8/29/10 GDT: Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays
by Steve Slowinski on Aug 29, 2010 7:00 PM EDT
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The Battle of the Under-Achieving Starters.
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I wonder if Martinez is gonna get one in the Ribs tonight
After that stunt he pulled last night, he deserves it. I guess if justice was to be done, he should be hit in the ankle.
Maddon said last night that it was brilliant.
He might have James tee one up for him he loved it so much.
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Jaso c,
Zobrist 2b,
Crawford lf,
Longoria 3b,
Pena 1b,
Joyce rf,
Johnson dh,
Upton cf,
Bartlett ss
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
our best lineup
lets hope zobrist said his prayers
I'm pretty sure Brignac is dead.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
zobrist has even been better than brignac lately
poor cajun guy looks terribly lost out there whenever hes at the plate
He's had 7 ABs in the last ten days.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Battle of under achieving starters
At least ours isn’t paid 15 million per year. We should hit this guy, his stuff is declining rapidly.
KK and Evan Longoria for Vin Scully
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
he got ejected today for arguing the first pitch of an at bat
(it was about 6 inches off the plate)
Damn Yankees
Gotta keep pace and send Boston 6 1/2 back, but either way for the Red Sox the best they can do is gain 1 game this weekend. With the sands emptying from the hour-glass, they can’t be happy about that.
And I agree with the several who said it – I want to see Martinez hit hard. That Punk deserves it. Iwonder ifthe umpires are a little miffed at his acting?
Lets hope that if Shields does put one in his earhole, that the ump doesn't have a quick hook.
If Shields is gonna do that, they should move CC to catcher.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Red Sox have placed a claim on Napoli
All i want for tonight is for Martinez to cop one right between the eyes.
Gabe Krapler has the THIRD best job in the world !!
It's too much!
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Put one between Victor's ears--Go Rays
follow me on twitter @sternfan10
Joe Morgan or Kevin Kennedy?
GO!
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
who do you think stopped the shoe bomber?
only Joe Morgan is short enough to have seen it happening.
It's a long bridge, dude. People probably didn't even get home last night.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh, there may be. At least tickets sold... if not actual attendance
Just wanted to give you a preview of the broadcast team’s talking points tonight
Hello, let's see a win
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"Underrated part of his game is hi defense" lol
I guess it’s true from an average fan standpoint (no goldgloves)
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
drank so much shitty beer last night
ate 5 guys double chz+bacon for lunch today. went for a run, could hardly run. realized i’m a fat fuck. [does this make me boys club or slampigz?]
5 guys is the most sanitary burger joint in the area
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Foods great too
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
yes, we need a brawl right about now for the playoff push
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Morgan clearly watches us a lot
Shields slider is definitely his outpitch
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His struggling change is the reason his OBA is .302
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
he said changeup didn't he?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for clarifying, I've been pretty blazed most of the day
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
figured kaz
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And Jaso behind the plate
OH NOEZ
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
who doesn't?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's too early to really say that
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
couple of borderline pitches
But a lot of umps never call the low strike
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not getting anything low, so far
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Infield looks extra wet, why?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Time to put this old boy down
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
40-pitch innings are my BF
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RHH have been the reason for his high HR rates
LHH have been near career norm
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
They're getting some air under it though, one eventually will get out
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Vag-shot would be nice
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
ATTENDANCE DISCUSSION HERE WE GO
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
"IT'S NOT A SELLOUT AND WE'RE WONDER WHHHHHY?"
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I lol'd
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"Jah-so"
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Clearly Jamaican
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"Jahso"
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Spanish pronounciation
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
"Every player gives away 50 AB's"
Translation: ‘I gave away 50 AB’s a year"
go away percival
I guess the Yanks might pull A.J. from the rotation.
Because they have so many great internal options, I guess.
Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 29, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
I guess I guess I guess
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
typical
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 29, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I try to stay in my wheelhouse
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Off the plate
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Show us the plate you monsters, what's the point if we can't see the plate?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
No K-Zone sponsored by Subway?
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Lackey's got no marbles
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holy shit, Joe. Thanks for that insight
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 29, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
TELL US WHERE CARL IS GOING NEXT YEAR. OH GOODY PLEASE
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Fucking ridiculous.
