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Trade Deadline Open Thread: Rays Linked to Manny Ramirez, Luke Scott, Adam Dunn

The Chad Qualls trade happened earlier than any of us were ready for.

This will serve as our thread for the rest of the day. The Slowinski brothers and myself will be posting trade rumors and any other updates that happen here throughout the day. Be sure to check back often for any news, and feel free to rosterbate in the comments.

Hopefully it's an exciting day.

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For the final two hours we'll be posting all new updates here, at the top of the page. All rumors from this morning and the past few hours can be found after the jump.

2:00 pm: FINALLY! From Ed Price, "Source: #Rays and #Orioles in talks. Could involved Luke Scott, or a reliever (Ohman?)."

2:19 pm: From Joel Sherman; Rays have interest in Downs (Blue Jays), League (Mariners), but cost still high in relief market. Also, Jon Morosi reports that the Mariners are calling a Triple-A reliever to the majors. Unclear why at the moment.

2:42 pm: Per Ken Rosenthal, "Hearing #Rays, #Dodgers on League."

2:51 pm: Talk about buzzkill. Jayson Stark, "If #Mariners trade Brandon League, doesn't look as if it's to #Rays. Hearing Tampa Bay unlikely to make another deal today."

2:57 pm: From Tom Krasovic, "#Dodgers are making a push for Orioles OF Luke Scott. #Rays also in the mix." STAY AWAY FROM OUR PRECIOUS!

3:08 pm: From Tim Brown, "Luke Scott getting play. But, not from the Dodgers."

3:25 pm: Sounds like the Yankees may end up with Kerry Wood (per Buster Olney). Ugh. Why don't they just stop already?

Star-divide

9:58 am: Per Jayson Stark, "Now that Rays have added bullpen arm (& payroll), looks unlikely they'll add bat today. Not pursuing any bat out there aggressively"

11:44 am: Per Ken Davidoff, "Exec who knows Nationals well insists, 'They won't mind taking the picks (on Dunn). Unless they get blown away, no trade.'"

12:08 pm: Per Joel Sherman; "Rays still looking for RH bat to hit 5th, inquired a while back on Manny Ramirez, but went nowhere with Dodgers."

12:13 pm: Per Jim Bowden, "Confirmed... 3 Teams are still 'in' on Adam Dunn: Detroit, Chicago WS and Tampa Bay... 50/50 he's moved.... Confirmed" 

12:32 pm: Per Tim Brown, "Manny market heating up. Sources: Three teams have called Dodgers about him -- White Sox, Rays and mystery club. Dodgers are considering." 

1:10 pm: From Joel Sherman, "Rays are losing Balfour to injury for a while, so not stopping at Qualls, looking for more relief"

1:24 pm: If the Rays don't end up with Adam Dunn, it sounds like it's because the Nationals have a very high asking price. From Jon Heyman, "from exec trying for adam dunn: 'the nats are tough to deal with.' allegedly they brought up matt garza's name (before no hitter)"

1:34 pm: So the Yankees have now officially traded for Lance Berkman. As if their line-up wasn't stacked enough...

 

1:52 pm: Conflicting reports out there on Manny Ramirez at the moment. Dylan Hernandez says the Angels are said to be in the mix; Tim Brown says they're not. White Sox have supposedly tapped out, leaving the Rays and Yankees (?) still in the mix. Oh wait...now they Yanks are out.

"Money is no object" according to the Rays, and Manny would be a free agent after this season. He's AL East tested - I'd take Manny in a heartbeat, but it all comes down to what the Dodgers are asking.

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OT: But here is a Qualls "trade reaction" from a Yankee fan
joemaddensucks.com I’m a yankee fan., and I mean no disrespect to Rays fans. But I have to say, your manager is a jerkface!!!! How dare you , you lowlife? You are a punk! Ted Wiiliams said “The hardest thing to do in the world is to hit a round ball with a round stick”. A-ROD WILL hit 600 home runs. I hope he hits 800. How many home runs did you hit?? Jerkface? That’s your new name now. Jerkface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you even PLAYED Major League Baseball, I’ sure it was in the era of speed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Need to wake up?, jerkface? I hope baseball Does’nt ban hotdogs and beer. We’ll have to kick Babe Ruth out of the hall of fame!! You are now, and always will be…………. Jerkface.. I like that!…..Let me say it again…….Jerkface!!!! Joe Jerkface Maddon

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

JERKFACE

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

My ex called me jerkface when she was mad at me.

I never really thought it had any real punch to it.

"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson

by ReasonableDoubt on Jul 31, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

The jerk store called

they’re all out of this guy

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I had sex with your wife.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIs wife is in a coma.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 31, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once...

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZiPS rest-of-season projections, via Fangraphs:

Chad Qualls: .75 HR/9
Rafael Soriano: .86 HR/9

Qualls has given up a bunch of HRs this year. Don’t expect it to continue.

That being said, I have mixed emotions on this deal. To add a reliever this good without (likely) giving up anything of real value is a coup, especially with so many teams wanting to add a bullpen arm right now. $1.5M is relatively cheap.

But $1.5M to the Rays isn’t peanuts, although if they’re willing to spend it, great — not sure it would go to anything else this season. And do the Rays need a FOURTH bullpen ace? There are definitely diminishing returns in the bullpen, unless Friedman/Kalk/Maddon are preparing to throw a whole playoff game without using a starter.

I guess I’d say yes, good trade — it’s a “win”. But you can’t expect it to help the team all that much.

by Sky Kalkman on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the analysis

I do think that the depth will help a lot though. We had pitched Balfour-Benoit-Soriano for 3 days in a row and had to close out a close ball game the other night while trying to spare using them. I think in cases where the bullpen arms have been overused is where we are going to see the value added. But I do see your point on diminishing returns. We have our 7-8-9 inning guys, while Wheeler/Choate hold down the 6th. So where does Qualls fit in? I guess he will fill in for an arm that has been overused in previous games.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his ZiPS look great, all predicated on...

bringing his BABIP back down to the low 3’s from the mid 4’s. Which would make sense, considering he has been a good to excellent RP in the past, so there’s no reason to believe he can’t get back to that. His K rate and BB rate look fine, so I would anticipate that he will come back down some, how much he comes down determines how good of a deal this is. If he returns to ‘08 form, we have a steal and the de facto best bullpen in the majors. If he doesn’t, then he is still better than Cormier and Sonny.

by Wade Davis, Pride of Lake Wales on Jul 31, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, a bit.

