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OTTOTD for 8/31/10: Culture for the Barbarians

IT'S hard to know if you're alive or dead  
When steel and fire go roaring through your head.  
  
One moment you'll be crouching at your gun  
Traversing, mowing heaps down half in fun:  
The next, you choke and clutch at your right breast—          5
No time to think—leave all—and off you go...  
To Treasure Island where the Spice winds blow,  
To lovely groves of mango, quince and lime—  
Breathe no good-bye, but ho, for the Red West!  
        It's a queer time.   10
  
You're charging madly at them yelling "Fag!"  
When somehow something gives and your feet drag.  
You fall and strike your head; yet feel no pain  
And find ... you're digging tunnels through the hay  
In the Big Barn, 'cause it's a rainy day.   15
Oh, springy hay, and lovely beams to climb!  
You're back in the old sailor suit again.  
        It's a queer time.  
  
Or you'll be dozing safe in your dug-out—  
A great roar—the trench shakes and falls about—   20
You're struggling, gasping, struggling, then ... hullo!  
Elsie comes tripping gaily down the trench,  
Hanky to nose—that lyddite makes a stench—  
Getting her pinafore all over grime.  
Funny! because she died ten years ago!   25
        It's a queer time.  
  
The trouble is, things happen much too quick;  
Up jump the Boches, rifles thump and click,  
You stagger, and the whole scene fades away:  
Even good Christians don't like passing straight   30
From Tipperary or their Hymn of Hate  
To Alleluiah-chanting, and the chime  
Of golden harps ... and ... I'm not well to-day...  
        It's a queer time.


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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Lord Alfred TopGunnyson

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Aug 31, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I assume you mean Alfred Lord TopGunnyson, and I don't know how many poems he wrote (Tennyson) with the word "fag" in them.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chik-fil-a Breakfast Report: Chicken Mini's

Why are the buns sweet?

1/5

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Did you get them free as part of the "Rays win" promotion?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Aug 31, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did. Figured I'd give 'em a try, but very disappointing

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even for free?

They’re decent, but if they’re free they become much better.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Aug 31, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just not a fan of the sweetness of the buns

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are they sweet like the buns you can get at Publix w/ a chickn tenders meal?

(I forget the name of them but they are good)

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hawaiian rolls? yeah

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Love those.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just don't go with this meal IMO

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are good with fried chicken though

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Peanut fried nuggets. I see your point here fmg, but it just didn't work for me.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

Disclaimer: I like the chicken minis

by firemangreg on Aug 31, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, the boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:30 AM EDT reply actions  

We recently opened a Water Store in Miami so I've been asked to look for a part-time cashier

One of the “requirements” I was given was:

• Associates degree preferable but not necessary

Pretty sure anyone with an AS already prices themselves out of cashier job.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:40 AM EDT reply actions  

It's pretty tough to ring up water

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Why even put that in there?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially for a fucking part time job. Froggy Water Company needs its comeuppance

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

$9/hr

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It should be
High School degree preferable but not necessary

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Button-pressing skills are strongly suggested

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, the concept of a Retail store with water only is very strange to me.

I guess the Hispanic community is 1) VERY brand loyal and 2) used to buying their drinking water from a retail store.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would imagine that the tap water is undrinkable in the slums and favelas they come from, so they're used to it.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love being the first one into my office. I get to make the fucking coffee, and turn on the printers I need. Ugh

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:49 AM EDT reply actions  

The route guys here make the coffee

which means they make it twice as strong. I learned the hard way, had two cups which caused me to have the jitters until about 1pm.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I make the coffee hella strong, so fuck the rest of this office. Shoulda gotten here before 7 you lames

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pour your cup then jerk off into the pot.

THAT WILL TEACH ’EM!

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Done

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, that was awful quick.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I cum on command

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

When applicable

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Evan Longoria is chasing some ghosts

http://dockoftherays.com/2010/08/31/evan-longorias-quest-2/

If this works, I want the copywrite and patent on the statistic.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:03 AM EDT reply actions  

People who think CC is our best player are white guilt-ridden ruhtards.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're both extremely good, and we wouldn't be anywhere without both of them.