All 4 called strikes have been well off the plate.
Its gonna be a long night.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Gotta speed up the game, SC starts in 2.5 hours
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
attendence is low because it's a Sunday night
by germanshepard44 on Aug 29, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Confront him in the dug (dugout) Evan!
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I've seen a lot of games where the low strike isn't called
But Lackey is getting an extra 4" off the plate wtf
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
so far yep
shields didnt get the low strike and lackey got two of them
didn't really pay attention there, but were they trying to say that he's distracted by crawford stealing?
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
Said Longoria doesnt like when people steal with him having 2 stirkes
Because then he tries to protect and swings at bad pitches. but take it as you will
hm, that's some great insight there that only ESPN would have the resources to come up with
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
O/U called strike 3's before Maddon gets ejected:
I say 2.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
With that zone, probably.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Way under.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
under, all out manpower is at the game (still no sellout) GOOD JOB TAMPA
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Why didnt we get the K zone on that called strike with Jah-so?
go away percival
He's impotent all the time
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by staplemaniac on Aug 29, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus Zobrist.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
I can't watch that Movie..
I can’t get “what’s up sugar tits?” out of my head
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Although it was impressive that he was able to get to it
But not his play
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
"That's big time."
That doesn’t mean dick.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
I don't think this announcer likes baseball
he sounds like he’d rathe be acting in a George Bernard Shaw play
Why no Briggy?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Good for them.
Solid pickup.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
will it make any difference?
they’re slumping
Don't think they'll catch the Twins.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Shields can't even motivate his fielders to make plays like that anymore
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
The day Shields gets good fielding
Is the day he wins 20 games
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Although he’s done better lately, sans TOR
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss KK and his opposite field cookies already
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love some cookies
I just went rummaging through the whole house for sweets and came up empty
LETS TALK ABOUT THE CROWD SOME MORE
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
ATLANTIC CITY
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Walla Walla
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder how well WDAE syncs up with ESPN's broadcast...
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
That last changeup was nasty
Much harder than his usual, more like a splitter than anything else really
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
LETS TALK ABOUT BATTING AVG WHILE WE TALK ABOUT ATTENDANCE
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Subject line
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
This is getting ridiculous
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No replay eiter
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
strike 3 was actually good
strike 1 not so much
"I was talking to John....er Joe Maddon"
go away percival
The umpire helps.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Yeah, I dunno what the hell that was.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
i used to actually think that miller and morgan were okay.
but, listening to them announce a game for a team I am very familiar with, is quickly becoming frustrating.
They're okay when it's not your team
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't agree with that.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Well, it's more baseball
Nothing wrong with more baseball
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get what you mean here.
They’re still outdated and boring.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
But if they weren't on TV
I can’t watch the game. Now if this were a different discussion-say like, do you think they should get better SNB ppl-yeah I’d agree.
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The difference is that you share their ignorance and are more likely to bite on their cliches
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Not you, specifically, obvi
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
And it’s more baseball. Never can go wrong with that.
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get this.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Well, if they weren't on TV
You couldn’t watch the game
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I can watch every game I want with the exception of Yankee/Mets games
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If you get the chance, watch some Dodgers games, Vin is one of a kind, the best
It’s amazing how much quicker NL games go.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Vin is pretty awesome
But I need moar cable
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Save your dough and get MLB.tv before the year, it's worth every penny.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw, shucks.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Not you, specifically, obvi
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Maddon is also the most successful One-a-Day spokesman ever
he really likes to push the envelope
"he says he doesn't care about physical mistakes, only mental mistakes..."
such an envelope pusher… just like my little league coach
my kid just asked me "nobody's been hit yet"?
I am clearly raising my kids correctly.
how bout' a well located fastball idiot?
see Garza’s no hitter
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
chnageup, changeup, changeup, steven strasburg, changeup
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
He doesn't throw a CH
Just a really slow FB
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I need 4 more K's, James.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
it is not the reason, joe. the reason is that hitters don't adjust their
approaches when behind on the count.
Too may guys try to hit 927 foot HRs, when down two strikes.
Shields is rolling now, probably a Home Run omen
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Nearly shat myself
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I have to say Scutaro is very dislikable.
