69,420

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHApbhtbt.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He only does those at Yankees Municipal little-league park.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

K'd 3 guys...

shoulda done that to the first 3. c’mon wade

by TREX1024 on Jul 30, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

dh.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaso

NOT a leadoff hitter, then again who is ..oh yeah Crawford refuses to…

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Jul 30, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Crawford isn't.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he'll tank his batting this series

and make the Yankees decide on passing him over for FA this off-season… well a guy can hope!

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a good thing I'm gonna go work the CoH beta for Going Rogue...

gnight Rays fans, hope the Rays eke out a 9-2 win tonight…

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

LONGO

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

We miss you Longo

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Lies

It wasn’t off Yields

by Sveet on Jul 30, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it. Got me a HR and a couple of RBIs

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: So are we going to have to face E-Jax again this year?

Maybe we can make him look a little more like himself this time.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I just bought a customized one and put his name on it.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't.

Exclamation point.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't return it.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hell would I want to?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point, Vin. You're always on top of these things

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't really buy a Lance Berkman jersey with an exclamation point for his number.

I was just foolin’.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know these things Vin.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just making sure.

I didn’t wanna lie to my best friend Doug.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

slight optimism

the only report that Houston picked up salary and isn’t getting real prospects is from Buster Olney, who, in fairness, I would not trust to guess my weight.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

NY Post is the original source of this story

I’m just shocked how many people here are already taking this as fact instead of learning their lesson from before.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That can't be right.

Has to be a typo.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

204 lbs

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true.

Most of the smoke is coming from all the notorious Cashman sniffers, so…

by rglass44 on Jul 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niemann and Price

missed in this series….

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Jul 30, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

or Jason Bay.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of those thing is not like the other.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIVE MIND

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't wait for Beej to be being Beej on a play

I bet Berkman calls him out immediately cuz he’s a veteran who is undoubtedly a leader

by daveh33 on Jul 30, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

welp

Hopefull the third strike will be in the dirt, so Beej might get on base.

by rglass44 on Jul 30, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch #4 was his best opportunity for that

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Win a Black ---"

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton blocked Blackberry

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cynical Sally:

So if the ChiSox trade E-Jax to Washington for Dunn, did we basically trade Dunn for Matt Joyce?

/troll

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

No

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your capslock and raise you an army of semicolons.

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason I laughed at this.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diminished mental capacity

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's at least a little funny.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet you like The Beatles.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can already tell im going to ban you tonight

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might have wasted that invite on me. I'm sorry to say.

I let that beatles torrent seed for like 4 days and no one ever latched on. I’m gonna try a couple more but if they don’t work I’ll stop DLing.

I don’t wanna hurt your rep if I can’t upload for whatever reason.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know the part where if you just let it seed your required ratio is 0.00?

That’s a thing.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least 72 hours a week.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about already dot beeeee

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what dot cee dee

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, n/m

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. Ok.

I just logged in and saw that I did upload a little.

So it stops seeding if I maintain that ratio?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter how much you upload as long as you seed your torrents for 72 hours.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

Perhaps I should read the rules and whatnot.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fairly helpful.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks again by the way.

I’ve been playing with the tag/filters section and I’ll be downloading a bunch of shit after the game.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem, I have extras.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thaddeus?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEEEEEJ

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you suggesting

black people aren’t valuable?

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They hold 60% the value of a 'normal' person.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

Not sure if serious…

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

60% of 5 = 3

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH REALLY!?!?!?

I thought this was the relaxed blog for cool kids.

by rglass44 on Jul 30, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you just repeated my joke then. GG.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah dude they're only .66666 of a normal person

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

3/5 COMPROMISE.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Techincally, they never did.

A slave is still worth 3/5 of a person in determining population for representation puroposes. It’s just that there’s no slaves anymore.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who're you calling boy?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i lulzed

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brignac Fail!