If this works, I want the copywrite and patent on the statistic.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

CC sux, man

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree, though I wish he played the wall a bit better.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really think that. Just protecting myself.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ease up big fella, we're not out to get you

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice poem, Toppah, it rhymes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, I'll pass that on

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

How was the game, Pena's donger sounded like it got people on their feet

I love how loud it’s sounded in there the past few games.

If this works, I want the copywrite and patent on the statistic.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

No attendance talk.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you guys want me to go, I'll go. Vote on it.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

GERROUT

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

For so few people it was quite loud. Anybody at the game got the rare opportunity to see me on the big screen.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ban this asshole.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Almost like there's a double standard

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Attendance talk is bannable in this thread.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Almost like there's a double standard

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

They must have needed a change of shorts

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

You were either the guy giving Rusty the V-sign behind his head...

…or one of the guys with the tallboy screaming at Snider in left field.

by Attec on Aug 31, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thirst inning party seat recipient

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You went with SF1, right?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's always going to games.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG MORE ATTENDANCE TALK?????

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't doubt it, he didn't say peep in here last night

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Zobrist sucks and someone else sucked and Longo didn't hit any 3 run dongers

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Both of those guys sound super cool, just like Topper the First Gun.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wal-Mart in South Tampa is hiring 300 people.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 AM EDT reply actions  

MFA preferred

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’re just into a new high school sports season and there has already been a troubling impostor found among the scholastic ranks. According to the Associated Press, Tampa Tribune and St. Petersburg Times, a 21-year-old man named Julious Threatts registered to play for the 13-14-year-old Town N’ Country Packers of the Tampa Bay Youth Football League on Aug. 21, and played in a game with the team the same day. Threatts, who had a past burglary conviction on his record, reportedly signed up for a spot on the team under the name “Chad Jordan” with a forged birth certificate. After further investigation, it now appears that Threatts — an avowed Danielle Steele fan who recorded poetry readings on a personal YouTube channel — also played in the TBYFL two years ago and another youth league in the Tampa area last year.

Make no mistake: This is not a Danny Almonte case of a forged birth certificate or a high school lineman holding a signing ceremony when he wasn’t recruited, this is a 21-year-old criminal taking athletic advantage of competing against 14-year-olds.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:15 AM EDT reply actions  

“Chad Jordan” might have gotten away with just playing football, but last week he tried to take his middle school imitation act to an actual middle school. Threatts attempted to enroll in Webb Middle School in Hillsborough (Fla.) last Tuesday, but his application was delayed because he lacked the proper paperwork proving his identity. When he was eventually moved to the school social worker’s office — Threatts told school officials he was homeless, so he was waiting with the social worker for the Department of Child and Families to arrive at the school — his cell phone rang with a call from his mother, wondering where he was. School officials answered and learned Threatts’ true identity from his mother, after which the 21-year-old was arrested for trespassing at the school. He has been held in Hillsborough County Jail since last Tuesday.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

McCloud said Threatts’ story was sufficiently elaborate to convince all the volunteers who work with the Town N’ Country Packers. Threatts claimed that both of his parents were dead and that he had moved to the area from Seattle with his brother. On top of that, Threatts provided an email from Yahoo’s own Rivals.com, which, naturally, knew nothing of the existence of any Chad Jordan. This also comes from the Tampa Tribune:

There also was a lengthy e-mail from an alleged scout at the high school recruiting service Rivals.com analyzing Chad Jordan.

McCloud said he believed Threatts also forged the e-mail. The e-mail, which circulated heavily among TBYFL coaches, said Chad Jordan was “a very special prospect” who “hasn’t signed” but has “offers from USC (University of Southern California), Texas and Florida.” The email included quotes and lengthy statistics.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love how he's treated differently because he's a "criminal"

Burglary isn’t a crime, the stupidity of getting caught stealing something should be the crime.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Burglary isn't a crime"

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice take on the unemployment rate you monster

Why don’t you go on a diatribe about how the troops bayonet babies in their free time. (I actually did enjoy the comment, I’m just incapable of saying something nice). How many people have stopped looking for work and are no longer counted in those numbers?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even assuming that all of those people actively seek employment, there are a fuckton of employed households in the market, so it makes a somewhat marginal difference.