But Arizona’s home park increased HRs a bunch, and it’s not like NL relievers are pitching against other pitchers like starters do.

by Sky Kalkman on Jul 31, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this misses Maddon's bullpen usage though

I would expect Chad Qualls to very rarely come in to start an inning. Maddon prefers having a guy he can trust to come in with men on base – and we know one of Maddon’s tendencies is to leave starters in to start a late inning, then pull him as soon as he gives up a base runner – and up to this point, he hasn’t had that guy. Assuming Qualls’ GB% trend carries through (and no reason to think it won’t), he’ll have a very different usage than Balfour/Benoit.

by sstamour on Jul 31, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get that Qualls' GB tendencies make him relatively more valuable with a runner on first.

But it’s hard to say that the Rays haven’t had a guy who could come in to the middle of an inning and shut it down. Any of those three guys you mentioned could do that.

by Sky Kalkman on Jul 31, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which 3?

I don’t think the usage of Benoit/Soriano changes. If Benoit starts to show signs of not being the best reliever in the history of baseball, Qualls is possible insurance there, but other than that, those 2 are presumably cemented in their spots. Maddon tends to prefer bringing Grant in to start an inning – so while it’s not a “can’t perform” question, it is playing to manager’s desires and tendencies. Obviously, you prefer Randy/Dan to pitch without runners on, and they tend to do very well in those circumstances.

by sstamour on Jul 31, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could be posturing.

Could’ve been mechanics.

He was having all kinds of issues with his landing during that series down here.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder how much a team could tamper with something like mechanics...

Friedman: “We like Qualls, but his mechanics are a mess. Could you ask him to do X for a couple games? If he does, we’ll take him of your hands.”

Shlub making ARZ’s decisions: “Whoa, so THAT’s what he’s been doing wrong? But yeah, sure.”

by Sky Kalkman on Jul 31, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Gerry Hunsicker was the GM who drafted Qualls and Qualls spent a few productive seasons in Houston with Jim Hickey as his pitching coach. Perhaps Hickey thinks he can fix him if it is mechanics related.

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by Tommy Rancel on Jul 31, 2010 11:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I still want Dunn

Would hate to leave anything to chance this season, and I feel like he can help keep us from going through those nasty hitting slumps we seem to hit on occasion.

no clever meme necessary

by mrmillergd on Jul 31, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Stu promised us someone from each side of the ball. Pitching done

I think the Rays have one more move and I think it’s going to be somebody nobody has even mentioned.

by raysrule44 on Jul 31, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Side note:

What’s the long term plan with Qualls, do you think? Assuming his stats rebound a bit, he could jump back into Type B status. Offering arb either gets you that pick, or a year at what salary — $4M? He can’t earn more than he got this year after his awful ERA, can he? That’s a bit pricey for the Rays, although maybe it has trade value assuming second-half dominance or first-half 2011 dominance…

by Sky Kalkman on Jul 31, 2010 11:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I think it depends on how many other bullpen guys they lose

But, at the start of the year, it looked unlikely that they would bring back Wheeler, and he and Qualls have a pretty similar price tag.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

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The Nationals are getting late interest in Dunn from new teams and longshots are being explored, tweets Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Welp. Dunn to the BoSox,

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it squeezes Kapler out.

He’s our resident “lefty masher,” after all. I doubt Joyce is going anywhere.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I thought Dunn batted Right. Anyway, his splits are low.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Defintately.

Better than 2010 Kapler at least.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

After checking, that was a lie.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait!

No it wasn’t. My eye was shifted by a column.
Kapler 2010 Splits vs. Lefties
224 .287 .318

Dunn Career Splits vs. Lefties
.238 .356 .471

I guess it’s a little unfair to compare one year for one person to a career for the other, but my assumption is that Kapler’s at the tail end of his playing career.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's his career line vs. LEFTIES

The guy is a monster and solves many of our offensive ails. The guy flat out hits.

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont mean as in, joyce leaves, just sits on the bench.

but will Dunn really DH? Or will he pout? He says he is willing to try, but after all these years of a contrasting stance it seems like an oddly sudden attitude shift.

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we don't really know

but he said he was willing to DH. That’s good enough for me.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the Qualls pickup only because it's costing us essentially nothing

There’s no obligation to hold on to him if he shits the bed and maybe we’ll see the real Chad Qualls from the get. Either way it’s a nice, low-risk move.

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 11:33 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And the Yankees don't get him...

I think that it is worth $1.5M (from winning a playoff series against the Yanks perspective) to keep the Yankees bullpen crap (other than Mariano of course).

Of course, the $1.5M comes out of Stu’s pocket, so it does make decisions really hard.

by david_a on Jul 31, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stu's a great owner, we need to build a statue of him to put up at Tropexico

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have to make a move*

For a right handed bat of some sort. I’m not talking about a starting player, but we do need someone who can hit left-handed pitching and spell Joyce and/or Pena, as well as plug into the DH spot. This person need not be an everyday player.

I’m not advocating for overpaying, unless we determine than EVERY potential right-handed hitter has too high of an asking price. (But if they come to this conclusion based on the market on the whole, rather than an individual team, they are overvaluing their own guys)

*If they are willing to call up Jennings tomorrow (and not wait around a month), this could solve the problem as well.

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

I asked this in another thread, but are there are any good long-term solutions that are worth paying more for?

Rays need a 1B and DH going forward. Locking up one spot wouldn’t be bad with a guy like Billy Butler. That would cost more in prospects than a Dunn-type rental, but it would also be more valuable and possibly more doable.

by Sky Kalkman on Jul 31, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

And CHEAP, too.

It’s always nice to have more options, though, as neither of those are MLB tested.

by mattc286 on Jul 31, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I liked your suggestion earlier with Doumit.

The Pirates just got Snyder so it wouldn’t be a stretch for them to turn around and unload Doumit.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

My only concern is that his splits are already pretty damning.

With a .247 wOBA vs. LHP and .374 wOBA vs RHP he’s not exactly the right-handed bat we’re looking for.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not really sure

In all honesty, I’m more focused on improving at the margins (ie replacing Kapler, and finding someone to dh vs. lefties). I couldn’t imagine that it would cost much to improve there.