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

lolswisher

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Whiffer

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 30, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

dum-de-dum i didn't swing

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Firemancory

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

B DUB: Can I get an SP count?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FoxTrax is an idiot

pitch f(x) says both #3 (called a ball) and #4 (called a strike, A-Rod got whiny) were in the zone

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FoxTrax is better than KK

He should do color commentary instead.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Squawk-Rod?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, thought I heard that too.

Apparently he’s of crow or some type of Avian variety now.

by Cory Alexander on Jul 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG HE GOT IT!

Oh wait,

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Fenway'd

HOLY FUCK SHIT YES A WALK OFF GRANDSLAM DOUBLE NO HITTER INSIDE THE PARK oh wait pop-out to right.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stays true to his roots, HS sweetheart.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's beautiful on the inside?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

FML

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT JASO

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, you moron!

Can I just say that was STUPID and ARROGANT!? That was STUPID and ARROGANT not to hit a homer!

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stu with some pretty damning wordage there.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

alright

Something….is going to happen!!!!

by Paul Ellis on Jul 30, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah.

Exciting.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

WAIT WAIT WHAT HAPPENED I MISSED IT

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

WERE TRADING NAVI FOR PUJOLS

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not but for real

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And saved a plane when he was a manager-catcher-astronaut-jedi.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pepsi sucks.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Here is what I learned from that Sternburg interview:

Baseball "appeals to the Hebrew with his Oriental background" as well as "the temperament of the Jews"
because it "places a premium on an alert, scheming mind, flashy trickiness, artful
dodging, and general smart aleckness."

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Also bats should have a cap on them.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not rates of lending

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

All players need payday loans

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAT mitzvah

/got nothing

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how I took the interview. Nice recap.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's really turned it around since the 1st

Totally different pitcher — more like the previous couple starts now

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you mean

the first two pitchers. The brilliance started after the homer.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doh

“the first two BATTERS”

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's black is he Stinkmeaner from the boondocks?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"This dance is over and so is this prom,"

Word is he’s looking forward to next year.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went in and the band played a wrong note in the first song, so he declared the prom over, pulled the fire alarm and left.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, this is fucking lame.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

The day my daughter hands me Just for Men

is the day I bitch slap my daughter

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

MORE DECENT THAN BASEBALL?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Too much Rich Herrera when listening on the radio

He might be more annoying the KK, but I guess you have to listen to KK more.

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

This

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/looks at sig

/chuckles

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's ironic 'cause you're dead.

I learned the true meaning of irony from an episode of Party Down.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The artsy holophone episode?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should rewatch it then.

It’s been a while.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOUR MUSIC'S BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3 that show.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use headers

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Thought I had.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not brawlfense without Jonny Gomes.

Sorry to say.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any chance

we acquire him before the deadline?

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

God doesn't like me enough for that to happen.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leads MLB in grit%

I want to see a .gif animation of him laying out Shelly Duncan after the slide into Aki

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that doesn't exist.

There’s one out there though that shows him kind of flying into him and flopping onto his knees though.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He dead.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leads MLB in beatyourfuckingass'causeI'mawesome%

is more like it.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This!

Well played.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

optimal long-term strategy in this AB

FB to Jeter’s face. I’m pretty sure Jaso has a sign for that.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit call

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

check out pitch f(x)

it’s been bullshit calls against us, and for the Yankees, all night. In other news, water is wet.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a terrible throw on a pitchout

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

John Jabow

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He winds up like Tebow does.

Which is to say a truth.

If I wanted to take a stab, I’d call him Jon Jearbow.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

Things Jaso does well: has a .380 OBP.

Things Jaso does not do well: throw out baserunners.

You take the good, you take the bad.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaso throws about as hard as he hits

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This is probably accurate.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard from Paul Ellipses lately. Where are you Paul?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Lighting bums on fire (he's can help but dealing out sick burns)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK's guide to managing

if you get ahead in the count, throw balls until it’s a hitter’s count

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

It’s funny cuz it’s true :(

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's pitching lazy and black?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mexican's don't use M60s.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's an M60.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

m-60s are belt fed and don't have clips.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

get out dot jpg

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

People put those gay little bipods on M16's too.