In my opinion, as I said yesterday, we’ve excused ourselves into a bigger psychological issue. I’m just as guilty of it as anyone. We’ve whined about the distance and how ugly the Trop is and the time committment and casual fans hear that and they have lost inclination to go. There is no excuse for a team 30 games over .500 to have that kind of attendance yesterday or the year-long support that they’ve had. It’s beyond infrastructure now. The idea that the Rays are an unreachable star is a cerebral meme in the market.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, enough.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I answered his question, Mr. Gun.

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its Gunn

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is

i'll tweet that prick right now
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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

it?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Y

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

e

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

s

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

i'll tweet that prick right now
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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha bitch, but I agree, no excuses, junk head, angry chair

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Darren Aronofsky might direct Wolverine 2? Discuss.

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

You mean Darren Aronofsky will be attached to Wolverine 2 for a few months and then be surprised they want the movie to have tacked on 3-D and quit?

Fun! News!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great comment.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hm.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's interesting.

He’d be an odd choice.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

PMCY

Was it you who was in the Budweiser Seats last night? Where the hell are those?

by wtbudlight on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 AM EDT reply actions  

TGN1

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

108 row Y

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Free beer?

How does one get that upgrade?

by wtbudlight on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hang around the stadium early enough (6:30) and have the PR chick come up to you because you're crazy handsome and they would want you to be associated with one of their sponsors.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm handsome! My mom tells me so!" -TGN1 (1983-2012)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't lie...

That was a row of ugly.

by Attec on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

False on all accounts flap-grease

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

flease

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kendrick Meek and Marco Rubio on Meet The Press this Sunday, but Christ declined the invitation.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Your guess as to why he declined?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he might be asked questions regarding his positions?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another one came Sunday, after Crist told CNN that he continued to favor a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage but that he’s a “live-and-let-live kind of guy.” He said, “I think if partners want to have the opportunity to live together, I don’t have a problem with that.”

Later, his campaign put out a statement that said Crist was reaffirming his support for Florida’s ban but that he does not favor adding a similar ban to the U.S. Constitution.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

wut?

He said he favors the ban but is okay if people want to “live together”

Where is the flip there? “Living together” does not have to mean marriage.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he said it should be a US constitutional amendment on CNN, then flipped to Florida

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess supporting Florida's ban but NOT wanting one for the whole U.S. is a little odd.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well a "states-rights" Republican would want the Federal government...

to stay out of their business if they Federal government was considering an amendment recognizing gay marriage.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

cause such a thing exists

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone ever heard of Tim Minchin?

Neither have I.

He does this beat poem called “Storm” during his standup routine. Friend of mine linked me to the video. It is a religious discussion (Minchin is an atheist apparently), but I think it stands well on it’s own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Before the republicans have a chance to clean up washington in November, God's gonna give it a go first on Friday

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Somebody needs to go and knock the hell out of that place.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

God's got that covered

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

D.C. and Houston have the highest crime rates in America, right?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

DC is way down there now

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only the homeless live in DC

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 AM EDT reply actions  

_

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Close Enough

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me:

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 AM EDT reply actions  

You have officially ran out of good shit, it's all downhill from here

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO HAVE PEAKED OLD MAN?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

IDK man, that beard is looking pretty wierd.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

LAS VEGAS — The Oxford University debate club has invited Ultimate Fighting Championship president Dana White to speak to its members.

Ultimate Fighting Championship officials told The Associated Press that the 187-year-old Oxford Union Society has invited White to speak Oct. 13.

The society has been known for its ties to the upper tiers of politics, and past speakers include Sir Winston Churchill, Robert Kennedy and Yasser Arafat. The late Benazir Bhutto was once club president when she was a student, long before she was prime minister of Pakistan.

Other past speakers at the club are former U.S. presidents Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, as well as Malcolm X, Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein.

White said he’s expecting to respond to tough questions with straight answers.

“Anyone who knows anything about me knows I always speak my mind and am very passionate about what I do, and the Oxford Union was founded on exactly those principles,” White said in a statement released by UFC. “I’m looking forward to meeting the students, and I know they have a reputation for asking tough questions and expecting straight answers from their guests. That’s exactly what they’ll get from me.”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

oxford has jumped the shark

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

PITTSBURGH — Just call Troy Polamalu the man with the million dollar hair.