Hell, I wouldn’t mind seeing a peek at the new Ruggiano

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like the deal.

Assuming it’s for peanuts, he can play the Bradfored 08/Cormier 09 role. In the last 3 years he’s had a 57.7% GB rate and a 21.45% K-rate. Both of those are above league average. In other words, there’s nearly an 80% chance that when he comes in there will be a groundball or strike-out. That’s the 9th highest number for relievers in that timespan.

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 AM EDT reply actions  

He'll have one more game to cap off a stellar July.

.340/.457/.404/.861

wOBA of .391. BB%/K% of 16.4/16.4.

No power to speak of, but better contact rates and walk rates. The season line still isn’t great, butit’s good to see him increasing his plate discipline.

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ed Price
RT @tomkrasovic: Padres like chances of getting Ludwick via three-way trade. Padres give up two prospects. Westbrook to #Cardinals

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

.

Joel Sherman
Think #Padres have fallen out of 3-way talks with Westbrook, it is just going to be #Cardinals, #Indians

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't mind taking the Padres' spot in this square dance.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

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Ghod (7/31/2010 at 10:32 AM) Report Violation
Leave it to the Rays to do next to nothing. Pena is hitting 210!! they need a REAL bat at first and Berkman or Dunn would be a major upgrade there or at DH, instead they get a relief pitcher with a 8+ era, and want us to believe they are making moves.. N O T. This is why you don’t get butts in the seats and will not. Rays need an outfielder that can hit more than his weight (HINT Joyce and Upton)
and if Crawford leaves at the end of the year this team WILL COLLAPSE.

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh noez!!!

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 31, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

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Joel Sherman
#Rays still looking for RH bat to hit 5th, inquired a while back on Manny Ramirez, but went nowhere with #Dodgers

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmm.

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my...

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes sense

Though I don’t see us getting Manny, that would be just plain awesome

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would we be favorites with Manny?

I can’t even imagine the kind of destruction Manny could deliver on the Rays.

I have to think the Longo→Pena→Manny would be deadly, just because pitchers would be forced to throw a lot of strikes or risk Manny hitting a 3-run bomb every time up.

And he is clearly a defensive upgrade over CC in left.

by david_a on Jul 31, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m no psychologist, but I think he’d like the chance to stick it to Boston.

And I hope he’d leave his glove in LA

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how much, if any, effect Bryce Harper will have on the Adam Dunn situation

I saw he is threatening to return to Juco. Washington would then be looking at 4 first-rounders next year. Can you get too much of a good thing? That would seem like a sure-fire recipe to either force themselves to picking less talented guys, and/or fail to sign one or more of them. Thoughts?

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

They'd have to go signability with 1b anyway.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't mind taking the Padres' spot in this square dance.

Joelsherman1
Think #Padres have fallen out of 3-way talks with Westbrook, it is just going to be #Cardinals, #Indians

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LATE

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

When do the Rays have to Add Qualls?

If he’s still on a flight here or something, could we wait till the end of the night to add him, or could this potentially force us into being a man short?

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

In that case I hope Cormier goes

I would advocate for Sonny going down, but those Bobbleheads in RF aren’t going to vandalize themselves.

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Quails

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Just realized Bowden wasn’t tweeting as the guy in charge of trading Dunn…

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You fags wanna play some wiffleball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWNVT1D3q9Q&feature=player_embedded#!

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually could go for a game...

Beautiful day outside. Gotta finish my coffee, so I can go enjoy it.

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

To answer an above discussion

sternfan1 was taken so obviously i’m not him, and thank you TGN for pointing that out

by sternfan1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:44 PM EDT reply actions  

You can follow me on twitter you know? Just check your followers

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

@sternfan10

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

This is the only time of year I wish I had a twitter.

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sternfan is on twitter. His first 3 follows? Robin Quivers, Jennie Garth, and FreeZo. Its truly an honor.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heath Baywood's twitter

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.twitter.com/sternfan10

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 31, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE RAYS ARE THE INDIANS OF THE 90'SSSSSSS

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say that now, you'll be ruining shit in no time

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an attention whore

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was popes?

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bold statement

The Rays are likely going to lose money this year if they don’t make it to the 2nd round of the playoffs.

If they pick up Manny, they would almost certainly need to get to the WS to breakeven.

You are asking Stu to gamble $7M of essentially his own money (I know it is shared over the ownership group, but still millions of Stu’s own money) on what at best is a 30% shot of winning the WS even with Manny and might not be much different without Manny given the luck in baseball.

Stu is a rich man, but that is still a ton of money.

by david_a on Jul 31, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Few if any teams in MLB ever LOSE money. The rays issues have to do with economies of scale and competitive balance….they are most certainly turning a profit

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're handed at least 60M every year in league monies

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just estimates based on payroll + other expenses

It is certainly a moving target (Yankees series this weekend really helps out)

They have $70M+ payroll which represents around 40-50% of their expenses, so you have a $140-$175M in expenses to run the franchise this year.

Revenues are somewhere in that range maybe $150M, so on the high end they need extra income from playoff series which can be up to $10M extra per series, so you get about the 2nd round.

Certainly very rough. We also know the Rays lost significant money from a cash flow perspective in 07 and 08 when payroll was way less. “Profits” is a little weird because capital improvements aren’t ignored even though they cost money.

This obviously doesn’t account for growth in team value. It can still be the right business decision not to be cash flow positive in a given year.

by david_a on Jul 31, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but I don't give much credibility to these numbers without some sort of source.

Your best guess shouldn’t be taken as fact.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are you getting these numbers?

And capital improvements are capitalized… not expensed. So the only cost of capital improvements is the depreciation expense…

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs likely to send Lily and Theriot to dodgers

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: Diplo did a song with Lil Jon apparently.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

DO NOT THROW A BREAKING BALL WITH JASO ON 1ST

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a nice pussy, I know from experience dude

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only cat I've seen that acted like a dog.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume cool means "Yeah P Brady, you're so cool and awesome, keep going!"

The maine coon once got stuck in a 10 foot tree. funniest shit ever,

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you let him off his chain?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but he one tried to run through a door because he heard someone on the other side.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mhmmmmm

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want some popsicles?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure! What flavor?