I’ve also seen those ridiculously large scopes too.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not those though.

If your (g)grip doesn’t double as your bipod you’re an overly zealous douche bag.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMH

So you’re a gun nut on top of being a bigot and a racist?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you, unamerican?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just foolin.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh, I was sure they had a clip feed option.

Either way, I concede. It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an illusion, it's all an illusion

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITT: A bunch of people who played MW2

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Guy who actually went war.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puerto Rico's never had to pull their weight.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The hell's with that?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too busy daggering, not enough daggers.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY PTSD

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LULZ

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

I carried a 249 the whole time.

It was fun when I actually got to use it. The rest of the time it was a giant pain in the ass.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOHNNY JIHAD MOVIN TO YOUR SIX *blasts entire family just sitting down to dinner*

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not eating halliburton approved chicken

private contracts are a bitch

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shredded a styrofome pumpkin once.

But that was as close as I came to killing something.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

While you were out playing in the desert I was defending the home front from the real invasion (see above image that began this subthread)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real american hero right here.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as much as you'd think.

I shoulder fired it no problem and I weigh 140lbs.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know you were a chick.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom knows I'm not a chick.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom's dead.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, not only did he bang your mom, he stole all her jewelry!

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was cremated.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop this.

Before I feel bad.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like cream mated

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point stands.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Merica

“We have better guns than you” -USA

by firemangreg on Jul 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fireman Greg Facebook image found

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice glasses bro

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess you forgot about that tattoo on your shoulder.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's pretty

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

History goes back before 1945 fyi

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only pic I have that has with it.

I don’t have down syndrome, I was just squinting. It’s sunny there.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know they let 12 year olds fight in this man's Army

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pre Army

I grow a beard in a day, son.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, ok Jethro

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have no idea.

I rocked some pretty amazing sideburns once upon a time.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weed rules man, but you know what? I want to go fight Hadji

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

*I have no money and would like to learn the electrical trade.

I really would like to burn one though.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Hadji?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too easy, c'mon.

A marijuana cigarette.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH I'M SOOOOO STUPID

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's ok. I still like you.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vinlando Rays?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss that hat.

I think its in Alaska.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I own this thread now.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Image broken there thread owner

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Right.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I fucking suck.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Vina

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a fun day.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha you wanna hook up

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait what

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

flirtin

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh you.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were to flirt I would definitely posted that picture of me.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

would have

GOD I’M SUCH A DUMGABY

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

RobVINson Cano

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vin strikes out too much

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, I miss the shit out of Afghanistan.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is the lead singer from Blink-182 at war?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the wind brah

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. Gimme a sec.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ain't no faggot

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, guess what word we don't use here

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm allowed obviously.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha that's funny

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just a matter of time until he gets himself banned.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be a terrible poster, but at least I'm not second banana to niko.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dang.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

P Brady has a point, he is a terrible poster

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You obviously read blogs a lot, but do not understand them.

I was never second banana to him

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is it called when you're not the leader but second in charge?

I obviously do not understand this concept.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He signed the contract, didn't make him in charge.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it does.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it just meant he was on the email list

If you look at the fact that he wanted to get rid of me and wanted to do other things on the blog which were shut down, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t in charge of me.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

BW couldn't reveal his identity as the worlds foremost buyer of MONSTER cable

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I'd buy that crap

/cable snob

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE GOLD MAKES THE SOUND BETTER ALSO PICTURE PROBABLY

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs a 500 dollar cable to connect his iPad to a router.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to think we are all smart enough to not buy cable at Best Buy

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were just foolin about your mom weren't you?

I should really apologize if you weren’t.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucked to death by a pack of n.....

It was her own fault

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gibson'd

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answer me damn you!

Before I make your mom answer for you.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's out gaining access to something

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

His mom's client records?