The long, flowing black hair that tumbles out of Polamalu’s helmet and down his back — it’s nearly three feet long — has been insured for $1 million by Head and Shoulders, the shampoo brand that is endorsed by the Pittsburgh Steelers safety.

The insurance was obtained through Lloyd’s of London, which did not reveal what must be done to Polamalu’s hair for anyone to collect on the policy.

Polamalu’s hair has been targeted by an opposing NFL player at least once — the Chiefs’ Larry Johnson tackled Polamalu by the hair during a 49-yard interception return in a 2006 game.

Polamalu, a five-time Pro Bowl player, wears his hair long as a tribute to his Samoan heritage.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

polamalu has jumped the shark

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LAS VEGAS — MGM Resorts International was under investigation after the underage son of basketball great Michael Jordan bragged on Twitter about partying at a Las Vegas Strip nightclub, Nevada gambling regulators said Monday.

Officials were examining whether the casino operator violated laws prohibiting drinking or gambling by minors, Nevada Gaming Control Board enforcement chief Jerry Markling said.

People under 21 often try to gamble or drink in Las Vegas, but punishment for casino operators depend on the circumstances, Markling said.

Jordan’s 19-year-old son Marcus Jordan tweeted Aug. 20 about spending $35,000 at Haze at Aria Resort & Casino.

“Last night was stupid… 35K at Haze,” the University of Central Florida sophomore guard said. “Totals 50K something the whole day.”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

jordan's son has jumped the shark

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

buy an oil drum and make a smoker

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

non smoked baby back ribs are gross

you’re gross

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

smoked meat chat, and UFC

ottotd’s are not something I wish to associate myself with

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

QUICK, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT APPLE OR ATT

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoke my meat, bitch

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

daveh becoming a Nazi sympathizer?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lawd
He does have some hustle
And while he is young, he definately seems like a sure tackler

The only bummer to his situation is our suddenly "depthful" secondary. We got T-Jack, Jones who’ll probably hold down the roster spot but with Sabby, Lynch and Grimm all displaying potential. I think Lynch and Grimm exert alot more effort, alot more hustle than you usually see outta youngsters. I like that. As for Sabby, I don’t know. Its on his shoulders but I could see either of the latter passing him on the ladder with time. But after reviewing some footage, I can say that Sabby does sometime come up with some good plays when his name is pulled. I wish I could say that it was the majority of the time but I can’t.

I agree that Grimm should continue his good play and give this last preseason game all he has to land that #2 . If he doesn’t make the cut, he definately will make PS atleast… For sure

by Titankillah on Aug 29, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply

i'll tweet that prick right now
follow me on twitter @sternfan10
by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, nice rhyme
I could see either of the latter passing him on the ladder

by daveh33 on Aug 31, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

woof

although grimm does look good.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

im going to make a web comic called hipster hitler

he will ironically love jews and wear a t shirt that says “third riech and your out”

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

JOHNNY BANANAS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, I can't wait for turtle to get killed by the mexican drug cartel he is working for

plus I want mark cuban to get killed, but not bob odenkirk

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC getting in on some attendance chat

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ban him

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

in december he will be, don't worry

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

e fan support.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, I hate the Rays, that's why I haven't been to a game all year.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't have a good product

people are voting with their wallets

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Banime

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Friday is the first Friday of the month...

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Their old stuff is awesome. I'm not a fan of their new music.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You bros able to get this bro and another bro in for free?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can get one in....

I’ll get you. Are you really bringing a date again?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine wanted to come and check it out. Not for sure though.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOT!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

SKURD

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ladies wont bite (unless you ask them to)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either that...

or TGN1 is playing the ultimate prank on me.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

AlscottFan40!

Combining his Alstott and Rick Scott trolls

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Allscott"

i'll tweet that prick right now
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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He rejected my friend request, I guess.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIM: "Who is Kevin _____?"

ME: Oh that’s ___________.
HIM: He hates me, though.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to find bobr on FB. That would be a sight to see.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRB should raffle off "Attend A Rays Game With Bobr" tickets. I'd bid.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

BobR once sat behind Erik/Tommy at an empty ST game.