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any flavor you want big boy

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREEN SOUR APPLE?

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet VHS player...

ever have problems getting hairballs out of it?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 31, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not my house. Not my picture.

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw the Gonzo bomzo and couldn't stop smiling

That was a shot

And if one has a problem using stats to prove a point, then use your eyes.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Balfour to DL (intercoastal strain)

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

NO

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is that?

Is this some sort of awesome joke that I don’t get?

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Family Guy?

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they'll get rid of them eventually.

Don’t know how long rib strains typically take to heal.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awhile

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really have no idea

My guess is its one of those things that can linger, but probably won’t keep him out too long. I don’t think ribs heal fast but unless it’s a serious strain I can’t figure him being out much longer than the min 15 days

by Matt Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

 SPTimesRays
  
Balfour is a big loss for the #Rays, given how well he was throwing, and he could be out 4-6 weeks.

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other words, is it time for Hellickson?

Or, get him a couple more starts in AAA, then bring him up to limit innings and help the pen. Two birds with one stone

by Matt Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hellickson + McGee plz

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well there you go

hopefully he’s back by the end of september at this point

by Matt Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you high on him?

I’ve never really thought much of him, but I don’t follow the NL as closely.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering what they gave up? Yeah.

Ludwick’s an upgrade and at relatively no cost.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's fine.

Doesn’t look like they gave up much.

by rglass44 on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT How the hell did this happen?

Our beat writers are not good at their jobs.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats, by the way, on the BH Sports gig

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Collette did the work though.

We didn’t think things would move this quickly. Probably adding another writer within a few weeks though.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's one of the hardest workers I've been around

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a great university.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm putting together a post on strikeouts looking versus swinging, hope to have it done before I leave for the girl's parents house.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

UCF outsourcing it seems

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A UCF student just clinched 2010 Miss July in Playboy too

Had a class with a girl that was Miss March? It was like 2008. And my partner for a project I did my freshman year was the runner-up to Miss Florida.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Miss Iowa?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Downs!?

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by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sherman mentions Downs and League.

I would’ve cuddled with most of that Jays pen last year. Downs is a nice Howell replacement and League is fantastic when he throws his splitter.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Downs would be nice.

Let’s make Camp as jealous as possible.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Downs please!

Although from everything I’ve heard, the Jays are putting high prices on their relievers.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 1:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Delmon has 168 no-hitters, Garza just has 1

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

7/10

10/10 if you took the time and 168 is true

by raysrule44 on Jul 31, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

LINK

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

PWND

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
12:26pm: The White Sox haven’t heard a counter-offer from the Dodgers on Manny, tweets USA Today’s Bob Nightengale, and the Sox are moving on.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

But this graph makes it look like Scott is playing over his head this year. Dunn looks like the best choice of the 3, when you consider Manny’s age.

Could this chart be doen quickly/easily for results vs. lhp?

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF

We don’t know what the asking price is on Scott or Manny. But you’re right we do know that Dunn’s is too high.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because in this instance you get what you pay for and he looks to be playing over his head?

I’m not really for getting any of them at this point, unless Scott comes dirt cheap

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Im of course assuming Manny would cost as lot)

But it could actually work in our favor that he’s due money…if we’re willing to take on the rent

by GomesSweetGomes on Jul 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Rays don't acquire a bat...

…It’s certainly partly because of who’s out there and how much they’d cost.

But ALSO because they don’t want to sit Jason Bartlett and presumably can’t find a taker for Jason Bartlett (since Joyce, Brignac, Zobrist and Upton all have to play).

Let that sink in for a moment.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 31, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ughhhh

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deal with tit

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glue

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Barty is throwing a kink in things, unless Rays are content with benching him second half of the season and ruining his trade value. Almost too much infield/outfield depth….tough to get them all playing time if we get a full-time DH.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fan participation would drop 50%

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington should have interest, he can play either position up the middle and isn't uber expensive for a young team

that won’t have many huge contracts next year. Zimmerman, Desmond, Bartlett and maybe an Overbay would give them a sick infield next year for not a ton of money.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Bartlett is literally the sticking point

Flipping him for a half-decent minor leaguer and salary relief is fine by me, if that clears the way for, say, a Scott deal. SRod becomes your platoon SS.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 31, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously we don't have much of a sample of him playing there, but how many runs do you think Roddy would cost us defensively at SS

Is it like 1-3 or more like 6-10?

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not the biggest fan of Bartlett

But I have a hard time believing he is going to come off the bench the last two months of the year.

by raysrule44 on Jul 31, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't make too much money where he can't be benched

I’d rather see Zobrist everyday 2B, true platoon at SS, and Rodriguez back to Durham until September if it means a thumper in the middle of the lineup

by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or just have the thumper replace Kapler

and have Rodriguez as a super back-up utility type.

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like this the best.

Don’t want to see S-Rod go.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crowd sounded amazing last night in the 9th, I wish every game was sold out

I saw the ninth in a bar last night, the sound was off, but I got the gist of it. The crowd was amazing and that play by Los was even better to see sober.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

.
jaysonst

Time to calm down on end of Manny-wood. Absolutely NO indications #Dodgers are trading him – today, anyhow? Watched them hit lately? #trades

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly

Stark is such a douche the way he words things.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

::Pushes old man down::

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

 Exactly

Stark is such a douche the way he words things.

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

2 hours left Mr Friedman

Stu promised something from both sides of the ball.

by raysrule44 on Jul 31, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Going after Reggie Willits for gritness

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

halfway home...

How could you forget Qualls?

by PCrays on Jul 31, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

 ed_price
  
Source: #Rays and #Orioles in talks. Could involved Luke Scott, or a reliever (Ohman?).

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Why not both?

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wiggy, Luke, and Ohman for Bartlett, Navi, and Cormier

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2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

Scott and Ohman and I will need a change of shorts

by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like Ohman

Is he really better than Swindle or Shouse?

by raysrule44 on Jul 31, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the FO liked either more, one of them would already be up

It screams volumes that Cormier and Sonny have done nothing in almost 2 weeks. If neither can be trusted, why are both up? you only need 1 mop up guy

by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Wiggy/Luke becomes our fulltime true platoon DH

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Luke Scott would make my week.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouse isn't an upgrade over a ham sandwich, I will lose my voice from cussing if he throws one pitch this year.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Ohman

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you even listen to the local jackasses?