I really would stop if I knew the truth.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's always better to troll and feel remorse later than to be trolled yourself. ALWAYS

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also: People who actually have dead moms don't post about that.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would think so,

but…

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that the name of an anime?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briggy?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not Down's Syndrome. That's Bells Palsy.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical Ricans.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They use PCP like in Friday.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he were less selfish...

he’d be less black

/first semi-racistst ironic comment on draysbay.com

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

7:37pm: The Astros will pay $4MM of the $7.5MM Berkman will make between his salary and the buyout, according to Sherman (Twitter link).

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Non-Prospects

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's look at it a little more Bartlett

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s an illustration and not worth researching correctness.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They only have 3

But one of those went really really far away

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

This is still a very close game pitched by two very good 5th starters.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only 1 XBH even today

Only what 2 or 3 PAs with RISP?

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love this game.

I admit I used to complain about it being “unfair” that we were in the AL East and so could never make the playoffs. But in truth, I fucking love it.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
7:37pm: The Astros will pay $4MM of the $7.5MM Berkman will make between his salary and the buyout, according to Sherman (Twitter link).

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

OBLIVIATED

Also this was already said.

by blackraven on Jul 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's just livin life with some grenades and landmines you white rat

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I was going off of your comment.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about how evil LeBron is for giving them MASSIVE RATINGS

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 30, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap

I was mid-sentence: “Well, there’s no way they turn that double play…”

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

TRIPLE PLAY

The ball went right into his chest man, let’s not pretend like it was an amazing play on his part.

Plus, he also fumbled it.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he's not a DH

just ask him. he’ll tell you all about it

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

meant to reply to andrew

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he's got two months to get used to it

and then the rest of his career. The truth hurts sometimes.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I'm more imagining him at DH

but yeah, he sucks noodles in the field, no question

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cool

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he should keep his shaved head.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hohn Haso

When Hohn Haso gets two hits in a game, Spanish speakers pronounce it the exact same way they always do.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! One of those weak ass grounders got through.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

In all seriousness, I was hoping he would say they didn't expect a deal.

Now, all the idiots in Tampa are gonna get their panties in a bunch if nothing gets done.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about you...

but MY panties have been in a bunch all day!

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATTN SF1

I want your opinion on Stu’s comments.

by firemangreg on Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking John Jaso

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

GRIT

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus christ, tony robbins is being interviewed by larry king

this is just awful

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

If only there were something else on to watch

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

He's up

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

what's with all the slam pigs posting in here before the 7th?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

SUCK IT EDIWN

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH FUCKING FUCK

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU SERIOUS???

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for accuracy

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING MATT JOYCE

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

There is a God

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

His name is Matt Joyce

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matty Joyce!

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

MATT JOYCE SUCKS. HE IS ONLY BATTING .230ISH.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No, no we shouldn't.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES!

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

ULYSSEEEESSSSS

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

OMGYES SADLFKJSADFLKJASDF

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

more like matt clutch

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't have a sister,

but if I did, I’d let Joyce fingerblast her at the International Plaza Food Court any day.

by NY Tyler on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY!

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

AS CLUTCH AS IT GETS!

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

advice for Willy

next time you don’t have to jump over that

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO!

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

The Nationals told teams that Edwin Jackson was key to obtaining Adam Dunn from them, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney. Many teams tried to obtain Jackson, the White Sox got him and now the Nationals say they aren’t so sure they want the righty. Obviously, teams are frustrated with the Nationals

by germanshepard44 on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE PEOPLE TRADING FOR EDWIN JACKSON

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce

 is better than Lance Berkman, Adam Dunn, Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds and Barry Bonds’ pharmacy put together.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid analysis.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard there was a war criminal posting in this thread

confirm/deny

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

is SF1 old enough to be a Nazi?

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

bismark died like 30 years before ww1

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

zombie bismark fought in Verdun

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That tops Aki v Bucholz for my favorite Rays HR.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I think so.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was awesome.

And I shit a little when it happened. But Aki’s was epic.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, remember when Joba Chaimberlain was good?