Erik whined about the old guy sitting behind him until he was told who it was.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 31, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, NOT COOL
PMCY needs to get on Twitter and tweet random DRB-related thoughts like SF1.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 30, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

@REIFENSTALHEIM I wish Gilliss would call me

@REIFENSTALHEIM I miss Gilliss

@REIFENSTALHEIM Maybe this will be the First Friday that I tell him how I feel!

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gilliss is part of his user name.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

SF1 is awesome on Twitter. You’d be able to hang with the SPz still without posting.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or being a part of SP.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

how are you buddy-buddy with him after posting his personal info?

he sent you a nasty email and everything.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was he saying?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What ST game was empty? Even the old Devil Ray games had fans there.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if the guy was an avid bowler?

He should have asked

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did he say about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The spitting image of his online persona.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?...

Not sure how to take this.

love it love it love it
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said he thinks everyone hates him....

I told him that you confessed the same thing to me. He said you were a good man. I told him that I think he meant boy. He “LOL’d”.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boundaries!

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by FreeZorilla on Aug 31, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the game last night and had a great time.

Oh yeah, they love to talk about the hustle plays made by Carl Crawford. How about the plays where he doesn’t hustle? For example, his first hit when he decided to jog to first, stop and then take off after he deciding to listen to the first base coach. Guess he was depressed, huh? The goofball should have been on third base, not second. I see no reason to re-sign him. He is not as good as advertised. I have been a Rays fan since their inception and I have seen him throw out exactly ONE base runner.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It's frustrating to watch guys take extra bags on his arm, but he's a great overall defender since it's not like many fall in

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that I should have to pay school taxes since I don't have kids in school.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Stuart Sternberg there with HIS family?

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious question

How sick would one of your family members (mom/dad) have to be for you to quit your job to take care of them?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Sick enough.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if they had terminal cancer you would leave your job and head back to WI for six months or whatever to care for them?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My family lives here. I was born here, bucko. If my mom/dad had terminal cancer, of course I would quit if they needed me.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit just pass a right to die law and be done with it

boomers need to suck it up and stop draining our generation. Die with dignity, stop dragging it out and destroying your familys wealth/future you fucks.

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't quit my job, if they are that sick, they dead

I need a job

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is where I would land.

No way I quit my job. I’d pay whatever it cost to arrange care. Nor do I think my parents would allow/want me to quit my job for that reason.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't the fucking question, douchetard.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

My younger brother was extremely sick for 2 years

He was basically hospitalized for most of it. He moved in with the folks and they life 45 minutes from the hospital, so every day one of them drove up and hung out with him.

Different b/c he is young and they are his parents, but I don’t know how they did it between the driving, the hotels, worrying, and being at work.

B/C of them, however, I wasn’t needed home. But I did offer several times.

by wtbudlight on Aug 31, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I'm still young and early into my career but I couldn't see myself walking away from my career for that.

Or maybe I’m just an asshole. I’m sure it’s a bit of both.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

kill all boomers

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just becuse you hate your mother doesn't mean we all want ours to die.

(I’ll keep hammering on this when it fits until you tell me to stop)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

when she first met TGN1

“they gave YOU a loan?!?!”

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This story is literally so much better every time you repeat it.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

he’s filthy

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was smart enough to move back to within half an hour of the only parent I care about.

I’d probably pull some half days, but I wouldn’t quit.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ask because when I'm recruting shitty, low-wage jobs

I tend to see this often. People leave their jobs to care for a family member. I’m sure they hate the job and used it as an excuse to quit.

It’s not something I would do, though.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot more dying than living in Florida

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I woke up and I've just been pissed about attendance all day. It is so fucking embarassing. Ban me, I don't care.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I had a dream, that one day this Rays nation will rise up and go to the games.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Joe Merlot strikes again

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we'll sell out that last homestand vs SEA & BAL if the ALE title is on the line.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say we average 26k

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bought tix for the last regular season game a while back

thinking it could be CC’s last home game. I would hope that one sells out as many won’t have a chance to go to the playoffs.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the words of the late great Chris Thomas, "the crickets are happy with the turnout!"