I can think of 1-2 guys that I could stand for more than a couple of minutes. That number includes you.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good question...

Most of the local guys clearly dont understand baseball, and just look to rile up the base. It is disturbing.

by td32 on Jul 31, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

A.J. Burtenshaw
@drunkjaysfans A fan @Spankadia sitting behind the Jays pen tweeted that Gregg & Downs have left.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

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The Rays are interested in Scott Downs and Brandon League, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post (Twitter links). Tampa Bay added Chad Qualls this morning, but lost Grant Balfour to the DL for 4-6 weeks with an intercostal strain (Marc Topkin of the St. Petersburg Times reporting on Twitter).

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the hell is MY intercostal muscle?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the muscle in the upper ribs

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eww

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

One time long ago, I wanted to be a doctor :-/

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it has a strong corellation to your shoulder and chest muscles. So throwing would involve it.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

correlation*

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Jon Morosi
I’m also hearing the same thing as @shannondrayer — #Mariners have a reliever coming to big leagues. #TRADES #Seattle #MLB

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love League....so nasty

but you have to throw in a downright implosion every 5th outing or so

by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, yeah his wSF is 3.3

And the 62.2% GB rate is a nice bonus too. Makes me think if they make contact with it, they drive it straight into the ground.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got the tendency to give up some HR too.

But his stuff is mostly good. Also he’s got a ton of tats and a squirrel haircut.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Killer glasses as well

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I've wanted Luke Scott for months.

So close. Yet so far away.

Joyce and Scott batting in the same lineup would make me tremor .

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

From MLB Trade Rumors

yazpik 1 minute ago

I heard this, Rays are close to adquire Brandon League for Reid Brignac, the deal is nearly done…

If is true, great job Mr Z.

by tampa_edski on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT NOISE

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never ever ever quote comments from MLBTR

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO AND FUCK YOU FOR POSTING MLBTR COMMENTS

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way, the Rays know what we have in Briggy

They won’t do that for the 4th best RP on our team.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really a comment

I could have written that shit.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might as well throw in Jaso for good measure. League is ballin'.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a fine site

Just don’t quote comments from users. I can write something there if I want.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can check MLBTR often for tweets and snippets

but never take anything said in the comments seriously. Ever.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow how could the Dodgers give up anything for Lilly and the riot?

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Cubs = Stupid?

You know one of the many acronyms for Cubs – Classless Useless Bums Suck

by tampa_edski on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers - stupid

They just gave up a 24 yr old with potential and 2 prospects for a replaceable MI and a lefty in a severe velo decline with a shiny ERA that his FIP does not support.

by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I read SK's post wrong?

Apparently as I look at it again. Bad hair day I guess?

I still think the Cubs suck, though. Do I at least get an extra point or two for that?

by tampa_edski on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got Lou to retire after the year and just analraped the Dodgers (imagine if they still had Bell and all these other guys they trade every year)

I’d say they’re doing fine. Considering the anchor that the Soriano, Zambrano, and Fuckyoudome contracts have been on the team, moving Lilly’s dough is a win in itself, and the Dodgers threw guys in on top.

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dont forget the Rays': Raggedy Andy, You Suck.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee Caz is this guy

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wondered when his name was going to pop up.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

 Ken_Rosenthal
  
Hearing #Rays, #Dodgers on League. #MLB

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT BUT BUT NO-HITTER!!1!

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome trolls.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bartlett, Sonny, Colome please

Not my cat. My cat isn't fat like that. I use to have a fat maine coon though.

2010 Trade Deadline Primer --> http://dockoftherays.com/2010/07/03/2010-trade-deadline-primer/

by Sandy Kazmir on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the comments on MLB traderumors...
I heard this, Rays are close to adquire Brandon League for Reid Brignac, the deal is nearly done…

If is true, great job Mr Z.

Hilarious.

by Tamparays01 on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Already posted.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

READ BETTER

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

 jaysonst
  
If #Mariners trade Brandon League, doesn’t look as if it’s to #Rays. Hearing Tampa Bay unlikely to make another deal today. #trades

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that might be bullshit

i feel an Orioles trade a coming.

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LIKE TONY BETTER YOU CHUMP

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayson Stark is a cunt.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like this and like that and like and a like that and like this and like that and a

Snoop Dog – Ain’t nothing but a g thang

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT.

A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT.

/end commercial

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sure if serious

Those arent the words

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shenickqwa

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about sf1's daughter?

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

placenta

or shi theed, but spelled shithead.

by ValricoBrian on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's an hour left. Of course it's somewhat unlikely they make another deal.

He said the same thing six hours ago and look at how much smoke has leaked.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

tomkrasovic
#Dodgers are making a push for Orioles OF Luke Scott. #Rays also in the mix.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Colletti

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

#Rays close to deal that would send SS Bartlett and OF Kapler to #Royals for DH Butler.

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Get the fuck out.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get one for all the shit i've had to read

over the years.

i got it out of my system now

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Posting fake shit is cool too I guess

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAY WHAT

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a shitty troll

At least one like PMCY’s troll was realistic.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah seriously

No more fake posts after Grinke

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

from ESPN

#Rays reportedly about to finalize a deal to send minor league C Navarro and a Dewan Brazelton locker nameplate for 1B Pujols from #Cardinals.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit, i bet that pujols rookie card

is worth more than navarro and that nameplate. i would do it in a heartbeat

Sam Bradford

by Jombari on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banned EminenceFront 07/31/10 3:00 PM EDT DRaysBay Boxed for the deadline.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 hour left? or is the deadline 5?

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

4pm EST.

But deals trickle in past that.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember all those years we were rumored to get like Hanley Ramirez

And Yusmeiro Petit was always a name thrown around

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SCOOP!!!!

Buster_ESPN Heard this: The Yankees are still open for business and looking for help.#trades

by Jonah Keri on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Made me think of this for some reason:
Tennille: Tell me, young man, what do you want out of life?
(While Tennille was speaking, Homer is trying to reach a bowl of peas from the center of the table.)
Homer: I want peas!
Tennille: We all want peace! But it’s always just out of reach.
Homer: (moans) Uh huh?
Tennille: So, what’s the best way to get peace?
Homer: With the knife! (Gets his peas)
Tennille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet! Ha, ha, Simpson, you’re like the son I never had.
Homer: And you’re like the father I never visit.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

 ed_price
  
Sounds like Luke Scott. RT @TysonHeck_GUFS: @ed_price any news on the O’s Rays talks?