Joba Chaimberlain was never good.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when *insert overrated yankee prospect* was good?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dioner Navarro? No.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

*trades prospect for 6 time all star player*

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brien Taylor

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was great

Right up until those lake gnats impregnated his neck waddle

by NY Tyler on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAAAADE

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

z

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

why is Wheeler getting loose?

Isn’t this Balfour territory?

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

we don't want to win games

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so did i miss anything?

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT A MEAL A HA HA

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

zzzzzz

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

our infield defense is so good

we don’t ever see them slam into each other for pop-ups like the Three Stooges…

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

28 rings

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

all of them cheap plastic

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is colin curtis? Never heard of him

well he’d better enjoy his last ab’s as a DH for them

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

they also have a hominid named Juan Miranda

for a $250 million team, there are a lot of f’n scrubs on it

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in shappach

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

because Choate would have caused mass riots

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Trolling Joe

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't care about boston at this point

They are kinda bad.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 30, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOO

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING FINALLY

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullshit.

This game was over after Swisher’s HR.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT game Davis!

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Wade

Lets turn this game over to Benoit/Soriano machine

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

For a reliever?

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

"you guys"

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
he Yankees are sending Mark Melancon and Jimmy Paredes to the Astros for Berkman, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post (via Twitter).

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This might be late.

I don’t give a shit though.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one that doesn't think Berkman will do shit for the Yanks?

He’s an over the hill NL’er

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Cause the Astro’s got jack shit for ’em.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berkman can still hit righties

but when I look at the Yankees, I don’t think, “You know, this team really needs another old, injury-prone guy who can’t play the field.”

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's that kid elephant in that looney tunes short

he just gets paid in peanuts

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he'll do alright. He's not going to be a world killer.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be the smart thing since he apparently can't hit lefties for shit anymore.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is.

I still hold hope for the AL title, but it’s gonna be damn tough.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wanna make sure I make the ALCS

Then we made it to a reasonable position

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he neither improves nor degrades the team

the Yanks are still good, but there’s just… that spark missing.

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine that

Upton whiffing on the heat.

by firemangreg on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

versus righties

he’s still all-world versus lefties

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but that pitch was down the middle

I don’t care if it’s a LHP or RHP, that ball needs to be crushed (at least put in play).

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

should the rays trade? who should the team get?

what’s more important, a heavy hitter or a decent reliever to make our bullpen less questionable?

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Same could be said for a bat though.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our AAA pitchers >>>>>> our AAA hitters.

I LOVE DanJo, Ruggs, Deezy, and Perez (I live in Durham), but I wouldn’t bet the farm on them to mash in the Bigs.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who say's they have to mash?

They just need to outproduce the current bench.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who, outside of our LR, is questionable?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Is what I was basically saying.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the problem with the bully. It's not deep enough.

Don’t forget Sonny never seeing high-leverage situations.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or seeing a situation period.

When was the last time he pitched?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

69,420 days ago.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I'm thinking primarily of Choate and Cormier

There was someone else, Sonny?

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choate's fine.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

(!)

This.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, but he's better than Kapler

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

against lefties, and in the field?

I’m no Kapler fan, but D. Johnson fills a very different role.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kapler isn't doing shit off lefies and isn't a great fielder

I’d rather have Danjo’s bat on the bench

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruggs is the natural Kapler replacement

if thats the way we go. At this point, Djo probably replaces Aybar who has given up competent fielding. Only difference is that Aybar hits lefties.

by Navi's_Navy on Jul 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I think the key is moving Bartlett

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

bullpen less questionable??

Is there a team in the AL running out 3 guys better than Balfour-Benoit-Soriano right now? Then you have Wheels and Choate situationally, and Andy for long relief. The only thing I don’t get is Lance Cormier — but I’d be hard pressed to call replacing the 7th guy in the bullpen a need.

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kearns to the Yankees?