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Derrick or Dave Thomas, Chris Thomas is a nobody

How many sacks or hamburgers has he made?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

His hamburgers would me made of cancer, gambling, and dentures.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I plan on buying lots of single game tix this month in addition to the season tix. This is baseball at its best.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

20K, if that, who cares about those teams, I go to support the Yankees and that's it.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

More excuses. Pennant race. Best team in team history. Best team in baseball. Best pennant race in ages. Nobody appears to give a flying fuck.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you take your bros to game while they were in town?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not baseball fans.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone on this site does.

Can’t control the others. If the Rays die because of their sins then at least they’ll always live in our hearts.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 31, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

3k more per game is quite a bit. That's 240,000 more tickets sold over the course of the season.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its more exciting for those fans because their teams aren't as good! Close games!

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outdoor stadiums!

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's nothing else to do in San Diego!

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the Yankees. I blame George Steinbrenner and Tampa's mutual support and respect for the Yankees.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Steinbrenner is 69,420x the man Stu Sternberg is. Steinbrenner at least attended his own team's games.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN 1040 TAMPA'S HOME TO THE NEW YORK YANKEES!!!1

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was really bad last night

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i listened from seattle at work

I’m a good fan

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Respect

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen, it's rock bottom for me. We're just nota baseball market.

It hurts to admit it. I was nit expecting a sellout but Portland and Vegas would have turned out 20,000 at least for the same situation. We lack 20,000 who want to see an exciting baseball team in a pennant race. That’s not something Terrible. It’s reality. I think people have to look at the Reds. Similar economic base, but they are drawing well. Of course they got a nice outdoor stadium and corporate bases like Proctor and Gamble. We got a service economy and governor and senate candidates who want less spending on infrastructure and education – the type of stuff that scares away corporate typesquick and fast.

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

peterking projects the bucs to have two wins

Better team, easier schedule, i fail to see how he is wrong

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rays should give away a six seat jacuzzi...

like the Threshers are doing. That’ll bring in the fans.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you blame Sternberg for wanting to move the team? Even a very bad team like the Mariners has better fans...Pathetic!

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Since none of you fucks attend games you miss out on this greatness in the "Inside Pitch"

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard is the worst.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure not paid like the worst.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He will single-handedly cripple that phranchise (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)

People will blame him, while Ruben Amaro sits back in his leather chair.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amaro is the worst. Ed Wade level badness.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm never exposing my emotions to you again.

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by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

POW just goes with erotic at this point since the homo is implied

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boreball will never draw big crowds. Face it - boreball is a dead sport. RIP. Go Rays! Go to Tampa or Go to Las Vegas! Just go! Go away!

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

my eWaifu!

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banime

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

old news

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Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ward looked good last game

huggins looked bad, PETER KING IS RIGHT!?!!

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banime

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

TMQ gets it right

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

We need to brainstorm ideas to get SRQ there.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just did.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell a sitcom

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FMG?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not happening this one...

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

October first...

pencil it in.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

before you said never.

Now it’s “not this one” YOU ARE SLOWLY COMING AROUND

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIFM

Not happening this one… OR EVER

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a Brofest

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do YOU want to do?

I can’t keep coming up with all these bitching ideas.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just most likely won't be in Tampa this weekend so.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

MIA IS WHERE SRQ GOES TO TOUCH THE BOOBIES THAT GIVE HIM THE MAJIK POWAHHHHS

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell anyone!

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet she has huge nipples that he won't be expecting after years of porn training.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balogna nipples are the bestest.

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by EminenceFront on Aug 31, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a tick, why isn't this girl's asshole bleached, I WANT A REFUND

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why did you suggest I add Billy?

I go on FB once a month when I want to cry and jack it to former flames.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confirmed, happy days

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a jew

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can follow in Jurgen Klinnsman's footsteps.

Jurgen was a German, but now he’s a Jew! Best Spurs chant ever.

by Suttree on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, legacy!!!!!!!!

Grown on the mean streets of North London.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut your fucking face.

We played some homo wearing an Arsenal shirt in my game last night. Without fail, anyone who wears an actual jersey instead of the league shirt is terrible. And this guy was a massive pussy, which was fitting.

by Suttree on Aug 31, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT MASSIVE PUSSY WAS ME.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coming....to get you.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not going to Spurs: Fabiano.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't really thrilled about getting him anyway.