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

More Stark...
jaysonst
  
We could have a fun hour coming up. One club says volume of calls is “insane” right now. I’ve had 3 “gotta gos” in last 20 minutes! #trades

Gotta go’s are because you keep fucking calling them.

by Tamparays01 on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I AM IRON MAN

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

More from our God
jaysonst:
#Mariners getting lots of hits on League but price hasn’t come down enough to predict he’ll move. Latest team on him: #Marlins #trades

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayson Stark is a cunt.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who has less cred?

That idiot poster on MLBTR suggesting a Briggy/Brandon League deal is done or Stark?

by tampa_edski on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You for posting both.

BA-ZAM!

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

*fistpump*

You got him, bro. High five.

by blackraven on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a big man looker he is

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLEARING OUT HIS LOCKER

gotta love that line

Sam Bradford

by Jombari on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

HUSTON STREET

- PBrady

Your source for replacement level commentary

by RATW on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So everyone's thoughts on who

1. Got the Best Deal?
2. Who got raped?
3. Who hates the yankees?
4. Who hates the Red Sox?
5. Who really hates the Yankees and Red Sox?

Sam Bradford

by Jombari on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hm.

1) Monty. But his was raw.
2) Some girl in 1990 by Glenn Beck.
3) Me
4) Me
5) sternfan1 when they lose to us.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

2:08pm: Scott is getting play but not from the Dodgers, tweets Brown.

by StylezMcKoolaid on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bet he is on a jungle gym

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

1. Got the Best Deal? – that dude a best buy who got the TV that “fell” off the truck

2. Who got raped? – papers usually withold the names of rape victims

3. Who hates the yankees?
4. Who hates the Red Sox?
5. Who really hates the Yankees and Red Sox?

All the rest are yes…

by tampa_edski on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe the answer to all of them is Ben Roethlisberger.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Friedman is gonna blue ball us again.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

yes i agree

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems that way

Friedman does his real work in the offseason

by raysrule44 on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Bay is a Ray!

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALways the trade waiver deadline

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

tomkrasovic
#Dodgers on Luke Scott: Not a fit.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmhmmm

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm very pleased with the progression of "dumgaby".

I hope people use it more often.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinky...

D’Backs, Giants, Jays Discussed Three-Way
By Tim Dierkes [July 31 at 2:17pm CST]

by CubFanRaysaddict on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Standing pat at this point really might just be the right answer

Not as exciting, but I really do like the idea of saying to the clubhouse, effectively, you have the tools, now go get it done.

They are a 100 win team (on pace). Over a un-small sample size. Go get it done.

by ValricoBrian on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

UR NO FUN

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

satisfied and resolute face

by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long after the deadline can we assume that no more is going to happen?

Meaning how long after the deadline is it usually where we hear no new news?

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

probably about an hour or two

some deal may go unannounced until the last minute

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

An hourish.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually an hour.

But the Waiver Deadline is 8/31 so trades can still happen a la Gregg Zaun.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

Bradford was a waiver deal also, right?

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

iirc yes

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes........Geoff Zaun.......

/Paul Ellipsed

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Fried should just go onto Yahoo! fantasy player lists and trade for all the worst players. Just to fuxx with Olney and Co.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

 Buster_ESPN
  
Heard this: The Yankees are closing in on deal for Kerry Wood.#trades

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays get maginal reliever = cool, we got Qualls!

Yankees get marginal reliever = BWWWWWWAHAHAHA

???

Vroom vroom party starter
www.raysprospects.com

by Imperialism32 on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except Wood has an xFIP of 5.04.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls is at 3.84.

Nice try. If Qualls is marginal, Wood is abysmal.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

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Twitter
Buster_ESPN:
If the Yankees finish the deal for Wood, as it looks like they will, he will be a strong safety net for Joba Chamberlain as set-up.#trades

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

^_^lolz

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably not giving up any prospects either.

I love how teams just give their players to the Yankees.

by Tamparays01 on Jul 31, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Yankees trapped in some 2002 time warp?

The last time I thought to myself that I’d like to have Berkman, Wood, or Kearns on my team was eight years ago.

by tbclays on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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@Buster_ESPN Heard this: The Indians would eat a lot of the money owed to Kerry Wood if the Yankees and Cleveland finish this deal.#trades 3 minutes ago

by blackraven on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

NO. Screw the yankees

The Astros are paying for most of Lance Berkman, why should this happen again?

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

they didn't give up much for Berkman

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theoretically

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHy are teams eating cash to send players to the Yankees in exchange for spare parts?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls by a mile

Wood is terrible now

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Q.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls

Can't we all just get along?

by St Longo Drew on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls

Beyond effectiveness, Wood has been on the DL over a dozen times in his career, including twice this season already.

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls

Yankees might have Chan Ho Park and Kerry Wood. So there’s that

I like pie

by ramedy on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal

“#Indians aggressive sellers: Kearns (NYY), Westbrook (STL), Kearns (NYY). #MLB”

They must really be aggressive to be trading Kearns twice.

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

New York, New York: so nice, they traded twice?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some fuck on MLBN
“The Rays got a guy with an 8.36 ERA so the Yankees are just responding with Wood.”

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

voice of tampa bay

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Marc Topkin SPTimesRays
  
#Rays still exploring several options, but at this point it’s very unlikely they make a deal by 4 p.m.

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LUKE SCOTT

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I told you people to stop quoting MLBTR comments.

Those people know fucking nothing!

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way OT: Is the Rays game blacked out tonight?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what i thought

I still think thats a weird rule

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be on FOX/Sun here.

MLBN nationally. (which we won’t get to see.)

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, after 7

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No details on to whom
The Pirates might be on the verge of trading lefty reliever Javier Lopez, tweets Dejan Kovacevic of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Rocco.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You go die.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sf1

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby Abreu?