He does fit into the gritty mean looking Pedoria, Youk mold though.
oh and Lacky
Boston seems to accumulate assholes
I dislike that his name yields itself to such an atrocious bahstonian pronunciation
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up CC.
A real leader wouldn’t ever leave his team.
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
no, not really.
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Who said that?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Jaso is my favorite player simply and only because I uses
the mighty Zeppelin as his walk up music.
Dan Johnson is older than Carl Crawford
by like 2 years
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They're not coming with them here anyways Joe, you fuckdick
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I get it. Its a drinking game.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Yeah last one not to die from alcohol poisoning wins
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in, homemade wine goes down nice
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I've had some homemade honey-wine before.
It was delicious.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
My grandpa has it down to an art, he can make alcohol come out of anything
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that supposed to be sexual?
Gross.
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by staplemaniac on Aug 29, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I admire him.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I would too
if he could make alcohol come out of anything
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by staplemaniac on Aug 29, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction: first one to die of alcohol poisoning wins.
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by staplemaniac on Aug 29, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
But then where's the fun?
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Last one living has to keep listening to these assholes?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Well you'll be passed out by then
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by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're talking yourself into a circle.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Could be DRINKING yourself into a circle
much better
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by staplemaniac on Aug 29, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Up Joe Morgan's ass
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by staplemaniac on Aug 29, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
T-shirts that say World Series Champion, sell like hotcakes
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i don't like hotcakes
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
the ESPN guys keep harping on attendance
HEY JERKASSES We’re at 14 percent unemployment around here, living on welfare! Let’s see you idiots pay for Yankees games living on 500 bucks a month!
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this area can't support a baseball team
VEGAS PLZ!!!
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
espn's camera man thought Joyce was Longoria...
ahahaahahhaaha!
Here's DJ looking over his shoulder at the 2 fans in the outfield next year
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
There's only 2 fans because in the future we let Carl walk.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
they talk about us letting Carl leave like we really have a choice
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Two? That's a bit of a stretch.
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
1 1/2
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish it was acid.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
acid-spewing piranhas
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by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN doesn't think the minor leages exist
by germanshepard44 on Aug 29, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
they don't know much our farm system
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
they know nothing
they go from game to game talking out of their asses
never thought this way until tonight. But in a couple innings, this statement has been
proven completely correct.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 29, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Superstars are all that matter
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why there are no Blue Jay SNB games
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Bautista, who?
How many votes will he get for MVP? 5-10 points?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
A good hitter like Martinez,
right after we talk about how crappy shields is
go to the ESPN 1-800 number and complain about the commentators
they’re idiots.
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I think I'd rather have the "boom goes the dynamite guy"
for the lulz
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That looked damn good
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oh crap Maddon's shaking his head
even he can tell the ESPN commentators suck
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Shoulda been 6 inches outside.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
did they just say
“now that a left handed hitter up it might be more difficult for the 1b to read the signs”
MARTINEZ WAS BATTING LEFT HANDED YOU FUCKS
my 13 year old said, "but no body is on first" They first said a runner on first base could steal the signs.
a 13 year old who ever played baseball. Good grief.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 29, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"a 13 year old who never played baseball."
You’re a horrible parent.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Social Services call made
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, right.
I guess that’s ok.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
You passed. But you know what you got?
F+.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
NO PLINKO PLEASE
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I'm convinced now that morgan/miller are brilliant trolls.
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I heard Choco Bell earlier
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be happier with this guy in the booth
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late, but I didn't post the link to the video
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"When we win the World Series, we'll talk about bringing you back." Great motivation.
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I still think he'll end up in Texas.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Craw in CF with Hambone and Nelly on each side would be sick
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt he'd like the heat in Texas
after playing in the AC
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The 8 teams he could end up with are
NYY, BOS, TB, CHW, DET, LAA, SFG, ATL
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammy can move to Right.
Or DH.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
hey thanks mang
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Boom goes the dynamite
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Holy shit.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Los is my daddy
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For his next miracle, Carlos Pena will make the ESPN commentators make sense.
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Eventually he's going to get a job on a TV station
hopefully with the future RaysNetwork
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No doubter, did they give a measurement?