Heyman: source in TOR: #yankees on the verge of a trade for #indians OF austin kearns, removed from tonight’s game for pinch runner.

by Jason Collette on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHA

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody should be reporting on Joel Heyman's leads. Ever.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, my mistake. Joel Heyman != Joel SHERMAN

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not

Not like they have an restrictions

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who does he replace?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess, but Kearns is a righty

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they have 4 SHs

Teixeira, Posada, Swisher, and now Berkman

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, so Kearns is a 5th OF?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

new bench: Cervelli, R. Pena, Thames, Kearns

by AndrewTorrez on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this an ESPN game?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Tonight is a regular game

ESPN does not hosting Rays games

Fox does, but not ESPN

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

benoit's ERA impresses so much

scientists use it as a SETI signal to scan for intelligent life in the universe

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't get it

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

...you know, now that I've re-read it, neither do I...

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

...



So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW I remember!

I said that on purpose to get P Brady confused!

…I think.

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by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

step away from the keyboard

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT HAT IS BLACKNOT

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god you're back, I think Vin's going to have a heart attack

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been back. Just lurking.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

You dick.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully your time lurking has helped you figure out how to post

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has not.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you're not second banana to Niko

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I am. P Brady said so.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And ya burnt

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really picturing you typing with one hand while you caress your mother's urn with the other.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

AIM real fast

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Further study is needed.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answer me fucknugget!

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mhmm

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade him while he's hot!

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The tirne is now, rnaddon!

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

"m" key not working?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'rn glacl you noticecl.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longo almost had to curse a bitch

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LATE

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

69/420 sending back durf

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percival wouldn't have pitched last inning.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if you're familiar with the rules of baseball, but ever since desegregation they play 9 innings

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go easy on him, he's an expos fan.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, too bad about Straus

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm supposed to buy your book?

;) just joshin’, I’m gonna buy your book.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starring Brad Pitt?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robert Pattinson

<3

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that's still happening.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's in limbo last I heard

Rob Neyer posts stuff about it

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

6/9/420

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it's already out?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Book comes out in March

Appreciate the support!

And I stand by my Percival snark. He makes his own rules.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

MARCH!

Will Buc Wild and I be able to read it on our iPads?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pockets so fat it don't make no sense

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I literally have no idea what this means

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your Donkey show.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH DUH

The same thing I get for the blow

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

*used to get

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need hombre

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I <3 how awesome I am.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS A GERMAN GUN

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking hope not

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't let him troll you, she's a fine woman

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upskirting her?

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAYUL

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit I figured it out

Well I guess it’s good I called her ugly… it’d be disturbing if I thought she was hot…

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

PAGING MR HELLICKSONSTINE

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
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by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's why she can't decide

Nobody seems to think she (or he?) is attractive, no matter what. Wow can’t believe it took me so long to figure it out.

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either that or it's a product of her neuro chemistry a ha ha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious

I was wondering why you kept joking about it. I was like, “so what she’s ugly, big deal.” But when you asked if I figured it out, I google’d it. To my defense though, how was I really supposed to know?

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd have to have followed baseball for more than 2 years

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you just not pay attention then?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never knew advanced statistics until last year

So I guess I wasn’t exposed to it all. Mainly just watched Rays’ games and ESPN for years.

by Travis Lee on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, she used to be good

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christina Kahrl is a very prolific writer (and one I used to like very much) who was very good about integrating advanced stats, baseball reporting, and obscure cultural references

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

"How was I supposed to know?"

Because she looks like a dude.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....

T-Lee: ZOMG I JUST HOOKED UP WITH BABE… ERR… WELL KINDA BABE!!!
T-Lee’s friends: Ummm… that chick with the Adam’s Apple?
T-Lee: Umm… yeah… So?
T-Lee’s friends: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT’S A DUDE!
T-Lee: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? (Slaps leg)

by rglass44 on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

(tiny) image of what she was

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOgv-UuTgac

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE BETTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAl9iMpxBUE

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite part is calling him the boy name.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not tranquility tattoos.

Makes me not nearly as awesome.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

never doing that again

you guys went and turned it into an animated gifs that can cause epileptic seizures!