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Itd be great if we got a bat

If at first you don't succeed, try the ^&%^$% harder!!

by Hell Rayser on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WE have one in AAA waiting

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't agree

/the poor schmuck in the 8th row last night

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by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

@wallacematthews Kerry Wood will be to the Yankees pitching staff what Nick Johnson was to their lineup

by blackraven on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke Scott

Can someone post info on Luke Scott? Don’t know much about him.

by Frozenraysfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Go here.

http://www.draysbay.com/2010/6/28/1527335/tampa-bay-rays-2010-trade-dealine

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big News!
@Charlotte StoneCrabs Got baseball fever with all the trade deadline talk? See Rocco Baldelli bat sixth and DH for the Stone Crabs tonight!

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll wait until he's up in September.

No use driving to Port Charlotte.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

O's Lineup
@ Britt_Ghiroli
  
#orioles have Scott and Wiggy in the lineup. If there’s a trade we will have a scratch within 20 mins. #mlbtrade

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

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@hankschulman J. Sanchez seen hugging Giants in dugout

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the new "CLEANING OUT HIS LOCKER"

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no homo

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes trade for sure

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't strain your intercoastal!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIGN HIM NAO

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

javier lopez to the giants

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taco flavored pitches.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

gfhh
@ SI_JonHeyman
  
he was asking price for hart or bautista. interesting. RT @hankschulman J. Sanchez seen hugging Giants in dugout? Say it ain’t so

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

 extrabaggs
  
CSN is reporting the Giants traded RHP Joe Martinez to the Pirates for LHP Javier Lopez.

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't know how reliable this is....
Jason A. Churchill — MLB Draft Blog/Rumor Central:
Our insiders are reporting that White Sox are still in it, Nationals claiming they will keep Dunn if they don’t get what they want, and the Rays are hanging around still trying to decide what Dunn is worth to them for the next 60 games.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

10 minutes left

Friedman wont give us an early Christmas present

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It's because he's Jewish.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i realized that before the post

but everyone else outnumbers the jews so I have to go with the majority

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point, if no deal is done

calling up Hellickson may be necessary to quiet the masses (not to mention improve the team)

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Combo breakrt

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The extra t makes this special

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't news not break until 4:30-5:00ish usually.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

There’s still time, even after the official deadline.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah if they don't hang up the phone

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got me an itunes gc

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

 SPTimesRays
  
New RHP Chad Qualls has already made it to #Rays clubhouse, will wear #55.

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

oh good.

he flew in from NY then

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

 MinorLeagues
  
Royals have traded Minor League catcher Jeff Howell to the Twins for future considerations

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess they figure they can't whiff on a 2nd Howell

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is HUUUUGE

Not really.

If you don't like what you see,
VOLUNTEER

by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Javier Lopez to SF

don’t know much about him, but SF did not seem to pay much for him. Were the Rays interested?

pitching is like real estate . . . .location, location, location

by changeup31 on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Kerry Wood to NYY almost official?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Close I guess

@jaysonst #Indians will get player to be named later or cash from #Yankees for Kerry Wood. #trades

by blackraven on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is

Also

The Yankees are picking up about $1.5MM of the $3.71MM owed to Wood, tweets Sherman.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How kind of them

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's officially official.

Pieman? Must be Navarro's account.

A ha ha

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 9, 2010 8:37 PM EDT

by Pieman93 on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

@

 Ken_Rosenthal
  
#Dodgers get Dotel. For Lamb and McDonald. #Pirates #MLB half a minute ago via web

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUKE ;_;

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

lol
SPTimesRays Minutes to deadline in #Rays clubhouse, no sense from the players of anything pending – they are asking reporters what’s going on.
less than a minute ago via txt

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, shoppach, rays do anything yet?

/mainlines ranch dressing

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

OMG LUKE SCOTT

TELL THE ORIOLES TO RELEASE YOUR POWERS TO US

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"goshift The #Rays got Qualls...BIG DEAL half a minute ago via TweetDeck"

RAYS AREN’T COMMITTED TO WINNING

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one lied.

Its not like picking up a bag of grapes at the grocery store.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did they lie?

They can’t magically make trades appear just by wishing for them.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we made 1 deal

That is always good enough for Friedman and company

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww snap

 SPTimesRays
  
However, manager Joe Maddon is upstairs with exec VP Andrew Friedman

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

THEY TRADED MADDON FOR SCOTT

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOE MADDUMB IS HUGGING HIS COACHING STAFF

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S CLEANING OUT HIS WINE CHILLER

Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America

by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having a nice merlot I bet

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Johnson

Wild guess: Should be up by tomorrow.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

6/94/20

LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

..........

…………………

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008

by raysfan81 on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

this too

@TBO_Rays TBO_Rays
  
Deadline passes with no more news from #Rays

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i'd take Wood over Cormier

and i’d take Berkman over Kapler or Aybar

by sternfan1 on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the add'l payroll?

I’m sure taking on salary wasn’t desireable unless it was a big name.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the $ figure the Yanks are taking on. $1.5ish for Wood and probably a few mil for Berkman

That’s 4-6 million. Not sure where that comes from here.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would too but the incremental upgrade isn't enough

Teams don’t give players to the Rays for $0.00 like they do the Yanks and Sox

by gatorman2k2 on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness...

…staying put was probably the right decision. Can’t give up the farm when you’re on a budget,

If you don't like what you see,
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by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Waaaaaaa

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do realize that if the FO wanted to make a deal but the other teams wanted too much

i.e. DJ or Helly, that it’s best to not make a move. There still is the trade waiver deadline. This isn’t like playing The Show where the FO can control both sides.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

@

danconnollysun Hearing teams havent been too aggressive for Luke Scott…O’s want solid return. #Rays

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

@

Marc Topkin SPTimesRays
  
Deadline passes, tho deals can be completed afterward – no word yet from #Rays either way.

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by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy have any sources?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the impression that the players know more than him.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

me

but I don’t know nuthin’ :(

If you don't like what you see,
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by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST SAW THIS

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the yankees

PLAY BALL DANG IT !!!!!!!

by PlayOnWords on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

..
TroyRenck Balt Sun reporting that former Colorado prepster Wil Ohman has been traded. Rays had some interest
half a minute ago via TweetDeck

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Working on longterm deal apparently.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about White Sox who got stuck with E-Jax

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but don't forget about

Edwin Jackson

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by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fail to see how I'm forgetting about Edwin when I mentioned him in my post

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure other GMs will be happy to work with them too

after they basically screwed the White Sox with E-Jax. I don’t even know if I’d return their phone calls if I was another GM.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing new for them

Remember Alfonso Soriano a few years back?