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he said it was heading to tampa...
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
which, if i'm not mistaken
is directionally correct
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No HR replay? :(
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
ESPN is too busy fellating itself
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he clearly lost an opportunity to take his sweet ass time around the bases
like our friend, Vicktor.
Better to show class than to embarass ourselves
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
rmember when V-mart got into it with Maddon
when he was with the Indians
Pena, thank you for making me spill my beer! YES!
by Sat-Beach-EWNCE on Aug 29, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
why does this shithead in this mlb commercial talk with the side of his mouth?
by Sat-Beach-EWNCE on Aug 29, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
really? you're gonna bash the man's offense right off the bat?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
why of course? that's not his thing
HRs are is thing
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUTS!
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He caught Sonny-itis this year
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
that hit was actually off his foot
take note umpires
God, I can't get over that interview...
“Hey Joe, you got a lot of good young hitters, but when I look at the stats, they suck…”
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Just setting up the DP
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Kind of glad he didn't give anything to McDonald
Navarro is awful and a nice DP candidate
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Good process
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Too bad they all know that swinging on the first pitch vs Shields is money…
by BOHICA_ALEast on Aug 29, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
71 pitches ONLY in the 15th inning. WTF?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
5th*
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Yeah about average for him
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
GRRRRRR just as we get a 1-run lead, Shields gives us two guys on base
thanks a lot!
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And the crowd errupts
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
And the crowd errupts
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
RAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEEEE
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Shields sucks
We should not be losing to a team that is this depleted, not at home.
It'd help if our players played better
like position-wise
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck all Navarros
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Come on Longoria, wtf
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Longo just lost his Golden Glove award
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Typical Shields defense
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Wicked hop
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by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
It's clear he got there, and then it took a wicked hop.
It’s clear he got there, and then it took a wicked hop.
It’s clear he got there, and then it took a wicked hop.
It’s clear he got there, and then it took a wicked hop.
It’s clear he got there, and then it took a wicked hop.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 29, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it's quite clear, yes
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If this guy hurts us again...
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Nice deuce
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Put away change coming up
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SHIELDS LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE, NO EMOTIONS
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Way to battle, Jamie. We needed that and fuck Marty
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was it as epic as bautista's bat flip death stare?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm convinced that John Jaso is the happiest player in MLB
He knows he’s getting by on a lot of guile and he appreciates the opportunity.
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Briggy please
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I'M TIRED OF BART GETTING RODE HERE EVERY NIGHT
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Hit a righty
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
not strike 3....FUCKING HELL
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
ok, so the strike zone is bullshit
but by now our hitters should know that and start swinging at anything close
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he might not be getting squeezed
but he also isnt getting a plate anywhere near as large as lackey is
Paging the Rays offense, Paging the Rays offense...
go away percival
"And there are seats available for this game... and it's hard to understand"
Fuck off
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Seats available, heah, get your seats heah
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Take away the BB and the Rays have NO offense
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The HR?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck man?
are you starting to believe morgan and miller?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no--take a look at those BA's
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We're 4th in the bigs in runs scored.
The 3 teams above us play in bandboxes
w/o BB how do we fare?
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Taking out a key component is silly
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
you gotta stop with this argument...
it’s obvious… and irrelevant
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The same way you take out May.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
beat me to it
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Still Yields for me--how do you allow McDonald and Navarro to beat you?
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wicked hop mother fucker
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not had a good year
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Manny would have held that to a single
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The one knee thing is fucking stupid and unnecessary.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
This offense is scary bad
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Will you admit that Lackey's getting a big plate?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
they both are--Lackey's smarter
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it really is--it doesn't take into account sonsistency
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Yes it does, over 120 plus games allow for fluctuations
Scoring 5 a game over that sample is pretty damn good and indicative of a consistently good offense. Suck on it.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you and your logical arguments...
who do you think you are?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why it's big that Craw couldn't hold that to a single
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not sure whats worse
The redsox fans or the rays fans or the fact that every freakin time I drive to stupid st pete i watch the rays score 1 run and lose.
by slak96u on Aug 29, 2010 9:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
games not over yet.
give it to the 8th
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I KNOW RIGHT? HOW WAS THE BRIDGE RIDE?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Are you getting a good signal on the bridge? Are you stuck in traffic on the way there or leaving early?