I want a striker who’s going to make me shit my pants with joy, not someone marginally better than our current lot.

by Suttree on Aug 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody see that catch by Lorenzo Cain last night, freaking bananas

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep. Unreal.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He and Gomez can cover some ground.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Link?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best catch of the year for my money

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=11557855

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy piss. What a catch.

The trainer that runs out there used to be a regular at the bar I worked at in Milwaukee. Nice dude.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What bar?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro's. In Brookfield. It is now a Hooters.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's sad

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Management was clueless. Good food, though.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Aug 31, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the chain Pedro's? 1/2 price margaritas on Thursdays?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, thank goodness that CC hustles on SOME of the plays (for his $12,000,000). That's why I only go to SOME of the games.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

This is me punching you in the teeth

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks homoeroic

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee has more freckles

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just before that, Arlovski (the other guy) put together an excellent combination that completely broke down Nelson's defense. He got hit trying to step away from him.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched him get his jaw cracked in the Fedorenko (sp?) fight, I had 10 bucks on him winning, but not so much

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet, just in time for 2011

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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't wait
Here is the actual synopsis of the upcoming “The Beaver,” starring Mel Gibson: “A clinically depressed man finds solace through a beaver hand puppet.”

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh that's fantastic

BONER ALERT

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Normally on FB...

this is for a pregnancy or a marriage. Let’s hope for his sake it’s neither of those.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

here

Blake Hayes Hey Des, so you got called up? That’s awesome bud. Mom and Dad send their love. I’ll be wacthing for you on Sports Center.
2 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Justin Johnston congrats on the call up dude. Make September one that they’ll remember!
2 hours ago · Comment · Like

Andrew Jackson i just heard!! Congrats!! You deserve it!!

by Jason Collette on Aug 31, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fucknuts

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC, BJ and Deezy all at the same time makes my insides feel funny.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

was better when it was CC/Young/DUKES

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just friend requested Deezy...and Helly

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this isn't like one dude I know

Team told him he was called up. Everyone went insane on his f-book 3 hours later he got a call saying they were calling up a different guy. Sadness began.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Aug 31, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my....

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by EminenceFront on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOUNT CLEMENS, Mich. – A judge removed a juror from a trial in suburban Detroit after the young woman wrote on Facebook that the defendant was guilty. The problem? The trial wasn’t over. Hadley Jons, of Warren just north of Detroit, could be found in contempt when she returns to the Macomb County circuit court Thursday.

Jons, 20, was a juror in a case of resisting arrest. On Aug. 11, a day off from the trial and before the prosecution finished its case, she wrote on Facebook that it was “gonna be fun to tell the defendant they’re guilty.”

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

.
The Bucs will open the season against the Cleveland Browns without their best defensive player.

Cornerback Aqib Talib was suspended one game for violating the NFL’s personal conduct policy.

The suspension stems from Talib punching a cab driver in Aug. of 2009

“Since last fall, Aqib has done all that’s been asked of him and more, on and especially off the field,‘’ General manager Mark Dominik said in a statement. "We look forward to his return to the field in Week 2.’’

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by EminenceFront on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He should have raped a bitch instead

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

anal rape an unconcious freshman*

FTFY

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by EminenceFront on Aug 31, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Stevens even get suspended for that?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope. Criminal investigation was pre-Goodell, civil suit was supposed to be sealed.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Aug 31, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

UW is lucky they didn't get any flak for sweeping it under the rug.

I remember one big article that was pretty graphic, but it came out like 4 years post-facto

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's lucky he didn't serve any jail time.

The whole story is pretty disgusting. Had that been you or I, we’d be commenting on DRB from a 5×5 cell.

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by EminenceFront on Aug 31, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd be my bitch, emmy, face it

Be making me bacon sandwiches and shit

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by Sandy Kazmir on Aug 31, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cockmeat sandwiches

FTFY

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Aug 31, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak OTTOTD today

Requires more Christina Hendricks

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Aug 31, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

have you seen her toes?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They weren't visible in the shots daveh put up yesterday

I’m sure whatever’s wrong with them is forgivable. Or at least it can be covered up

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Aug 31, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

her big toe is like a thumb

like it cam move like thumb, and is jointed like it.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Aug 31, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, I can get past that. Who looks at toes anyway?

At least she doesn’t have Megan Fox thumbs.

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

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