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were in a Jedi costume you fucking retard.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I had to go find it...

he didn’t post it in a thread

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So daveh's Private Eye story was about you?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just complimenting your skills.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batman time

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Cry-rod

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

not today asshole

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

1

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sori making Jaso wait

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

one down two to go

to ensure dick doesn’t get it done here.

by ValricoBrian on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

2

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

woot

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO ONE MORE

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Ellis, where are you

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

RACE WIN!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you checked your mom?

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano scares me

I’m glad he’s on our side.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

bahahahahaaha!!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK ANYONE ELSE AT 1ST

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I TOLD YOU SO!

well, not you so much as Travis, but you know what I’m sayin’!

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

PENA! WOOT!

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LETS SEE DUNN DO THAT!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Suck it Adam Dunn, lulz

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH WHAT A PLAY

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

UNTUCK YO SHIRT MOTHA FUCKA!!!

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What a great play!

I’m getting 2008 feelings over the last 10 days.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thank you...

I now know what shirt I am wearing tomorrow night

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

vote yes

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Web Gem for Pena!

Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.

by witty on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Damn!

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Late

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

X-MO FTW

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WHERE WINNING THIS ONE...!!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

RACE WIN RACE WIN

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whites vs Blacks

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY!!!!

I’ve casually dropped that twice to no response

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must have missed it last time

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

"4 Hits isn't going tow in this on most nigths"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The typos make it a perfect replica.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ozzie Guillen?

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Joyce can have my children.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Soriano can sacrifice mine.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you thinking of Sorano?

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Kali-marrrrrrrr" - sogwdnc (1987-2012)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays fan in studded belt and skinny jeans spotted

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

there's a lot of them

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rafel Sorano is so overprice.

Benoit could be our closer and the rays could save $7 million.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

.

Buster Olney
Heard this: With two trades in the books today, the Yankees are working on another — presumably somebody who can play 3B. #trades

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hate... yankees

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-ROD TO THE RAYS

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose Dunn could play 3B.

It really seems like they’re getting in on every trade the Rays are “in” so they can fuck it up. I wouldn’t put it past those yankee assholes, either.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT CURSE!?!?

though, I miss the podcast :(

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friday Curse.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

But it’s apparently broken now, right?

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two points:

1. Old news, it was tweeted by some twit at 3 pm this afternoon. 2. WHY are you paying for ESPN insider?

I don’t mean this to offend you, but… come on. ESPN Insider? Please don’t give them your hard earned money.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

I can understand that if it came free. DON’T renew. Also, ESPN the Mag is also shit.

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

w00tstuff.com

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per ESPN
Not even close, the Rays have like half a dozen fans, their announcers put me to sleep, and their team in general is pretty boring, oh and the Trop is a hole too.

Yanks/Sox at Fenway or Yankee stadium, you can’t top that

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not worth posting or responding to.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

"half a dozen fans"

Think he’s giving us too much credit?

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything more than 4 is pushing it.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also recall KK refering to a "full house" multiple times throughout the broadcast

and you KNOW! he wouldn’t over-inflate the attendance, because he wants the franchise to fail

by mattc286 on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet you responded anyway.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s&a=GxdCwVVULXfk7l4g7CYzZlJqAyL7FuKz&playnext=2

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might pick up a game on Boston too..

could be a great Friday night

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wakefield out of the pen?

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Sam Bradford just signed for $50MM guaranteed

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL Rams

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE NEXT TROY AIKMAN.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Owners are ruined.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES,

GIT MCCOY DEAL DONE.

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

by 4QB on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you serious

wtf Rams-how are you that dumb?

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Desperation

Say what you will about the Bucs… I’ll take this organization over the Rams/Raiders any day

Leave me alone, I'm watching monsterjam.

by mrichardkent on Jul 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's so surprising is that last year

Stafford had played in a pro-style offense in the SEC and didn’t have an injury & had to go to an 0-16 team & he got way too much money for a #1 overall QB pick & Bradford blows past that.

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sucked in a pro-style offense in the SEC.

I guess he didn’t have any talent surrounding him at UGA.

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

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