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This big difference in this game, is that Lackey knows how to use the large zone.
And shields seems to enjoy either burying the ball in the dirt or throwing it into the zone.
Stay awaaaay.
"Crappy"... zing
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Who was it that told us how bad Lackey was?
He might be, but when you pitch against AAA hitters good things happen
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AAA hitters
okay stop
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
RHSS should not be in this lineup
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
good god you're trolling hard
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahahaha
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
1st time in 10 years were on Sunday night baseball--might be another ten after this one
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We could win 30-3 & still never get put on
ESPN hates us obviously
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice job BenZo, worked the count, got your pitch
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almost got jinxed by the announcer
had almost finished saying “zobrist with the base hit” before it even made it past the infielder
Shit happens in baseball
The Phillies just got swept by Houston in a 4 game series at home, and they still have a 2 game lead on their playoff slot.
John Lannan and the nationals just beat Adam Wainwright and the Cardinals.
Jose Bautista has 42 homers, like 10 more than anyone else.
Shit happens.
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Did the Cards get swept by WAS
OR was it 2 of 3
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Carl hit Victor in the shoulder, lololol
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
FUCK YEAHHHHHHH
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
DEJA VU FTMFW
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
JIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZJIZZ
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Contract year
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
PRETTY BOY
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
3rd time around the order, suck it rat
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
man, he's so mad he gave up a game tying homer... man he's mad... holy shit he's so mad.
look at that full on reaction, it’s kind of a double anger reaction…. what does this mean?
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 29, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG, GUYZ- AAA HITTERS ARE HITTING JOHN LACKEY,
OBVIOUSLY HE IS OVERRATED.
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
Apparently Lackluster struggles against lefties, would have loved to have seen Briggy today
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You got to give JB all the AB's necessary for him to return to his .330 AVG form.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
This might be the dumbest IBB I have ever seen
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
You signed on to your alt?
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
Without homers, BBs, singles, doubles, and triples
We have no offense except for Kelly’s beanballs.
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
face it, we have a terrible offense that's just incredibly lucky
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet, We are only half a game behind the yankees,
GO DURHAM BULLS.
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No love lost, no love found
Too busy striking out to GIDP
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This is stupid on so many levels
The craziest thing is that there’s 1 out. 1 out.
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
6 IP and 3 runs is a quality start
Make of that what you will
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Still got 6 out of him, I honestly hope Maddon doesn't run him out there until a runner gets on
If it’s a righty start with Wheelz if it’s a lefty start with Choate.
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Where have you been?
10th inning walkoff
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Lackey can't believe he wasn't given the pitch a foot outside
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
This baffles me
It’s like in the NBA when they clobber a guy and throw their hands up like they’re shocked at the whistle
DanJo K
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
DAAAAAAAAAAAN
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
That's an awful call at the plate
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Martinez down.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Maybe not, love Pena's karate kick
Payback comes in many forms I guess
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Safe,
And that’s what you get, bitch.
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
No, that man deserves to die.
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
I guess you don't care
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Lackey's incessant whining got him that call..
he’s smarter than Shields
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Shields at 99 pitches
Please God, let a reliever come in right now
we have to wait for him to give up a hit remember?
that’s maddon 101
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it'd be horrible if Shields came back out
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I hope not
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Dat changeup
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Mad Men update
Jonathan from Buffy the Vampire Slayer showed up! Woo-hoo!
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No fucking spoilers
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
so far, awesome episode. DVR it!
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I read on RaysProspects
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i just saw the line
he threw like 2+ innings didnt he?
I guess
He wasn’t very good. But hopefully it’s just rust.
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
the Glades?!
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Not gonna get scut to chase here
Best chance is to try backdooring him
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
ugh, are they abnormally terrible tonight?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah sounded nice, looked solid
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Not with a guy like Scutaro swinging
Ortiz or Joyce power behind that and that could be, but homers from a guy like Scutaro just don’t have that high of an angle
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
no mission tonight
he takes him out right on time
facepalm
who the hell gave ESPN a thesaurus?