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bottom line:

We NEEDED a CONSISTENT hitter! Didn’t happen :-(

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

"Joshua_Nubz The only thing the #Rays did was trade for a RP who has a 8.00 ERA? alright. less than a minute ago via web"

FANBASE ASSEMBLE!

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom
Edtheman12 #rays have lied to me
half a minute ago via web
DrewfromJersey So the Yankees acquire K Wood and his 6+ ERA and the Rays pickup C Qualls and his 8+ ERA for bullpen help? Beyond Hilarious!!
half a minute ago via web
brendan_myers Will Ohman? Chad Qualls? Yeah, they’re good for another 5,000 or so butts in the seats. Donde esta Manny? #Rays
less than a minute ago via web

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LukeWatch

RT @keithlaw Now that “deadline” is over we can spend next hour hearing about deals that were filed at 3:59, just like last year.

by Jonah Keri on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Look up

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

...
roberthunter1 Don’t the rays manager john maddon look like a gay version of robin williams
less than 20 seconds ago via UberTwitter

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Jon Morosi
#Tigers trade Wilkin Ramirez to #Braves for PTBNL or cash. #TRADES

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

from Marc Tompkin

haven’t heard anything about trades, but the press buffet today is scrumpdilicious #yum

If you don't like what you see,
VOLUNTEER

by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Least surprising news of the day.

Tompkin is worthless.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Tompkin"

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We traded Longo for Ohman

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohman and balfour

You gotta watch it with names like that in your bullpen, imo

If you don't like what you see,
VOLUNTEER

by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

njuryexpert
  
RT @DKnobler: Braves get Ankiel Farnsworth from Royals http://bit.ly/bRRpKm

by Dbullsfan on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Former Ray involved

Ed Price ed_price
  
Royals get P Jesse Chavez, OF Gregor Blanco and P Tim Collins from #Braves for Farnsworth and Ankiel as CBSSports.com reported.

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That came out of nowhere

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Farnsworth was voted the most feared pitcher to face by some poll of MLB hitters

by gatorman2k2 on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh-wha?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

FRIEDMAN I KNOW YOU READ THESE THREADS

GET BACK ON THE PHONE AND FOOL THE ORIOLES INTO TRADING YOU LUKE SCOTT

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I want this

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Friedman is gonna blue ball us again.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one’s over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

.

SPTimesRays
No other deals for #Rays today beyond addition of RHP Chad Qualls.

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ask and Receive

@Marc Topkin SPTimesRays
  
No other deals for #Rays today beyond addition of RHP Chad Qualls.

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

/Out before whining

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Out before whining

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late

If you don't like what you see,
VOLUNTEER

by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late

If you don't like what you see,
VOLUNTEER

by the other steve on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breakert

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breakert

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well there you have it

A whole lotta nothing in the end. Not saying Qualls is nothing but after that trade we shoulda withdrew our name from every rumor (though not possible)

Oh well, I’ll be at the game tonight looking for our hitters (mainly Upton) to act like our big bat acquired

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sure they were working hard

Just too much of an asking price I’m sure. Can’t trade our farm because we don’t have the budget to make up for it in FA.

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand cue the stupid.

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Late

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT ARE MADDUMB AND FRIEDBRAIN THINKING

THE SEASON IS OVER. WE NEEDED TO GET DONE OR RAMEEREZ

by Travis Lee on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL at this
@pbpsports So was the Lusitania. RT @joecapMARLINS: #Marlins sent Rick VandenHurk to #Orioles for Wil Ohlman. Beinfest says Will “Is battle tested”.

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

So Jonathan Sanchez

was just feeling full of love today hugging this teammates?

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So the Yankees made a boat load of trades

for average players…..

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

fyi

i masturbate furiously everytime i get boxed/banned

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

rawr

Sign lady must die.

dude, this one's over and so is the season
by sternfan1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

by EminenceFront on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't want to get a virus

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait wait, was the Mac receiving or giving?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

receiving

my usb ports are dirty / its are cleaner

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with Ed Wade's head?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

13. O/U
  1. of eastern european models’ facebooks i found in the 90 minutes I was boxed

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

O

DON't FUCK WITH MY BLACK ASS
by sternfan1 on Jul 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply Unrec? 4

by P Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Push

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Push

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox didn't make any deals either.

THEY’VE GIVEN UP AND THEY LIED TO THEIR FANS.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 31, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

They didn't pick up anyone, was my point.

Everyone bitching and moaning about what didn’t happen and there’s a team that could do almost anything it wants and they did nothing.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word is now

They’ve picked up Saltalamacchia. Hope they paid by the letter.

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not even sure that counts, seeing as he only has 5 plate appearances in the majors this season

and he’s having problems throwing the ball back to the pitcher.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dukes only communicates via txt

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 31, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats fine

AF should’ve hired him for these past 2 days, as the Negrotiatior.

what a chat between Elijah Dukes as official Tampa Negrotiator and Oriole GM Flanagan might’ve gone like:

ED: yo dawg, we want Luke Scott.
MF: ok, give us some of yr nice prospects.
ED: ok dawg. you only want a couple prospects?
MF: yeah. or just one. that guy named Hellickson
ED: Hellickson? yeah i don’t know that bitch. deal.
MF: I’ll draw up the papers now, thanks Elijah.
ED: no prob. I’m gonna strangle you, dawg
MF: what?!
ED: haha, just playin. later bitch

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

In good news

Boston & Dice-K already down 3-0 with runners on for Detroit.

Magic # down to 54 for the WC.

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

because

#they pitched to Miggy

by daveh33 on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Topkin redeems himself with this scoop
@SPTimesRays For whatever it matters, #Rays Balfour intercostal strain is on the left side …..

by Art Deco on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

which is not good news

That’s actually worse because it hinders the pitchers ability to rotate in their delivery

by Jason Collette on Jul 31, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longo's sperm

is the PTBNL in the Qualls deal

by ballsdeep187 on Jul 31, 2010 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

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