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im in the espn bbtn chat - laughed when i read this
Gordon Edes: Lackey launched his glove into the dugout. Teammates resisted temptation to hit it into CF seats
CHOOOOAAATE
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
WOW that wasn't a strike
I’ll take it
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
They only call the sliders/cutters though because apparently they blink and miss the last 5 feet
Shields doesn’t have one to write home about
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure it was
It has been for Lackey 11x tonight
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
JD Drew is used to striking out in important games against us
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I don't have a problem with ESPN making fun of the crowd
It’s pretty embarrassing for sure, but do they need to do it every inning?
Benoit, heater, back
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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 29, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
as long as he goes in and fuck's his face
then bring benoit up
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Beanball then let him pitch to Ortiz?
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
id take that
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
holy crap Bartlett got a hit
and the crowd gives him a lustful standing ovation from the heavenly rafters
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How in zie hell do you get thrown out by Vicky?
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by being foolish
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His speed is really shot
Makes it easier to trade him
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ok. been meaning to run some 20th century stats for Choate
exclude thosethree straight shitty games in April. Take that out and his old fashioned ERA is 2.80.
Also, it’s 0.84 in August.
GRITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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he had to balance himself first before throwing
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JASO IS GRITTY
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
ew
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
not going to happen
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
isnt the BoSox bullpen working?
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It's funny how Francona doesn't trust his pen at all
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
I agree,
that pen is horrid.
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found
It's not that bad
But it’s not what a 170M team should have.
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously,
Would you trust anyone outside of Bard and Papelbon?
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"they're not a good hitting team but they can string 6-7 hits together"
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
If you string together 6-7 hits you get like five runs.
I mean, as long as you don’t hit any home runs because those kill rallies.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 29, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
only 3 Run HR's count
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Cry some more Lackey, fuck
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
was watching the bbtn before hte game
they were showing the radar gun at 105 for some relief pitcher
cant remember who it was though
Aroldis Chapman, yes.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
That he throws 105?
It’s probably a hot gun. But he was scouted @ the WBC at 100+
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to pick him up too, but found out he was going to the pen.
Stras injured
Vazquez out of Yankees Rotation
Morrow getting shut down
:(
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
does Lackey make money in the off season renting out his lower
jaw as a back hoe?
Speaking of hard throwing lefties, saw Chris Sale pitch for the White Sox today.
99 MPH, a couple MPH’s shy of his body weight.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
It is a little amazing
It’s also extremely stupid. They’re risking damage to the development of a potential ace
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ty Cobb?! HAPPY?!
since when?
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what, too soon?
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Ty Cobb was an unhappy SOB his whole life, and his afterlife the same way
thanks for letting me explain the half-thought-out joke.
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CC 1 up'd him too
Cobb didn’t even have half as many homers in his first 1200
by benderbrodriguez on Aug 29, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No, CC just got greedy again swinging for the fence
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that k/bb ratio isn't that odd if you actually think about it guys
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PRETTY BOY
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
WHOEVER WINS THE 1ST GAME WILL COMPLETE THE SWEEP
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
who wrote that?
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Take a guess
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
someone at the Boston Globe?
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Double! RBI! Cake for everyone!
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"both runners were barely safe"
except zobrist was safe by a fucking mile
barely. Close only counts in horseshoes, honey
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I need 2 RBI's, nooooo. Pitch to Los.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
IBB for Joyce?
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
they intentionally walked Pena?!
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and is that Joyce coming up?!
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fly out. :(
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Aw.
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
If that was a RHP
He probably crushes it because it’s into his swing.
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
uh, yep
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
VMart needs to be blasted right in his grill though.
by firemangreg on Aug 29, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i totally agree
but winning the game is much more important at this point
maybe if he was 2nd or third up this inning but not leadoff with ortiz behind him
No thanks
I’d rather win the game first
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, i meant in a figurative way like.... when benoit strikes him out... he should pretend to jizz on him
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
but a one pitch out works too
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
ha, nice
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Benoit
what was the nickname for him again?
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1 pitch out is also acceptable
2nd one for vmart this game
how annoying must it be to pay $300 for a behind the plate
seat have people and waiters walk in front of you ALL GAME LONG?
hey what was the crazy thing that happened yesterday? I missed the reporting on that...
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did antoine dodson find the rapist?
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of that
wasnt his BA something close to .350 when they were here for the series in July?
beltre is swinging at everything right now
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well except for that one in the dirt...
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Unnecessary, this guy is annoying
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
nvm
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean
Upton didn’t even move , he just stood there and caught it..wtf
by BOHICA_ALEast on Aug 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If my girlfriend spent half that much time on her knees, she'd have a ring by now
by Hatfield on Aug 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
bahahaha...
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
y'all better rec the shit out of this
I just spit water all over my screen
by Jason Collette on Aug 29, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't Miller and Morgan make you long for Staats and KK?
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no
only because we’ll get those two jokers again tomorrow night.
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we were discussing this earlier
and yes, they do
like that country song's title
How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?
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Staats and BA to be honest
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by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I have come to realize I just might be above the median
age of posters on this Board, but if there is any one here who saw Reggie Jackson play like I did, he did that same back knee stuff.
Difference is that he was REGGIE JACKSON.
WHO'S REGGIE JACKSON?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I don't know
but I think he’s a FA at the end of the year per Joe morgan
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i saw him as a rookie with the A's
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GASP! Did ESPN just report that THIS MINUTE?
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say what m- fucker?
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that would explain so much
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I'm taking my talents to south beach (Florida Marlins surprise team)
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Atchison their Cormier?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Appears so
…after a hit
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Is achison older than Phil Neikro?
as of today, that is
"That's a base hit to right field, oh and by the way Crawford will be a free agent next season!"
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I thought he was from Cleveland
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"That's another steal by Crawford, oh and by the way he'll be a free agent next season!"
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breaking news from espn:
carlos pena hits home runs
throw the head back, raise the fist, make sure the cameras get a good shot.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 29, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm late to the GDT (so excuse me if this is a repeated comment)
but I think the Sox are just fucking with us, having all of these Navi-like names in the line-up. Psychological Warfare, like Ortiz’s ‘scent’.
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
"That was Crawford caught in a double play, oh and by the way he'll be a free agent next season!"
there that’s all i got to say on ESPN’s yammering on CC
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hmm.
1.they got to the world series
2.they’d like to go again
3.they’d like to win one
4.dinosaurs eat man
5.women inherit the earth
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6. Profit!
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7. ???
8. Home Runs
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9. Fuck bitches, get money
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by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Dec 22, 2012
Rays victory parade
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by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
DEEZY killed in car accident
Percival has inoperable tumor.
Rays rally around these emotional events
-insert bad taste Adenhart/LAA remark here-
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that's only if Baseball goes by the Mayan Calendar!
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agreed
we need pics for the ninth inning!
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...
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's the douche?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Seriously, she must have AIDS or something if that's her boyfriend.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
That's the "The Snozberries taste like Snozberries" dude from Super Troopers
So I should just change my sig to
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by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa good Bible
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epic boobs
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
that's that guy from that thing
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by mrichardkent on Aug 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah from back when
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Seen the cleavage before, unless it's some type of slip, I'll pass.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
they were too busy talking about Crawford being a free agent, and that the Rays would like to be in the world series
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
NAO
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BEEEEEJUS
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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
That play won't be a webgem because he didn't dive. No gold gloves for you sir, DIVE!
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
No barrel roll
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by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, that cleavage plus the red hair plus those eyes... YOWZA
I’ll be in my bunk
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That's a yatch
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Attendance fixer
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by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
no bra, and deal.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Her bra could prolly
hold a few bungee jumpers themselves.
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
STFU
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
also, crawford is a Free Agent next season
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WHY DIDN'T THE SOX SWEEP?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
No
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I CALL BULL
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that was a strike!
Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.
GAME
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
WINZZZZ!!!
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Aug 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Brooms out in Bean town
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
sweeping away their trash
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Womens have rights nao
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet Caroline, lolz
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Should we tell ESPN about Fiddle Cat?
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...please don't show this after I drop some acid...
Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.
it looks like Jesus Camp documentary with a Raptor Jesus
Witty's 2010 Draft review is full of meaty goodness. What you mean, you're vegan?! Sigh. Just read it.
GO HOME MASSHOLES
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
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Just a flesh wound
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
...that is very unsettling...
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Oh, I was thinking in terms of a single season
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
I SAID GO HOME MASSHOLES
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The icing on the cake was when they started playing Sweet Caroline
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
they actually did that?
ballsy.
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I love the sound department at the Trop
Always with the timely snark.
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
Rally talk:
i hope all the tampon bay players
wife’s /girlfriends /boyfriends give them herpe’s!
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Aug 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
...and to think those fans used to suffer
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Red Sox still have a chance
But it’s more of a theoretical than practical chance. 7 games back in the loss column with 31 to play is steep.
If the Rays play .500 from here they end up 96-66. The Red Sox would need to go 23-8 to catch the Rays. Of course, it is possible for the Yankees to collapse…
never say never. there's 31 games left for any disaster
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I was also thinking '51 Dodgers
they were ahead in the pennant but at season’s end were tied with the Giants. So they had to run a playoff game…
“THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!”
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Mets are a better example
Division Era + WC
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
worst collapses
also a link for best comebacks-via coolstandings
link
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
We had a hand in the 2005 CLE miss
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya I remember
that is probably why they raped us for the next 4-5 years in Cle.
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Red Sox have 6 of last 10 vs NYY
Very doable
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Aug 29, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad we never got over that slump in early summer
and got swept this weekend, this year could have been special.
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn shame. The team might have to move now.
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey ESPN
Fuck your attendance
go away percival
Maybe they need to make the ESPN cast and crew buy tickets for the next game they broadcast –
that might help those attendance numbers a bit and pay the light bill.
Ikr?
I think they mentioned it 8-10 times during the game.
“I just can’t believe it. totally baffling. Only 23,000?!?”
FUUUUUU
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
Dear ESPN: The Tampa market is suffering a RECESSION!
14 percent UNEMPLOYMENT! Nobody’s got money to go to games!
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I went, it messed up my budget for a whole month!
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I'm sure all those Red Sox fans packing it in for the year and not buying tickets didn't help the numbers.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 29, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sneaky japs
at the LLWS
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
i know it. i really don't care that they are 12. That really is a bush league move.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 29, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya
when I coached my sisters softball team, I taught those girls how to cheat discretely.
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
the 'merican way
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry they'll be addicted to furry anime porn soon enough
Can't we all just get along?
by St Longo Drew on Aug 29, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Gladc the Rays won, but I gotta say, attendance was horrible tonight
Imagine, the best team in MLB can only draw an average of 26000 fans per night. Tsk tsk.
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
(but still preferable to "Back when I was a catcher...")
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
And that stadium's right near downtown Atlanta.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 29, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
no kids live within an hour of the trop.
all locals are 65 or over. If game was at Fair Grounds, we’d get SRO.
by ValricoBrian on Aug 29, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Fan post this shit nao
FPOTW!
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I can use it on my resume to get a staff job at DRB
WIN
Nicknames for Benoit-Soriano? How about ‘one and done’ describing the length of time they’re likely to be Rays
by sternfan1 on Jul 25, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
23K a fucking disgrace--we draw more v O's on a Sunday afternoon
follow me on twitter @sternfan10
Attendance
I had tickets for tonight’s FAMILY FUN game, as a lot of other families did. Then ESPN made it the Sunday Night game and our family plans got shot to hell, we didn’t go. It is a school night and the fuckers chose a family fun night to change the time on the ticket holders. I know a few other families that had the same thing happen to them tonight. Luckily Stubhub stepped up and refunded my money. It said 1:40 game time when I ordered the tickets, but the tickets were printed with 8pm on them.
Yup
had to sell my tix on e-bay, I live in Melbourne and can’t drive 2 hours after an 8pm start time.
r_j_anderson (on fungible assets)
"@TRancel @Marc_Normandin @ehahmann AKA free talent. Not great talent, mind you, but essentially free."
by CubFanRaysaddict on Aug 29, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN Game Recap:
Big Fly
Slide Step
CC
23k
I'll have a bloody mary and a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich.
by Passionate Apathy on Aug 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
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